#i legit never by anything

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

#writeblr #warm up #ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from: #15% literally don't even touch water #an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP #15+35 =50% #like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap #btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water'' #which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes #ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild #i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me #but no they're just confidently wrong..... #182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6 #that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week. #ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho #this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded #in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair #or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS. #men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies #i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health. #this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become. #like they don't try to hide it anymore.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

You can literally go get fucked in the ass by Gabriel right now.

Audio Source

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #NOT CLICKBAIT. 100% LEGIT. #I WOULD NEVER LIE. #if you dont wear headphone listening to anything on here. im sorry. i cant help you #suggestive

[elis-corner]

Soda Tabs

‘So… What am I meant to do with this?’ Grian cocked his head to the side, bringing the trinket you had just handed him closer to his face. To the best of his knowledge, it was merely a soda tab—nothing extraordinary or worth anything. Although, he had to admit its metallic shimmer was quite admirable.

‘You collect soda tabs with the fulcrum intact and give them to someone, normally a partner,’ you explained. You pointed to the point where the tab would normally be connected to a can by. ‘They give them back to you in exchange for a kiss.’

Grian lowered his hand, flipping the tab in the air with a satisfying click each time it landed atop his nail. His eyes made a beeline for yours, holding your gaze for a long moment before saying, ‘So… if I give this back to you…?’ Your head tilted backwards slightly in order to give him a nod of confirmation, but the moment he caught the direction you were moving your head he tossed it back at you. ‘Well?’

His wings surround you in a familiar embrace, shielding the world’s view of you as your lips meet.

|------{ }------|

‘Grian I… I don’t think I want to know how you got so many in the space of a week…’

‘Building the back of your base requires a lot of fuel, you know!’

‘Three hundred and thirty eight cans though?’ You stare at the pile of soda tabs lying in front of you. ‘It’s the shimmer. Birds can’t resist shiny things,’ you tease.

Grian shrugged. ‘Nor can I resist you.’

‘Charming, bird boy.’ Your eyes wander back up to meet his once again. Sighing, you accept your fate. ‘Pucker up, Buttercup.’

#drabble #mcyt x reader #hc x reader #hermitcraft x reader #grian x reader #g x reader #grian <3 #i had the idea legit in JULY and never did anything cause writers block #lol it's done now #x reader #my writing

[disconnected-dragon]

yknow I really didn't think it was possible to make me angrier at JK Rowling but then I found out she wrote a book abt an autistic person being sucked into a cult (that's totally not an analogy for trans people what you talking abt) because they just can't possibly know what's good for them, they need their fathers to come and hire private investigators to get them out of a cult. And in the book autistic people are referred to by the r slur and called "a bit simple".

I didn't think it was possible for me to hate this paternalistic, honeyed head-patting, self-righteous, hate-driven HAG of a woman more than I did but fuck me here we are.

#terfs dont fucking touch #anti gender critical #anti radfem #not to toot my own horn or whatever but when midsommar came out i legit had a 'oh my god is anyone seeing this?' momen #because everyone was talking abt how it was a 'happy ending' for dani like she didnt just get inducted into a violent cult #but heyyyyyyy thats just me what do i know #its not like im the owner of this brain or anything #OBVIOUSLY a british terf that lives in a FUCKING CASTLE and has NEVER MET ME EVER IN HER LIFE knows me better then i know myself :))))))) #anti gc #trans rights #ableism tw #tw ableist language #i hate jk rowling i hate her i hate her i hate her so muchhhhhhh #anti jkr #fuck jkr #had to edit the tags because i realized 'jk rowling' attracted terfs and i dont fucking want that noise #im already fucking angry im not taking being talked down to because im autistic

[spaciebabie]

i started this almost 2 years ago and im never fucking finishing it lmao

#spacie scribbles #fnaf sb #security breach #glamrock chica #five nights at freddy's #aight #get out of my folder please #duded i am legit never gonna be able ta draw lineless i keep trying and can never fucking do it 😭 #i wanna post chica. so. have chica. #i dont like anything about this except the face. her face is okay #maybe ill try redoing this #i dunno #probably not

[why-the-heck-not]

02.10.23, thursday

I feel like taking whole weekends off doesn’t work for me. Like if I take the days off, I’ll get stuck in that mood and I’m just now getting back to the groove of things, and it’s friday again tmrw. I think the ideal for me would be like 2 weeks on and then couple days off. Something I could actually do sometimes if I just schedule it. But couple last weekends I’ve had set plans so had to have actual weekends and my productivity has taken the hit

#basically I’m just so bad at starting things that I should never stop bc it takes too long to get back to it #i have things this weekend and probs next weekend as well but after that #(also side note; why do we have to stuff _everything_ to the end of the year?? like every celebration/event and then also the deadlines like #why don’t we have legit anything for january-april like those months suck) #aesthetic #books #studyblr #study #reading #read #bookblr #book #studyspo #dark academia #booklr #chaotic academia #november 2023 #2023

[kosmic-remnant]

I feel like, if the GIW were to make Danny one of their enemies, they wouldn’t make it so hush-hush.

Like, I fully believe that everyone in Amity Park knows, or at least has an awareness of what happened, like, they cannot be subtle about it right?

I like to think of a scene in which Danny is clearly running away in the middle of a street, it isn’t deserted, but it’s just clear enough to make him take the center instead of a crosswalk and risk getting cornered. He runs the street and people watch him, silently wondering if there’s another ghost attack, only one who is running for their life can run that fast, after all. But no. Instead, they see white vans, easily recognizable white vans.

Chasing Danny. Fenton. The son of ghost hunters.

Being hunted down the street. Sweet Danny-boy, who has met at least half of the town and helped them in many ghost attacks when Phantom never appeared.

Is getting shot point-blank in by the government.

#The actual reason why Danny is running in the middle of the street is bc i want him to #legit my brain cannot come w anything else #so there's that #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc x dp #he never get's hit but that's not known on the town #they straight up think he's dead #and the people who helped him get out safely prefer it that way #that way at least he's safe

[stuckinapril]

.

#I’m only very rarely inclined to get this intimate w my thoughts so I might as well say it NOW butttt I will never not see the dead children #In everything I do #Like legit #I’ve read up on Hind so extensively and seen so many photos of her #And I have a very healthy relationship w the popular Palestinian journalists so she’s not my blorbo or anything #But hearing that memo destroyed me bc bisan is only 23 and she seemed so vivacious #Idk like I do normal people things I can’t just pause on my life #But idk how it feels like to sit at a boba place and enjoy my pearl milk tea w my friends #While the horrors over there don’t just lurk the back of my mind. I do normal things and I’m guilty for having the luxury #And as an Iraqi girl I’m living in the literal ideal timeline #Where my mom decided to immigrate to the us and that’s why I’m here living a normal life like everyone else #It’s like in a different world if I were born in a different time it could’ve so easily been me. I’m one of the Lucky Ones idk #It’s not survivor’s guilt bc it’s not like I had to survive anything like I never had the chance to live in Iraq or anything #But like. If some things had fallen just a little differently #And I keep thinking about how I’d feel if it were happening to Iraq and people behaved the way they’re doing to Palestinians #I’d be so mad #And some people on here are dealing w assholes while bursting at the seams w grief #For losing their loved ones #This is why I’m so fucking angry at anyone who’s complicit #This was a major tangent but basically I feel weird about doing normal things now while simultaneously knowing I can’t just sit and wallow #And watch life pass by as if it’ll do anything #Misery is not a home but I’m struggling to be 100% normal #And I think that this tonal dissonance is reflecting on my blog too bc I can’t go back to just #Posting about all the other normal things I used to. Like I want to but sometimes I feel off. #Is this anything. I haven’t slept all night #I can’t just allow myself to lose interest in everything I used to like and be and just fade away but maybe it’s about accepting that this #Will also always be a part of me now. It’s that awareness that shadows everything I do #or maybe I need a therapist it’s a toss up #I’ll probably feel better once I get my day started but this was cathartic to voice I think #p

[raisinushigher]

am i just so far gone with these two that i can barely correctly comprehend anything they do toward eachother as normal casual interaction anymore or was this actually topher being worried about abe

#bc like…….. in my mind #topher is SUPER like way overprotective of abe. both in the way that he doesn’t want him to get hurt #and he also doesnt like anyone else getting really close to him but he’s calmed down with that one a little #and to me this is one of those moments where topher would 1000% just drop everything #if he thinks abe is in actual danger #dont talk about it much bc i hate them yada yada but seriously i love just… thinking about the most mushiest take on them as possible #like topher is legit in love with abe ya know hes never felt the way he does with abe around in his life ya know #that’s just what they are to me. and that’s what this moment here makes me feel and i have not gotten over it at all #probably won’t until s4 comes out. this is my new favourite crumb #and another thing #i can not lie. i did. get unreasonably excited and happy when abe said he’d come with joan to where topher is #and then later when he said he’d stay behind with topher and the bleacher creatures #im not Even gona reach and pretend it means anything cuz it doesn’t i just love them being together at all #clone high #tophabe #clone high spoilers #mine

[onlyshestandsthere]

Hi! Here it is

It's ok if you don't like it! I haven't drawn anything in years so I know it's not great but I wanted to try anyway (I'm not even sure if the image quality is good cause unfortunately I'm not a digital artist so I'm posting with my phone lol)

So yeah lemme know what you think? Bye!

I honestly don't even know if you know how exciting this is for me. I legit haven't written fanfiction in over a decade, and even that was a small enough thing that I never finished. To get fanart? This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen!

And they're both so cute! Jade's little blush! Kit's knowing look! The tiny spoons! The hair!

Really, this is amazing and it has made my entire year, no joke.

#I legit never expected to ever see fanart of anything I wrote this is insane #I don't even know what to say except thank you! #Tanthamore #Tanthamore Fic #Jade Claymore #Kit Tanthalos #Wow oh wow #BMMMSAS #Fic asks

[canaryinacoolmine]

Violence and hatred and disappointment and heartbreak on planet Earth 💔💔💔

#atlus i swear to god 🔪🔪🔪 #i am legit so pissed #why!!! whyyy even bring her back in pq2 or include her in merch just to never do anything with her in a game!!!! #minako arisato #hamuko arisato #kotone shiomi #persona 3 femc #persona 3 #persona 3 portable #persona 3 reload

[absolutely-not-my-main-blog]

Thinking too long about Always Sunny always has me feeling like a Lovecraftian protagonist who has seen the incommunicable horrors (or wonders) beyond human comprehension and has succumbed to the eyes of madness, so I must occasionally wall off that part of my mind to hold back the floodgates of thoughts for the show, lest the last slivers of my sanity slip away, but it's like trying to nail a single board or place a single piece of tape over the door to an entire universe that keeps trying to pull you back in with some kind of black hole gravitational force when the whole time all anyone else sees is a simple locked door marked "pirate."

#iasip #text #it's always sunny in philadelphia #anmmbposts #i was so entrenched in overwhelming feelings and observations for it last year i felt genuinely ill #and i was legit incapable of thinking about anything else so i had to nix my sunny essay plans again cause i felt too much i felt too much #but god i want to open the doors again #like the interest never left i've just been forcefully tamping it down slightly to be able to do literally anything else for a hot minute #but oughghhgh them them them #brain let me write my essays brain let me write my essays I can communicate the incommunicable come on brain yip yip #the thoughts want out the thoughts want out #i fear i sometimes relate too much to glenn “i think i may be mildly bip*lar” to “i've recently found out that i have a*dhd” h*werton

[synthwayve]

Thinks about Micolash and Laurence’s rivalry that never strays from the confines of academic snark or the occasional jab despite their shared ambition(and possibly also just accompanying a general friendship they could have had since they worked together at some point. Idk I’m a softie. Sue me.) eventually involving into a full on intellectual divorce. Cries. Explodes. 72 casualties.

#will delete #I am just having thoughts #like yeah listen I love the toxic aspects of their dynamic especially peak healing church #and I’m honestly shocked most people put Micolash in the seat of power there #if anything I think he’d be underhanded with having dirt on Laurence’s operation or his reputation #but yknow. headcanons vary #consider: they could have been soft once. they could have been #and they could have stopped each other’s descent into their respective cosmic obsession(blood and insight) #but neither can actually let the other have his way. if Micolash abandons his research and just does whatever Laurence commands him to #he’ll never be able to pursue his own interest(which could even stave off the scourge). it’d be Byrgenwerth all over #but if Laurence lets Micolash go and just do whatever his silly heart desires #not only will he legit go insane but itd happen at the worst of times. he needs to priortize the blood while they still have time #so they both just. stalemate each other to death #yadda yadda insufferable academics believing only their method must be correct to the detriment of the other #not in a ‘I personally hate you’ way but in a ‘why won’t you just listen to me’ way #I just think there’s fun to be had there. they’re both horrible. #also idk this is being prompted by Laurence being typecast into being completely helpless at the height of his power. against MICOLASH??? #let’s let him be a little evil too come on now #but idk. maybe my take is wack

[pinkie-pinkeroni]

the gym leaders of paldea!!!!

i love these guys so muuuchh they’re so cool!!!! my faves r katy, brassius, n ryme 💖 (feel free to tell me urs hehe) enjoy!!!

#my art #pokemon #pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #iono #tulip #katy #brassius #grusha #kofu #ryme #larry #pokemon gym leader #legit never know what to tag anything. sighs! #if brassius and larry look a lil different it’s bc i drew them before i drew the other 6 lol #anyway god i love the way they all came out…. i love looking at them… my art is so fucking good #also! kofu’s gold tooth was an idea my friend gave me. thank u beets he looks epic

[degenerateshinji]

2 dumbasses im obsessed with rn

l'il bonus i made, don't ask.

#i dont know why akechi in mushitarou's suit straight up is just loid forger #touma akechi #akechi touma #mushitarou oguri #oguri mushitarou #bungou stray dogs #bsd #the disastrous life of saiki k #tdlosk #saiki kusuo no psi nan #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki k #fanart #my art #and i still managed to sneak screentones in there #me when i try to render #this is crazy why is art fun now thats weird #me when i outfit swap my favorite characters except one of the characters legit never wears anything other than a boring ass school uniform #seriously why are the saiki k uniforms like that they look like prison jumpers in the winter

[why-the-heck-not]

Starting to almost wish I could just go do this fucking presentation today solely bc I’m getting mad and tired of the anxiety, how is it physically possible to be this anxious for so many days straight. There has to be a limit how long u can be on the verge of an anxiety attack like ????

#it’s stupid #cant sleep cant eat over ’’ppl are paying attention to me for 20minutes or so’’ #i hate this so so much #bc like I KNOW it’s overreacting and unreasonable and it never is as bad as I think but knowing that won’t do shit for the anxiety #like it will he here until I’m back home tmrw after having presented it #at least it’s only like a day of this anymore but I don’t have the energy for this for even one more goddamn minute #literally what could happen in that presentation that would be worse than feeling like this?? #the realistic worst case possible is that I lose my train of thought or have a ’’brain doesnt work’’ moment and have to take like 20secs to #gather myself and like maybe if someone asks a question I don’t have an answer to #but like I won’t die or anything #even if it’d be awkward (it will be awkward) that’s legit nothing #I’m ’’just some guy’’ to the ppl and after leaving the building they’ll never think abt my stupid ass presentation again #so wHY cant I fucking chill #april 2024 #2024