#i lied lmAOOO

[lunalivvy]

jordan playing it off bc they think marie only hooked up with them bc their minds got messed with so they’re acting indifferent towards the situation even tho they obviously like her and she likes them back but now she thinks they don’t like her like that because-

#THE WAY THEYRE IN MASC FORM TOO #THEY USE MASC JORDAN AS A DEFENCE MECHANISM #i could go on about how jordan feels insecure or inadequate after being second place to luke and that’s why they’re so obsessed w being #first and they don’t think marie could actually like them even tho SHE DOES #THE ANGST IM KIND OF HERE FOR IT LMAOOO #gen v #the boys #the boys gen v #marie moreau #jordan li #limoreau #mariejordan #jordanmarie #ship

[god-u]

will never be over jordan having sex with some guy and still talking about marie during said sex like they’re so real lmaoooo didn’t even let that man finish 😭 also love how they naturally changed their voice when speaking to their parents vs speaking to him lol

#gen v #gen v spoilers #jordan li #this has been in my drafts forever but i’m suddenly in the mood to post it #also that guy is actually ranked 3rd when they fuck LMAO #oh just me rambling again what’s new #i’ve said this before but seriously #this episode is a ki #* #caps #s1e3 #x #💌 #the way i’m crying laughing at this like i love them lmaooo

[poppy-metal]

Toxic!BalletAU!Jordan where your dance studio becomes you two's bubble.

On paper most rooms are free for all at all times but when you need some privacy you need to schedule and Jordan always needs some privacy especially since you two have been paired up for more than one performance together.

you two have been spending all your time together training and with Jordan always scheduling your time together in the evening your training has been long and tiresome often leading to the two of you exhausted on the floor.

With pauses here and there you test the water, sometimes your questions are met with dry, "shut up." Or "that's none of your buisness." But sometimes after a three hour session Jordan is exhausted enough to answer your questions.

It feels a bit like pillow talk, Jordan will be spread on the floor trying to rest for a few minutes while you'll be massaging your ankles and they'll huff before answering your questions.

You touch everything little by little, their power, if they were scared the first time they shifted, how their parents reacted or questions unrelated to that like how they came to want to become a dancer or what music they listen to.

You two feel it. Especially Jordan when the sun sets and it's been down for a few hours, the vibe has changed it's different and it's just the two of you. They'll still be banter and sarcasm but they'll be soft moments too where Jordan would check their notifications and messages before they turn around ready to start again when they see you napping on the floor and 'reluctantly' (that's what they convince themselves) let you sleep for a small 30 minutes before they gently nudge you with their foot to stand back up and go at it again.

I have so many more in store!

oh my god im melted ice cream on the floor

me when I wrote more than i expected to.

they really start showing their love language too ( i think they're heavy on physical touch and acts of service) to the point where they have this since of pride in their chest whenever you look to them expectantly, doe like eyes wide, and they present you with your protein bar. they ignore the warmth in their chest at how it feels to - to take care of you - feed you, watch you get replenished. and you start falling into this sense of comfort around them, even if there's still moments you genuinely don't know if they hate you or not, you couldn't do what you're doing with anyone else. something in you feels safe around them, despite the thorns threatening to prick you at every turn.

but it feels good to learn about them little by little. you try and be a positive person, maybe you try too hard but thats a discussion for another time, but you're suprised at the intensity of the dark emotions that come over you when you learn about their parents, the way they dont accept jordan - how they're basically the whole reason jordan doesn't shift in front of people here. it actually makes jordan laugh one day, a sharp sound - "shit - you look like a pissed off little rabbit. what, you gonna pout my parents to death?"

that leads to you huffing and shoving at their shoulders, and they actually nudge over a little, in their fem!form - and that's how it starts. a tussle, playfighting really - they just suddenly can't stop giggling at your attempts to be intimidating and you start off miffed but end up just doing it to hear them continue to laugh - because its such a beautiful sound. you think you could bottle it up. wear it around your neck forever.

eventually they pin you under them, panting a little, grinning and flushed - their longer hair fluttering in the space between you. and the giggles die down, their eyes go from mirth at your expense to something - something shockingly tender. it traps the air in your chest. you both have a moment of looking at eachothers lips, then your eyes, before they're leaning in, hungry and fast - and this is all so new - you've never been kissed by anyone - let alone a woman - and you find you're not afraid. far from it. your legs seem to spread natrually, wrapping around their slim waist, pulling them into you.

they kiss you so intensely, its ravenous really, a moan clawing its way from deep in their chest as they move to kiss along your neck - reach down and grip your thigh, yanking it higher around their hips so they can - can grind down. and you gasp at the friction of their cunt on yours - the tights you're both wearing thin enough you can feel the pressure as they drive their hips against you - mimicking - mimicking

"this is how i think about fucking you - " they say, biting at your earlobe, "all the damn time."

you whine, hands scrabbling at their back - "jordan." you gasp, "don't stop - please dont stop."

"fuuck." it comes out like a hiss, they're really rutting you into the floor now, you can feel the wetness of your cunt, of theirs, seeping together, mixing in the sheer fabric separating you both - "god, what're you doing to me." a hand sneaks up, wraps around your throat in an almost punishing manner, "haven't cum this way in ages - fuck - this little freshmen cunt -"

they're cut off, groaning, and your thighs squeeze around their hips, rocking your pelvis up to meet theirs and you hit that peak right after they do - eyes rolling back into your skull at how good it is.

they roll off you, staring up at the ceiling. a kind of dazed, content expression on their face.

and then you say, "that's never happened to me before."

its like a shudder comes down - reality crashing back. they suddenly remember you're a fucking - virgin. and they dont get attached. fuck. especially too people they're working closely with. that familiar panic, panic at this becoming - a thing. they sit up.

"yeah, well. now we can put this - whatever the fuck it was - sexual tension, i guess, behind us. no more missteps."

you feel your heart crack a little. "um, jordan?"

they glance at you as they get their things, and its like weeks of progress has melted away. they're already on their phone, fingers flying across the screen. they shift back into their masc!form, running a hand through their hair as they stop beside you.

they look down at you, something like pity in their eyes, and it makes you sick.

"look freshie." they sigh, "dont make it a thing, okay? we got caught up, we fucked around to let off some steam, this kinda shit happens all the time. bright and early tomorrow, I'll see you then. dont be fucking late."

you try not to cry as you pack your things - alone in the studio. funny how you thought just thirty minutes ago - that you felt safe with them. now you'd been pricked by the thornes, and fuck, if the wound didn't hurt.

outside, jordan kicks over a trashcan. probably way too aggressively. they run both hands through their hair, and actually debate going back inside. taking it all back. because that had been something raw, and real, and vulnerable. but they dont. not for the first time, they harden their heart towards you, and vow to not get close enough to the flame to let it burn them again.

#ask #IM SORRY I TOOK THIS AND RAN #LMAOOO #my fingers sped away from me #toxic!ballet jordan #jordan li x reader #jordan li smut

[distantsonata]

#I kinda made this gifset go way too fast lmaooo #look at em go #chun li #chun-li #li-fen #sf6 #street fighter 6 #gif #gifs #my gifs #video games #gaming #my gifset #my edit #me and who

[pinkdean]

GOD dean is so fucking cute when they first get to the bunker. You deserve this baby. The memory foam matress and the good water pressure and the nice kitchen. All of it.

#hes NESTING 😭💖🥺 #lmaooo idk why this is going around now but i feel like i need to edit it #cause i lied. the kitchen is not nice. it's functional but it's ugly as shit

[veggiecorner]

You know that scene in the beginning of totk where Link "reunites" with the vision of Zelda as she gives him recall??? Okay I need someone to explore the idea of Link kissing that vision ASAP out of desperation that she could feel him (she doesn't)

#i lied about no more zelink posting sorry #totk #totk spoilers #kinda #i really like how i'm treating my account like twitter LMAOOO #this is just me talking to myself #anyways Link is delusional and pathetic #link (derogatory) #zelink

[guardian-angle22]

TK/Carlos + Touch + WHY tHe HeLL Did YoU PuT ThE CrediTs THERE?

↳ Season 3

#911 lone star #tk strand #carlos reyes #tarlos #tk/carlos + touch #lmaooo the struggle is real folks #seriously tho WHY especially that bottom one? #I need that without the credits on top and also from a better angle asap pls & thx #the way carlos is just so gently kissing tk's fingers??? im dyinggg #I also just love the way carlos is playing with tk's clothes #also his fingers on tk's neck?? saveee me #all of these were such great little moments that I had to find a way to include them somehow lol #i guess i lied when i said that previous one was the last of season 3 oops

[captainofthetidesbreath]

if you were going off the discourse around it alone, you'd think that Orym personally decapitated Bor'Dor with malice, or even that every other member of the party voted against killing him and vocally protested

rather than, like, what actually happened of Orym nodding to Laudna to go ahead and everyone else tacitly doing the same when they at minimum declined to intervene (even Deni$e, who ultimately simply took her whip back and stepped aside)

anyway, my opinion is that Orym did make a mistake, and it is that he didn't stop Laudna to do the coup de grâce himself. it IS more fun the way it did happen bc that's extremely great and interesting for him and Laudna narratively and I wouldn't trade it away, but my opinion is that stopping her and doing it himself was the best thing to do in the situation.

#I lied. I have ONE discourse thought. #anyway this shouldn't be surprising given I am a Fjord and a Colin stan lmaooo #love a man who knows that hating collateral damage and harming innocents not disclude him from using a sword against enemies and bad actors #CR spoilers #Critical Role things

[wonbriize]

Anton's comment:

#riize anton #anton #lee anton #lee chanyoung #this is so funny lmaooo i used to just bold face lie like this too #before you really learn how to not care about being embarrassed though bold face lies are the next best thing imo

[monotonepinocchio]

god bless the dude who decided that modding the star wars game with replacing kal for p was a good idea. it was.

#lies of text #lies of p #lmaooo i have a bunch more saved in my oomfs dms bc i spent the entire time screenshotting his face #he looks so good in the lighting MY GOD. #also that last one... what fresh hell hes so hot LOL #we need the p model so we cna make him do shit like that damn it

[magentagalaxies]

hi @liliana-von-k, thanks for the follow! i have answered this question before but i love talking about kids in the hall and my "origin story" with them so i'm happy to tell it again (jsyk it will be a long post bc i always have to tell the full story bc i love it so much)

basically my parents have both been kith fans since the 90s, so even before i had seen any of the show itself there were certain kith quotes that were just part of my family's vocabulary. the first sketch i watched was "these are the daves i know" when i was like 8 years old and i became obsessed with that song. i watched a few other sketches/the first few episodes from season one but i didn't truly get into kith until after their documentary "comedy punks" was released

see, my mom is a big documentary person so she was like "oh hey there's a new kids in the hall documentary! do you want to watch it?" and i just kind of shrugged and was like sure i'll be in the room while it's on, probably working on my own stuff or scrolling on my phone. but like not even five minutes in i was hooked. while i'd always enjoyed kids in the hall's comedy, something about hearing the very personal histories of how the troupe came together and survived for all these years was so affecting. i think it was scott specifically that really signaled to me that this show was something special, and the part where bruce talked about comforting scott while he had cancer by telling him how the rest of the troupe would die first was so powerful. honestly no individual movie has changed my life more than comedy punks did specifically bc it gave me that push to get into kith and approached it from such a human perspective, which definitely informed my approach to the rest of their work and them as people. i remember watching comedy punks for the first time and getting this strange feeling i couldn't pin down yet that was like this is important, not just referring to the show or the troupe, but like this feeling that i had just crossed a turning point in my life, and i remember feeling this pull towards toronto which seemed frivolous at the time but has been so heavily solidified as i'm now planning to move there in just over a year.

so i bingewatched all of the kids in the hall tv show in summer 2022, as well as brain candy, death comes to town, the amazon season, etc. basically as much kith stuff as i could find. but i needed more. so i started getting into side projects, which brought me to "mouth congress" (a queer-punk band scott thompson and paul bellini had in the early 80s that they've recently started putting out new music with again). i found a youtube channel with a bunch of recent live performance clips of the band and each video had like less than 10 views. so since i didn't have anyone to infodump about kith with irl (aside from my very patient mother lol) i started commenting on every video, complimenting the performances and pretending i was talking to a friend, confident no one would actually see it

after 2 weeks of this, turns out someone did see it. PAUL BELLINI HIMSELF. this led to a whole back-and-forth which eventually ended up with him emailing me a copy of the unreleased mouth congress documentary, i emailed back asking if he'd be interested in meeting on zoom (since i am a queer comedy writer myself so both he and scott are my biggest comedy inspirations), and yeah bellini is a delightful person to talk to and we very quickly became friends. i ended up offering to run mouth congress's social media, which can be found on both tumblr and instagram as @mouthcongress and posts both vintage videos from the 80s/90s and recent live clips. they're currently working on an album of entirely new material written in the past 2 years which is going to be released soon (we don't have a specific release date but the recording is completed and they've started filming music videos for it!! but i'm getting ahead of myself lmao)

a few months pass and mouth congress is set to perform at a new year's eve show at a local club in toronto. i'd never been to toronto before, never even left the united states, but paul says it would be so great to have me there and by some miracle my parents say yes to making the trip (they still can't believe this is happening either, since they were kith fans first!). the trip is wonderful, i immediately fall in love with the city, i get lunch with paul irl for the first time and get to have my very first face-to-face conversation with my number one comedy inspiration scott thompson. it's honestly a little awkward but in an adorable funny way. i also have my first legal drink at that show (bc canadian drinking age is lower than the us), specifically saying i want to have my first drink with buddy cole, which both scott and paul are very into

it's actually only a couple weeks until i'm in toronto again, because scott is debuting a new buddy cole show consisting of monologues that were all censored by amazon that he pitched during the revival season. this is my first time traveling a long distance without my family which my mom is anxious about so paul bellini lets me have him as my emergency contact. the show is amazing, i get to stay for the afterparty, and while i'm there i casually mention that i'm surprised no one has made a buddy cole documentary yet. like, this character has such a rich history even beyond the kids in the hall (which i can infodump about all day lmao) and is such an important staple of queer comedy that doesn't get the attention he deserves. the kith documentary is great, but where's my buddy cole documentary? paul accepts my pitch (that i didn't even realize i was pitching), passes along the idea to scott, and yeah now i'm legit directing a film with my number one comedy heroes and i haven't even graduated college yet. what the fuck. i expected this to be the type of thing i accomplish over 20 years into my career, not at twenty!! so yeah that's how the buddy cole documentary started. i'm still in preproduction on it but we're launching an indiegogo crowdfunding campaign for it in the next 2 weeks bc this has evolved into a full feature-length film with some incredible celebrity interviewees, both kith and otherwise.

anyway a few months later it's announced bruce mcculloch is bringing his one-man-show to the city i go to school in. not only that, but his theater is literally 2 blocks from campus. i ask paul if he'd give me bruce's contact so i can set up an interview for my school's newspaper, paul gives me bruce's assistant's email, and i set up a 30-minute zoom two weeks before bruce will be in town. the conversation honestly goes bizarrely well. like it's honestly surreal how close bruce and i got after only knowing each other for a half hour? he's such an easy person to talk to and literally by the end of that conversation he was already calling himself my mentor, asking about my comedy, and offering to let me meet him backstage after his show. which is exactly what i did, launching yet another incredible friendship-slash-mentorship with one of the kids in the hall.

bruce eventually signed on to executive produce the buddy cole documentary (alongside paul bellini), i've been up to toronto in january, april, june, august, and october this year (so essentially every 2 months, though it was slightly offset by going twice in january) and i'm planning on going up in december, every time not only do i find time to meet up with scott, paul, and bruce but they all deliberately try to reserve as much "jess time" as they can because i have a unique and powerful friendship with each of them, every time i finish a new creative project paul has to see it bc he loves how ambitious i am, i repeatedly wake up to texts scott sends me at 3am about the documentary and how excited he is to have me on tour with him to film it next year, bruce thinks it's hilarious he used to think i was "shy" bc i've gotten so comfortable going on infodumps and tangents about things i'm passionate about, and the three of them all feel like extended family. best of all, i actually have plans to graduate from college a semester early so that i can use the money (and time) i've saved to find a place in toronto and start making even more connections with the comedy community up there (also for the record: no i have not met mark, kevin, or dave yet. i know kevin is aware of my existence from bruce giving me a shoutout at a show they both did but that's about it. but i know i will interview all of them for my documentary)

so anyway that's how i got into kids in the hall. i know only the first 2 paragraphs answer your question, but at this point my love for this show has become so so intertwined with my relationships to bruce and scott and paul as humans that i don't really consider getting into kids in the hall and getting to know the kids in the hall as separate things in my life.

(also if you have any follow-up questions on anything mentioned feel free to reply or dm me, this goes for everyone else too!)

#as always i hope talking about knowing some of the kith irl doesn't come across as bragging bc that's absolutely not my intention #bc i do very much feel like a very lucky kith tumblr nerd and my favorite thing is connecting the kith to this part of their audience #hosting little digital screenings of hard-to-find kith media or passing along questions etc #this is exemplified with my ''kids in the archive'' series which you should check out if you haven't already #but yeah this is a very (and i mean VERY) brief summary of how this all unfolded #bc like. yes this all kind of happened over a year and a half. but it was a very eventful year and a half #if you scroll far enough in some of my kith-related tags you can find posts from in-the-moment before i knew some of them #or when i was still coming up with the concept for the buddy cole doc or something like that #which is very interesting to see. this blog is like a living kith journal lmao #also: the bruce interview article was never written bc i actually lied about writing for the school paper lmaooo #but for the anniversary i might write a transcript and/or see if i can post the audio bc i did record it #i haven't relistened to it since the day (march 6th) so it'll be so cool going back and listening to myself being starstruck #compared to now where i see bruce as ''just some guy (complimentary)''

[god-u]

#i think about this post a lot tbh #also added that post to my desktop about lmaooo #gen v #gen v spoilers #jordan li #* #x #💌 #missing jordan with their hair slicked back 🥲

[deepdiveintomadness]

The way some of you are implying that MileApo have gotten that much screentime because they're the ones willing to fully lay it bare in front of the camera and supposedly have "no qualms about nudity and s*x" is such disgusting behavior.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with being comfortable enough to show that, but your implications are undermining the dedication and work they've put into the KP project. KinnPorsche's relationship is beyond those NC scenes, don't get me started on how a huge chunk of the "fandom" complains everytime we get anything but tension and angst between Kinn and Porsche. It's just so weird that you guys can't stand to see these two's relationship thriving.

There's also a very simple reason at play — they are the leads. Say whatever you want but MileApo's portrayal of KinnPorsche is the heart of the show. That's more than enough of an explanation why we see them the most.

Also, blaming Apo and calling him a liar for supposedly leading you on? 🙄 The man simply said we'll be seeing more of the VegasPete story in the last 4 eps (in comparison to the previous 10). He never claimed that all those 4 eps will be majority (if not all) VP. Like?? Did some of you really think they'd shaft all the other characters, especially their leads, for VP? I firmly believe that Episode 11 is the most we'll see of them in an episode (they had atleast half the episode) and Episode 12 proved that to me.

The way I see it, some of you had extremely lofty expectations about your fave ship and are angry at the show for not matching up to your own expectations, so now you're taking it out on MileApo. If anything, take it up with BOC. Don't unnecessarily hate on MileApo for doing their jobs well.

#apo nattawin #mile phakphum #mileapo #mile x apo #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche #kinn theerapanyakul #porsche kittisawasd #pete #vegas theerapanyakul #vegaspete #kinnporsche ep 12 #discourse rn is giving kpop fan behavior #this is coming from a kpop fan herself #i admit vp storyline is a bit rushed but that's the fault of the writing #timeline wise: i understand why vp happened this late in the show #a lot share the frustration but you seriously cannot have expected that vp would get main character treatment #i'm still stuck at that one person who called apo a liar #like what?? #remember when mile told us that pool scene would be in ep 8/9? lmaooo imagine if fans were legitimately mad that he 'lied' to us #they didn't film this chronologically btw so they only have a brief outline on which ep is which #it must have been confusing and I don't blame them for that #plus production and editing could have possibly shifted the pacing as well #getting mad at the actors is just NOT IT #bible sumettikul #build jakapan #biblebuild

[senoleaf]

how the skip button ending came to be—

also this is my version of Employee 432 / Timekeeper / The Settings Person lmao

gremlin energy, can't explain

the immediate aftermath:

#stanley parable #timekeeper #settings person #employee 432 #the stanley parable #stanley parable fanart #i said Stanley was next and i lied #432 is my beloved now #got inspired by Leo Baskerville lmaooo #they're very small but also very full of rage so basically every short character ever actually #will hopefully draw a little ref sheet eventually #stanley parable ultra deluxe #art #fanart #digital art #sen draws

[vegasandhishedgehog]

#lmaooo i couldn't help it #i love them i glad they made up #moonlight chicken #jim moonlight chicken #li ming moonlight chicken

[skxrbrand]

Done with Tzeentch 3.0! I swear he gets weirder with each iteration lmao. But it’s Tzeentch, so that’s what you want! We’ve gone from bird, to bird-fish, to bird-fish-shrimp-dragon(?)!

Pretty happy with this, especially the head and the shrimp limbs!

#Tzeentch #cant wait to toss this at someone for a comm lmaooo #warhammer fantasy #mun art #Tzeentch ( Lord of Lies ); #finally i can go to bed orz