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transingthoseformers · 4 months

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#i like eggs

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campcrow2 · 1 year

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This bitch was high as fuck and I wanna be that stoned

#Debbie #from the Amanda show #I like eggs

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askslaydako · 7 months

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Will this suffice?

i suppose so. why am i there though i don’t remember eating this oh god what have you done to me

#sadako #sadako yamamura #dbd ringu #dbd #eggs #i like eggs #eggs are good #OW MY TEETH #WAHHHH #OUCH #this got marked as sensitive content #and i think thats really funny

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drfrankensteinvsthequeerborgs · 11 months

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So brave of them to show Dean finally getting bottom surgery onsc--oh, that’s not what the giant wad of bills for the shady doctor is for? boring

#dfvq liveblog #dfv queue #dfvq spn #spn6x11 #dean winchester #cw surgery #you will pry my trans headcanons from my dead fucking fingers #i like eggs

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wrathful-reptile · 2 years

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I like the roundsey prizes this week

I hope I get the eggs. but if not, frog is good. Or sprite. I’m not big on familiars tho. I really, really just want the eggs.

#I like eggs

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inkskinned · 9 months

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you're in the habit of denying yourself things.

if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.

but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?

what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.

and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.

you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.

so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.

it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.

sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.

oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.

#warm up #this isn't good #writeblr #this is complicated by the fact i can't stand up too long or i fuckken pass out and <3 hit my damn head <3 #but i did take a deep breath and buy myself the stupid rice cooker #and!!! a very cheap sushi kit!!! i have been wanting to try making sushi for literally YEARS #the kit was only like 15 dollars!!!! and i haven't purchased it bc?!!??!?!?!?!!?#..... i didn't get the mixer tho that felt. like a lot. like too much.#on my list is a kitchenaid. one day when i get a check and i have paid off my student debt #and medical debt #i will put that first little bit of cash #into a kitchenaid 5qt stand mixer (with attachments)#i really do just go into their refurbished section and stare lustily at each option #but yeah i feel guilty about the rice cooker even tho i know for a fact this damn thing is gonna be a lifesaver #oh shit also fuck i forgot to mention . poached eggs

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moncuries · 5 months

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clearly my idea of these two just revolves around longing and diplomacy

#as u can see every time i draw them niasdkj #see if u can find all the easter eggs in this one #im watching a lot of palace cdramas rn so u can blame that for the bg #zuko #sokka #zukka #atla #fanart #my art #questionable bowl of red and blue substances #i think u can tell on some parts i was like ah yes... i give up #most of zukos outfit for instance #sokkas one sleeve on the other hand ir lly.. anyway

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selfindulgentraptor · 3 months

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Thinking about his wings

#he definitely has them #I wonder what he thinks of his new form (I imagine he digs it)#also wanted to try designing the egg bois #they hatched out of their shells like little hardboiled yolks and egg whites #but also golden egg motif #and top hat halos #I had so much fun with this #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #hazbin hotel fanart #my art

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moonruledmartian · 9 months

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lucky day??

#egg #i like eggs #good luck

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birdsofpasssage · 10 months

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lights out

#arlecchino #i am extremely mentally ill actually!#maam i dont care if youre a licensed sociopath i need to know how you like your eggs in the morning #genshin impact #genshin fanart #原神 #the knave

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corviiids · 4 months

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got into bg3 a few months ago and it's about time i inflicted my astarion posts on tumblr. i sure post about him a lot. you'll never guess who my favourite character is. that's right! it's gale

#it's just easier to clown on astarion because of who he is as a person #i realise that's wild to say because gale is like the manifestation of the very concept of being shoved in a locker #idk what to tell you. that's my boyfriend. astarion is easier to throw eggs at because he cannot see them on himself to clean it off #bg3 #rookposting #astarion

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princerevelucide · 1 year

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the BEST new pokémon in gen 9 btw are these two sanrio reject ass mice that count as one pokemon together

but they they silently evolve from level 25+ into the exact same two mice but now they have 1 or 2 kids with them. literally you open your party to discover that these two mice FUCKED in their pokeball and have now sprung their kid(s) on you