#i like that mug he has

[keepthebeanscool]

late night in the archives

#in my missing s1 jmart era #(the era that has lasted ever since i finished s1) #s1 martin you deserved better…. jon would’ve snarled at u like an angry cat if he woke up #also shoutout to bagel arcadecarpetgay for the mug design idea it is wonderful #jmart #jonmartin #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tma #tma fanart #the magnus archives #tma s1 #jaspers art

[disco-troy]

KG Beast had the worst time of his life after he shot Nightwing.

First he got beat up by Batman and abandoned in the snow

Then Nightwing himself beat him up (and told him a pun)

THEN The Batgirls lured him to their turf ON PURPOSE to beat him up

Damian nearly kills him

He gets beat up by a guy at the speed of light

and that's not even counting Kory's reaction!

Entire hired killer career OVER bc he shot one man

#the tone shift is so funny like as more and more people beat this man up it gets easier and easier #bruce has a drawn out fight in the artic #cass and steph just like have a fun time mugging this man in an ally #i realize the tone shifts of the books r to blame but i love the implication that hes just given up at this point hes not winning ever #dick grayson #kgbeast #batman #dc comics #wally west #damian wayne #cass #steph

[lazycranberrydoodles]

woe mundane monopoly headcanons be upon ye

follow for more of modern au hua cheng’s outfits

#mostly completed this a month ago and then procrastinated the final touches until now lmao #its. so low quality. i also switched to a new brush for lineart and now this is kinda 🥴 #i wanted to draw my modern au designs :3 #fun facts: #hua cheng has a glass eye but he still covers it with his bangs #modern HC shops at prada btw #MQ is described as looking more like a civil god than a martial one so he has a goth academia type thing going on #FX wears sports team shirts everywhere sorry #mu qing’s mug has 3 different level markers #“fuck off” “i can hear you i just dont care” and “ok what were you saying?” #i think mu qing would hate that sort of mug but feng xin and xie lian keep giving them to him #apologies to anyone who doesnt know the rules of monopoly this is incomprehensible without previous knowledge #so: do i believe these four would actually voluntarily hang out post canon #yes actually. fxmq and hua cheng mutually tolerate each other for xie lians sake #imo after like a LONG time hc could actually be friendly towards fx (in book 2 fx admits how courageous hong hong’er is) or mq (bitch2bitch #but i dont think thatll happen there is way too much resentment that goes both ways #remember that theyve canonically fought multiple times ‼️ #tgcf #art #tian guan ci fu #天官赐福 #heaven official’s blessing #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #fengqing #feng xin #mu qing #xianle trio #my art

[bebyebeeh]

they get together weekly to watch movies and annotate books because they're besties!!!

(also who do you guys think has each calico critter?)

#marauders #marauders era #the marauders #harry potter #remus lupin #lily evans #lily and remus are bestfriends #marauders fanart #remus fanart #lily fanart #remus has a gromit mug #he likes all the ardman animations movies im sure of it #i was there i would know

[swagspren]

“The King was Dalinar’s Tien” in WoR is truly such a ???? line/ moment . That realization is given so much gravitas but it’s like actually what are you on about that makes no sense

#I feel like it’d be fine if Kaladin came to a conclusion of like “elhokar doesn’t need to die but he does need to be dethroned.” #that makes sense based on his upbringing and aversion to unnecessary killing #but The KING is DALINARS TIEN #“A door is a type of mug because they both have handles and paint” like no they just have exactly two things in common #has this discussion come and gone #Im always worried I’m rehashing some discourse that was 5 years old #but then Im like #it’s my blog #stormlight archive #words of radiance

[deus-and-the-machina]

you know the contrast between how Vergil is presented vs thinking too hard about Vergil’s story is pretty funny. Man’s reputation is this iconic badass, the pinnacle of what video game rivalries can be, the coolest guy to play as, the guy who breaks every game he’s added to,

and then you go to the story and like. man’s lost his free will and autonomy at 19 and then came back a fractured man half of which was a lovecraftian eye beast the other half of which was a chronically ill goth man. and then he reunites and hes in like his 40s now I believe but legit the last time he was actually in a game where he wasn’t being mind controlled when he was 19 which is both sad but also thinking about how this guy who’s considered one of the top badasses of gaming has never really lived life outside of being a teenager.

Anyways this is the secret comedic potential of post DMC5 for Vergil because not only has the human world probably changed a fair bit in terms of technology, if he’s sticking around Dante he’s gonna actually have to learn in depth how taxes and grocery shopping work. Amazing.

#thinking about dmc seriously for the first time in a while...I never stopped the occasional canary reblog but hmmmmmmm #like I imagine post 3 Vergil was probably similarly doing mercenary/demon killing work to get money like Dante was and thats sorta shown in #the novels. but like before that when he was a young young kid just post attack he was probably just living feral in an alleyway or smth #with just the yamato prolly similar to how v at the start of visions of v was. that child mugged and dumpster dived ok #point is while obviously he got to a place where he wasnt like. broke and homeless by the gilver era hes probably not had to think much #about money besides it buys me food and clothes mans was confused by one goaland power and yada yada while guess what buddy now you're #gonna be consumed by adulting. I dont even think he'd be that bothered by Dante not paying the bills at first but once he settles into human #living and gets a firsthand experience of what a cold shower when the heating is off feels like he is ON his ass about it #he pretends hes sooooo above human concerns until he has to live them lol and nowhes in charge of devil may crys finances prolly #nero taught him how to do taxes I bet #devil may cry #vergil sparda #vergil

[thatrandomblogsays]

Lmao Zeus & Hades are such bad dads that they think Percy would rob a god for his deadbeat dad who owes Sally 12 years of back pay for child support…

These literal God-Kings sat down and were like hmmm Poisedon hasn’t talked to this child in years to avoid people knowing he ejaculated when he should’ve of evacuated… & has a shitty abusive stepdad now… that child would absolutely Mission Impossible Olympus for him! Let’s kill him :)

Hey dumbasses, my own deadbeat parent can barely get me to text them back, I ain’t stealing shit for them. As a member of Team Deadbeat Parent, that request would’ve caused 12 year old me to cuss out an adult for the first time

#they literally tried to mug a child based on this assumption #the fact your thunderbolt was stealable sounds like a you issue buddy #I’d be too embarrassed to admit to that #hades sent a MINOTAUR after him!!! #what the hell man??? #you’re LUCKY no one died!!! #pretty sure even kids who wanted their parents involved in their life would’ve told him to go fuck off #me? i didn’t care #so I wouldn’t probably yelled at them #you don’t even send me a card and you want me to commit a felony for you? #go to hell poisedon #the entire book series I wanted Percy to serve him with child support papers #EVEN AFTER he’s claimed he STILL doesn’t pay child support!!! #sally has to get the money from her murdered husband #low key was rooting for Kronos and the gods to destroy each other #deadbeat dad #mine #pjo #pjo series #hades #Zeus #posideon #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #Percy jackson

[daigah]

"Best chest in the west"

#very funny to me that she uses the cup still #i like to think the jli cupboard is full of mugs like this becuz of ted #dc comics #ted kord #blue beetle #fire dc #beatriz da costa #wait actually tho. what kind of mugs has ted gotten for the other memebrs do you think #i just know he gave max a “my favourite employee gave me this mug” one

[baskeigh-ball]

Random thought for your Mutant Manhunt AU (love your artstyle AND the turtles' new looks, glad that Raph is free but a little sad he lost his drip).

I thought that it was super funny that Mikey soloed Big Mama and it actually made sense. I think without Raph in the picture Mikey probably experienced more dangerous situations and therefore would be less scared when fighting someone WAY bigger than he was.

Little man is gonna fight dirty if it means he wins.

Oh absolutely, lol

I mean, I mentioned this briefly before (I think), but mans has literally been mugged by humans and barely got out in one piece. He learned the hard way that others will fight dirty to get what they want, so he simply ✨matches their energy✨

This is still Mikey we're talking about, so the chances of him showing no mercy in a fight is pretty low but never zero

#i tried to showcase this by giving the trio more visible scars #like mikey has a few small ones - plus one on his neck that runs pretty deep (the one from when he got mugged) #donnie has mostly small scars from experiments - including the giant one on his shell #and leo's taken the most hits - with the most significant being on his shoulder and the bridge of his nonexistent nose #don't even get me STARTED on raph's scars tho #he's been fighting solo for half his life #rottmnt #mutant manhunt au #asks open

[dailykugisaki]

Day 142 | id in alt

Kugisaki uses Gojo's face as a reaction image when everyone doesn't expect it

(read from left to right)

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #gojo satoru #YES I JUST WANTED TO DRAW THE FREAK EYES YES I DID #idgaf if Gojo isn't hot i am having FUN #Maki: Nobara please stop using Gojo's mug shot as a reaction image #I HAVE BEEN ENJOYING MYSELF bc there aint a bitch in my ear telling me stupid shit honestly #Gojo dosent deserve to be hot #He has a face only Geto could tolerate because of swollowin curses #which I personally think is funny as shit #i think itd make more sense to put eyes on the sides of his head rather than all six on the front of his face #idk. just feels right #certainly dont feel right to Kugisaki tho #I am actually fighting yhe urge to spam Kugisaki whole name everywhere its actually so strong it's worrying #style tweak in the middle of the damn drawing like always

[brainyrot]

Anyhow here's how I see the questers (is currently going wild)

#regarding their sexuality n stuff #if y'all are confused it's #Cuphead: bisex but prob has a preference over men (YES I'M NOT LETTING IT GO THAT HE TRIED TO PROPOSE TO BENDY.) #bendy: genderfluid and cupioromantic #boris: aroace #felix: bisex #cala n mugs: straight but love each other very mmuch #holly: straight but only likes stupid people (Cuphead) #alice: lesbiab (bendy is genderfluid let me have that) #bendy and boris in the inky mystery #babtqftim #bendy and boris the quest for the ink machine #headcanon #anyway #*dies* #also bendy is asexual #because i said so. #BECAUSE I SAID SO

[4ce-of-2pades-inkwell]

< Last / Next >

#casino cups #cuphead #mugman #cagney carnation #back three years ago #I make this exact mistake so many times I had to draw a comic about it #I know that in Brightgoat's canon they only fought each of the debtors once because they won each time #because otherwise they would be dead for good #but I like to think that Mugs has been having a long string of short awkward conversations every time they try to start fighting Cagney #where he runs away every time he says something embarrassing #and Cagney has to wait five to ten minutes for Mugs to regain his dignity so the brothers can come back and try again #eventually they finally manage to fight each other when Mugs decides to just not speak at all for the next hour #his fighting is fueled by the fury of mortification #three years later Mugs lies awake at night remembering that time he said “Cagney Canary” and regretting everything

[mortellanarts]

A few funnies that came up while writing a fic about Kurashiki & Klim fambly shenanigans pre-decision game

(*not all of these feature in the fic but I missed them :3)

#two dysfunctional family units walk into the workplace– #one of them doesn't even know they count as a family unit yet #and the other one is in shambles because their christmas kidnapping is going horribly #Aoi would be more worried if she actually threw up blood she should just say she killed someone right away 🙄 #the first one about the mug has like SO many layers of implications to how much each scribbled on it Akane got it as a joke gift #he didn't hate it but it was a weird joke #zero escape #akane kurashiki #999 spoilers #ztd #zero time dilemma #aoi kurashiki #phi vlr #silly doodle tag #zero escape spoilers #vlr spoilers #just in case #blood cw #I ALWAYS FORGET TO TAG THE BLOOD I'M SO SORRRYYY 😭

[steelycunt]

everyone get up and make some noise for sirius' vivienne westwood two cowboys with their cocks out shirt!! we're losing our minds over here for sirius' vivienne westwood two cowboys with their cocks out shirt!!

#sorry i uhh. wrote this yesterday and just have not been able to stop thinking about it since so you guys had to see it #google vivienne westwood two cowboys shirt you know the one i mean xx the famous one from SEX xx #unironically this scene went from being kind of difficult to get through to housing my favourite paragraph ive written so far. all because #of sirius black's gay cowboy shirt. also pretentious vaggio reference because well this is remus' pov after all and i have spent #the last few weeks poring over the caravaggio art book i got for christmas i love it sooo much xx #hes done like. 8 john the baptist paintings but theres a few specific ones that really. give me the vibes im going for with sirius' arms xx #he's sooo. well maybe i get it is all im saying #this fic is just. sirius' gay little outfits and descriptions of all the different mugs remus owns and lots of flat kitchens #it is also just. remus having the worst ever time of his life emotionally physically financially and then sirius. sitting next to him #engaging in the sluttiest behaviour you could possibly imagine and having a little smoke #tonight they are in james' kitchen xx he has cooked them all a chicken jalfrezi xx #my fic #snippet #r/s #tsah

[bumblingbabooshka]

Young Teacher Tuvok Patreon | Ko-fi

#Person: So I heard from the students that you're the headteacher? / Tuvok: ???This is a college??? #his kids gave him a mug that says 'Father' bc it would be impossible to ascertain whether or not he is in fact the no.1 dad #despite their own emphatically positive opinions...'Father' is factual v_v (in my mind the mug just has a vulcan symbol) #bea art tag #st voyager #Tuvok #Tuvok went through Starfleet training/academy - Quit - Then probably had to go to a whole different college to get a teaching license #When he re-entered Starfleet did he have to take lessons again?? Is there a separate license to be a Starfleet instructor? #After being expelled from his school as a teen ... how long was he with the monks? Did he repeat a grade? #Tuvok your education fascinates me #Vulcan school - expelled - learning at a temple with monks - repeat grade? / Vulcan school - graduate #enter starfleet academy - graduate - quit - enter college - graduate - teach - quit job - enter starfleet (academy?) - graduate? #- starfleet teaching license - end #note: I don't think under normal human circumstances you'd need to go back to the academy but Tuvok quit Starfleet at like 20 something #and who knows how many decades passed since then - I'm sure the curriculum changed a lot in like 70 years v_v #maybe....a few catchup courses. Like a semester instead of four(?) years #st voyager art #also I like the thought that Tuvok is considered introverted/reserved even amongst Vulcans #Less so than how humans perceive him but still enough that it IS a personality trait rather than purely a cultural difference

[jazzy-a]

I hope that Sett gives Yone the full mom treatment as their band mother.

......

Sett greeting someone with his mom and Yone standing with him.

Sett, smiling: And these are my moms!

Sett's mom: *smiles*

Yone, facepalming:...

Yone, sighing in resignation before shaking the person's hand: Hello....

#League of legends #Heartsteel #I don't even play this fricken game but every once in awhile I like to suck up various character lore through a straw #Mmm-mm good #sett lol #yone lol #I feel like Sett would have to give Yone the full mom #This is a mama's boy---this applies to ALLLLL his mamas #Yone is so fricken done #But he has also given up on fighting it and accepted his fate #A year or so down this road he will be accepting the '2nd best mom' mug from Sett for mother's day without question #Band mom Yone