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cometcrystal · 2 years
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my dragonborn with the “wear multiple rings” mod installed
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vrenaewrites · 4 years
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AFTER by Anna Todd thoughts: Prologue - Ch 50
Full video here.
Originally wattpad fanfic about Harry Styles??????
PROLOGUE:
“I didn't know college would be more than academics”
Confused by (her roommate’s friends) inattention to structure: How fucking lame are you
“And that’s when he crept into my heart” Is he italicized in the books i bet it is
Dude’s name is hardin? More like hard-on amirite
CH 1:
It starts with an alarm going off?!?!?!? Rule number one!!!!!
She spends the prologue telling us she’s been prepping for college all her life and then spends a good half a page telling us that again
“Whatever else teenagers else do, that wasn’t me” We got a mary sue here guys
Razor from the knees down - ok virgin - why was this a detail?
Oh shiiii she got a boyfriend? And his name is NOT hardin guys
She told us multiple times that she prepped for this day forever but also keeps saying she has no idea what to expect...does this take place before the internet? Like...google it??
CH 2:
She just said she saw the school online, like you can find pics of the school but you couldn’t find a single youtube video about “what college is really like” foh
So the mom sits in on orientation but is expected to leave before seeing the dorm room how tf that girl supposed to get all her shit up to the dorm?!?!?! Parents usually help you move in??
So the car was packed FULL of her stuff but then she says she only brought clothes and books and her bf doesn’t have much to carry...so what is the truth?
Oh shit her roommate has tattoos
“Where the dorms are tiny and the parties are huge” and this information is fucking earth shattering to tessa and her mom and not-hardin
CH 3:
Two closets in this tiny dorm room…
“College is not what i expected” you said MULTIPLE TIMES you didn’t know what to expect so what is the truth?!!?!?!?
“Both genders” yikes on bikes
CH 4:
HE HAS A THICK ENGLISH ACCENT goodBYE
“Hardin scott is not my boyfriend” okay, so many things. No one fucking talks like that unless they wanna introduce the full name of the love interest in the clunkiest way
Also HS are his initials goodBYEEEEE
CH 5:
“Destroyed his body with holes and tattoos” omg
CH 6:
Hardin is fucking neg that calls her Teresa when she asks to go by Tessa and as someone who constantly gets called Vicki when I ask to go by Viktoria, I am on her side in this instance and this instance only
CH 7:
She is so upset that someone called her prissy but then she can’t even bring herself to think of what those people are doing in the frat house bedrooms
CH 9:
The word bottom. As in, steph pushed her bottom against a guy as she danced with him...BOTTOM
She’s in a bedroom with her drunk roommate and a really great collection of books and I GUARANTEE this is Hardin’s room
Wuthering heights ffs
KNEW IT
CH 10:
And she’s crying
CH 13:
She introduces herself by her full name and landon does the same whyyyyyy who does this?
He’s a nice kid unlike you - i’m shocked at my harsh words
Am i just a bitch or is she the weakest
So they’re just walking and he screams, “Stop staring at me” out of nowhere and walks away...sounds stable
CH 14:
“Noah is my boyfriend and I would never do anything to hurt him” This is what we call foreshadowing my friends
“A man who is rude an intolerable being made into a romantic hero? It’s ridiculous” hardin
Foreshadowing…
She literally just said her boyfriend is like a little brother…ew
“I’m aware that my hips and breasts are larger than most women my age”...women are fully developed at 18...i don’t understand…
Mary sue shit
CH 15:
“She’s intimidated by you because you’re not like other girls” is that a real thing…
“You look...different” - hardin PUKE
“Are you a virgin?” i puked again
No one seems surprised - bitch you dress like a nun
CH 16:
These chapter breaks make no gd sense
“Hormonal college rock n roll misfits”
Immediately takes a shot of vodka
Hardin looks disappointed that she took a shot because she’s not like other girls…
Slut shaming.com / tessa re: molly
CH 17:
“Sorry if i don’t dress like a slut” no you just wear pleated skirts and khakis like a mormon mother
Hardin doesn’t drink OF COURSE they are sober lil bookworms together
I want to be an author. Of course because she is the mary sue of our generation move over bella swan
She’s drinking again after almost puking
CH 18:
“We don’t need to have sex, we have fun by going to the movies...and going on walks” ON WALKS.
OH SHIIIIIIIII THEY KISSIN
CH 19:
This girl has never been horny before and she cannot cope with the feeling
Am i bad a person for feeling like “Well she already cheated by kissing him, might as well keep kissing him?” like i know that’s wrong but…
CH 20:
Oh my god she’s not telling her boyfriend that she kissed someone else??!?!?
Oh shiii hardin’s in her dorm
HER MOM IS AT THE DOOR
WITH NOAH?!?!?!?!?!
When i say weakass you say bitch
CH 21:
The fork at breakfast reminds her of hardin’s lip ring….
She just called Hardin Mr. Rude. “Mr. struggle” lol anyone else watch Cody Ko??
Noah won’t kiss her in public and she does NOT get horny with him
CH 22:
Pride and prejudice is not a magical book tessa
Landon’s mom and hardin’s dad?! Oh shiiiii
“Are you ocd or something” christ
Literally he’s throwing her notes all over the floor like what a four year old
“Eyes burning into mine” AGAIN
They kissin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh shit they doin MORE than kissing
“You’re so sexy tess” I PUKED
Steph’s eyes are clapping with glee?????
“You could learn a lot from Hardin, like, sexually” - steph
okay………
CH 23:
They’re talking about the use of foreshadowing in pride and prejudice about if you could tell that darcy and elizabeth would end up together…
What kinda hamfisted shit…
And then she and hardin get in a screaming match about their situation but it’s coded in darcy and elizabeth language like come onnnnnnn
So much twilight vibes: “your mood swings give me a headache” “i should stay away from him, i know he’s dangerous” dangerous how? Because he has tattoos?
FIRST FULL BODY CRINGE: “You’re thinking about me and you have that feeling, down there, don’t you, teresa?”
Twilight: “i don’t wanna stay away from you”
CH 24:
“He really is bipolar” dude
She likes bon iver and the fray...of course she does
CH 25:
SHE FOLLOWED THIS STRANGER INTO THE WOODS
No murderino instinct at all
“He must be cold in the warm ass water because he can’t be getting flushed seeing me, a girl he’s made out with multiple times and is obviously attracted to, in nothing but his t-shirt” bitch COME ON
“I’m having real fun, not watching a movie fun”
This is such a dig at noah who she says doesn’t need to fuck her because they watch movies together
SECOND FULL BODY CRINGE: “These lips, the things you could do with them”
THIRD: “Oh Hardin,” I moan and squeeze him with my legs. “I want to make you moan my name over and over again” - hardin
My hormones are out of control - who is thinking about their hormones at this point
FOURTH: She goes to cover up and he’s like don’t ever cover yourself from me, i’ve been with so many girls but none like you
And they’re not gonna do it but “there are many other things he wants to do to her first” and at this point my body is contorted like a jumbo shrimp
FIFTH: The whole fingering scene honestly. Just all of it. He made her towel off with his shirt...am I missing something? She had already put her pants on...what’s the point of that???
SIXTH: “You haven’t said a word to me since” - “since i gave you your first orgasm?”
CH 26:
Wtf is this dude’s problem? She ignores her boyfriend’s call to keep making out with him and he’s like “don’t break up with him on my account, there’s no us going on” like dude y’all just went on a date...so you can keep saying you don’t date...but you just did…
CH 27:
She’s so selfish!!!! Calling Noah because she got rejected by Hardin!!!!!!!! Noah deserves better 2k20
And then she mentions it in front of Hardin to make him jealous WTF
Hardin petty ass Scott says, “noah, that’s a nice cardigan you’re wearing”
Thanks I got it from the gap!!!!!!!11
CH 28:
SEVEN: Tessa wants noah to get her horny so she keeps trying to kiss him and when he won’t let anything happen she stops and he says, “that was nice, tessa”
Tessa takes noah’s car to go help hardin and leaves noah in her dorm room alone when he drove 3 hours to see her!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CH 29:
Hardin toxic asshole Scott threw a hissy fit and tessa comes to save the day
He dresses her little glass cut after telling her she’s pathetic...woof
CH 30:
Holy manipulation station nation
Then he forces himself on her and her dumb bitch ass KISSES HIM!!!!!
BECAUSE HE SAID HE NEEDED HER, THAT’S ALL IT TOOK
Cringe throughout: that she describes his lips as pink. It’s weird as fuck.
EIGHT: “You know who i think you are when you’re with me?” “Who?” “yourself”
CH 31:
NINE: He’s telling her if she says the word he’ll leave her alone: “Tell me teresa,” he coos, and i whimper. “Hardin,” i whisper. WHY?
SHE IS GONNA STAY WITH HARDIN WHILE NOAH IS WAITING FOR HER?!?!?!?!!??!
CH 32:
“I don’t know if it’s his smile or the fact that he’s only in boxers, but I’m in a much better mood than before” you skank ass hoe
TEN: He says her clothes hide how sexy and curvy her body really is. Sexy and curvy. Both.
CH 33:
ELEVEN: “I know this happiness isn’t going to last” - the happiness being her straddling this guy that isn’t her boyfriend - “and i feel like cinderella waiting for the clock to strike midnight”
“I can behave any way i want with hardin tonight, because in the morning i’m going to tell him to leave me alone forever” HUH
TWELVE: I am just as intoxicated by hardin, as hardin is by the bottle of scotch he drank
THIRTEEN: Who is this girl straddling this punk boy and asking to touch him...down there?
CH 34:
FOURTEEN: He says he wants to taste her and this dumb bitch licks her lips like “yeah we been kissing wtf” and he says “no, down there” EW
CH 35:
Noah standing up for himself!!!!!
FIFTEEN: Then he calls them those gothic people...gothic? Not goth. Gothic.
HARDIN DONE BARGED IN!!!!!!
CH 36:
Hardin and Noah about to get into it!
Hardin making tessa be honest with noah OMG THE DRAMA
SIXTEEN: I am a moth to hardin’s flame and he never hesitates to burn me
CH 39:
Tessa gets a makeover to go out with steph and i KNOW she’s gonna see hardin and they’re gonna be inappropriate in public
And hardin is here OF COURSE
Oooh and he’s with molly! Tea
She is a slut - TESSA NO
Chapter 37: hardin will ruin tess if she ever comes around again chapter 39: he’s driving her home and making sure her burger doesn’t have ketchup
CH 40:
Noah will get back with tessa if she promises nothing with happen with hardin and we are only halfway through this book BITCH
CH 41:
Oh he drunk and at tessa’s dorm
This BITCH. JUST. GOT. BACK.TOGETHER. WITH. NOAH. AND. IS. GETTING. IN. BED. WITH. HARDIN. TO. WATCH. A. MOVIE.
CH 42:
He picks her up and forces her to sleep in the bed with him despite her saying no
CH 44:
She admits to herself that sleeping beside hardin is worth losing noah and then is trying to talk herself into believing that noah is hotter than hardin????
“You don’t need makeup” “well i like it” “well you’re bad at it” negging ass
This man at the store says, “hardin?” in an english accent and she’s like “i knew it was his dad” well how many fucking english dudes are in this small washington town my friend
This bitch agrees to go to dinner with hardin’s dad knowing damn well he and his dad are NOT on good terms...she’d be walking home…
CH 45:
And then because he doesn’t wanna go to dinner with his abandoning father, she says she’s gonna go to his dad’s house for dinner with ANOTHER DUDE?!?!?!?!?!?
She ignores noah’s call
It is stressing me tf out that she isn’t calling noah back and is instead getting ready for a date with hardin’s family...this poor cardigan wearing man
CH 46:
I LITERALLY DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE FAMILY!!!!!!!! GET BACK TO THE CRINGE NEGGING AND ALMOST-BONING
CH 47:
“He rubs the back of his neck like he always does” - this is the first time he’s done this??
CH 48:
SEVENTEEN: “Oh tessa the things you do to me”
Fingers her without asking?!?!?!?!?!?! She literally says “Without my permission”
CH 49:
She is staying at hardin’s family’s house for the night, asks for her own room because she has a boyfriend - YOU JUST GOT EATEN OUT BY ANOTHER DUDE FIVE MINUTES AGO
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gaytrashgoblin · 7 years
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I was tagged by: oh, surprise surprise, @freaking-isadorkable
The last 1. drink: Literally drinking a diet coke right now 2. phone call: my sort-of-ex-friend Mackenzie 3. text message: From my older brother 4. song you listened to: Listening to the Hit me with Your Best Shot/ One Way or Another mashup from glee 5. time you cried: Not sure exactly, like a week ago I think Have you ever 6. dated someone twice: Nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: Nope 8. been cheated on: Not that I know of 9. lost someone special: Hasn’t everyone? 10. been depressed: Hah, that’s funny 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: Never drank, so no. Also, vomitting= hospital for me soooo 3 favorite colors 12. dark blue 13. black 14. white In the last year have you: 15. made new friends: Yeah 16. fallen out of love: No 17. laughed until you cried: Probably 18. found out someone was talking about you: Don’t think so??? 19. met someone who changed you: probably 20. found out who your friends are: I guess? 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: Nah General: 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I don’t use Facebook soooo 23. do you have any pets: My child, the love of my life, Quinn. She’s a pit mix that we got from the pound
24. do you want to change your name: nope, i’m good 25. what did you do for your last birthday: Got a tattoo 26. what time did you wake up: like 8:30 ish? 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: Listening to some various drag queens’ music and writing fanfic 28. name something you can’t wait for: My next tattoo or piercing- which will be christmas 31. what are you listening to right now: Cool Kids glee version? I’ve got a glee playlist with 200+ songs on so i mean 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: No 33. something that is getting on your nerves: Right now, I feel like crap so my head is being a bitch 34. most visited website: tumblr probably 35. hair colour: Dark brown for the top half, then the purple/blue on the bottom half 36. long or short hair: for me, long hair. For others whatever they want is cool 39. piercings: Got the standard ears then my industrial in my right ear 40. blood type: B I think? I could be wrong 41. nicknames: I am the Baby Gay, and sometimes “sister” or “seester” 42. relationship status: Single and eating pringles 43. zodiac: Taurus 44. pronouns: she/her and they/them are both fine for me 45. favorite tv show: Oh god. Uh. The first few seasons of bones were the shit, and charmed, but only after Pru died. 46. tattoos: I have one on my right wrist with my family’s names, and then my pride tattoo on my left shin 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: I’ve had 3 endoscopies (snake a camera down my throat to look at my stomach insides), a cardiac ablation (removing an extra piece of tissue from my heart that caused tachycardia) and I had my adenoids taken out 49. piercing: yes, like I,,, said above? I want a nose ring too but I dont have it yet 50. sport: uh... i may or may not have played basketball one year,,, 51. vacation: Japan. Just, like, Japan 52. pair of trainers: (that means shoes right???) anyway, I love my black high-top converse and wear them almost every day More general: 53. eating: just had chicken nuggets? 54. drinking: diet soda, what else 55. i’m about to: who tf knows i sure dont 56. waiting for: next summer so i can graduate college with my AA (basic degree) 57. want: a hysterectomy no joke. i wouldnt ever survive a pregnancy health wise, so i have no use for it. just take it out. 58. get married: yeah, someday that would be cool. 59. career: i wanna be a gd writer, but im going to school to be a lawyer, cuz, ya know, writer isnt always a safe option with no back up plan. Which is better: 60. hugs or kisses: hugs i guess? 61. lips or eyes: eyes for sure 62. shorter or taller: to find someone,,, shorter than me,,, they would have to be a child,,, so taller,,, 63. older or younger: usually my age so not really either. but at this age going younger would be creepy and predatory so probably older. 64. nice arms or nice stomach: im not bothered by body type, tbqh 65. hook up or relationship: *demisexual laughter* 66. troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant. i aint need yo ass getting me in more trouble than i do myself Have you ever: 67. kissed a stranger: nope 68. drank hard liquor: no. 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: I’ve had glasses since I was 2... I have broken more glasses than I have had years on this earth 70. turned someone down: yep 71. sex on the first date: nope 72. broken someone’s heart: probably :( 73. had your heart broken: yeah, it fucking sucked 74. been arrested: havent been arrested, but I have had the cops called on my for domestic shit if that is of any interest. 75. cried when someone died: yeah, our first dog. 76. fallen for a friend: kind of? Ive had crushes but never like, full fledged fallen Do you believe in: 77. yourself: that’s hilarious 78. miracles: not really 79. love at first sight: i think you might feel a pull towrd someone or have a gut feeling, but its not love, no. 80. santa claus: to quote 5 yo me “its preposterous to assume a man can, not only fly with animals that do not exist or have wings, make it around the world into each individual house within approximately 8 hours.” 81. kiss on the first date: sure why not 82. angels: i dont really know Other: 83. current best friend’s name: shitlark- aka the bb brother 84. eye colour: brown -_- 85. favorite movie: Pitch Perfect 2, Girl’s Trip, and the very last Twilight movie
Ill tag these nerds @quinnsgardenia, @karolsens, @wearmypainlikestilettos, @kaidence-elyse, @dragonslairfilledwithapples25, @the-essence-of-awesomeness, aaaand @sxottlang
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