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chanswifey · 6 months

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Seventeen as your boyfriend | Minghao

An actual prince

If you look up "gentleman" in a dictionary it's just a picture of him next to it

Like, he's the most considerate person you will ever meet

He takes such good care of you and is just SO CALM

Every day is like you're living in a hotel, breakfast in bed is routine for you

No, he is not letting you do anything around the house, when he's home you are forbidden to do anything other than sit down and let him pamper you

And it's the only time you guys will ever argue because you don't like letting him do everything on his own

Gives you gifts out of the blue just because

If he walks past a store and sees something you would like you can bet he's gonna get it for you

Makes you model for his paintings

He won't be caught dead admitting it but he loves to wear matching clothes

He plays it out like "omg we spend so much time together that we accidentally match our clothes"

LIAR

He was most definitely spying on you while you were picking an outfit

He also likes to pick your clothes for you and then act like he didn't pick his to match it

"Omg, it happened again!"

"You literally picked both our outfits"

"But I didn't even remember what I picked for you anymore" 😩

Istg he thinks he's so convincing but you let him have it because you know he loves it

Blames it on you when one of the members points it out

"She loves it, I don't have a say on that" and you are just there looking at him like 👁👄👁

He's a bit of a homebody so most of your dates are just at home, he will make dinner and you'll decorate the table

MANICURE DATES

now hear me out: MATCHING NAILS

THE ULTIMATE COUPLE ACTIVITY THAT HE LIVES FOR

Loves cuddling

God forbid you have something to do early in the morning, he will whine and cling to you to make you stay

He loves it when you play with his hair, it sends him to sleep in like 3 seconds

Takes you to dance practice every chance he gets and loves it when you join him

Doesn't matter if you look like a little duckling completely butchering the choreo, he finds it endearing how you are always willing to try anything for him

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 2 years

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Tamaki, Shoji and Bakugo:

Domestic Life with Their Wives

Tamaki Amajiki x wife! Reader; Mezou Shoji x wife! Reader; Katsuki Bakugo x Wife! Reader

Warnings: pure fluff

A/N: This is a request from tendou anon!

Tamaki Amajiki

Most insecure husband award goes to 🏆

Seriously this man does not understand how he pulled a beauty like you

But he legit thanks the heavens above every single day he gets to be in your presence

You don't have to ask this man to help you with anything

Dishes ✔️

Laundry ✔️

If you have kids ✔️ ✔️

As a pro-hero he works alot of nights so he knows you shoulder alot of the responsibilities in the home

For instance, you've just given birth to your second baby and you're exhausted

Your two yesr old toddler is also teething which means that not only are your nights miserable but your days as well

You've been texting Tamaki all night because you are just exhausted

Man feels awful having to return to work so soon after the baby came but unfortunately crime doesn't wait for paternity leave 🥺

However, as his sift comes to an end at 5am, he will drive through your favorite coffee place, pick up your beverage and bring it home

He walks in to hear the TV on and you sound asleep with your newborn on your chest

Your toddler is happily watching cartoons while mom rests her eyes

First thing he does, takes a picture 📱

New wallpaper 🥰

You're toddler is so excited to see your husband

They scream and you jolt awake, full mom style

"IM AWAKE, IM AWAKE WHERES THE EMERGENCY?!?!"- You 😳

Your husband just laughs as he lifts your newborn from your chest and kiss you

"Go grab a shower baby, I bought you some coffee! Then I figured I'd make breakfast and we could eat then all take a nap"- he said

You 👉🏻😐😳🥺😫 marry me!!!!

Tamaki 👉🏻 we are already married by ight 🤨

Seriously 10/10 husband material 😘

Mezou Shoji

This man... THIS FREAKING MAN 😫

Literally such an angel I can't

He drinks women's respect juice on the daily and he's an all star husband

Having multiple appendages is so helpful around the house let me tell you 👏🏻

Mans is cooking and washing dishes at the same time

He's vacuuming and dusting

And let me just say, when your first baby comes... UGH

He's an all star dad!

It's the middle of the night and you've been struggling to get your little one to sleep for hours

You've gone into the living room because your husband works the next day

And you are an amazing wife 🥰

You are dead tired and you've all but worn a hole in the floor walking the baby back and forth

Your husband has been laying in bed awake for a while, he wants to help but he also knows you are capable

However after an hour he's done

Mans has been patent for too long

"Honey let me rock the baby, you go to sleep"- Shoji

"Love its OK! You have to work! And baby is almost asleep"- you, lying to yourself and everyone 🙄

Shoji doesn't listen to you, he just walks up, grabs the baby in one of his arms and stars rocking

Baby 👉🏻 instantly asleep 😴

You 👉🏻👁👄👁

Your husband 👉🏻🥰🥰🥰

Please YN that's all it takes sometimes

"Go to sleep babe, I got them"- Shoji, now sitting on the couch and cuddling your baby

You 👉🏻 running 🏃‍♂️ to bed

YN get all the sleep you can

Your emaculate husband has got your back 😍

Katsuki Bakugo

Oof- you pulled this YN 🥵

I'm so freaking jealous

Honestly tho, I'm sure you deal with enough of Bakugo's crap on the daily to sometimes think twice about your decision 🤣

He's a great husband but sometimes he's an actual child himself 🙄

For instance, you have a 3 year old son who looks and acts exactly like your husband

You and currently pregnant with your second baby and ready to go any day now

Your husband works his butt off but he always has time for you and your son 🥰

However, there is never a lack of entertainment in the Bakugo household

Oh no no no

"Daddy! Did you get any bad guys?"- your son yells

"Hey buddy! Not tonight, I was doing paperwork most of the day"- Bakugo says ruffling your sons hair

You are cooking supper and getting it ready when your son sayd the unthinkable

"Uncle Deku got some bad guys today"- your son

You 👉🏻😳😅 crap-

Bakugo 👉🏻😃 whet-

"Uncle Deku came to my school and told me about how he put a bad guy in jail this morning!"- Your son

"Well Uncle Deku can stick it-" Bakugo ready to lay down the law

"KATSUKI"- You, yelling at your husband

Your husband rn 👉🏻😠

You 👉🏻😐😑

Your husband sighs, coming up to you and giving you a kiss

"We need to transfer our kid to a different school. I don't want that nerd influencing him!"- Bakugo

"Katsuki really?"- You 🙄

Please YN, your husband had never been more serious in his entire life 😅

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selineram3421 · 1 year

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An Ansgty fic about Platonic!Angel Dust with a 13 y/o fem!reader that has very bad trust issues but they somehow manage to form a strong big bro <--> lil sis bond??? Maybe he comes back to the hotel all bruised up thanks to Valentino (ugh, how I hate that man 👌👁👄👁) and when reader tries to help him he snaps due to the stress of the situation and yells at her/throws something her way and now the reader is scared that Angel might hurt her, so he reaches out slowly trying to make it up for his error but the reader flinches away from him, running stairs down to lock herself in her room and to not came out for 1 week only letting Charlie and Nifty enter her room??

I agree, Valentino is literal garbage.

You Ok?

Angel and Child (T) Fem Reader

Platonic Oneshot

Warning! ⚠

⚠ using she/they for reader, trust issues, trauma/ptsd, Valentino being a piece of shit, injuries-blood/bruising, yelling/throwing things, mentions of murder, hurt/comfort ⚠

"I'm gonna head to work.", Angel says, picking up his bag with work items and putting on his jacket.

"Ok.", you nod, carrying Fat Nuggets.

"If ya go out, make sure you ain't followed. Keep an eye on your surroundings, be sure ta take your phone and a weapon.", your older brother says and pats the top of your head.

You nod again with a smile.

"Good. You have my number and the hotel staff is around, 'kay? Make sure ta tell 'em somethin' if some guest is being an asshole to you.", he says and kisses Fat Nuggets on the top of their head. "There's a twenty in my vanity drawer, bye!"

Once he leaves, you and Fat Nuggets look at each other.

"Wanna raid the candy pantry?", you ask, earning an oink in return. "I didn't hear a no!"

Putting the pig down, you go out of Angel's hotel room and close the door behind you two.

"Ok, on three.", you get ready to run. "One, two.."

The pink little pig also readies himself.

"Three!", you shout.

Both of you race down the hall.

"What did I say Angel baby?"

The spider demon backed up till he hit a wall, having no where to run. Valentino steps closer, placing a hand on his employee's cheek.

"I told you not to talk when dancing. You know how much costumers like quiet pretty things.", the moth demon coos softly.

Its a false sense of security.

The soft touch turns into a violent one when Valentino clutches onto the spider's jaw tightly.

"Ack!", Angel gasps and tries to push the demon's hand away.

"Let's teach you again, yes?"

🕸

Hours have passed.

You and Fat Nuggets lay on the lobby couches, bored out of your minds.

There was not much to do.

You were sitting at the bar with your pig companion, playing find the broken glass. But Husk quickly told you to beat it and that he didn't want to deal with anyone today.

"He deals with random demons all the time! Dang cat works at the bar for Satan's sake!", you huff.

"Oink oink", Fat Nuggets snorts.

"Yeah, yeah. I know.", you reply and turn to lay on your side. "Charlie is doing whatever, Vaggie is with her, Niffty is..somewhere, and the red guy doesn't like being around me or Angel.", you list of with a groan. "And Pentious is annoying."

The pig rolls onto his stomach and sniffs at you with little snorts.

"I just wish there was more fun around here. I can't really do anything.", you mumble.

The sound of the lobby doors opening catches your attention, making you sit up from the couch and look to see who walked in.

Its your brother, covered in bruises and blood. He wears a pained grimace as he limps into the lobby.

"Angel!", you shout, rolling off the couch and run up to him. "Are you ok? What happened? Oh god, your eye is swelling. Let's get you some ice and-", you reach out to him.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!", he snaps, hitting you away with his bag and letting it go.

The bag slams into the wall and falls to the floor, the room becoming deadly silent.

Angel just got back from work and everything hurt. Valentino kicked him out for the day since the bruises wouldn't look too attractive to costumers.

All he saw was red but his other senses were on high. So the spider demon reacted on instinct when there was a loud voice and a hand coming toward him.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

He knows the bag hit someone before flying to the wall. When he takes a second to calm down and looks at the small demon backing up, he realizes who it was.

"Oh shit-", Angel gasps, letting your name slip out with guilt. "Kid, I didn't mean to-", he moves forward with a hand lifting up towards her.

She flinches back clutching their arm, shivering in fear as tears roll down their cheeks.

"Don't touch me!", she manages to get out before running off.

"Wait, kid!", he tries to go after them but hisses at the pain coming from his leg.

Stumbling over to the wall, Angel leans against it and slowly lowers himself onto the floor. The spider demon doesn't notice he's crying until Fat Nuggets comes up to him to lick off the tears that have fallen on his hands.

"I'm sorry.", he whispers before closing his eyes tightly and sobbing, covering his face with two of his hands. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry!", his other set of arms wrap around his legs as he balls himself up before whimpering out another apology.

🕸

You locked yourself up in your hotel room and the little door for Fat Nuggets. Not wanting to risk it, you also angled a chair under the doorknob. Just the thought of Angel kicking down your door and beating you was terrifying.

Not again. I don't want that to happen again. You think of how your living life was and close your eyes. They're dead! I killed them twice! They're gone!

There was some comfort from holding the pillow and burying your face into it. All you wanted to do was stay hidden away until he forgot about you.

A knock on the door made you jump.

"Hey, you ok in there?", the voice of the princess comes through. "I brought dinner."

You slowly get off the bed and quietly make your way over to the door. Taking a peak through the gap on the bottom of the door and feeling the vibrations on the floor, you confirm that its only her outside.

Upon the door opening slowly, Charlie smiles at you in relief.

"Alastor made your favorite.", the blonde says.

"Thanks Ch-Charlie.", you stutter and quickly take the plate, widening the door gap for a second to bring the food inside, closing the door and locking it.

"Oh. I wanted to talk, is that ok?", she asks.

"I don't really want to go out and talk right now.", you say, moving the chair back.

"How about just talking like this? You don't have to leave your room or open the door.", the princess offers. "I just want to make sure you're ok."

"I'm..ok.", you say, rubbing your arm.

"Mentally?", she asks.

You stay quiet for a few seconds.

"Is anyone mentally ok in Hell?", you answer her question with a question.

She sighs and you hear her shift outside the door. You sit down, leaning your back against the wall and pick at your food.

"That is a really good question.", Charlie says. "However the answer is obvious."

You eat a bit of the food.

"Can you tell me what happened?", she asks after a bit.

"Angel-", you take in a deep breath before continuing. "Angel came back from work all beat up. I was worried a-and reached out to him but then he..", you take another breath, feeling your chest ache at the memory. "He hit me with his bag."

Your curl up into a ball and hug yourself.

"Is he ok?", you ask in a whisper.

"Vaggie took care of him, he's ok.", she says.

"That's good.", you hiccup, hugging yourself tighter.

"I'll come back in the morning, or I'll send Niftty to check up on you, ok?", Charlie says.

You can hear shifting outside. She probably sat on the floor too.

"Thank you for telling me. That took a lot of courage.", she says before saying goodnight and leaving.

Angel skipped work.

He didn't want to go back, and he also needed to apologize to you. Problem was that you didn't leave your hotel room for almost a whole week, only opening the door for Niffty or Charlie. The princess suggested that they'd do a therapy session, but he didn't want to do that. It would make it seem forced and he wanted his sister to know that he was not forced to apologize.

So on the seventh day of her being locked up in her room, he got all of their favorite snacks and went over.

Angel knocked on their door, but she didn't answer. "Hey, I got you some snacks.", the spider demon says.

Nothing.

"You ok kid? You've been in your room for a week now. Everyone's been worried. Heck, even Husk!", he waits for a response, but still doesn't get one.

Sighing, he goes to sit down and leans his back against the door, placing the snacks next to him.

"I should'a came by and said this earlier but I'm sorry.", he says and looks down at the floor. "I didn't mean to hit you, I reacted on instinct. It..", he bites his lip before continuing. "It was a trauma response. I heard you being loud and when you tried to touch me I freaked out."

He looks up and covers his eyes with one of his arms, trying not to cry.

"I just want you ta know that I'd never hurt you on purpose. And-", he sniffs and starts wiping the tears that start falling. "What I did wasn't ok and I understand if you don't trust or forgive me, I understand if you hate me now and never want to speak or see me again.", the mascara he had put on earlier was now ruined. "I just want you to know its ok. All I want is for you to be safe. I'll be happy with just knowing that you're ok."

Suddenly he falls back, before he can hit the ground, he's engulfed into a hug from behind. The spider demon feels her hold onto him tighter and also as she leans her head against his back.

"You're ok, right?", they mumble. "You're not hurt anymore?"

"I'm ok.", he confirms, moving an arm back to pat the top of her head. "Are you ok? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you."

His sister nods and sniffles.

"C'mon. Sibling cuddle therapy.", he says before moving them into a proper hug, letting her rest their head on his chest. "Let's watch movies and get sugar high, we can even do some pranks on the girls.", he lists off, petting their head with one hand and rubbing their back with another as the other set of arms just holds them.

"Mhm.", she hums in agreement.

"Ok, I'ma pick ya up now. 'kay?", he says and lifts them up after they nod, making sure to grab the snacks as well.

He carries them over to his room.

"Fat Nuggets misses ya.", he said before opening the door.

"I missed him too.", his sister replied. "I missed you."

"I missed you too kid."

Charlie and Vaggie saw the whole thing on the security cameras.

~Seline, the person.

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ML for Angel Dust🕸

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be-queer-do-arson · 1 year

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The Bystanders: an incomplete list of the poor normal people who had to deal with the foxes shit

Ricky, the foxes RA. I don't know how he did it. if faced with being the foxes RA i would simply drop out of school, no degree is worth that

The ERC officials who Wymack had to beg like three separate times to let his team play even though they were below regulations

Marisa, sweet Marisa. I want a fic where she hears about the fox mafia drama and realizes just how lucky she got

Nicky's date to the banquet. Imagine you're just some random ass dude and all you wanted was to go to a little party and maybe kiss a cute guy but then you get seated with the psycho team, your dates teammate roasts the shit out of the most dangerous guy there, everyone starts to fight and you're just sitting there with your salad like 👁👄👁

The Bus Boy™ (literally zero time on page but he still holds a special place in the collective fandom consciousness)

The people at the car dealership where Neil whipped out like...30-40k in cash?? to pay for Andrew's new ride

#been thinking about The BystandersTM lately #espc the bus boy don't even know if he's real but I'm obsessed with him #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #nicky hemmick

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wulfhalls · 1 month

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That moment where the emperor tells Paul his father was a weak man, and they start playing the atreides theme and cut to Paul and Jessica's heartbroken faces for a second. And also when the emperor almost kisses Paul's hand and they play FUCKING WAVE SOUNDS in the background, that gave me emotional damage. I was literally sitting there like 👁 👄 👁

omg I didn't even notice lmao I couldn't hear shit over the blood rushing in my ears I was so high on adrenaline lol

also then alia at the ocean during the water of life ceremony. whats the connection? moments of transformation? of triumph? of irreversible doom?

#asks #dunetwo

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stevethehairington · 26 days

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today at lunch the tv was on in the break room and it was playing the news which brought up the local easter celebration but they called it a festival of eggs and we were laughing at that but then my coworkers started talking about how ridiculous it is that we can't just call it an easter bc it that's technically a religious thing which devolved into how we have to call it a holiday party instead of christmas party and blah blah and i was just sitting there like. 👁👄👁 bc like. i am not christian. i do not celebrate christmas. and while i honestly do not give a shit if you call it a christmas party or a holiday party, it IS incredibly frustrating that hanukkah NEVER gets acknowledged and we NEVER get jewish holidays off of work and we ALWAYS get ignored or forgotten or dismissed or whatever. and it was just. HMM. very awkward sitting there listening to them complain about that shit. literally right in front of my salad. because like HELLO. i do not have the same problems you have about this. and like the thing is they KNOW im jewish? but honestly in that moment it sure felt like they forgot that fact. i ALMOST said something but i was like u know what i don't actually care that much it's not that big a deal. but ough. talk about AWKWARD

#mack rambles

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lookismaddict · 1 year

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Lookism Chapter 432 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)

I’d like to say, thank you for reading my reviews and thoughts for each chapter so far. And thank you for liking the memes. 😳💖 But bruh, this chapter man… There’s a lot being revealed, so let’s get into it!!! 😌✨

Well crap. Eugene’s got some leverage on James Lee too. Wtffff 😭😭😭

WELL… SHIT. R.I.P. JAMES LEE IS GOING TO BE U S E D ✨

HE LOOKS SO UPSET SITTING IN THAT LOW ASS CHAIR NOW. I CAN’T GET OVER THE WAY HE’S SITTING ON THAT CHAIR FROM LAST CHAPTER. SORRY GUYS. 💀

And let me guess, you gonna do that to James too...? 🤔

DAMN. HIT EM WITH THE THREAT, JAMES LMAAAOOOOOOO. THESE TWO ARE ALREADY THREATENING EACH OTHER SDFHSDKFHSAKJDFHSDF. I’M- 💀💀💀

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!! HAHAHAHAHA... 😶 (Also, James. That’s Crystal’s dad too. She’s might hate you for it lol. UNLESS- 👀 Plot twist: she hates her dad too.)

Ok, I kinda get WHY he’d bring up James’s murder case in the first place. It’s like the “check and balance” thing where you counter them if they do something wrong or betray you. I get it. Eugene and James both have dirt on each other in case one betrays the other, but it sucks to think that Eugene has the upper-hand here because of his connections with the police. He can cover up ANY dirty thing that he does. Also, he can use his knowledge against James whenever he wants so James is just... stuck. Poor guy. Imagine having your ex-boss blackmail you and NOW your new ally blackmails you just to help him. 😭

Yayyyyy killer bros together!!! 😍😍😍 The Psycho Alliance has made a brand new treaty. 🤭

Literally, it really be like this.

Ok, but why do I find this hilarious? They’re still young, and they have so much time and opportunities to spend their youth without doing any illegal or gang related activities. Yet, their main goal is to kill an old guy. LMFAO OK, JUST IMAGINE. A random old guy sees them chatting outside in front of a cafe or something. discussing their plans about taking down Charles Choi. Then, this old man walks up to them, right? He asks them, “Oh my, you kids are so young! Don’t you have any special things that you want to do in your lives? Don’t just sit around and let time go by. You should go out and do something with your lives!” and then they reply with, “Oh, we are! We’re off to kill an old guy because we hate him!” Like... 👁👄👁 Bros, are you good? LMAAAOOOOOOOO

Also, if you think this template is familiar, then you’re right. I couldn’t resist reusing this template because EUGENE REALLY GOT +25 CARDS UP PEOPLE’S ASSES. ESPECIALLY JAMES’S IN THIS SITUATION.

“Hey Alexa, play Often by The Weeknd!” 🥵🥵🥵

I’M SORRY. YOU GUYS ARE TIRED OF ME OBSESSING OVER THIS MAN, BUT LOOOOOOOOOOK AT HIM!!! 😍😍😍😍😍 LIKE GAAHHH DAYUUUUUUUM. THIS MAN CHANGED INTO A SIMPLER OUTFIT, BUT HE STILL LOOKS SO FIIINNNEEEEE!!!! UGGGHHHH. Ayo he can bend me backwards bro, I DON’T CARE. Gawk Gawk 9000? Uhhhh... LET ME CONSIDER- 👀 NAH I’M KIDDING... Or am I...? 😏 I’D LET HIM FOLD ME TOO. 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 (And ofc he’s drinking Hibiki. 😂 Like brooooooo... hottest Yakuza I’ve ever seen. You can’t DENY.)

*N S F W M E M E S W A R N I N G*

Sorry. I just had to. 💀 ALSO, COMPLETELY UNRELATED BUT...

I APOLOGIZE. I GOT NO “STOP” BUTTON WHEN IT COMES TO THIS MAN. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I’M SO SORRY!!!

*E N D O F N S F W M E M E S*

AAAAAAAAND THE OLD MAN AGREES. HAHAHAHAHAHA Bruh, I’ve never seen him genuinely smile before. Is it just me? He always look so grumpy and serious all the time like >:( Tbh this panel really surprised me lol.

EW. BRUV. WHO BROUGHT IN TRASH OVER HERE??? 😭😭😭😭 HAVEN’T SEEN THEM IN FOREVER PERO LIKE, I DON’T MISS ANY OF YOU LMFAOOOOOO GTFO.

OK, BUT THIS IS SO NOSTALGIC!!! SEEING LITTLE DANIEL BEAT THEM UP. 🥺🥺 This makes me reminisce the older Lookism chapters.

Also nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You’re all getting your asses beaten for sure. Daniel will clap you all. Each. 👏🏽 And. 👏🏽 Every. 👏🏽 One. 👏🏽 Of. 👏🏽 You. 👏🏽

OHHHHHH... WELL, SPEAKING ABOUT DANIEL-

TIME TO GET HELLA CLAPPED!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

These fools. Smh.

OMGGGGGG IT’S DANIEL’S MOM!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S BEEN FOREVER. 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ BEST MOM EVER!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!! ALSO, NAH. YOU FUCKERS ARE FUCKED NOW. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT SOMEONE’S MOM, LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU? Do they not have respect for anybody? Sometimes I think about these so called “bullies” in this Webtoon. Like no wonder you guys are so fucked up, y’all don’t got any parents or something? No guardians who’d teach you how to be a decent person??? Any manners? 💀 At least Daniel has a mom who knows how to treat her own son. I’m guessing y’all are just jealous that you don’t have a great mom like Daniel who’d sacrifice herself just for her son because she LOVES HIMMMMM!!! 😤😤😤😤 If any of them approach me, I’m throwing hands. Idc.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

Daniel Park for FIFA World Cup 2026. ⚽️🏆

YEEEEESSSSSSS THAT’S OUR BOI. AHHHHH I’M SO PROUD OF HIM!!

And when that one bitch from your old high school called you ugly, but now thinks you’re hot... 😑

OH MY GOD. IT’S HAPPENING!!!!

OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!

MA’AM, WE WERE AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE WHEN WE FIRST SAW HIM CHANGE TOO. 💀 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! FINALLYYYYYY. WE GOT TO SEE HER REACTION TO HIS TRANSFORMATION!!! UGH. I’M GONNA GO CRY NOW. 😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

He has matured into a very good man. And a fine one too... I’m so proud of him. His character development had come such a long way. 😭💞

THIS IS JUST MY THEORY. (Before any of you argue about this and flame my ass, I’m telling you now. This is just my opinion. Pls don’t get heated by it. Thank you.) 💀

You know it’s about to get serious when an old person did the, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.” pose. 🚨

FINALLY. Jinyeong Park’s time to shine. 🤩 I’m getting a Darth Vader and Luke moment here. “Luke.... I am your father.” (That’s the only Star Wars reference I know. My bad.) And Jinyeong belongs to the dark side (The Worker’s First Affiliate), while Daniel is the main protagonist who belongs on the good side. Call me goofy, I know. Because my wack ideas make me think about my life choices sometimes. LMFAO But ANYWAYS, I CAN’T WAIT FOR DANIEL’S MOM TO EXPLAIN WHO JINYEONG PARK IS. I’m just glad that Daniel got to see his mom after everything that he had been through. The kid needs a break, and I’m here for it. ❤️

ALSO I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HIS FAMILY’S REACTION TO HIS TRANSFORMATION. AHHHHHHH I’M SO EXCITED!!! 🤪

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devildomditzy · 2 years

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hii!! i love ur posts !! they always make me smile >w< i wanted to request the brothers reacting to a chubby mc ^^ i hope you have a great rest of your timezone!!!

wowie woaw anon you are my first inboxed request 😎 i am kissing u on the lips

With a Chubby MC

Lucifer

He never admit it out loud, but during council meetings you’re his biggest distraction

He thinks your beautiful and can’t help himself from staring

That RAD uniform fits you a little too well ehehehe

He loves your cheeks, he wants to caress your face just to end up grabbing your chin to bring your focus to him (as it should be)

Mammon

You gotta understand, this boy is head over heels for you even when you are a sheep. A SHEEP!!!

Mammon thinks you’re perfect no matter what you look like because you’re his and you’re you

But!!! Hips!!! He is going to grab them 😈

They are soft and squishy and MC they’re literally made for holdin’ stop tryin’ to wiggle free from his grasp ya know he’s not lettin’ go

He likes to pinch you bc he’s a little fucked up and evil 🤧

Levi

Thighs 👁👄👁

Thigh Highs??!!?!! 👁🫦👁 🖐😫

If you dare to put on a tennis skirt with those thigh highs he is doomed

Knee high socks that have a little bit of your leg spilling over the top? Suddenly his nose is bleeding

MC this isn’t fair!!! You’re purposely trying to distract him from the latest Ruri-Chan episode, aren’t you?!

Sit on him plz 🥴

Asmo

Asmo is absolutely obsessed with you. Okay, maybe not as much as himself but a close second for sure!!!

Since he has a slender build, dressing you opens him to a whole other world of fashion that he can’t wear himself, but can make sure you look darling in

If clothes shopping makes you generally uncomfortable, leave it up to the Avatar of Lust to be your personal stylist/designer

Pictures of you are littered all over his Devilgram 🥹

He worships you 💕 (almost as much as himself)

Satan

He doesn’t give a fuck now put on the cat ears 🔫😡

What Satan looks for in a partner is someone who matches his intellect and wit, so honestly looks don’t play a big factor into it

But, he thinks you’re gorgeous all the same

He enjoys having you in his lap while he reads

It’s become second nature so much so that he now finds it difficult to focus if you’re not there

Beel

Hey, it’s more of you for him to snuggle 🥰

You have become this man’s personal teddy bear

He likes to bench press you skenfnsodkfk (Beel plz pick me up)

He loves your arms, you give the softest hugs he’s ever felt and it makes his heart swoon when you wrap your arms around him

Also would love a partner not afraid to snack with him so if that’s you he wants to marry you in an instant

Belphie

Hello human body pillow :)

He’s ditching his cow print pillow in favor of begging you to let him lay on your stomach, thighs, you name it

He also likes it for… less innocent reasons

More places to mark as his 😈

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folklorebae · 2 years

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𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐔 - 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐞

Cast(s): Timeskip!Suna Rintarou & MSBYManager!Reader

Cw: Suggestive, swearing, reader is using she/her pronouns

A/n: The girls in pictures are for references only and I do not own any of these pics (except the 4th one, it's mine) and video, credit to their respective owner. (This is repost)

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yourinstagram the disastrous life of suna y/n

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sunaln.daily Your dog is so cuteee🥺🥺🥺

ynspaperairplane I kinda miss your blonde hair era :(

↳yourinstagram REALLY?? PROMISE YOU I'LL BRING THE BLONDE HAIR ERA BACK NEXT MONTH!

yourbestfriend Doesn't look disastrous to me😴

↳yourinstagram BRO HE LITERALLY SHOUTED "Y/N WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU OUR FLIGHT IS IN 8 HOURS" A SECOND AFTER THIS PIC TAKEN

ynfan1 Sucks to be his wife, wanna be my wife instead?

↳yourinstagram I'd love to😁

↳rintarosuna 😀👍

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rintarousuna JPN - IDN ✈️

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yourinstagram Damn, I look cute. Ilysm😘

↳rintarousuna Wdym? you always look cute to me

↳yourinstagram 😳

↳yourinstagram Shut up rin, we literally sitting across each other

↳sunalntimes Modern-day Romeo and Juliet🤔

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ejpboysupdate OMG OMG ARE THEY GOING ON THEIR HONEYMOON?!?!?

sunalnupdates OMG HAVE A SWEET HONEYMOON MOM, DAD!

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itsunaln Suna and Y/N arriving in Ngurah Rai Airport, Bali!

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sunascamera They just flew thousand miles away from tokyo and still look good😩❤️

sunafan1 "Suna and Y/N" you're not wrong tho but yeah, both of them are Suna now😭

↳itsunaln SKSKSK YES I KNOW BUT I JUST CAN'T CALL HIM RIN/RINTAROU. IT FEELS WEIRD😭

sunafan2 AHHH THEY'RE SO ADORABLE😭❤️

↳ynfan2 IKR😭

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lnsweets and ynln.com Y/N via Instagram Story!

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sunafan3 ok google, how to be y/n l/n

ynfan3 God, when is my time😭

sunafan4 *insert that tiktok sound* it's not fair not fair not fair Not Fair NOT FAIR

↳sunafan4 Oh and another one that sounds like "HOW. DOES IT FEEL. TO LIVE MY DREAM? AGGHHHHH"

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fakesunayn SMACK MY A$$ LIKE A DRUM🥵❤️‍🔥💥💢

Fun fact: finally, me and rin will not get a sin for having sex

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fakelnrintarou May God forgive us for all mistakes we've made in the past🙏

↳fakesunayn Amen!

privbestfriend Didn't know Bali was cold

↳fakesunayn Bitch, there's a technology called "air conditioner". Plus, I wore something cute underneath😊🙏

notyukieee Looking hot, bestie😍

↳fakesunayn YUKIEE BESTIEE!! I MISSED YOU!!

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fakelnrintarou The only goddess I worship

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fakesunayn You've never been to heaven, have you?

↳fakelnrintarou Show around me pls🤲

thebettertwin @fakesunayn Ik you're having fun rn. But don't let your so-called husband know about msby new strategy.

↳fakesunayn Trust me, msby will always in my heart😘

↳fakelnrintarou 👁👄👁

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sunalnupdates Suna via Instagram Story!

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sunafan5 OH TO BE CALLED "MY WIFE" BY SUNA FUCKING RINTAROU

↳sunafan6 IKR, IM SO FUCKING JEALOUS OF HER😭😭😭

ynfan4 I don't think they could be more happier. I'm jealous but happy at the same time😭

sunarin.daily Bestie, let's get married and go to Bali!

↳sunalnupdates Ok, brb gotta pack my stuffs

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yourinstagram sunset, kuta, you.

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rintarousuna Another candid pic, I see...

↳yourinstagram 🤫🤫🤫

↳sunalntimes OMG PARENTS!!! PLS ADOPT ME😭❤️

bokutokoutaro MSBY Goes To Bali in 2023?

↳yourinstagram No need to ask, cuz the answer is YES!

antiyn1 Idk why he married you, your not that special lmao

↳yourinstagram *you're

↳rintarousuna Anyways, here's the recipe for brownies:

1/2 cup butter

2 eggs

1 cup sugar

1/3 cup cocoa powder

2 teaspoon vanilla extract

1/2 cup flour

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rintarousuna fallin' all in you

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yourinstagram <33

↳lnsweets I LOVE MY ONLINE PARENTS SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️

↳itsunaln ADOPT ME!! I CAN BE THE PLANT

ynfan5 And if I only could, I'd make a deal with God and I'd get him to swap our places

↳rintarousuna pls don't❤️

sunafan7 I LOVE YOU TWO MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF

sunarin.daily THROWING MYSELF OFF A CLIFF BCS THIS IS TOO CUTE:))

sunafan8 Manifesting this for myself🤡

↳sunafan9 Let's manifest together bestie🙏

#haikyuu #haikyuu!!#hq #hq x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x f!reader #haikyuu smau #haikyuu suna #suna rintarou #suna x reader #suna x female reader #suna x f!reader #suna smau

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intrepidacious · 5 months

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do u ever just think about ransom's sweater paws? bc i do. 👁👄👁

this time | r.d.

a/n: only all the time 😩 am literally wearing my drysdale sweater™️ rn

It’s no secret at all that Ransom runs cold no matter how warm it actually is, and even though his lack of proper circulation would be sort of concerning if you cared about his well-being at all, you imagine it’s rather nice during the hot summer months when you feel like you want to peel your skin off; as soon as fall hits, though, it gets downright ridiculous.

"Adorable," you snort as you put down your bag next to the couch he’s sitting on, a blanket thrown over his knees and the sleeves of his worn-out sweater tugged over his hands as far as they will go, "Don’t you have enough money to put the heat on?"

"Fuck off," he snarls, because of course, the heat is already on; in fact, you’re tempted to take off your cardigan, and not just to spite him.

"You know, if we dyed your hair white, you could be a real riot with the kids as Jack Frost," you grin, and the look he gives you is so murderously unimpressed you have to laugh and take pity on him, booping his nose; it’s cold, too. "Are you done with your work yet so we can start thinking about a way of warming you up?"

And with a final roll of his eyes, he pulls you into his lap so you can wrap your arms around him, sweater paws and all, "Next time, just start with that offer."

Next time; there’s something about those two words that makes you pleasantly shudder with more than the cold, but you’re not quite ready to examine that yet.

#ransom drysdale x reader #seven sentence sundays #brandy 🫶🏼#i love having my reader character bully him at least a little <3 #this can absolutely be read as part of the occupy my brain universe btw

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awooghan · 1 year

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24 to 25 ✧.* y.ji (TEASER)

➳ PAIRING: jeongin x fem!reader

➳ GENRE: fluff, angst, childhood friends to lovers

➳ WARNINGS: none (teaser only)

➳ WORD COUNT: 1.5k for teaser; 25k+ for full fic 😵‍💫

(UPDATE: i gravely underestimated my final wc t’s actually 47.7k 😭)

➳ SUMMARY: “stay for christmas?” was a phrase jeongin first uttered to you when you were both ten years old, but neither of you had any idea the bond those three little words would hold as the years go by.

➳ NOTES: hey besties! this is a backup account for @//plutominho , i got shadowbanned on there and just made a new account so ppl can actually see this come up in the tags 😭 this is my longest fic yet and i’m honestly still writing the last few parts of it 🫠 but i rly like how it’s turned out so far and i hope y’all will like it too! it’s a rewrite of a fic from last year. i’ll save the actual long note for when i post the final product but thank you so so much to @svtbabies for helping me throughout the course of writing this fic. you’ve helped so much in fleshing out the plot and the little details that i got stuck on and i absolutely adore what’s come out of this. also ty for the lovely banner ahhhhh ilysm 🥹🫂

ALSO LEMME KNOW IF U WANT TO BE TAGGED IN THE FULL FIC <3

@starlighthan @starseungs @crispy-chan @gloseoks @pearlychai @sulfurcosmos …uh hey i’m alive 👁👄👁

“Come on, Y/N, you can’t cling onto my shirt forever,” your mother urges you with a small chuckle.

You stiffen up in your spot at the edge of the picnic bench, and your eyes bounce between the several children on and around the playground equipment. Mixtures of squeals and cheerful laughter ring above the christmas song playing from the outdoor speaker your new neighbors, the Choi family, set up. You forgot if it was the one with the son older than you or the son your age, though—you didn’t exactly bother to learn their names when your mother introduced you.

“Go on, Y/N.” Her voice fills your ears again as she gently pushes you off the bench. Speak of the devil.

Shoving your hands in your pockets, you kick the dust with your feet and you keep your gaze cast down on the ground. You didn’t want to socialize—why would you want to make new friends when you had perfectly good ones back in your old neighborhood? Why couldn’t you just go back there? Or just snatch your mother’s dingy old flip phone for a couple minutes to send them a message?

Besides, most of the children here don’t seem like ones you’d be particularly… compatible with. You shouldn’t be one to judge, but the majority of the ones doing laps on the playground equipment couldn’t have been older than five or six. At your big age of nine years old, there’s not much you would have in common with a literal kindergartener. Plus, it seems like they had all formed a friend group of their own, and you’re more than content just watching them chase each other around, gleeful, high-pitched squeals bubbling from their sticky mouths.

Turning your head slightly, you find a group of teenagers sitting around another bench several feet away from all the adults, two of which had their bottoms perched on top of the table as they faced their friends. You would approach them, but just like how you wouldn’t exactly favor befriending the five-year-olds with crayons up their noses, the teenagers likely thought the same of you. Closing your eyes in despair, you groan to yourself and resort to dragging your feet across the dirt.

Why did you even have to move?

As you let out a sigh, you perk up at the fact you could see it in the cold air. It sparks an insurmountable amount of joy for some reason. Perhaps it’s because of the timing of the puff of air with the line, ’Jack Frost nipping at your nose’ that rings from the speakers at the other end of the small neighborhood park, but it causes a giggle to slip past your lips. It’s almost like a new light under the already-dimming sky, the soft pinks and oranges slowly dissipating as the sun begins to dip behind the mountains and give way to the overcast above.

However, you quickly get distracted by the sight of a boy your age—or at least, you assumed—and you hesitantly step closer.

And there he was.

He was short, upside down on the monkey bars, and wearing the most obnoxious shade of purple you had ever laid eyes on. You aren’t sure what hurts more: the sun in your eyes or staring at his sweater.

Looking away from the light gray clouds that hung above the park, you let your gaze fall to the boy. He watches you quietly as he continues to hang upside down, and you notice the small smile that paints his slowly reddening face.

Here goes nothing, you guess.

“Um… hi.”

He stays silent, staring at you with his beady eyes.

Gulping, you continue. “I'm Y/N.”

He mumbles something back, but you can barely make out what he says and you tilt your head slightly in confusion.

“Huh?”

“My name is Jeongin,” he repeats, only the slightest bit louder.

A smile of your own quickly forms on your face. You raise a hand up for him to shake, and he just stares at it for a second before moving one of his outstretched arms to meet you, his hand grasping yours at an awkward angle. You both can’t help but giggle as you give your best attempt at a handshake.

“Nice to meet you, Jeongin,” you say, slowly pulling your hand away and letting his drop above, or rather, below his upside-down head. “I'm Y/N.”

“You said that already,” He says, and his bluntness makes you chuckle.

Slowly, Jeongin maneuvers himself so he’s sitting on top of the monkey bars instead of hanging upside down. Once he gets upright and steadies himself from the blood rushing down from his head, he stares back down at you.

You stuff your hands into your pockets and heave out a sigh. “My mom says I need a friend,” you explain your current plight to Jeongin, and you find his soft gaze once again. It’s strange, really—you've only exchanged a few words with this boy, but you already feel comfortable enough to complain about your mother’s nagging to him.

You suppose that helps your next words spill out more easily.

“Want to be friends?”

You watch Jeongin expectantly as he looks down, picking at a piece of lint on his hideous purple sweater. He ponders your question for a minute, and you feel a wave of relief wash over you when he finally nods in response. If your mom wanted you to have a friend so badly, there you go. You got one.

You stand there awkwardly, your eyes drifting back up to the sky for a moment. It occurs to you that you’ve never asked someone to be friends with you; it’s always just kind of happened.

And now you’re stuck, unsure what to do next.

You let out another huff of air, another smile tickling your lips as you watch the faint, white puff form in front of your eyes. Then you look back up at the boy in the obnoxious purple sweater, who seems just as amused by the cold air as you as he lets out his own breath, exhaling like a small dragon.

A chuckle escapes your parted lips as you watch him, kicking his legs lightly as he stares up at the sky. After another minute, you speak again.

“Can I sit up there with you too?”

Nodding his head, he mumbles a small “yeah” and the corners of your mouth twitch up as you hurriedly climb your way up onto the monkey bars. You dangle your legs through the same section as Jeongin’s, and you shift your position slightly as you steady yourself.

A gust of cold air causes you to shiver and as a response, you pull your puffy coat closer to you. This seems to make Jeongin chuckle fondly, and you feel his eyes linger on you for a second before he looks out at the horizon. Neither of you are tall enough to see much above the houses in front of you, but you figure you can use your imaginations to picture what lies beyond that. It’ll have to do.

You both remain silent for a while like this, allowing the chatter and Christmas music below to fill the air around you. It’s comfortable, it feels like a weighted blanket wrapped around your shoulders—which is funny to say because you’re sharing this moment with a kid you’ve barely known for ten minutes. You don’t mind, though. By the looks of it, and the friendly glances you exchange with each other, Jeongin doesn’t seem to, either.

Suddenly, a cold, wet spot falls onto your nose, causing you to gasp and look up.

“Is that…”

Jeongin tilts his head up as well, and he chuckles when another wet drop lands on his face. Meanwhile, you’re in awe. You let your mouth fall open, and your eyes swirl with pure wonderment as you watch the white crystals above you flutter down. It sends chills down your spine, but wraps you up in a cocoon of warmth at the same time.

“Snow…” is all you manage to mumble.

Jeongin turns to you, a small smile tugging at his lips. “Have you never seen snow before?”

You glance at him once, shake your head, and look back up at the sky.

The boy’s jaw drops. It almost mirrors your dazed expression, except his features are twisted in surprise. But it’s true—snow was something you had only witnessed in movies. As far as you were concerned, the fluffy, white particles only ever graced the stop-motion characters on the old-timey Christmas cartoons you rewatched every year, or the main couple in whatever cheesy Hallmark movie your parents decided to indulge in.

That is, until now.

You didn’t know at that moment what type of future you had in store, but you know one thing: the snow is beautiful. And as you follow Jeongin down the monkey bars and to your first snowball fight, you have an inkling that you’ll be sticking with him for a while.

Maybe this move won’t be so bad after all.

full version release date: december 25 (hopefully)

#stray kids #stray kids imagines #stray kids fanfic #skz #skz imagines #skz fanfic #skz x reader #stray kids written #jeongin #yang jeongin #jeongin x reader #jeongin fanfic #jeongin fluff #jeongin angst #jeongin imagines

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 2 years

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🦅Being Shiratorizawa's Manager 🦅

Our Adorable Manager Falls Asleep on Ushijima

Ushijima Wakatoshi featuring Shiratorizawa x GN manager

Warnings: Swearing, fluff

AN: This is an Anon request and THE LAST REQUEST!!! It's taken 2 months but here we are 👏🏻 I'm going to be opening requests for chats scenarios and headcannons in June so be on the look out!

Please Like, Reblog and/or Share to help support my writing 🌠

First off, can we just talk about how big this man is ✋️

Seriously, he's 6'3" and like bulky

Yet he just glides thought the air like a freaking flying squirrel

I mean, COME ON 👇🏻

Did I mention I'm a Ushiwaka simp? -oh I did??

Well it's worth mentioning again 🙌🏻

Seriously tho YN, the fact that you manage THE Shiratorizawa

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

Sorry I couldn't help myself 😅

And the fact that you are literally the light of these boys eyes 😭

I cant- I JUST CANT

they love you so so much

Tendou is practically your shadow

Goshiki is literally your body guard

Semi and Reon are totally your mentors

Yamagata and Kawanishi have you in a meme group chat

Shirabu is a great tutor and listener

Am I forgetting anyone 🤔

Oh yeah, Ushijima!

Well, Ushijima is well Ushijima

He appreciates your support and cares for you as a member of the team

Literally you are the sun of Shiratorizawa

The boys 👉🏻😐😠😤

You 👉🏻🤸‍♀️🕺🌞🌹

Let's just say the boys get use to finding cute stickers on their waterbottles

You also tie dyed their towels 🥺

How fun!

You are an excellent manager and person

Unfortunately, we can't always be in our top form

And after a horrible night's sleep, your usy adorable, flamboyant manager is dragging and run down

"Yn are you ok?"- Semi

"Yeah I'm fine just tired"- you 🥱

"YN you need to make sure you get enough sleep!"- Tendou now worrying 😟

"YN didn't sleep?"- Goshiki hearing half the conversation

"Yn says they didn't sleep well last night"- Shirabu, correcting

"Maybe skip practice and take a nap YN"- Yamagata

"Yeah we can cover for you"- Reon

"NO WAY! YOU GUYS NEED ME"- you realizing it would be a bigger mess to miss practice

"YN has a point. Remember the last time they missed a practice?"- Kawanishi looking at Tendou

"IT WAS ONE TIME"- Tendou defending himself

"You almost set the horse barn on fire Tendou"- Reon 🤨

"See this is why I can't miss! I promise I'll be fine"- YN, famous last words

Spoiler alert: you were indeed not fine

You dragged through practice, putting up nets, filling water bottles and almost falling asleep taking notes

When it was the teams break time, you went and sat next to Ushijima

"Hello YN"- Ushiwaka 😐

"Hi Wakatoshi, is it OK if I sit here?"- you

"Sure. You look tired YN"- Ushi 😐

"Yeah I didn't sleep well"- You 🥱

"You can rest your head on my shoulder if you like. We have a few minutes break"- Ushiwaka 😐

The man gives nothing 👏🏻 and we all eat it up

"Thank's Waka"- you laying your head down

The mans radiates comfort and relaxation and soon you are sleeping 😴

When it's time to go back to practice, every gets up and heads to the court

Except for Ushijima 🤨

That's weird? That's strange???

"Ushijima are you coming?"- Semi

"Maybe his battery finally ran out"- Yamagata

"Ffs he's not a robot"- Reon

"Hey Ushiwaka! Come on man"- Tendou yelling

"Please be quiet Tendou, YN is sleeping"- 😐🤫

Everyone 👉🏻👁👄👁 whet-

"YN fell asleep"- Ushiwaka 😐

"You can move them Ushijima"- Reon

"Sleep is very important and YN needs sleep"- Ushiwaka

Semi 👉🏻🤨

Tendou 👇🏻

I graduated to the gif finally 🤣🤣🤣

"Well what do we do?"- Kawanishi

"I could-" Ushiwaka about to say something

"Before you even think it, no you can't play sitting down!"- Semi, stopping that asap

"Maybe we could replace Ushiwaka with something?"- Goshiki 🤔

"You can't be serious, let's just wake YN up"- Shirabu about to kick your shoe

"DONT YOU DARE!"- Tendou stopping him

Ushiwaka 👉🏻😐

You 👉🏻😴🤤

"We could just lay YN on a gym mat?"- Reon

"But then we'd be moving them"- Tendou

"Well we can't just let Ushijima miss practice"- Yamagata

"I'm not missing practice I'm here"- Ushijima 😐

"That's no- you know what, nevermind"- Semi walking away to grab a mat

When he returns, Ushi slowly cradles your head and lays it on the the mat

You are knocked out, dead asleep

"Maybe we should check if YN's breathing"- Shirabu

During a break, Ushijima approaches you, lifts your head and places it on his thigh

The boys go to practice while you sleep

Not even Ushiwaka's spikes wake you you 😱

"Ushijima what are you doing?"- Semi

"Isn't it obvious Semi?"- Ushijima 😐

"Umm- imma say no... 🤨"- Semi

"I'm more comfortable that a mat would be"- Ushijima, now petting your hair

Yes he is PETTING YOUR HAIR 😫

Please he totally would ✋️

"It seems like Ushijima likes our little YN"- Tendou

You curl up closer to him and we get a Ushijima Wakatoshi smile 🙂

Djcusmjxisnfhe PLEASE I CANT 😭

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mkellc · 2 years

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𝗷𝘂𝗷𝘂𝘁𝘀𝘂 𝗸𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗻 𝘅 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝗰𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗽𝘁. 𝟭

characters: megumi, yuta, inumaki, itadori

wc: i don’t know 💀 (it’s not that long tho)

warnings: none

a/n: these r some goofy hcs i thought up when i finished my finals for school and was bored one day, sorry if they don’t sound right for the character or don’t sound right at all? but i hope you like them!

also, i’m so sorry itadoris is so short, i gave up halfway through writing it 💀

this is pt. 1 so lmk if there’s a specific char you want to see in the next part and i’ll be happy to write for them!

𝗺𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗺𝗶 𝗳𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗼

- mf is the epitome of quiet

- specifically when he has a crush

- like he will fr AVOID you

- it almost seems like he’s mad at you

- he tries not to show any emotion around you

- but he slips up and accidentally called you pretty one time lmao

- and then he ran away

- and you were just like 👁👄👁 “i just wanted to know if you had an extra quarter so i could get a gatorade…”

- and it does take a lot of time for people to realize he likes you, but everybody knew after that

- specifically if you look his way for a while, not even staring, just looking, and he notices, a blush will appear

- when you say his name, he gets butterflies

- and if you touch him in any way at all he will combust

- he’ll also just become very soft around you after having a crush on you for a while

- he will try to bring you little gifts sometimes too

- like he will bring you a single dandelion and be like “i found this. it reminded me of you i guess.” then put it in your hand and walk away

- gojo then teases him abt it

- mf just really likes you and doesn’t know what to do about it

𝘆𝘂𝘁𝗮 𝗼𝗸𝗸𝗼𝘁𝘀𝘂

- the sweetest, softest man when he has a crush

- he doesn’t know how you did it but you just came into his life and turned his whole world upside down and he’d do anything for you

- but he’s also shy

- but after he gets closer with you, he’s an absolute simp

- he gets so happy and giddy when he gets paired with you for a mission, especially when it’s just the two of you

- even though he seems a little cold maybe even scary sometimes, he’s not

- ESPECIALLY if he likes you

- he will treat you to anything

- you wanna go get slushies? hell take you. you wanna sit out on training today? hell keep you company.

- literally an angel

- but he’s scared to make a move

- he thinks you only like him as a friend and he’s scared to ruin that

- he stumbles over his words when he’s talking to you, a lot

- but he’s always thinking about you

- and talking about you

- “y/n is so amazing!! she came back from a solo mission the other day where she single-handedly took down a grade one curse without even knowing it was grade one!! she is so cool, her technique is really fun to use as well and it also just looks awesome!! i really really like her,”

- he just rambles on and on about you with a blush and a smile on his face

- panda, inumaki, and maki are so done with him

- also if you get injured on a mission but it’s not bad enough for you to need to go to shoko, he’ll heal you himself or just help bandage your wound and stay with you for as long as you need

- when you’re sick, he takes care of you

- like he brings you anything you need

- water, food, medicine, he’s got you covered

- he just thinks you’re perfect and you deserve the world and he will go to the end of the world to get it for you (that doesn’t make sense but let’s just pretend it does)

𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶

- ok listen he is FUNNY

- like he can’t say jokes out loud but over text or through notes… he is HILARIOUS

- when he has a crush he’s not really shy abt it, he doesn’t really care if anyone knows

- and he’s not shy with the person he likes

- he usually will only have a crush on someone he has already gotten close to/is friends with

- he will pass you notes in class that just say either the sweetest things or the most out of pocket things. or both

- examples of sweet ones:

- “ur pretty <3”

- “we should sneak away during training and pick flowers in the courtyard today”

- examples of crazy ones:

- “what if…. what if… what if i ate a bug…”

- “would you still like me if i was a worm?”

- he’ll stare at you softly but when you notice and look back at him he just smiles (and sometimes he waves at you)

- like he looks all innocent and whatever but he’s a menace fr

- like he teases you

- (literally there’s a page in between some chapters in a paperback volume that says “he loves trolling” or something)

- and when you blush he blushes lmfao mfs just weak for you

- since he can’t really say what he feels, he will show you

- usually by being touchy

- but if he notices you’re uncomfy he’ll stop and find another way to show you, but if you like it he’ll continue

- he’ll sling his arm around your shoulder and hold your hand a lot he’ll also rest his head on your shoulder whenever he gets the chance

- people start to think you’re dating, it’s funny

- but in all seriousness he’s adorable and just wants to be around you bc you just make him happy

𝘆𝘂𝗷𝗶 𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗶

- he’s like a dog

- and i mean that in the nicest way possible

- cause he is so loyal and cute and he just wants to be all over you literally and physically

- he’s very touchy and cuddly and gives you hugs all the time (unless you don’t like it, he would never want to make you uncomfortable)

- he is not shy at all w it

- it will be painfully obvious that he likes you and at this point you’re thinking about just asking him out rather than keep waiting

- and, like a dog, he can sense when you’re sad or not feeling good and he will do anything he can to make you smile again

- oh and he loves your smile

- he loves how just seeing it will brighten his day sm

- he asks to be assigned missions with you because he wants to spend as much time with you as he can

- he introduces you to all his friends (if you don’t already know them)

- he will probably confess within like 2 weeks of liking you (that’s contradictory to what i said earlier but let’s just pretend it’s not)

- but it will still be well thought out and really sweet

- he will have a whole plan and it will actually go right for once in his life

- he thinks you’re really really cute and wants to be around you all the time and will try to make any excuse to be near you and spend time with you

#jjk #jjk yuuta #jjk inumaki #jjk megumi #jjk itadori #jjk manga #jjk x reader #jjk headcanons #jjk 0 #jjk x y/n #jjk x you #jjk imagines

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localfandomweirdo · 3 months

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FNaF Ships incorrect quotes

-Swearing-

-Lgbtq-

-Some NSFW jokes-

-Mentions of alcohol?-

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Toy!Bonnie: I’m in love with you. Toy!Chica: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Toy!Bonnie: I know. Toy!Chica: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Lolbit: angrily presses Funtime against a wall WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Funtime!Foxy: … Funtime!Foxy: Are we about to kiss-

Lolbit: I want to kiss you. Funtime!Foxy, not paying attention: What? Lolbit: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Lolbit: Go fuck yourself. Funtime!Foxy, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

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Shadow!Freddy: How do I tell S.B. that I want him to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée? (S.B. is Shadow Bonnie)

Shadow!Freddy: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Shadow!Bonnie: Marry me.

Shadow!Freddy: We're going mattress shopping. Shadow!Bonnie: You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in. Shadow!Freddy: Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline. Shadow!Bonnie: Shadow!Freddy: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.

Shadow!Bonnie: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Shadow!Freddy: It was autocorrect. Shadow!Bonnie: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Shadow!Freddy,sweating: Yes.

Shadow!Freddy: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Shadow!Bonnie: …Have you never taken a shower before?

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Glamrock!Freddy: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Past!Bonnie: What hints have you given them? Glamrock!Freddy: Well, I think about them a lot. Glamrock!Freddy: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

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Roxy: Is something burning? Glamrock!Chica, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Roxy: Chica, the toaster is literally on fire.

Glamrock!Chica, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Roxy, confused: I mean, this is my room so yeah.

Roxy: Relationships should be 50/50. Chica cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Past!Bonnie: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? Past!Monty, blushing: 'No,he can't mean-' Past!Bonnie: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

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Mangle: You have to apologize to them Foxy. Withered!Foxy: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with.

Withered!Foxy: I am a vicious killer, a stalking predator, a creature of pure malice and hatred. I have no heart- Mangle: Smiles. Withered!Foxy,sweating: F-fuck.

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Jeremy,trying to flirt with Michael: Hey,I think both our families suck

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Bye.

👁👄👁

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hoeforinarizaki · 1 year

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MEMES & LOVE.

Type: Headcanons

Futakuchi Kenji x Crackhead!GN!Reader (Singular)

Summary: Of course maybe someday Dateko's captain would end up dating someone. But nobody even knew he'd start dating a total memelord. Not even Futakuchi himself.

No Warnings! Pure Crack And Comedy.

Futakuchi Keiji:

I'm a simp for this man so just beware okay.

Well to start off literally you did not give a single quack about introductions and just went "hey so i think you're hot and all wanna go on a date?"

HELP HE IS SO CONFUSED SHSUSGHSHS– like shawty yes he fine as hell but context pls 🤡

Look, this man is definitely down and all since he thinks you're interesting but finds it weird how you can literally joke about anything at anytime and by anything...

I MEAN EVERYTHING, like..? 💀

He just made a comment about volleyball and you're out here making those sports puns. Like you guys were just hanging at the gym then you just went–

"Hey, Futakuchi-kun?" "What..?" "If you wanted a hard serve we should've went to an ice cream shop instead." 👁👄👁 mm yes hard serve ice cream–

So yeah, he hates you /j

Lol just joking he honestly thinks some of your puns are very bad, but most of them are really funny. He was genuinely drawn to you because of your humor.

And when the other guys heard you were dating him they went like WHAT?? SAY SIKE RN??

Nobody knows how it ever happened, don't ask 😭 you bein' innocent and cute over here like "you didn't know? 🤨"

Fr though Futakuchi over here just wants to die now lolz

As a boyfriend, he would often tease you randomly and you'd use jokes as a literal excuse to make him think that you're immune to his sexiness.

Which you aren't, and he later learns that. Cue him just being at your side all the time and making you blush– 😍

Just rail me already dammit i'm already whipped

Aone honestly thinks that you were his sibling at first because damn you both play fight a lot. Nobody would ever think their captain could be like that /hj

During the time you aren't chaotic, both of you just sit around and cuddle each other the entire day.

Futakuchi thinks you've finally calmed down...until a minute later you sneakily take your phone out and send him a really cursed meme of shrek x dora 😰

He will stare you dead in the eyes and you'd be praying for forgiveness so good luck with that.

But the times you actually ARE calm and just want some good 'ol lovey dovey time with your boyfie be ready to pass out from bloodloss because of nose bleeding.

BECAUSE DAMN HE SO FINE

You come home from hanging out with friends and see him in the bedroom with his shirt off and skggsihsohs– and just sends this hot smirk your way which almost kills you 🥵

...This was supposed to be crack but i got carried away i'm sorry i am in love with this man.

Jokes aside, Date Tech seriously deserves more love.

#haikyu x reader #haikyuu!!#futakuchi x reader #futakuchi headcanons #aone takanobu #date tech #LET'S GO DATEKO #im a simp #date tech x reader #haikyuu crack #memelord #fanfic #anime headers #x reader

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