Odysseus: You knew about this and didn’t tell me?
Patroclus: I don’t have the time to call you every time Achilles has a bad idea.
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why is it that 90% of criticism of the song of achilles just boils down to not accepting the conventions of romance as a genre and wanting it to simply be a different book than what it is? because seriously if you can’t get with the fact that the song of achilles is a queer romance story first and a retelling of the iliad second you’re never gonna make a criticism of it that’s interesting to me. if i wanted to read a book that was accurate to the source material then i would just read the iliad. if i wanted to read a queer romance unfolding on the backdrop of a mythical war i would read the song of achilles. if you dont understand the difference between those two things then your beef with that book is just a waste of time to me
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here's a part of a comic I'm working on + a shitpost because I couldn't help myself
The minoan girls are named Asara and Malia!
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My number one classics ick is when a scholar will just insert untranslated passages of Greek and Latin into their paper. good job on the artificial inaccessibility you guys, glad you were able to gatekeep the field so none of those dirty peasants may learn stuff. its just for us cool guys who speak Greek or Latin
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Artemis: She's ugh. You guys don't even understand.
Hermes *reading a book*: Sister, i beg to differ.
Artemis: You don't.
Hermes*passing the page*: Athena, Athena she's so PRETTY it makes me lose my breath.
Persephone*fixing some flowers*: Me next! Me next! Athena Athena she smiled at me and I fell of the stairs.
Apollo: Athena... Oh Athena. She could ran me over and I would probably say thank you brother.
Dionysus: Athena. Oh Athena. Just one chance we can have a beautiful eternity.
Persephone: Aren't those your words?
Artemis*death glare*: I hate you all.
Hermes*chuckles*:Yeah. But you still stick around.
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Terracotta askos (flask) in the form of a rooster, Etruscan 4th century BCE.
Heron-Shaped Figure Vase (Oil Vessel), East Greek, probably Milesian c. 580 BC
Protocorinthian terracotta vase in the form of a bird, mid-7th century BCE.
Archaic terracotta vase in the form of a duck, East-Greek mid-6th century BCE.
Terracotta askos (flask) in the form of a jackdaw, Etruscan 4th century BCE.
Swan Vase (perfume container), 575-550 BCE Greece, probably from Rhodes
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Honestly, I don't care if you got interested in history through a silly musical, or smutty fanfiction, or videogame, or whatever. I got into it through comic books. Do you like learning about weird old Romans? Yes? Then let's be nerds together.
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