#i love bimbos

[michaelnotholden]

If solitaire had a movie I would edit becky to bimbo songs bc I can.

#becky allen #she’s my favorite #I love bimbos #BECKY ALLEN KISS ME.

[gyubby99]

Ella: What's it like living with Loreley for the first time?

Mia: Well..

[Two days ago]

Mia: WHY DO YOU HAVE A SCISSOR?!

Loreley: You told me to cut the water.

#the prophecy of immortal fire #DUMB WAHMEN #I LOVE BIMBOS #FANON BIMBO LORELEY

[angelicbites]

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#princess #needy princess #princesscore #princess aesthetic #angelcore #angelic #dolly #dollcore #coquette dollete #bimbo doll #angelicbites #cute #adorable #cute stuff #cuteness #cute things #kawaii #kawaiicore #pastel #cutecore #cute aesthetic #pink aesthetic #pink #soft pink #pinkcore #hearts #i love my boyfriend #im just a girl #girlblogging #daddy's good girl

[tojisun]

this is just scratching the surface of me n oddy’s brainworms n this is so so silly but!! bimbo!reader doing tiktok trends and asking simon to join you in the videos.

simon declines with a quiet fond laugh, telling you that he’s alright just watching – in fact, he just wants to watch; just wants to be the first to see everything you post. so he sits there, making goo-goo eyes as you do your little filmin.

and all’s well, all’s fun, but one day, you didn’t realize that simon’s behind you when you started filming. you didn’t even know he’s back home.

so there you were, doing a recent tiktok trend (it’s def that slipknot x new jeans dance <33), your phone propped precariously between stacked books and your bundled up scarf, and you twirl and dance, not knowing that your phone’s capturing the way simon’s eyes flit towards you with such visceral desire, looking so enamoured and in love. his big body’s resting by the wall, leaning towards it in a way that showcases his bulk – tatted arms and sculpted stomach and trimmed waist – and his ragged charms – big nose and cut jaw and defined cheekbones; showcasing the polarity between you two – big, scary bf and pretty, happy gf.

you scream in shock when you finally got to watch the short video, before dropping your phone in excitement and jumping in simon’s awaiting arms. he kisses you lots and you kiss him back lots, words like i love you’s and i miss you’s interwoven between those kisses, the video forgotten for now.

when you do post it, it blows up for two things: your pretty self and your absolutely whipped of a guard dog boyfriend.

bonus: simon downloads every single video you post. well, he actually likes, bookmarks, and downloads them. he also downloads the ones you send through chat apps, these ones filled with you ranting about penguins or the migration cycle of monarch butterflies or your new nails, with bows and charms, or your new juicy couture tracksuit or about mittens (your cat)!!!

he saves videos of you and mittens too <33

(ty oddy for indulging me aaahhhhh @oddityinthesky)

divider by @/plutism <3

#suns.hc #bimbo!reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #female reader #suns #i love bimbo!reader sm <33 #i live vicariously through her

[murdrdocs]

hobie loves his little bimbo gf <3

she's in her pastel colors, usually shades of pink hugging her body in meticulously planned ways. it takes her a while to pick outfits, cycling through skirts and low rise jeans and tiny shorts until she settles on the first item she'd picked up. she always apologizes to hobie throughout her routine, "sorry"s rushed out with the nature of time on her mind as she searches for her favorite lip gloss. which hobie plucks off her vanity and hands to her.

her kisses are slick, always, and leave remnants of strawberry or cherry flavored moisture on hobie's lips. her hugs are tight, frequent, and smell sweet, a nice contrast to hobie's strong-musky scent.

she has a certain way that she speaks, a way that sometimes gets side eyes from people on the streets but those looks are averted when hobie scowls their way. because there's nothing he hates more than stereotypes.

he knows that her hyperfemininity is constantly looked down on, but he also knows that his girl is smart, and cares about the state of society around them just as much as he does. he's seen her protesting on the streets, a pretty sign held up as she shouts demands with people around her. and he's seen her stand on the frontlines to defend those around her, intricately designed nails tucked into her hand which has clenched into a fist.

he's her protector, but she doesn't really need one. she accepts it anyway, of course, sending sweet smiles and chaste kisses his way when he defends her on the tube or at pubs.

it a classic case of opposites attract. and hobie wouldn't have it any other way.

#love this sm omg #wish i was a bimbo 😔 #maybe i will be one day #hobiesworld! #hobie brown x bimbo!reader #hobie brown x reader #hobie brown x you #celeste writes mcu #hobie brown #spiderpunk x reader #spiderpunk x you

[gfox-arts]

Two casual goofballs 🍕

#fnaf #fnaf sb #fnaf security breach #security breach #glamrock chica #montgomery gator #fnaf fanart #comic #my art #I LOVE THESE TWO GOOFIES #THEM #I have a hc about Chica being a bimbo and Monty being a himbo #bc it makes sense to me :}

[spitinsideme]

a continarion to my previous bimbo x tomboy post !!! ragatha is tryibg out her new lipstixk on pomni (pomni is CLEARLY VERYVERYMUCH enjoyong it ❤️❤️)

#pomni x ragatha #buttonblossom #ragapom #jesterdoll #tadc fanart #tadc pomni #the amazing digital circus #pomni #pomni fanart #tadc ragatha #the amazing digital circus ragatha #ragatha #ragatha tadc #ragatha fanart #ragatha x pomni #pomatha #bimbo x tomboy #bimbo ragatha #tomboy pomni #i loved making this #especially pomnis expressions #wanted to have that YAYY !! YIPPEEE !!!!!! WOOOO !!! expression #that happy expression #also bimbo ragatha is so fuj to draw

[chamoemileclown]

The federation’s best workers watching their boss fall off a bridge:

#they are so so silly i love them #the federations strongest soldiers ^ #qsmp #qsmp federation workers #qsmp federation #qsmp cucurucho #cucurucho #qsmp agent 18 #agent 18 #qsmp osito bimbo

[aspiringobject]

Guys, for real though. If you don't have love or care for your sub and constantly see them as inferior, worthless, or just an object, you need some serious help.

Love and care for each other. Check up on your sub. Make sure everything is consentual. Don't be a fuckin piece of shit.

#dumbification #free use slvt #male violence #men are superior #patriarchy #patriarchy kink #rap3toy #bimbo hypnosis #cnc drugging #degredation kink #fav #i purposely put the worst tags as a wake up call so its on everyones dash #support and love your partners #care for your partners #safe sane consensual

[meowkn]

SOOOO LEME GET A… nanami with a bimbo/airhead house wife preferably with an age gap!!! maybe like how they met, their dynamic, or even students reactions to seeing her(like he forgot his lunch and she brings it in typa situation)

thx ani toodles🐞

Nanami x Bimbo!reader Hcs

Nanami wasn’t really interested in dating, until he met you, he was at his usual coffee spot, getting a black coffee before his long day at work. When your manicured little finger tapped on the back of his shoulder and you fluttered your eyelashes at him, something in his chemistry changed. You asked him a stupid little question about the difference between a latte and a macchiato and he was late to work taking the time to explain it to you.

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- Nanami will literally bend over backwards to meet your every need and is obviously extremely overly protective around you since you can tend to be a little airheaded, even when doing the most simple tasks.

- You were banned from cooking alone after you got distracted on the phone with your friends when you were cooking him breakfast in bed, trying to surprise him but ended up with him nearly having a heart attack.

- Nanami buys you WHATEVER you want, he complains about how many times you buy clothes a week but he loves seeing you try on those mini skirts.

- He loves to do your makeup, absolutely loves it. He loves to hold your head in his hand while he applies your mascara or lip gloss.

- You taught him how to use social media, such as instagram, but all he posts are pictures of you or those facebook working man memes.

- “Wear whatever you want, I can fight.”

- He loves you dearly and sometimes gets frustrated when he has to reexplain something to you multiple times, but he always will, being as patient as possible. He loves the look on your face when the little light bulb goes off in your head.

- Nanami never announced to anyone that he was dating, let alone married, so when he showed up to work one day with a pretty little wedding band on his finger everyone was shocked.

- One day you noticed that Nanami forgot his lunch at home so you, decided to surprise him and bring it to him. You walked into his office and handed his lunch, he was surprised to see you there, you usually didn’t pay much attention when he was talking about work. Most of his coworkers thought you were confused on who you were and why such a vibrant young woman was talking to Nanami of all people, but that all changed when you kissed him on his cheek and they saw the matching wedding ring.

- That kiss on the cheek left a lipstick stain, one that he did not wipe off the whole day.

- Doesn’t understand your humor most of the time but he thinks your laughing is adorable so he’ll just laugh along with you.

- Absolutely does not want you to life a single finger, he feels like his job is to take care of you. You want something? he’ll buy it for you. You want to rearrange furniture? He’ll do it for you. You need to being in your shopping bags? Put them down, he’ll do it for you. He one time scolded you for bringing in the groceries and said “Honey, what if you break a nail? We can’t have that happening now.”

- No job for you! Enjoy your lavish stay at home life!!

- Shamelessly has you sit on his lap while he works for home, especially in those mini skirts you like so much.

- Learned your haircare routine and how to take care of your hair just so he could wash your hair for you whenever your feeling too tired, but also because he loves the feeling of your hair on his hands

#nanami kento #jjk nanami #nanami x reader #nanami x bimbo reader #jujutsu nanami #nanami headcanons #nanami fluff #i love him #i need him #hes so husband

[biwifelovedp]

How do you like the photo from such an interesting angle?

I’ll probably upset a lot of men now.

We all like to fantasize, imagine, visualize. I understand that many people will have fantasies looking at this photo.

And I really like what you think about it. I’m excited about the idea that you imagine how you fuck me. That’s why I’m here with you on this social network.

But I don’t want to deceive you even in your thoughts.

The thing is, I don’t like anal sex. And I won’t let you fuck and tear my ass even in your thoughts 😅

Yes, I love DP. But the dick that’s in my ass doesn’t move back and forth. He slowly penetrates my ass and fills it as deep as possible. That’s all. Then I get a second dick in my pussy, which has now become very narrow.

And I’ll tell you a secret that more than half of girls don’t like anal sex. And if she still gives her ass to fuck, it doesn’t mean that she gets wild pleasure.

Listen to your woman. Maybe she’s just shy or afraid to tell you the truth.

#bi wife #bimbolife #bimboification #bimbo doll #bimbo girl #i am bisexual #bisexual #couple #love girls #love boys

[prettywcry]

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[tojisun]

re: bimbo!reader (because i love her more than simon now)

thinkin about simon who, with all the scars and surgeries done to his hands and arms, has some sort of nerve damage that leaves him with trembling hands. and sometimes, when it's just a tad too cold or the rain is just too strong, his hands can't stop shaking so he hides them from you.

he is ashamed of how "damaged" he is; he is ashamed of being caught at his weakest, at his most vulnerable. so he stuffs his hands underneath your fluffy blankets or curls them inside the pockets of his jackets so that they are out of sight. he knows you're... slow sometimes and he had hoped, had prayed, that you wouldn't catch on this time too; that you're distracted enough with, well, everything else to see the way he can't even hold a glass without spilling his water.

but he forgets that when it comes to him, when it comes to "simmy," you become the smartest, aren't you, petal?

so the next thing simon knows, you're handing him a hook and a bundle of yarn before teaching him how to crochet. he remembers now how you've had that one phase when you were so obsessed with crocheting even though all you could do is make circles- a ring of single stitches that just keeps going until the edges began to rise until it ended up resembling a little pouch that could only house a pen. but it seems like it doesn't matter to you that you don't really know how to crochet, content with teaching simon the single stitch and chirping at him to keep the line going.

simon's hands continue to tremble, muted pain shooting from his wrists, but simon, for once, forgets. he forgets his blemishes and his scars; forgets that his hands could only ever be good for shooting and for killing and for hurting. he forgets that he is more than a weapon as you two crochet: him, quiet, and you, humming to yourself.

he forgets because you remind him that he is more than the man that he is. in your place, he is simmy. he isn't ghost with a mission. he is simmy with a princess who loves him more than he knows he's worth.

simon trembles, and this time it isn't because of his injured hands. this time, he trembles at the weight of his love for you.

his single crocheted line is wobbly and wrinkly and ugly, but simon watches on as you make a bracelet out of it, securing the ends with knots that simon knows won't hold. but that is alright, because simon will be there to retie your bracelet when you need him to. because simon won't leave you.

"i love you, sweets," simon murmurs, pressing his lips and his words on your forehead.

you giggle. "i love you too, simmy!"

see? with you around, he'll be alright.

#suns #bimbo!reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley #god i love them

[coryosbaby]

💘 Ethan with Bimbo! Reader <33 being roommates in college & you’re ALWAYS flirting with him <33

💘Your impossibly short pajamas that you wear around the house get even shorter as you two become closer. And eventually you switch to wearing JUST underwear and a t shirt.

💘Ethan never says anything about it, he’s not that kind of guy, but that doesn’t stop his eyes from wondering.

💘You play video games with him sometimes and sit down in his lap, pretty ass clad in a lacey thong and a band tee every time, making his face blush red and his pants get tight. You pretend not to notice, but you’re doing it on purpose!

💘(“You like Mario kart? I love Mario kart! Well, I love princess peach, anyway…”)

💘AAAAA he helps you with your work all the time <3 it’s a wonder how you got into college, really. He’s so so patient with you!! Knows how to teach you n help you through your work.

💘You make him a lot of bracelets and he wears every single one of them.

💘(“I made you this, E! You can wear it around your wrist or.. use it for anything you want, really!”)

💘Notices the pink diary you always carry around, grinning like crazy when he sees an open page with the words “Mrs. Landry” and “Ethan 💗” in pretty bold letters.

💘You take him to meet some of your friends, pulling his hand along as he nervously approaches. You absolutely gush over him.

💘“Hey guys. This is Ethan, he’s my roommate! Isn’t he cute?” And then running your hand through his curls and pressing a kiss to his blushing cheek.

💘He’s literally so crazy in love with you bye

@snixx2088

#ethan landry #ethan landry x reader #bimbo! reader #scream 6 #I love Bimbo readers #I will NEVER give them up

[s1eepyfr0g]

Lyler my second fav ship <3333

#my art #tdi #lyler #td tyler #td lindsay #lindsay td #tyler td #lindsay total drama #total drama tyler #total drama #total drama island #td #theyre literally bimbo x himbo i love them sm