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simplepotatofarmer · 4 months
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Hello!!! Would absolutely love to know if you have any personal headcanons of each dsmp character appearance i.e the hybrid types they may be? (Is Dream human? Or is he some kind of goat-hybrid? Or shapeshifting blob??!)
HM.
for c!dream, he's either human or a rabbit hybrid to me! i tend to think that 'just human' is more canon, if you will, but rabbit hybrid is kinda my favorite. i think it's very fitting, as someone who has a rabbit! i specifically see him as a light brown flemish giant or a palomino rabbit, leaning more towards the latter!
c!wilbur is usually also just a guy but if i give him animal features, in my head he's based off a secretary bird!
c!bad is a very tall demon man. c!ant is basically just a cat except a little bigger. think puss in boots. that's ant to me.
c!puffy and c!schlatt are both sheep! a cotswold and a jacob's sheep respectively.
c!tubbo is a goat i guess because it's popular headcanon but honestly? i see him as his minecraft skin. he is just some blonde teenager to me. same with c!tommy. you could find both of them at a mall or whatever.
c!skeppy to me is like.... a diamond construct thing. or at the very least, some kind of diamond based imp. but generally i see him as this small construct! kinda like a copper golem but skeppy.
i dig the idea of a pig hybrid c!niki (i love pigs) but generally she's either human and pretty buff or i'll go with the cat hybrid thing!
c!tina is a jackalope demon thing masquerading as a cat girl. c!hbomb is, hear me out, a cow hybrid also masquerading as a cat girl. this makes sense in my head.
then a lot of my opinions do fall in line with fanon opinion for the most part. like, yeah, phil is a blond dude with wings. techno is obviously a pigman. same for the rest of the dteam (though i kinda have a thing with c!george being part warden 'cause of how much he sleeps, don't ask but they're also both blue coded so). c!sam is obviously a creeper hybrid of some kind.
i want so badly to have c!eret be a swan or peafowl hybrid because those are so elegant and especially peafowl have some amazing colorations that scream royalty but i do dig the herobrine lore connection.
if i had my way, c!jack would be a cyborg donkey hybrid, specifically a mammoth jackstock. it would look so sick.
anyway. my favorite websites are livestock ones, can you tell?
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braimrotting · 6 months
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My playlist as QSMP
(warning im shit at english lang so my interpretation of songs may be way off... im also ace and often miss romantic implication so.. yeah if a song has lyrics which are like about an s/o and i havent specified i probably dont mean for it to be shipping)
songs included: tongues & teeth (the crane wives), pink in the night (mitski), gb eating gb whilst listening to gb (crywank), going to brighton (fresh)
TONGUES & TEETH - The Crane Wives hideduo fit pov fit as a self serving survivalist from a wasteland experiencing love in this cursed fuckin island • "ive grown a mouth so sharp and cruel its all that i can give to you my dear" habits from 2b2t even little things like his lack of trust, hasnt confided his true intentions to anyone - constant lies by omission - hes flawed and hes recognised it • "if you're fine with that you can be mine like that" theres very much something going on with hideduo but fit is insistent on his baby steps bc he doesnt want to hurt pac. 'are you fine with that?' • "you gotta know that this wont last" this is soooo fit coded bffr. i adored the conversations fit n ramon had but one thing that stuck out to me was that he would always specify that only he and ramon would escape. never mentioned anyone else. selfish in the most understandable way • "i will ruin you, its a habit i cant help it" again 2b2t ingrained habits that never leave. linked w above point, hes selfish and that isnt necessarily a bad thing just not great for a blossoming relationship • "i will love u like the ashes in my cigarette box" hc 2b2t!fit smoked - ramon told him off once but now that the baby's gone hes picked it up again, a headcanon bc i cannot imagine ccfit smoking since hes such a health buff - feels so out of character lmao strong thoughts about qfit no one even try to fight me - his entire character occupies a space in my brain PINK IN THE NIGHT - Mitski phissa missa pov devotion easy • "i love you, i love you, i love you, i love you" • "can i try again and again and again" i dont think i need to say more - tbh this could go for guapoduo too but the "can i try again" made me think of missa + how he wants to live up to phils expectations
GB EATING GB WHILST LISTENING TO GB - Crywank phissa still missa pov
"in a busy room youre all i see" literally THEM sorry during the mexican independence event they were literally all they could see.. them doing the dance together - it may as well have just been the 2 of them + phil jumping in front of missa to take pics of him alone w/o him noticing
"calm down dont let her see how fast your heart is beating" missa saying "im speaking weird so the translator doesnt pick up, i love you" THIS GUYYYYYYYY
"i think about you but i know im not good enough" bffr mr missa "ill come back when im a good enough father" sinfonia
"and I built you up to much, now I can't say what's on my mind in case I go and scare you away" missa doesnt want to burden phil because he feels like hes been such a bad father compared to phils dedication - now that hes back he doesnt want to disappoint him anymore
"and how could i compete with the world at your feet" missa coming back to like 3 men at phils whim LMAO
"i wouldn't want to hurt you by letting you hurt me you don't deserve to feel guilty"
"i just want you in my life"
sorry im so obsessed with their puppy love GOING TO BRIGHTON - Fresh tubbo coded, i mean with the name i had to give it to him in my mind hes talkin to phil • "things i care the most about dont seem to ever get old" his excitement over everything even the simplest things is so refreshing • "i feel the fire inside me trains passing over head" his determination posing a unique threat to the feds and i feel like its such an important part of his character. also he likes trains :) • "there are things i learnt inside my head that they cant ever take away from me" lil bugs and just knowledge of the game make him a great bug tester for the admins lmao. this guy takes any chance to glitch his way through life
"starting over is a sign of strength"
also honorary mention to that one person who said the garden was codebreakerduo coded because you are so right and true and based and i think of that post everytime i listen to that song. being so normal by peach pit was very celltw (is that what pac and cellbit are called?) to me but i didnt really have much reasoning
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transbeeduo · 3 months
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Alr so here’s my thought on fat beeduo (specifically Tubbo I love him.)
So here’s my thought:
As a child, Tubbo didn’t have access to enough food, he was SEVERELY underweight, it was really bad. So by the time he was able to have enough food he savored that and would eat a lot.
The other part is that I think that after all of the horrible trauma that happened, Tubbo needed to have some control in his life, and he did that by getting strong as fuck. Muscles also can contribute to to weight gain and shit, and I think that Tubbo has the kind of muscles that if he’s not actively flexing them they’re just there and soft.
I think his weight gain wasn’t intentional, but when he realized he loved it. (And still does love it.) he loves being soft and shit and he also loves being able to just pick up his husband.
Anyway that’s my thought I love fat beeduo and if you post this could you maybe tag it with: 💜🐝💜🐝anon ?/nf
ANONNNNNNN YOU FUCINGN GET ME c!tubbo fat and SHREDDED so real to me u just see this shor fat hairy guy and he flexes and ur like “oh shit he could DECK ME” and it RULES (tubbo with muscles only visible when he flexes SOOOO fucking real to me i know this)
HE ALSO TOTALLY DOES GAIN WEIGHT AS A FORM OF HEALING AND BEING IN CONTROL OF HIS LIFE NOW no more putting on clothes that he hates and cutting his hair in a way that he doesn’t like and never eating because he’s always busy with wars and fighting and being president. He can finally eat as much as he wants and present himself in whatever way he wants. And goddamnit if he isn’t gonna present himself in the ways that make him so very happy which includes being hairy and buff and fat HE’D LIKE THE WEIGHT GAIN IT MAKES HIM HAPPY thats so important to me
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atherix · 2 years
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OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE I AM THRIVING RN W THIS LITTLE TUBBO CONTENT AND SLOWLY GETTING MORE AND MORE AFRAID OF WHY THERES SO MUCH FLUFF. It feels like in a video game when they start giving you a ton of health and buffs. Fear.
The DELICACY in the glyph is EVERYTHING to me because like - Scar is a clumsy oaf. Like he's graceful but he's also clumsy. And for him to be SO precise while making a glyph to connect him to tubbo is xdlgsakrgda I AM FEELING EMOTIONS ABOUT IT
The way the magic runs through him and the glyph is also FASCINATING because like. I just love that the magic feels like something. sdglk I feel like i so often see magic as like a separate entity in fantasy media and while that's fine and dandy its so exciting for it to be INTERACTIVE slkga
ALSO THE SUBTLE DIFFERENCE IN THE GLYPHS BETWEEN HIS AND TUBBOS IS SFLKADSGK AND THE FACT THAT TUBBO PUT IT ON HIS WRIST TO MATCH SCAR BC SCAR IS HIS DAD AND AHHHHHHHHHHHH
The glyph is just the elf version of life360 im fglksdfg
I am feeling totally normal about the bee.
I AM THRIVING TOO I LOVE DAD!SCAR I AM JFJSJFJSJ :) enjoy it while it lasts, you are right to be afraid. Midnights Past is the skeletons at the beginning of the dungeon :)
YEAAHHHH Scar is going to make SURE it's absolutely perfect. You just know when he was practicing with the brush he was messing up left and right. Imagine Tubbo coming home from school to find Scar covered in his practice ink LMAO-
I absolutely love magic systems where magic feels organic, like an actual extension of the people jvkskfjskv rather than just a convenient tool/deus ex machina. So I'm glad it feels like it's part of it, rather than just... there <3
LISTEN THE MOMENT I CAME UP WITH THE GLYPHS I KNEW. I KNEW HE AND TUBBO WOULD HAVE IT IN THE SAME SPOT <3 just jgkskfjskfj I would CRY
JTKSKGJSLF life360 LMAO but yes <3 jfkakfjsjf :)))
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novaebyte · 1 year
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OH it is absolutely like DnD! Theres classes and different abilities you can spec into that give permanent modifiers like healing, fear buffs and leach. The armor and weapons they have to find are randomly rolled and have a MASSIVE variety in different aspects so everyone has different builds and such. Last season Tubbo specced into mostly extreme speed based skills for maneuverability and Cap experimented a lot but ended up focusing more on damage based builds and also min maxing/breaking the game. He has probably the record for most nerfs out of any player. Between him and Tubbo it was like the wonkiest DnD party of minmaxing (he is the bane of the Dev's existence. apparently the season 3 pre-season start brief was 80% targeted at him and his abilities to be a menace. Likewise, Tubbo broke the server too)
ohoho my attention is officially caught, i LOVE the idea of classes and abilities for a server like this!! min-maxing is so much fun and like, yeah, of course tubbo was doing that LMAO captainsparklez breaking the game is slightly more surprising (as someone who hasn't watched him in a while) but when i think more about it. yeah. yeah that totally tracks
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cohesively · 3 years
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citizens of snowchester going about their day: oh theres actual real life super buff ex president underscore-beloved again just taking his nuke out for a walk
also citizens of snowchester seeing ranboo hanging around tubbo: oh theres actual real life ex first man ranboo_beloved ready to be swept away by a gust of wind
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candyradium · 3 years
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sometimes you just gotta make a scuffed dnd build for character funsies and aesthetic coolness
#aka: paladin ranger philza has half plate and uses a longbow#because i have seen this man shoot things in minecraft and it scares me#hes primarily fey wanderer ranger w a side of conquest paladin :] i boosted his ranger by so much lol but i love it#also sbi used to be melee+support caster+caster/melee+caster/melee#so the changing of phil from caster/melee to caster/ranged evens it out a bit i think#phil is the ranged attack to techno's melee attack. i love them#also hes protector aasimar which is so fucking fun with wings dude#havent designed phil yet but. i finished tubbo completely and he looks fucking awesome#i did one for ranboo but i really struggled w it and eventually gave up ill work on him after phil#hes so hard!!! why!!! fuck your sorcerer/mystic multiclass I've never played either of those i don't know what his combat looks like#i think he's more ranged so i might buff his dex give him nomadic arrow and get rid of the moderately armoured feat#cause the image that i have in my mind of smp ranboo (full netherite) does not fit this at all lol#mmmmm dex builds my beloved....... making him dex based gives better backups too cause i gave him bestial form cause it claps#meant to write slaps#anyway i was gonna use that for backup attack but its str based and hes not got good strength#so yeah i think im gonna boost his dex and give him a crossbow lol#tubbo is a swarmkeeper ranger/alchemist artificer!!! hes very steampunk and he carries a beehive as his bag of holding i adore him#he uses dual shortswords or one shortsword and a hand crossbow depending on circumstance#(idk i made this build a while ago i just really like crossbow tubbo)#but god. tubbos design is literally perfect i genuinely adore it so much#its my current favourite art piece and recently every new piece has been a new fave so thats saying something#i haven't even rendered it!!! i might just for fun!!! once i finish a few more of the other designs!!!#anyway im going 2 pass out now lol gn
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dreamcatcherrs · 3 years
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when you accidentally hurt yourself; mcyt x reader
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dream:
it doesn't matter how small the wound is, even if it’s a scratch, clay will pick you up and carry you in a princess hold and onto a counter
probably has a whole first aid kit to help fix you up again, and does so with very gentle touches and small kisses
he was born for this moment
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george:
laughs as he helps you onto your feet again, asking you if you're okay so it’s safe to keep laughing
throughout the day, though, he keeps asking you if you're still okay, and trails his fingers over your arm comfortingly whenever he sees you wince from the pain
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sapnap:
cradles your face in his hands, squishing your cheeks together so much that you have to tell him that that’s actually more painful than the injury itself
he cleans up the place where you hurt yourself, kissing it better and then watching your favourite movie together
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badboyhalo:
immediately rushes over to help you, checking every place on your body to make sure you aren't seriously hurt
treats you for an ice cream to make you feel better, and gives you a whole lecture about being more careful
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technoblade:
as he’s helping you with cleaning up your cut, he proceeds to remind you of how ridiculously clumsy you are; “how did you even fall over nothing?”
you pout at him for the rest of the night to get some free cuddles out of him “but I’m hurt, techno :( you have to cuddle me now.”
what can he do but to give in?
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wilbur soot:
“awww baby, what happened?”
coos at you a lot, and even though you barely even scraped your knee, he still acts like this is the worst injury you could ever get
cradles your face a lot, even though that’s far from where you hurt yourself💀
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jschlatt:
when you land face first onto the ground, schlatt can't help but to laugh loudly at you
he comes to help you when you stand up and… actually look hurt. when he sees that, he takes it seriously immediately; “hey… no no, don’t cry.”
wipes your tears away with his thumb and kisses your forehead, but despite being soft in the moment, he definitely laughs about it later
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corpse husband:
“oh no.” he only laughs a little… but then even more when you turn to shoot daggers at him with your eyes
picks you up and sits you on his lap, massaging the place where you hurt yourself since he knew you'd be getting bruises there in no time
offers to buy you your favourite snacks, and honestly, who can turn down that offer?
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karl jacobs:
“AHHH what are you doing y/n?! are you trying to send yourself to the hospital?”
he panics so much, for no reason istg; “karl, I’m fine.” “maybe we should actually go to the hospital. just in case!” “honey, I just slammed the door onto my finger. that's all!”
he doesn't calm down before you're cuddled up in his arms
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skeppy:
nearly catches you before you fall. well… nearly.
“are you okay???”
lets you lean all of your wait on him when you walk home, and will even carry you if he has to
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fundy:
starts peaking frantically in dutch, which really only makes you roll your eyes
“will you stop speaking dutch already, it’s not like I’m dying.”
despite your attitude, he still helps you with checking where you hurt yourself, tenderly pressing onto it
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quackity:
“AHAHAHAH Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
laughs for an eternity while he helps you up, ignoring the way you're looking at him as he goes to check where you hurt yourself
speaks to you in spanish to make you forgive him for laughing, cause he knows you love when he does that
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punz:
sits you down on a chair and pulls one out to sit in front of you, looking all sweet and ready to take care of you...
and then he pulls up your shirt slightly, just to tease you, resulting in you slapping his shoulder, causing him to laugh; “oh, this wasn't where you hurt yourself?”
… you had hurt your leg -_- he knew exactly what he was doing
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awesamdude:
tells you to lean your head back and lay down, while he rushes out to the bathroom to get a roll of toilet paper for your nose bleed
as he stuffs your nose with the toilet paper only moments later, he lectures you not to do that again
“only you could get a nose bleed from opening a pickle jar!”
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slimecicle:
watches as you miserably fail to walk on your foot after falling, and bends down, ready for you to jump onto him
gives you a piggy back ride home with no issue (we all know he’s on his  BUFF SLIMECICLE arc) and gives you a nice foot and leg rub
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eret:
tilts your face up, so he can study your face very closely for any scratches, knowing you'll be a blushing mess from it
manages to hide his smirk a little when telling you that you look fine, letting his hand linger before walking away from you, going back to what he was doing before
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foolish:
“oh my god, baby, are you okay?”
giggles at the whole incident to make you feel less awkward about it, patting your head as he sits you down
gestures for you to give him your hand and rubs smooth circles over your knuckles 
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jack manifold:
pulls you into his arms in a hug, stroking your hair comfortingly and sits you down after you damaged your head
“on the bright side, you won't have any less brain cells than before!”
he ends up getting more hurt than you did once you’re done with him😠
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tommy:
points and laughs at you, and if in public, he pretends like he doesn't know you, doing the “we irritating” move
obviously he comes over to help you once he’s laughed it off, going soft for you when seeing that you're bleeding
“oh nooo, y/n🥺” tells  you to pog through the pain
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tubbo:
uhh I’m pretty sure this man watches grey’s anatomy daily, so he’d be spitting some facts, even unneeded, in your face
oh, you hit your head? he’ll be checking if your pupils are dilated to see if you might have a brain bleed, even though you literally only fell out of bed
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ranboo:
when you slammed your head into the cabinet door when looking for some flour, ranboo quickly comes over to you and coos at you like you're a baby
“ohhh what did you do :(?”
cradles your head in his arms and let’s you rest against his chest for a while to soothe the pain
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thesunicarusfellfor · 3 years
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Hello!! Do you think you could do a part 2 of my request? An maybe a lil bit of angst with fluff where the reader comes to the mansion crying because someone hurt them?( Maybe techno or dream? Possibly jack manifold? 👀) Hopefully that's ok I just love the way you write it's so good plus it makes my day whever I read :D hopefully your day or evening is going good
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imhereforfan-fic : Omg can you do another yandere tubbo x reader x yandere ranboo romantic relationship please? Maybe where they get kidnapped by the dream team? Oh and adding on to my request can it also have some cuddling towards the end haha I’m touch starved and crap lol but can it a full length fic Okay okay okay. So. I'm so damn happy people loved this fic and I got two requests that I can easily add together. I hope neither of you minds too much having your requests mixed together ^^ I deadass wanna cry from how many positive reviews I've received from Too Sweet. ALSO. I'm a little wary of making romantic fics for characters Ranboo and Tubbo so I'm gonna play with the platonic marriage, just making it really fluffy and affectionate. PS: THIS ISNT AS FLUFFY AS I WANTED IT TO BE SOOOO OOOOPS. AAAAND. TOMMY ONLY TOOK ONE OF DREAM'S LIVES IN THE FINAL DISC WAR
LIKELY TO HAVE MANY ERRORS DUE TO BAD WIFI AND LACK OF SLEEP TW: Knives (+injuries that come from knives), kidnapping, taking of canon lives, Dream being power-hungry, minor panic attack, referenced strangulation.
Part One
Too Sweet (For This World) Yandere!C!Ranboo x F!Reader x Yandere!C!Tubbo Part 2
A few months had passed since you had moved into the mansion and some... How ended up involved in Ranboo and Tubbo's marriage, as well as being Michael's mother. At first, you were quite unsure about being a wife or a mother, but you saw how happy you had made the three boys and realized how happy they made you in return. In the beginning, neither of them wanted you leaving the mansion much without either of them, but then Ranboo started to notice small and minor declines in your physical and mental health. This caused him to panic and study your symptoms for a few days straight, to the point where you didn't see him once and you were genuinely scared he had lost his canon lives to the point where you kept checking your right wrist constantly for the message confirming Ranboo's death. But thankfully you never got it. When he had figured out what was causing your health to be less than absolutely perfect, he had spoken to Tubbo about letting you out of your room more often and getting you the sunlight you needed. It took a little bit to convince him, but once the goat hybrid learned that you could, or even would, become a lot sicker, he decided to allow you to go outside without them, as long as you stayed within Snowchester. You met a man the first few days you were out, who wore white glasses with blue and red lenses, and a headset with a mic, although he ran away from you the second you introduced yourself as Ranboo and Tubbo's (platonic) wife. Foolish had quickly become your friend around the same time though, which caused Tubbo and Ranboo to be a little unsure because of how he made you laugh and smile, but they noticed how you always kept him at arm's length with friendship and almost physically. Sure you didn't mind too much when he gave you a friendly side hug or pat on the head etc, but you were never really the one to initiate the contact unless you had to. Thankfully he didn't mind your awkwardness around strangers, trust issues, or lack of social exposure, so Ranboo and Tubbo didn't have to threaten a literal god. After saying goodbye to Michael for the day and putting him down for his nap, you got dressed into something more appropriate for travelling the snowy lands that Tubbo owned. Ranboo had to go to a Syndicate meeting, and Tubbo was working more on some buildings around Snowchester, saying something about prepping things to attack Dream who apparently escaped from prison? Not sure could've been rumoured or could be true? You had no clue honestly. You trusted Ranboo and Tubbo to protect you. The crackling of a few pine branches caused you to lift your eyes from the icy water below to turn your head. Walking out of the bushes were three men and one woman, pushing their way through the branches decorated with freshly fallen snow. One of the men was your crown-wearing platonic husband, although dressed up in an outfit you had never seen before, although not too far off from his normal get-up. Ranboo had a long black cape with golden edges and a high collar, held up together by a golden chain. His vest was now a deep royal purple with an eye of ender pin clasped on his tie, and his pants were half purple half black with golden designs sewn in. Beside him was a short female with shoulder-length pink hair and nicely done dark purple and black makeup. Her outfit consisted of a thick and warm lavender sweater with dark purple pants. On her hip was an enchanted netherite sword with a diamond-encrusted handle. You were quick to recognize her as Niki Nihachu, the baker who had lived in L'Manberg, but you hadn't heard much of her since the Pogtopia war. Off to the side, was a man you recognized easily as you had only seen him a few days ago when Ranboo invited him to see Michael, Philza Minecraft. His outfit wasn't too different from what he used to wear when he was a resident in the country, except for the black and gold cape and a black mask covering the bottom of his face. Then... The sight of the final male was the one to make you visibly react. A tall and buff male with a golden encrusted netherite
chest plate and a velvet red cape with gold accents as well. There was a rather majestic crown on top of his long braided pink hair and his dark eyes were narrowed behind a set of cracked glasses... His gaze pointing directly at you. Technoblade. Giving a shaky gasp, you stood up from your spot on the edge of the dock and turned to face the visitors. "Where's Tubbo," Techno growled softly, watching as you visibly trembled under his gaze. "Techno, mate. You're scarin' the hell outta her." Phil put his hand on his middle son's shoulder before stepping in front of him, blocking him from your gaze. "Hey, (Y/n), can you tell us where Tubbo is? We just have to ask him some things." "I'm here." An almost unfamiliar voice came from beside you before a hand was placed on your shoulder. When you looked over, you saw the goat hybrid with the coldest look you had seen him wear yet. "(Y/n), please, head into the mansion." Without another glance at the piglin hybrid, you quickly scurried towards the wooden mansion, faintly hearing the worried buzzing noises of your enderman husband in the distance before you slammed the large door shut. You almost ran towards your's or Michael's room in the basement, but then realized if any of them saw you heading down there, Michael's safety could be compromised. So, you quietly sat down in the living room and curled up on the couch, trying to keep your breathing stable as you fought to keep your mind off of the fact that the man who had almost killed you was standing a few feet outside the door of your home. You pinched your eyes shut and wrapped your arms around yourself, trying your best to simulate the hugs you would usually receive from your platonic husbands after a nightmare or a panic attack. ".../n)." "../n)!" "...(Y/n)!" With a terrified gasp, you flung your arms above your head to shield yourself from any oncoming attacker but only felt a gentle touch on your knee. It took a few seconds to muster up your courage, but you slowly brought your arms down and opened your eyes to come face to face with Tubbo, who immediately sat beside you and wrapped his arms around your shaking frame. After an hour or so with your face buried into Tubbo's shoulder, you felt another pair of arms wrap around you, causing you to look up and see Ranboo burying his face into your hair, "I'm so sorry... So sorry... I didn't think they would come to Snowchester..." You murmured a small, "it's okay," to him as you sat up a bit to return the hug for a few moments. Tubbo got up, murmuring something about going to get you a snack and a glass of water, knowing you must've been hungry or thirsty from panicking. After a few moments, Ranboo let go of you and briefly explained that Phil had given him some potions to help Michael adapt to the overworld, and he needed to give them to him. He rested his forehead against yours affectionately for a few seconds before turning towards the bookshelf and walking down the set of hidden stairs after opening the secret door. Once he shut it, you shuddered and rubbed your arms to get rid of the cold chill that had suddenly washed over you. Frowning slightly, you looked around for the source of the sudden cold, only to freeze as you saw the door cracked open, allowing the snow and cold wind to slip in. Ranboo wouldn't have left the door open... "Sorry kid." A deep and growly voice came from behind you, causing you to spin around and come face to face with Technoblade. The tall tusked male watched your expression go from confusion to horror in less than seconds, "It's nothing personal. Really. I just got a favour to pay off." A scream of terror escaped your lips before everything went black. "Hey, Michael!" Ranboo crouched down to greet the small zombie piglin child as he held a few potions of varying colours in his long arms, he set them and a thermos filled with a hot drink down on the table. "I got some new drinks for you to try today! Philza made them a little extra sweeter than last time." The small child squealed and made small tippy tap noises with his
hooves against the quartz flooring before he sat on the chair. He watched as his tall father sorted through the bottles carefully before uncorking one of the light red ones. Before he could pick up the small pipette, there was an almost unearthly shriek that came from the top of the stairs. "(Y/n)!" Ranboo screamed, unintentionally startling Michael, but that wasn't his main concern as he sprinted out the door then teleporting up the stairs and pushing the bookshelf door with his sword drawn and gleaming with enchantments. In his peripheral vision, he saw Tubbo dash out of the kitchen with his axe drawn and bloodlust in his eyes. Glancing around, the only thing the two men spotted was moonlight and snow spilling through the open door. Tubbo ran out without a second thought and screamed your name at the top of his lungs as he spun around, searching for any sort of sign that would give away your location. Ranboo decided to start looking around the mansion, even though part of him grasped that you wouldn't have screamed without reason. "She's gone..." Tubbo whispered, standing in the doorway, the moonlight creating a dark shadow over his wide eyes. "Footprints are leading to and away from the house, but they disappear on the docks..." Ranboo stayed still, a violent growling noise bubbling up in his throat before escaping past his lips as both his eyes turned purple. He threw his head back and took a breath to scream all his anger out, but froze upon hearing sad whimpering. He turned his head and saw Michael standing at the top of the hidden stairs, whimpering and shaking quite violently. There was part of Ranboo that refused to move, but his brain seemed to flick onto autopilot as he walked over to the child and picked him up. "Sorry... Michael... Something happened..." "Mama?" "...Mama... Won't be home for a while..." "Wake up!" A voice growled before something sharply came in contact with your cheek, shaking you awake. Your eyes shot open and came into contact with... A smiley face? "Aha... Sleeping Beauty graces us with her gaze. It's about damn time." A harsh grip landed on your jaw, making you realize there was a dull throbbing pain in your head. "Huh... Dre... Dream..?" You whispered, barely recognizing the white mask that helped destroy your home and turn it into nothing but a crater. "W-What?" His mask was lifted up enough to the point where you could see his mouth curved up into a sadistic smile. "You, my darling pawn, are just the piece I needed to make life easier for me... I just need to raise the stakes enough for them to be... Well... Stakes. I'm sure you understand." You went to move your hand to slap the gloved hand away from your face, only to give a small whine of pain as you felt a tight pinching on your wrists, making you realize that they were shackled together and likely chained to a wall. "What are you talking about you psychop- Ah!" He tightened his grip on your face to the point where you knew there would eventually be dark bruising. "I don't think you're in a position to be calling the king any names, pawn." Screams and shrieks of pain bounced off of the blank stone walls as the two people standing outside of the door put their heads down with their eyes closed. "You still sure he's doing the right thing, George? Are you still sure... He's the good guy in this story?" "You know better than to question him, Nick." "Don't call me that."
(Y/n) (L/n) was slain by Dream using Nightmare. Life: 2/3 (Y/n) (L/n) suffocated while trying to fend off Dream. Life: 1/3
"He just took two of an innocent woman's three lives. Just to use her as a hostage to make Tubbo hand over the nukes and to force Ranboo to follow his orders... He's a stranger, George. This isn't Dream anymore... Don't be stupid." Sapnap lowered his right arm that he read the messages off of and looked in the direction of his former best friend. The screams of agony were almost haunting as they echoed through Snowchester as silence fell down upon the entire Dream SMP. Shock slipped through the veins of everyone who read the message that appeared on their right wrists. - "I'm gonna kill him..." "I'm going to activate the nukes..." - "Techno... What did you do." "I owed him a favour. What he does after that is none of my business." - "...Isn't that Tubbo and Ranboo's wife?" "Yeah... She was my friend..." - "Tubbo's definitely not happy about this..." - "Ah... Atta girl..." Dream murmured in a mock soothing voice as he gently dragged his knife threateningly along your cheek. "Y'know... You would look better... With a smile." He leaned closer to you, the drawn-on eyes of his mask staring into your dull and tear-filled eyes as a stinging pain came from the corner of your lips. "Sh, sh, Relax... They're just shallow cuts, they won't even leave a scar. I'm not a monster." Time had passed quickly, but also excruciatingly slowly. You had no clue how long you had been down here, or how long you had been dead in between respawns. Dream just didn't seem to be leaving you alone. "Now..." He flipped the switchblade closed and threw it in his pocket before tremours shook the earth below and around you. "What the fUCK?!" He growled deeply before the door slammed open. "How did they even find this place!?" The door was blown off its hinges with a loud bang, causing Dream to duck out of the way of the flying piece of scrap. Light flooded into the room as you shut your eyes tightly, your ears ringing from the explosion. Once your eyes got a little bit adjusted, you opened them and saw five figures in the newly widened doorway. "Let's just say... It was an anonymous tip." "Sapnap?! You dare betray me?!" The black-haired male fell silent as he turned around and walked out, putting his hand on the shoulder of the tallest silhouette in the doorway as he walked by. Once you got completely used to the new light, you began to recognize the figures. Tommy, Tubbo, Foolish, and Ranboo. Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo immediately ran forward and started a barrage of attacks on the masked psychopath while Foolish ran over and began to work on the chains binding you to the chair. After getting them off of you, he silently picked you up as you turned your head to look at the blond, brunet and monochrome boys. Dream's mask got knocked off and was thrown across the room as he was pinned below a growling Ranboo, whose skin looked almost purely black from your angle. Tommy was off to the side, rummaging through Dream's equipment, he already got his revenge when Dream was put into prison, this was Ranboo and Tubbo's revenge now.
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Dream was slain by Ranboo and Tubbo using Ranord
There was a clattering noise before two sets of footsteps running in your direction. Slowly tilting your head in their direction, you saw Tubbo with dark bags under his eyes and Ranboo with plenty more scars on his cheeks from tears. You were pulled from Foolish's arms and brought down to sitting on Tubbo's and Ranboo's laps, their arms completely wrapped around you. The goat hybrid was nuzzled under your chin while the enderman's face was buried in your hair. "We should have come sooner..." "We shouldn't have even left you alone in the mansion..." "I'm sorry... I should have never left the manor..."
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thebeeduo · 3 years
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Ranboo: Do you want me to just reading random- Do you want me to just- I'm gonna just start texting you
Tubbo: Yeah, just start texting me random input on the space
Ranboo: *texts Tubbo*
Tubbo: "Microwave explode"? Yo, thank you. "This is awesome"? Ok, stop texting me now. You didn't even respond to my message I sent you this morning
Ranboo: That's 'cause I was asleep!
Tubbo: Yeah, but like.. *sigh* Maybe I should just go live on instagram
Ranboo: Eughhh!
Tubbo: What? Is that cringe?
Ranboo: Yes
Tubbo: Maybe I should just go live on TikTok
Ranboo: Ahhh! Ahhh!
Tubbo: Is that cringier? Is that- *laughs*
Ranboo: *laughs* You go "Is that cringe" to Instagram and your next one is TikTok
Tubbo: *laughs*
Ranboo: I can make fun of it 'cause that's where I was born
Tubbo: Pffft!
Ranboo: I was born there/on TikTok [?]
Tubbo: Do you ever look at someone and wonder what's going inside their head?
Ranboo: I was- I was born on TikTok [?]
Tubbo: *starts playing the piano* You gotta remember your roots
Tubbo: I want my grand piano back, electric piano is cringe
Ranboo: *coughs* [unintelligible]
Tubbo: He just- He just decides "Oh I'm going to spit my germs around the room"
Ranboo: Yep!
Tubbo: *giggles* Wow, wow. You're a bad- I suppose you're anti-vax as well while we're at it
Ranboo: I am literally- I am literally vaccinated
Tubbo: I'm not allowed to be vaccinated, leave me alone!
Ranboo: That's just a major L for you then
Tubbo: Ahhhh
Ranboo: You're/Keep on getting coughed on!
Tubbo: *starts to play the piano intensely*
Ranboo: That's what happens when you're not vaccinated, people will come up to you and cough
Tubbo: That is a terrible sentence. I despise everything about that sentence
Ranboo: *laughs*
Tubbo: *plays The Owl House theme song, then switches to City of Stars*
Ranboo: Ughhh
Tubbo: So..
Ranboo: Oh my gosh!
Tubbo: What?
Ranboo: I just found more food to order
Tubbo: Nooo! Oh my god, if I get one more Amazon box arrive at my door and it's like a 25 large sized bars of Rice Krispies treats or fucking those shitty cheese squares that you haven't even eaten I'm gonna lose it
Ranboo: It's ding dongs
Tubbo: What the fuck is a ding dong?! That sounds like slang for a dick! You're literally eating dick!
Ranboo: *laughs* I am not! Jesus Christ
Tubbo: Why!
Ranboo: That is so far from what it is
Tubbo: What is it with all this fucking BS American food! Twinkies? Oh yeah, let me just-
Ranboo: I didn't get those actually. I don't know where those came from
Tubbo: Where did the Twinkies come from!?
Ranboo: I'm gonna be entirely honest..
Tubbo: Where the fuck did they come from!?
Ranboo: ..I have no idea where those came from. I did not order- That is not what I ordered
Tubbo: Look, you've got your-you've got your Cheez-It's and your Twinkies and your fucking ding dongs. I'm gonna f- I'm gonna blow some shit up
Ranboo: Sorry, I'll make sure to order a plain cheese pizza the next time
Tubbo: Honestly, that would be so much- I'm actually- I've been really healthy. So far I've had a fruit pop for breakfast
Ranboo: That's good. I had.. *silence*
Tubbo: You haven't had breakfast yet
Ranboo: I haven't- I haven't eaten yet
Tubbo: You haven't eaten yet today, and your first meal of the day will be Taco Bell
Ranboo: No, it won't!
Tubbo: Will it not? Oh
Ranboo: Why do you think- Taco Bell doesn't even deliver here!
Tubbo: *sighs* Fair enough
Ranboo: Why would it- Why- Mkay..
Tubbo: American
Ranboo: I know that the algorithm on Amazon works too well because it was [unintelligible]
Tubbo: *starts playing City of Stars again* Oh no
Tubbo: City of staaars.. *laughs* That song- It kind of annoys me, I'll be honest
Ranboo: I'm looking at- I'm looking at the, um.. I'm looking at your- the Tubbo space hashtag and someone just sent this, like, chart of, like, eye colour but it is, like, the most low res thing that I have ever seen
Tubbo: But I don't know- I think my eyes change colour depending on what I'm wearing, I'll be honest. Is that weird? Because everyone on twitter asks me "Ah yes what is your eye colour" and I'm like "Uhh how the fuck am I supposed to know" and then
Ranboo: My eye colour is [?]
Tubbo: Then I went through a bunch of like- I went through a bunch of, uh.. like, old photos of me and they just change colour depending on how sunny it is, what I'm wearing.. like.. Yeah, so, I don't know
Ranboo: *laughs*
Tubbo: What?
Ranboo: Nothing
Tubbo: What?
Ranboo: *loudly typing* It's time to listen
Tubbo: Time to listen to what?
Ranboo: To my music, I'm just gonna listen to my music
Tubbo: You're not gonna listen to me? Listen to me. Stop dancing. Knock that off. Yo, keep your clothes on! Woah, why are you so- *laughs* sorry
Ranboo: Why do you do this!
Tubbo: 'Cause it's funny, 'cause there's no video
Ranboo: Why do you- why do you do this
Tubbo: and.. and there's no video
Ranboo: What did I- What did I ever do? Nothing
Tubbo: *laughs*
Tubbo: *reads something about chip shops?*
Tubbo: Why do people keep sending me, like, soviet bunnies as well? I don't wanna see bunnies from soviet Russia. What's with the soviet Russia bunnies?
Tubbo: Thoughts on him? Bill Cypher? Pretty fun loving lad- Why did you just mention me and write "awesome"?
Ranboo: I didn't- No, it's a response to a tweet
Tubbo: Oh
Tubbo: *sees Michael fan art* "Oink! Hello father" Oh, I see
Ranboo: Just buff Michael
Tubbo: Buff- *laughs* He went to prison from lack of parent supervision and he came out buff, oh no! Oh no! *laughs*
Ranboo: What do you mean lack of parent supervision? I'm gonna go brush my teeth
Tubbo: Oh ok.. Bye
[Video cuts directly to when Ranboo comes back]
Tubbo: Hello. You seem hollow. Your mother is here? Wait, I shouldn't have read that out. You just texted me that so I didn't read it- Ok, well.. She's here guys!
Ranboo: Ahhh! Why!
Tubbo: She's here!
Ranboo: There's a reason-
Tubbo: She's here! *laughs* Just thought I'd let you know! *laughs* She's raring to go! That's awfully exciting..
[Video cuts again to the next beeduo clip]
Tubbo: Guys, I want to- How does one get the- What is the max people that have been in a single space, like, ever?
Ranboo: I own the number two spot for that!
Tubbo: Do you? How many was it?
Ranboo: Yeah. It was during MCC, it was 36k I think
Tubbo: 36- guys, can we get 38k please?
Ranboo: *fakes being angry* Can't you let me have anything!? *laughs*
Tubbo: Wh- Ok, Mr. 100k subs, Jesus
Ranboo: I don't- I got that once
Tubbo: Twice
Ranboo: It was six times actually..
Tubbo: SIX TIMES!? Oh my god, ok..
Ranboo: Alright... Goodbye space people!
Tubbo: Bye!
Ranboo: Goodbye!
Tubbo: Bye! Leave
Ranboo: I'm leaving the U.K. actually
Tubbo: He's not
Ranboo: *laughs* I'm not.. Wouldn't that be just terrible?
Tubbo: You just said bye and left..
Ranboo: The whole time everyone thought that I was going in, like, October but then I actually just straight up just leave..
Tubbo: You wanna go home?
Ranboo: ..in the middle of August
Tubbo: You can just leave.. get out!
Ranboo: Ok..
Tubbo: Pffft
Ranboo: Bye!
Tubbo: Bye!
[Video cuts again to the next beeduo clip]
Ranboo: I'm back from the U.S.!
Tubbo: Oh, what did you forget?
Ranboo: My- my beloved locket
Tubbo: *mocks American Accent* and the AirPods *laughs*
Ranboo: Yes
Tubbo: Have you told them what you've called your AirPods? The name of them?
Ranboo: Oh yeah, no, it's because basically, right, if you put a slash and then an asterisk at the end of a word it will bleep it out, so, right, me of course being young I thought that was the funniest thing to have that. So whenever Siri said my name she would just go like "You [beep]" so I thought that was funny. So it's like beeping noise, yeah
Tubbo: Oh, I see. So is that why mine do that as well?
Ranboo: I guess so, yeah
Tubbo: Yeah
Ranboo: Yeah.. yeah..
Tubbo: I see.. So..
Ranboo: I'm gonna go now
Tubbo: Bye, again!
Ranboo: Bye! Back to the U.S. I go!
Tubbo: There's no "E" in Tubbo.. Just throwing it out there..
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mothra-mcyt · 3 years
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☾ MCYT's reaction to you asking them to protect your drink at a party ☽
!Warning meantions of drugs, alcohol and cursing!
》 George 《
I feel like he‘s a lightweight so either he‘s not drinking any alcohol at a party or he gets drunk as fuck
If he‘s really drunk you shouldn‘t trust him with your drink I’m gonna be honest that man won’t be able to concentrate on your drink fro more than 5 seconds
If he‘s sober tho you surely can trust him with your drink
That man has no bad intentions
But if someone is really scary and buff trying to drug your drink he‘s probably not gonna fight them because that man has noodle arms
》 Sapnap 《
He might make some jokes but he definitely wouldn‘t do anything to your drink because this man drinks his respect women juice
I would trust this man with my life he would definitely beat up anyone who wants to fuck with your drink and he would not hold back
This man may look very chill and laid back but if you try to fuck with his friends oh lord
He may be a little bit high tho if there‘s any drugs involved in the party but that won‘t hold him back much
That man will probably look over you and your drink subtly the entire rest of the party just to make sure you‘re really okay
》 Badboyhalo 《
That man is probably the most sober person at a party and the nicest person
Probably as soon as you tell him that you have to leave your drink alone for a few minutes he'll ask if he can watch out that it's safe
I don't know about you but i think that guy can be scary as fuck he knows how to throw knifes i would trust that man with my life even if he doesn't look very scary
When you come back he's gonna tell you that he's happy that you trust him so much to leave your drink with him
》 Awesamdude 《
Another person that's really nice and protective over the people he loves so he's a person you can trust with your drink
He's also tall so he'll probably just intimidate anyone that comes near him when he's holding your drink
He'll also not be annoyed at all when you ask him and react really nicely
"Wha- Oh yeah sure!"
Looks very serious while he's protecting your drink because that man takes his job seriously (cough prison cough) and doesn't want anything happening to you
》 Tommyinnit 《 (platonic)
I have mixed thoughts about him honestly on the one hand he loves women but he's also Tommy
But he wouldn't do anything to your drink for sure
And if you ask him nicely and are friends with him he'll protect your drink for sure and i don't think anyone really would want to come near him
So overall you would be safe with giving him your drink
When you come back he's maybe going to complain that you took too long but he doesn't mean it
》 Tubbo 《 (platonic)
The thing is he definitely wouldn't do anything to your drink we know that like you can trust him
And he's smart so he would notice if someone would want to do something to your drink
But he couldn't hold himself in a fight and we all know that
He'll also be very happy that you trust him with your drink and will do his best to make sure that nothing happens to it
》 Fundy 《
honestly who managed to convince him to go to a party and how did they do it
He's probably keeping to himself so when you asked him he's kinda surprised and confused at first
"What do you mean? You want me to protect your drink? Sure I guess just don't take too long."
While you're away his brain slowly starts to process what you mean and realises why
And that's where he gets protective and makes sure that nothing is going to happen to your drink
》 Wilbur 《
If he's not the one driving he's definitely going to get really drunk but he can still control himself so you're safe with giving him your drink
"Oh you want me to watch over your drink? Sure!"
We know from certain pictures of him that he can look very intimidating and he's 6'5'' (195 cm) tall so no one would be brave enough to go near your drink
Probably while he's watching over your drink he'll tell a person off his hate of anteaters
Imma be honest he was probably making sure that nothing is happening to you the whole time you were at the party
》 Schlatt 《
When you asked him he was pretty confused at first so you had to explain why you need someone to protect your drink to him
You have to do a little bit of convincing him because that man hates responsibility
"Why me?"
But he's not a complete arsehole so he'll probably give in and watch over it for you
And once he watches over it he'll make sure that nothing is going to happen to it
Also seems like the type of guy who would fight someone if they hurt his friends
Overall you can trust him with your drink
》 Technoblade 《
How did this antisocial streamer who never leaves his house end up at a party (probably got forced by sleepy bois jk)
He's probably leaning against a wall or went into some room alone he found and is playing games on his phone so it'll take you some time to find him amongst the people
"Y-You want me to watch over your drink? I mean sure i guess."
Even if he hates human interaction he would probably roast everyone who wants to do something to your drink
"Here your drink. If someone is being a dick tell me and i'll tale care of it."
》 Philza 《
He's the most responsible out of the group so he's a good choice if you need someone to watch over your drink
"Want me to watch over your drink? For sure mate."
That man is taking his job seriously and he'll make sure that nothing happens to your drink
If anyone is making you uncomfortable at the party you can tell him and he'll craft a belt and give the person what they deserve
(Fun fact Phil said on stream that when the normal clubs close he goes to gay bars so maybe you guys will just end up at a gay bar lmao)
》 Ranboo 《 (platonic)
I feel like he's the responsible friend that is also sacred that anyone he doesn't know will talk to him at the party
"Protect your wha- OH yeah sure :)"
All his concentration is now on making sure that nothing is going to happen to your drink
'Watching over someone's drink. I can do this. Please no one talk to me or else i will die from awkwardness. Nothing will happen to this drink and i will make sure of it.'
Honestly no one has the courage to go near him because he's 6'6'' (198 cm)
"Here your drink i made sure nothing happens to it :)"
Honestly he's just happy that you trust him and that he can do something for you
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apollos-boyfriend · 2 years
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im obsessed with your captain of the sky au. its my lifeblood. current background headcanon is that everyone thinks techno is some terrifying supervillain bc hes Big and Intimidating but hes just kinda buff bc hes the only motherfucker on shelf stocking duty at gamestop. tubbo and crumb keep destroying it and this loser is the one who has to keep fixing it. also, i love that cs!ranboo is like “wow i cant believe fundy would date a villain how could he” only to meet tubbo and go “oh shit”
no bc that’s the exact vibes i’m going for with bee duo!!! eventually ranboo will regret ever making fun of fundy. either that or he’ll continue to because he’s a hypocrite (affectionate)
also that’s SUCH a good premise for techno akfjakfk he’s a background character at best so he won’t be showing up much, but i can’t promise he won’t have some avatar cabbage salesman moments with the kids constantly obliterating his shopfront. he is NOT paid enough for this
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pandorasclub · 3 years
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the following dsmp characters [not cc’s] fan designs give me so much gender. also this is mostly about the fanart yall draw of him
Vilbur. specifically for his little gay white tuft of hair. i also like how yall draw his eyes or his stupid trenchcoat. 7/10 bonus point for being tall and lanky and/or constantly smoking a cigarette puts him at 8/10
technoblade. obviously he was going to be here. buff piglin techno? gender. boft piglin techno? gender. buff human techno? gender. that one tumblr sexyman-esque design yall give him w the long pink hair in a ponytail and the little tiara type crown? gender. also love it when u guys give him boob windows. 9/10 for versatility. 
quackity. likes crime and also has that sick eye scar. those of you who give him like a little gambling chip thingy for the fucked up eye? wonderful. those of u who leave it white? wonderful. the idea to give him gold teeth for where the pickaxe fucked him up? absolutely wonderful. gender is only 6/10 tho. loses points for being short [L] and for having plain black hair. also preemptively losing one in case something happens to charlie Slime from The Ground. 5/10
Tuberculosis Underscore. my main man tubbo has the HORNS ! the EARS [those little goat ears] ! the NUKES ! and also i like it when in more recent designs hes given the hair over his eyes. very very gender. 7/10. gets a bonus point for being platonically married in what seems to be the only functioning relationship on the smp. 8/10
while im talking of his platonic husband im so sorry i dont see the deal with ranboo. 3/10 but i like when he gets a tail i think thats a cute design choice
similar to tubbo schlatt has like ... some degree of gender even if i hate to admit it. horns. stubble. hair. wears a suit i think thats funny. 5/10.
dream. i cant justify this one. yall r gonna hate me but prison era dream is a 9/10. its the long hair. any other version is like a 5/10 or a 6/10. i like my gender morally dubious thanks. 
Foolish. 8/10
worthy mentions also go to sapnap bcs sometimes yall draw him cool. bbh bcs yes id love to be a 9ft demon with ominous white eyes. sam designs r so sick sometimes. that is all, feel free to discuss and/or tear me apart for this but just know that im right
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mphelpe · 2 years
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I was doing some anatomy/pose practice and it turned out good so i colored it in
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I nearly made Ranboo a twink but then i remembered that he is canonicaly thicc so... Yeah
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Also obligatory : buff bull Tubbo my beloved i love you so much
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businessbois · 3 years
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You know I was also a fan of batfam, and I was just thinking about it, and the batfam shares a lot of similarities with sbi.
You have Phil and Bruce who, depending on the depiction, fall all over the best parent-worst parent scale. Some people think they’re the world’s best parent who is super attentive to their kids, some people think they’re full on abusive(though most of that end think they’re just neglectful), and still others think they’re bad but trying their best. They’re given the mentor role and all the kids desperately crave their attention. They are commonly depicted as being extremely scary to the outside world, but much softer to their family.
Then you have Wilbur and Dick. The sensitive older brother who basically parents their younger siblings. The one who is good with words and getting people to like them. The one with the strange talent that no one else in the family has (acrobatics and music). Hides their own negative emotions in favor of taking care of others. A leader who’s willing to take on emotional distress for the sake of those they lead. Not super buff, preferring to use more subtle and tricky ways of fighting.
Techno and Jason. The strong tough children who actually have a lot of emotional distress that they don’t know how to express. Doesn’t like to admit it, but is super protective over the people they love. Has a small group of friends who handle things in ways that many people look down on who they trust with their life. People trying to kill them, but they come back through some magical artifact (the Lazarus pools and the totem). Far more violent than most of the family, has less problems with killing others.
Tommy and Damian. Clearly younger than the others. Is secretly super soft and loves animals and their family, but hides it behind an agressive and often violent mask. Bonds with other kids but doesn’t like to say it, but the other kids realize anyway. Has a complicated relationship with their father figure and a very close relationship with one of their older brother figures. (Bonus points to the fact that a lot of people have started to make Tommy biologically related to Phil as a clone created to rival ‘the angel of death’ similarly to how Damian was raised to become greater than Batman)
And then despite not actually being a part of sbi, Tubbo somewhat matches Tim. They’re both the Tech kids who had their own family but got adopted in. They’re both usually described as the logical ones who run on chaotic genius and no sleep.
So I feel like it’s not surprising that fans of one are often fans of the other.
omg yes i want to talk about this all the time!! so i know the batfam personalities change with like every writer and reboot and fanon perception but there are so many good comparisons to be made and i felt so strongly i wrote an au about this. you really said most of what i was thinking about but ill add other little points.
so yes phil and bruce obviously. even like their titles the "angel of death" and "the dark knight" are kinda similar in a way. i dont know if this makes kristin talia or selina but i love it.
wilbur and dick. this feeds my oldest sibling wilbur preference and just fits so well. like, they're both performers, they're closer to tommy/damian, they're extroverted and better with people. i didnt even think about some of the stuff you listed like the leadership and fighting style but you're so right.
techno and jason i feel very strongly about. so yeah the violence is the obvious comparison. there's also like the fondness for literature which is a trait of jason's i hold onto dearly. there's a frame in rhato where jason has the art of war on his bookshelf and that's just perfect honestly. im sure theres something with niki as starfire that could be drawn with her being wilbur friend but then joining techno's group later.
tommy and damian. tubbo's his jon (i almost said colin but i remembered colin doesnt exist anymore) and like henry and batcow? it's perfect. damian was very briefly vegetarian in some iteration and i mean osmp tommy's a vegetarian. i'll take any tiny connections i can make. i literally thought about damian and bruce when the "tommy was made in a lab" theory arose. i have a complicated opinion on damian but to be fair its been awhile since ive been really into dc so if i took a look at him now i feel like my opinion would be better especially with all the connections that can be drawn between him and tommy
you saying tubbo is tim brought me an image of the absolute hilarity of ranboo being stephanie so thanks. the only caveat there is the fact that tim and damian just do not get along. to be fair, none of these guys get along in dc canon, but i chose to ignore that.
but yeah i like didnt think there'd be batman and mcyt crossover with fans, but there is and that's real neat cuz then i get to do little rambles like this with you
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solarsleepless · 3 years
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i love your puffychu content!! they're so overlooked even though they have so much potential! that's why you're my favorite fanfic writer! anyway, do you have any c!puffy headcannons?
Woah! Tis a high honour...
Well, I hyperfixated on Niki and not Puffy, but I can do my best!
c!Puffy Headcanons:
she's adhd because she has those vibes and because i say so
her captain's coat has a weird compass in the pocket that says Ö - Ä - Ü - Ï. she doesn't understand it
she has rings on her ears and fiddles with it
she can eat grass, and also eats tin cans despite not being able to.
she can vibe to just about any song
has a flower behind her ear. it's a pink carnation.
niki has a similar one behind her own
she's buff. fight me on this. buffy forever.
she helps tubbo and ranboo with moving stuff into their new mansion (she was totally not ogling (buff) niki who was also helping them)
she mainly uses a cutlass, also known as a pirate sword, as a weapon.
her eyes occasionally change from natural green to rainbow, but only for a split second. niki is the only one who has noticed this.
her pupils aren't normal pupils, but instead rectangular like sheep ones. the rest of her eyes are human.
before she came to the SMP, she was victim of speciesism (basically fantasy racism imo) and was once locked in a cage with a bunch of sheep to "Be with her own kind" and almost had a breakdown
which is why she panicked so much when she fell into the sheep pen in the smp
she HATES the idea of sheep domestication, but allows a few exceptions (Friend, jeb_, etc)
someone on the smp once said, jokingly, that along with the pirate rings, she should have a sheep tag on her ear, and she immediately drew her sword at the nearest person. later on, she had a breakdown
she has a necklace from niki which is string with iron emblazened with two roses. she looks at it whenever she misses niki. she looks at it a lot.
that's all i've got, i hope i haven't disappointed you!
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