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niannianyabao · 6 months
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So Bride of Re-Animator is kinda hard to find on any streaming service. I snatched a DVD, so I am taking the opportunity to live blog it. For science
HILL’S HEAD IS FLOATING IN THE DARK LIKE THIS IS THE ROCKY FREAKING HORROR SHOW. CLASSY. Clearly a step up from those neon anatomical drawings in the original. Please forget that bit where it was messily crushed to death in the original. Forget a lot of things.
“You killed my girlfriend and now you want to go to a Peruvian warzone? MY MULLET AND I ARE ON BOARD.” 
DAN WE ARE EVEN MORE DIRECTLY BEING FRANKENSTEIN NOW WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND. 
“Let’s go home.” 
Oh no I take it back we’re just going to plain REDO the floating Grey’s Anatomy credits from the first flick. Now with….floaty romantic music? BECAUSE LADIES?
My name is Doctor Daniel Cain, and I cannot maintain proper doctor/patient boundaries. This is my associate Doctor Herbert West, who does not approve of me being in the same breathing space as women. 
AND NOW. Exposition with the obvious greedy bastard and some guy we don’t really care about. 
LOL BODY PARTS KEEP DISAPPEARING FROM OUR MORGUE NBD THOUGH
THAT LAUGH. THAT LAUGH IS A DELIGHT ALWAYS
HERBERT MAKES BAD PUNS. DAD PUNS. THAT IS CANON THANKS TO THIS MOVIE. 
This chest of drawers will SURELY protect us from the undead I’ve been experimenting on next door! I SAW IT IN A ZOMBIE MOVIE, DAN. 
Paper Mache iguana has nothing on hilarious puppet cat.
DAN. DAN LOOK AT MY ARTS AND CRAFTS. DAN. DAN IT’S VERY SCIENCEY. DAN WHY DON’T YOU LOVE MY EYEBALL PET. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE MOVING OUT.
I’m so disappointed I hadn’t seen this before that Steven Universe episode.
HERBERT DON’T BRING UP THE DEAD GIRLFRIEND THAT IS RULE ONE. 
“LOOK I SAVED YOU HER HEART WILL YOU LOVE ME NOW”
Oh wow, Dan and Herbert have a nice lil place. It probably came prefurnished, but I like to think of them arguing over curtains.
There is an eyeball hand skittering around and it looks like a scene from MST3K AND I AM PLEASED. 
How do pacing.
Ohhhhhhhhh doctor dude you can’t play with the green ooze. ONLY WEST CAN PLAY WITH THE GREEN OOZE STOP FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR LIFE
See, now he’s being attacked by wires. 
Dan and Herbert’s brilliant corpse stealing scheme involves Weekend at Bernie’s sunglasses. Of course it does. 
Let’s all have a hilarious comedy of errors about hiding our reanimated body parts! 
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime heaaaaaaad
OH FRANCESCA HONEY. DON’T DO IT. You seem nice, and nobody makes it out of kissing Dan alive. RUN. 
Dean Halsey: the only one who didn’t make it out of this retcon alive
Isn’t a sequel supposed to be LESS ponderous and slow than its predecessor? 
THE DEAD CAN SENSE THE PLOT DEATH ON YOU. RUN.
Can this whole movie just be Dan and Herbert sciencing over low-end practical gore effects? These scenes are fun
Ahhhh, Herbert’s paranoid now about his work being stolen. A shred of character continuity!
Aaww, Herbert’s so cute when he smiles about living, disembodied limbs. Then immediately glares up when he realizes Dan has left him to see this alone. 
Aaaaaaand that’s a foot-hand. Fand.  A walking fand. That’ll…show him?
Oh hey, Dan owns the perfectly white sheets found only in that “Total Eclipse of the Heart” music video!
Herbert no. Do not jealously spy on Dan having sex. That’s weird. That’s not going to help your wooing. Why are you wooing him with corpses.
DON’T KICK HIM WHILE HE’S DOWN, DETECTIVE CREEPO
That is some REAL GOOD SEX if Dan doesn’t hear all this shouting and banging around down in the Lab of Secrets
I mean technically he does a lot of self defensive murdering and using of natural corpses. Cinnamon Herbert 2023?
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF. YOU KNOW WHAT. HERBERT IS MRS. LOVETT AND DAN IS SWEENEY TODD. HOLY SHIT. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. 
Smol scientist gets tossed around a lot in this’n
DAN HE BEATS UP LADIES IT IS TOTALLY OKAY TO KILL HIM AGAIN GO FOR IT
FRANCESCA YOU WERE A DOCTOR IN A WAR ZONE SURELY YOU HAVE BETTER PRESERVATION SKILLS THAN THIS
NO NOT THE DOG. FUCK YOU, MOVIE
“Hey Dan I reanimated your girlfriend’s dog do you love me now? Does this count as a Good?”
“YES I gave him a human hand, what did you not want me to IMPROVE him?”
Whaaaaaaaat do you mean that caused her to leave you well I GUESS THAT MEANS WE CAN GO BACK TO SCIENCING NOW.
Why won’t he talk to me I AM CONFUSE. 
every second of Herbert West, Confused Scientist Courter is gold
“Y’see, terminal patient, I sort of like to think of you as my dead girlfriend. That’s not creepy, is it?”
Oh movie. You had to put literal blood on his hands, didn’t you.
….Have you actually left that room in these several days, doctor whose name I didn’t actually catch?
Remember how Hill could control the dead in the first movie and it made the least sense? WE’RE BRINGING IT BACK WITH LESS SENSE NOW
YES. PUT HIM IN THE TRASH. BUT STOMP ON HIM FOR GOOD MEASURE.
REALLY FURNACE SCHMUCK? Surely West’s GROSSLY RAMPANT MISOGYNY is pretty apparent at this point
AH THERE IS THE GAY I HAVE BEEN MISSING. Sad puppy eyes Herbert. Just wants Dan to SCIENCE with him like they used to.
Herbert this is the worst seduction speech ever. YOU STOLE HIS PILLOW TALK TO USE ON HIM
Well this is officially the best scene. Good job Jeffrey Combs
WHY IS HILL EVEN IN THIS MOVIE
Uh…..yeah Dan. We have rats. just rats. Totally not my experiments
And there’s a thunderstorm. Of course there’s a thunderstorm
“OH MY GOOOOOD HE WANTS TO PARTICIPATE WE ARE GONNA BE SUCH GREAT DADS TO THIS CORPSE.” 
There is a head with bat wings for ears. It is flying around the living room
Just
thought you might all like to know that
Also undead abuse victim is getting her reanimated revenge on undead dickwad cop. So….that subplot happened
All of the budget went into the makeup work on the Bride, didn’t it
I mean it’s a pretty lovely guro design
Dan please don’t try to bone her she was just born what are you doing she doesn’t know what consent is
What is your fascination with the undead old lady, movie
Herbert does not know how to empathy. That is not how you treat the newly sentient
Herbert you wouldn’t have this problem if you didn’t leave so many zombies running around
Whoaaaaaaa Dan has skipped merrily right off the deep end
“MY GOD. THEY’RE USING TOOLS.”
FUCK YEAH COMBS DOING MONOLOGUES
Ah, he’s gone from /I/ created life to OUR girl. And then to “dead tissue.” Whatever will keep Dan on his side, I suppose.
DAN THIS IS NOT HER FAULT WHY ARE YOU BEING A DICK
The recurrence of the spurned lover offering the heart as a gift. Poor Bride. Poor Herbert, even if he’s also a terrible human
Okay now, this is just a poor excuse to have a corpse party
Ooooh, nice decomposition effect
Head. Bat wings.
AND the zombies are poorly lit. Boooo
I believe this is what they call hubris, Herbert
THAT IS THE WORST ENDING. GO BACK AND TRY AGAIN. 
Pacing’s poor, flabbiest 90 minutes I’ve ever seen. But I DID enjoy the bits where Dan and Herbert got to play off each other again (and wow is Herbert the jealous type). Worth watching for that. 
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spitjunki · 3 years
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feelingofcontent · 3 years
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DNP Rewatch: My Secret Files!
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Date video was published: 05/09/2014 (X)
DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 225
Phil had posted a LessAmazingPhil video between his last video and this one, of Dan trying caviar. I think it was filmed at their friends’ (Ian and family) house, who they visited after Phil got back from Florida. Their child drew a portrait of Phil, they played Soul Caliber, and apparently laughed a lot.
Phil using getting a new computer as a video idea, apparently! His old one was really broken.
0:00 - Phil wearing blue is my favorite. He took a nice selfie in this shirt too.
0:02 - he’s so excited but that seems very dangerous for Phil especially to be doing with a brand new computer 😨
0:07 - “it smells so good” ...sure.
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0:14 - I love that he thought he made-up “skink” lol
0:31 - browsing like that just does not look comfortable to me
0:45 - so many random recent photos he’s used on his desktop (also, clearly there was no pre-preparing for this video, right? He always has a folder called “Stuff80″ that he uses... 🤔)
0:47 - he’s had that capybara wallpaper for a long time
1:04 - the fanart of Kath! I love it and that Phil shared it with her.
1:17 - this is slightly horrifying, but what I love more is behind it what he has pulled up is clearly a screenshot he had save of an article talking about Dan and Harry Styles both wearing the same shirt to the Brit awards. 😂
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1:19 - he had just tweeted that pizza tracker recently
1:26 - Phil’s hair is almost mullet-y in that photo 😳 And what an outfit, lol.
1:33 - look at the smirky emo photo, hahaha
1:39 - why does he have such a close-up photo of his eye? Such pretty colors though. And his eyelashes are surprisingly dark for his hair not being that dark naturally.
1:55 - lol at Phil taking that photo to the hair dresser. And yikes at the haircut he ended up with.
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2:20 - that selfie is pretty cursed
2:27 - just why 😂
2:33 - lol at Phil choosing to save that from Tumblr
2:38 - jump-scare of himself. I love it.
2:45 - awwww, all the outtakes from THE PHOTO BOOTH CHALLENGE! 😊
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2:49 - I love that Phil immediately starts laughing so hard at the clip. And then he’s just watching so intently and looking so fond. 🥺
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3:03 - using a webcam as a mirror, hahaha. I am not surprised though, considering things like this.
3:10 - these photo booth photos are old as he keeps scrolling further!
3:13 - that is...a selfie. but what are all those video clips of he and Dan underneath there?!
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3:15 - “birthday list” and “birthday list2″ there, lol. Also wonder what “bad side of town” is. and “canary woof.” Guessing “challenges” was either for the radio show or video ideas.
3:20 - lmao “don’t trust cats” and “cat movie” very important to save, apparently
3:32 - so much fringe checking. That’s an outtake from Dyeing My Hair Blue!
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3:34 - and from One Direction Animal Impressions!
3:41 - and from when they were in Scotland with Radio 1 when they also filmed Innuendo Bingo. Love him just giggling at Dan.
3:53 - what IS this Phil?! ahahahaha 😂
4:08 - that amount of unread email is horrifying to me
4:11 - brave clicking on an unknown draw-Phil-naked from 2012
4:24 - what is “disco glam”? terrifying, clearly.
4:32 - love a look at Phil’s channel from this time. He’s not yet to 2 million subscribers. And he’s all caught up on watching Dan’s videos. The “Phil is not on fire!”, “Awkward childhood stories”, and “Old School Phil” playlists are still ones that he has on his channel.
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This is a cute video. Love the look into Phil’s (lack of?) file organization, lol, and the behind-the-scenes of some of the photos and videos.
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ryemjay · 6 years
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I attend Gay Club every Friday, so have prompts based on the events there
ALL THE NAMES IN HERE ARE FAKE
Kane (18) - hard core heavy metal blonde mullet dad friend. Gay. Doesn’t actually know how to be a dad.
Lucy (18) - Don’t know what pronouns they use. Listens to hard core rock and does high key sexual dancing. Makes their own wacko clothing.
Little Timmy (13) - Small awkward gay. Gender-fluid pansexual. One of the only ones who is actually in a relationship but the youngest one here.
Gabe (13) - Chaotic gay. Talks about prostitution. Only 13 but has already sucked a dick. Illegally drinks alcohol. Cries about Doki Doki. Big gay crush on Little Timmy.
Alya (17)- Gentle and caring. Does not tolerate K-Pop because her girlfriend is obsessed. 
Charlotte (18) - P!ATD and BTS faves. Really great singer. Vodka aunt. Artist. 
Corbin (18) - Loves Dan and Phil. God tier gay.
George - Quiet. I don’t know anything about him. 
Big Timmy. Bigender. Anxious gay. Loves musicals. Little Timmy’s older sibling.
Gary (idk) - Teacher. Brings us food and gossip.
Amber (18) - Alya’s girlfriend. Learning Korean, loves BTS and Twice. 
Brianna (15)- Hardcore lesbian. Mom friend. Adopted me when she found out how young I was. If you don’t dance and become antisocial she starts making you dance.
Myself (14) - Asexual Gender-fluid Bi-romantic. Draws Anime and BTS reaction memes on the white board. Writes shitty meme quotes in cursive on the white board.
Now on to actual prompts!
Kane found out I had a concussion and became a panicked dad. 
“I’m going to need you to sit over there away from the speakers and Lucy is going to play Avril Lavigne instead of her heavy rock music, rIGHT LUCY?!?!?! WHERE TF IS THE MEDICAL MANUAL!?!?!?” 
Gabe once opened the wrong end of the white board marker and it spilled red ink on his school shirt.
One Gabe said “I can thmell penithith far off in the landth.” and I wrote it in cursive on the board and addressed it “Gabe ______, professional dick sucker”
I wasn’t socially interacting so Brianna grabbed me and started ballroom dancing with me
I made a scissor stack tower once
We ship those kids in my squad S and R (see last post)
We scream along to the entire Hamilton soundtrack
I once brought two of my straight alliance friends into Gay Club and they spent the whole time huddled in one corner. 
We dance to “Sk8er Boy” on the desks 
Gary brings trashy food and we cherish his existence every time he does
Gabe and I gush over K-Pop boys
Me: “I love them! I want to give them all big squishy hugs!” 
Gabe: “Okay but can the one in the police outfit actually cuff me and be my sugar daddy jfc.” 
Me: “They said ‘Are you a BTS member?’ and I knew it. They’d discovered my secret--”
Gary: “It is not a secret you are literally so open about it though.” 
“No the secret that I’m a BTS member.” 
“Oh”
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gothogami · 7 years
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Uh,, well I'm a cis bi girl, I'm 14 and super short (4'5) I weigh 80 pounds, I have brown eyes and hair. My hair is short but long enough that if I dont cut it soon it will grow into a mullet, and my fringe is kinda like Dan's straightened hair. I am also like a golden tan. I love drawing and listening to music, my perfect date would be a night chillin in my bedroom playing some video games and then making a fort. I like memes a lot and I love the lgbt sectio of Netflix,,
aaaaa yess i would totally date you!!!
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