“I’m grateful for any stories you have,” Ramu says, but there’s an undercurrent in his voice still.
“All the same,” says Greg, who is an expert in undercurrent, “I have many stories, and I don’t mind switching topics. Would you like to hear about the people of Gyuva, then? Not the heroes, but the people the guild protects.”
“That sounds nice,” the child says, and Ramu agrees. “But don’t you have other things to be doing than talking to us?”
“This is not the only thing I could do, but I wanted to come spend time with you. I needed a break from my guild responsibilities, anyway. I get overwhelmed if I don’t take a vacation every few decades. And what better way to spend a vacation than storytelling?”
I know what you're thinking but no, I don't hate him. In fact it's actually the opposite. I love greg so much he literally feels like my son I love him a lot and I want to make him breakfast and take him to school each morning. HOWEVER, I also wanna dismember him. I have this thing where i I something cute and my reaction is basically just "Awww! It's so cute!!!!>w< >:D"
"kill it."
And for some reason I find greg so cute that not only do I want to kill him but I wanna torture him. I wanna rip off his skin and pour salt on it. I want to make him drink sulfuric acid. I want to pour boiling hot water on his face and rip out his eyeballs. If greg was real, I wouldn't do that. I would never! But he's not real so yeah, sorry greg💔💔💔💔💔
Pure bred dogs r awesome and great but truly nothing makes me happier than someone going to the shelter and getting the most pathetic generic mutt they can find and loving that dog like it is a 10,000$ national show champion