i? love? this? man?
i’d do anything for him actually. suddenly women have no rights and i’m the house cooking, cleaning, all of it - for him.
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The reason I pretended to be the mastermind...
....WAS TO END THIS BORING KILLING GAME!
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“hmmm no i think i need another one” eddie mockingly pouts. it’s been a full hour of this- eddie trying to keep you from leaving the trailer by demanding you give him kisses because apparently you had “neglected him of kisses” up until now, or at least that’s what he said. you couldn’t say no to him, not when he looked at you with those big, brown eyes that pissed you off because how dare he look so cute all the time?
anyways, you end up giving him another kiss- by which you ended it with a mumbled “okay now cut it out, ‘m serious” but you weren’t actually serious, both of you knew that but didn’t dare utter a word.
“but you love me, right? so you’re gonna stay here, right?” he whines, still caging you whilst the both you lay on his bed. you giggle, and he nuzzles against the crook of your neck- his nose dragging up and down as his lips follow, pressing small kisses in attempt to persuade you.
you sigh softly, hands moving up to his hair to comb your fingers through it. smiling, even though he can’t see it, when you coax a satisfied groan out of him for it. you’d abandoned the idea of leaving when he asked for a kiss the first time, and yeah maybe you should tell him that but it’s cute when he gets all sappy and whiny like this- not that he’d ever admit to it though.
after a few minutes of him complaining dramatically about how ‘you’re leaving him all alone’ and that ‘he’s going to perish from heartbreak as he watches the love of his life leave him’- you “give in” with a exasperated sigh, giggling once he gives you a theatrical gasp
“what gift my princess has bestowed upon me! how may i demonstrate how oh so grateful i am?” he booms, and you’re sure that anyone in a 100 meter radius can hear him. you snicker in response, rolling your eyes playfully before you tut, pretending to think deeply.
“ummmm how ‘bout that thing you did yesterday night? y’know, the one with the tongue? need to see if i like it or not just to make sure” you lilt, causing eddie’s brows to shot up only for a second before the most devious smirk etches itself on his lips.
“ah yes, purely to make sure” he mocks “whatever my lady wants, she gets” he adds slyly, kissing you to drown out your laugh.
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Travolta: ti togli le scarpe? davanti a me??
Russel crowe: Fuck it we ball. fuck it we ball.
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pov: price sends u a selfie while he’s away hours after u begged him to and he didn’t see the point since u had photos on ur phone together but he cannot say no to you<3333
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shoutout to me for this discord profile 🤞
i’m super proud of how it looks and my friends (who don’t even know what orv is) say it looks so cool :D
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