#i love him and his lil noises :(

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

yan!gojo is in the works hehehe >:33

#the only yan!character i will ever write for 🔥🔥 #he’s a lovely lovely man his moral compass is just a tinyyy bit skewed ok . i could fix him #this was just the bout of inspo i needed hehe if nobody got me i know alexis got me #i dont think ill be able to finish the kenny fic this week so maybe ill post this instead 👀👀 #i dont dabble in darker content v often at all so im a lil nervous to post it 👉👈 but !! im happy w how its looking so far :33 #just a fun lil writing exercise (but i am also extremely abnormal abt him) #ari noises ✩

[d0rky-0utfits]

I love him I owe him everything

Behold my Mario kart main

#ratposting #he's so sillay i love him #and his silly lil noises

[horizonmlm]

Gonna be completely honest I do not like the new BMTH x Corpse song I’m sorry….😭

Now the new BMTH x Lil Uzi Vert song however…..🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

#(no but I don’t like corpse just in general sorry I’m tired of pretending taht he’s ok) #(he has done nothing wrong his voice is just a horrible noise to my ears and hearing him makes me sick to my stomach I’m sorry) #(it’s so cringe……and the lyrics just….eh….) #(I appreciate the sentiment bc ya I get it I’m ND I know what it’s like but I just…do not like it) #(BUT WEREWOLF!!!!! 🥰🥰😍😍🩷🩷💖💖💞💜🤝💕💝😖😖🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍😍😍‼️‼️‼️) #bring me the horizon #bmth #its loving bmth hours #lil uzi vert

[cowboykakashi]

may i see more of hubert?

YES

#ISNT HE SILLY LOOK AT HIS GOOFY LIL ASS #that toy makes a crinkle noise and it always makes me think he’s getting into something so I start yelling at him n then I’m like #oh oops my bad you can play w that lol love u baby boy #Hubert #asks #casandraelf #cat #cute cat #tuxedo cat #eh whatever

[archersgaymerblog]

I'm replaying pla ONCE AGAIN and. god i love the moment before you fight avalugg where fucking volo's like. "🥺🥺🥺 PLEEEAAASSSEEEEE let me gossip PLEASEEE i'm begging you. please let me speak. WHY WOULD YOU SAY NO D': WELL i'll tell you anyway :)" he's so pathetic and needy i love him

#my dumb textposts #volo #HE'S SO.... *squeezes him until he makes a squeaky noise* #it's ok bby i do wanna listen to ur gossip. i just also love seeing you frustrated n flustered AHJDFHAJK #there are people who take that moment. VERY seriously. as like a violation of the players boundaries but like. #i Do Not think it's that deep at that moment hfdsjakhjk i think he just really wants to talk about what he's learned. #and like. what he says afterwards seems to come from a place of worry. like 'hey avalugg is huge and dangerous. are you Sure?? about this?' #like i get certain interpretations of volo's dialogue considering his role postgame. but also i think he's just a silly lil guy hfdjkah #he tries SO HARD at the end to be evil but i still think he's just very needy and traumatized. and most of all pathetic. so important. #this might also just me being a gay man into walking red flags tho HFSJKADHJKDFHJKAH

[strafepanzer]

Anything? 👀

I AM ON MY KNEES!! THEYRE BLEEDING AND FULL OF GRAVEL FOR THIS MAN!!

#i mean LOOOOOOK at him #im gonna faint #im crying sobbing #losing my marbles #hes so BROAD AND PRETTY AND TALL AND UGHHHHHHHHH #you know that hes fucking weird and that tickles my goddamn pickle #ty for this kitty i am about to go to bed and dream of somthing unclean #panzer.asks #HIS LIL SMILE IM GONNA THROW CERAMIC DISHESSSSS #BREAKING SHIT TO MAKE NOISE AND GET HIS ATTENTIONNNNNN #LOVE ME KING!! WE ARE SO ASTROLOGICALLY COMPATIBLE IT MAKES ME SICCKKKKKK #SCREAMS AND DIES

[chaotictomtom]

NICE ONE BRUVA!!!!!!

human traffic (1999)

#tomtoms_art #my beloveds #jip and koop why won't you kiss #watched this for the first time and a bunch of time back in middle school but in the french dub #i love it very dearly i love john simm's silly lil french dub #also. moff's french dub is. that dude who dubbed cartman in sp + sam in lotr. #there's a banger out there sampling a part of the movie but in the french dub and it slaps so hard </3 #enough talking abt french dub #johnsimm my little meow meow #squeezes him and he makes a dog toy noise #i loooove his performances #don't let me get started on life on mars uk i wi #will be very annoying #i had absolutely no one to talk to d #for years. so whover will be the victim of my info dump im sooooo so sorry

[arcadequeerz]

Tempted to make a sona based off of this lil Guy,

#Cade.Txts #like this is simply just me. #i'm a silly lil guy. funnie fella. #not related had a dream this morning and was bad. bout my dad. #wasn't anything over the top i was just back in the hospital- in the icu- only noise was the things #he was hooked up to and the ventilator. i just stared at him. no one else was thre. #was bad. bigfoot came over and laid with me though n let me hide my face in his fur- sweet boy #smushed his head into my arm and was purring super loud. i love my sweet boy so mch. dont know how #he knows when im upset but i appreciate it so much #ANYWAYS. today i'll b getting my laptop taken in somewhere- hopefully- #so if im not here that is why! hopefilly it can be fixed and wont cost so much.

[greatshell-rider]

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#BIG fan when there are a multitude of lil firebreathing guys running about #who're here to cause problems and eat people #fuck 'em up kiddos!! #happy hatchday :') #(this is about lovm s2e12 and that very nice egg crack noise as the screen went black :3) #BEGGING THE QUESTION. thordak beloved where did you get those eggs #don't give me magic shit i wanna know who you fucked. who's the lucky other parent #@ matthew mercer give me the dragon biology loreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #it's only been a couple weeks since what's its name was taken over! my guy's been busy! unless he was already working on this in fire realm #thordak is just a loving working single parent he's doing his damn best to raise up his children in a world so opposed to dragons taking ove #over and hording all the gold on the planet SMH #it is amusing to me tho how he's been sending his pals all over to do his little tasks for him while HE sits in his nest and broods his kids #is vox machina really just gonna march in here and kill a bunch of newborns smhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh give them lil forehead kisses #it'll all work out :)

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Hello helloo—I kinda stalked your Kenjaku posts a lil bit (I read all of them) & you just get him. They’re so fun to read

Like, I never thought I needed to go on a road trip with Kenjaku, & now I do. My eyes have been opened

With that being said, I gotta know: do you think Kenjaku would have a podcast?

HI HELLOOOOO <3333333 i’m so excited to talk to another kenny stan i’m jumping up and down with joy a bit. I LOVE YOUR ART. thank you sm for your service to kenny nation 🫂🫂🫂 AND AAAA i’m so glad my kenny stuff has your approval!!!! 😭😭 he’s such a wildcard that it’s kinda hard to characterize him sometimes pjskdb … but i Adore thinking abt him. our silly little mad scientist….. he really would be the most fun to go on a roadtrip with but 😭😭😭 it’s gonna be chaotic one way or another. more memories i guess!!!

now. for your question. he would ABSOLUTELY have a podcast you’re an actual genius???? that’s so fucking funny?????? he would do it just for the lols but he actually grows to really like it . because it gives him the opportunity to yap and yap and yap as much as he wants. his podcast has absolutely no sense of consistency tho…. one episode is just him reading a book, the next is him morbidly describing how a vivisection goes . he’s insane in the head. regularly brings guests along and they Always make it even more chaotic ? somehow ??? the episodes with mahito are always the freakiest, the ones with hanami are gibberish to any listeners, the ones with jogo always end with the pod abruptly stopping (he got mad and burned the equipment)… one time yuki joins in and it’s just them having a very intense scientific debate for five hours. same with tengen but a lot more homoerotic tension. takaba joins a couple times and makes kenny do comedy skits w him :33 etcetcetc.

basically !!! his podcast is a mess. and he loves it. i also think he’d be fairly popular bc 1) he has a gorgeous gorgeous voice 2) the chaos is entertaining!! his most loyal listeners affectionately call him ”ken-chan” <333 he hates it i think.

#I LOVEEEEE THIS CONCEPT tysm for asking 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i love this freak… i do…….. #i would listen to his pod every week #can you imagine him reading you a book….. with that smooth honeyed voice…… occasionally commenting on it <3333 #makes a pleased little noise in the back of his throat when he finds a quote he likes :3 when he isn’t enjoying himself he does a lil sigh #sobssss he’s so cute #ty odi for indulging me i love our little freak :’3 #ask tag ✩ #kenny !! ✩ #odi !! ✩

[orcelito]

Fang has money now and decided to spend some money so i was looking at the shopping list trying to find anything an impulsive wolf boy who now has 360 gold would like to buy 

Ball Bearings. Disguise Kit. Mirror. 

and FLUTE

Fang laid eyes on a flute and impulsively decided he wants to learn how to play one. 0 musical experience, 0 musical instruction. he’s just gonna take this flute & try to play it. & tbh he’s valid for it

#speculation nation #listen it was just 2 gold it's worth making a dumb purchase of smth he'll probably be shitty at #he loves shiny things he loves cool things that catch his attention #he laid eyes on that flute and his lil pea brain was just like 'I Like Music. I Like Flutes. I Want It.' #hes playing catch up with Hobbies. learning how to cook (he's bad at it). learning how to read (he's also bad at that). #he's living his life gratefully being bad at things bc he's got the chance to try things out for himself #yes he's bad at his hobbies! no he doesnt care! bc he loves Doing Things & being bad at it isn't the point #the point is Experiencing Life. and God Damn he's decided he's going to Experience Life by making Noise #he's had a bell this whole time lmao and now. he has a flute. Good For Him. #fang

[dragon-huntress]

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#a question for the ladies gaydies and gentlethems #how the FUCK do you deal w your partner sleeping on your chest #woke up this morning to my babe sleeping in my arms w his lil face nuzzled all close #and he nuzzled closer????? made the cutest lol noise??? #face so kissed so immediately #I think he was kinda awake so I don’t think I woke him up but like #physically felt incapable of not doing that #he cuddles into me and it’s just impossible to not shower them w kisses I’m sorry #could be he was gone for two and a half weeks and just got back the other day #but y’all I am so… enamored. #so smitten. down absolute baddest #i have never really been one of those ‘my man my man my man’ girlies but I fuckin am now!!! #times have changed babes. partner has changed. outlook on love and life has changed #I had given up on like getting married and being loved the way I loved and it’s like he’s breathed life back into me #aaaaaaa love my partner more than literally anything #anyway rant over for now I just had to get that out carry on #if anyone read this far uhhhh I’m sorry I’m deep in cornball behavior #***cutest lil noise I hate autocorrect my partner did not in fact lol

[rowarn]

wet&messy, afab!reader, no prns, just my brain worms dancing as usual, simon is obsessed with ur pleasure bc i SAID so, idk what this is its not normal grinding but.....just a lil treat from the depths of my brain <3

soft devoted simon who is addicted to your pleasure. everything he does is to get u off. he literally thinks about making u cum while he eats sleeps and dreams. its his hobby tbh

he loves loves loves slow, deep, sloppy sex. he loves having you spread and pinned beneath him — he's so much bigger than u so he can manhandle u and move you however he pleases bc he knows exactly what u need before u even know urself.

in particular, his favorite thing to do is have u pinned open your knees against his ribs and his body draped over yours. either holding himself up by his elbow above your head or his arms on either side of your head. he's got his knees slid underneath your thighs, making sure his hips are flush against yours.

you can't even break eye contact, he wont let you. all you can do is whine and squeal as he makes you take it nice and deep. his body covers yours; his scenes overwhelms you his body heat makes you sweat from just how warm the man is.

then he starts with the grinding — the slow, deep grinding of his hips that makes his cock stir inside you. there's gooey, sticky wet noises from between your thighs when he does it. he makes sure he slides over your clit in this position too.

you can't do anything but twitch and drool as he does it. and he'll do it until you cum all over him he doesn't care how long it takes.

sometimes he milks multiple orgasms out of you this way. it practically melts your brain with how he touches every single sweet little spot inside of you without ever thrusting — just that godforsaken grinding.

you don't know what to do with yourself. he's so deep. you're so wet. it's messy and loud. you scramble to hold whatever part of him you can; scratch his back, tug his hair, slap the bed beneath you. doesn't matter because you won't be getting out from under him or getting a chance to breathe until you cum.

and god, he's so deep. he's so fucking deep!

you're creaming all over him, the base of his cock covered in a thick, milky ring that just about drives him over the edge with you when you squeeze around him like a perfect little vice.

he's whispering praise and sweet little compliments about how lovely you look cumming and how good you make him feel.

it's almost crazy how selfless he is with making you feel good. he doesn't even care if you're too fucked out and tired to do anymore. doesn't even care to get off himself. all he thinks about all day is grinding into you until you gush a sweet little mess all over him without him even breaking a sweat.

ur so sweet and pliant for him and he loves it. loves u!!! adores u!!!

will go to sleep happily with a hard cock as long as u are satisfied.

but if u tell him what you want is for him to fill u up nice and full...well....he'll do anything to please his baby!!! <3

#simon ghost riley smut #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #ghost smut #ghost x reader #cod x reader #cod smut #simon ghost riley

[attachablepenis]

im taking care of my parents dog and my cat hates him and wont cuddle me bc the dog HAS to be in the bed w me and the dog is moping bc im not his person and also my clean blankeys smell like dog

#do ppl like dog smell?? #even clean dogs arent that great #but like i love the way my cat smells #n e way the dog is a funny lil old man who requires you to pick him up and gently deposit him on the ground #SUPER strange taking care of a dog when youre use to cats #he also eats food like that vaccuum thing on the tellytubbies so you have to carefully portion all his meals #meanwhile my cat just wants her bowl filled all day and shes happy #dogs are so STRANGE they dont PURR how do i know if theyre happy???? #they dont make lil mew mew meow noises to let me know they want something!! #this dude just GRUNTS #????? #any dog advjce be appreciated #penis speaks

[unknownmads]

PRISON TOJII (he’s so addictive🤭) if he’s so bad then why does he look so good? like that’s literally my baby daddy y’all✊🏼😍 i wrote this kinda quick sorry i’ve been so busy y’all

“hey doll it’s good to finally meet you.”

the words rang through your eyes having this be the first time you heard his voice, it was deep and rough his ton was teasing you quietly.

Prison Toji who’s eyes track as you reach into your bag grabbing a small notebook and pen. Opening the notebook revealed a page already full of questions you were waiting to ask him. oh how cute you are thinking about him so much just so excited. he’s pulled out of his trance when you finally speak.

“hi toji, i great to finally meet you too” your voice soft at first from your original anxiety about the situation. i mean your just here to meet him for your class nothing more. right? i mean you wouldn’t be here because you love reading his letters telling you how pretty you are. how he wished he could take you out properly. Shamelessly telling you how hard he got to your pictures. but he was just flirting he’s a man in a prison it’s what happens.

Prison toji who finally speaks next the seconds feeling like eternity for him. He doesn’t want to have to sit across a table from you he want you in his lap sitting pretty just how you are now.

“That’s a lot of writing in your lil notebook doll, you been thinkin of me?” this time his tone laced with teasing and smirk displayed on his lips. it draws attention to his scar, you had never asked about it not wanting to push things you shouldn’t.

“where’d you get that scar?” pointing to your own lip as you looked up at him. a small chuckle escapes him surprised at your bluntness.

“well you’re quick to the questions today. you wanna get a closer look at it?” the gawking look one your face giving you away. and with a quick nod you were leaning across the table to get a closer look as he did the same to help you.

Prison Toji who stops you with a noise when your hand reaches up to touch his lip where the scar is

“shit sorry” quietly escapes you as you looked away for a second toji takes this as an opportunity

“you’re okay sweetheart just gonna get us in some trouble if you do that.” his lips next to your ear as his breath brushing against your ear “can’t control myself with a pretty thing like you.”

Prison Toji whose pants grow so much tighter when he sees how flustered you get from such a simple comment. You turn back to face him, his eyes instantly meeting yours challenging you telling you to do it, see how far it goes, see how bad he possibly he, and just like a moth to a flame you do just that. your hand grazing where his scar is going to cup his face, it was all so fast you could barely process it. he forced himself forward slamming his lips to yours. shock took you first then you eased into the kiss and began kissing back. and then you remembered HES A PRISONER AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR SCHOOL.

Prison toji whose ready to snap his cuffs when you pull away. leaning into you as much as he could almost whining when your gone. he sees you shocked and guilt ridden with your finger touching your lips

“whats wrong doll didn’t like it? give me another chance to try again” his body fully leaning to you practically half way over the table.

“im sorry we shouldn’t hav- it wasn’t bad- just we can’t Toji.” your thoughts swirling the world is spinning. Could you get kick out of school? what if someone saw? are there cameras in here? why do i still want to? it’s wrong.

“It’s fine sweetheart no one will know, just you and me i know you want more from the look on your face and the way your sqeezin your thighs. don’t even try to deny it.”

Caught. like the moth to a flame, fly in a trap, he’s got you.

Prison toji whose cock jumps when you slide out of your seat and approach him looking to make sure the guards weren’t watching. unknowing to the fact that tojo already blackmailed both of them to let him have all the privacy he needed with you. the look in your eyes as you approached was pure lust and need for him.

“your sure we’ll be fine right?” you say as you lean down towards him

“im positive doll i made sure of it.”

Prison Toji who finally snaps his cuffs unable to take anymore. grabbing your hips and pulling you into his lap his face clashing with your the kiss is sloppy and full of need. a small sound escaping as he deepens the kiss.

“i’ve been dreaming of this.”

TAGS: @altgojo @nanmiik @kouyoumarryme @imaslothandsowhat @dragonmaiden79 @sircatchungus

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