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emmythespacecowgirl · 1 year

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hello! if you do not mind, may i request a band of brothers ship?

i am very introverted and shy. i am a very quiet person and i often do not feel safe around people i do not know because of my past trauma and anxiety. i might look like a cold person to some who do not know me. but once i meet someone who makes me feel safe, i tend to talk a lot.

i am a very emotional and sensitive person and i care a lot, sometimes to a fault.

i get excited and find joy and beauty in the littlest things. i love kids and animals. i am a complete homebody but i love going on adventures and doing different things. i like hiking and spending time in nature. i want to learn horseback riding someday and maybe try skydiving.

i have a lot of hobbies. i like to write stories, ballet, baking, archery and playing a couple of instruments. i am obsessed with space, science and history. i also like to read a lot and i spend too much time researching random things so i have a lot of random knowledge about things.

i want to be an astronaut in my next life.

i am a very loyal person but once you hurt me deeply, i take a step back and i become quiet. or i disappear from your life altogether. i am learning to communicate my feelings more with the people i am really close to and trust. i tend to feel like my feelings don't matter but they do.

i just graduated nursing school and i am very nervous about my first job 😭

i also need to be well dressed when i am around people. cookies are my most favorite food and i absolutely despite bugs.

if you took the time to reply to this, thank you so much!!! 🥰

ok ok ok i had to do a double take bc i thought that i wrote this for a sec haha srsly tho we sound a lot alike!!

I ship you with:

Dick Winters from Band of Brothers!

ship theme song: Warm Foothills by Alt-J

an emotionally intelligent KING right here!

honey, this man is perfect for you!

he will stop at nothing to make sure that you're safe, protected, and full of cookies :)

ugh imagine it: you go horseback riding on your first date!

damn i'm so jealous

i think at first, most of Dick's friends would be like

"ayo she's so quiet"

but Dick would be like "ayo shut your faces respectfully, she's so interesting tho so i gotta know more"

and being the emotionally/interpersonally intelligent guy that he is

he'll find some way to your heart :)

and over time, he'll softly get you to open up to him

Dick adores your caring and sensitive side

also your ability to find beauty in anything

it's what gets him through the war

he's so glad that a person like you exists in the world

eventually he figures out the root cause of why you might be labelled as shy or quiet

Dick has seen firsthand what ptsd and anxiety does to people during wartime

and it breaks his heart that you deal with it as well

but he also thinks that you're the most strong and resilient person he's ever met

this man is super protective of you

he would never dare to shake your loyalty in him

and Dick is very loyal in return

if he's away from you for any length of time he will definitely plan a phone call to hear your sweet voice

or write you the most sappy sweet love letters

srsly i'm gonna cry

Dick also loves kids and animals!

it's why you two definitely own a big farm after the war

lots of horses, cows, goats...

i can assure you that if/when you decide to have kids together, he will be just as protective of them as he is of you <3

while you're stationed together in Austria you definitely go on some breathtaking hikes together

he thinks you're so dang talented, too!

he loves when you're playing your instrument

and you think nobody's listening

but he is

he loves that

he's kept the tiny little stories you wrote him for birthdays or holidays

they're kept in his upper left hand desk drawer ;)

it's on his bucket list to take you to the Smithsonian Air & Space museum one day

he thinks it would be so cute to see you staring up at all the planes in total wonder

when he has a spare minute Dick also loves to read as well :)

Dick totally thinks you could become an astronaut!

he agrees to take care of the kids and feed the dog while you circle the moon a couple times ;)

but seeing you work as a nurse during the war, Dick knows that you are totally competent

and the care that you give to your patients makes him so happy

the first time he sees you out of uniform, he was like

"dang! this girl sure knows how to dress! i like that ;)"

pro tip, Dick's favorite cookie is a chocolate chip cookie so please remember that ;)

#enjoy #my work #ships #the pacific ships #bob ships #dick winters

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messedupessy · 4 years

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HERE HE IS MR GORE HIMSELF (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ❤

Holy sheit this goat man took way longer than I had planned, but shit am I proud af of myself for drawing and finishing him like srsly look at him grnekjgnkej xD

I am so proud of his design, his armour is very influenced by The Iron Bull from Dragon Age Inquisition, because this guy needed a tiddy window ok. His hair is black but it is blue so u can see the small details of it because I did not spend like over an hour drawing it all for it not to be visible! I’m just mgejkgkje so happy how he turned out so proud of myself, drawing them goats are always such a pain after all, and yes you get a nekkid version bc srsly I worked hard on that flipping body hair! xD

Ok here is some personality stuff for him yes, putting it under a cut UwU ❤

Got a pretty dark and twisted sense of humor, is extremely deadpan with his jokes and no one is ever sure if he means them or not, he often do say it was a joke after a bit of silence. It’s one of his fave past times to watch people squirm a little while unsure if they should laugh or not.

Is kind of an arse.

He almost always looks very grumpy, is also very silent unless he really have to speak, or if you are close to him then he speaks much more. A tad bit scary, likes to scare and surprise people by suddenly appearing behind them, as he is somehow extremely silent even though he is massive.

Is pretty damn apathetic towards most things, he doesn’t really care what happens to people or anyone anymore after the death of his children and the betrayal of his wife. He only really steps in on things when it suits him or he feels up for it, which is one of the reasons why Edge controls most of the underground.

Post pacifist, so is he the one who ends up adopting Ruffles, aka UF Frsk, they helped him relearn to properly care again, and he hopes that he can make up for his past mistakes with his own children through them. But also because he genuinely cares about them.

Gore and Red got a weird relationship going, they are kind of friends, also king and his judge, but they also kinda hate one another and kinda want to kill each other. They also fuck.

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sevenmothz · 5 years

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my kh3 experience

howdy guys, been a long ass time since i’ve written any of my own posts on this here blog. part of it is because i just haven’t gamed a lot in the last few months, and part of it is i also haven’t used tumblr in a long time too. xD

anyway, i played through the story of kh3 the week it released and while i was doing all that gaming, i pretty much liveblogged on mine and my friend’s discord with all my immediate thoughts/feelings of the game (whether she as awake to lol @ my nonsense or not xD).

so, of course, i went through and typed up most of that shit and am copypasting it here for random strangers’ enjoyment!

naturally, there will be spoilers, so don’t look if you care about that shit.

AAAAHHH HIT ME WITH THE FEELS WITH JUST THE MUSIC Y’ALL the title PAIGE PAIGE PAGE FUCK

oh my ggooooodddd the new dearly beloved fuuuuuuck

ooh this place is pretty

oh boy there’s water oh man i bet this white place is gonna be a pain in my ass to get through fucking hollow bastion all over again

sora you’re so beautiful 😭

oh jesus do i really gotta do this stupid tutorial shit again at least now we are finally rid of that awful KH1 Sora model

hey it’s the tsunami from the frist game!

am i playing a diddly dang prequel of 3? are those FUCKIN’ LOADING SCREEN PAGES FUCKING INSTAGRAMS also lol sora got nerfed

aahhhh learning curves i hate have to get used to how this game handles

uh oh sora is worried about what xigbar said to him

eat shit, titan

also i’d like to say sora runs ridiculously fast now

sora’s such a brat “awww what about new clothes for meeeee??”

i can’t computer

SEA SALT ICE CREAM freaking lea looks amazing DONT CRY LEA HE WANNA GO BY AXEL NOW???

stop being a bitch, buzz buzz killyear

oh yeah so when playing olympus hades was all “IVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR 18 YEARS” it’s been 17 years since KH1 came out 18 since it was in development god kingdom hearts is a junior in high school

gdi rex stay put oh no buzz oh noes i’m in a video game lmao

omg a cactaur

yeah you go woody

oh how i miss timed events/reaction commands. makes dealing with these fuckers you gotta climb on top of a lot easier to deal with

square why don’t you have the gotdamn kh3 soundtrack on itunes i need to be able to listen to this title screen music ALL THE TIME

sully just fuckin’ chuck vanitas through a door like “NOT TODAY BITCH”

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH” — Sora

DON’T BE TALKING ABOUT YOUR CONNECTION TO POOH BEING WEAKER ; A ;

of course they’re gonna do let it go.. they really did the whole thing

climb all the way up the mountain and larxene blows us off of it rude

wow are they really gonna do all the songs or wut

keep forgetting i can switch keyblades

annnnd back down the goddamn mountains lmao sora is so done

srsly we’re going up again

damn this boss fight is epic makes the slog through the world worth it unlike the fuckin’ toy box boss hated that fucker oh no marshmallow

fuck off larxene let people be happy

lmao stfu ventus keep volunteering sora to resque aqua

demyx :<

oh hello piercings dude

these pirate nerds little pirate sora is so cute

yeesh that elizabeth voice is terrible

guh it’s always a slog getting through the disney story stuff cuz it’s just worse rehashings of the movies at least fransokyo will be new content never seen big hero 6 xD

o mai assassin’s creed lite

jack you dumb bitch

oh man davy jones voice is bad too

jesus that second luxurd battle fucking terrible

god i never through elizabeth’s speech could sound so terrible how can you let someone butcher one of the most iconic moments from the third movie so bad?

oh thank god the kraken is easy to beat

lmao luxurd taken out by jack’s breath

eat shive, dave

lmao vexen “gdi it’s a real heart organ” “WE NEED A METAPHORICAL HEART YOU ASSHOLES”

damn sora throwing hands i was wondering how sora woudl react to one of his disney pals dying wasn’t expecting bodily assault

oma lea axel* whatever i wanna see his new dudes

ansem gonna talk to ansem oh god kids do’t get killed oh boy what happening now nobodies fightin’ ansem the bad WHO DUN IT GDI oh it was vexen DOUBLE AGENT??? or is he. filTHY LIAR they’re not gonna tell me pricks

“omg a robot :D”

keyblade hero 3 omg sora why

omai visor oh wow chill music

baaah sora showin’ off

holy shit i found me a new fav strength weapon the keyblade from caribbean love it even more than the toybox one xD the fuckin’ formchanges are amaze

THAT AIN’T SEA SALT ICE CREAM <gasp> roxas rude

replica riku~

damn microbot was a pain in the ass

AQUAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭

WOT WHAT NOMURAING THIS SHIT ALL UP is this groundhog day i s2g

is that gotdamn terra

yen sid can actually do shit

damn this a long endgame

ITS SORA AND RHE SORAS

ah there we go. good ol’ Plot Device Kairi and there i thought she’d be useful lmao man tho i seriously rolled my eyes when xehanort struck an unconscious kairi down i was just like “yeah that seem about right..” storywise, sora has such a stronger connection to riku barely talks to kairi lea talked to kairi more in one game than sora ever did in 9+ i’d ship kairi and lea if there wasn’t such an obvious age gap lmao and WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CHICK THAT DIAPPEARED ON LEA AND ISA? like is that answered in this game or was it answered in a previous game?

anyway

Roxas is a REAL BOY now

gotdamn those dudes were tough

fuck man barely gives me time to block stupid goat head lemme guess tho that isn’t the end of course not because kingdom hearts can’t just let us defeat him c’mon man let me reload my potions at least man fuck off with this boss shit motherfucker did you really just force me into rage form “I AM MORE POWERFUL EVEN THO YOU KILLED ME LIKE 2 TIMES”

omg donald and goofy’s voices from the controller speaker

just fucking die already

this bitch really thinking he was the good guy the whole time

jesus the x-blade is bigger than sora

mickey and donald finally get to be hoooome

axel and xion in their new clothes~ EVEN ISA

wut WUT SORA BOY DID YOU REALLY SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR THIS BITCH

maleficent is gonna find that fucking box isn’t she and we’re not gonna see what is in it i’m guessing its the box the Master of Masters gave to his apprentice cuz that’s the only notable box in the series i can think of

but yeah this game this game was supposed to bring an end to the Xehanort saga so they fully intent to make moar games so we’ll get a new annoying big bad and more weird dumb lore

ok we’re getting into the dumb credits like PR manager and shit so i think they’re coming close to the end ihope never know until you start seeing the gotdamn logos

logos!

that fuckin’ xigbar THE OLD MASTERS fuck it is i knew it I KNEW HE HAD SOMETHING GOING ON i was betting he was master of masters but no it’s luxu

fak FUQ fuck off with your games eraqus

HELLO SORA and Riku THEY”RE IN INSOMNIA no wait verum rex GAH

ok the verum rex stuff was the secret movie I JUST HAVE MORE QUESTIONS AND VERY LITTLE ANSWERS DISAPPOINTED

what if Demyx is Master of Masters

Final Thoughts: me: there were pretty much no FF cameos so 0/10 AzuraSpyte: lol I give it a 5/10 for Axel alone me: lolol minus 1 for making him wear the organization coat the entire game

#kingdom hearts 3 #kh3 #kh3 spoilers #kingdom hearts #singull plays kh3 #singull plays kingdom hearts

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messedupessy · 4 years

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GOATS GOATS (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ❤

Since I will literally never finish these, they are also like 2 or something years old prolly more too, so am I like hey let’s just frikking post them yeah xD so here we got all the sketches I got of my takes on some of them goats, not including the seaswap one’s, but the other one’s are all here yes.

I still like most of these allot, had plans on cleaning them all up proper and colour them etc, but alas seems like I will never get there, tho will prolly get around to draw them digitally properly sometime instead tho here’s hoping. But yeah I still like these allot even though they are pretty darn old

Anyway, first sketches are of my Underswap Asgore aka Fluffy, I’m actually in the midst of drawing like a proper pic of him and while his hair colour and outfit have now changed, not much else have and I love this too big and too kind goat man so much

Second is Swapfell Asgore aka Krum, think he is in serious need of a outfit change too, but I srsly do love his horns tho they good.

Third the only Asriel here, my Underswap Asriel aka Floppy, not much I plan on changing with him he still looks good yes, maybe spice his outfit up a bit make him more my own as currently he looks a bit bland, but he cute tho.

Fourth Underswap Toriel aka Braid, I’m still so proud of her outfit it looks so good, always imagined the armour to be in silver instead of gold and just mhh so should draw her properly sometime soon, this cold tired woman with her hammer.

Fifth Swapfell Toriel aka Regal, gods she so pretty but damn she messed up yo, also very proud of her outfit but damn she got so many things and details on her shit but also so wanna draw her grkjegjke

And lastly sixth, Underfell Toriel aka Vanity, I recall I was working on colouring her actually, as you can see on the next sketch, but I never got around to finish her, might change her outfit up a bit especially them colours they messy af. And also the reason why the scar isn’t visible is because she uses make up to cover it yes.

But yeah these all them goats, enjoy UwU ❤

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