#i love him ur honor 🥰

[jrueships]

You are very cool!! Your presence on my dash is always a highlight to my day and I aspire to have ur level of observation in the tags! You bring to light many pairings that are quite 🤔 thought provoking and interesting imo, keep being you!!

OMG a FANTASTIC and DETAILED compliment straight out the BLUE which i DEFINITELY didn't ASK FOR from an ASK GAME?? WHO HAVE THOT - dion waiter nba2k15, worlds greatest philosopher!!! i AM very cool ARENT i 😎 TANK U 🥰🥰🥰!!

#ok fr tho AWWW this made me AW #i needed this cus i was at a bbq today n i was gettin my side dishes from the table n we was in a line #like a buffet #and a small child behind me sighed #i felt so terrible i wanted to go home like i think serious on the nonserious nothin makes me more nervous #than mfs waitin on u for anythin #like all a sudden the grabby thingies dont grab !!!! and you hold up the whole line!! #my s/o dont care tho he'll wiggle his fingers and grab the biggest anything then make a show of it to all his helpless peasants behind him #BUT THIS WAS SO SWEET!! #i LOVE confirmation that ppl actually be readin my tags 🥰🥰 n enjoyin em! IM SO GLAD ! #a highlight omg.. im honored to be a part of ur day 🥰🥰 #HOW U GONNA TELL ME MY PAIRINS ARE THOT PROVOKIN THEN NOT PROCEED TO TELL ME WHAT UR FAVORITE THOTS A R E !! #TELL ME UR FAV PAIRINGS OF MINE! #I WANNA KNOW!! about YOU as WELL grey sunglasses blob! #LEMME KNOW!!!!! #now 😼😼 #IM GLAD THEYRE THOT PROVOKIN THO!!! I LOVE TO INTEREST WITH THE INTERESTIN #thank u for this times infinite <33 ure so swag!! #ted tumbunity things #AND TELL ME WHAT ATTRACTED U TO THE PAIRINGS IM VERY XURIOUS

[jessicatredes]

💝🌨️☕✨🔅🐸 + aiden pls!!

💝 - How much effort do they put into appearances? Do they have a favorite article of clothing?

aiden is SUPER vain, especially after the saints blew up into a kardashian level of popularity. he loves this shirt :-)

🌨️ - If this oc had a day free from all their responsibilities, how would they spend it?

with the love of his life shaundi :-) have a chill day and then a fancy dinner date at night 💖

☕ - What is their preferred beverage(s)?

anything with caffeine, preferably a ridiculous amount. he's a big fan of red bull anything, and will throw candy into it too

✨ - Tell something that makes this oc feel happy!

40% of aiden's personality is his dogs. he loves his pitties and dobermann more than most people, so they always make him happy

🔅 - How does this oc deal with physical pain?

aiden is NOT smart (he has kinzie on speed dial for everything) so he just "powers thru the pain" which means making things so much worse and then being a huge baby about it later

🐸 - What’s this oc’s sense of humor like?

very dry, jackassy sarcasm. also him and pierce in a room together is basically middle school level humor

#thanks!!! i love and miss aiden :'-) #haven't played saints row in forever but if ik one thing it's aiden is OBSESSED w shaundi and she him #they're annoying and in love ur honor #oc: aiden #when you're a gang leader but also a fucking moron 🌞🥰💖

[two-white-butterflies]

this feeling flows both ways | m33

Description: Twitter's reaction to the relationship. Y/N and Tony Stark feud. Max has newfound fame.

part two of do i wanna know?

Pairing: max verstappen/nepo-baby!reader

starkfamilysupremacy: 'this fact is disputed' i'm sobbing 😭 - ironmanisbatman: he had to call elon up

steverogerssupremacy: i love their relationship

maxverstappen1: A little rest before the Austrian GP. #OrangeArmy

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y/n_stark: the y/n effect is real - maxverstappen1: 😇💪🏽

tony: Stark Industry's New Venture '16

129 comments 294,290 likes

eattherichfoundation: sick and tired of seeing billionaires 🤮

bombasticsideeye12: The entire campaign sucks lol

oneinsertgal55: see if he actually helped the poor instead of staying a billionaire i'd actually support him but like

y/n_stark: beautiful! 🥰

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MAX VERSTAPPEN REVEALS INTERESTING DINNER WITH TONY STARK. by racecar1 interviews.

Max Verstappen: I mean honestly at first, I was a little nervous. I don't talk to superheroes everyday. It was a little adorable at first, according to my sweet girlfriend. I couldn't stop asking [Mr. Stark] about the Battle in New York and of course, his superhero co-workers. But then it sorta moved to more difficult parts, I felt like a superhero fighting a villain in that moment - but of course Tony is not a villain. He's a nice guy. Oh gosh, I've said too much.

Interviewer: Was there ever some threatening? Because a lot of people in social media joke about the billionaire being protective of his only child.

Max Verstappen: No, not at all. [laughs] that's all I'm allowed to say.

y/nfans

from "i'll bring her home at 6 sir!" to "she calls me daddy too"

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y/n_stark: THIS IS LEGIT

vivlorien6: Max Chadstappen 🥶

archiemenon: Pretty sure that he EATS the rich 🥶

y/n_stark: NO BCS WHAT IS THIS 😭 Pls don't turn my bf into one of those sigma alpha males 🙏🏻 (will delete later, ruins my feed.)

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LandoNorris: Don't show me your attitude, if I show mine...you might forget yours 😏 - y/n_stark: this one is actually better -- y/n_stark: MY ACCOUNT WILL BE A MAX VERSTAPPEN MEME PAGE FOR THE NEXT 24 HRS.

y/n_stark: pov ur my dad after making his first suit

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maxverstappen1: my heart

tony: pov ur my dad after making me* - y/n_stark: bro had to put oil in his body for his parts to work

user99: SHE'S CORNY UR HONOR

y/n_stark: yes to today, yes to yesterday, and yes to tomorrow. tagged: maxverstappen1

928 comments 456,293 likes

Charles_Leclerc: Congratulations!

maxverstappen1: Mrs. Verstappen soon 🧡💙 - y/n_stark: yes to that too 💗

tony: congratulations are in order! 🥂

maxverstappen1: I'd like to hang out with you, all my life. 💗

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Y/N STARK REVEALS STUNNING ENGAGEMENT RING: TONY STARK'S REACTION.

Y/N Stark: Max is a very traditional man. He pays for everything. He's a willing provider. When it came to our engagement, he asked my dad if he was allowed to propose. I wasn't in the room when he asked.

Tony Stark: He was cute with his European accent. He didn't have to work to have my approval. He asked and I gave it.

Y/N Stark: You didn't ask him if his intentions were pure?

Tony Stark: I believe that I should be asking you, but - we had a serious talk about marriage and Max is a good guy. He'll keep her safe and feed her through the long winter.

Y/N Stark: Gosh, another game of thrones quote.

Tony Stark: Comes with the name.

#max verstappen #max verstappen fic #max verstappen x you #max verstappen x female reader #f1 fics #f1 #f1 imagine #max verstappen x reader #f1 fanfic

[tyunkus]

hi, i just found your account and i love how u write kai!! would u be able to write a short fic about kai fucking his gf while she sits on his lap? i just find the idea so hotdnrn the kai brainrot is real

hyuka’s birthday already passed in korea BUT i’ll write this in honor of his 21st~!!!

kai is such a sweet and attentive boyfriend i think no matter what you put him through he would always be the biggest sweetheart okay 🥹 even with something as frisky as sitting in his lap he lets you do it happily cause he loooves being close with u <3 so i think even if U had different intentions in mind his first thought would be awe my sweet baby just wants to cuddle 🥰 and you do!!!! but you also kinda want his big cock inside of you :(

you don’t really have to ask for it, though - you know huening kai well enough to know that he’s as much of a pervert as he is a sweet, lovely boyfriend .. and if you wiggle around too much on his lap it’s only a matter of time before his pretty cock starts hardening underneath you :( sweet boy is trying his hardest to hold himself back okay!!! its the thought that counts!!!! but you both know that between your constant moving around and his trembling hands hovering over your waist, so careful not to touch you without your permission .. well he’s bound to end up with his cock slipping inside of your tight cunt <333

he’d love it sooo much omfg he would be having the best time .. im imagining a reverse cowgirl situation so i think just clenching your thighs together while he fucks up into you n plays with ur tits from behind HMFNFNFNNF maybe he gets a hold of your wrists and yanks them behind you so you have no other choice but to take his thick cock hnn and even if he’s super rough and sloppy and messy with it he’s sooo fucking cute he just really wants to make you feel good okayy 💔 brain melting thoughts turning to mush kai’s just thrusting up into you, so overwhelmed with how good it feels that he’s moaning open mouthed into your neck URJGHDBDSBBF

#happy (belated) kai day! #i love him soso much #missed writing for him too #my baby #my (almost) twin #txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts #txt smut #huening kai smut #huening kai hard hours #huening kai hard thoughts

[wehaveagathering]

list of flyers that need to be on the 24-25 team or i will be going after john tortorella and i will not stop until i Get Him

travis konecny. this man is philadelphia incarnate. he is holy. he is seeing the gates of heaven. there is no one like him in the known universe and then some. TEE KAY.

garnet hathaway. pretty sure this man is on a two year contract so we should be good but i dont care i love him and he knows what bisexual erasure is and hes so smart and he likes pesto and burrata and indie music and he’s so much fun to watch and he’s my emotional support fourth liner and he is such a flyer at heart and the city loves him ok ok ok

morgan frost. i am being so serious he is so good at hockey. i might go after john tortorella anyway for benching him so often. morgan please come back next year just goated just absolute crazy sloppy style and go completely insane on the ice. that’s my playmaker

joel farabee. i know. i KNOW he didnt have the best season. but he’s beezer. he’s a leader and a mentor and a friend and an older brother and he CARES SO MUCH and he scores joals! sometimes!! that should be enough, john.

bobby brink and tyson foerster. BONDED PAIR DO NOT SEPARATE. do u understand me. they were rookies together and theyre gonna retire together. john tortorella i know you’re keeping foerster around. if you do not keep thee bobby orr brink on your team we are having WORDS

SCOTT LAUGHTON. SCOTT. LAUGHTON. john tortorella if scott laughton is not on this team come october 10, 2024 i am marching my ass to vorhees and we are having words

egor zamula. i love him ur honor. that’s my baby russian and i think he’s wonderful. no i dont care about his stats

flyers we don’t have to worry about:

owen tippett. eight years

ivan fedotov. after all of that?? NO WAY. one year contract for 800k. sign it tomorrow daniel

cam york. LMAO there is no way that man is leaving after this season

ersson who signed a contract extension last year 🥰

ryan poehling

NICK SEELER!!

jamie motherfucking DRYSDALE. those fuckers are invested in his success now

flyers i want GONE

marc jacob staal

cam atkinson. sorey bud

our powerplay coach

local cryptid ryan ellis

#flyers

[starsomens]

Extending on that makeup idea, imagine having lipstick or lipgloss and Noah’s like, can we do that kiss thing like in the cartoon movies when the guy is covered in lipstick marks 🥺🥺🥺 cuz it’s a cute idea and you guys do it and he’s literally covered with lipstick marks and has that stupid grin on his face

Also, extending on the “your makeup running down your face” 😉😉 imagine doing your eyeliner and he’s like “ur so pretty” and while you bask in the compliment, Noah out of the blue would say “I can’t wait to ruin it later 🥰🥰”

I love it when the things he says are so out of pocket 😂😂😂😂😂

HE RLLY IS THE TYPE TO TURN A COMPLIMENT OUTTA POCKET! And does it with no regrets at all! But honestly I LOVE that idea 🥹🥹🥹🥹

He LOVES!! When you kiss him and you leave your make up behind! He wears it like a badge of honor! You’ve taken pictures of him covered in kisses after HOURS, because he doesn’t wanna wash it off 😩

“Baby, THATS gonna stain your face!”

“And??? Means I can look at your kisses when you’re not around” he loves to have anything and everything from you. Including your make up staining his face or his clothes! If you’ve seen that Tik tok Trend of making a shirt or hoodie with the print of kisses??? Hell wear it EVERYDAY he loves it!

“Baby you look beautiful, as always”

“Thank you moonlight” you smile at him

“Is that a new lipstick color?” He asked

He’s also very observant of new colors you add to your make up!

“Mhm! You like it? And the new mascara and long wear eyeliner!”

“I love it, it looks great on you sunshine” hell lean in and whisper “but it’ll look even better when I mess it up. I’ll get that eyeliner running in no time”

“Noah!” You chuckled slapping his arm jokingly

“That lipstick will look great around me di-“

“NOAH!”

#noah sebastian #bad omens #bad omens cult #star’s anons✨

[bombshelllblonde]

hi !! some 2-3 months ago i made a post abt how lord huron songs should be used in fanfics, and u reblogged it talking abt rdr2

so this is saying thank u SO MUCH for finally convincing me to play it lol !!!! i started playing mid-dec, and im on ch 3 currently !! absolutely obsessed w charles also 😋 (ik im slow haha)

anyways have a nice day + hope ur well !! ★°.＊☆

oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!! this is so amazing!!!!!! im so glad you are playing rdr2, its honestly life changing

CHArles SMITH MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!! and you can play it at your own pace; it’s so detail oriented that you can do anything and everything!!!!

please keep me updated on how your gameplay is, and how you’re playing Arthur— high vs low honor. I love seeing how other people play him

Also let me know how you dress him/keep his hair and facial hair. I love comparing Arthurs 🥲🥲🥲

And there’s nothing better than just riding around on your horse and listening to Strange Trails in the background 🥰🥰🥰 lord Huron is so rdr2 coded

I’m so happy you’re having fun!!!!

#rdr2 #arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 #rdr 2 #dutch van der linde #lord huron

[malinaa]

2023 WRITING REVIEW

tagged: no one i just wanted to do this and i forgot about it soz </3 tagging : board of directors i'd tag u here but this is mostly fic-based so sorree... anyway if u have already done this my b.... i wld like to see ur post tho @evcndiaz | @brimay | @usignedupforthis | @seek--rest | @posallys | @dustorangeheartssnowman | @adhd-merlin | @queerofthedagger

number of stories posted to ao3: 34 ±1 bc i updated a fic from a while back <3

word counted posted for last year: 90k... a feat (i wrote more but it was ofic so add like maybe 10k to that)

fandoms i wrote for: alex stern series, merlin, house md, pjo, spidey, hunger games, doctor who, & the grisha trilogy

pairings: merthur / arwen / mergwenthur / mergana, darlingstern, hilson, percabeth, petermj, everlark, tenrose, malina

stories with the most KUDOS: jealousy, jealousy (house md) with 522 <3 BOOKMARKS: except my life (merlin) with 137 <3 COMMENT THREADS: rip current (pjo) with 38 <3 *technically the answer to all of these is tested with torment but that's a fic i updated so i don't reallyyyyyy count it

work i'm most proud of (and why): thread of gold (arwen, bbc merlin) because i don't exactly post 2nd person fic and tbh most people HATEEEEE 2nd person fic AND i got people to enjoy it. HA!

work i'm least proud of (and why): coffee drinker (gen fic, bbc merlin) because it was just a promptfic and i didn't even really feel like posting it but i wrote it so i might as well yk?

share or describe a favorite review you received: any review that quotes a line but this one from judas kiss (arwen, bbc merlin)...

THIS. IS. WONDERFUL ❤️❤️❤️ *creates bookmark with gusto* I LOVE that you dug into what it might have been like for Gwen while she was under that enchantment! It was so creative to have her past memories blurring with glimpses of the present during the enchantment. I *felt* her disorientation, and it *hurt*. I felt so bad for Gwen all over again! 😭😭😭 That aspect of this story could have been a fantastic standalone one-shot in its own right, but noooo, you raised the bar and KEPT GOING and made it even better!!! I love that you showed Gwen and Merlin staying friends after Gwen becomes queen, and I love how she confides in him and how he immediately drops everything to go look for the offending piece of jewelry. The bit about Arthur’s incredulity at Merlin’s method of testing the enchantment was a great dash of humor, and I love that you fleshed out the concept of the enchantment to be something the others could experience so that they could truly *know* that Gwen had been innocent. And don’t even get me started on how much I love Arthur’s “Forgive me.” I love how he doesn’t think twice about humbling himself in front of everyone because his focus is solely on Gwen, consumed by the urgency of doing the right, honorable, and loving thing in that moment. You write Arthur and Gwen’s relationship so beautifully. 💕 Well done; I hate you (/affectionate) for all these feels. 🥰🫂👏

a time when writing was really, really hard: august through october... idek why i was literally in agony not writing

a scene or character you wrote that surprised you: writing jj in spider-man: homewrecker because i've NEVER written him before (in my memory) and i was like. Hello .

a favorite excerpt of your writing: cannae lie i have a few favs so... killing is a love language (mergana, bbc merlin) Heartbreak snakes up his throat, constricting him at the sight of her. Morgana’s beauty is incontestable even like this, but her hatred wore her down to her bones. Gone were the full cheeks and rosy lips, the perfectly combed hair, the wardrobe that would put princesses to shame. Now, her face is sunken in, her hair a curled storm, her dress is merely black rags at this point. thread of gold (arwen, bbc merlin) Your father’s presence is larger than life. Larger than love. It looms. It casts shadows long enough to hide every hope and dream you’ve ever had for yourself. the boy and the girl (malina, the grisha trilogy) Memory fractures into shards. Real or not real? There’s Mal in the meadow. Mal buried beneath the hanging tree. Mal cold in her palms. There’s a sky darker than night. Her hands bloodied. A knife lodged in his heart. Her knife. His blood. Her fault. She killed him. She loves him. Her fault. Rest her head on his still chest. Her fault. No heartbeat. Her fault. No warmth. Cold light spilling from her palms. She killed him. The Saint’s only true worshipper martyred.

how did you grow as a writer last year: my hopes from last year was that i finally finish a multichap fic.... 😭 does a short 3-shot count. besides that i wrote more consistently and i'm finally Used to my writing style. i think.

how do you hope to grow this year: hell if i know if i could write something longer than 20k that'd be great 😭😭😭😭

who was your greatest positive influence this year as a writer (could be another writer, beta, cheerleader, etc.): the board.... @rosesau / @bipercabeth / @stellwood fnh...... i'd tag katie but she absconded from tumblr smh. anyway hi freaks n geeks

anything from your real life show up in your writing last year: oh i don't even know. nothing ig

any new wisdom you can share with other writers: bro idek the more i write the more writing becomes fundamentally so hard to talk about ... sorreeee

any projects you're looking to starting (or finishing) this year: IF I DON'T FUCKING MAKE PROGRESS ON MY PLAY I WILL BASH MY HEAD INTO A WALL. THIS CAN'T KEEP HAPPENING. ATLAS AND VIVIAN YOU WILL BE WRITTEN ON THE PAGE INSHALLAH

#tag games #2023 #writing #text #tais toi lys #not the numbering getting fucked. whatever

[hotcat37]

Woke up N the first thing I saw was ur OTP ask game post N f4n *KNEW* what 2 do so here I am :3!! 54, 42, 39, 34, 30, 21, 13, 10, 7 N 3 for Bojere pls! (U don’t gotta do all of them if it’s 2 many N Deaf! Jere AU preferably cuz it’s been idk how long but that fic *still* has a chokehold on me N U bet my Ass is gonna be wrapped in a f4 ton of fluffy blankets with snacks N plushies as soon as U bless us with a new chapter!! X33

~^*•.’+ BOJERE BEAM GO!

I'm glad the AU lives in your mind rent free 👀 Thx for sending some numbers!! :3

54: who's more likely to carry the other to bed?

Probably Bojan because he likes to pick Jere up and carry him around randomly for fun haha Jere does also have strong arms though so it's not out of the question for him to carry a sleepy Bojan to bed and tuck him in <3

42: what's their favorite type of weather to enjoy together?

Snow for sure <3 They love making snow men and playing and watching the snowflakes fall. They also just find it cute to see the other bundled up in a big winter coat and a cozy scarf💞

39: who would rescue an injured animal and nurse it back to health?

I can see both of them doing that tbh They both have huge empathy for animals so both of them would be on board with helping an injured bird or abandoned cat or something. But I do think Jere would be the one to play responsible adult at some point once the animal is healed again and explain that they have to set it free even tho they've both gotten attached to it

34: who's more likely to tell a dirty joke to make the other blush?

Jere 👀👀 He can be surprisingly raunchy lmao The fact that he communicates mostly through text and looks so innocent is something he uses to his advantage. No one would suspect a thing if Jere casually shows Bojan the dirtiest message you can think of on his phone lol While Jere is often the one to start things, though, Bojan tends to be the one to finish them 😏

30: your OTP gets to pick out each other's outfits, what are they wearing?

Jere: he'd really love to see Bojan in leather so he'd give him a pair of his own pants and a leather shirt so he can swoon over his handsome Bojan 🥰 Bojan: he's putting Jere in more skirts... 1, because it's sexy. 2, because Jere really does look nice in skirts <3

21: who would get into a fight to defend the other's honor?

They're both pretty protective but unfortunately Jere is more likely the one to be harassed or treated rudely by a stranger so it's more common that Bojan would (fiercely) defend his angel. Bojan doesn't get angry easily but if someone is mean or hurtful to Jere he can become absolutely livid. Jere prefers to avoid conflict but he's not above using a right hook to protect his Slovene 💪

13: who's the bigger tease?

I couldn't really choose one in particular. Bojere have a really playful dynamic so the teasing is pretty equally divided haha

10: describe their first date

Something active. Maybe like a bowling date. It'd be just something lighthearted, something they'd do as friends. Except whoever scores a strike first gets a kiss 🤭 Hand feeding each other fries n whatnot 🥰 Then at the end Bojan would try to pay for everything but Jere distracts him and ends up paying ahead. Bojan is devastated until Jere tells him he did the math and Bojč can pay his half of the bill later. Equality 💪💪 Afterwards they walk to Jere's dorm together hand in hand ♡

7: would they build a pillow fort together just because?

100% They'll have sleepovers on the floor surrounded by pillows even though there's a perfectly fine bed waiting for them

3: do they wear the other's clothes?

Yes 🥰🥰 Jere likes to wear Bojan's hoodies and rings. Bojan also wears Jere's sweaters cuz they're oversized anyways and also his socks cuz Jere has a bunch of socks with fun patterns :3

#deaf! Jere #Bojere #bojan cvjetićanin #käärijä #otp asks #<33

[pancakes4two]

combined dunkirkrry & hs1 omg ahhh this is a special one bc i have SUCH a soft spot for these two eras

previous parts from this series can be found here!

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harrysfinsta Y/N graduated and I had to take her on a trip to celebrate. Don’t know anyone else who would’ve been able to double major and graduate with honors, all while following their silly boyfriend as he chases his dream across the world. She’s just too smart for her own good; I never stood a chance.

I’m so lucky to love you, and to be loved by you. I’m so lucky to get to exist in a world where you constantly grace me with your infinite wisdom, knowledge, and wit. Proud of you everyday, but especially on a day like today.

Congratulations, sweet girl.

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yourinstagram you’re literally watching me cry at this caption right now this is so unfair i love you the absolute most!!!!!!!!!!! you know i wouldn’t have been able to do this without you by my side 😭 ily ily ily forever forever forever

gemmastyles Who knew my brother could be this sweet? Congrats to the lovely graduate and have so much fun on your trip! So well-deserved for the both of you 🤍

yourbff ok stop playing harry you made me cry… our girl is a GRADUATE 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

yourbff also is that a haircut i see????

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yourfinsta h’s new haircut HSHDHSBSBWBENHDHDHEHWBWNWJWJSJSBSBWJDJSJWJWBEJD

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bffsfinsta HIS FACE

yourfinsta IVE BEEN DYING FOR THE PAST 30 MINS

harrysfinsta Alright, chill out!!!

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yourinstagram when will my boyfriend return from war

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yourdad Still can’t believe H is going to be in a Chris Nolan film! We’re all so proud of him!

yourbff respect our troops.

yourinstagram so true 🫡🫡🫡

yourfinsta

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yourfinsta excuse me for a moment while i

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 💗💗💗🥺🥺💞💗🌟💞🌟💞🌟💗🌟💞💞🌟💞💗🌟❣️❣️❣️❣️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❣️❣️🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤💞💞🌟😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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bffsfinsta WHY ARE U NOT THERE WITH UR HOT ASS MAN AT HIS MOVIE PREMIERE.

yourfinsta I COULDNT GET OFF MY INTERNSHIP IM LOOKING AT UPDATES ON TWITTER GOING CRAZY

harrysfinsta I look good don’t I?!

yourfinsta CONGRATULATIONS YOU’VE FINALLY DONE IT. YOU’VE KILLED ME

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yourinstagram what a joy it’s been to be by your side as you go back to doing the thing you love the most, on your own this time!! harry styles (the album, not the boyfriend) will officially be out everywhere at midnight tonight and i couldn’t be more excited for the world to hear this beautiful boy’s art 💞💞💞💞

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harrystyles It’s all for you, you bring me home, thank you.

yourbff oh good we’ll finally get to hear the songs you won’t shut up about

yourinstagram and i’m not even the tiniest bit sorry about not shutting up this album is perfect in every way

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yourinstagram diva on tour

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harrystyles Why are you posting on Instagram? Go get my coffee

yourinstagram ahhhh shiver me timbers🙄 you can wait for your coffee sir

yourmom My babies back out on the road! Stay safe!

#harry styles #harry styles fake ig #harry styles fake instagram #harry styles imagine #harry eras

[headfullofpresley]

do you know about elvis being a vampire in what we do in the shadows? https://elvismentions.tumblr.com/post/698118959710470144/vampire-elvis-in-what-we-do-in-the-shadows-s02ep07

ain't that the truth, elvis. 😌

hahaha yessss i've seen this pop up! i haven't watched the show though, but i love vampyyyy el. elvis in the 70s was a good vampire era with his outfits and all

BUT

elvis in the 50s being surrounded by fangirls left and right where ever he goes, making it so much easier for him to have a lil bite and getting comfortable with his immortality and vampirism but also getting a lil smug with it, but then i also see him sneaking into hospitals to feed people (esp children) his blood so they'll get better. and and and during interviews when reporters ask him stupid questions he'll give like little hints of him not being human, but they're so obvious that it makes people laugh because vampires are just a silly little fairytale, right?

"how much sleep do you get at night, elvis?"

"sleep? i don't sleep at all, i'm like some kind of vampire- got energy for days"

would show his fangs and shift his face into its vampiric state on stage for like a second, but long enough to make people at the front row be like "omg????"

pls. i need him, ur honor.

pretty pretty vampy baby. 🥰

#tam.answers #tam.txt #i think about this way more often than i should #like yes elvis in the 70s was top tier vampire #but he's... advanced by then you know? #he knows what he can and cannot do (though he'll do whatever he wants bc he doesnt give a fuuuck) #while baby vampy messes up now and then and gets himself in trouble but he only means well 🥺 #boy's gotta eat right???? #sometimes the girlies survive sometimes they do *not* #anyways-vampire!elvis my beloved!! #joons #elvis #elvis presley #vampire!elvis

[joelsgreys]

Hello Vee 💛

On my list of writers I absolutely adore ur the first one I’m sending an ask to, it took me forever to figure out how tumblr works and I feel like there’s still a lot I don’t get( which feels a lil stupid but I’m trying🥲). I believe that “A safe haven” was the first thing I read and immediately I was hooked since then I’ve consumed almost everything u put out 🥰 I have yet to finish “fall into temptation” which again is a masterpiece.💛 When I read ur work I’m stunned how people are able to put words together in such a beautiful way( I literally could never do it). Thank u also for feeding into my Joel Miller obsession I don’t think I could ever get enough of him so please don’t ever stop writing( of course no pressure❤️, I’d wait forever for u to post and I wouldn’t mind the wait one second because it’s absolutely worth it). 😚😚😚

I realized this is not an “ask” but idc, take my love ❤️‍🔥

aw this was sweet! and a very lovely ask to receive, so thank you! 🤍 and i’m honored to be the first person you chose to send an ask to!

i may take forever to write, but i will never stop. that’s why i’m here. i will keep working to leave all the other stuff behind and focus on writing and reading as well!

#vee answers #evolnoomym

[yuuzuforia]

omg bestie, the stage is all urs 🎤

*clears throat* good morning fellas and to our distinguished ask-er, xion i proudly present to you,

✨ photographer yingxing agenda✨ aka the yingxing third wheel agenda

(all written under the idea of the modern au model dan heng)

-more utc!-

stemming from our model dan heng talks, ofc we have photographer yingxing because who better to capture our cold dragon young’s best angles than his dear friend, yingxing 🥰

photographer yingxing is single. TERRIBLY SINGLE. and he can tell and freaking see the tension between dan heng and the reader and he knows he KNOWS they are THIS CLOSE—THIS CLOSE—from like either fighting on set or making out he honestly cannot tell at this point

he can’t tell because dan heng would make calls and lets say a quarter of those calls would be to talk about the job and if he’s had a shoot with the reader, half of the time dan heng goes “god, they are so annoyingly pretty!!” yingxing who is like cooking while on call goes: “are you dissing them or is this a compliment???”

yingxing has watched dan heng fall in and out of love and also get roped into some love sitch with a bunch of other people but goddamn, this petty rivalry has been going on for some time already and he is sick of dan heng not being able to see that maybe he has feelings for them 😳

all of this was proven when reader visits yingxing and they both have drinks together and yingxing pops the question of “do you really not like dan heng?”

they answer with a little tipsy flourish. “dan heng? that insufferable, handsome diva of a model?” yingxing laughs while taking that drink which is just some cold oolong tea because it’s clear that he’s the one driving back.

“i don’t hate him, i think he’s…really good at what he does. i admire him a lot.” they tell yingxing with a whisper. “i’m honored to be working with dan heng a lot. him being handsome is just an added bonus. he is such a bitch sometimes, though.”

so you don’t hate him, yingxing nods, relieved as he added that to the list because its clear they both respect each other but he has that inkling of a feeling—it could just be a little more than that.

unless you both are just faking the chemistry, who knows? ╮(╯▽╰)╭

cue in yingxing nearly dropping his camera when he sees dan heng getting coffee for them and being a lot more relaxed than before.

yingxing has to laugh. something must have happened after that night you both drank together because, girl? why is he hearing from the crew that dan heng’s been like this for weeks now?!

yingxing has the front row seat to the banter that does not have its usual bite, and he takes their pictures together. its almost like pda its embarrassing

what the fuck is going on, yingxing shuts his mouth and takes the pictures. he’ll never let both of them live this down.

so now au-wise, let’s talk about the delulu side which is (๑･̑◡･̑๑) the photographer boyfriend yingxing agenda

how is this man still on the market. HOW IS HE STILL IN THE MARKET. BECAUSE WITH A MAN THIS FINE???? HOW. HOW

photographer! yingxing who probably first met you taking scenic shots around the city and you just happened to be there in frame of the photo and it came out so well that you became the subject of it

he strikes a conversation and you both get talking! it’s coffee and dinner dates from here on out

and if you have a pet? yingxing is floored, the pet is now also his child by proxy. the pet loves yingxing more than you whenever he comes over

if you aren’t photogenic or have difficulty posing for photos, he will 100% guide you while taking them, he’s like 50% work mode 50% flirting and its so cute

he loves the silly blurred and candid 0.5 silly photos he takes with you the ones where it looks like a backrooms jumpscare with how close his eyes and forehead are to the lens. he has those saved! and they are soooo funny to look back to

he definitely has morning photos of you, its one of his favorite photos with you where you’re wearing his shirt and sleepily rubbing your eyes as you tell him good morning.

if you’re interested in photography or are also a photographer, god it gets better—you both talk about anything under the sun. Clients, equipment, tricks and maybe, gossip? yingxing is embarrassed to have his photo taken by you because he isn’t used to being the one under the lens but he trusts you to guide and direct him

definitely doesn’t put captions when he posts on insta HAHAHAH THATS JUST MY HC unless its so good that it needs a name, but any post with you has a date and a heart

photographer yingxing that just wants to capture the best moments of life together with you. that’s it. that’s the post!

#yuuzu answers #yingxing my man fr #can i tag this as yingxing x reader if theres only a small portion of it LMAO #FUCK THIS ENDED UP SO LONG…NFJWISJDNSNCKDKSJDNDJ im normal

[bakugoushotwife]

hi wifey 🩵 id like me a jjk ship please, lmfaoooo look at me being the pretentious mf i am lmao 😝 anyways i’d like a male matchup w nsfw hcs 🙈

hmm, my mbti is an intj/entj 8w7 enneagram, and im an aries sun, what should i tell about myself lmfao pls wing it for me darling 🥰🪽

btw congratulations for 600 followers you deserve way way way more!! <33 ilysm sending kisses and hugs and bewbs if you’d like kekeke

you say this but will not send me bewbs </3 but alas, i love u anyway and will give u all my loves and ships so here u go thank u i love u the mostest ever

who else lmfao it would honestly be insulting, luckily i actually ship you with him and i don't have to lie to your face

speaking from expeircence, from my entp shared soul with satoru...it just is what it is

i know some people think the opposites attract thing is a little bit overdone, and while it does apply here, you and gojo share a common stubbornness that makes things really interesting!

he's an obsessive personality, i would know, so once he meets you and the sparks fly there is actually nothing you can do about satoru gojo being up your ass now

dedicated to his craft. will do anything to make you his. you love being a little brat and play hard to get, so let him stroke your ego and spoil you beyond belief.

when you finally relent and let him be your boyfriend, he's over the moon

the spoiling doesn't stop there though, now he's giving you things like cars, six figure jewelry, every limited edition anything you've ever even liked on instagram. insane.

and the sex bestie...the sex...

he's been yearning for you for a while, so much pent up need and desire for you, and you'll get all of it in one night.

absolutely demolishes you pumpkin, im sorry. he entertains the brattiness for a while mostly because it amuses him that you have the wherewithall to speak to him like he can't end you before you blink

but even he gets annoyed with waiting and just has to put you in your place sometimes, overstim and edging are his besties!!!

makes you wear the blindfold just so he can do whatever he wants to you with no objections or back talk for once sdfkfsdkhghpteh

so obsessed. like bad, let him get pussydrunk every night or he cries

kisses you so passionately no matter what mood he's in, soft, rough, punishment, he just can't hold his love back!!

hates when you ask him to be mean! loves spanks and chokes i suppose but only wants to praise his perfect angel, but he does it because he wuvs u so bad

aftercare is immaculate. towel or bath? food and drink? just cuddles? he'll ask you every time just so you can have it your way, though a towel is always waiting just so he doesnt have to leave you too long :)

he's the honored one but ur his chosen one so there

we'll be a throuple though just know that!

#kyleewritesjjk #kylee's 600 follower event #kylee does ships sometimes when she feels like it #my wifey #kylee x ena

[baekhyunnybyun]

hiiiii bex 🫶🫶 ok idk if anyone beat me to this one yet, but top 3 taeil and baek looks? either concept photos/stage/off stage looks, ur pick!

hiiiii beloved!! 🥰🥰 So I did taeil here (and thankfully I did bc this would've been SOOOOO long if I put BOTH taeil & baekhyun in one post 😅) I'm sticking with concept photos so I can MAYBE stick to three. If we include the whole gambit of looks (photoshoots, stages, off stage, etc), I don't think I can physically pick only 3 for him. I really don't. I've also come to realize that I'm horrible at remembering anything 🤭 ok so here we go (all of these are unedited):

1) monster. I mean LIKE?????????? the fake piercings 😮‍💨 monster era baekhyun my beloved

2) love shot. this may not be my favorite exo tt but he's in a purple (blue?) suit for me. i know it. THE TURTLE NECK ONE??? I'm fine. *gently removes the colored contacts*

3) delight. I really do just love an undercut. I will not speak of the first pic. it haunts me.

honorable mentions:

superm (that specific teaser 😵‍💫), exist (the rosary. the top. him. 🤕🤒🤧🫠), don't mess up my tempo (biker baek. I feel like that's self-explanatory)

send me a top 3 anything

#i thought about this for sooooo long #too long one could say #inbox 💌 #wwill 🦢 #ask games

[higher-passion08899110]

*warning POST contains EXPLICIT & GRAPHIC sexual language ⚠️*🔝(In this blog I want to share words that r more of a high🎇 vibe but because this is a 🔞 Blog I censor only a little! xD)

▪️🔹Today we have another topic concerning her beautiful juicesss😽💦✨😚▪️🔹

Some concerns about wetness some have

Can she be TOO wet during intercourse?! 😅

(Addressing the concern the woman stated in the 1st picture)

See again what men have to say about that! 🔝;)

When the relationship is actually that healthy that she produces something like reall 💦 spots during foreplay & the act then honey ur lover did an amazing job! It's simply a honor🌹 experiencing a 😺open like a 🌹✨ for you?! 💯🫶

Now regarding the pictures:

1st of all : there's a huge difference between "wet" and "dripping"

It's like "13seth" and 🔘 say: essentially when she's really dripping and one has already been sexual in that way more frequently, it helps him to focus more on experiencing & essentially learn energetic/ non ejaculatory orgasms which is essentially our goal! :D ( stems from tantric knowledge&practices The goal is just to make that a possibility for him. It has many health & spiritual benefits for HIM and HER but he STILL will always be able to ejaculate if he wants to or feels like it! :D cause that is a god given & beautiful gift too but it's only really necessary for procreation ;) ) The real dripping is also a natural, god given aid for lasting longer and making a "longer" (/literally the whole night) night 😅 a reality. ( multiple rounds included of course). As 🔘 also says a real serious 💦💧 is essential for actually making it through a night while minimizing any signs of rashes/soreness etc.!! So really essential & necessary. when she can get that wet, it's a really good sign

How ❇️ says: it's true that if u make Kegel exercises that u can clench/grip on him willingly if u want that. And it has other health benefits too. There is one really simple practise for training that, (also tools r possible like a yoni egg) . (THIS. Is not necessary tho! If u willingly & attentive train it sometimes u will already develop a more intuitive connection with ur clench/grip (ur PC Muscle <3) (because of that simple technique I haven't tried a yoni egg b4 too but looking forward to it.... Maybye who knows Haha ;)). A 😺 egg is only really recommended and actually NECESSARY after giving birth, it's the real secret wonder weapon for the yoni after birth 😻& when recovering from birth, trying to get into the normal-yoni-state again, I heard that from lots of women already! 😅 More about that topic yet to come 😘✨) I know some sacred PC muscle techniques for loving him during penetration in that way too which is also nice for both ;) ♾️🟰BUT : These r really ADVANCED techniques & a part of: ~pleasure that opens the gateway to heaven~💜🪷🪻 and we're not there yet because we want to start at the 🪴 core right? Rewiring all the wrong things porn teaches us. But yes I'll share that sacred knowledge too when the time has come😊❤️‍🔥

Unfortunately of course, sadly, way MORE common is:

She CAN'T get wet enough! 🫣

Here a checklist for the most common causes:

(make sure to evaluate honestly if one point matches to ur love life regarding this)

⚫Bad communication during sex

90% likely the cause of her not fully getting ready/opening herself. State really what u like & how u like to be touched be honest unapologetically babe!💕 Or she senses something's "off" bc her lover doesn't communicate their desires or wishes well enough during result ➡️the yoni doesn't trust, feel loved & appreciated enough ➡️byebye wetness

⚫Foreplay 10 mins? Nahh

Men: yes most women need MORE than 10 mins foreplay! Periodt 😅 & we have a 6th sense and know if u just do foreplay because u "have to do this" or because u lovvvveeee the journey and love giving pleasure to ur love for free 🥰🫗. That's why I always recommend edging ❤️‍🔥💙🌹 because it literally rewires ur brain from finish line to ➡️ baby the whole journey is pleasure thoooo!🫠👀🫀✨ Edging is also a very spiritual & tantric practice. (most intense orgasms included but that's just an add-on a "bonus" One of the most important lessons in tantric practices: focus on the journey so that the bliss is eternal.<3

In porn u learn the exact opposite there the ejac./(finish line) is the only thing that's interesting

⚫Ditch hormonal birth control like the pill

Obviously messes with ur hormones & reduces the libido AF! I have a friend who took the pill for years being with her bf at that time. They broke up she pauses for 1 month, she literally tells /asks me:" help, is it normal to get this wet? Like I actually felt real lust again after like 2 years!!! But now I'm single lol" She didn't even know how real lust feels. Reduced libido is a very strong side effect of the pill, I don't even wanna know how many girls r on the pill & have sex that's not really good & rather uncomfortable and the sex is what? Rare? So then he cheats or leaves? Because she doesnt feel REAL desire Lust enough (she just not dripping🙌) also note : tantric practicioners say: even with an average size she SHOULD truly drip b4 penetration u don't have to be big big for that, it's still way better tho.

⚫Listen to ur yoni

She way more emotionally intelligent than u, yes xD🫶 Maybye he's just a douchebag? 😅get ur checklist from the vid postet regarding what makes an excellent Dom(if u identify as a devine fem.) and the right people will make u drip ❤️‍🔥😊 ur yoni will lead u right if u really learn to listen to her, she's sensitive, she'll lead u right💙❤️😊💧

TMI

3 days ago I dripped like really seriously 💦💧😂🌹🤭🤭💙❤️‍🔥👀🪻💋❤️(I'm not gonna give any context with who or why etc.! Irrevelant! 😂🙏) I just did 😚 & I found I had an enlightening moment then✨Cause saying u'r too wet is really saying like "I'm too blessed" cause ur blessed. It's a blessing. U r a blessing, it's godly, Periodt 💙🌹❤️‍🔥😇😊

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Side note :

(I love Quora cause I think the people r so extremely honest there! :D & this honesty is really rare but powerful. I think it's really cool to understand the different gender better too (of course everyone is still different but I think one can learn quite a lot from this cool website cause:) #WELOVEHONESTY Furthermore, we should normalize talking about intimate things like this more <3