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sgdlr-asdfghjkl · 2 months

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I don't understand timezones, so I'm posting these early, hoping it'll reach you all in time :> Feel free to use them~

I wanted to draw something cute for LC fandom 💙🧡❤ When I joined here s2 was airing and it was the most fun experience of watching a show I ever had. My life isn't very happy, so having a place to just not think about it for a while is really nice. So like... thank you shiguang nation link clickers for being so welcoming and funny and multitalented and gay af and brainrotted and smart and silly an- you get it 🤝💖 thanks for making me feel less isolated 💪

'Fun' fact: while re-reading Xiaoshi's card, the pun made me tear up. They are so in love my goD, I wish that were me.

Hc about the last one: I like to think they went on an overseas trip to get married. So it's about that~ And Cheng Xiaoshi was so nervous he gave Lu Guang the pointing finger. LG finds it adorable and tells CXS to just leave it here. And that's why CXS wears a ring in s2 (why not in s1? idk maybe it comforts him, yanno after s1 ending >>)

Happy Valentines Day (✿◡‿◡)

#link click #shiguang dailiren #lu guang #cheng xiaoshi #link click art #link click fanart #shiguang #cheng xiaoshi x lu guang #my art #valentines day #valentines cards #i love puns

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sadquickchristmassnowman · 9 months

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man I’m so tired. I could really use one of these rn

#haha get it #I love puns #alt text might help if you’re confused #hashtag helpful #anyway #community #nbc community #community nbc #abed nadir

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navybrat817 · 2 months

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Delivery driver Bucky.

Love that, nonnie. Is he a shameless flirt with dirty puns?

"I got a big one for you."

"Were you expecting a delivery today? 'Cause I see you checking out my package."

"I'm an expert at getting a big package in a tight spot."

We know he always delivers. 😏

Not to mention those thighs of betrayal in those tight shorts. 🔥

Love and thanks. ❤️

#navybrat answers #bucky barnes #deliver driver!bucky barnes #i love puns #sweet nonnie #sending love ❤️#asks are always appreciated

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incorrectcoralislandquotes · 6 months

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Farmer: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Wakuu, not looking up from his work: Myxine Circifrons

Farmer:

Farmer: fsh.

#i love puns #i would totally use this #coral island #incorrect coral island #farmer #wakuu coral island #theres our scholarly boi

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brightlotusmoon · 7 months

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#how fucking dare you #i love puns #haha wordplay #love will tear us apart #joy division

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thedumb1 · 4 months

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kitnkadoodle · 7 months

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It’s a cinnabunny.

Idk sounded cute in my head

#bunnies #cinnamon buns #i love puns #animal puns #cute animals #cute art

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hot-take-tournament · 21 days

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HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT!

PRELIMINARY #269

Submission 828

We should sell Alaska to Canada

1. Proximity. Alaska is far closer to Canada (literally hanging off of its ass) than it is to America. Thus, the interests of the Alaskan people will be closer to that of the Canadians.

2. Money. The Alaska purchase costed about $117 million dollars in today's money. Imagine what the American people could do with 117 mil. Build bridges, build schools, fix pothole, etc.

3. Culture. The culture of the Alaskans is more similar to the culture of the Canadians. They do things like go fishing and hunt bears, and when the border is gone they can just meet up and hang out and talk about hunting bears and fishing

4. Necessity. If you really think about it, America does not need Alaska. Their Gdp is ranked 50th out of all the 50 states and they were really kind of a last minute thing. Since Canada's economy is smaller than America's they could use Alaska a lot more than we do, for example they can build a bunch of factories or suburban housing developments that will make them more cash so really its quite charitable.

Propacanada is always Anchoraged!

And remember to reblog your favourite polls for exposure! It Maple more people into the debate!

#i love puns #hot take tournament #tournament poll #tumblr poll #tumblr tournament #tumblr bracket #hot take #unpopular opinion #canada #usa #alaska #united states

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apollolewis · 3 months

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I haven't seen names like this since ace attorney. I live for the pun names.

#spy x family #puns #I love puns #It's ingrained into my bisexual soul #Ace attorney

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sbk-zgvlt · 10 months

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Twisted wonderland au the only change being that, instead of meeting Ace on the first day Yuu meets Sebek.

HE GOT LOST 💀💀💀

He was trying to find Malleus through Lilia's directions ("He's probably admiring some marble and stone during these hours." "???? I DONT UNDERSTAND.") and mistook Lilia's cryptic comment referring to gargoyles to be about the statues of the Great Seven.

Of course, he was surprised when he happened upon a human with their monster-cat??? familiar???? When he was expecting his young master

He immediately provokes them on sight, shouting why they're here. Yuu says that they were just passing through!!! Before Grim asks him about the statues. Sebek's jaw drops because??? These guys dont know who the Great Seven are??? PREPOSTEROUS (Proceeds to info dump to them)

Things actually go smooth from there!!! Sebek is pleasantly surprised that Grim is genuinely interested in the Great Seven and Yuu butts in with their own insightful questions. It all crashes to the ground when Sebek makes an offhand comment of how he can't believe that the school allowed a human walk around, especially with a CLEARLY not trained pet.

Cue Grim scorching the statue of the Thorn Fairy instead!!! Sebek is AGHAST. He is wailing on the ground begging for forgiveness, even before Crowley happens upon them. Crowley sighs and orders them to wash the windows, things go the same once more!

You might think: Oh, Sebek would NEVER ditch Yuu and Grim like Ace did, ESPECIALLY since its a punishment given from the headmaster himself. Consider the fact that Sebek has not seen nor heard from Malleus ever since he entered school premises, was trying to find him and is STOPPED from doing so because a human and their cat who probably has rabies scorched the THORN FAIRY'S statue.

He's going to try and find Malleus, ditching Yuu and Grim.

Now this is getting too long. So.

They actually catch Sebek without any help since Grim was unable to ditch Yuu 🫶

This Yuu is a bit more...wild (They fling Grim at the chandelier so that the chandelier could LAND ON SEBEK)

Crowley threatens expulsion and Sebek WAILS

The crying was so pathetic that Crowley told them to bring a magestone within the day, not before the sun sets/lh

They get to the mines, and Yuu and Sebek are BICKERING the whole time. "I CANT BELIEVE A PATHETIC HUMAN LIKE YOU HAS DRAGGED ME INTO YOUR MESS!!!" "WHO DITCHED THE PUNISHMENT THAT THE HEADMASTER HIMSELF GAVE US, HUH??? I CAN STILL SEE THOSE TEAR TRACKS" "SHUT UP!!!!"

Grim tried to butt into the conversation but Sebek and Yuu literally couldnt hear him over their shouting 💀

They encounter the ghosts 🔥🔥🔥 Sebek SCREAMS. Yuu makes fun of him as they run away and theres a slight hint of Sebek being scared of ghosts because of someone who "liked to dress up for halloween" (Lilia)

MAGESTONE SPOTTED 🔥🔥🔥

BLOT MONSTER ALSO SPOTTED 💀💀💀

They run away again, but not without Sebek saying bullshit about telling Yuu to run away WHILE IN THE WAY OF THE BLOT MONSTER. "STOP YOURE GOING TO DIE" "GET OUT OF HERE HUMAN, BEFORE BOTH OF US DO!" "ID LIKE FOR BOTH OF US TO STAY ALIVE ACTUALLY"

Yuu is able to convince Sebek to retreat and confronts him about his self-sacrifice bullshit. Sebek says that he's more durable than a human anyway. Yuu's concern is replaced with frustration, not knowing that Sebek is...technically right (THEY DONT KNOW HE'S HALF-FAE LMFAOOOO)

THEYRE STILL ABLE TO GET THE MAGESTONE!!! They distract the blot monster by making GRIM bait ("WHY CANT THE HENCHMAN DO IT" "YOURE SMALL AND YOU CAN BREATH OUT FIRE, YOU WANT TO SEND A HUMAN OUT THERE!?!!?!?" "Should i be offended") and Sebek uses his magic to defeat it. Yuu grabs the magestone and theyre OUTTA THERE

Grim eats the blot stone, except Sebek Heimlich maneuvers the fucking stone out of him. YEAH. THATS RIGHT. WE'RE GOING CANON DIVERGENT BABY (The stone reminded him of Lilia's cooking he not letting a bro go through that by a fucking STONE)

They get back to Crowley's office only to find him sleeping. Better be glad Sebek didnt find him with the expulsion papers he wouldve bawled

Yadda yadda, Yuu and Grim become one student, yadda yadda, Sebek and Yuu agree to NEVER speak about this experience ever again. They both expect to never bump into each other ever again

...Sebek finds out its past curfew and he's been locked out of Diasomnia (He would sleep in the courtyard but its so fucking cold no way in hell) (He knocks on Ramshackle's door looking like a kicked puppy) (Yuu lets him in out of pity)

Then ACE busts down the door, expecting NO ONE inside Ramshackle

Book 1 baby

yeah this shit long lawl uhhh id say ill continue but ill most likely forget send me an ask for each book about this if yo have low faith in me remembering 🙏🙏🙏

#twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #twst #twst sebek #sebek twisted wonderland #twst sebek zigvolt #my asks!#the crocodile cat and yuu #haha #i love puns #twst yuu #twst grim

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a-random-whovian7 · 10 months

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Should have put JK Rowling in the Titanic Submarine, we could have called it the "Surf 'n Terf".

#196 #fuck jkr #titanic #i love puns #general tomfoolery #trans rights

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hewaje · 4 months

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