#i love sanji so much pls marry me

[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: married to robin edition

— kinda implied that robin is some "celebrity" but i kind of just enviosioned her just being a really successful writer or smth LOL

— male reader ! ! !

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uso_pp: bro is definitely a mama's boy

tagged: nico.robin and nrs.husband

nrs.husband: well i call her mommy in bed anyway so it checks out

-> uso_pp: DEAR GOD.

dni_nami: they're both so whipped for each other, true love is real igggg

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freeluffy: is it normal to be this clingy with your girlfriend...[name]'s behavior seems concerning guys ://

-> roro.zoro: it kills me how serious u seem about this

princesanji: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE

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nico.robin: my husband is so thoughtful - he's never forgotten to give me floewrs whenver my older ones die <3

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nrs.husband: if my baby loves flowers IMMA GET HER FLOWERS

-> nico.robin: and i'll treasure them each time my love

princesanji: robin, i too, remember that you love flowers - do you love me now :3?

SUPERCOLA: i thought im the ways of being a SUPPPERRR husband well

-> nrs.husband: SUPPPPEERRRR

dni_nami: were these from your garden?

-> nico.robin: yes :) he has been tending to them ever since he planted them for me so now that they're grown, he made them into a bouqet

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-> dni_nami: UGH I DONT KNOW WHY I BOTHER ASKING it's too cute i might kill MYSELF

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nrs.husband: before and after the event, so proud of my beautiful girl

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nico.robin: your support means the world to me <3 i love you so much

-> nrs.husband: if you have 1000 fans, i'm one of them. if you have 100 fans, i'm one of them. if you have 10 fans, i'm one of them. if there are no more fans of nico robin in the world, then i'm dead. i love you so sososososo much more my love

uso_pp: someone check up on sanji-

-> roro.zoro: i just heard a thump from the room over, i'm gonna assume he just fell to his knees

skullnsoul: such an elegant couple - YOUNG LOVE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

-> nrs.husband: brook you're like ten years older pls ur not an old man yet LMFAO

-> nico.robin: thank you brook :)

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nico.robin: my favorite place in the world is his arms

tagged: nrs.husband

nrs.husband: i'll start crying right now.

nrs.husband: I DONT DESERVE YOU UGH

uso_pp: photo creds robin?? cmon now my work aint free

princesanji: what did [name] do in a past life to deserve a goddess such as yourself, robin-chan?

-> nico.robin: sanji you need to move on <3

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freeluffy: mama y papa :DDDD

-> nrs.husband: LUFFY LMFAOOAA

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dni_nami: the one time we get to see robin and he's hogging all her attention....wtf

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nico.robin: dw nami i reserved us a girls day at the nearby resort <3

-> dni_nami: mommy? sorry, mommy? mommy? sorry...mommy??

-> nrs.husband: hello????

uso_pp: as if he doesn't get to spend eveyr waking second with her like cmon bruh

-> nrs.husband: my BADD for loving my wife jfc i cant win w u guys

nrs.husband: omg send me this photo she looks so cute here hehehe

-> dni_nami: stfu.

nrs.husband's story:

i love lovelovelovelove my beautiful wife. everyone is just jealous she's mine <333

nico.robin replied to your story: i wondered why nami just texted me she hated you — you're very cute with this story, [name]. i love you too and am glad that i can call you mine as well <333

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[misqnon]

Royal Blue

A gen Sanji fic, around 6K words. also on ao3, here

“Hey, guys? The News Coo just dropped off a letter with the paper, but I think it was a mistake. It’s not addressed to any of us.”

“Who’s it addressed to?” Robin asks. 

“Vinsmoke.” Nami says simply, and Sanji actually staggers in his place on the deck. 

-----

Five times Sanji’s secret past as a Vinsmoke almost got revealed to the crew, and one time he can’t help but tell them.  

AKA I love dramatic character revelations and I’m bitter not everyone was there to react to Whole Cake Island. 

Disclaimer- I’ve never actually written for an active fandom before, nor have I finished reading/watching One Piece. Please forgive any blatant errors. I’m currently in the middle of Water 7 and I skip around a lot. 90% of my knowledge comes from secondary sources.

pls enjoy!

The first time it happened, it was less of a danger to his cover, and more a painful reminder that he had anything to hide at all.

After all, he’d left that history behind him so long ago that by now, more than 10 years later, he was sure he wouldn’t ever have to reveal that history. Hell, not even Zeff knew. As far as he was concerned, Sanji was just an orphan boy who’d ended up in that unlucky cruise ship kitchen, and he didn’t need to know how he’d gotten there. 

So when they’d all been traveling through the Alabasta desert, Luffy and Nami and Vivi and all the rest of the crew, Sanji hadn’t been thinking about it much at all. When they’d found out Vivi was a princess, well, it had put a little ping into his mind. That little, “You’re technically a prince, too, remember?” But he had quickly squashed it. Not anymore, and never again, so he didn’t need to dwell on the commonality between them.

That was, until weeks later, during that boundless desert trip, when they’d all been sitting around the campfire, resting up for the night on the cool desert sand. It was so much more pleasant than the heat that’d been oppressive over their heads all day. Everyone was chatting, idly enjoying the soup he’d made for everyone. Luffy had downed two bowls of it, and was now snoozing with his hat over his head to the right of them all. Zoro seemed to have a similar idea, though it wasn’t clear if he was actually asleep, or just leaning back with his eyes closed in his usual introverted manner. 

Nami and Vivi were sharing stories over the meal, shawls pulled over their shoulders, and Usopp and Chopper were messing around beside them, occasionally joining the conversation to interject one of Usopp’s grand adventures or Chopper’s impressed gasps. 

He decided to stroll over to the two women, now with his own bowl carefully balanced in his hand. The chef always ate last, after all.

“Hello, Vivi my sweet! And Nami, my swan! How is the soup?” He asked, practically floating through the air to slide in beside them both. Usopp silently rolled his eyes.

Vivi just smiled, answering for both of them. “It’s delicious, Sanji! Thank you for making dinner again.”

“Why of course! It’s my job as the chef, after all!” He sang, still balancing the soup in his hands that he has yet to even touch, now distracted. 

Then, he continued, “You know, this recipe is sometimes called ‘Marry Me Soup.’ They say it’s so good that it’ll convince you to marry the chef.” He said, wiggling his already swirling eyebrow.

Vivi just giggled. “I’m flattered, Sanji, but I don’t think my father would appreciate me getting married right now. Besides, I’ve always been told I’m expected to marry a prince.” She didn’t seem particularly happy about this, nor did she seem very enthusiastic about marriage, period- but Sanji still deflated at the undercut of a rejection. For multiple reasons.

The hopeless flirt within him almost blurted out, ‘Well, it’s your lucky day then, Princess Vivi!’

Except it didn’t, at all, because even for Vivi’s hand in marriage he wouldn’t let that secret slip. 

Instead, he just clamped his jaw shut, sat down beside them, and took a sad sip of his soup. Usopp and Chopper laughed, unaware of the true reason for his melancholy. Nami reassured Vivi he’d be fine after she momentarily worried she’d offended him, before scooching closer to inquire further if she really had to marry a prince someday, against her will. They began chatting again, Nami looking fiercely protective all of a sudden.

Sanji only had a couple more spoonfuls before he stood, silently, and walked off a few feet away from the group for a smoke.

A certain green-haired swordsman poked an eye open to glance over at him as he walked by.

That was odd. Sanji didn’t usually smoke while people were still eating. Especially the ladies. It was inconsiderate, he said, cigarette smoke wafting into people’s faces while they tried to eat, tainting the taste with the smell of nicotine.

But there he was, huffing away at the cigarette a bit too fast, in Zoro’s opinion. Then again, he didn’t really know anything about smoking. Nor did he care. He shrugged, shut his eye again, and went back to resting.

Now that Sanji thought about it, looking back, maybe it’d been on his mind more than he thought. After all, why else had he used the codename “Mr. Prince” while he impersonated Mr. 3?

—

“Liar Noland?”

“You know it, Sanji?” Nami asks, peering at this book that she’s never heard of. “But it says it was published in the North Blue.” 

“I was born in the North Blue.” He says, and actually smiles, wide and true. His memories of back then are anything but good, but…

“Didn’t I tell you?” He tries to play off, though he knows he’s done no such thing. “It’s where I grew up.”

“No, I thought you were from the East like the rest of us.” She muses, and Usopp agrees. 

Sanji continues. And a smile comes to his face again, for the same reason. “My mom used to read me that book when I was a kid.”

For a moment Nami and Usopp both think this is the first Sanji’s told them much of anything about his childhood- they know he had a pretty rough going when he met Zeff, but that’s about it. They’re too focused on the task at hand, though.

Nami opens it and begins to read, the rest of the conversation forgotten.

—

The seven of them stood around the ancient stone door as if peering at it would do anything.

“WHY WON’T THIS STUPID DOOR OPEN!?” Luffy yelled eventually, stomping his feet with impatience.

Robin stepped forward, looking closer at the intricate carvings of winged creatures and giant serpents. Most compelling was the small bowl that seemed to be carved into the center, right below a sharpened bit of rock in the enclave. 

“I’ve never seen anything like this before…” She said, hand to her chin in thought. Unlike Luffy, she wasn’t upset, only engulfed in academic curiosity. She stepped back then, walking away to inspect the other parts of the carvings, further down the wall. 

“Can’t we just break it down?” Zoro asked, poking at the old stone with little regard for its value. Nami frowned at him, slapping his hand away. 

Robin didn’t waste any emotion at his comment, still looking at the newfound bit of text she’d found behind some ivy. 

“This stuff is ancient, you idiot! It’s irreplaceable!” Nami growled, scowling as Zoro narrowed his eyes back at her. For a moment, Robin felt a bit of appreciation for the navigator. She was definitely the most levelheaded of this group so far.

“It could be booby-trapped! Besides, it’s probably worth a ton of Berry.” She said, eye’s suddenly aglow with a mischievous shine.

Nevermind, Robin thought with a sigh. 

Sanji, Usopp, and Chopper stood back with little to contribute. Usopp seemed to be trying to think of a way to get them over the impossibly tall wall, while Chopper distracted Luffy with the sighting of a big beetle.

Sanji just stood there, a lit cigarette lazily lilting smoke between his teeth. They’d probably figure it out between Usopp, Robin, and Nami. Meanwhile, he could continue to plan out what to make for the rest of the week with the meager rations of fruit and meat they’d gathered.

That was, until Robin finally stood, hand still on her chin but a look of accomplishment dancing on her features.

“Here. It says that to open the door, we must provide a drop of royal blood.” She explained, pointing to the ancient language inscribed on the ivy-covered wall.

Everyone rose their eyebrows at that, including (and especially) Sanji.

“Royal blood?” Usopp asked, confused. “Like a king or something?”

“Aw, man!” Luffy cried. “If only Vivi was still with us!”

“That doesn’t make any damn sense.” Zoro said. “How does the wall know whether the blood is royal or not?”

Robin shrugged. She was an archaeologist, not a scientist. “Who knows.” She said simply.

“I’ll just try it.” Luffy said, rolling up his sleeves and stomping over to the little enclave that held the bowl and the piercing rock. 

“Wait!!” Chopper yelled. “You can’t just go stabbing yourself with ancient rocks! Especially ones that have already had other people’s blood on it!” He cried, now trying to pull Luffy away from the wall. He continued to drone on about bacteria and blood-borne diseases as Sanji began sucking a little harder on his cigarette.

Honestly, he didn’t really see the need to get into the old temple anyway. He was starting to think they should just leave. For completely unselfish reasons.

“For once, I agree with the marimo. Let’s just break the damn thing open.” He said, stretching his leg. 

“No, damnit!” Nami said, stomping over to him. “You could set off a trap!”

He frowned at that, putting his leg down obediently. 

Usopp was next to Robin now, looking between the inscription she’d found and the spot where Chopper was still frantically pulling Luffy away from. “I don’t get it.” He decided finally. “Besides, what do they mean by ‘royal blood,’ exactly? Will any royal blood work, or only the royal blood of whoever ruled this nation?”

Robin found it to be a very good question coming from the teen. She nodded in agreement. “True. The inscription doesn’t clarify.”

As soon as Usopp said it, he began to wonder the same thing. And it made him more nervous. His poor cigarette was almost spent now. 

Would his blood work? If it did, would they suspect anything? Should he put it in now, and claim the door was just stupid, like Zoro had claimed earlier? If so, he’d better do it before Luffy, in case the rubber man’s didn’t work-

“HAHA!” Luffy exclaimed, finally pricking the tip of a rubbery outstretched finger on the rock. Chopper deflated in resignation, now joining the rest of them in peering at the bowl as Luffy’s blood fell into it. 

The drop of blood fell into the bowl, sat momentarily on the bottom, then was suddenly absorbed by the porous stone as if it was dying of thirst. Everyone looked on in various states of amazement and fear as they waited, one second, two seconds, three seconds, five, ten-

“...I don’t think it’s doing anything.” Nami finally grumbled.

“Well, the good news is, it doesn’t look like it set off any traps.” Replied Usopp, looking around anxiously for any sign of movement in the jungle around them.

Robin was peering at the bowl with curious blue eyes. “Intriguing…”

“Aw, man!” Luffy huffed. He turned suddenly to Usopp. “Usopp, you try.”

“WHAAA? WHY ME?”

“You like Kaya. And Kaya’s kinda royalty. That’s close enough, right?”

“KAYA ISN’T A PRINCESS, LUFFY! SHE’S JUST RICH! AND I’M NOT EVEN HER! THAT’S TOO MUCH OF A STRETCH.” Usopp yelled in frustration. 

Zoro, Chopper, and Nami were various degrees of frustrated and fed up listening to the two of them bicker. Sanji was still anxiously tapping his foot, hoping the captain wouldn’t systematically make them all try. And if he did, hoping that his didn’t do shit.

That is, until they heard the familiar call of Marines from up the path behind them. 

Sanji turned, eyes wide with panic. “Shit-” He said, lighting another cigarette. 

“Marines? All the way up here? How?” Someone said. Sanji wasn’t even paying attention anymore.

“HURRY USOPP! C’MON, GO!”

“NO, LUFFY! MINE WON’T BE ANY DIFFERENT!”

Zoro started unsheathing Wado, ready for a fight, though even he seemed to realize that that was far too many Marines and they were far too close to be able to run.

As the group devolved into arguing, panic, and frantic attempts to prepare for a fight, Sanji looked back one last time at that stupid door and its stupid little blood-sacrifice bowl. 

The Marines were visible now, charging from the bottom of the hill and quickly approaching- the path they’d used to get here- the only path out- now blocked. 

Sanji cursed, pushing through the mess of the crew and jabbing his thumb onto the rock. 

The group went quiet as the giant stone doors began to shake, then pulled slowly open into a dark, but open, temple. 

They all looked in surprise to Sanji, who bit down on his cigarette and began running through the opening. 

“C’mon, idiots! The Marines are right behind us!”

The group took one look back and followed, sighing in relief as the giant stone doors began to pull shut again just as they’d all made it through. 

Everyone was still running, unsure if the Marines would be able to power through, though Luffy had bound up beside him to ask,

“WOOOAH, SANJI! ARE YOU ROYALTY OR SOMETHING?”

“No, idiot. The door’s just stupid. It probably just didn’t work for you ‘cause your blood’s all rubbery and shit.”

Luffy frowned at that, though he seemed satisfied with that answer. 

Sanji didn’t turn around after that, but by the feeling of several pairs of eyes boring into the back of his head, he got the feeling the rest of the crew wasn’t quite as convinced.

—

Luckily for him, (and quite unluckily for everyone else), the temple was indeed filled with booby-traps. No one had any time to ask him why the hell his blood had worked because they’d spent the next hour or so of their lives trying not to die.

When they finally made it out the other side, sweaty and beat-up and a few crewmates still a little bit on fire, it was the last thing on everyone’s minds. Especially considering the map they’d found as spoils for their trouble.

Later that night, though, when they’d made it back to the Going Merry and everyone had feasted on grilled pork and pineapple and rice, Zoro stayed behind after dinner, arms crossed and leaning broodily against the doorframe, all despite the drinking that was now taking place out on the deck. 

“What do you want, Marimo?” Sanji spit, though he had a feeling he might already know what it was.

“Why did your blood open up that door?”

“Like I said, I don’t think that hunk of rock can actually differentiate between royal blood and not. We just got lucky.”

“Luffy’s blood didn’t work.”

“Yea, and like I said, it’s probably because his blood’s all fucked up and made of rubber.” Sanji bit back, emphasizing the fact that he’d already explained this.

“He’s still human. And I’m pretty sure I heard the Marines trying to prick themselves on it too after we got through.”

Sanji shrugged. “I guess I got some royalty in my family line somewhere, then. Like I said, lucky for us.”

Zoro glared at him. ‘Like I said, like I said.’ It was suspicious. 

“Whatever, shit-cook.” He finally replied, shoving off the wall and heading back out to deck to join the party. 

Sanji bitterly lit another cigarette.

—

“Newspaper’s here!” Someone calls from the front deck of the Sunny. Sanji’s already walking around with a tray of drinks, currently stopped at Zoro, who takes it without much of a thank you aside from a glance.

He rolls his eyes and moves on, wanting to take a peek at the paper anyway. Nami has it at the moment, so he heads over, even though he’s already given her her drink- first, as always.

“Anything interesting, Nami?” He asks, forgoing the swan~ that got him an eyeroll earlier. He’s also just genuinely curious, which has him distracted just enough to act normal around women.

She skims it and frowns. “Nah, not much. Unless you consider Buggy interesting news.” She says, throwing the stack of parchment to the nearby table without a care. She takes her drink and leaves, presumably to go work at her desk.

Sanji does not find Buggy the Clown to be worthy of his attention, but the damn weirdo happens to pop up way more than he or any of the crew seems to think reasonable. 

Regardless, he takes a peek at the newspaper anyway, since he’s already there. Nami’s right, nothing’s of interest- save for the stupid comic strip they’ve included on the last page.

Sora, Warrior of the Sea.

Sanji frowns, his face twisting up into the kind of gangster-like grimace he reserves for Zoro when he’s most exceptionally pissed him off. 

He’s not nearly as bothered about it as he should be, but the comic is included in almost every issue of the paper they’ve received since they hit the Grand Line. The first time he’d spotted the Vinsmoke name he’d nearly had a stroke, but apparently, the few crew members who actually read that bit of the paper seemed convinced it was all fictional, the villainous Germa 66 army included.

Sanji was quite fine with leaving it that way.

It’s just a shitty attempt at Marine propaganda, and the fact his family’s been written in as villains as if they aren’t a real royal family kinda does make him laugh. They’ve become so synonymous with evil that they’re written as cartoon villains by the same news company that works with them in the crime underworld. Sanji’s surprised they don’t see it as a slap in the face- maybe they do, but the strips continue to come out unchanged.

On the best days he laughs acridly at the insult it does his biological father, on the worst he bites his lip in anger that he and his crew have to be exposed to their existence.

Though…

He reads the title over again.

Even if it’s just some bullshit marine propaganda, the way they’ve named the main character who beats the evil Germa family again and again brings a small grin to his lips.

—

All in all, the various times his past had almost come out had been relatively easy to cover up.

The closest call, however, had been when they’d landed on an unsuspecting Spring island, a little too close to the North Blue for his liking.

Franky had stayed behind to work on the ship, but the rest of them had gone ahead and went inland to restock supplies, stretch their legs, and find what this island had to offer. 

And for once, they'd decided to stick together instead of splitting up. Mainly because some signs around town had said something about a big festival taking place in the square, and Nami, Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper had convinced the last few less sociable crewmates to come along. 

Despite the proximity to North Blue, Sanji wasn't actually that worried. He'd never heard of this island before, and he doubted his father would be anywhere near it either. Germa may be a wandering country, but it hadn't left the North Blue in a while as far as he knew, and at the moment they were still in the Grand Line.

So when they all walked up the brick path to the town square, finding before them a wonderful spread of tents, stages, and food stalls, he actually found himself a little excited. Good food, good entertainment, and- he squinted his eyes at the closest stage, where a group of women in traditional garb were performing a folk dance.

Beautiful women? Hell yea, maybe this pit stop would be worth it after all.

“Wow, this looks amazing!” Nami cried, clapping her hands together. “I wonder what it’s all for?”

Usopp jutted a hand over his shoulder. “I think one of the signs we passed said it’s somebody’s birthday. Probably one of the kingdom’s rulers, if I had to guess.”

“Usopp, look!” Chopper interjected, pulling lightly on the leg of the sharpshooter’s pants. “They have cotton candy!”

“Cotton Candy!?” Luffy grinned, patting his hat. He ran off like a cartoon character, leaving a trail of smoke and guffaws of laughter behind him. Usopp and Chopper followed behind.

“Wait! You guys don’t have any money!” Nami said, jogging after them with her Berry pouch already half-opened to loan some out (with interest).

Eventually, she’d caught them, and handed out a bit of Berry to the rest of the crew, too. She sent Zoro back to the ship to grab Franky, both so he wouldn’t miss out and so that Zoro wouldn’t get lost on his own. (If he could even make it back to the ship, anyway).

Then she and Robin began making rounds to all the shops and stalls while they waited, leaving Sanji to do whatever he liked by his lonesome. 

And he had absolutely no problem with that. 

Obviously, he went straight over to the dancers, making obnoxious heart-eyes in the audience while he watched. 

Soon enough, though, he calmed down and ended up wandering the food stalls, trading recipes with the vendors and even picking up some local produce from others. 

He'd spent nearly an hour doing so, occasionally running into another Strawhat or two, when a man stopped him near one of the textile stalls. 

Sanji had been about to head back to the ship, looking over one last fancy gourd with a scrutable eye, when someone called out his name. Well, a name.

"Young Master Vinsmoke?"

Sanji felt his blood run cold. He snapped his head up, his eyes meeting a man he didn't recognize. 

He looked friendly enough- actually, he looked quite pleased to see him. He was posed nervously, as if he couldn't believe what was before him. 

Now that Sanji thought about it, he did look somewhat familiar- the frilly outfit and the pins, bobs, and needles stuck into his pin-cushion bottoms. Some measuring tape hung loosely from a pack on his side, and bifocal glasses sat atop his head. 

Not familiar enough, though. And Sanji didn't care who the hell he was, not after calling him that. 

"Are you talking to me?" Sanji asked, cold anger already growing, though at the moment he was trying to keep his cool. 

The man shook his head in amazement. "It is you, isn't it? Young Master Sanji? Why, they told me you'd died!"

Sanji just gaped at him, his latest cigarette falling gracelessly out of his mouth. 

He suddenly grabbed the man by the collar of his shirt and dragged the two of them behind the nearest stall, to an unoccupied alleyway nearby. The man squeaked in surprise, which Sanji ignored.

"Who the hell are you?" He gritted out, suddenly realizing his friends could be nearby. He prayed nobody had heard them. After last time, there'd be no way he'd be able to sweep it under the rug again. 

"O-Oh, you don't remember me! My apologies, sir. I'm Taloose. I work as a royal tailor. I worked for your family when you were young, Mr. Vinsmoke.”

“STOP CALLING ME THAT.” Sanji growled, resisting the urge to pull the man up by the lapels of his frilly suit. He knew the other man didn’t know any better, but it still pissed him off. 

Taloose squeaked again. “I’m sorry, sir!”

Sanji let out an irritated breath. “And stop calling me sir.” He grumbled, though with considerably less bite. 

“I don’t answer to that name anymore, and I’m not a prince either. So just Sanji is fine.”

The tailor seemed hesitant to comply, but he nodded, silently. 

There was a long and uncomfortable silence then. Sanji did recognize him, now that he thought about it. He barely saw the guy- maybe every couple months when he was really young, coming in to fix up little suits for special events for him and his siblings. At that age Sanji was still quite friendly, despite the abuse, but he didn’t form close bonds with the various workers at the beck and call of the Vinsmokes. If anything, he was too focused on his mother’s health and his failings in training. Any memories of this guy were quick snippets and stills of standing on a platform with measuring tape around his waist, and little else.

Realizing the silence had stretched a bit too far, Sanji figured he should probably say something. He had dragged the guy back here, after all.

“Tell me…If you worked for my family, then what are you doing here?” He tried not to let his anxiety seep into his question.

“Well, I’m a traveling tailor. I serve many royal families, including the family here. I helped craft the princess’s dress for this party, as well as some of the other family members. Once I was done, I decided I’d stop by and peruse the textile booths around the market- quite a fine selection if I do say so myself-!” He watched Sanji’s face become irritated and decided to shut up. “But, yes. Just here for the event, really.”

Sanji eyed him carefully. “Do you…still work for my family?” 

Taloose shook his head. “No, actually. I don’t mean to flatter you, but you were always my favorite of the Vinsmoke children. Miss Reiju was alright, but the other three boys were quite rude, and with age they only got worse.” He made an unsettled face, as if to imply ‘rude’ wasn’t the full extent of it. 

“It became increasingly difficult to work with them, and my work reflected that. I was on the verge of quitting anyway when your father fired me. I wasn’t qualified to be sewing raid suits anyway.” He scoffed.  

“So you don’t have contact with them any more? You won’t tell them that you met me here?” Now his voice was betraying his anxiety, but he didn’t care.

Taloose just shook his head, smiling kindly. “No sir. I wouldn’t go back even if they paid me a million berries!” He said, standing tall and adjusting his frilly collar with pride. 

Sanji felt himself relax a bit. He nevertheless pulled a new cigarette from the pack in his front pocket. 

“You wouldn’t happen to know where they are nowadays, would you?” He asked after a drag. His fingers twitched ever so slightly despite the coolness he now desperately attempted to front.

Taloose was luckily a man without judgement. He shook his head gently. “No, I don’t have a clue. Hard to tell with the place always on the move.” He paused then, looking over Sanji with keen eyes. 

“...I can tell you don’t wish to see them again. I apologize if my presence here made you uncomfortable. I assure you, I haven’t had contact with the Vinsmoke family in years. Should for whatever reason I come into contact with them again, I will not reveal your presence.” He says, bowing. “I promise.” A smile graces his face within the bow.

Sanji grumbles as he grabs Taloose by his collar, yanking him up to stand again. “Ya don’t gotta bow to me, idiot.” 

“...But I appreciate that. Thanks.”

—

Sanji and Taloose part ways after that. 

He’s glad to be rid of the reminder of his past, glad to have the reassurance the Vinsmokes aren’t actively searching for him or anything- but still troubled to have these memories brought back yet again. Running from your past is easy until you’re traveling the world with infamy, and suddenly the spotlight seems to put you back on the radar of harm long thought dead.

Make no mistake, Sanji didn’t regret his choice to join the Strawhats in the slightest. But he was beginning to wonder how much longer he could conceivably keep this secret.

It’s two years before it finally comes back to bite him in the ass.

—

“Hey, guys? The News Coo just dropped off a letter with the paper, but I think it was a mistake. It’s not addressed to any of us.”

Everyone’s heads pop up from their respective locations around the ship, peeking at Nami and the stack of papers now held in her hand. Luffy swings over from his spot on the figurehead. 

“What’s it say!? Open it!” He yells excitedly, now looking down over her shoulder at it himself. 

“You can’t open someone else’s mail, Luffy, it’s against the law.”

“We’re pirates!” He retorts, and for once Nami feels silly, realizing he’s right in this matter. She purses her lips and eyeballs it again, some recognition starting to come to her face. 

Sanji has come down from the galley by now, hands in his pocket as he and most of the rest of the crew approaches the only entertainment they’ve had so far on an unusually boring day of sailing.

“Who’s it addressed to?” Robin asks. 

“Vinsmoke.” Nami says simply, and Sanji actually staggers in his place on the deck. 

“Strangely enough, isn’t that the villain from that popular comic in the newspaper sometime? Why on Earth would someone try to send a fake character a letter? And how’d we end up with it?” Nami continues, though Sanji doesn’t hear her. He’s too busy falling into the depths of a panic attack here and now.

He’d say that his stomach dropped when he heard her say the name, that his blood ran cold, but with his worst trauma suddenly cropping up in front of him in real life, truly occurring and unable to be stopped, right before the gaze of his crew, his family- he just feels nothing. A switch flips in him and all he feels his nothingness, and then pure hot fear.

“...Sanji? Are you okay?” Chopper asks from beside him, his kind face full of worry at the cook’s near instant reaction. He looks pale, his face is staring straight down at the deck like if he doesn’t look up it isn’t real, and from this angle Chopper can actually see both of his eyes for once, and they’re both blown wide and full of fear. 

But he doesn’t answer, because as Chopper asks this Nami slips her thumb under the fold of the envelope and is about to rip it open, and Sanji lurches forward and has to stop himself from Diable Jambe-ing Nami’s hands and burning the letter to ash. He still does something quite out of character for him when it comes to the redheaded woman- which is that he actually yells at her to stop.

Nami, and everyone else, for that matter, freezes.

“Sanji?” Nami asks, incredulous, and a little worried.

He settles for taking it from her hands, as gently as he can manage, which is not at all.

“Don’t.” He says darkly, even though he already has the letter safely in his own hands.

Everyone is silent. They all expect someone to break the silence and yell about not being rude to Nami, but the person they expect to do so is standing right in front of them, doing exactly that. Sanji sighs, and without looking at his crew, slowly rips open the letter.

He looks it over, eyeing it as if he’s in his own pocket dimension at the moment, and no one else is there. Then, when he’s read the contents, he pauses, folds the letter, and sticks it in the pocket of his slacks. 

Everyone is waiting with a question on their lips when he finally looks up again, but no one says anything, even Luffy.

Then Sanji sighs, and crosses his arms. He looks all of a sudden more nervous and unsure of himself than they’ve seen him since before Saboady, maybe even since they’ve met him.

“Do you guys remember…back in Skypiea, when we found the book Liar Noland?”

It seems an odd place to start, but they all give various sorts of a nod.

“And I told you all how I was actually born in the North Blue.” He says, reaching an arm up to rub awkwardly at the back of his neck. He really wished he had a cigarette right now, but he didn’t want to interrupt by lighting one.

They nod again, aside from Franky and Brook, who hadn’t been on the crew yet at that time.

“Well…” He can’t help it anymore. Quicker than they’ve ever seen him do it before, he slips a cig from his pack and lights it with ease, pulling some smoke out of it like he’s thirsty for it. They’ve all started to put pieces together by now, or at the very least, realize he’s about to open up to them about something quite big.

“My real name…No. My birth name is Vinsmoke Sanji.” He says, wincing at the words put together outloud. “And I’m…I was a prince.” 

Everyone’s eyebrows raise at that, eyes widening; save for Zoro and Luffy, who stay relatively straight-faced, listening intently.

“I left when I was 8. I snuck onto a cruise ship, and then Zeff found me.” He continues, mincing the more ugly details that he doesn’t quite feel ready to tell them yet. He doesn’t want this to become a sob story.

“Basically, I’m a runaway prince. Though my father told everyone I was dead anyway…” He sucks in another breath full of smoke. He keeps stuttering and trailing off in his words in a way that so isn’t like him, it’s making him sick. He just wants to get this over with.

“The point is, this letter…It’s for me. I’ve been invited back…”

For a moment, Sanji considers not telling them the truth. He doesn’t want to put them in danger, he doesn’t want them to pity him, he doesn’t want them to feel the need to help him, to do so because he’s too weak to do it himself.

But he also trusts them. More than anyone else in the world, save for his father. His real father.

“For an arranged marriage to one of Big Mom’s daughters.” He grits out, biting down on his cigarette with distaste.

Usopp looks ready to burst with questions, Nami and Robin are incredulous, and even Zoro looks vaguely emotive. Franky and Chopper and Brook are just waiting for someone else to say something first.

But Luffy is, strangely enough, smiling. He adjusts the position of the straw hat on his head, ensuring it’s nice and tight. Then he gives Sanji a grin.

“I’ve been waiting for a reason to pick a fight with Big Mom.” He says. 

And somehow, that’s the most reassuring thing he could have heard Luffy say to all of that.

#one piece #one piece spoilers #i am a new fan from the live action. but if u are a new fan from the live action. dont read this unless ur okay with spoilers #sanji #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #op #my writing #fic #fanfiction #one piece fanfiction #one piece fanfic #whole cake island #whole cake arc #whole cake spoilers #kinda. barely #strawhat pirates #the pacing in this is a little off and the ending is Eh but otherwise im pretty happy w this. yippee #cross posted on ao3

[thirstydiglett]

Straw Hats and their favorite bands <3

Luffy 👒

Luffy is into any kind of dance music, but especially samba and salsa (them Brazilian roots baby)! He does NOT know how to dance in the slightest but he loves the rhythm 🥰 However Luffy will listen to literally anything that his friends like. He loves to get new recs from the people he loves!

Zoro ⚔️

Zoro listens to System of a Down religiously. No, he has no idea what any of the lyrics are about. He just thinks it’s good for training what an absolute moron lol marry me

Nami 🍑

This girly listens to Bikini Kill, Sleater-Kinney, Le Tigre, Be Your Own Pet. The riot grrl-ier the better. Nami’s a bad bitch, you can’t tell me she doesn’t love listening to other bad bitches (And probably hooking up with them at their shows lol)

Usopp 🥽🤥

EDM. Every subgenre, every day. My dude DJs on the side and he’s pretty damn good too (TERRIBLE dancer tho 😐). I also feel like as a known exaggerator about life at sea, he has a soft spot for ballads and sea shanties, particularly for anything Gordon Lightfoot.

Sanji🚬👨🏼‍🍳

Obviously, the member of the strawhats with the best taste listens to jazz while he cooks. But we’ve also seen him playing guitar (ok it wasn’t canon but Oda drew a cover of it and that’s good enough for me) so I think as a musician his music tastes are likely pretty diverse. Obviously every kind of love song, but I also think our little weirdo would have a soft spot for weirder musicians—think David Byrne, Robert Smith, David Bowie, hell maybe even Kate Bush. He definitely DOESNT think about fucking David Bowie at least 11 times a day that would be ridiculous he’s not even INTO guys come on 😅😅😅😅

Oh. And he’s a Swiftie.

Chopper 🩺🦌

Remember how when animal crossing new horizons came out and there was that song that everyone loved, Bubblegum KK? https://youtu.be/1nomS1pYeZ0?si=-uCPqwCGO5O8S1wC this one. That’s just playing in Chopper’s head 24/7 365.

Robin 💪🏻🌸

I dunno why, but I see Robin vibing to a lot of slowcore and post rock stuff—think Low and Explosions in the Sky. After 20 years on the run, I think she just wants to listen to some really calming, warm stuff that she can curl up in and get lost. She is the number one YouTube searcher of “ASMR soundbath binaural beats for sleep” in the entire world

Franky 🤖🦾

Franky gives me old-school doo-wop vibes. Like I can just picture him in his workshop, tinkering with stuff, burger in one hand, tapping his feet to Blue Moon by the Marcels (see link ⬇️) or Barbara Ann by the Regents. Omg he’s singing along too and his voice is TERRIBLE but its so cute and he’s having so much fun that nobody minds in the slightest 🥰🥰🥰🥰 I love him so much

Brook 💀🎩

Brook is that dude you know who’s SUPER into the live music scene. Dude listens to EVERYTHING and usually knows at least one member of every band he listens to. He’ll get you into post-y2k Viking sludgecore and Mongolian bubblegum pop and front porch old-time blues and he’ll show you the best venues to see all of it. What a good friend!

Jinbei 🐋🥋

Enya. Motherfucker LOVES Enya.

Bonus! Law ❤️🐻‍❄️

Lol he listens to nothing but Bauhaus. He’s had to replace his Bauhaus records 14 times because he wears through them from over listening. What is wrong with this man pls give him my number

🥰 Thank you for reading, friends 🥰

#one piece #straw hats #straw hat luffy #mugiwara no luffy #ronoroa zoro #pirate hunter zoro #zoro #cat burglar nami #Nami #usopp #god ussop #straw hat zoro #straw hat nami #straw hat pirates #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #tony tony chopper #straw hat chopper #chopper #nico robin #franky #straw hat franky #Brook #straw hat brook #jinbei #trafalgar law #law one piece #Youtube

[cyborg-franky]

Happy birthday Purple! P2

@tsunderedoctor to me is such a staple in the One Piece writing comunity. She is kind, considerate and sweet. Her emeregency requests have helped myself and others when we are having hard times. She welcomes every newbie into the fandom with open arms. She has become a very important part of our lives and today we just wanted to do something to say thank you Purple and happy birthday!

This is my part to the collab me and @missallsundaes have worked on together!

Their part is here PART ONE

This part has quest appearances from yours truly @missallsundaes @chloenanami @goingmorry @my-one-piece-experience @thatbadbruja @pure-kirarin @portgaslari @undercoverweeeb

I love you guys <3

You walked with Law towards Cora’s house, you loved the clumsy man, he had welcomed you into the family with open arms and a bright smile. You thought about him fondly as you held Law’s hand, he wasn’t saying much, nothing unusual there but he kept looking at his phone every so often. “What’s up?” You asked him and he looked from his phone, blinking “Nothing, just seeing if Cora-san wanted me to grab anything on our way, he didn’t”

You nodded at his explanation, walking down the street only a few minutes away. You reached his house, Law was awkwardly loud when he jingled his keys in the lock, you gave him a look when he opened the door, letting it click loudly before fully opening it.

“WELCOME!” Corazon waved from the sofa and attempted to get up before falling back onto the sofa with an OOF. Law rolled his eyes and watched his long-limbed parent pick himself up once more and rushed over to you, he wrapped his arms around you and bundled you into a hug.

“Hello Cora-san” you said happily, muffled by the tall man’s chest as he lifted you up, feet dangling before he set you down. “Happy birthday my dear!” You grinned back up at him, you loved your father-in-law he was so lovely.

“I have something in the kitchen for you!”

“Did you bake?” You asked Corazon, you sniffed to see if there was a hint of burning still in the air. Law watched you knowing what was going to happen. Corazon led the way into his dining room where there was a stack of gifts on one table, a huge cake with an assortment of treats on another and..

“HAPPY BIRTHAY PURPLE!” everyone in the room all yelled at the same time.

Your eyes widened as you stared around the room, all the decorations in your favourite colours, the gifts, the beautifully decorated cake and all your friends. You felt yourself tearing up before Law pulled you against his chest, leaning down to kiss your forehead. Oh he hadn’t forgotten! What a wonderful awkward man you’d married.

“Sorry we didn’t mean to make you cry!” Acacia laughed feeling a little guilty as Corazon wrapped his long arms around them, resting his chin on top of their head.

“No, it’s okay! Happy tears!” You said with a sniffle.

“Phew, I was worried we’d made you upset” Sabo chuckled itching his neck as Kira clung to his arm, dragging him with her as she thrust a card towards you “Here!” she said cheerfully.

“Thank you so much!” you opened it, smiling at the pretty card, Law taking it to put it up on display. “Oh, wow and the cake!” you gushed walking over and admiring the cake, every little detail was amazing, little tartlets with cute polar bear designs sat beside it. “It’s so perfect!”

“You are very welcome Purple-swan! I did my best, I even had some help” The blond grinned, one arm around Chloe’s waist while his other was around Luxi, both leaning into his touch and giving a thumbs up “It was hard to get him to stop being a control freak in the kitchen..”Luxi mumbled shooting Sanji a look.

“I tried to be really subtle with finding out what flavours you like” Chloe added “Sanji and Law didn’t like my idea of Law jumping out the cake naked, so this’ll have to do”

“Hopefully he didn’t poison us” Zoro mumbled from where he sat, Ronnie perched on his knee as he sipped from a beer he had already started drinking before the party had even started “Now, now play nice” Ronnie warned tapping Zoro on the nose.

Luffy laughed at the interaction between Sanji and Zoro, arm holding his stomach as he laughed louder, amused by his friends’ antics. The laughing died down as he edged towards the table, hands making grabbing gestures at the snacks “Luffy!” Ashe huffed slapping his hand, Luffy pouted at her “You can’t start yet… unless you sneak me something…”

“Tonight’s going to be an interesting one yoi” Marco smirked watching as everyone interacted with each other from where he sat on the sofa, feeling pleased with himself between Val and Franky. Val leaned against him, hand on his chest as she giggled “Least we have a few doctors if anything gets TOO crazy huh?”

“I promise I’ll try not to get too drunk” Franky leaned back against the blond’s arm, feeling Marco play with his hair. “I expect you won’t be the only one” Marco chuckled shooting a lazy glance over to Ace who put his hand to his chest gasping in mock offence.

“Me?” Ace batted his eye lashes trying to feign innocence. “Yes, you! hopefully you can keep your clothes on this time” Lari laughed as Ace wrapped an arm around her waist and pulled her closer “And your one to talk” Ace huffed in reply.

Everyone had a good time, you felt so happy seeing all your friends having a good night, you ate good food, talked with good friends, played games and most of all got kisses form your boyfriend. “I can’t believe you planned all this for me Law..” You said sinking into the sofa next to him “I had help, your friends are a pretty excitable bunch huh?”

You nodded, smiling. “Thank you”

“Anything for you” He made sure no one was watching as he leaned down and kissed you, soft and sweet. You both went a bright shade of red when others saw and cheered.

#gift #selfship #one piece reader insert

[luna-talks-stuff]

I’ve reached the timeskip and I have feels

I’ve only know Shirahoshi for like 5 chapters but she’s adorable and I will protect her forever

I’ve always been annoyed by the nose bleed in anime but One Piece turned it into a medical condition where Sanji almost died like twice, like that’s so creative but poor Sanji

How did Zoro lost his eye?

That whole scene with Franky was amazing, I was freaking out like Usopp and Chopper

Holy shit Usopp looks badass, but he’s still the dork I love so much

Chopper becomes more adorable every time, how is this possible

Nami grew up so pretty :3

Hancock will do everything she can to marry Luffy right? (and he only thinks of meat, poor Hancock xD)

Not time skip related but Sabo is adorable :3 (also Ace why ;-;)

What do you mean Makino had a child? Who is the father? Pls tell me Oda ;-;

I knew Ace would die but reading it was brutal, can I join whatever ‘Ace didn’t deserve to die’ club that’s available?

Look at them being cute :3

#one piece #chronicles of reading one piece #straw hat pirates #portgas d ace #one piece sabo #bunch of dorks #i love them #chopper how are you so cute

[lunabeaner]

FOR THE CHARACGER MEME pls do: law ace zoro nami >:)

OH BOI- uh- uh..!! Law:favorite thing about them: I actually have an old list of 100 reasons why I love him, but I really don’t wanna write it here bc I was 16 and I love him even more now, so uh… He’s a canon dork, and I’ve always imagined he was just as a poor scarred soul who thought he was cool and acted cool in front of the cool kids when he really just a nerd. I mean, who’s cool and collects coins??? Who just straight up tells someone they don’t like bread and then proceeds to act surprised he said hat? Because he doesn’t know what to do with himself because he’s not used to sharing his feelings publicly. I find that beautiful, & plus the way he smiles while eating soup?? A Godly view. I live every day bc he’s alive, and I always have a feeling Oda’s plans for him are death bc he’s satan, why else would he take away female’s inards to make them look thiccer and kill Ace, a boy who was lonely and abused by the people around him?A-anyway, back to LAw!! least favorite thing about them: If there was something I hated about Law (Which I dont…… …)I don’t like how he rushed into the idea of kicking Doffy’s butt. It was a greedy move, but then again, he had not much training in respect and peace of mind, as he didn’t get to be raised by his good parents. He just wanted instant revenge. He complained that Luffy was rushing into the point selfishly, yet he did too, which is fine though. Neither of them were raised with parents or guardians with self control themselves. But it’s all ok because it just shows how human they were written. favorite line: I can’t remember the exact line, but the one where Chopper asked where the kids were and Law said they he had cut them up. Iconic. What a dad move. (To Chopper.)brOTP: Chopper and Law. Or Bepo and Law. Law’s either a furry or he just really likes animals.OTP: Not to be weird or anything, but I’d marry him.nOTP: Luffy/Kid x Law bc Luffy belongs to adventure and meat, and all Kid and Law did was give each other dirty looks. (No offence but, I feel like 90% of people who ship them are the fujoshi girls and those types of people dont… make me happy,, bc aren’t fujoshi’s those gross girls who say: “My gay sin babies” ??? Or??? … and bc.. idk, something seems off about the ship..)random headcanon: Law’s a weeb and a furry. Actually, is that even a headcanon? P sure that’s canon. uh- Law really wants a spotted owl.unpopular opinion: (Pls, no one kill me ;w; but-)I don’t like how some people write Law as overly romantic as to how socially awkward he is canonly. If it’s their own AU, go right on ahead, but to me, canonly, Law’s really an inner edgelord dork nerd weeb teen who’s got a bad case of PTSD. He’d be really awkward and probably, although he’d try to act confident in everything he says, but I think it’d take him a whole lot of time to trust anyone he’d be romanticlly interested in.song i associate with them: Probably Lost Ones Weeping by Kagamine Rin or uh- This Is Home- Cavetown *sweats*favorite picture of them: *insert every canon image or google image of him* AND UH- THIS ONE IS GOOD TOO!!!!!!

He’s like… Naruto,,,???

Ace:favorite thing about them: Baby boy. Baby. Ace,,, aa…AAA.. i,,, miss him,,, my boy,,, my … boy… I,.,, he,,, he. him… He deserved the world so Akainu shoved him into it. //stabbed to deathleast favorite thing about them: If I ever said a single flaw of Ace, it’d be my evil clone saying it, or something bad happened to me. Shoot me on the spot.favorite line: Every time he said Luffy.brOTP: isn’t that just ASL???OTP: ngl, I’d die for Ace.nOTP: Marco x Ace, Marco is probably the #1 Ace dad.random headcanon: The.. reason why Ace always falls asleep is..he’s got Narcolepsy…unpopular opinion: I should have died, not Ace ;w;song i associate with them: Hide And Seek- Miku :’)favorite picture of them: Babi

Zoro:favorite thing about them: Fell in love with him (Platonicly) when I first met him when he ate those riceballs from the dirt. Iconic. I could never. What a role model. (Kids, please don’t look to him as a role model, that was a terrible line by me,please don’t do what he does. You may die or go to jail. Or both.)least favorite thing about them: ???? What??? He’s???? ???? My green son???favorite line: “I got on… The wrong ship…”brOTP: Luffy and Zorro.OTP: Honestly, Zoro belongs to everyone. Zoro is the husband character, lol.nOTP: Uh… Has anyone done something cursed as to ship him with Mihawk???? I sure hope they haven’t,,,random headcanon: The reason why Zoro always get’s lost is because he starts to think about stuff. Like, deep in though. YOu know that brain meme? That’s him. He’s thinking bout that kinda stuff probably.unpopular opinion: he should let his hair grow out a bit more. If he fluffed it a bit, he could become one with his kin. Marimo…song i associate with them: Katana-Zoro :))favorite picture of them:

Nami:favorite thing about them: She’s the queen. I don’t care what anyone says, she’s an icon to everyone. least favorite thing about them: Nothing. Nami is baby, and I love her.favorite line: I,,, the one where she wants to save the children,,!!!!brOTP: Nami and Usopp!!!OTP: Ngl, I love Sanji x Nami to death, but Nami with anyone really. Except Zoro. I don’t really see it?? nOTP: Hmmb… idk, I haven’t seen any cursed Nami ships yet.random headcanon: Nami eats so much citris she has liquid po- *immediatly dies by Sanji*unpopular opinion: Idk man, Nami’s just cool and I love her. She’s a queen.song i associate with them: Last of Me (Teto’s version)favorite picture of them:

sorry this post is long!!

#one piece #op headcanons #trafalgar law #nami #roronoa zoro #Portgas D. Ace #ask #zorosgirlfriend #luna ramble #luna ask #yells #long post

[lonelydoctors]

zoro x robin pls

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - not that long, once zoro starts noticing he’s gay and robin starts noticing how much she actually likes franky

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - very quickly. soon after robin started travelling with them, they were a thing

How was their first kiss? - clumsy. zoro was quite drunk and robin was just there reading her books, and damn, zoro just wanted to kiss her

Wedding:

Who proposed? - nobody, they're not getting married (but if they did, it would most likely be robin)

Who is the best man/men? - for zoro, it has to be luffy. robin chooses nami.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - 

Who did the most planning? - good joke. it’s definitely not zoro.

Who stressed the most? - nobody i think? zoro just doesn't care that much and robin can always keep her calm in stress situations.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - they didn't invite a lot of people anyways, but robin was adamant to not invite crocodile (even though luffy kind of wanted to)

Sex: (not answering this, i don’t feel that comfortable with this pairing)

Who is on top? -

Who is the one to instigate things? -

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? -

How many children will they adopt? -

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -

Who is the stricter parent? -

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -

Who is the more loved parent? -

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?

Who cried the most at graduation? -

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - robin, probably. she read quite a few cookbooks and is not entirely lost in the kitchen

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - also robin. zoro likes about anything, robin’s tastebuds are a bit more refined. 

Who does the grocery shopping? - robin. sometimes with nami, sometimes with sanji. zoro would get lost with the groceries.

How often do they bake desserts? - never, really. they both prefer savoury things.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - for zoro it’s definitely meat, robin likes both, but often goes for the salad.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - zoro, surprisingly. he gives it his best in the kitchen and may even have asked a certain blond cook to help him a bit, and he lives for the look on robin’s face when she sees his dinner.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - robin, she loves exploring and walking around and with time, zoro even gets better with directions.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - zoro

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - robin. zoro mostly just sleeps in it.

Who is really against chores? - both. neither are very fond of cleaning, shopping and all that stuff, they prefer to spend their time sleeping, reading or exploring.

Who cleans up after the pets? - 

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - zoro. but robin does it sometimes, too.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - nobody, they are both very chilled people.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - nobody, nami would never let that happen.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - robin. she loves the relaxing feeling and the feel of her clean skin and hair. zoro just showers to get it over with.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? -

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - never, they don’t care that much about the holidays.

What are their goals for the relationship? - fun

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - the person who spends most of their time sleeping (hint it’s zoro)

Who plays the most pranks? - robin! she loves prank, they show her childish side 

thanks! I hope i did it justice, i don’t really ship these two but i tried my best!

send me a ship and i’ll answer this!

#ask #ask game #zobin