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𝑴𝑰𝑫𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑭𝑰𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵. 🌠 ⋅˚₊ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

── ♡︎ ˚. ꒰ pairing ꒱ ˒˓ Jungkook x f!reader ˒˓ best friends to lovers au genre/tags: fluff, (some) angst, smut, a lot of this is narrated in jk’s perspective, mutual pining (they’re both so dumb and oblivious of each other’s feelings), oc really likes the color pink and girly thingss, it is implied that oc is much shorter than jk, mentions of periods, dry humping, fingering/finger sucking, spanking, piv, unprotected sex (are we surprised atp ?), slight dom!jk, lots of praising bc i’m a simp for that, creampiee words: sooo this was supposed to be only 2-3k words and when i was done it became 6.2k so yeah 😅

[ note ] the title of the fic is inspired by the song midnight fiction by illit ! it’s such a good song and was listening to it while writing most of this haha .

There was no exact ‘eureka’ moment for him that made him realize when he started falling for you, it just sort of …happened. He’s bottled these feelings inside for years, buried them so deep underground that there’s no way you could possibly detect his true infatuation for you. Jungkook was willing to keep this little secret to himself for as long as he lived, though tonight— he was seemingly ready to risk it all. His posture stilled atop of your canopy bed, silently watching as you step back into the dimly lit room, with only a pink towel clad around your torso. It should’ve been like any other normal day, simply going back to whatever else he was doing; but he couldn’t take his eyes off you for a second, not when you’re looking like this.

So pretty . . . . So perfect . . . Angelic . . .

His thoughts were scattered all over the place, none of them were making a lick of sense, but one thing he knew for certain was that you’re the most precious doll he’s ever seen. Almost every other girl he used to date (attempts at distracting himself of his feelings) were miles behind you, no one’s come nearly as close to having such a deep, long-lasting bond with him as he does with you. So he just gave up on dating overall, he’s been single for two and a half years now and is loving every bit of it. You on the other hand, you’re always jumping to the next relationship, never being single for more than a month or two, which is honestly insane to him but he gets it from the guy’s perspective— who wouldn’t want to date you?

He’s thought about telling you many times before, but it’s never been the right time. Though there really is no ‘perfect’ time to even confess something like that, he just doesn’t want it to be a situation where things can get misinterpreted. Jungkook’s the type of person that leaves no room for error in any of his plans, if there’s even a slight chance you might say no, he won’t risk the rejection. It’s better off to keep hopelessly chasing this dream he’s pictured so vividly in his mind, instead of having it all vanish once he reveals the truth. Everyone has skeletons in their closet, but it’s gotten progressively more difficult not to confront them every time he’s around you.

Maybe in another life you could be his girlfriend, somewhere in an alternate reality where you’re happily together and living in a fancy apartment as a beautiful couple. At least that’s what he hopes for.

You’re so pretty it physically hurts, only causing him more stress and inner turmoil from staring at you for so long. He wants to thank your parents for creating such a masterpiece, you really are everything he wants in a woman. If this were a cartoon his eyes would’ve been filled with nothing but hearts and practically jumping out from his sockets. It’s literal torture, internally fighting the urge of coming clean and the possibility of losing a 10+ year friendship with you was soon beginning to deem itself worth it; if that means he’s able to bury his face between your thighs at least once in his lifetime. He’s fantasized about having you like that in more ways he can count, this is kind of pathetic but… he’s secretly jealous of all the chairs you’ve ever sat on because that should be him instead! >:(

As you walk over to your wardrobe, which was neatly organized and arranged in order by color/pattern; mostly consisted of pink, florals, pastels, anddd more pink. You grab one of the t-shirts from your drawers that wasn’t your usual style, it was a black tee with a Stüssy logo on the side, looks awfully familiar to him… He thinks he’s about to have a heart attack once you finally slip the towel off your body, bearing it all in front of him— though you were wearing a cute set of undies. You pull the shirt over your head while slightly jumping up to shimmy into the garment, the way your cute tits would bounce as you did it made his cock involuntarily twitch. It really doesn’t make sense why he’s acting like a teenage boy going through puberty again, he’s seen you half naked before, many times actually. But for some reason right now, he couldn’t seem to take his eyes off your figure, every part of you is a work of art, created by design to drive him into a further dilemma.

He is so royally fucked . . . .

That oversized t-shirt you put on had completely swallowed your frame, practically a dress on you. Jungkook finds it the most adorable when you wear clothes that are clearly too big for you— not to mention the juxtaposition of your outward femme appearance contrasting with the black makes him want to attack your face with kisses so badly. You two don’t have the most conventional relationship either, you cuddle up with each other almost every time you hang out, have made out on multiple occasions (albeit you both were drunk but still), and almost hooked up before in the past, but he’s completely sober now and all he can think about is what it’s like to have you on top of him at this very moment.

Jungkook really wishes he were sedated right now, just when he thought it couldn’t get any worse for his already deteriorating mental state. Now stood in front of your vanity, staring back at your reflection while placing some tiny star-shaped clips in your hair , you accidentally dropped one of them, making you bend over to scramble to find the small accessory. He really shouldn’t look but it’s so damn tempting, sneaking a peak underneath the hem of your shirt to get a glimpse of your cute butt— wishing his hands were spanking it ‘til it’s all bruised and red. The panties you wore were pink of course, trimmed with lace and a singular word embroidered on the back, ‘Sunday’. He was sure he knew everything about you, but this little newfound information that you own days of the week underwear is making him question all morality.

You’re fucking killing him . . .

Finally, you make your way over to the bed, using the step stool that’s put aside since your king-sized bed is far too high to climb on top of. Jungkook never has issues with that though since he’s a lot taller than you and is always helping you grab something from higher cabinets that you struggle to reach even whilst standing on your tippy toes. Crawling to your side of the bed, you still don’t say anything to him, just sitting with your knees facing up to your chin and holding one of the plush bunnies that adorned your cute set up.

The silence doesn’t bother him at all, he’s used to having days where the both of you don’t need to talk, just simply enjoying each other’s company was enough in itself. There wasn’t much awkwardness between you, even after those times you’ve kissed while drunk you two would continue on as if nothing ever happened. He knows there’s no way you feel remotely the same way he does, which is why he’s never brought up an issue with it— deep down though, he hates it. Hates that he’s only able to kiss you only when you’re intoxicated and not the in the right state of mind, hates that it hurts so much to keep being friends with you when he wants so much more… It just wasn’t fair in his eyes.

“Is that mine?” Jungkook ultimately decided to be the one to say something, a small inquiry about the shirt you chose to wear.

You giggled under your breath, “maybe, maybe not…” Never failing to provide him with vague answers, another reason why he gets so many mixed signals from you.

“It’s definitely mine, you’d never buy something like that.” He shoots back, calling your bluff almost immediately. There isn’t a single black item in your closet, unless it’s a design or a secondary color on something that’s mostly pink. Probably knows you better than you do by now.

Huffing at his response, still refusing to tell the truth, you combat his little remark. “You don’t know what I buy!”

Now it’s his turn to laugh, the fact you think he can’t see through your obvious act says it all. “Actually I do, you either shop at that brandy store, Victoria’s Secret, and your newest obsession: Liz Lisa.”

Well damn, he really does know you like the back of his hand. It’s almost scary how much knowledge he’s specifically retained of you over the years. Whenever he drops some random fact about you that you’ve only said maybe once or twice in passing never ceases to catch you by surprise still.

“Okay Mr. Keeps Tabs on Every Little Thing I do,” you tease him for the millionth time, always enjoying how fun it is. “I also thrift half my clothes too!”

He nods, “Right, how could I forget that… I still owe you a thrift and Boba date because I had to work that one time.” A sudden remembrance of you being all sad he couldn’t hang out with you two weeks ago made him want to desperately make it up to you.

You hummed in response, wrapping yourself in one of your cozy Sherpa blankets that decorated your bed sheets, fishing for your TV remote so you can finish watching some documentary on Netflix. Since you have a huge bed, there’s a lot of empty space between the you two of you, he felt like you were so far away from him, wanted to get closer. In order to get his way he usually resorts to whining about it, making you feel guilty and eventually giving in. It’s worked consistently for a decade now.

“Why’re you all the way over there? Can you come closer please?” Jungkook tries his best to ask nicely, hoping that you’ll let him cuddle with you tonight.

You shook your head, “Not right now Koo, sorry.” Going back to the screen in front of you, he feels slightly offended that you denied his polite request. Why were you being so moody all of a sudden?

“Really? You don’t wanna cuddle up next to me? Hmm fine… be that way then.” He wanted to act like he didn’t care but failed miserably, pouting as if he’s a child who’s about to throw a tantrum.

“Don’t give me that look, I know what you’re trying to do and it’s not working,” you weren’t falling for his continuous tricks, having seen them all by now. “Plus you smell like ciggies.”

“So? Not anything you aren’t already used to.” He shrugs, seeing that as an invalid reason for refusing his cuddles. “But if you want me to go shower real quick then I can?” If that means you’ll say yes then he’ll do whatever it takes at this point.

Normal friends usually don’t lay up in bed with each other as if they’re a couple, so this conversation is already a bit odd to begin with, but that’s just the dynamic of your relationship, and it’s been doing just fine for this long so why change it now? Some may not understand it but it’s not for everyone to get anyway, which is probably why none of his past relationships worked out because his exes always felt in competition with you. It seemed as if you came first before any of them, they never stood a chance up against you, he was always going to choose you as his number one companion.

You shift a bit under the blanket, sinking yourself into the memory foam mattress. “Nooo, I’m just teasin’ but I’m already so comfy in this position so it’s too late for cuddles nowww.”

“If you aren’t gonna come to me, then I’ll just go to you.” Jungkook’s tired of these games you’re playing with him, how you can act so hot and cold with him at times. One minute you’re all up under him and the next you want nothing to do with him.

He quickly moves beneath your pink covers to inch closer, wrapping his arms around you, not caring that you try and whine in a mini protest. This was all he’s ever wanted, just to feel you in his embrace for the night, getting a whiff of your strawberry milkshake body wash that he’s grown so attached to. Your skin feels so soft against the firmness of his chest, there’s no place he’d rather be than here with you right now.

“So… Jaehyun broke things off with me already,” you bring up out of nowhere, recanting your events from earlier. “He said its better off that we just stay “friends” or whatever the hell that means, feel stupid for even thinking I had a chance..” you sigh heavily. Yet another failed situationship that’s done nothing but waste your time, taking pity upon yourself for always falling for the wrong guys. The hopeless romantic in you can never see the blatant red flags that are shown right in front of your face.

“Wanna see the texts? Look,” you pull out the evidence, shoving the phone directly in his face so he can read the messages. He turns away from it though, frowning at the idea of why someone would want to mislead you in such a conniving way. You shouldn’t have to deal with these sorry, weak excuses of men when he can be all you need and more.

Jungkook never saw Jaehyun as the type to settle down anyway, he even told you that numerous times, but you’d dismiss it as him being too “overprotective” of you, which he was to some degree— but he just knows when something isn’t right.

“I’d rather not put myself in a bad mood for the rest of the night reading that dumb shit.” He declines on reading the messages but you don’t let him off the hook that easily.

“Ahh c’mon you’re no fun! ‘Kay fine, I’ll just read ‘em to you instead,” giving him no choice but to listen, you began reading in the worst deep voice you could, attempting to mock the way Jaehyun speaks. “Hi y/n, I’m sorry but I don’t think this is going to work out between us anymore, I’m a guy with needs so it’s only natural that I expect a lot of sex from you which you barely put out if I’m being honest. Things just aren’t as exciting as they were in the beginning and I’m starting to feel like—“

“I’ve heard enough, don’t wanna hear anymore.” He cuts you off mid sentence, uninterested in this whole fiasco.

You jut your bottom lip out, upset that you aren’t getting the support from your own best friend. He’s being a meanie for no reason, it’s so unlike him. “But I haven’t even got to the best part yet!”

“I said that’s enough.” Jungkook reinforces himself, coming off more serious than before.

“Ugh… whatever,” you roll your eyes in discontent, fidgeting with your hands in your lap. “I was trying to make light of this situation ‘cause I didn’t want it to put a damper on my day… but it does hurt y’know? I’m always choosing the wrong ones.. I’ll never find a guy who truly loves me for me…” This sad revelation hit you harder than you thought it would, succumbing to the fact no one will ever treat you like the princess you desire to be.

“I’m right here y/n.” He tries to remind you of what this could be, but at the same time he knows you never take him seriously.

You giggle once again, “well duh, you’re supposed to love me Koo, you’re my best friend.”

Bingo. He was right, knowing you all to well, but he decides to test this theory out and push it even further.

“What if I told you I wanted to be more than just your best friend?”

You laugh so hard that a tiny snort came out, to which you became super embarrassed about, but Jungkook secretly loves when you do that because it’s so endearing. “Good one Koo, stop trying to make me laugh so much tonight! You’re on a roll.”

“I’m being dead serious, tired of you always thinkin’ this is some twisted joke.” He’s not finding any of this a laughing matter, and you shift in his hold to face him, looking in his eyes to catch any ounce of sincerity in them.

“Have you been drinking? Seriously, I won’t get mad but this isn’t funny anymore. You can cut it out now.” You’re tired of men playing with your emotions, it’s bad enough you’ve already had to deal with Jaehyun but now your best friend is acting really weird seemingly out of nowhere.

Jungkook went silent for a good minute, debating on how he should even answer, but the fact you think he has to be drunk in order to confess something as serious of a magnitude as this only makes him want to prove you even more wrong.

“First of all, no I’m as sober as can be. Second, do you think I find this funny? I may have a sick sense of humor sometimes but I wouldn’t go this low. I love you y/n, I can’t stress enough how much you mean to me. You’re all I think about, I can’t even look at other girls the way I look at you, there’s no comparison. It’s either you or nothing, I really don’t care about anyone else.”

You blink a few times to register all of what he’s saying, but it still doesn’t seem real to you. Even while he’s holding you close, looking at you with a straight face and candor of his actions with both your limbs tangled up in the sheets— it’s still not clicking for you. He can’t believe he just admitted to all of this out loud but truthfully, it’s like a heavy weights been lifted off his chest, finally freeing himself of this mental prison he’s locked hisself in for so many years. If you say no he’ll ultimately have to accept it, though he won’t let you go just yet.

A subconscious thought in your mind led you to do something you might regret later, but you weren’t thinking that far ahead. Turning around completely so you can straddle his lap with your palms rested on top of his shoulders, your French tip manicure looks so pretty splayed against the dark, yet strikingly beautiful art on his skin. He’s always shirtless around you, it shouldn’t come as a shock to know that your best friend has a really nice body. Though you never paid much attention to it until now, fully taking in all his exquisite features, he’s honestly unreal. You had no idea what to do with yourself, how to go about this, so you froze up, staring at him innocently while batting your lashes. Jungkook thinks this might be the cutest he’s ever seen you, sitting on top of his lap in his t-shirt and gnawing on your bottom lip out of nervousness. You don’t even have to try to be adorable, it just flows naturally within you.

“Do you really mean that…” your voice became shakier as you spoke, feeling light headed all of a sudden, “please, don’t lie to me.”

He really wants to kiss you, wants to show you how much he means it instead of telling, he’ll wait just a bit longer, he’s got the whole night to prove why he’s been the one for you all along. A decade’s worth of yearning has all come down to this moment, it’s only fair that he relishes in it as much as he can.

“Cross my heart, y/n. Swear I’d never lie.” His fingers trail down the curves of your body, exploring the depths and contours of you. There was no reaction when he plays with the hem of your (his) shirt, fumbling with the fabric to slide his hands underneath, you just continue staring into his richly colored irises, a surge of white heat electrifies your insides.

What solicits you to react, is the next action he chose to do. Coming so close in contact with your face that your lips were merely centimeters from each other’s, his warm breath sent your spine tingling, internally begging for more. “Why do you date these assholes when I can give you everything you deserve?” He tilts his head as he asks, finally voicing how fed up he is with you and all your boy problems. You shouldn’t have to subject yourself to this kind of treatment, he’s going to make sure that you’ll never go through another disappointment again in life.

“You can?” Voice so low it was but a whisper, seeking the extra reassurance by answering his question with another question.

“Mhm..” he mumbles against you, bringing his attention elsewhere to hover his lips down your neck, every little thing he does feels like it’s running in slow motion, it’s almost unbearable. “And so much more baby…” you let out the most desperate moan when he finally pressed his lips onto your skin. Without even thinking, you began grinding your clothed core against the growing bulge in his sweatpants, eyes rolling back from the subtle pleasure and friction.

It feels so good. Too good to ever stop. You think you’re about to burst, these innate feelings you’re experiencing all at once are too intense. Your bodies clash together seamlessly, fitting into one another like a missing piece of a puzzle. Perfect symmetry.

He nibbles on the taut flesh of your neck, leaving faint love bites whilst planting a series of kisses. Sucking in a breath once both his hands reach up higher, cupping your boobs to caress them in each palm. You don’t think someone’s ever made you feel this amazing before, and it’s barely even started yet. To think this is what you’ve been missing all along makes you even more frustrated how you gone this whole time without doing anything. You can’t wait to have his cock in you by the end of this night, often daydreaming about getting fucked by him when you’re alone, even fingering yourself to the thought of him at times. Some may think it’s weird to masturbate at the thought of having sex with their best friend, but that was pretty much the only way you could get yourself to cum, it was so easy to reach your orgasm while thinking of Jungkook. That’s what you were almost achieving now, but you stop. The realization of something else hits you, causing you to still all movement.

You shake your head, condemning these actions. “No- we shouldn’t. We can’t do it right now…”

Jungkook looks back at you confused as ever, “Why? Everything okay?” It just doesn’t seem plausible for you to suddenly change this drastically, you had to be holding something back.

You went quiet, not really knowing how to answer but also wanting to be upfront and honest. “It’s just… I- I just got off my period yesterday…” you don’t understand why you’re so embarrassed to say that, it’s normal and almost every girl goes through it. All you want to do is hide your face in your hands, unable to face him anymore.

He appreciates your honesty but at the same time he couldn’t help but chuckle, finding your worries to be the least of his. That didn’t seem like a total dealbreaker in his eyes, besides, a little blood has never scared him anyway.

“Oh I see,” he nods at your concern, “guess I’ll just have to be extra gentle with you then?” He proposes with a lustful smirk, showing no sign of repulsion by anything you said.

You’re surprised he was still down to do this. Most guys you’ve encountered this type of situation with would be grossed out by it but he embraced it with opens arms right away. It didn’t matter to him because it’s you, he’s wanted this for far too long that he wasn’t going to let this tiny obstacle rain on his parade. He wants to fuck you in his t-shirt and have you moaning his name into the pillow all night, a reoccurring fantasy that’s kept him up for hours, fisting his cock at the thought of your pussy swallowing him whole. Jungkook forces you to look at him by prying your hands away, replacing them with his to cup your chin. His lips crash with yours, making you immediately melt into his hold once again, a newfound confidence awakens in you, losing the uneasiness from before.

He tastes so good. Like cherry cola lip balm (you gifted it to him), a hint of tobacco and faint undertone of the minty gum he chewed earlier. His lips part open to gain further access into you, intertwining both tongues as his free hand lazily makes it way down to your ass. You find yourself grinding against him once more, feeling your wetness growing at a rapid pace. All the moans and whimpers you’re making in his mouth has him so utterly whipped for you, the only thing he craves is having your pussy stuffed so fucking full. Which he plans to do sooner or later.

There was only one time where you two had ended up in a similar situation as this, it happened about a year ago. You both had just come back from a party and were so inebriated that you weren’t thinking rationally. You resorted to trying to get yourself off by riding his thigh while sucking on his fingers, almost on the verge of cumming when Jungkook randomly decides to stop and protests any of this to continue. There was no weirdness after that, but it did make you wonder in the back of your mind why he abruptly changed like that. Now that same outcome still lingers in your thoughts.

“Are you gonna back out on me last minute like last time?” You bring up as a way to tease him as you pull away, still holding some minor doubts.

He shook his head with the utmost certainty, he’s fully sober in this situation so he can control this as much as he wants, and gets to remember every bit of it. “No. Not having any regrets tonight.”

Once those string of words left his lips, he doesn’t waste another second. Maneuvering you to lye down on your back, you’re making out with him yet again as he finds his way on top of you now. His long hair tickles the sides of your face, wanting to play with it and tangle your fingers all up in his fluffy locks. Your legs hook over his waist to cage him further into you, Jungkook groans at that, continuing to lightly grope you through your shirt that he refuses to take off.

You like that he took the ‘being gentle’ a bit too literal, but you do want him to be just a bit more aggressive with you. “I’m not some delicate flower Koo, I can handle whatever you give me.” Whining once again for him to be rougher with you, it’s the bratty sub in you that makes you want him to dominate your whole existence.

“But you are a delicate flower baby…” he lowly rasps in your ear, “my sweet, little delicate flower.” There was nothing but adoration behind those words, fully enamored and obsessed with all of you.

“If you didn’t want me going easy on you, you could’ve just said so.”

There was barely even time to register what he said before you cry out instantly when his palm strikes a deliberate spank to your ass cheek. You were so sure that’d leave a hand print, which is exactly what you hoped for anyway. So much pent up sexual frustration needs to be released, your lower regions practically aching for some stimulation. Your neediness only increases with time, turning into a certified mess just for him.

You couldn’t express much, only able to choke out one simple line, “Need you…”

“Where do you need me baby?” He inquires for more detail but you don’t have any idea, just can’t stand this tension anymore, you want him to touch you more than anything else in this world.

“A-anywhere… don’t care where.. just touch me Koo, please-“ you’re so desperate that it’s laughable, how you’ve become putty in his hands now, molding you in any way he wants.

“I’ll take good care of you princess, don’t worry.” He assures with a doting smile, innocently kissing your forehead in response to your whines.

His hand sneaks its way down to your panties, rubbing along the damp folds with a single digit to extract more of your wetness. You attempt to bite your lip in order to stifle a moan but fail horribly, almost screaming out when he circles your clothed clit. Your legs squirm at the sensation, still aching and burning for more. You really want to feel him without the barriers, crying for him to take them off but he just keeps teasing you with more languid strokes. There’s only so much you can endure, it’s beginning to take a toll on you— but now you’re about to absolutely lose your mind. A rush of fervor implodes your senses when he slides your panties to the side, collecting more of your essence, thrusting two of his fingers harshly into you with no intention on letting up. All you do is shut your eyes and take slow, deep breathes, wrapping your arms tightly around his neck.

Jungkook is loving the way your cunt swallows up his digits, encouraged to keep going by the loud, persistent squelching sounds of your wetness. “Mmm… take my fingers so well baby. Wan’ more?” Looking you directly in the eyes as he pumps them deeper and deeper into you. You’re so beyond soaked that it’s getting all over the bed sheets now, not even bothering to care how much of a mess you’re making. You’ll worry about that in the morning, for now you’re basking in all of this divine pleasure.

“Y-yes! Fuck…” you somehow manage to reply, letting out a melodramatic gasp when he inserts a third finger inside your sopping cunt. You weren’t able to coherently think straight, only clenching around the way he stretches you out, you’re so stuffed. But you’ll be even more full once he actually puts his cock in you. For now you two are fixated on solely each other, feeling sweaty and exhausted already. Your body buzzes with electricity, nearing so close to your first orgasm.

Then he rips all your desire away by detaching himself from you, leaving you high and dry with emptiness. Smirking at your apparent frustration, he only finds this more amusing as it goes on. This just made you become more bratty, not getting what you want in the end was more than cruel on Jungkook’s part. You weren’t taking this new dominant side of him very kindly, so far he’s done nothing but tease and torment you.

“Nooo, why’d you stopp?” Another whiney plea slips out again, you felt utterly robbed, needing him to finish what he started immediately.

He doesn’t respond, just hushes you with a quick kiss before ridding himself of his sweatpants and shimmying out of his boxers. He doesn’t want to hear anymore whining, instead he’s going to indefinitely shut you up by filling you with his thick cock until you have nothing left to say but his name. He’s going to make sure that you have only thoughts of him instilled in your brain, he’s going to erase every singular memory you had with another guy just from this alone.

“Said I was gonna take care of you wasn’t I?” Jungkook sternly retorts, his unwavering expression made you feel as though you’re genuinely being scolded. “Patience, brat.” He further adds, producing another spank to your ass once again, causing your body to involuntarily jerk up. It’s so much fun to watch you hiss out from the sudden sharp pain.

Now pulling your underwear down to drag them past your knees, he repositions to align himself with your entrance. “Can’t wait to fuck this tight, pretty pussy.” He murmurs under his breath, licking his lips while looking down, admiring the glistening beauty in his frontal view.

You spread your legs for him as far as they could go, letting him know exactly who this all belongs to. “It’s all yours Koo, m’ready for you.”

“That’s my good girl.” He hums proudly at your answer, already living for the way you’re becoming so obedient for him.

Sliding his thick, veiny shaft against your slit, continuing his teasing spree from earlier, he’d switch to tapping the tip of his cock onto your puffy clit as more torture. You were seeing stars by now, praying by some miracle that he’ll eventually just fuck all of the neediness out of you. Rutting your hips into his pulsating member, you beg for his cock to fill you up, not wanting to go another minute without it. Your desperation’s getting him all riled up, all of the power and control gone specifically to him, completely working out in his favor. As if he was telepathically reading your mind, he slips his cock in you without warning, lips indefinitely part open at the sensation of being stretched out to full capacity. He gradually opens you up, getting you to feel more accustomed to his size, your light headedness comes back as you’re filled to the brim with all of his cock. He initially starts off with slow, moderate strokes, but soon builds a steady rhythm. Jungkook groans as he feels your warmth engulf him, you feel so snug around his length, fits like it was custom made for taking only him.

“I could get lost in you forever baby.” He reminds you just how much he cares for you, propelling his hips forward with each thrust, letting the head of his cock hit all the right spots inside. “Love you so much, my precious angel.” He’s loved you for so long, waited for so long for this, he’ll never forget this beautiful moment— eternally shifting the trajectory of his life.

His cock is way better than you could have ever imagined, moaning uncontrollably from the way his cock’s hitting your gummy walls, making your limbs shake and muscles spasm every time. “Love you too Koo.” A surprise gasp escapes your lips when he takes one of your legs and wraps it over his tatted shoulder, allowing him to fuck into you even deeper.

Feels like you’re already getting close once again, but this time it’s far more intense than the last. He leans down to sensually capture your lips with his, kissing you with so much passion it leaves you breathless. He’s so damn good at this, too damn skilled for own good, repeatedly moaning out his name like a broken record as he pounds his cock into your throbbing, soaked pussy. His inked hand kneads the softness of your thigh, gripping you with everything he has whilst your nails dug crescents into his back. You and him are both working towards the same thing, sharing one single goal. Getting the other to come so hard until you two start seeing your life’s flash before each other’s eyes. His chest heaves when his thrusts become more irregular, sloppier, feeling himself ready to burst any moment. Jungkook looks incredibly fucked out, headed to a point of no return as he sees splotches of white invade his vision, showing an inevitable sign that he’s now reached his limit.

“Shit.. feel so good around me.” He mutters to himself with his eyes sewed shut, focusing on reaching the peak of his approaching climax, “Might just cum right now…”

You purr in agreement, playing with one of your tits underneath your shirt, brushing the pads of your fingertips over the sensitive area of your nipples. “Mmnh… me too… s-so close..”

An idea struck Jungkook’s mind, wanting to see how you’ll react when he tries this with you.

“Suck,” he demands while bringing his hand upward, inserting his index and middle finger into your mouth. He smiles at you eagerly taking them, loving how you didn’t hesitate at all to do it again. You look so fucking pretty like this, he seriously thinks he could die happy right here, right now.

“Fuckk- cumming baby…“ He rushes to inform before throwing his head back indefinitely, panting super hard and heavy. Couldn’t help but grit his teeth and feverishly moan your name out loud, spewing all kinds of profanities along with it. As you were chasing your orgasm you cling onto him tighter to brace yourself, legs shaking so badly while feeling all his cum drip inside of you, his pace getting slower and less erratic when you both reach your highs together.

Jungkook doesn’t think this could be any more perfect. Not only did he finally confess how he’s truly felt after all this time, but he also fucked his best friend and got to come inside the girl of his dreams. Sounds like the most memorable day of his life if you ask him.

Let’s just hope that you’ll still feel the same way once this night comes to an eventual end…

#jungkook x reader #jungkook smut #jeon jungkook smut #jungkook fluff #jeon jungkook x reader #bts smut #jungkook angst #jungkook imagine #jungkook x female reader #jungkook fanfic #bts x reader #jungkook fic #jungkook imagines #bts fanfic

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oikasugayama · 4 months

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Late happy new year!! First of all, I just wanna say that I LOOOOOOOVED ur akutagawa nsfw alphabet!! It was really in character imo especially cuz I've started simping for him a lot lately. Can I request an nsfw alphabet for Dazai??

Happy New Year!! Thank you, I'm so glad you liked it and I find it very satisfying that you thought it was in character!!! Hopefully I can do Dazai's NSFW alphabet the same justice :D

Dazai honestly kind of fucking sucks at aftercare. It's not that he neglects you or pushes you away or anything, but he does the bare minimum because he's already in shut-down mode after using all his energy to fuck you nice and good. He'll cross his ankles and lay back with his hands behind his head, grinning up at the ceiling and you'll have to roll over and cling to his side and tell him to hold you. He does it happily, wrapping his arms around you and kissing the top of your head. “You were so good for me,” he whispers. “I can't wait to do that again.” It's nice but it's about all he does, letting you both fall asleep sweat-sticky and covered in cum. The showers in the morning are incredible, but the stains on the bedsheets are annoying.

His favorite body part is your tits. He likes that they fill his hand nicely. He likes playing with your nipples and making you whine. He likes just holding them and squishing them. He likes that he can look at them at absolutely any point in the day and they’re just pretty and nice and he can’t help it, he’s just a man, he likes boobies. He especially loves when you’re cuddling and you let him hold your boobs just for fun.

He’s an expert at making you cum on his tongue. He loves lapping it up and slurping it out of you and sucking it off his fingers. He doesn’t play that “it’s okay if I don’t cum” shit. You’re going to cum, especially if your past partners haven’t made you. He’s obsessive about his goal and he will pull out all the stops to make it happen. And when you go down on him, he sure likes when you swallow his cum but he won’t make you because he likes it just as much splattered across your face.

His dirty talk game is unparalleled. He’s a fucking demon. Part of what makes it so intense is that he’ll start it absolutely anywhere. It doesn’t matter if you’re at work, in public, with friends, on the phone, or at home in peace. If he wants to turn you on, or if he wants to fuck with you, he’ll use his low, calm voice and lean in so, so close. He’ll crowd into your space, slowly pull your hair back from your shoulder, tuck it behind your ear, and say something like “I bet Kunikida could use a lesson on how to eat pussy. Why don’t I spread you out on the table so we can teach him?”

He doesn’t talk about how experienced he is, but based on how skilled he is, there’s a good chance he’s had a lot of practice. He never confirms whether that’s the case, or if he’s just picked up all his tips and tricks through his vast study of human anatomy. If you expressed that it truly bothered you to not know, he’d confess that he’s actually not been with that many people and that yeah, he knows what to do because he studied extensively, but if you don’t ask he won’t tell. He likes to keep the suave facade.

His favorite position is pretzel (cartoon depiction). You both like how deep he can get in doggy, but he wants to see your face. Watching your reactions to what he does to you is his favorite part of fucking, so he found another position. You lay on your side with one leg in the air, he straddles your lower leg and fucks you from there--he loves it, he likes holding your leg and kissing it while getting balls deep and watching your eyes roll back as he fucks the deepest part of you.

He absolutely can be goofy in bed. Sometimes he’ll randomly stop all movement and start laughing, and you have to ask what happened, and he can have a range of weird ass responses. One notable one was “I don’t know why but in my head I just called my dick ‘my little dinky’ and now I can’t stop laughing.” He genuinely collapses on top of you laughing about that one and eventually once the laughing has subsided his hips lazily start humping you again and it’s so ridiculous and you just have unserious silly-talk sex after that.

Dazai honestly kind of hates hand-jobs. It’s not that he doesn’t like your hands--they are nice and soft and he likes holding them or having them roam over other parts of his body!-- but if he’s getting pleasure on his dick he wants it wet. Your mouth, your pussy, or even your ass if you’re into anal. He wants his dick in something tight and wet that he can cum deep inside.

He absolutely loves fucking in inappropriate locations, hence why he dirty talks with you anywhere he so pleases. He honestly needs a partner who’s a bit more respectful of appropriate sexual spaces than he is otherwise he’d do something ridiculous like sneak you into Chuuya’s office and fuck you over his desk just to piss off his old partner if he catches you in there. Actually, he’d really like to do that, now that it’s on his mind…

He jacks off a lot :/ He hasn’t had a partner in a long time and as much as he flirts with people he’s not actually very successful in pulling one night stands. This is why when he has a partner he wants to cum inside of them rather than because of their hand-- he’s so fucking sick of his own hand. If he has to jack off one more fucking time he might launch himself off the roof. Please for the love of god let him cum inside.

He definitely has some kinks. He likes sensation play, he likes edging and orgasm denial, he can absolutely get into impact play if you want him to spank you. He doesn’t want to be degraded or talked down to because no matter how much it’s reaffirmed that it’s only words during sex, his brain tends to hold onto it and obsess over it. He doesn’t really like to degrade you either for the same reason; for his own mental health he needs the verbal focus to be filthy rather than insulting.

When he realizes he loves you, the way he fucks you changes. At first you’re having fun, he’s blowing your back out every night, he’s eating you out for so long and so intensely that you’re sensitive and sore for hours. When he realizes he’s in love with you, he lays you down gently, making out with you slowly and sensually. His hands move very delicately, tickling you and teasing you. He fucks you missionary this time, staying as close to your body as he can. His thrusts are slow and measured and he keeps kissing you, kissing your neck, occasionally moving down to suck on your tits before coming back up to say you feel so good and “fuck, thank you,” and when he cums he might accidentally whimper that he loves you.

His sexual motivation is mutual pleasure. He has a high sex drive once sex is a habit for him again (i.e. when he doesn’t have to masturbate to get his rocks off). He wants you every day and he gets whiny if he can’t have it. (The best time to dom him is when one of you has been away for a few days and he’s desperate to get his hands on you--push him down, tell him to shut up and do what you say, and he’s putty in your hands). Like mentioned before, he doesn’t play with that “you don’t have to make me cum” shit. He! Will! Make! You! Cum! Or! He! Will! Die!

Also as mentioned, Dazai says NO to most degradation. Once you point out that calling you a dirty little whore and a cock slut technically counts as degradation he’s like “okay, well that’s fine,” but he never allows anything like “you’re useless unless you’re being fucked,” because his brain stops after “useless” and it just makes him feel bad. Almost anything else he’d try. He’d honestly be turned on if you dragged the tip of a knife around his body (without cutting him). He’d think it’s hot to watch you fuck someone else (but he’d have to be tied up otherwise he’d get jealous and rip that other person off of you). He doesn’t want to fuck anyone besides you unless it’s as a threesome+. You have to be involved.

Dazai fucking LOVES GIVING YOU ORAL. Again, he has studied human anatomy immensely. He knows exactly what to do to make you cum. He knows how to move his tongue, where to move it, how fast, how long. He knows how to finger you at the same time to double or even triple your pleasure. He could literally eat you out until his lips wrinkled up from being against your wet pussy for so long. He definitely gets hard from eating you out and could rut against the bed and nut in his pants from making you cum.

He has no pace preference; he very much goes for what the day demands. Sometimes you’re grumpy or cranky and he’s pent-up and feels like brat taming and he gets you into bed and fucks the absolute shit out of you. Sometimes he’s overwhelmed with how much he loves you and he takes such sweet, slow care of you. It all depends on how you’re both feeling!!

Dazai will never turn down a quickie, though it always leaves him wanting more. If you both work at the ADA he’ll coincidentally run out of pens and offer to go get more from the supply closet at the same time that you leave the office to go to the bathroom--and then he’ll follow you in, lock the door behind you, and fuck you against the sink, hoping none of the other girls need the toilet for the next 15 minutes.

He definitely will take sexual risks. He’ll fuck you at work, he’ll ask you for a blowjob any time you pass a random alleyway, he’ll put your hand on his crotch under the table at dinner, he’ll try to finger you under your dress in the back of a car as someone drives you home. He’s a little horndog. He’ll also take the risk of cumming inside you even if you’re not on birth control--he insists you’ll find a way together to take care of any consequences but please please please let him cum inside it feel so good he wants it in you it’s so hot please let him please please please.

Dazai has a lot of stamina, thus why he can eat you out for hours at a time. He could start teasing you or making you cum in the morning and still drag orgasms out of you by the end of the night. It’s about pacing. He’ll have you bounce on his fingers, cum on his tongue, then he’ll fuck you doggy in front of a mirror and after cuddling you while idly playing with your nipples for almost an hour he’ll be hard again and have you ride him, and on and on and on and on…

What doesn’t turn Dazai on? He’s a simple man. You could walk into the room, flash him your tits, and his dick will literally spring to life. Just look at him and say “I want to have sex. Do you?” and his balls twitch. He likes when you’re confident and when you pretend to be a sweet little innocent thing for him to wreck. He likes you in clothes and out of them. He thinks it’s hot when you say something smart. He thinks it’s hot when you use your ability. He’s so smitten by everything you do.

He can be unfair as fuck in bed. It’s not even funny. Yes, his policy is that you will cum by the time he’s done, but that doesn’t mean you’re going to cum fast, or even as many times as he does. He’ll edge you for literal hours meanwhile he’s cum so many times he’s literally shooting blanks. He’ll edge you for so long and so intensely that when he finally says “okay, you can cum” and he flicks his tongue over your clit, you bust almost instantly. He was the Port Mafia’s best interrogator, remember? He knows how to make someone squirm and now he uses it to sexually torment you.

Volume: HIGH. He’s loud in bed and he wants you to be too. If his neighbors (sorry, Kunikida and Ranpo!!) aren’t sending him angry texts to shut the fuck up or buy them noise-cancelling headphones as an apology, he must not be doing a good enough job and he needs to up the ante! He doesn’t try to be loud, he just lets his body do whatever it wants, and what it wants is to moan and shout and yell. He makes you do it, too, telling you that his neighbors can’t hear it (lies). He loves when you scream after he’s edged you for so long. He wants your screams of pleasure to drown out all the memories of screams of torture that he used to cause.

The most out of pocket sexual wild-card that Dazai pulls on you is *dramatic drumroll* fucking you in Chuuya’s office. Yeah, after he mentioned it that one time he couldn’t stop thinking about it and so he dragged you to the PM buildings, snuck inside with you, found Chuuya’s executive office and started absolutely going to town on you. You’re honestly kind of scared shitless, but he reminds you that if he falls, the PM goes with him, and you calm down a little…until the office door opens, and Chuuya starts screaming at Dazai for being in here and also What the fuck is wrong with you, I thought you were kidding!! Wait, what? Turns out Dazai not only told Chuuya he was going to fuck you in his office, but he invited Chuuya to join and Chuuya jokingly said “yeah, if you can manage to sneak into my office with some hot babe I’ll tag team her with you,” and shit, here you are (o_o) [i wrote it, click here to read]

Dazai likes watching x-rated videos with you to get ideas. Sometimes the best way to find new positions or find new roleplay ideas is to watch porn together, sooooo… You know he never does work at home, so whenever he has his laptop out it’s gotta be time to cuddle against his side and watch porn like normal people watch reality TV. “Ohh, this one’s labeled ‘sex education’ and it’s called ‘top 10 best sex positions’.” “Do you wanna try wife-cheating-on-husband roleplay?” “I can pretend to be a plumber coming to fix your sink and you can coerce me into sex for payment?”

If you ask Dazai why he’s so obsessed with sex and why it seems to be the only thing he thinks about or wants to do with you, he’ll do some serious self-reflection. He just really desperately yearns for you, and for closeness to you, and he doesn’t really know how to fulfill that so he resorts to sex because the climax of an orgasm definitely gives him a wave of good feelings. Turns out, he likes sitting with you and having deep, serious conversations as well. He feels weird opening up about dark things in his past, but when you do it because you trust him, he realizes he trusts you too and tells you things he’s never told anyone. He learns that he can be close to you without sex (but he’s still a horndog, he still needs it).

Dazai likes fucking you to sleep. He likes imagining the little zZzZz floating out of your mouth when you’re still spread out on the bed, naked, sweat still drying on your skin, pussy still glistening with cum and wetness as your exhausted body makes you sleep after finally cumming after hours of play. He always tries to tell you that if you close your eyes after you cum, you’re going to fall asleep, but you never heed his warning and it happens all the time. He just lays with you and takes a little power nap <3

#ask answered #dazai smut #dazai x reader #dazai headcanons #bsd x reader #bsd smut #bsd headcanons #bungo stray dogs smut #bungo stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs headcanons #technically also chuuya headcanons #technically also chuuya x reader

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daddyslilchickenfingers2 · 5 months

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Slutmas Day 3

Oblivious (Matt)

Request: can you do a matt x female reader smut where they’re friends (but have secret crushes on each other) and she sleeps over at their house and ends up asking to sleep in matt’s room and then s e x (you can include hella degradation and humiliation too)

Warnings: gg cuddling, slight angst, mentions of past abusive relationship, slight degradation, breeding, mentions of pregnancy, Matt being a fucking simp, took some inspo from the request but not exactly it

“Are you trying to turn me on or are you just that oblivious?”

3rd Person pov

It was Friday night in Los Angeles and as usual, the Sturniolo triplets and their hometown best friend Y/n were having a sleepover. Y/n had moved to LA a few months after the triplets as she too had gained quite a following on youtube. The four friends had created a tradition; every Friday night they’d get snacks, watch a few movies, and have a sleepover. The three brothers used to argue over whose room Y/n would sleep in because that person would get to spend more time with her.

They had all decided each of the brothers would have a certain week of the month and they would do something to randomly pick a brother for the last week. The Friday schedule went Nick, Matt, and Chris, just like their birth order and the last Friday was TBD. Since it was the last Friday of the month, the three had decided to play rock, paper, scissors to determine whose room Y/n would be sleeping in tonight.

Y/n’s pov

I was excited that Matt had won the game because I secretly had the biggest crush on him. We all had decided it was time to go lay down in our respective rooms, giving the other two brothers a hug before heading to Matt’s bedroom. Matt and I had decided we were just going to watch cartoons for the rest of the night. We changed into our pajamas, Matt only wearing pajama pants while I threw on an oversized shirt and spandex shorts, we laid on his bed and he had his arm around me.

I was kind of cold since it was raining outside, “Matt I’m cold, can we cuddle?” I whined and moved so I could wrap my arms around Matt’s torso after he nodded yes. I laid my head on his chest and brought my right leg up to lay across his thighs. Matt ended up moving his arm to wrap around my waist while using his other to play with my hair.

“You know, you’re really pretty Y/n/n, and so cute when you cuddle with me like this” Matt said as his grip around my waist got tighter in a possessive way. I blushed, “You’re cute too Matty, I love your eyes but sometimes you make me nervous when you stare at me” I pouted making him laugh, “I’m sorry, I just like looking at you” he said before kissing the top of my head.

We laid like this for a while as I mindlessly traced random shapes onto his chest. I moved my leg to try and get closer to Matt because I was still cold but I failed. Letting out a loud huff of annoyance, “Matty I’m coooold!” I whined with a pout, once again moving my leg so that I was now almost straddling him.

Matt let out a small laugh when I wrapped my arms tighter around him and moved to hide my face in his neck. I guess I was moving my leg too much, trying to get comfortable, because Matt let out a grunt and grabbed my thigh to stop it from moving. “God, Y/n are you trying to turn me on or are you just that oblivious?” he asked making me confused.

“What are you talking about” I questioned confused as I moved my head back to his chest, “Y/n there’s no way that you don’t know what I’m talking about. Now I asked you a question; are you trying to turn me on or are you just that oblivious?” he repeated. I moved my head to look at Matt’s seemingly unamused face, “I’m not doing it on purpose, I didn’t mean to…” I pouted, genuinely not knowing I was unintentionally turning him on.

Matt let go of my thigh, pushing it off of him and making me think I made him mad. He grabbed my hand moving it down so it was placed on his growing erection, “You fucking did this, you’re such a dumb little slut aren’t you?” he asked with a sadistic laugh. His stare was making me feel hot all over and I couldn’t help but blush.

I stayed silent not knowing what to say while I avoided eye contact resulting in Matt roughly gripping my jaw and forcing me to look at him. “I know all about your little humiliation and degradation kinks Y/n. I bet you’re fucking loving this right now aren’t you?” he said with an icy stare, making me whimpering involuntarily.

He let go of my jaw with a laugh, “Matt stop it’s not funny. Don’t play with my feelings like that” I sighed while sitting up. Matt did the same, looking at me with an annoyed expression, “C’mon Y/n/n, you’re my best friend. How could you not know that I have the biggest crush on you?” he questioned. I looked down and started playing with my fingers as I was suddenly nervous, “I-I don’t know… I just assumed you knew I had a crush on you and that you just liked fucking with me. I didn’t know you actually liked me back” I mumbled.

“God, Y/n/n! You really are a dumb slut aren’t you? I’ve made it so fucking obvious, why do you think Nick and Chris let me win so often? It’s because they know I’m fucking in love with you!” Matt raised his voice angrily and stood up to pace. “I-I’m sorry, I didn’t know. Please don’t yell at me” I pleaded, suddenly feeling anxious and getting slight PTSD flashbacks of my abusive ex boyfriend. Matt immediately felt bad for me once he saw how I flinched when he started walking closer.

Tears welled up in my eyes, a few slipping down my cheeks, I know Matt would never physically hurt me like that but the trauma is still there. “Hey, hey I’m sorry, don’t cry! Please don’t cry Y/n/n, I’m sorry! I’m just stupid and frustrated because being in love with someone who doesn’t love you back, fucking sucks” he tried as he stood in front of me and pulled me off the bed for a tight hug. I dried my tears pretty quickly and we just stayed there, hugging for a moment before the night took another turn.

I quietly mumbled, “I do love you back by the way…” into his chest, causing Matt to pull away and hold onto me by my shoulder. A big smile spread across his face “Say it again!” he said shocked, “I love you back” I giggled as Matt’s smile somehow got even bigger. “Again.” he demanded, “I’m in love with you, Matthew” I repeated but Matt still didn’t fully believe me, “One more time?” he asked.

Instead of a verbal response right away, I moved Matts hands off my shoulders so I could lean close to his ear and whisper, “I love you” before sloppily kissing his neck. My kisses moved towards his lips and within a minute, our lips were smashing together in a messy way. Matt pulled back just enough to say “I love you” multiple times as his kisses were peppered across my nose and lips.

“I was really gonna have my way with you tonight, but looks like I get to breed you as mine instead. Would you like that Y/n/n? Would you like to be mine?” he asked, staring into my eyes with so much admiration, love, and lust filling his eyes. “Mmm I think we both know I’d love nothing more than to be yours. God, I’m so in love with you Matthew!” “Fuck babe, I love it when you call me Matthew! Gets me so hard” Matt confessed.

I decided to tease him a bit, running my nails across his chest, stopping at the waistband of his pajama pants. Matt’s breath hitched as I teasingly placed my fingertips under the waistband of his pajamas pants. “Yeah? You usually hate being called Matthew” I pointed out, “It’s so sexy when you say it though… fuck I just wanna put a baby in you” Matt groaned. He placed one hand on my waist and cupped the side of my face in the other.

Forcing me to look up at him, Matt started saying, “I don’t think you understand how much I love you Y/n, I want to fucking marry you, want you to have my kids, want you by my side for the rest of our lives” he slowly started to tear up a little. I started placing kisses all over his face, leading down his neck. Fully slipping my hand into his pajama pants, I gave his hard cock a squeeze, leaving wet kisses across his neck.

Matt let out a content sigh, “You’ve got me Matthew, I’m all yours. Want you to put a baby in me, make me all fat and pregnant with your kid, Matty” I lowly said. “I’m gonna fucking breed you babe” Matt growled as he ushered me back to the bed, instantly crawling on top of me. I laced my fingers through his hair, returning the soft smile he gave me, “As much as I want your cock in my mouth, I don’t think I can wait, I need you inside of me now Matty” I whined.

Matt placed a short, wet kiss to my lips, pulling away and smirking down at me, “Say my name right and I’ll give you whatever the fuck you want, darling” he said. “Fuck Matthew! Please just ruin me already, I want to fully be yours” I whined, lifting my own shirt over my head. Matt’s eyes fell directly to my breasts, his smirk growing wider as he started to toy with the waistband of my shorts.

“So you don’t want fore play or anything? Do you really need my dick that bad?” he teased, sliding my shorts down before sliding off his pajama pants. “Please Matthew, I want you to fuck me dumb and breed me” I whined again, pulling him down for a kiss. The kiss quickly turned into a sloppy, wet makeout with us letting out small, breathy moans into each other’s mouths as Matt started to grind down on me.

I moaned loudly as he started trailing his kisses down my neck, across my boobs and stomach, stopping right above my panties. Matt looked up at me for permission to pull them off, I nodded and watched in awe as he slid off my panties. Matt placed a kiss to my clit before vulgarly spitting directly onto my pussy before sliding off his boxers in the process. “I don’t wanna hurt you baby, so I’m gonna stretch you out a little bit, okay?” he softly smile, slipping two fingers into me.

I let out multiple whines as Matt scissored his fingers, stretching me out for him. “I’m ready. I’m ready! Please, I need you!” I cried out, he removed his fingers from me, promptly shoving them into his mouth. Matt spit onto my pussy again, mixing it with my juices by using the tip of his cock, slapping it on my clit a few times before pushing in. “Holy fuck princess, you’re so goddamn tight- fuck! i won’t last long like this” he panted out.

“Matthew- shit you’re so big, stretching me out so good baby” I cried out as he pounded into me at a ruthless speed. Matt placed his hand on the on my lower stomach, feeling a slight bulge every time he fucked into me. “You gonna cum for me baby? I feel your pussy tightening around my cock, fucking cum for me Y/n! I need to put my goddamn babies in you!” Matt growled as he started going faster while rubbing my clit.

My nails on one hand dug into his back while the other roughly pulled his hair, making him thrust deeper. “Oh shit Matthew- I’m gonna cum! I’m cumming! Fuck Matthew, cum for me, fill me up!” I screamed out in a pornographic moan. My pussy tightly clenched around his cock as I came, Matt let out something between a growl and a whimper as he shots his warm load into me.

“Yeah, good girl, you did so well for me. Can’t believe you just let me do that princess” he panted, removing his cock. Matt slowly and gently pushed his cum that was slowly spilling out back into my pussy. I whimpered at the feeling, “Too much Matthew” I whimpered, “Sorry love, didn’t want any of my cum to drip out, had to push my babies back into you” he shyly told you.

I just realized that we will actually most likely have a baby since I’m not on birth control, Matt stopped hovering over me to lay down instead. “Matt you know I’m not on birth control, right? I can go get a Plan B in the morning if you want” I sincerely. “Are you fucking kidding! I know that dummy! Like I said earlier, I wanna have babies, get married, and create a family with you. You’re not taking a Plan B unless you want to because I’m perfectly capable of taking care of you and a baby” he smiled at me, moving some hair out of my face.

“Really? Like you really mean that?” I smiled back, “Of course I mean it, I’ll go out and buy you the biggest diamond ring I can find and propose to you in my bedroom tomorrow if I have to” he giggled, placing a sweet kiss to my lips. “I love you Matthew, so much” I said before placing my own kiss on his lips, “And I love you so much more” Matt smiled. He placed a quick kiss on my forehead before turning off the light by his bed so we could sleep.

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starleska · 1 year

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Hello! May I have some headcanons for how Wally Darling acts when he falls in love? And maybe some headcanons about how he flirts with reader because I’m a simp for this man 😭😭

oh my gosh of course you can!!!! this has been rattling around my head ever since you sent in the ask, thank you so much 🥺 there were lots of ways i could've taken this one, but i wanted to give you all a bit of tooth-rotting sweetness 😉

Lovesick!Wally Darling x Reader headcanons

💖 Wally is many things when he's in love, and subtle is not one of them. when around the object of his affections, he turns into even more of a cartoon character than he already is: tripping over his own feet in your presence and gazing dreamily at you from afar. you can almost see the little hearts floating into existence and popping over his head!! however, he isn't going overboard with his affections to make you uncomfortable, no - the man is simply so full of love for you, he doesn't know where to put it. Wally in love becomes more day-dreamy than he already was, prone to trailing off in the middle of a sentence because he caught a glimpse of you from across the way, or actively abandoning an engrossing activity just to spend a little more time around you. should you choose to call Wally out for his behaviour, you'll have the pleasure of seeing a powerful blush colour his fuzzy cheeks 😉

💖 a sure-fire sign that Wally's got a crush is the uptick in his musicality. Wally is already a bit of a self-styled musician: little to no rhythm or tune to speak of, but a tendency to hum away an old song while he's busy with his art or his thoughts. when he's in love, Wally will move from simple humming to karaoke-worthy serenades - belting out traditional love songs in the shower and delivering impromptu concert performers when entertaining his friends. your neighbours are baffled, wondering how Wally could ever think to impress You with a voice like that, because - bless him - for all his other talents, the gift of song was not one given to him. yet Wally isn't trying to win you over with the power of his voice - his ego doesn't extend in that direction. Wally is just so inexorably happy to feel this way towards you, and he has to let the know world about that feeling!! 🥺

💖 Wally's flirtation methods are unorthodox, and they never fail to make you giggle. you may expect a man with perpetual bedroom eyes to be of the suave, alluring persuasion, but Wally's charm lies in his quirkiness. where one person would give you a bouquet of flowers, Wally is going to hand you a bushel of apples, instructing you with a wink to, "...not look at them all at once." instead of slipping his arm casually around your shoulders, Wally will engage you in challenging staring contests, only to wait for your guard to be down and boop you on the nose, giving him the win!! it's only when you and he are alone that Wally dares to be more forward...threading his fingers through yours and stroking your skin with his thumb. indeed, it's the sweet, simple nature of Wally's affection which clues everyone in to how he feels about you...he feels comfortable to be 100% himself, and what he is, is a huge dork 😭💖

aww man i'm all soft now 😭💖 i hope you like this one!! :3c

#wally darling x reader #wally darling x you #wally darling #welcome home #welcome home arg #starleskasks #starleskawrites

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butchgambit · 21 days

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i wish some of y'all gambit fans would recognize that him & rogue aren't a couple yet in the show. i also wish y'all would stop projecting an unreal version of him that lives in your head onto his canon character. the amount of people, especially men specifically, I've seen saying he's been cucked, cheated on, or is a groveling simp is surprisingly growing and it's just clear y'all have no idea who he is as a character if that's what y'all think is happening. the amount of people I've seen call rogue derogatory terms and saying so much nasty things about her too is genuinely so disgusting to see. they aren't together yet, they aren't dating, they aren't a couple.

y'all simply don't understand these two characters and choose instead to take what you see at the most minimal face value and run with that. y'all forget how terrified rogue is of killing him with her powers, how terrified she is of her feelings for him, of everything. and on the other hand, y'all forget how gambit is devoted to her, how he understands her limits & what she's dealing with, and most of all, y'all forget he doesn't see himself as redeeming. he doesn't see himself as worthy of being hers, of her being his.

X-Men 97 is literally a continuation of the original cartoon, there's been no big time jump, it's literally the Next Day. for the love of all that's good, try to understand the characters in a more nuanced light and stop being misogynistic & petty over them.

#gambit #rogue #x men 97 #x-men #x men #remy lebeau #anna marie lebeau #like y'all are pissing me off with this so bad #its why i refused to interact with fandoms in the first place and its making me want to stop again #sorry for the rant but i genuinely cant stand it anymore and its only gotten worse #ember is typing...

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yuan4i · 1 year

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CULT OF DIONYSUS al haitham x reader x kaveh

SYNOPSIS kaveh, al haitham and you are close friends and went to the same high school. but after your junior year, you left them and sumeru behind for liyue’s 2 year med school exchange program. now you’re back in sumeru for a class reunion and attending sumeru akademiya.

STATUS 01/14/23, on going, slow updates

GENRE social media au, modern au, college au

CONTENT WARNINGS childhood friends to lovers, mentions of cheating, angst, love triangle, suggestive, implied female (they/them prns), written before kaveh's in game release, messy timestamps, will add more later!

TAGLIST closed for now! please let me know if you changed your username

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CHARACTERS

4LYFERS | overwork no sleep

ACT I - "I'M FEELING DEVIOUS"

01 . still sleeping ? 02 . packing 03 . reunion message?? 04 . bitch this you? 05 . i'll try to miss you ✿ 06 . bro's down bad fr 07 . 10/10 08 . reunion day ✿ 09. what's his problem? 10 . pretty boy 11 . asked them out 12 . why r u here? ✿ 13 . his text 14 . lying to me? 15 . you? upset? 16 . call me if u get lost

ACT II - "YOU'RE LOOKING GLAMOROUS"

17. is it too late to switch majors?? ✿ 18. third wheeling? 19. tall, blonde and gorgeous ✿ 20. cuddles on the couch 21. do you like him? 22. wingman !? 23. tickets (and backstage) 24. welcome to the renaissance ✿ 25. you guys knew?? ✿ 26. get drunk 27. sober up, bitch 28. cruel summer ✿ 29. can i kiss you? ✿ 30. good for them. | 30.5 cult of dionysus notes ✿

ACT III - "LETS GET MISCHIEVOUS"

31. hello panda cookies 32. man wtf ✿ 33. get me out 34. homophobia arc 35. fuck this 36. exams 37. fool ✿ 38. tba... 39. tba...

ACT IV - "AND POLYAMOROUS"

tba...

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#⁺◟✿ cult of dionysus : al haitham x reader x kaveh #al haitham x reader #al haitham smau #kaveh x reader #kaveh smau #al haitham x kaveh #genshin smau

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aajjks · 1 year

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Fa(i)lling (JJK.)

synopsis. He’s so embarrassing, pathetic, super bad at lying and hopelessly in love with you.

pairing: secret soft yandere simp!jungkook x barista!reader.

warnings. Soft yandere, fluff, manipulation, obsession, lying, mentions of stalking, he’s such a pathetic fool in love 😭, fluffy fluffy fluffy!!

note. happy late Valentine’s Day 💌 share ur thoughts & ENJOY! HAPPY HOBI DAYYY! 🥹🫶💌

part two of CRUSH.

Jungkook doesn’t like you.

And maybe the why his heart is pounding so abnormally fast is because he just wants to get over with this, he’s trying to convince himself; that,

That’s the reason why he is feeling all of these sickly feelings in his stomach.

But he knows in his heart, that’s not the reason.

The reason is you.

You, you who he wants to hate so bad.

But too bad that he’s so obsessed with you.

Jungkook taps his feet on the marble floor, his fingers bounce on the black table as he waits for you to come.

God, he’s so pathetic.

Why is he like this? And the biggest problem was? He needed to think of an excuse.

He obviously couldn’t tell you that he was here stalking— no, he wasn’t stalking you! He was just…. watching you,

No, that sounds even more creepy.

He is chewing on his lower lip, he’s biting on the meat so hard that it feels painful, “Jungkook?” He almost feels startled by your voice.

But the man immediately fixes his posture and clears his throat. You give him a sweet look as you sit down infront of him, the coffee’s in your hand.

Jungkook can’t help but wonder what you like? What if you guys have similar tastes? That would be nice— no, he stops his thoughts from getting ahead.

He should stop being so delusional.

Stop thinking, idiot.

“So here’s your coffee…” you begin the conversation, he notices the cold brew as you pass it to him, his cheeks tighten when he realises that it’s the same for the both of you,

And he likes it too. He can feel he’s blushing, your eyes are looking at him, you can sense his flustered state, just by his expressions.

Shit, I’m so fucking embarrassing!

Jungkook wants to drown in the ocean. He’s sure he’s having heart eyes like in the cartoons.

“I hope you’ll like it, what did you want to talk about?” You cross your hands, he sighs, he can’t bring himself to calm down, its like his body is on fire.

Why do you make him feel so helpless?

“U-Um..” he avoids your e/c eyes, he hates your eyes, so much, they’re so hypnotic,

and he can’t afford to speak the truth so he needs so focus.

“Can you..” he’s thinking so hard about it, Jungkook is the biggest idiot in the world, if only he could slap himself.

He can’t come up with anything that sounds believable.

Well it’s too late, now or never.

“Can you tutor me?”

You almost choke, he closes his eyes so you don’t sense the nervousness, “i-it’s just that I really can’t stand physics… I fuckin’ hate it.” He almost doesn’t stutter.

He is getting good at this.

“Because I’m almost failing it.”

He wants to see you often, more.

“Look yn you can’t refuse!”

“Ex-Excuse me?”

“Be my teacher I mean! J-Just agree already please!” Jungkook’s eyes are now open and wide, his tone is borderline desperate but yet he sounds so demanding.

Way to go jungkook! He thinks to himself. He leans closer to the table, “please?”

“U-Um okay, I guess?” You reply, you’re so confused. “But I can’t give you much of my time.”

He’s confused too, but he doesn’t regret his lie.

“What do you mean?”

“… I tutor a guy in my calculus class so… we need to discus and adjust on the timings.”

Jungkook’s jaw is clenching, he feels his skin itch at that, he needs your time only on him.

Fuck that dude.

“But I need you- i-i mean your attention- tutoring wise more!” He argues. “I think I’m failing calculus too!”

Another lie. What the fuck is wrong with me.

“Please agree yn… I’ll pay you double! I need you-your time! Ditch that guy!”

He’s so fucking pathetic.

“Umm… Jungkook okay?” You nod, seemingly in deep thoughts.

He finally sighs in relief and takes a sip of his coffee, it’s hard for him to contain his growing smirk but he can’t let you find him weird.

“Thank you! So… you like whip cream on your brew?”

He’s so dumb.

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dr3c0mix · 10 months

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Hiii! Could you please do a scenario where the reader is gushing over a fictional character and saying stuff like how hot they are and that they (reader) want to marry them (fictional character). And then the reaction of your characters to all that (specifically darik and hallow I think were the names) thanks!!

When Their Darling Simps For A Fictional Character

My OCs x GN Reader

hey silly billys !! ill be on a little hiatus for a bit because ill be visiting family <3 thank you for all the love yall have given me and my characters!

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Adrian sees you on your phone and smiling at...a cartoon character??

Over the course of the week, he teases and makes fun of you for it, but quickly goes through the stages of grief over how he's not getting your attention as much as before.

At first, he denies that he's jealous of a fucking picture, but that denial is soon forgotten once he hears you comment about how hot they were and he's fuming.

He'll try any way to get you to pay attention to him, slap your phone out of your hand, throw balls of paper at you, anything to make you stop ogling over that dumb character and be with him!!

"Stop looking at that stupid fanfiction and pay attention to me!"

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Brandon is not hiding the fact that he's jealous.

I mean he's trying, but you can clearly see he has beef with your fictional husbando.

He goes home and does research on the character, asking you all casual sounding what you like about them and change a bit of his style depending on your answer.

If you like how masc they are, he's gonna show off his muscles more during training, take off his shirt drenched with sweat in front of you, anything he can think of to make you think he's more manly and therefore more worthy of your love and attention.

"Hey (Y/N)! Check out my new haircut! You know, it kinda reminds me of that character you like right?...right?"

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Valeth brought you a few books to read and he notices you taking a liking to a certain character in one of them.

You tell him how dreamy and attractive the character is and how awesome they are, and he's trying not to grab your little book and throw it in the fire.

He would never want you to hate him for destroying something you love but goddAMN would it be satisfying.

He makes sure to note what characteristics you like about them and see if he can display them himself.

The big orc would even try to hide your book in a high shelf so you can't read it and pay attention to this fictional character instead of him :(

"Duckling? How about you put down that book and we prepare dinner together? I've missed spending time with my love~"

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Bo hates it. But he stays quiet about it, there's no way he can tear apart something that doesn't exist...

He's really salty and a bit whiny about it, begging you to compliment and love on him instead.

"Why settle for some fake when ya got the real thing right 'ere darlin'?"

Ribs is tearing apart anything that depicts the character. Say goodbye to your comic books or magazines.

He just throws a little pouty tantrum because you love someone that isn't the horde.

"You're our mate! Now please come here so I can hug you!" >:I

Soda is sitting across from you as you ramble about how cool this character is and he's not listening at the slightest. Fuck this guy, who even are they???

After you're done, he crawls up to you and pulls you into a tight cuddle.

"Thats nice...can we go back to kissing now?"

Screw just thinks you like the merch and not the character so he collects anything with your favorite character on it.

However, the others get mad at him for it and explain. Screw then takes it all away and hides it somewhere you'll never find.

"mmm I think we're cooler.."

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Wolfie isn't happy. He takes whatever thing you have of your character, and he rips it to pieces.

You run after him as he has your treasured item in his mouth and you hear his muffled laughing as he shakes his head around, ruining it..

He makes it his mission to jump in your lap whenever he sees you gushing about your little character, or pawing your face so you can look at him and love him now. It's been 5 minutes (Y/N)! It's his turn!

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Dorik's eye twitches as he watches you smiling and giggling over some picture. What's so good about it anyway?

He tries to get your attention on him by being extra obedient, making your favorite food, turning on your favorite movie for the both of you to watch, running you a hot bath, anything to make you praise him and not that stupid little image!

He almost settles to whining and begging for your attention, asking why and how you like this drawing and not him! He's your loyal servant after all!

"Master! They don't deserve someone as wonderful and perfect as you! Let's just eat dinner together and forget about them!"

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Kalva is a bit like screw and supports your interest in the character, but only if you praise him for finding little trinkets and stuff of them.

He loves seeing you happy, even though he hates the fact that you talk about them like they're your mate or something, but that's nonsense, he's your mate!

There will not be anything of that character in your shared bed/nest. You have a personal space for them, but your bed is special to only you and him.

He coos to sleep next to you, mumbling about you possessively while he huddles close to your warmth.

"Cute mate, my little mate, you're my mate! My happy little darling!"

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Jasper wouldn't really care unless you directly tell him you like them better than him then he's committing a war crime.

If he hears you saying you want to marry them, he's stealing all your merch of the character and burning them.

He might distract you with Jonesy like pushing a glass off a table and framing it on the cat so you could stop paying attention to your fanfics or whatever.

"H-hey, Jonesy's on the table again...maybe you should switch apps...take some pictures.."

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Viktor tries to stay cool but deep down, he's very very jealous of how much you like this character.

He's one of the only ones to actually confront you about it and he's adorable whilst doing so.

"M-my dear, maybe you should read some other books? I-I know how much you love that one but maybe uhm..we could read one together?"

Garrick doesn't even hide his hatred towards them, he insults and belittles them every chance his gets.

Why be interested in someone like them when you got 3 supernatural men hopelessly in love with you?

"Oh they're strong? Bet I could beat em in a fight. Can they turn into a bat? Probably not..I can though!"

Silas ignores it, he's sure it's just a little interest that will go away sooner or later.

But if he hears you talking about wanting to marry them, he's sitting you down and asking you why you'd want to do that. He hints a lot about him being a better pick.

"Darling I'm sure you can do better than them..I mean..you sure theres no other..attractive..intelligent and interesting people in your life?.."

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Baron has to keep his cold exterior from breaking every time you ramble to him about your favorite character. He's read the books you've read because he's a creep because he wanted to know you better and he can't help but find some similarities between him and that character of yours.

He wants to speak up about it but he's scared what he might imply. A bit of him is a bit flattered that you find people like him hot, maybe he should show off those characteristics more often around you.

"They're uhm..interesting, Boss..sounds a lot like someone I know..."

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Caspian is a whiny bitch when he finds out your liking to that character, he'll try to guilt trip you into dropping your interest in them because 'he should be your only love!'

He'll try his best to get you to look at him instead of that ugly little book.

"You love them more than me don't you? You're so very mean sometimes my treasure!"

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Hallow is hiding the book, no ifs, ands or buts. He's not letting some big strong hero protagonist person take up your attention. If you try finding it, he's ripping it up and disappearing for days.

He'll be extra cuddly to you from then. He'll make sure he's the one who makes you happy, not your other little friend.

"I'll give it back to you doll, if you give me a kiss~"

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elliesmainhoe · 11 months

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i need ellie x r with siblings

Ellie Williams Headcanons: OlderSister!Reader

It's actually rude how much more your siblings like Ellie over you. (/J)

It's never "oh y/n/n, when are you coming over to visit us from college- we've really missed you"

It's always "oh your coming to visit us? Is Ellie coming over?!"

You used to find babysitting boring. Of course you always did it whenever you could to help out your parents

But Ellie made you look forward to it.

She loved taking them out to fairs, arcades, parks and shitty fast food drive throughs

Ellie RADIATES big sister energy

And it's actually sinful that she doesn't have a little sister- she'd be so supportive of everything they did.

Whenever shes invited for dinner at your parents, she comes prepared.

A teddy bear, plastic toy or doll for every one of your siblings (depending on their personalities)

A bouquet of flowers for your mother and some sort of weird memorabilia for your dad.

Gives your little siblings piggy back rides all the time.

Whenever one of them complains that their feet are tired she's offering them a lift ofc.

Absolutely a pro at playing pretend.

Having tea parties, playing house or 1v1 in Minecraft, she's so down for anything.

Always disrupts your scheduled face times with them when you've been away from home for so long.

Has learnt theme songs to their favorite cartoons and video games on guitar.

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tyrantisterror · 3 months

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My Personal History with My Good Friend, Satan

My first encounter with The Devil - that I can remember, at least - came when I was about three or so. My mom liked to borrow VHS tapes from libraries to show me and my siblings a lot, and one of the libraries she used was the one at our church. It was a small and obviously very religion-centric collection, but it left a notable mark on me - like, that's where I saw this weird, kinda shitty cartoon version of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe which might be responsible for irreconcilably fucking up my taste in women? I just have this distinct memory of watching the scene where Edmund is tempted by the White Witch and thinking, "Yeah, he's making the right call." If anything I was frustrated that he hesitated - three year old me was already simping for this woman. Just imagine a child channeling Ernie Hudson in Ghostbusters and growling, "When a terrifying and beautiful woman offers you candy and a private sleigh ride, you say YES!" and that's basically me as a kid.

Where was I? Right, Satan. So, the other video from that library I remember was this cartoon retelling of Bible stories, and really I just remember the Adam and Eve part. The temptation scene had this huge, super gnarly-looking demonic red snake in it, and he was so cool and badass and I was already predisposed to like snakes anyway, so of course he was my instant favorite. But, like almost all media featuring reptiles that captured my little child heart, he turned out to be the bad guy - literally The Devil, in this case - and was punished at the end of the story. And that pissed me off.

Sometime shortly thereafter - or at least that's how I remember it, this was over thirty years ago so things might be smushed closer together than they really were by the fog of ages - some of the kids in my preschool chastised me for liking snakes. "Don't you know the devil is a snake? Snakes are evil!" I remembered the movie, and it made me angry.

Because snakes aren't evil, and as a kid I knew that because my parents taught me it. Snakes were just animals, they don't know right from wrong, and to call them evil it to judge them for what they are, not what they do. That experience taught me a very important lesson: The Devil is a tool to make people hate the innocent. And as I'd later learn, snakes were far from the only innocents people would vilify because of a demonic association.

The second time I met the devil came a few years later, when I was six or seven or so. My Grampa and Grams liked to take us up North to Mackinac City and the Upper Peninsula each summer, and I have a lot of fond memories of those trips, but there was one in particular that's relevant to this discussion. We saw a sign for a "laser light show" in the shopping district, and I got to stay up late to see it with my family. The show in question was basically a cartoon projected into the night sky adapting the song The Devil Went Down to Georgia. It was super primitive and hokey and cornball and terrible and I loved every second of it. I was enchanted, absolutely delighted with the spectacle and the silly song where the devil was less a force of evil and more a comically bumbling inept supervillain - one of my favorite archetypes, even back then. So that's the second lesson about the devil I learned: The Devil can be fun sometimes.

Now, Godzilla, one of the few reptile characters I encountered as a kid who didn't end up a villain (at least not in the first movie of his I saw, Godzilla vs. Megalon), had already set me on the path to loving monsters of all stripes and, by extension, horror fiction in general, so as I grew up I had many more encounters with the devil. But while I warmed up quickly to most monster archetypes, like vampires, zombies, werewolves, etc., I always felt dismissive of demons. It kind of coincided with me becoming disillusioned with Christianity as a whole, in fact. A story about fighting evil, Christian-style demons is ultimately an allegory for fighting evil as defined by Christianity, and Christianity's definition of what evil is, well, sucks. It's bad! They got some things right, but some things horribly wrong. The devil is the tool Christianity uses to make you hate the innocent, and I struggled to enjoy a lot of demon stories because of that. Still do with some, in fact.

There were exceptions, of course - I loved The Evil Dead series as soon as I saw it at too-early-of-an-age, but then, the demons in it aren't super Christian. They aren't repelled by holy water or crucifixes or prayer, and in fact God and Jesus barely get mentioned in the series and never come up as a potential solution. They're kind of secular as demons go, and maybe that made them easier to stomach. But overall, demons ranked pretty low in the hierarchy of monsters to me - they were too tainted by the religion that spawned them for me to enjoy.

Until college, anyway. I quietly renounced my faith during my Freshmen year, and then, as if seeking one last chance at redemption in my eyes, the devil came to me again the following year. That's when I had a class on Medieval literature, and was exposed to far older devil stories than I had ever seen before. And Medieval devils kick ass. They have so much more personality and variety than I had come to expect, and some are downright affable, even sympathetic to a degree. It was one of many moments in college when I realized there was much more to a topic I'd previously written off as boring and trite.

This is when I read Dante's The Divine Comedy and Milton's Paradise Lost and Marlowe's Faust and Ben Johnson's The Devil Is An Ass. It's when I read early Gothic Horror novels like Matthew Gregory Lewis's The Monk, and dived into The Twilight Zone, which has more than a few episodes that are updates of medieval-style devil folktales in a more modern (i.e. 1960's) setting. And so many of these works presented the Devil not as a stand-in for everything Christianity hates, but as a person - a deeply flawed person, yes, but a person with actual wants and feelings and thoughts of his own, a person who was interesting and compelling - and sometimes funny, and sometimes charming, and sometimes really sad. There was, dare I say... sympathy for the devil growing in my heart.

In the last year of my undergraduate studies, I attended my college's yearly Medieval Studies Congress, where people from all over the world came to Kalamazoo just to share their research papers on medieval history and literature. One girl's thesis paper was on the subject of "rueful devils," i.e. depictions of demons in literature where they wanted to repent their sins and redeem themselves, which uniformly ended with the devils' hopes being dashed as they could not fully repent. This idea... possessed me. The idea that the devil could repent, or at least try to - that there could be hope even in the most debauched sinner. It was such a good narrative trope in my eyes - why did it die out centuries ago?

Well, because the church didn't like it, you see. If the devil can repent - if the Absolute King of Evil can choose to become a good person - then he's not very useful as a tool to make people hate the innocent anymore. The devil MUST be "pure evil" to work as intended. A rueful devil, a repentant devil, a devil that can be redeemed, forces us to be more forgiving and kind. It forces us to be better. It prevents us from hating people because an old book says so. And some people just couldn't have that, and so the trope died.

...

After I got my bachelor's degree, I entered the job market and, after applying to fifty different places or so, was finally hired as a high school english teacher about two weeks before the school year started. Said school year was the worst year of my life. Like, I've had extreme self loathing issues and suicidal ideation since, like, sixth grade, but holy shit it was NEVER as bad as it was in that nine month stretch between 2012 and 2013. There was this bridge I had to cross on the way to work each morning, and about two months in the job was so stressful that part of my morning routine was thinking, "You know, if I just swerve to the right, this can all be over and I'll never have to worry again." About halfway in I began drastically losing weight despite not changing my diet or getting more exercise and it was so traumatic that to this day whenever my weight starts to drop my initial reaction is dread rather than excitement. I impulse bought the first two Kung-Fu Panda movies and, after watching each for the first time and crying hideously, proceeded to watch them on repeat for an entire weekend while sobbing myself hoarse for reasons I couldn't comprehend at the time.

I was in Hell. And the devil met me there.

I started writing a story during that year. I didn't get very far, just a couple chapters, but it was one of the few things that gave me a sense of accomplishment. Despite all the stress and sadness and misery, I made something. It was a story about demons, and Hell, and trying to make your life better even when the world around you seems deadset on making you suffer as much as possible.

When my bosses called me into their office at the end of that year and told me that I had to quit my job so the assistant principal could take my teaching position and survive the downsizing they'd get next year, and that if I didn't quit they'd give me the lowest teacher evaluation they could and make it supremely difficult for me to get hired elsewhere... I was relieved. I'd been let out of Hell. After a handful of months left to finish out the year, I was free.

And then I went home, with nothing. No job, no desire to pursue the career for which I'd spent five years and an ungodly amount of money getting a degree to pursue, no nest egg, nothing. Nothing except a few chapters of a book.

The years that followed were hard. I did a lot of temp work, it took me a very long time to find something that worked for me. I may have left the worst year of my life, but there was still a lot of misery waiting for me. And through it all, I felt the need to accomplish... something, ANYTHING. I had to make something to prove I had a reason to exist, even if it was something that only had value to me.

With three years of work, those chapters became my first novel, No Sympathies: A Tale of Those Who Trespass Against Us. It was about the devil, and Hell, and finding salvation even when things seem inescapably bleak. It was my first novel, and now, eight years later, it's the first of five.

The devil saved my life. He saw me at my lowest, lifted me up, whispered, "It'll be ok. You have to keep going. I'll be with you, but you have to keep going," and goddammit, he kept me from swerving right.

That's when I learned the greatest truth about the devil, at least to me. The devil is a tool to make people hate the innocent, yes, this is true, but because of that, the devil can be a savior for the broken, the beaten, and the damned. You can feel like you're worthless, wretched, and doomed. But if the devil can rise from Hell, if the devil can choose to change, if people are willing to pray for the one sinner who needs it most - then there's hope for you too, isn't there?

Demons are creatures of rebellion - against God, against nature, against the powers that be, against doom and damnation itself. They were made to be a tool to hurt the innocent, but that's not what they have to be. Devils can lift us up, because no matter how far you fall, no one can say whether it's the end for you except you.

...I would like to point out that I am being figurative here. The devil does not literally exist, at least not in my view of things. He's a fictional character, nothing more. But he's a prolific fictional character, and how we portray him can say so much about us. And, to me, he is a dear friend, despite being imaginary, because the devil was there for me when I was low, and it was on his wings that I rose from doom.

...again, figuratively, not literally.

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kodamaghost00 · 3 months

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30 Roxanne Wolf Headcanons

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This post will contain: NSFW,Sfw,Fluff,Smut

It’s also Genderless for the girls,gays and theys! You are a Technician in these scenarios!

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Let’s begin!

She’d call you “Champ” or “Cutie”. She would call you other nicknames based on your name too.

You’re the only one who’s allowed to touch her hair and tail. Everyone knows that.

She likes watching Adult Cartoons such as Helluva boss or Hazbin Hotel.

She purrs while you cuddle her.

Her love language is being mean to you. She’ll tease you with “idiot” and “baby” just to see you get pissed off.

She’s aggressive and dominant in bed. No matter if you want to be in control.

She’s also very jealous and protective of you. If she sees you simping for anyone she’ll make you regret that by loving you all night.

Even though she LOVES to talk about herself she’d never stop you from talking about your day.

You help her often with her makeup and she also helps you out with the Parts and services stuff. Like moving around heavy boxes.

When you do maintenance on her she almost bit you once. She apologized over and over again but in the after hours you still heard her blaming herself.

She said to you once “I am the best. But you’re a close second, champ.” She smiled sweetly at you and you did the same. It was her own way of saying she loves you.

You,Chica and Roxy also have many fun memories! Since Chica is Roxy’s best friend you three love each others company.

Roxy is definitely into BDSM. She loves to see you drool over her. The desperation in your eyes turns her on badly.

There was a time before you two were close. You heard her often doubting herself. You knocked on the door to her green room “Roxy? Are you alright?” She looked at the door, hesitating to say something.

She just screamed in frustration “YES IM FINE. NOW GO AWAY!”. You stand there not wanting to go away just yet. “Look Roxy… I don’t want you to feel forced to anything but…” you had a small pause “You can always talk to me y’know?”

She was hesitant but as soon as she heard you walk away she sprinted to the door and opened it. “…Can you come in for a second…?” wich you did. She talked about her doubts while her head lays on your lap and you caressed her hair.

She has a hilarious laugh wich makes you laugh along every time.

She initiated your first kiss. She pinned you against a wall with a leg between your thighs. She looks at your lips then to your eyes. Your heart is racing. “May I?” She asks. You quickly nod and you guys kiss.

She hates it when you make her wait too long. She loves trying out other aesthetics and fashion styles. But she enjoys her original look the most.

“Do you think we’re soulmates in every universe?” You ask her as she cuddles you. “Let me think…. Yes. Definitely yes cutie~” you blush as she nuzzles her snout into your neck. She loves making playlists for you. It’s a simple thing but it means so much to her since she only does it for her loved ones.

If she ever sees you wearing her merch she’ll stand in front of you flabbergasted. Mouth gaping. Drooling. “It looks so much better on you champ…”

She loves to show you off to the others. She’ll make everyone jealous cause she’s the one who gets to love you.

Even tho she is mean to everyone she has a love for the older kiddos (9-12 years old). She enjoys pep talking them into having more self esteem.

You guys cuddle so much that you even fell asleep in her arms one time… you basically missed a whole shift-

You enjoy her overprotective attitude. Once a Karen tried to attack you and she jumped and grabbed you. Holding you close to her chest she growled at the Karen.”Back off lady.”

She fixes her hair and makeup every hour to look perfect.

In her solos on stage she always sings Rock songs.

Once you told her that you were insecure about yourself and she just looked at you in disbelief and said “You? You mean the only person who’s on my level of pretty? Nha, I don’t think you should worry about anything cutie.”

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Perfect! Now that I’ve done the main 4 I might do the other ones next? Let’s see how it goes. And once again thank you all for reading my post. Have a wonderful day/night!

- Your Ghost ༼ つ ╹ ╹ ༽つ

#roxxane wolf #fnaf roxxane #glamrock roxanne #glamrock roxy #fnaf roxy #roxy wolf #roxanne wolf #roxanne wolf x reader #genderless reader #roxy fnaf #fnaf sb x reader #fnaf roxy wolf

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almacambiondaughterofsaleos · 1 month

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Stolas character is pathetic attempt trying to recreate Dr doofenshmirtz. That man is a villain and evil well wannabee but don't be too hard on him he try. He saturday cartoon villain and great father. Was he a little to mean toward his henchman? Yes he was but he soon realized that. I see him putting the effort and focusing on his daughter but stolas he just remind me of those parent who are like priotizing their lover over their own children. Comparison with his backstory same but the differences he bullied by his own family, other children and adult too. He was man of science however his intelligence is not respected. He fail at some stuff but not everything and his relationship with his ex wife is very lovable. His wife is just supporting character don't have any depth but shes not cartoonishly evil. Vanessa his daughter she really felt like an actual teenager and the best part she wasn't demonized for being angry. Dr and perry have strong gay tension it wasn't predatory it felt like there potential romance between them. Stolitz really forced so i don't care for them. Stolas he just trash father i lack respect for him. Viv you demand respect not earned it

Yeah, Dr. Doof is a result of good writing and showing not just telling. And as you point out the narrative shows him having a good relationship with his ex wife even as he's divorced. Seriously, that is something that I couldn't imagine Stolas doing because at the end of the day despite saying he loves and cares for his daughter puts her over his desires. He refuses to go above the bare minimum and actually stop being an obsessed simp over this imp he remembers from decades ago and is obsessed with. And you bet your butt that Doof would refuse to put any new romantic partner over his daughter mostly because he would probably want her to get used the idea and because he would so want to make sure his partner is okay with his kid. Also his girls are unionized he can be a good boss. Even though his sad backstory is played for laughs, I do love how it factors into his parenting which is making sure his daughter never experiences what he had to go through. Doof is a demonstration of making sure he does everything in his power not to be like his parents while Stolas despite the narrative trying to say otherwise is becoming like his dad which is being emotionally neglectful and selfish.

#helluva boss #vivziepop critical #helluva boss critical #vivziepop criticism #vivziepop #helluva boss criticism #anti-vivziepop #helluva boss critique #hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel

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clemnchai · 1 year

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Modern Ellie x blk! reader headcannons ♡

- she’s a SIMP. puts up a front but everyone knows. she’s a lover girl she can’t help it. dina and jesse make fun of her for it but she just loves you and believes you deserve to be loved outwardly. always holding your hand in public and kissing your forehead. if you’re out and you want kisses she’ll gladly provide— even if there are others around. “gimme’ kiss baby” she smushes ur cheeks together to form a cute pout and leans in to give you a multitude of wet, quick smooches.

- before you guys confessed to each other she had the biggest crush on you. everyone knew but you.

- she loves your hair. could watch you do your hair for hours even if you have oil dripping down your face and ur hairs half done. thinks you look so pretty:( if you ever want to change up your hair she’ll try her best to help and ask questions so she knows how to do it later. she watches youtube videos and studies how to do different hairstyles 😭 if you’re doing box braids she’ll literally beg to try to help. “lemme try, i’ve been practicing babe.” she says with a proud grin on her face. “oh yea? who’ve you been practicing on hm?” you looked at her with a side eye as you finish one of the last braids and prep to start a new one. “on myself and dina taught me some things too— cmon. lemme just do one.” you wanted to tell her that her and dina’s hair were different from yours but she looked so excited. when she’s finished with the braid, she looks so proud. “see, told you i could do it. you know how skilled these fingers are.” she says teasingly. “yea yea, good job baby” you say and give her a validating kiss on the cheek.

-she helps you oil your scalp while you sit in between her legs while watching a movie.

- watches dumb cartoons with you and gets weirdly invested?? loves snuggling with you at night and watching stupid tv like south park.

-dog person, but you made her a cat lover!! can just imagine her hating cats, but when she meets your kitty and sees how much you love it, she can’t not love it as well. when you first introduce her to ur cat, i can see her giving it a side eye while it just rubs and cuddles against her—eventually she cracks. now you call it you guys’ baby:(

- super emotionally intelligent and perceptive. she knows how you’re feeling before you do. loves reassuring her baby and making you feel better. if you’re feeling sad she’ll put on your favorite cartoon and stroke your hair hair to calm you down. also makes dumb jokes to make you laugh. “hey, look babe, s’its joel” she points at the screen to an old troll caricature. she looks down and grins when she sees your giggly face.

-buys you plushies and little collectibles that remind her of you:(

- most definitely a munch

-i hc ellie as a soft dom and stone top. she loves having control over you. loves that you trust her so much that you let her handle all your problems😕 her preferred way to fuck you is with her strap. she loves the way your eyes well up with tears and how sensitive u get when she fucks you. if you’re feeling extra subby, she’ll give you your favorite plushie to hold while she makes you cream all over’ her strap :(( talks you through it too. “yea, y’like that hm? like when daddy fucks you like this? only i can fuck you right.” “need you to cum for me, pretty girl. can you do that f’me?” “that’s right. good girl. my good girl.” ♡

- her favorite pet names to call you are pretty girl, babe, baby, bubs, and honey 💘

-her love language is acts of service!! need your desk built? done. hungry? food already ordered. sick? she’s running you a bath.

-can be temperamental and mean to everyone else but always so so sweet to you<3

#ellie williams x reader #ellie williams smut #ellie x reader #ellie williams headcanons #tlou #the last of us #ellie williams x black!reader

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You know as a former member of Vivziepop's cult and yes its a cult not a fandom anymore I am disgusted by a majority of the people in it.

Like someone on the subreddit brought up it being kinda tasteless or fucked that they sold sexy Stella merch in bdsm gear when she's abused Stolas physically. The post was deleted quickly and judging by my experiences in the fandom people were stanning Viv or harassing OP and that has got me thinking.

Why is Stella in bdsm gear? Like Stolas and Blitzo are canonically into it yet you give the abuser that...

Like isn't a bit fucked that instead of choosing the canonical practicioners in your show you choose to put someone who uses pain not to pleasure but to slowly break and hurt someone.

We know Vivziepop has a merch rep so how did that get into production?

I also find it fucked that Vivziepop and crew are attempting to tackle an issue as serious as domestic abuse and do it so poorly by writing Stolas and Stella as bickering children next we see them. Then the staff has the utter gawl to sell merch in general of Stella and the fans buying it up.

Like I understand autograph signings slightly but that's the only merch Stella should have.

Vivziepop's cult loves to claim that they utterly depise Stella and deserves to suffer because she's an abuser so how dare people want nuance or not just a generically evil cartoon villain but the moment she is drawn in a sexy way they start throwing money at that.

Like I just want to know how these people if their friends ask about the character on the pin will explain "Oh this is Stella who's a sexy domestic abuser"

Then again am I surprised when Vivziepop makes merch of a rapist and most of the crew have some weird fascination with Valentino and not in the way that he's their best written villain way more like they are simping over him.

I think a lot of fandoms, especially nowadays, have a lot of genuinely bad people who really need help/therapy but see nothing wrong in what they do or just keep doing that, though they know it ain't okay. That's so frustrating when you can't feel comfortable even in an Internet community. But Viv's "fandom"(I mean exactly these two shows, although Zoophobia also had......not very pleasant people) is surely something........Where'd you find so many blatantly oblivious and blind brown nosers which keep pretending everything's good when there's already tons of red flags from Vivienne? Yeah, that's a rare case. I don't wanna interact with this fandom or even talk about it, tbh. I still watch the show cuz it's fun to see how it manages to be worse with every episode, though sometimes I don't make reviews as many other people do it faster and better and I just have nothing to say(I need to take my jaw from the floor). Regarding Stella - well, I don't know on what principles Viv or her team makes merch with the characters, but aren't all characters being sexualized anyway? They even have merch with Chaz, a guy who, like, died in the same episode. And they keep doing new merch with this jerk. And that's obviously because there are people who simp for him. I don't know if Stella's merch may be an insult to those who practice BDSM, I'm not into it, tbh, and I don't take these things seriously, but I find this just a bland sexualisation. Well, it's "sexy merch", but yeah, Stella's all character is based on being a mean aggressive yelling bitch, and this thing.......it must be a character trait, I guess? Or just a sweet treat for rule34 artists, like most of the stuff Viv does. Again, I don't take all of this seriously, this sexy merch was made to tease and please the simping fans, but there's certainly a part of irony in it. Like, people in this fandom hate Stella so much that they shit on people who simply want her to be a more complex character, and they're........still buying all this stuff. They........enjoy Stella being "hot dommy mommy" and still keep hating her? Ngl, only Viv's fanbase can do that, lol. I've seen this fandom from the start and I can say that many people here always had some weird obsession with Valentino. I even remember some person passive aggressively telling me that "he's just very charismatic and it's your problems if you can't see it". When there were, like........A musical clip and a comic where he just was being an abusive jerk. Yeah, that's a really weird fascination. Also, doesn't one of HH's crew, who is an animator or a director(don't remember correctly), has a rape fetish and has drawn an animatic on their beloved ship Angel/Val? Hella ironic that a show about serious portrayal of trauma and abuse has a crew member(or members) which legit.......find it hot or cute. That's sick af but I guess Viv doesn't care who she hires. Oh, that's definitely not a pit I would like to fall in. I'm not sure there's any hope on Hazbin portraying trauma or mental illnesses properly, but I'll still watch it anyway. Whenever it comes out....

#anti vivziepop #spindlehorse critical #vivziepop critical #anti helluva boss #helluva boss critical #helluva boss criticism #helluva boss salt #helluva boss critique #anti hazbin hotel

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welcome to...starleska's f/o round-up 2023! 🥳🥳🥳

below the cut is every single character i've had a crush on in 2023...and there are 30 in total!! 🙈💖 these are given in chronological order of fixation, and they are all new crushes (so re-entering a fixation for a character i've simped for previously doesn't count 😂) now be warned, this is a genuinely unhinged list. they are largely villains. one is a mushroom. one is a vehicle. one is a casino-themed duck-shaped robot. my autism is indiscriminate in the characters it fixates on, and they are all suitably embarrassing 😭💖 without further ado, here we go...

1. James the Red Engine | Thomas the Tank Engine

...shut up 😂💖 at the start of this year i truly lost my mind and fell headfirst into the Thomas the Tank Engine fandom (everyone there is so lovely and creative!!)...and of course, the vain train is my favourite 🙈💖 James is cute okay!! i don't need to justify myself!!! 2. 'Big' Jack Horner | Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

there's no way anyone missed this one - we are quite the tight-knit and dedicated group in the 'Big' Jack Horner fandom 😳💖 come on, look at him...a huge, powerful, obsessive, fancy-bastard collector with an affinity for magic??? he's stunning 🥴💖 i made so many lovely friends through gushing about this horrible man!!! we had so much fun making OCs to ship with him 🙈 one of the most intense fixations i've had all year, and one of the best villains we've seen in years...he is fantastic 🥰 3. Pizzahead | Pizza Tower

i don't know what's in the water of Pizza Tower but it's impossible to be normal about any character you like from that game 🙈💖 of course the evil sentient pizza slice took the top spot, he's so cartoony and ridiculous!!! the amount of power he exerts is also quite the draw 🤭💖 i'm not gonna lie there's a couple other characters from this game i may get into later...we'll see 😉 4. Fingers | Dead End: Paranormal Park

have you heard this guy's voice. can you blame me. deliciously evil fruity monstrosity with supernatural powers? sign me up to whatever sinister scheme Fingers has going on now or in the future 👉👈 he hits a lot of boxes...between the cabaret-style makeup, the posh, dismissive and manipulative personality and the inexplicable Eldritch body, he was always gonna be a crush 🤭 5. M.O.D.O.K. | Marvel

wheeze okay, this was originally a JOKE!!! @thelighttasteslikelasagna sent in this message joking that i look like i'd find M.O.D.O.K. hot, and i was really angry about it for five minutes...and then i discovered the stop-motion cartoon where he's exactly the kind of cringefail malewife villain i enjoy (in the Augustus St. Cloud vein), and the rest is history 🙈💖 definitely one of the silliest crushes i had this year, but he holds a special place in my heart :3c 6. Gargamel | The Smurfs

nah man i was on some serious mental illness at the start of this year 💀 i just can't help it when bad guys are like this, alright!!! Hank Azaria's performance as Gargamel is sooo silly and over-the-top, i couldn't help but love every second he was on screen 🙈💖 Gargamel's just a whole lot of fun!!! who doesn't love a magic-wielding freak hellbent on the destruction of a group of little creatures?? (i cannot and will not be taking any questions at this time 😶) 7. Wally Darling | Welcome Home

my God, the Wally Darling fixation hit the entire Internet like a train 🤭💖 soft-voiced, ambiguously-moraled rizz puppet that he is, how could we not all fall head-over-heels? i have to thank this guy for throwing me headfirst back into fanfic writing, as the whole Welcome Home story really inspired me...not to mention all the lovely folks who wanted to imagine different ways of getting to hold Wally's hand 🥰 hooray for our pretty puppet boy!! 8. Killa Harkan | John Wick: Chapter 4

...yes, i know, it's funny that Killa's the first of two cartoonishly evil German-accented bad guys with sleight of hand tricks and gold teeth on the list this year 😂💖 sitting in the cinema, the second he opened his mouth my partner just turned and stared at me, because they knew. i refuse to apologise for appreciating a really awful bastard - especially one who dresses so sharply 😉 9. Ian Hawke | Alvin and the Chipmunks

yet another member of the 'it started off as a joke...' club 🤭💖 listen, Ian serves!!! we can't resist a smarmy music producer/manage type, can we? Ian's in the same camp as Gargamel for being a deeply evil man whose capacity for doing harm is directed at little creatures. all i'm saying is, he can sign me up for a dodgy deal any day 🥴 10. Myc Cellium | Inside Job

i can't tell if it's my monsterfucker tendencies or my consummate attraction to Brett Gelman but the crass sentient mushroom got me down bad 😭💖 he's just such a menace!! he's got that intoxicating combo of being horribly socially inappropriate and an actual outcast...fellas, Myc was fixation bait for me 😭 11. Klaus Kickenklober | Sing 2

i don't care if you think you're not a furry, someone can and will get you from the Sing franchise, and that is a threat 🙈💖 yesss laugh it up, Star's got another stern and vaguely European cartoon villain added to the list 😂 i just find Klaus so impossibly delightful!!! he'd be a terrible teacher to have in real life, but in fiction, i think i could fix him :3c 12. The Spot | Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

ohoho, i know you guys were living for The Spot fixation because i remember your reaction to the x Readers 😉 look at him and his incredible design!!! the transformation of The Spot from weak laughable villain to reality-bending monstrosity had me by the throat...and i can't wait to see more of him when the next Spider-Verse drops 👀 13. Mad Mod | Teen Titans

MAD. BLOODY. MOD!!!!! i think our favourite British bastard has to take the crown (literally and figuratively) as my strongest fixation out of the whole of 2023, i lost my mind over this guy. he just consumed my every waking thought!!! 🙈 the style, the voice, the unbelievable engineering skill...Mad Mod is one of those once-in-a-lifetime f/os that you know you'll be obsessed with for a very long time 😳💖 i look back so fondly on those wonderful few months of Mad Mod fandom resurgence, and how that still continues today...here's hoping even more people find out about him and develop their own crushes 😉 shout-out to the lovely @iriso-page who suggested him and Music Meister to me 🙈💖

14. Control Freak | Teen Titans

sdfgdf okay back on form with the fat dweebs, i know, i know!!!! my ravenous Mad Mod fixation wasn't enough to ignore Control Freak, one of the most delightfully stupid villains in Teen Titans...!!! he hits all my buttons (ha!) and i genuinely think his design and powers are kind of epic. would love to see him utilised in the future 😉 (i am never beating the Discord kitten allegations...) 15. Ken | Barbie

well, this particular blond himbo was quite the surprise!! 🤭💖 i'm not usually the one to go for such a stereotypical hottie, but Ryan Gosling plays Ken as so unhinged and...off for the whole movie, he activated the same neurons which come with the weirdest of my crushes 🙈💖 Ken's a misguided sweetheart and i'd love to help him feel a little bit wanted;;; 16. Buck Ruffler the Duck Shuffler | Toontown: Corporate Clash

fell into the wonderful world of Toontown: Corporate Clash and imprinted on this fucker like...well, like a baby duck 😂💖 is this not the most spectacular design for an original Cog you've ever seen?! i love that Buck is an absolutely scrambled robot with a gambling addiction, and i think he'd be lovely (and hilarious) company 🥰

17. Barnaby | Billie Bust Up

ohhhh yesssss Billie Bust Up caught my attention with this sinister goofball!!!! fancy, flamboyant and very into murder...Barnaby has all the traits for any Tumblr Sexyman, and i cannot wait for the full game to drop so we can see even more of him 👀

18. The Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch | Batman

Jervis Tetch my beloved!! this has been the year of fancy blonds in top-hats, as well as deeply silly hypnotists, and Jervis kicked off this trend with a bang 🙈💖 i'm a Mad Hatter fan generally but B:TAS Jervis is a special kind of pretty stalker, and that voice is delicious 🥴 thanks to him for kicking off an Alice in Wonderland fixation and for finally getting me into drinking tea...the things we do for our crushes, eh? 🥰 19. Music Meister/Darius Chapel | Batman

and here is the first character played by Neil Patrick Harris who made it onto this year's list!!! 🙈💖 another camp, theatrical Batman villain to add to my collection...gorgeous voice, such an immense sense of style, and wonderfully good fun!! i think more people should get a little obsessed with the Music Meister 😉 20. Buggy the Clown | One Piece

none of you can judge me for this one - i remember all the TikTok edits!!! 😂💖 Buggy is pathetic and so much fun - i wasn't expecting to enjoy him as much as i did!! although my fixation for him may have been short-lived, my love for him certainly isn't 🥰 21. Pat Butcher | BBC Ghosts

ohhhh, every now and again a little sweetheart will get me right in the feelings, and Pat Butcher is added proudly to my f/o collection as the second Yorkshireman (next to Salad Fingers 😭). i just love what an upbeat, lovely man he is!! he's so soft and warm to everyone he meets and tries his best to do everything right by his friends...i'd love to cuddle with him 🥺 22. Josh Levy | The Eltingville Club

a classic return to form with Josh Levy, à la Comic Book Guy and Control Freak...really telling on myself by collecting these horrible greasy nerds who would 100% call me something derogatory if i tried to talk to them 💀 i appreciate every last one of The Eltingville Club but Josh, as a failed writer who remains just as toxic as he was when he was a teen, is my undisputed favourite 🙈💖 23. Swan | Phantom of the Paradise

oh God, reawakening my crush on Paul Williams by discovering Swan damn near killed me!!!! 😭💖 i was so obsessed with this man as a kid and the moment i saw him as Swan in POTP i felt intense attraction and gender envy in equal parts;;;; Swan's whole aesthetic and demeaning, inhuman approach to people is impossibly sensual, and i can't overstate enough how little evil dudes in tinted shades will always get me down bad 🙈💖 24. Kinger | The Amazing Digital Circus

my love for Kinger was such a pleasant surprise!! 🤭💖 sweet, anxious fella that he is, all i want to do is get him out of that digital hellscape and ensure he can wrap up in as many blankets as he likes!!! i love his always-on-the-edge-of-a-breakdown portrayal and am so eager to learn more about him and his backstory 👀 25. Peter Gregory | Silicon Valley

ahhh, kicking it the old-fashioned way by getting extremely invested in the most autistic character on the show (and that's saying something, given the high neurodivergent coding of everyone in Silicon Valley 🙈💖). Peter's style and methods of communication are traits i simply find attractive in real life, and although he sadly wasn't with us long, he absolutely stole the show ✨ 26. 'Action' Jack Barker | Silicon Valley

given my love of nerds it's no shocker that Silicon Valley hit me with two f/os, and 'Action' Jack Barker - the tech-field Colin Robinson - was a surefire entry 😳💖 what is it about these milquetoast men who are so whitebread yet are capable of such terrible things which gets me every time?! Jack is such a fun character and i'm glad we got as much of him as we did 🙈 27. Avery | Pokémon: Sword and Shield

i cannot believe none of you guys told me about Avery, the most amazingly dressed character i've ever seen in the whole of Pokémon 🙈💖 shhhh he is so very pretty and petty and his powers are incredibly cool. i just love everything about him and would delight in helping him develop a real sense of self-esteem, because he does not deserve the dismissal he receives from his family 😭💖 28. Matthew Patel | Scott Pilgrim

oh my God, heart in my MOUTH seeing Matthew Patel get the glow-up villain arc he so desperately deserved!!!!! 😭💖💖💖 Matthew is just the epitome of style and power in Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, and it was so fantastic getting to see him grow as a character and get self-actualised. plus his fight scenes were some of the coolest things i've ever seen. Matthew can i have your number please 🥺 29. The Toymaker | Doctor Who

!!!!!!!!!! i don't know if you guys can tell, but i really love the Toymaker...and even predicted that he'd completely consume my mind months before we got The Giggle 🙈💖 e v e r y t h i n g about him just gets me so bad. his reality-bending, his teasing attitude, his ridiculous accents, his gorgeous costumes, his emotional inconsistency, his tragic backstory...god, if i so much as look at him smiling i melt 🥴💖 characters played by Neil Patrick Harris really get me!! i'm so proud to be modding a server dedicated to the Toymaker now, and have met so many brilliant, wonderful friends through him and falling back into Doctor Who!!! i think we're all going to be brainrotting over him for quite some time 😉💖 30. Dr Mark Fry | Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget

Dr Fry, rushing in at the finish line!!! 🤭 the second my pals saw this guys they were all spamming me, begging me to watch Dawn of the Nugget!!! and ooooh i was noooot prepared for the specific brand of soft creepy genius he is 💖 even if they'd played Dr Fry purely as your run-of-the-mill mad scientist he would've gotten me bad, but they just had to make him equal parts freaky and brilliant with just a touch of arrogance, didn't they?? Melisha scored well 🤤 (also, three whole Yorkshiremen in my collection now!! is it the accent? 😭) aaaaand that's everyone!!! phew, is anyone else out of breath? 🥵 what a wonderful, silly year of fixations this has been 🤭💖 thank you all for being here, brainrotting happily alongside me for some of these characters, and for all the other characters you love!!! i hope 2024 is awesome to you, and that many more fictional characters are around the corner, ready to make you smile 😉

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