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curryshesus · 6 months

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bts fics that radiate sheer utter brilliance

(aka my favorite fics of all time) pt. 1

hello, hello! please make sure to show your love and support to these lovely authors if you enjoyed any of these reads as much as i did <3 note: all of these fics contain nsfw content (minors dni please). enjoy!

➺ the road to you - by @bonvoyagenoona

| ot7 x reader (tae focus) | 110k

au of all aus, best friend!taehyung, high school boyfriend!jimin, professor!yoongi, college boyfriend!jungkook, art enthusiast and city heartthrob!namjoon, barista!hobi, actor!jin, angst, fluff, smut, series

>>summary: "armed with your quick wit, creative passion, talent for storytelling, and innate understanding of your fanbase, you have met every challenge, surpassed every goal, and achieved the unimaginable. despite the earth shifting erratically under your firmly planted feet, you’ve always had a plan. you’ve made peace with the sacrifices you’ve had to make, and you’ve long forgotten the rejections and heartbreaks that came as a result. your agent keeps reminding you that you’re at the precipice of something new, that your audience is waiting for your next project with bated breath. this is usually when you thrive. so why do you feel so lost? and who can you count on from your past to help you find your way?"

➺ matilda - by @babystrcandy

| yoongi x reader | 141.8k

brother’s best friend au, f2e2f2l, slice of life, angst, fluff, eventual smut, series

>> summary: "loneliness had always been a constant for you, haunting you like a ghost; until your older brother’s best friend, min yoongi, came into your life. you both promised each other something back then - you’d always have his support and he’d always have yours. but with time and age, you weren’t sure how much that all still stood to be true."

➺ bitchin' - by @kinktae

| jungkook x reader | 49.5k

1980’s au, inspired by to all the boys i’ve loved before, e2l, fake lovers/college au, frat boy!jungkook, smut, series

>> summary: "the 80s were a time of choices. which perm was right for you? what color neon would you wear next? none of these choices, however, were more questionable than a certain deal you made with jeon jungkook."

➺ flower - by @readyplayerhobi

| hoseok x reader |

online dating au, fluff, future angst, future smut, series

>> summary: "you finally decide to take a dip into the world of online dating and find the flower dating app. one of the top matches for you proves to be a guy who looks to be your complete opposite; tattooed, pierced, a metalhead and oh…incredibly handsome. what happens when you throw caution to the wind and reach out to him?

➺ suncity - by @jamaisjoons

| hoseok x reader | 17k

strangers to lovers au, vacation au, angst, fluff, smut, oneshot

>> summary: "when you’d taken a spontaneous trip to barcelona, you hadn’t expected to meet hoseok. more than that, you hadn’t expected to begin a torrid affair with him."

➺ idealizations concerning real life relations - by @venusiangguk

| jungkook x reader | 40.9k

fuckboy!jk x hopeless romantic!oc, s2l, fwb, smut, angst, oneshot

>> summary: "jungkook loves to be loved, but he doesn’t love in return."

➺ peach parfait - by @jamaisjoons

| seokjin x reader | 19k

enemies to lovers au, fluff, smut, slight angst, two parts

>> summary: "you and seokjin have always been at odds as the top two chefs at big hit academy of culinary arts."

➺ tell me no lies - by @jeongi

| jungkook x reader | 15.1k

ceo au, criminal au, robbers au, angst, smut, minimal fluff

>> summary: "you chose to rob your boss, however; you never expected to fall in love with him."

➺ concrete king - by @bratkook

| jungkook x reader | 16.7k

sweet summer romance, fluff, smut, himbo energy, two parts

>> summary: "when a cute boy in a tacky hawaiian shirt lands a trick in your honor there's no way you could ever say no to him."

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generalzar0ff · 3 months

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Most of this was drawn in September of last year, but I decided to finally complete it!

So, here are the penguins of Madagascar and their lemur friends as humans!

I know this has been done to death already, but I wanted to provide my own interpretation. I’ll provide my design choices for each character under the cut, if anybody’s interested!

Skipper: I do not want to throw shade to anyone, but most of the human Skippers I’ve seen are either too young, too skinny, or too muscular. This guy may present himself as an authority figure, but let’s face it: this guy is your average middle-aged man with a fascination for cool spy stuff and repressed bisexuality. Trust me, my dad knows all about it. Anyway, I gave him a tacky nautical flag shirt, mostly because i couldn’t find any high-quality “hawaiian shirt with wwii planes” patterns. If it weren’t for King Julien’s design, I would’ve given Skipper aviators.

Kowalski: Typical nerdy guy. When I was showing a work in progress of the penguins, a friend of mine suggested that Kowalski’s hairline should be extra receded, and they were right. I know that this is the simplest design, but that’s because this guy just doesn’t seem the type for style. More of a practicality and formality guy. I suppose now’s a good time to mention that each of the brothers has an element of orange around their feet, cuz, well, the penguins have orange feet.

Rico: I really hope you guys get the energy that this guy listens to nu-metal. Since human beings not infused with cartoon animal wackiness cannot regurgitate convenient items, I decided to give human Rico a bunch of pockets from which cartoon HUMAN wackiness can occur. His outfit is also a bit more military-like than the others, what with the bomber jacket, cargo shorts, and combat boots. I also gave him what is essentially the boss floss from Splatoon 3’s amiibo gear.

Private: According to Penguin Lore™️, they’re all brothers, but Private is adopted, hence why he’s a bit younger [but not a child!] and I gave him a different hair texture and skin tone. His shirt has an icon from his favorite show, a Lunacorn. I also made his blue nail polish match its eyes. I take honor in the fact that a friend told me “I have several transmasc friends who look like this”.

Maurice: A lot of people who draw TPOM gijinkas don’t even draw him, which is a shame, because I love Maurice. Even more offensive is that some people don’t even depict him as an old black man, which goes against everything I know to be true in my heart. Anyway, he seems like the type to enjoy autumn/winter gear, so I gave him a big ol’ trench coat, as well as a scarf that looks like his fur puff. And the newsie cap just felt right.

King Julien: Here’s where all the flashiness went! According to an actor whom I have a personal vendetta against and thus will not name, Julien’s accent is Sri Lankan, so I took inspiration from their traditional clothing for his outfit, albeit more “cunty”, as today’s kids call it. It was imperative that this man has his toes out for obvious reasons, so I gave him sandals. I honestly have no good explanation for the leopard print leggings other than it came to me in a divine vision. Or something. The sunglasses mimic the color of his eyes!

Mort: Look, it was really hard for me not to just draw Molière from Atlantis: The Lost Empire, since his design is already kind of what I imagine this fellow looking like as a “human”. Admittedly, I’m not too proud of this design, but i think it gets the job done. His outfit purposely clashes: a matching hat and sweater, but with sweatpants, and he’s not even wearing shoes! I know the original Mort doesn’t have any purple in his design, but I felt like its inclusion made him look a little weirder. And then there’s his eyes. Yeah.

Hope this wasn’t too long, and thank you to anyone who read this portion of the post!

#my art #gijinka #humanization #tpom

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scandinavianfairytale · 2 years

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She drives me crazy

Pairing: Jake Seresin x OC, Bradley Bradshaw x Reader & fantasy Jake Seresin x Reader

Warnings: 18+, almost a bit of stalkish Jake (on accident), meet-cute vibes, cursing, smut (male masturbation, groping, trouble getting off, description of a fantasy, cheating in the fantasy, very bad dirty talk, oral sex (m & f), fingering, brief handjob, creampie, squirting), Jake is quite sweet in this (given the warnings you wouldn't think so), awkward Jake, Bradley is also in this & he's adorable, also Natasha (I love her), a lot of Hangman puns (sorry I couldn't resist 🤣🙈)

Jake was happy. He had the reputation of one of the best pilots in the US Navy, he had a gorgeous girlfriend that supported him and had amazing friends and family back home. Life was good. Especially when he got called to Top Gun for a once in a lifetime opportunity. And then he met you.

He was happily playing pool, boasting about how he never misses his shot. Omaha was the first one that spotted Natasha, but Jake wasn’t bothered, barely nodding a hello, completely focused on the game. His hand slipped as you entered his field of vision, making him miss his hit.

Who in their right mind would wear a fucking red summer dress to the Hard Deck?

You introduced yourself to everyone, your handshake firm, a stark contrast to the sweet smile playing on your lips. You were the star of the evening, all pilots were incredibly interested in you, especially Rooster fucking Bradshaw. Jake clenched his jaw throughout the whole night as you sat on the bar stool, laughing at the pilots' undoubtedly cheesy jokes. He had to hand it to Bradshaw, he looked cool even with his tacky Hawaiian T-Shirt.

"What's the matter Bagman? Cat got your tongue?" Natasha sauntered over to him as she observed the cocky pilot that has been gripping his pool stick way too hard.

"Shut it Phoenix." He barked back, making her snicker. She knew the effect that you had on her fellow navy men. Since she has known you, you had more than enough attention on you. The cute, young and funny addition to the marketing department. A sight for sore eyes in your civilian clothes. So it was no wonder Natasha's fellow Top Gun attendees were head over heels for you. She just didn't expect Jake Seresin to be one of them, so this was an interesting turn of events. One she thoroughly enjoyed.

Of course she didn’t know the full effect you had on him. Jake himself didn’t realize it, until he caught you sneaking out barefooted off the base, your shoes in Bradshaw’s hand and you were trying to stifle your giggles. Bradley pushed you into the street light, kissing you goodbye and Jake felt something shift in him as he watched Bradley’s hand move to cup your breast, before you slapped it away with a smirk.

It was the point of no return.

"C'mon." Jake let out a frustrated groan, as the same sound echoed in his room for the 17th minute. "Fuck...c'mon Hangman. C'mon!" He was angry. And frustrated. And annoyed. And so fed up. And it was all thanks to you. As he admitted defeat and left his angry red leaking cock alone, he groaned and thought about how low he fell in such a short time. He has been having problems with getting off for days now. He tried everything, calling his girlfriend, imagining all the things he'd like to do to her, when he will finally be able to see her. He never expected to be hit with blue balls, yet here he was. And he knew what he could do, but he refused to go down that road, the love for his girl back home was too strong and it just didn't feel right.

However he also knew that he was close to losing his mind, especially if he's going to have to keep watching you sitting with your crossed legs, your little dresses hiking up your legs and laughing with fucking Bradshaw.

"I'm sorry Beth..." Jake whispered as he put down the picture of his girlfriend and dimmed the lights.

"This damn dress..." He growled as he turned your body around and tore your red dress open. Jake smirked as your body tensed and you let out a soft gasp.

"Don't worry, baby. I'll get you something even prettier to wear." You shuddered as his lips met your heated skin. He kissed up your body, before finally finding your neck. You smelled sweet and spicy, he couldn't quite place the scent but it fit you. Your hand tangled in his hair as he sucked on your collarbone and Jake could feel his cock twitch as your soft moans finally escaped your throat. He spun you around to face him.

"Gotta see your face." He groaned as he crashed his hips into yours, making you feel his standing cock. Glancing down at his uniform trousers before meeting his eyes, you bit your lower lip. Jake smirked and kissed you harshly, his teeth scraping over your lips as well, knocking at your teeth. There was no more room for waiting anymore. He felt your hand graze his cock as you quickly unbuttoned his pants, eager to feel him.

"Well Hangman...you certainly are well hung." You giggled at your own pun, but Jake could only pant as your hand started stroking his member.

"Fuck..." Jake moaned as he finally could feel some relief as he masturbated.

"Careful, don't hang in the towel just yet. There's a lot more I wanna do with you tonight." You whispered in his ear. You were really having a good laugh on his callsign.

"Then you better let me go." Jake shuddered as your finger slid over his frenulum.

"Come on, Jake, where's that stamina you like to brag about?" He could collapse thanks to the evil grin you sported as you looked at him through your eyelashes.

"Let's get naked and I'll show you." Both of you lifted your eyebrows before the clothes were scattered around, leaving a crumb-like trail of your deceit.

"Damn, you're gorgeous." Jake paused as he took you in, stopping at your breasts. You weren't shy either, staring at his family jewels.

"I think there was enough talking, wouldn't you agree?" You licked your lips before pushing him to the bed and nestling yourself between his legs, grabbing at his cock. Slowly licking up the shaft, you quickly took him down your throat as much as you could, enjoying the restricted sounds Jake was giving. Your head bobbed up and down, making it obvious that you were enjoying this just as much as him, if not more.

"Fuck, baby, you're so good at this." Jake moaned, one of his hand grasped your head, pulling you off him, before he pulled you to him in a sloppy kiss. He turned you over, so you were under him and grabbed your legs, pushing them as open as your muscles allowed before he got a good look at your pussy.

"Well, I'm not the only one barely holding it together, now am I?" Jake teased as your pussy oozed juices, making you impossibly wet. Your back arched as his fingers penetrated you.

"Fuck, Jake!"

"That's it sweetness, give it to me." He licked the entirety of your entrance and kissed your clit, making your pussy clench around his fingers.

"Please..." You begged and Jake smirked before bending down and dipping his tongue in you.

"You taste delicious." He said to your pussy, making you keen as he blew air into you.

"Jake, please, just fuck me already." You let a frustrated groan.

Jake laughed, pulling his fingers out of you and climbed up your body, kissing your nipples on his way. "Since you asked so nicely." He smirked and rubbed the tip of his cock over your entrance before slowly entering you.

"So fucking tight..." Jake groaned, his hand speeding up, gathering his precum. The sweet and familiar tension started building up in his body.

"You feel so good." You whispered, stroking his hair as he bottomed out.

"Are you ready?" He asked as he kissed your jawline. When you nodded, his hips retracted before he fucked back into you.

"Oh God." You moaned as his pelvis met yours with force.

"That's the stamina I like to brag about." Jake joked, but he couldn't be too smug about it as your walls had such a hold on him, he was having a hard time focusing and not embarrassing himself by blowing his load too soon.

"Don’t you dare leave me hanging, Hangman. Now, stop talking and fuck me, like you mean it." You groaned. And he did. He fucked you hard and good. Both of you knew it was a one-time thing. He had Beth and you had Bradley. But this was too hard to ignore and he had to give it to you good. Give you his all. Because this was not happening again.

Your back arched into him, soaking the sheets underneath you, the evidence of your sin and Jake shuddered out his release as he came into you.

"Fuck, YES! YES! YES! Aaaah!" Jake yelled out as he finally came. His release shot up, getting everywhere as the tension finally went away and he finally breathed with ease. He collapsed on the bed, panting hard and it took him a few minutes to finally uncross his eyes. His sheets were covered in sweat and even though he changed them two days ago he knew he'll have to change them again.

"Hey Jake. I didn't know Beth was visiting." Jake jumped in surprise as he heard your voice. His hand gripped the dirty sheets tighter.

"You should join us for a dinner." Bradley offered with a smile thrown in your direction. Jake turned around and stared at your holding hands.

"She just came for a quick visit and she's tired. Maybe some other time?" He offered.

"I can imagine she's really tired." You giggled.

"I share a wall with you, Seresin. We heard everything." Bradley clarified as Jake looked at you surprised.

"Right." In that moment, Jake was thankful he didn't blush. "Well I gotta clean the sheets. See you." He passed you and caught a scent of your perfume - sweet and spicy.

"He's actually quite sweet, I thought he was going to brag or something." Jake heard you say as he was making his way to the exit.

Thank you for reading! 💙😊

The GIF doesn’t belong to me - belongs to the talented creator! 🙏💙

There was an IRL inspiration for this story and I feel so bad that I took it, but I just couldn’t resist 😅 but I honestly had quite a problem writing these past few days / weeks, nothing was quite coming to me...but now I actually want to write this Reader with this Bradley - I really liked this scene Jake came across and I would like to write it in more detail 💙

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bunkoos-mole-enthusiast · 7 months

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Weekly Jungkook Fanfic Recs:

Some fine JK fics for your reading pleasure. Please show your appreciation to all the wonderful authors :) Clash: You're a new resident in your very first apartment excited to enjoy the simple life of adulthood. Unfortunately for you, you continue to run into unruly neighbors no matter how much you try to keep to yourself. https://www.tumblr.com/matchagator/714622622815682560/clash-jjk-mature-ch-1 Maintenance: Hybrid au. https://angstchim.tumblr.com/post/174901517898/maintenance-jjk Feels Like Summer: You only have one question on your mind this summer: when did Jeon Jungkook get abs? https://badbhye.tumblr.com/post/187472928606/feels-like-summer-m Bad At Love: When Desi needed a new place to stay, she wasn't expecting to end up moving in with two extremely hot guys. In order to agree with it, Jimin had one condition: his best friend and renowned playboy, Jungkook, had to promise not to sleep with her and JK figured that was an easy enough task to handle... https://www.wattpad.com/story/235020027-bad-at-love-jjk-18%2B-%E2%9C%94 The Suitors: I let the crashing reality, sink into my mind. After a minute or so, I shook my head, "I have no choice. Tell me the suitors" "Their names are Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jungkook" https://www.wattpad.com/story/251186897-the-suitors-t-j%E2%9C%94%EF%B8%8F Deep Six: There were many rules Jungkook had to follow when he joined Deep Six, but the main three were simple: One: Blind loyalty is demanded. Two: Respect other members. Three: Never get involved with a Cobra. https://bratkook.tumblr.com/post/622843333197398016/deep-six-m-jjk Concrete King: When a cute boy in a tacky Hawaiian shirt lands a trick in your honor there's no way you could ever say no to him. https://bratkook.tumblr.com/post/640580409590169600/concrete-king-m-jjk Hit The Slopes: You can take the king off of the concrete, but you can’t take his confidence, until you somehow manage to one up him on the slopes. Now Jungkook’s wondering if he has a kink for being humbled by you. https://bratkook.tumblr.com/post/670760794385989632/hit-the-slopes-m-jjk Flux: Genetically modified to withstand any force and adapt to any environment, you were designed as a weapon by the government. But the human in you knew you could be more. https://www.wattpad.com/804114504-flux%E2%9C%94%EF%B8%8F- prologue-run Elemental: Fear has never been a foreign concept to you. Your entire life has been shaped by the knowledge that you’re different, and fear of the stigma which might follow discovery. https://www.wattpad.com/1386004851-elemental-part-1

#bts jeon jungkook fanfic #jungkook fic recs #jungkook imagines #jungkook smut #jungkook fanfic #jungkook fic #bts jungkook #jungkook #jungkook x reader #jungkook x oc #jungkook x y/n #jungkook x you #bts fanfic #bts jungkook fanfic #bts fic recs #bts smut #bts imagines

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luviestarz · 9 months

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bts pt 2

✿ ˚ ༘♡. 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 ೃ࿐

a 7 part jjk drabble series based on the explicit version of ‘seven’.

✿ ⤷ seven days — jjk

summary: jungkook does everything to make you forgive him for seven days, will you pity him and accept his apology?

✿ visions - jungkook

you’re convinced by your friends to go to a party and let go of the memories of your ex just for one night. unfortunately for you, jungkook doesn’t want to be let go.

✿ Who is in control? - jungkook

summary: after having an argument with your boyfriend, he's anxious that you weren’t responding to his messages and the only thing that he can do is visit you in your university but you weren’t happy about it

✿ ⤷ got her skippin’ work — jjk

summary: trying to go to work is an everyday challenge for you with a boyfriend like jungkook, and it’s one of those mornings where he does anything and everything to keep you in bed with him

✿ ✩‧₊˚ pairing — jungkook x f!reader (established relationship)

✿ ego season masterlist | jjk

summary: your ex-high-school crush is now your fuck buddy. you just gotta make sure that your older brother taehyung, jungkook's best friend, doesn't catch you red-handed.

✿ Vérités Cachées (JJK)

Summary: You try to make an escape from a beast, that you happen to have encountered while on a vacation with your boyfriend.

✿ part 1 Jungkook who kidnapped oc and is fucking her Infront of the TV where it shows her missing?

✿ call me soon — jjk

Jungkook finds himself obsessing over you a bit too much than he'd like to admit, but you two get a chance to see more of each other during a hot summer night where you both are lonely, desperate and horny.

✿ Boys come and go, but not men. Men stay. They stick. They obsess.

✿ PARALUMAN // KSJ (FT. JJK) smau

✿ RAINY DAYS | JEON JUNGKOOK - PART ONE

summary : your life choices left not only yours, but jungkook's heart broken in peaces. now you're back in town, and just like pluto, even if it's cold and dark, he tends to orbit around his sun forever.

�� Devoted to Trouble - jungkook

In which the whole world finds out Jungkook is Spider-Man, but he doesn’t care about anything but you. OR Can you survive seven days of Jungkook pining over you while his identity is exposed to the world?

✿ LOVE ME | JJK

୨୧ I guess I'm just a sucker for love.

✿ arguing about paying ♡

✿ Needy | jjk oneshot

summary: your boyfriend often helps you set up for your weekly girls' night...what happens when he gets needy for you only 15 minutes before your girl friends arrive?

✿ burnout (iii) - jk

after his ex-girlfriend broke up with him, jungkook enlists your help by asking and paying you to fake date him. accepting the offer, you get more than what you bargained for when jungkook starts showing his true intentions.

✿ test your morality (jungkook)

jungkook's morality is tested when he's woken from his unconscious state to find you - his best friend - bound before him.

✿ jungkook recs

✿ SINFUL DESIRE. - jungkook

sypnosis. jungkook devoted his life to his lord. however, he's begun to believe your hand around his cock was a better way to live.

✿ baecation - Jeon Jeongguk x (F) Reader

summary⥗“Lose the top, or lose the right to present yourself in any low back gown for the next three months.” He truly knew the way to your heart.

✿ BTS Summer Fic Recs

✿ concrete king. (m) jjk

summary. when a cute boy in a tacky hawaiian shirt lands a trick in your honor theres no way you could ever say no to him

✿ Seven Days a Week | JJK

Every day, Jungkook shows you his devotion, deeper than the ocean. Seven different scenarios, seven days a week.

✿ It’s hard to stop but once it starts, it starts - jk

drabble smut with jk getting flashbacks of a heated night with yn

✿ WELCOME TO THE HEARTBREAK SHOW ── jungkook

summary: you’re in love with your partner in class that everyone fears (and loves) due to his stoic facial expression and the way he rejects girls rather harshly. as you get to know him, will he be able to handle your heart that you so willingly gave him to care for or, will he break it due to his hatred for people who are in love with him?

✿ Jeon Jungkook (WC: <20k)

✿ ˙✧˖ ?! — KEEPING YOU IN BED (CAUSE I'M DOWN BED). - MDNI !!!

summary. going to work on your boyfriends single day-off already sounds like a death sentence, things only become worse when he makes it especially hard to leave the bed.

✿ AFTERGLOW - jungkook

you & jungkook have a heart to heart conversation expressing your dating troubles but end up realizing you might actually be perfect for each other instead.

✿ Champagne Confetti ⋆ j.jk

summary ⋆ “you won't regret me, champagne confetti” or maybe just jungkook wants you to tell him what you want him to do to you.

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unluckyuncle · 1 year

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I might be a little late, but better late than never LOL

okok, Donlds wardrobe!

LOL yeah, he doesn't have a whole lot of variation tbh. I think he just has a different variety of sailor suits that he wears, that range from blue to blue and white. If you're ever not sure what he's wearing, go for the black or the blue one. I just try to only use his black uniform icons to be consistant.

I found this picture on reddit by user PrietoPato which I think is pretty accurate (but also pretty neat) representation of his different outfits over his iterations. I like to think that he'd have a bunch of these. In canon he owns the blue version, but switches to black.

He does wear other things in the show sometimes, and I'm taking a minor amount of liberties in suggesting that he would also wear clothes like these:

He exists somewhere in the midst of a little stylish, but also extremely tacky. All of his clothes are consistently very dad of him to dress as. Especially the hawaiian shirts, he loves those things.

Anyways, that's all! In winter he does wear a coat, and for swimming he wears swim trunks. We don't question the logic of him not normally wearing pants ok LOL

Bonus:

Mermaid Tail Donald

#kasey quack \ (ooc)#it’s uncle donald \ (headcanons)#I wanted to do one for my lad #my other ladies do not change their clothes LOL #ducking around \ (crack post)#anyways it's 1am I should probably sleep

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dreaminlittlenightmares · 1 year

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Write the Mirror Man giving fashion advice to another character (your pick) :P

Mirror Man goes into Edna Mode mode lol

Title: Throw Yourself into the Garbage Word Count: 702 Characters: the Mirror Man, the Granny

If the Mirror Man could gorge out his eyes, he would; except, he didn't have eyes. He could see perfectly with his long, thick tendrils and anything that passed in front of a mirror caught his attention. He had a nasty habit of staring from his side, whether that be looking at a crime that was happening or gazing into another person's eyes. This one leaned more towards the former, though the crime in question was of his personal opinion.

The longer the Mirror Man watched the elderly woman pose in front of a cracked, full body mirror, the more he wanted to gag. Her clothing was hideous, both for her frame and in design. Her dress was overcrowded with floral patterns, like the dress was designed to camouflage the wearer in a garden. The cluttered pattern erased the woman's body shape, which the Mirror Man couldn't tell if she was very skinny or very fat. The dress draped over her body like a cloak and she moved in it with heavy sways. If she was trying to seduce the mirror, it failed.

"Please take it off," the Mirror Man begged loudly, "This dress is just absolute garbage. I don't even want to know where you got it. Just put it back in the trash, where it belongs."

The Granny froze and frantically looked around. She was the only person around, and nobody on the Maw had a voice like this one. "Hello?" she asked, "Who's there!?"

"Old woman, I'm telling you to take off the dress!" The Mirror Man moved closer to come into view. One hand hugged around his torso, while the other one curled in front, where his mouth would be. "Please, before I come forth and rip it off myself!"

The Granny stared at the cracked mirror and the being on the other side. "Excuse me? Who do you think you are spying on a young lass while she's changing?"

"Young?" the Mirror Man gagged, but collected himself quickly. "Ah, I see. You're the Old Lady of the Maw. I've heard of you, madam. I am the-"

"I know who you are, king," the Granny cut him off with a sly smile, "Don't you think this dress is wonderful? My lovely successor flushed it down for me. How thoughtful of her…"

The Mirror Man gawked at her. "I would have words with that witch," he mumbled, "But, please. That dress is terrible. Take it off."

"No." The Granny crossed her arms and pouted. "Unless you tend to dress me yourself, Mirror King."

"Would you like that?" the Mirror Man chimed with excitement; anything to rid that disgusting dress from his eyes. "I can do that! Please. This-" He fluttered a hand towards the dress, "needs to go. I can give you something better."

"Like what?" the Granny asked in a daring voice.

The Mirror Man's tendrils curled with eagerness. He snapped his fingers and his clothes changed from his usual dress shirt, dress pants, and bow tie to a modest knee length dress with small flowers printed on it. "If you want a dress, I recommend this. If you want something with flowers but with a younger look then…" He snapped his fingers again and wore a long sleeve, floral print blouse with pair of slacks and loafers. "Comfy, warm, stylish."

"Hmm…" The Granny stroked her chin. "You can conjure up any sort of fashion?"

"Of course!"

"Then, I wish for something loud!" The Granny flung her skinny twig arms in the air. "Like one of those Hawaiian print shirts and sunglasses! Like a tourist, but chic! Tacky, but glamorous. Can you do that, Mirror King?"

The Mirror Man chuckled. "Pfft, that's not even a challenge, old madam." And with that, he went to work. By the time the mirror and the hag were done, they had created at least ten outfits. The Granny ventured up to the kitchens in one of her new outfits, adorning a pink polka dot shirt with puffy sleeves, a pair dark green capris, and a comfy pair of loafers on her feet. She took her seat at the dining table to eat, beaming happily at the bewildered stares from the crew members.

#little nightmares #the granny #the mirror man #dream granted #short dapples

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wildcardaces · 1 year

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@ruby-static "unprepared" edition

Where you couldn't find a more unprepared person on the entire island

Anna: hey Shawn you rea-

Anna: oh.

Anna: we have a mission. And you're covered in paint?

Shawn: yes

Anna wasn't expecting Shawn to exit his room covered head to toe in acrylic paints but here they are! Shawn doesn't see an issue cause he just be like that

Shawn: I feel so damn confident right now!

Anna: why.

Shawn discovers he loves silly tacky hawaiian shirts and Anna is there to watch him become more and more obsessed *whEEZE*

"hi!"

Shawn: aww cute...!

That moment when a tiny tree fae dragon pays you a visit. Shawn just adores them

I adore them too I love this rushed drawn lil guy aaaaaa!

And the finale!

Shawn: what's with the cool swirls?

"etheral intervention"

Shawn: ohh cool!

Shawn just asking questions to the lil guy because how can one not?

#agent a anna #shawn #club penguin ocs #club penguin oc #club penguin

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animalxingandsweets · 9 months

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‼️UNPOPULAR OPINION WARNING (PROBABLY)‼️

I don't hate Tom Nook. He's a very nice man, and if someone gave me a house with a loan I could pay off whenever, I would cry. In THIS economy? A godsend. He also looks like a middle class dad in new horizons. I love him and his tacky Hawaiian shirt.

#acnh #animal crossing #new horizons #animal crossing new horizons #tom nook

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liver-ology · 10 months

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excerpt from an unfinished ushiten fic i wrote last year

"Hawaiian shirts? Really? I hadn't pegged you as the fun pattern type." A quick pause. "Your mom pegged me as her type last night."

Wakatoshi snorts. "Dude, you should have just left it at 'your mom pegged me,' that's way funnier.

"Damn, you're right. This is why you're the comedian of the group."

"No, you're the comedian because flat affect always ruins my good jokes."

"True. Delivery doesn't matter when you're delivering shit jokes though!" Tendou sticks his tongue out at his own face in the full length mirror. Shopping for new clothes has been much less successful than they'd hoped, but he had managed to spend half of Wakatoshi's money on jewelry neither of them could wear. He folds himself onto the shelf in the corner of the dressing room to watch Wakatoshi try on various tacky button downs. Tendou doesn't get the point of buying new clothes for a party that he won't stay at for more than 20 minutes, and he says as much.

"I didn't spend 3 hours in this hellhole to come out with nothing to show for it but basketball shorts and an 8 pack of Claire's earrings. The brown one or the flamingoes?" Wakatoshi looks exceptionally annoyed at his gaudy pink reflection in the mirror.

"Brown, you look like an American in that one." Tendou reaches out and pokes a flamingo. "And we bought more than that! This is blatant 4 pack of Claire's septum rings erasure." The flimsy shelf he's sitting on definitely isn't designed to hold the weight of a 6'2" athlete, so he moves to the floor before it can collapse. "Why are we even going? You hate parties, you hate the mall, and I've never seen you wear a button down in your life." Pointing out reasons the two of them shouldn't go to a party Tendou is actually excited for seems counterproductive, but Tendou lives to antagonize.

"You have to stop calling everything erasure, that's not what that word means. And we're going because Yachi invited me. Do you wanna be the one to say no to Yachi?" Tendou doesn't know who that is. Wakatoshi sheds the flamingo shirt and tugs at the hoodie Tendou is now sitting on. Tendou gets up and grabs the brown floral shirt on his way out of the dressing room. Wakatoshi ends up paying for both shirts and drags Tendou out of the mall before he can spend more time buying useless things they don't need.

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Wakatoshi doesn't knock and immediately sprawls himself face first on Tendou's bed. He's thankfully wearing the brown floral shirt, but the flamingo shirt is visible through the thin plastic bag he'd dumped on the floor in his beeline for the mattress. Tendou puts it on before Wakatoshi can change his mind. Inside the bag is the useless jewelry they'd bought yesterday and a pack of pomegranate gum. Tendou loves pomegranates, but he knows for a fact Wakatoshi hates them. He says they 'dry his mouth out,' whatever that means.

"Hey dude, you bought the wrong flavor gum. Can I have it?" Wakatoshi grumbles and turns his head just enough to look at Tendou. His hair is stuck to his forehead; Tendou wants to brush it away.

"No, that's the right flavor. Why are you wearing my shirt?" He scrubs a hand over his face and runs it through his short hair, dislodging the offending piece.

"Because you're my best friend and I refuse to let you to let you wear this hideodorous shirt in public? Stop buying things you don't like!" Motioning for Wakatoshi to get up, he lifts the mattress and produces a stash of makeup. The two of them sit cross-legged on the floor, facing each other.

He shoves a pot of glitter and Vaseline into Wakatoshi's hands. "Will you do my makeup?" The hope is evident in his voice. Wakatoshi looks pensively into the Vaseline jar like it's going to help him. When the Vaseline continues being an inanimate object, he sighs and dips a finger in.

"Close your eyes. I can't do it when you're staring at me like that." Tendou obliges, and Wakatoshi gently traces the planes of his cheeks with the Vaseline, tapping silver glitter over it as he goes. Wakatoshi pulls back after outlining under his browbone and down his nose as Tendou holds his breath, blindly waiting for the hands to come back with the glitter. There is a pause longer than usual and Tendou opens his eyes; Wakatoshi is suddenly much closer than he had been when he closed them. He's hesitating over something. He looks pleadingly back into the Vaseline; it still doesn't answer him. Tendou is very aware of how close together they are, and Wakatoshi seems to be too. The silence isn't uncomfortable, but feels charged. Still staring downwards, he murmurs, "I want to put some on your cupid's bow," tapping his own in demonstration. It leaves a mesmerizing spot of silver behind that Tendou wants to reach out and touch. He wouldn't have to reach far; Wakatoshi's face is still so close. Instead, he leans back and closes his eyes again.

"Yeah dude, go for it." A beat of silence, then a thumb presses under his chin. Tendou keeps his eyes shut and his breath held while Wakatoshi carefully applies the glitter. It's excruciatingly slow and over too fast. When he opens his eyes, Wakatoshi is staring at his work, one hand still on Tendou's chin. Tendou's brain shorts out, aware of every point of contact. He's used to draping himself over his teammates and he knows Wakatoshi isn't touch-shy either, but this is different.

#is this worth finishing?#ushiten #tendou satori #ushijima wakatoshi

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pigspeetsandhooflikefeets · 1 year

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Do you have tacky tourist styled shirts for other games?

Since they're not heavily location based it's a bit harder with the others, but hey. I'm a writer. I can come up with a few others (for ones that don't state the name, I'll provide context)

"My friend found love on MONSTER SEEKING MONSTER and all I got was this t-shirt"

"I legally cannot tell you where I purchased this shirt" [Guesspionage]

"I survived the ZEEPLE DOME"

"I DIDN'T survive the ZEEPLE DOME" (typically the honest answer)

"I survived Lord Tippet's ball" [Weapons Drawn]

"I DIDN'T survive Lord Tippet's stupid ball" [Weapons Drawn]

"I SURVIVED THE INTERNET" (does NOT come in "I didn't survive" variant, there are NO losers allowed in this one)

"You can't prove or disprove I partook in FIBBAGE" (comes in XL, 2, 3, and 4 variants)

No text, but a Hawaiian style button shirt with the flower eyeballs from Fibbage 3

"The SPLIT THE ROOM cat is real and he fucked my dad" (do not buy this shirt)

"BIDIOTS was so expensive I could only afford half a shirt!" (only comes in crop top)

"I got wisdom from THE WHEEL OF ENORMOUS PROPORTIONS and it told me to buy this shirt"

"I got CHAMP'D UP at the Scrawliseum"

"I flexed my drawing skills so hard at the Scrawliseum the sleeves came off!" (only comes in sleeveless) [Champ'd Up]

"I❤️DV" (DV: Doodle Valley) [Civic Doodle]

"I❤️MVC" [Mad Verse City]

"I ain't too awful at DRAWFUL" (comes in 2 and animated variants)

"<-Ask me to see my frog->" (on the back of the shirt there's a single image of a Junktopia frog character) [Junktopia]

"My family destroyed the house a dozen times and all I got was this t-shirt" (The Devil and the Details)

"I'm Pissed About a FULLSTREAM Question, but the algorithm keeps turning it into content" (horrifying concept)

"Convict 42069 at the QUIPLASH comedy jail" (comes in XL, 2, and 3 variants)

matching "I'm with the faker ->" "<- I'm with the faker" couples t-shirts [Fakin' It]

"I went to place that was STRANGE and LARGE" [Blather 'Round]

"The MAD VERSE CITY robots destroyed my car and all I got was this t-shirt"

"My TEE K.O. design shirt was so bad they made me wear this instead" (possibly my favourite idea)

#sorry if I didn't get one of your favs- it likely means I just don't have an idea for that game #OR it means they'd work better for different tacky tourist stuff like bumper stickers #[gorges you with t-shirt designs because you made the mistake to ask]#feel free to share which are your favs/which you would genuinely wear #jacketybox mumbles #jackbox #this and the other one I think the whole fandom should see #hey Jackbox if you want to hire me for marketing... /j #anonymous

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killerandhealerqueen · 2 years

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this or that tag game

Thank you for the tag @storge (you and I share a lot of the same feelings on some of these and I think that’s hilarious)

crying in the shower or making out in the shower (the shower is brainstorm room, there will be no making out unless it is between two characters in my head for a story but sometimes you just need a good shower cry)

give cute boy line ID or stalk his IG

share his earbuds or share his closet (how about neither...especially not the earbuds cuz lord knows that they might not clean that shit)

manga or manwha (i’ll read both, I’m not picky, but the story has to interest me)

long dangly silver earring or dark leather cuff (love me some earrings)

time loop or reincarnation (reincarnation is always nice)

blue engineering smock or red engineering smock (this is probably a thai bl thing that I just don’t understand because I don’t watch thai bls)

kisses at the beach or kisses in the mountains (how about no kissss lol) (same bitch)

cactus or chili plant

fairy lights or spot lighting

ghost boyfriend or vampire lover

hard sub or soft sub

stray cat or … actually that’s your only option

Hawaiian shirt or blue shorts (hey man, hawaiian shirts can look real fucking nice if you’re not getting the tacky tourist ones)

evil ex-girlfriend or predatory fujoshi (they’re both bad, but i’d take evil ex over creep)

suit jacket or leather jacket

high school or university

kitchen drama or office drama

forehead kisses or cheek kisses (i want all these kissssses lol)

Viki or GaGaOOLaLa (neither)

Japanese arthouse depth or Korean high concept (i have no fucking idea what this means)

pink milk or yakult (neitherrrr)

censored Chinese BL or trashy Thai pulps (give me my censored bls any day)

body swap or dead body (let the hilarity ensue)

sexy or story (you gotta have balance)

back hugs or lap sitting

piggyback or cradle carry (romanticismmmmmm)

Tagging: @hyperbolicgrinch @felixs-jellyfish @kpopfantasywriter @nineninepetals @marutmm @marulo @tdjisthebestshowever @pi-erd @tytangfei @humanlighthouse @hils79 @mkayswritings @anonymwlw @gem2117 @gabrielokun and anyone else who wants to play!

#tag game #this or that

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