"average hatchetfield citizen dies horribly in three timelines" factoid is actually just a statistical error. average citizen dies horribly in zero timelines. "doomed-by-the-narrative Ted", who works at CCRP Technical and dies in every fucking timeline is an outlier and should not be counted
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I just have this image in my head of homeless!Ted recognising Pete out in public. He’s got this sweet little faraway smile on his face as he watches him and mutters “Petey…! That’s my baby brother…!” to no-one. Pete barely even notices him
Or maybe Pete, for once, is the only one in his friend group who decides to actually throw a little bit of spare change into the homeless guy’s cup as they’re all walking by and Ted looks up to thank the kind stranger and realises, and can’t say anything, just stares as Pete keeps walking, until he’s almost out of sight. “Oh…” he picks up the cup to look inside it, then back towards Pete, “Thank you, Petey…”
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Starkid and Puppets: A Legacy
Now if you're like me, you're probably obsessed with starkids penchant for puppetry
And in light of recent news...
It's safe to say I've been screaming, crying, throwing up thinking about it alot
So lets take a journey through all their Puppets shall we!
We start where all good stories start AVPM. Who have the Dragon puppet
Next, MAMD has no puppet's
And AVPS has sorty and scarfy! (<3)
Now obviously... Starship, with an incredible amount of puppetry
Bug and buggette
Roach and some other backround Puppets (including mosquito's)
And (in my opinion) starkids most incredible puppet to date, Pincer!
Holy Musical B@tman has none
AVPSY does have a puppet! They have the basilisk puppet (technically scarfy and sorty again)
Twisted has two Puppets! The monkey
And the parrot
Neither Trail to Oregon or ANI have any Puppets unless you count Cornwallis
Firebringer has both trunkell
And snarl (with a size to rival pincer)
And you know what, let's count the duck
Tgwdlm has none
Black friday doesn't technically have any but I'm still going to put a picture of wiggly here because I just think you should look at him <3
And surprisingly, while nightmare time 1 has no puppets, nmt2 does!
The axe man
And the stupidly impressive (and rival for my fav) Otho
Lastly Nerdy Prudes Must Die, regrettably, has no puppets
That's a total of 20 different puppets (lmk if I miscounted starship). With an average of 1.3 puppets per musical/project!
Sorry this is so long lol
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One of the most brilliant things Starkid ever did was introduce Jon Matteson in a show where he didn't sing for like 90% of it so we could see his acting talent and then save his vocal talent as a big reveal at the end
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