#i love them and i love the series so damn much it's so good

[obsessivevoidkitten]

Animal Farm: Wednesdays

Male Yandere Centaurs x Gender Neutral Reader CW: Dubcon, big flaring centaur dick, a second big flaring centaur dick, general yandere behavior, belly bulge from semen and big flaring centaur dick, mentions of musk Word count: 1k (The long awaited third day of the farm harem series Animal Farm, the centaurs! The first fic, along with the others, can be found HERE.)

It was Wednesday. And Wednesdays meant two things. Tyrig and Fargrin. The two muscular centaurs that would be pounding you damn near senseless. By the end of the day, you knew from prior experience, you would scarcely be able to stand. Let alone walk.

After managing to pull yourself away from the dogmen you took a shower. You wiped the cum and sweat from your body. Not that it would matter... you would have a new layer of semen and musk on you soon enough. Evidently you took a bit too long because you were yoinked out suddenly by one of the centaurs. Tyrig.

You shivered as you were exposed to the early outside air with wet skin.

“Awe, are you cold? Don’t worry we’ll warm you up~”

He flung you onto his back and you had no choice but to grab his torso and get close for warmth and stability as he galloped over to the black-furred centaur Fargrin. His black fur and white hair looked pristine, as if he had just bathed as well.

They talked a bit and Fargrin trotted off briefly and came back with his blanket before draping it around you, covering you in his strong musky scent. Apparently they had decided against retrieving your clothing today.

You sighed and held the blanket tightly around you. You were plucked off Tyrig and placed on the comfy bench they had made for you.

“I am going to win this time for sure!” Said the blonde horse Tyrig.

Fargrin only responded with a short laugh.

This was their little custom. Every Wednesday the first thing they would do was have a race around the farm between the two of them. The winner got to be the first to bulge your belly with centaur cock and a massive load of cum.

As usual they were neck and neck the whole time. Fargrin managed to pull ahead at the last possible second. He came trotting towards you with a grin on his face. You climbed on him, knowing he would want a good run with you, always enjoying some outdoor time before a good fuck.

You clung to him tightly, your hands on his muscular abs, while he ran for a bit.

When he was ready to move on to love making he joined his fellow centaur and they took you with them into their dwelling, an upgraded stable-like building. Given all the comforts a human would expect, though everything was much larger to accommodate the inhabitants.

At least it was warmer inside.

You wanted to just get it over with so you took your place on the “sawhorse” A cushioned bench that had rests for your arms and legs. It brought you up to the perfect height for the centaurs to breed you.

“Someone’s eager,” Fargrin remarked with a smirk.

You let out a weary sigh.

“Just to get it all over with.”

Tyrig snorted as he watched Fargrin prep you.

“Whatever you have to tell yourself.”

You rolled your eyes and tried to remain silent as Fargrin lubed up your entrance before starting the long process of stretching you out and warming you up before the massive invasion of his cock. He worked quickly, but carefully. Eager to slip inside you, but wanting to be careful not to hurt you. His cock came out of his sheath and smacked against his underbelly in anticipation. He knew you were ready when his hand and part of his arm could enter you without trouble.

When you were prepped he stood over you as you lay on the sawhorse and pressed his gargantuan cock against your entrance. You winced in discomfort, but it didn’t hurt very much at all. The side effect of all the monster-man semen was that it made you unnaturally stretchy and resilient. It was potent stuff.

Once you could take his full length he spared no time in beginning to pound you properly, his cock making a perfectly visible outline in your stomach as it bulged you out. His massive balls smacked into you loudly, stinging you a bit with each thrust.

Your eyes rolled into the back of your head as he railed you. Tyrig watched with an erection, eager for his turn to rearrange your insides. Both of them chuckled at the perverted moans you let out as your body quivered in orgasm.

“Sh-shut up…”

You blushed deeply as Fargrin continued until finally his tip flared and his balls moved as he emptied them into you, the tip of his cock visibly twitching in your stomach before he eventually pulled out with a loud squelch. Cum came flooding out of you as he did so.

Okay Tyrig, all yours. Now it was Fargrin’s turn to just watch.

Tyrig had no need to prep you or use any amount of lube, the other centaur’s cum would work just fine to ease his cock into you. His cock drooled precum, hungry for your depths after watching the earlier spectacle. You blushed when an involuntary gasp left your lips as he mounted you.

“F-fuck…”

“Heh, you know you love it~”

You whimpered but said nothing in response. You didn’t trust yourself not to just moan incoherently if you tried to speak because at that moment he decided to pick up the pace. It wasn’t too long before you were panting and shuddering, your overly stimulated body trapped in the painful bliss of another orgasm.

“You’re such a lovely cock sleeve!”

He grunted he added his considerable load to what was left of Fargrin’s inside you. Your belly looked pregnant as your hole leaked musky semen all over the place.

You lay there limply. Too sore and sensitive to be able to move. They took you into the shower with them and cleaned you thoroughly, Tyrig pressed your face into his bulging muscular chest as the water rinsed the soap from your limp body. When they finished with that they made you some food and fed you lovingly.

That way you were well fed and cleaned. After all, if they wanted to put you through round 2 you had to keep your energy up and be clean so they could have fun getting you dirty again.

#yandere terato #yandere x reader #yandere teratophilia #monster boyfriend #gender neutral reader #yandere monster #male yandere x gn reader #yandere boyfriend #yandere centaurs #yandere centaur #My OCs #My OC Fargrin #My OC Tyrig #monster farm harem #yandere monster farm harem

[kiwiana-writes]

I dont think anyone subscribes to you for t rated 5 +1s in your own au lol. Chop chop with those wip’s porn girl!

Well. Quite a bit to unpack here on an otherwise unassuming Friday!

#1:

#2: I actually track this stuff. Admittedly the E-rated percentage is a bit higher if you look at RWRB only, but overall...

#3: I think anyone who subscribes to me on AO3, or indeed anyone who follows the kiwiana-writes tag here on tumblr and sees all those fucking WIPs, knows that I like to write a bit of variety. That's not to say there aren't definite underpinnings of, like, themes and vibes that I return to over and over (which I can only assume are why people subscribe to me), but if someone only likes my college AUs, or only likes my post-canon stuff, or only likes my E-rated stuff, or only wants to listen to my podfics, they're probably going to have a much more successful time saving the tag search than subscribing to me at the author level. Or they've mastered the art of archiving and moving on without complaining about it, like I do when the authors I'm subscribed to write something that doesn't interest me. It's a useful skill! I highly recommend cultivating it.

#4: AO3 not giving series stats is and continues to be the bane of my life, but based on the number of people who subscribed to the OG actor AU, there's probably a significant chunk of people who aren't subscribed to me as an author and only want the actor AU verse stuff. And good for them! I LOVE that AO3 offers multiple ways to subscribe so you can get notified for the stuff you want (my kingdom for the ability to subscribe to individual pseuds, though.)

#5: This fandom is OVERFLOWING right now. Like, I can't keep up. You only want to read E-rated stuff? Awesome! Well over 100 E-rated fics have been posted in the RWRB bookverse tag just this week (it looks like most of the movieverse smut has also been tagged bookverse, but either way it's also very easy to find). Or go back to older fics and find some hidden gems—there's nothing an author loves more than for someone to come in and gush about a fic they wrote a year or two ago.

#6: You don't pay me, and I'm not subject to annual review. One of my favourite authors was talking this morning about how sometimes she thinks about taking a break from writing for RWRB because it's starting to feel a little rat racey, and that would suck for me personally because I love her stuff but god knows I couldn't blame her, because the (extreme minority but still exhausting) entitled comments and rudeness really do not help. Stop treating your favourite authors like content creators who owe you something new on a regular schedule, because that's a damn good way to ensure they don't want to create anything new ever again. Like... anon, you haven't even bothered to couch this in a compliment. The bar is ten feet underground and somehow you still managed to trip over it.

#7: Not to be all 'back in my day' but... well, back in my day, snippets and peeks into the universe of a remotely popular longfic were pretty much the standard lol. Nobody is forcing you to read them, I promise.

#8: I've posted two E-rated fics in the last two weeks.

#9: Honestly I just really want to reiterate #1 because what the hell lol. While pronouns don't equal gender, it's pretty reasonable to extrapolate from pronouns if you don't have any other info to go on—and of the three "main/standard" pronouns, the one most closely associated with 'girl' is the only one that ISN'T in my bio 🤦

#anonymous

[whatdoeseverybodywant]

SORRY - Chapter 4

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As Dominique was walking towards the Gorilla position, she ran into Trinity and any other day Dom would have given her a friendly wave but today Dominique couldn’t help the glare that made its way on her face.. Trinity immediately held her hands up. 

“I come in peace.” She tried to joke, but Dominique didn’t find it funny, she pursed her lips and crossed her arms over her chest. “Okay..” Trinity muttered before clearing her throat. “I just wanted to say that nothing happened between me and Jon. He was drunk and came to my hotel room this morning, but nothing happened.” 

Dominique let out a sigh and dropped her arms. “Good to know. Listen, I have to go..” She tried to walk past but Trinity grabbed her arm. 

“Wait, he’s really sorry. He told me what happened at the club and while it was very stupid of him, he’s hurting and - “ Dominique didn’t want to hear anymore. She snatched her arm out of Trinity’s grasp. 

“I have no problem with you Trinity. Let's try to keep it that way.” Trinity scoffed. 

“I’m not the enemy -” 

“No, you are the enemy” Dominique cut her off. “ Just because shit didn’t work out with y’all doesn’t mean that you can try to swoop in and try to get him back while we’re having a rough patch.” They were now in each other’s face, with Dominique slightly towering over her because of her high heels. 

“Ladies , Ladies relax.” Randy called out as he grabbed Dom but her shoulders and gently moved her back from Trinity.  “What’s going on?” 

“Nothing, I was just leaving..” Trinity answered, giving Dominique one last glare before walking away from them. 

“You alright?” Randy asked as he turned Dominique towards him. “I never knew y’all had beef.” Dominique cracked a smile. 

“We don’t have beef.” She said, rolling her eyes. “I saw her with Jon earlier and -” She shrugged and sighed. “Just rubbed me the wrong way.”

 Randy winced. “Damn you caught him with his ex-fiance..” Dominique shrugged and wrapped her arms around herself. “How bad was it?” 

“I mean they were just standing there, when the elevator doors opened but look, it was bound to happen anyway right?” Randy had a confused look on his face. “When I first started working here they were THE couple and only broke up over a misunderstanding so why wouldn’t he go back go her?” 

“Because he loves you.”

“Not as much as he loves her apparently. You didn’t see how close they were earlier. It was like I interrupted an intimate moment between them.” Dominique said, her voice slightly wavering at the end of her sentence. Randy noticed and pulled her into a tight hug. 

“Imma tell you the same thing I told you last night, Jimmy loves you, talks about nothing else but you hell, he even finds ways to bring you up in the conversation. Whatever him and Trinity had was years ago, so get those thoughts out of your head.”

Jon stopped walking and caused Josh to bump into him. “What the hell Uce,?!”  Jon didn’t respond, only titled his head and squinted his eyes and if it was going to make his vision clearer, because he knew damn well that wasn’t his fiance down the hall in the arms of Randy Orton.  “Oh shit.” Josh winched. “I’m sure it's a good explanation for this Uce.” 

“I’m sure it is,” Jon whispered before shaking his head and walking in the opposite direction of Randy and Dominique. 

It was finally time for the main event of the night which was Randy and his partner Matt Riddle versus Jon and Josh… which was ironic as fuck to her.  She stood near the corner of the ring as both teams made their entrances, She moved to the side as Jon and Josh posed in the corner, she frowned as Jon glared at her as he walked past her. 

While she was introducing the teams she noticed Jon wouldn’t even look in her direction. He kept his eyes locked on Randy. When Randy looked over at Dominique, Jon snapped and walked into Randy’s face. “You stay the fuck away from my fiance.” Jon gritted out through his clenched teeth while  pointing his finger in Randy’s face. 

“Oh shit.” Dominique whispered as she was ushered out of the ring by the referee. Josh and Riddle were trying to separate Randy and Jon. 

“Chill Uce!” She heard Josh yell at Jon while he was pushing him back in their corner. “Relax, be professional!” All Dominique could do was watch with wide eyes as Jon glared over at her once again. 

“The fuck did I do?” She whispered, confused as hell. She should be the one glaring at him! What the fuck was he so mad at?! 

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[ideas-4-stories]

One piece story idea where Buggy has had medical issues since he was a baby, but most of them went unknown, undiagnosed, or not caught early enough to "make a difference".

Buggy with an autoimmune disorder of some kind (leaning to fibromayalgia bc I love projecting on my baby blue blorbo, but also the overactive nerves would tie in nicely with his devil fruit)

Buggy with hypermobility at the very least, possible Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, but it's damn near impossible to properly diagnose due to his DF and the tech available by and large.

On the Oro Jackson, few genuinely believed when Buggy would say something hurt or felt wrong or when he was more foggy headed than usual. Shanks could always read him like an open book. Roger could hear the changes in his youngest's Voice. Crocus did the best he could, but his options were limited and his attention was split. It was Roger, Rayleigh and Shanks who were Buggy's main support system.

Roger absolutely cried the first time Buggy got injured in a big fight and casually relocated a joint with just a soft hiss. That alone had been jarring, but Buggy's response to Shanks' worried question of "are you okay, does it hurt-," left the captain biting back tears. How else is a father supposed to feel when his little boy simply rolls hod eyes and says "not much more than normal"

When Roger disbanded the crew, the plan was to leave the boys on Drum. It had good doctors, Buggy would get more support, and it was rarely an island under siege due to the medical renown it had. They of course did not tell the boys as such, and it was only through a series of wacky events that lead Kureha to meeting them and taking a liking to their sparks. Shanks wasn't the most interested in medicine but he learned some things, specifically first aid and some things to help Buggy. He actually found psychology pretty interesting when he had the patience and attention span to spare. Buggy on the other hand took to it all like a fish to water.

They were there for almost two years when the newspaper was delivered and both boys lost their SHIT when the headline announced the execution of their captain, their father. Kureha sent them off, arguably with more supplies than they needed, and gave them her Denden number to reach her if they needed anything at all. She couldn't go with them, but she refused to send them truly alone.

They have their fight in the plaza, but it doesn't end with a monumental break up. They meet back up the next day, and they bite the bullet together and talk.

They take some time to come to a decision moving forward.

They ultimately decide to go with the co-captain avenue but with careful misdirection and smoke and mirrors. To the world at large, they will seem completely independent and unrelated. In truth, they will be leveraging their independent skills to further themselves and each other. The brains and brawn, as it were.

It works out in their favor for a good deal of time until the cluster fuck that is marineford. Secrets are out, identities revealed, and Buggy is having 6395716 panic attacks stacked up like Legos.

He and Shanks roll with it as best they can, trying to salvage what they feasibly could.

Two years later, Cross Guild is formed and begins rolling. Buggy's crew knows of his illnesses/disabilities, but he has a strict set up to address them. It's on a need to know basis.

Crocodile and Mihawk just so happened to swirl in like a hurricane and never got the memo until there was an attack on the island.

Somehow, someway, Buggy got absolutely soaked in sea water, but he's still fighting, knives in hand, bobbing and weaving with a trail of blood in his wake. It's as he pivots to lunge that Mihawk catches sight of him suddenly paling, a minute flinch, but beyond that, Buggy doesn't react, instead throwing the knife, reaching down and making a strange move at his knee before he cringed, took a sharp inhale, and dove back into the fray.

Upon asking why, hours later in the meeting tent, the swordsman and mafioso present blink when Buggy shrugs and says "oh, my knee cap tried to dislocate. Couldn't disconnect with the sea water so I had to push it back by hand."

"Pardon?"

"Hm?" Buggy glances up from where he's brushing some dried remnants of the battle from his locks, one eye shut against the debris. "What?"

"What caused the injury? I did not see any attacks to your legs in the chaos."

"Oh, it just happens sometimes," Buggy says casually, as if this were knowledge the other two ought to know. "I'm used to it."

They are not sure what to do, nor how to respond. They let it rest for the time being but they do keep a closer eye on their chairman following this.

They learn Buggy is rather adept at working with and around his unusual burdens, either disconnecting a joint or alleviating pressure on it until it can be addressed, even chop-chopping the offending area back to the proper place. They catch sight, now that they know to look, of hints of braces, wraps, the way Buggy occasionally presses his iced drink to a knee, a wrist, on an ankle in movements familiar but exceedingly casual, never belying their true purpose.

It is then that the two dark haired men realize there is much more to their clown than they first assumed.

I agree that overactive nerves would tie nicely with his Devil Fruit. Buggy having medical issues that went unknown, undiagnosed, or wasn’t caught early enough would make sense after all if the HC that Buggy was with the Roger Pirates as a baby or even if he wasn’t with them during his infant stage. These are pirates, how are they supposed to know that they need to look for things that could be wrong with the two babies they now have?

I’m sure some of them have things that have went unknown and undiagnosed. Anyway, back to Buggy, I had to look up Ehlers Danlos Syndrome because I didn't know what it was. I agree that it would be nearly impossible to diagnose properly because of no good tech around, as well as the fact he is on a pirate crew, I assume for the most pirate crews they don't stick around island for very long. I HC that Buggy swallowed the Bara Bara Fruit when he was nine.

Poor Buggy, I want to think that more people on the crew understood that Buggy has problems but didn’t how they could help him. Because acting like Buggy was fragile would make Buggy become angry because kid doesn’t want to be treated like that.

Poor Roger, having to watch that without saying anything, with all the other times it happened. Then after he disbanded the crew. Leaving them on Drum Island is a good choice and it makes sense that they didn’t tell the boys (I feel like they don’t tell the boys many things that should of been talked about, but this might be a good thing they didn’t say anything about. But who knows)

I wonder what the series of wacky events were to the meeting between them and Kureha? To me, they seemed like it there in this AU.

I think anyone would lose their shit if they see someone, they really love is getting murdered in front of so many people. I feel that Kureha only let them go because she knew they would go anyway, and this way let’s her give Buggy and Shanks the supplies they need.

I believe that with all the stress and pain of losing someone they hold dear in their hearts. I think Buggy wasn’t in the right mind set nor was Shanks in a way. Anyway, Love that they came back around to talk about it. I think the smoke & mirrors co-captain route they have… or is it more like Buggy and Shanks are allies? They have their own crews, but they still have each.

Then Marineford happened, poor Buggy and Shanks. I hope in this AU that Ace lives, but it was never stated so I don't know.

The idea that Buggy's crew knows about his illnesses/disabilities makes me feel that his followers would say he so strong to overcome them or we just talking about Buggy's crew from East Blue. Then yeah, those folks definitely know about his illnesses/disabilities.

Mihawk and Crocodile coming in without any knowledge and it took a battle to find out. I can see Buggy is nonchalantly about it as Mihawk did a doubletake when he said ‘Pardon?’ Crocodile did a doubletake too, because with those two didn’t know.

Once Crocodile and Mihawk know about what’s going on with Buggy, they see that the signs were always there. It’s just they didn’t paid attention to those signs, but they are.

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[plantaagomaajor]

Only Friends hierarchy of needs

(and then they need to end up together in the most mutually unhinged and codependent relationship possible a la HIStory 1: Obsessed)

#I think I like Nick so much that his delusions have started rubbing off on me fr #like I fully believe that Boston really was on the verge of falling in love with Nick in a truly possessive and unhinged way #and I too hope that BostonNick is endgame #and probably the worst of Nick's delusions that I've picked up is that Boston isn't awful and maybe his hotness really does cancel out #the fact that he's done some really problematic shit #most people have seen the HIStory series right? I feel like I was like the last one to watch them #remember history 1 obsession?? that was some good and also really insane stuff #that's the vibes that I want for BostonNick #like damn those two are so lucky that the other one is into that particular brand of crazy because if not holy shit #like Jiang Jing Teng pretending that he has memory loss to get close to Shao Yi Chen and then saying #that if he couldn't be with SYC then he would have killed him #and SYC was so into it because he felt the same way like wow these two are perfect for e/o and really shouldn't be with anyone else #b/c they're crazy fr #anyway #only friends the series #ofts

[sysig]

Rosawatts, from memory (Patreon)

#Doodles #To The Moon #Neil Watts #Eva Rosaline #They ✨ #I ended up making the To The Moon series of games my over-breakfast show for a while haha #I got through them all surprisingly fast! It's amazing what a bit of breakfast does for the focus haha #I had ideas for them but then I got distracted! Damn! Another time #Still gonna talk about 'em tho lol <3 #Mostly Neil-related honestly haha - a big long silly joke that takes so much context pfft #So that one trope of self-aware anime protagonists - either the type to try to hide the specific thing that makes them The Chosen One #Or changing themselves into The Chosen One by adopting a feature that points to it - think dying hair #Born with weird hair? Protagonist - cover that up and become a normie; and it's inverse! #And then y'know the trope of the white-haired anime boy? The Redshirt of anime? Lol #I just love the idea of Neil being ''born with white hair'' and dying it his normal brown and confessing to Eva #And her countering back with ''Thank goodness you don't have white hair I never would've accepted your confession if The Tragedy'' #While Neil is just Sweating lol #It's funnier in images gah I'll get to it someday! #For now I'm just happy to have added them to my list <3 I do love them hehe #I enjoyed Imposter Factory so much! The montage at the end had such beautiful pixel animation #And even seeing a simulacrum of them happy makes me happy <3 Bittersweet like the rest of the series :) #Good lads <3

[whumpypepsigal]

i haven’t read the books but a show about a trio who have great natural chemistry, found family vibes, great dialogue, amazing plot, fighting ghosts/supernatural elements, each of them have special powers and skills, each character have a proper development and story, awesome dynamic… is so so so good. their dynamic reminds me of the one between the beloved trio - harry, ron and hermione. i love lockwood, lucy and george. also the whump is great (lockwood is angsty, reserved emotionally detached individual who has a traumatic past and THAT cliffhanger was brutal). the way lucy protects lockwood and george and vice versa is EVERYTHING! THEY ARE MY FAMILY. here i am, yet again, deeply invested and in love with a new netflix show that might or might not get renewed asdfghjkll WHY DO I TORTURE MYSELF LIKE THIS? KNOWING FULL WELL THAT NETFLIX GIVETH AND NETFLIX TAKETH AWAY FML

look at them! the boys comforting lucy. lockwood holding lucy’s hand ahhhh… every time lockwood and lucy hold hands… i melt THE CHEMISTRY IS CHEMISTRYING

#what a fun cast and a fun series I WANT MORE #and i love george so damn much! too damn smart and such a good friend to lockwood and lucy #i need to search for the books and see if there is any more whump in it #i know netflix are absolute clowns but i really really really really hope they renew it I NEED MORE SUPERNATURAL FANTASY SHOWS IN MY LIFE #such a brilliant series HIGHLY RECOMMEND #my gifs #lockwood & co #lockwood and co #lockwood & co spoilers #p/s: get ready for the incoming spam lol #will post them soon in the meantime enjoy the winchesters gifs im gonna post first… ~whumperflies~

[marsixm]

im trying to wrap my head around why i dont get enthusiastic about reddit style fiction (not a dig but a descriptor) like scp and shit like that, bc its not that i can’t enjoy them but i think its like… when stuff is framed as if it were real, but its fiction, its like, well KNOWING its fiction eliminates a huge element of the intrigue, but also, crucially, i like character-driven stories, or at least stories WITH characters. but i also like it when things are interesting for said characters to experience, like, i want the ghosts and monsters and conspiracies but i want the characters to be character-ing, yknow? not that i dont enjoy slice of life and… what would u call the first thing, non-character specific horror? idk? but i prefer when its both. its like i love kirk and spock but also i do enjoy watching them Experience Situations when i watch star trek. i enjoy the idea of spooky national forest monsters that arent real but experiencing it alongside a character would be better, and i want more trans and gay characters whose lives are clearly trans and gay but i want a plotline to unfold too

#i dont think im saying anything different or interesting im just #listening to a wendigoon podcast thats one of his things just #explaining a classic reddit horror story #and ig i enjoy the concept of this one more #but it leaves me thinking like #ok so why do i not wanna hear about this that much….? #and also why i dont rly give a fuck about scp at all when my friends tell me about it #or the mystery flesh pit thing #and its the same reason i didnt give a shit about 2017 IT but loved the 1990 mini series. connecting to the damn characters!!! #i guess i ought to give shit a try again i mean i did read creepypastas once when i was a teenager and enjoyed it #i had a similar thought thw other day when they announced another new star trek aos flashback movie #not that it explicitly said anything about this sort of stuff but like #i just remember hearing some ppl in a college course i was in talking about aos and like ohh the flashbacks to kirks childhood!!! #but in that ‘discussing superheroes’ way of like ‘oh this is good bc it checked the correct canon box!’ #like idk dawg i do enjoy fact gathering about characters i love but thats not why i love them? #ok that rly was a tangent i just dont vibe w scp. but if you put a mulder and scully situation in there with it. boom. id be there. ok???? #its almost like theres a reason this formula has proven to be so successful over and over and over again

[theyellowhue]

So since PrapaiSky is now officially dating, is it too much to ask for a PhayuRain and PrapaiSky to have a double date??? Gimme a double date please 🙏. I am not above begging 😭

Let them go back to that rooftop restaurant. Let Prapai whine to Phayu for being the shittiest wingman ever because how dare he bring his Sky there before him 😠 while Rain tells Sky to blink twice if he needs help in getting away from Prapai.

I just want my fluffy filler episode. Is that too much to ask 🥺🥺🥺

#i just want a feel-good episode with the 4 of them #i want to see the 4 of them in one frame just doing silly things with their silly lovers and being disgustingly in love #what do i need to sacrifice to have this episode? i cant primise much maybe a single chicken nugget #gods this is just me trying to cope with LITAs ending #i miss them so much already damn #love in the air #love in the air the series #prapaisky #payurain #phayurain

[halscafe]

no one talk to me, i need at least 2-3 business days to mentally and emotionally process the new bastard warrior episode

#IDEAL ALBUS HAD SO MUCH GAH DAMN RIZZ I COULD NOT HANDLE IT #HIM CALLING FAITHFUL PRINCESS? AND THEM HIM COMMENTING ON HER EYES #SAYING HER HANDS ARE SOFT #I- #I CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH #AND THEN DEVLIN AND ALBUS BEING SO SWEET AND FUNNY TOGETHER THEIR BANTER WAS SO AMAZING #AND THEN THE CONFESSION I CANNOT #ALBUS’ IDEAL DREAM IS HIS FATHER TRAINING HIM AND HAVING A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS FAMILY??? NO ONE TALK TO ME #IM NOT EVEN GONNA TALK ABOUT ALBUS’ BREAKDOWN CAUSE THAT?? MY HEART IS ON THE FLOOR BROKEN IN A MILLION PIECES #i love this series so much can you tell #good boy audios #gba albus #goodboyaudios #gba the bastard warrior

[aq2003]

"it's a shame they shoved freema into so many of donna's episodes" Literally just say you're racist and leave oh my god those 3 eps in the middle of series 4 with martha in them were so fucking good showing ten having evened out and feeling more comfortable showing affection and martha recovering from all the horrible stuff she's seen and gone through (but also she can't leave that life behind completely bc how could she)

#AND !!!! MARTHAS IN THOSE EPS BUT HARDLY THE FOCUS #DONNA IS STILL THE COMPANION AND GETS MOST OF THE SCREENTIME WITH TEN #I HAVE BEEN DRIVEN INSANE BY TENDONNA QPR METH BUT DO NOT!! PUT DOWN TEN AND MARTHA'S DYNAMIC FOR THEM!! FUCK YOUUUUUU #the point for martha and ten's dynamic (specifically their companionship) is that ten in the throes of grief and self destruction #meets someone who dedicated herself to saving people. they care abt and trust each other so much but he fucks up her life!!! #the human ten arc is rly good and i love it but i think some people's takeaway mightve been 'damn lol ten doesnt care abt martha' #rather than 'human ten was so far removed from normal ten in so many ways and that included things INHERENT to ten's identity #like hating war and trying to help people and a willingness to sacrifice himself in the name of that and LOVING HIS COMPANIONS #dr who #ten and martha #anyway series 4 my babygirl. getting both ten and martha out of those god damn allo trenches #10 era

[jonroxton]

CORRINE CRADLING CATHY’S FEVERED HEAD ON HER LAP WHILE THEY’RE TRAPPED AND STARVING AND CATHY’S CALLING OUT MOMMA ASKING HER WHY SHE DOESN’T COME TO SEE THEM IN THE ATTIC AND CORRINE BEGGING FOR HER FORGIVENESSSSSSS.

#mystuff #if there be thorns #flowers in the attic #the dollanganger series #this book is so crazy cathartic #bc it tackles the issue of cycles of violence and attempting to heal in such a raw way #ALL OF IT SO CATHY CAN FINALLY ACCEPT CORRINE'S FORGIVENESS #its SO GOOD #ITS SO LAYERED #ITS SO MESSY #ITS SO DAMN CATHARTIC THAT I ALMOST CRIED AT WORK #if corrine was truly like bart then she was someone who didn't know how to be herself so she became whoever made her strong #AND FOR BOTH OF THEM THAT PERSON WAS MALCOLM ugggh #i get that this book is hard to get through bc bart is such a difficult character #but i had so much sympathy for him bc he is just too sensitive and too imaginative and possibly on the spectrum? idk #i totally see how john amos could claw his way into his psyche and turn him on to his worst impulses #BUT ITS CHRIS AND CATHY'S EMPATHY AND COMPASSION THAT WON OUT #bart is keeping them locked in as his little mice ( GOD THIS WHOLE SEQUENCE IS A LOT) #but always he's thinking how this is all wrong and he does love them #if there be thorns is insane #u read flowers and petals JUST to get to the family dynamics in thorns i think

[skeletalheartattack]

you wouldnt happen to have links to the zarbon statues would you? 😏

EHEHEHEHEHEHE YOU LOVE TO SEE THE ZARBON ENJOYERS APPEAR >:)

okay so i basically just looked through this one fandom wiki page of known Zarbon figurines that exist, because of course i was 😊 but!! basically the bottom line is, idk where you could buy some of these, but they thankfully listed the companies that made them and the descriptions of each one... there's actually a lot of them!!! lemme show you my favourites out of the list

so firstly, here's the Irwin prototype statue:

i think its super interesting that they made a battle damaged version of his normal form, especially because they never show him with his armor off, nor does he ever change back to his twink form after SOMEONE put a hole through him. but listen i think if they managed to mass produce him and ship him out, i don't think they would've gone out of business with them putting his tits out like that 💅

next, we have one of my favorite figures by HQDX:

ouhhh i love the absolute detail on this one... im taking a look and analyzing.... im pretty sure this one is easier to find if you wanted to own a figure of him, though i think his price range is around 100 usd or more. he looks small in this image but appearently hes fucking 7 inches tall???

then here's another favourite, the posable Zarbon figure by SH Figuarts that was made last year:

and what a figure he is!!! i think they did an absolutely great job with creating him, he's got different faces and such, and it's houh.... very great. they go for around the same as the HQDX prices for around 100 usd or more. i kinda hope they make his monster form too but... wishful thinking i think!

and finally, here's the statue of his monster form, from the Resin-Based Statue Series:

idk their company name or if that's just the description. just uh. ignore the smaller figure set down there okay? we pretend we don't see it 😑 im looking so respectfully and absolutely not looking like a slut. but that's him!!! i can't find any info on him otherwise besides that fandom wiki listing and im a little sad, even though there's probably no way I'd be able to afford him.

i hope this helps at all!!!! id love to help another Zarbon enthusiast out!!!! thank you so much for asking and giving me the chance to indulge a little!! 🌹🌼🌺

#ask #nollieliketheskateboardtrick #i absolutely LOVE the resin based statue of his monster form so much.... #theres another like him in the Statue Model Kit Series but. they must have loved to sculpt his arms and legs #and i mean that so respectfully because the statues really nice! #its just you look at his thighs and youre like ''damn prince those are lethal weapons'' #now with the resin based statue? id say im a little sad that its him battle damaged but. come on hes showing so much skin 😊 #i AM however a little sad to see the state his arm warmers and thigh highs are in :( #what did vegeta do to your attire prince.... what did that mean little man do to you.... #i think they also did a good job with his face!!! #anytime i see models of zarbons monster form (primarily in video games) theyre usually hit or miss in terms of accuracy #i still think the best model they made of his monster forms face was DBZ Budokai 1 (theres that game again) #like its not perfect but! i look at the model and i go 🤗 #i think both his twink and monster form look REALLY good in Budokai 1 #but yeah! #oh i didnt mention it at all but theres a figurine by Banpresto of zarbon with these REALLY long arms #ANYWAY!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK NOLLIE #im so happy to show the irwin and monster form figures cause like. ive never seen them anywhere else!!! #obviously the irwin one being obvious because its a prototype that never got released because the company went bankrupt #but im so happy to have found the resin based statue!!! i didnt think they made a statue of his monster form #its so rude... zarbon dont let anyone tell you your beast form is ugly. i simply will attack those bad words... #but yeah!!! thank you for letting me gush a little :)

[astrxealis]

i am so excited to finally play final fantasy type-0. i literally know a few important plot stuff like the literal fucking ENDING but i am SO EXCITED

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #⋯ ꒰ა type-0 ໒꒱ *·˚ #i compare the ending of type-0 to the weapons trial series in ffxiv. aka sorrow of werlyt #ifykyk :)) haha. HAHAHAHAH. haha. <//3 #anyways i LOVE ace. he's the ace of my heart #i love type-0 man i love final fantasy so bloody much it is unreal #I WANTED TO PLAY TYPE-0 FOR SO LONG like any other ff game tbh but i knew for a while my aunt had it #but i never saw it from her but we came over like yesterday yeah? and!! yes !!! we borrowed it alongside like 5 other games #so i am so excited. i love type-0 you have no idea #for a while when i was esp into ffxv i read up on a lot of stuff bcs of yk fabula nova chrysallis i butchered the spelling sorry #so i was super interested in ffxiii too! and then spinoffs and sequels and etc... read up on ffx-2 sometime then #mind you i have ffxiii and ffx complete edition/s but 13 is on ps3 and it doesn't work anymore so sigh but i have 10 #on both ps4 and switch! also i have access to 12 and 8 but idk bcs i don't have nintendo online anymore :(( #i should finish og ffvii soon and hard mode of the remake. haven't done integrade btw. haven't played crisis core #and i haven't played any game below 7 but i am SO in love w them all too. idk 2 very well tho #aside from some stuff like wild rose! and firrion sorry i butchered up the spelling didnt i. anyways yeah <3 #yoo i sang a bit of ashes of dreams rn and i'm kinda sick JUST AFTER MY BDAY CAN YOU BELIEVE anyways #yo i sing good when i feel nwell DAMN! #okay uhhh. time to play replicant (very soon) i am so excited #i will cry listening to kaine cuss weiss out

[orcelito]

Remembering my MASSIVE dragon age phase from 2016 is kinda wild. Like that shit took over my LIFE for a solid half year, yet in the time since then things have been a lot more mundane

But I still do have a plant named Merrill (who's been alive for over 6 years now). Maybe someday I really will revisit the games. I guess if the 4th game ever comes out lol

#speculation nation #im pretty big into fantasy aka why i was obsessed with dragon age but never even touched mass effect #& idk maybe it'd be good for me to return to Adult Media sometime lol #like as much as i love persona series it really is a game about a bunch of teenagers #which like. limits the kinds of engagement i can have with the game. #sometimes i wanna b thoroughly in love with a character & wanna romance them and i just cant do that in p5 #bc the Reasonable romance options r all teens. aka no one i would personally be interested in. #OR the bs adult options which for ME . fuck id love to romance Takemi. shes super fucking hot #but playing as akira??? never in a million fucking years. #so maybe i want to go back in and romance zevran and fenris and merrill and dorian and josephine again #maybe i want to start my 8 billionth dai game so i can do the same damn things i did last time and also go dragon hunting (again) #and. hoooo boy. i was INCREDIBLY into fenhawke. which im sure i would fall RIGHT back into that if i were to replay it #maybe someday. my commitment to my writing restricts my willingness to participate in stuff i Know would take me by the throat #im only just getting back in the groove (again). im not gonna sabotage that with replaying an old fav #but. Someday. i will go back to it. someday... #and then i'll b one of those ANNOYING motherfuckers nitpicking this game's horrendous attempts of being 'morally grey' #a mountain of complaints just waiting to be let loose. all in due time...

[princekirijo]

I have not played DMC (it's game play is not my style) but I do agree the soundtrack slaps. I have devil trigger on my Spotify playlist

Yeah that's fair I really like hack and slash/action adventure games so I'm kinda surprised that it took me so long to get into DMC. But yeah devil trigger is easily top 5 favourite video games songs of all time it's so good (and as a bonus it fits Nero really well)

#asks #latenitewaffles #koopa bro #devil trigger is nero's battle theme #honestly all of the battle themes fit their characters really well #devil trigger is actually how i like. got into dmc #i heard it in an edit and went “damn that's good” and now i own every main game in the series 💀 (steam had a good sale on) #it is so much fun though its cringe and its cool at the same time #i love hack and slash games despite sucking at them 💀 #and i love action adventure games too so it was like #ideal for me personally