#i love this a STUPID amount

[semisolidmind]

ok hear me out—

(sue me but he was one of the only mfs in that damn place who wasn't tryna kill the player and i think we should have been able to save him. so, fix it au where y/n helps the gang escape and they live happily in a secluded house in the woods)

#click for quality cause mobile is stupid #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #dogday #spoilers #LISTEN HES CUTE AND HE GOT A CRIMINALLY SMALL AMOUNT OF SCREENTIME #i think he deserves to be loved and taken care of and i will give him a y/n to achieve that #this isnt my usual fare but ch 3 messed me up man #sunnyangel

[deliriousbean]

"And it is this moment of not just release, but relief."

- Oliver Stark

HAPPY ONE WEEK OF CANON BI BUCK!!!

#911 abc #its so funny and stupid me making this then immediately seeing the amount of crazy going on in today's ep #oliver stark #evan buck buckely #evan buckley #buck buckley #911 fox #buddie #buck x tommy #bucktommy #bisexual #i tried with the bi colors #i really did #art #digital art #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #animation #2d animation #i love him your honor

[streetlightgoblin]

COMIN IN HOT WITH SOME FRESH MOVES

#this was very much a trust the process drawing but FUNK it was worth it #like #the amount of time I spent sorting out the color of the sky is stupid- #of course I’m scared every big drawing will turn out like shit #but here I am #trusting the process and THRIVING #HAHHHAA #anyway #obligatory LOOK AT ME tags #fresh #fresh sans #underfresh sans #underfresh #Undertale au #utmv #my art #I love this colorful man #he is my husband (platonic)

[xjustakay]

✺ (3/27) ✺ @jegulus-microfic prompt: birthday — 1,009 words (jegulus dads ft. harry; sugary waffles and a very happy birthday for the world’s greatest dad —love, harry and regulus)

“Shhh, we have to keep quiet, darling,” Regulus whispers, shooting Harry an amused look.

Harry cups both hands around his mouth, whispers between them, “Sorry, papa.”

With a quiet snort, Regulus ruffles the mess of his dark hair —made even worse by the fact that they’ve only been awake and out of bed for all of thirty minutes. Getting ready for the day had been put on hold in favor of tiptoeing around the kitchen, being as quiet as humanly possible for a five year old who’s over-excited to make his dad waffles for his birthday. Regulus is under no illusion that James is actually still sleeping in their bed, but they’ll both pretend for the sake of their son.

“Should we put whipped cream on top?” Regulus suggests as he drops the fresh waffle onto a plate.

Harry nods hurriedly. “And rainbow sprinkles, and a cherry! Like a sundae!”

“Of course,” Regulus chuckles.

He follows the little boy’s giggled instruction, allowing Harry to be the one that tells him when to finally stop piling the whipped cream on (there’s more whipped cream than there is waffle, by that point). Regulus hands off the shaker of sprinkles, lets Harry take that over as well. In the middle of watching him, he notices his phone light up on the counter. Reaching for it and finding a message notification on the screen, his lips curl upward.

How bad is it?

Regulus eyes the mountain of whipped cream on top of the thick waffle on the plate. Harry has taken it upon himself to try to cover every inch of the sugar pile with rainbow sprinkles, tongue poked out between his teeth in concentration. It’s the same thing James unconsciously does while deeply focused and it warms something in Regulus’ chest to see it.

He snaps a quick, secret photo, unnoticed by the boy, and sends it off with no comment. The moving dots of a reply show up near-immediately.

Say goodbye to my abs, I guess

Regulus laughs a touch too loudly at the message, startling Harry out of his focus. With a furrowed brow, Harry lifts a hand, holding a finger to his mouth and shushing him.

“Too loud, papa,” He admonishes.

“Sorry, darling,” Regulus mutters, a grin unchanging from his face. “Maybe we’re finished with the sprinkles, yeah?”

Harry nods his head but continues shaking the container over one last section of the plate until he’s satisfied. He plops a bright red cherry on top of the colorful, sugary mess, then wide green eyes are looking up at Regulus.

“Do we have birthday candles?”

Regulus nods. “In the drawer by the sink.”

Before he can move to retrieve them, Harry scrambles off his stool and goes to do it for him. He comes scurrying back over, holding up the package for Regulus to take.

“How old is daddy now, papa?”

“He’s just turned thirty today,” Regulus answers, voice purposefully louder than moments before.

Exactly as expected, his phone buzzes with another message shortly after his voice carries from the kitchen.

Quit smiling about it

Regulus laughs quietly to himself, sends back a quick ‘never’ and tucks his phone in the pocket of his sweatpants. Despite Harry’s suggestion to try to fit all thirty candles on the melting pile of whipped cream, Regulus talks him down to just three. They’re very carefully situated and lit, Regulus balancing the plate on his palm to carry it down to the bedroom. Harry rushes ahead, feet thumping hurriedly on the hardwood before he pushes the door open.

James, bless him, is in fact pretending to be asleep still. His phone sits set aside on the nightstand, his arm tossed over his face where he’s sprawled dramatically in the center of the bed. Harry creeps around the side, tiptoeing once again and glancing back at Regulus behind him.

“Should we wake him?” Harry whispers.

James chooses that precise moment to make a loud snoring sound that send Harry clapping both little hands over his mouth to stifle his laugh. Regulus smiles widely, fond gaze flickering back and forth between his husband and his son. Harry looks at him expectantly once again and waits for a nod of approval before clambering up onto the bed.

He’s poised to pounce right on his father, wake him up enthusiastically, but before he’s given the chance, James jolts upright toward him with a playful roar. Harry squeals loudly, losing himself in a fit of giggles when he’s scooped into James’ arms, relentless fingers tickling at his sides.

“Papa, help!” Harry shrieks between peals of laughter.

“Papa can’t help you now,” James threatens jokingly. 

Regulus snorts, shaking his head. “Okay, lit candles here, let’s settle for a minute, yeah?”

James finally gives Harry a reprieve, both of them breathless and pink in the face. Harry flops onto his back between James’ outstretched legs, the bedsheet tangled around one thick thigh and the opposite calf. James makes a ‘bring it here’ motion with his hand and Regulus steps forward, carefully perching on the side of the bed nearest to the two of them. Harry hauls himself into a sitting position, watching eagerly as Regulus holds the plate out in front of where James sits.

“You have to make a birthday wish, daddy!” Harry tells him.

“What, you’re not going to sing to me?” James replies.

“No,” Regulus says immediately, earning a loud laugh from his husband. “Blow out your candles, the whipped cream is melting.”

James sneers at him but adjusts his lopsided glasses to stare at the flickering candle flames. His hazel eyes dart to Harry in front of him, then to Regulus at his left. A wide smile stretches across his face, crinkling the corners of his eyes, helpless adoration bright in his gaze.

He locks eyes with Regulus for a long moment, the two sharing a fond, knowing look. James doesn’t have to say a thing for Regulus to know what he’s thinking; what else is there to wish for, when this is what life looks like?

#jegulus #jegulus microfic #happy birthday to our favorite aries<3 #this sweet little family is all i got for today but #i love them a stupid amount :( #also i didn’t edit this even a little so if it’s a mess no it’s not ty #jeggy dads series #kay’s microfics #kay’s writing

[mr-eatyourheart]

Inside joke between my friends that Scorpion fears/despises Johnny after *that* intro about his "skills"

Or, just Kuai Liang being protective over Tomas <3

#mortal kombat #kuai liang #smoke #mk1 #johnny cage #scorpion #i do love the brothers a lot #why tf did Johnny moan like that tho #i mean go off king #if he has anything it's taste and a fat ass #this stupid doodle took me a ridiculous amount of time #brotherly love

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

why is he like this

#boing boing boing #like a derranged little frog 😭 #i love him stupid amounts #alex turner #tlsp #eycte era #alex gifs #my gifs #lulu posts

[symbiotic-slime]

it’s so funny going into monsterfucker spaces and seeing people argue about whether Venom is a tame monster crush or not and I think I figured out why ppl argue about it. I think there’s two separate levels to liking Venom and people just don’t specify which one they’re talking about

the first is what most people think of: you want Venom when they’re in a separate host and in their more humanoid form. they look like just a really tall guy, and you’ve got some monster traits involved but not quite as many as level two. this is the tame level.

the second level is when you want to be their host. you’re pulling an eddie brock— you’re fucking the slime that lives inside of you and cannot take on a humanoid form outside of yourself. it’s just a mass of black goop that lives in your organs and speaks to you in your head. this is why some people would consider Venom a more extreme monster crush

#or it could just be that the people who call them extreme are cowards #but yeah #I’ve been thinking about this a lot with the ‘craziest hear me out’ trend on tiktok #because every time it happens people debate whether venom truly counts as a ‘hear me out’ character #which I think to any sane person would be deranged because either way ur still fucking the slime monster #but I love spending stupid amounts of time thinking about the silliest internet beef I can find #and as someone who falls in the second level!! I get annoyed when ppl call venom an entry level monster crush lmao #sam’s ramblings #venom #sam talks about venom #monsterfucker #monster lover #please tell me this makes sense to other people

[arthurtaylorlester]

if harlan guthrie didn’t want me to love john doe malevolent, he shouldnt have made him Like That

#HE IS THAT GIRL #he’s lovable he’s inhuman he’s capable of unimaginable amounts of love he’s killed multiple people he’s done nothing wrong he’s an asshole #he’s a wet cat he’s the hottest character in the show he’s fucking stupid he pretended to not be an amnesiac he’s so jealous #he’s so bad at lying he’s somehow arthur’s conscience and better half he was freaked out by the fact that arthur used to do B&Es #do i need to continue #malevolent #malevolent podcast #unhinged aromantics #john doe #john malevolent #malevolent john

[intotheelliwoods]

Drink water <3 because the bobble leos cannot

#2 arms left #god I love these bobble heads so much #therefore I share them with the tumblr a stupid amount too <3 #be sure to drink water in prep for tomorrow <3 #listen I saw these cute lil bottles and HAD to photograph the bobble guys with the lil bottles

[dunb4t]

assorted karl gifs

#law of talos #castle of nations #unknownpsn #the world isnt ready for the amount of love i have for this stupid fucking statue #karl law of talos

[kinokoshoujoart]

30 days of Harvest Moon Day 5 - vibrant / child

combined the prompts! rock’s limited edition crossover Skecher x Pleaser Discolite platforms have been repurposed as a nightlight for his son (they do nothing to get him to sleep)

thank you @psychosvr for the Cool Prompts

(based on this meme)

#30 days of Harvest Moon #going to probably upload completely out of order while i try to get caught up #bokumono #harvest moon a wonderful life #story of seasons #hm awl #hm anwl #story of seasons a wonderful life #rock (awl) #rock’s son isn’t even scared of the dark he’s just pushing his bedtime #original anwl version bc i love his ridiculous disco costume so much #he gets a completely made up hybrid shoe because i couldn’t decide whether he’d have light up skechers or Pleaser Discolite 808s #maybe he combined them himself… he does seem to enjoy making clothes #my art #harvest moon #harvest moon another wonderful life #hmanwl #fanart #I Promise I will Draw Other Characters…. i just wuv rock a lot (expect stupid amounts of rock) #sos rock #rock sosawl #unrelated but it never occurred to me rock was a natural blondie even in this game #he has dark eyebrows and roots and i guess i just figured the dye like. was so strong it entered his dna #still believe this tbh #sos awl

[ratchetsfataft]

Mange come home, come home mange.... I miss you...

#transformers #digital art #tf oc #not my oc #my girlboyfriends oc #i love mange #to a stupid amount

[jaime-in-chaos]

Here, have my Probably unofficial design for five pebbles :))))

This took me like 3 hours to make the art.

I have the picture of the sketch.

I hope you enjoy my art :)

(Oh, and btw Reblogs > likes please :D )

#rain world #artists on tumblr #iterators #rainworld #five pebbles #rw iterator #rw five pebbles #rainworld five pebbles #rain world five pebbles #I love him #god i love him #I want to punch the crap out of him #I want to hold and tell him everything will be ok #i want to kiss his stupid face #I think I like him a normal amount

[sollucets]

rowan's eclipse anniversary celebration

week nine: location

#the eclipse #theeclipseedit #golf tanwarin #rowan gifs #eclipse1year #khaotunq #tostrangers #tuserhidden #i love the cafe for all a whole lot. a whole stupid amount #i love what it means for akk and kan to go there and be welcomed despite how obviously suspicious they are #i love the shots of the people there & the brightness of the setting #i love golf! the maid outfits! yeah :') #when i was a baby gay finding a place like this (not a cafe but for me a library) was instrumental to figuring my shit out #and it was so.... :') to see it in the series

[yuri-is-online]

Well damn now I want to tell them about witchcraft.

Ruggie: what the hell are you doing?

Yuu: money spell.

R: *looks at the weird jar of random shit that yuu is currently sealing with green wax* ... what?

Y: just trust me bro

And like a week later they randomly get a promotion or a 1000$ art commission or something or just straight up find a stupid amount of money on the ground and rugginald bucchiland is like

Azul comes knocking at their door the next day with the aura of an eager salesman and the intentions of an FBI interrogator

rugginald bucchiland is his official name now, mickey mouse told me himself.

Something I have always wondered about isekai settings is if magic from one world would even work in another because like. Would the forces you are attempting to invoke be able to respond? I like the image of the universe tapping on the window between worlds separating you to try and get your attention because they have some good luck they want to send your way but being unable to make it through.

But assuming it does work I feel like Yuu would need to be in witness protection from Azul. Or like to successfully reverse psychology him into thinking that it wouldn't really be his money if he made it off their spells because he didn't really work for it and strike at his ego a lot little bit.

#<3 asks #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #i need to give you a tag my love you always have such fun asks #i know next to nothing about modern witchcraft #if you want to know what medieval peoples thought i can tell you a stupid amount but despite owning a tarot deck #i know nothing about more modern occult stuff #... the deck was a gift from my sister after my ex dumped me though so does it really count

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

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#expressive and tipsy and so terribly terribly cute #i love him a stupid amount 💗 #alex turner #alex gifs #am era #arctic monkeys #my gifs #lulu posts