#i love this tho

[yurislotusgarden]

Relationship hc's

ʚїɞ Dazai Osamu x Gn!Reader

ʚїɞ Keep in mind English is not my first language, so you may find mistakes!

ʚїɞ This is just part 1 as I'm gonna write hc's like this for more characters

ʚїɞ word count: 1581

ʚїɞ why are hc's the longest thing I have written yet?

ʚїɞ Tw's: None! Just pure fluff, pet names are used, reader's gender is not specified in any way

ཐིཋྀ Our local clingy cockroach mf

ཐིཋྀ He always tries to be touching you

ཐིཋྀ Holding hands or pinkies, side hugs, back hugs (he won't miss a chance of burying his face into your hair, shoulder, or neck) <3

ཐིཋྀ Speaking of neck kisses. He loves them (both giving and receiving), especially if you jump at the feeling or are ticklish there

ཐིཋྀ Protective. Not to the point of it being overprotective but it’s very easy to see this man would die for you if he had to he very much has to stop himself from going back to his old ways when someone even tries to hurt you. Even worse if it’s done directly in front of him

ཐིཋྀ He’s possessive but not to a point where it’s overbearing or controlling. He just doesn’t wanna lose you

ཐིཋྀ If you work at the agency there's no peace for you :)

ཐིཋྀ He tries to get your attention by doing absolutely ANYTHING

ཐིཋྀ Man doesn't let you do paperwork. Stealing pens or the papers themselves, moving your chair randomly, and forget about ignoring his antics unless you wanna deal with his whining

ཐིཋྀ "I'm dying 'donna!" "I'm gonna die if I don't get it" <--- Dazai whining loudly while either lying down on the couch, floor, or on his desk

ཐིཋྀ "I'm working Osamu" <--- You, who’s been listening to that for the past 20 minutes

ཐིཋྀ You would be able to ignore him longer if the brunette didn't straight up pick you up from your seat and move you over to his desk to put you on his lap

ཐིཋྀ The whining stopping and him actually doing something can go from not waiting and picking you up, which would be like 2 minutes to like 20 minutes, to literally dragging you out of the agency.

ཐིཋྀ Good luck getting up from his lap or when cuddling because this man has a grip of steel

ཐིཋྀ If you don’t work at the agency and are a civilian, the agency would find out about you 2 being together… at some point

ཐིཋྀ You guys would wait a few months to see if the relationship has a chance of lasting and once yall are sure the other ain’t going anywhere not directed at Dazai I swear, Dazai would come up with some way to reveal it in a way that leaves the ada confused as hell and you 2 laughing

ཐིཋྀ It would be probably one out of these 3:

ཐིཋྀ The first option, randomly seeing you out in the city while he’s walking with someone and coming up to flirt with you in Dazai style TM

ཐིཋྀ He probably would do it while he’s out with Kunikida and Atsushi ;-;

ཐིཋྀ I swear Kunikida would get an aneurysm and Atsushi would change into a statue the moment they process your words

ཐིཋྀ Like the moment you say that you’re dating Dazai and aren’t some unfortunate soul who the brunette decided to flirt with, Kunikida is down on the sidewalk and Atsushi looks like someone told him he’s an alien so well the poor boy believed them

ཐིཋྀ The ada asked you if Dazai pays you or if you’re held hostage by Dazai because they can’t believe someone is willingly dating the bandage-wasting machine

ཐིཋྀ “Blink twice fast right now if you’re in danger” ←- definitely not Yosano

ཐིཋྀ “Hey!” ←- and totally not playfully offended Dazai

ཐིཋྀ The second option, updating personal/employee files (2 possibilities here)

ཐིཋྀ It really depends on how long was the relationship hidden, and whether yall are just dating or got goddamn married by the time either of those 2 possibilities (I am not putting getting married in secret past this guy)

ཐིཋྀ One possibility would be the emergency number

ཐིཋྀ Dazai getting hurt happens, and every time the injury is on the more serious side, Kunikida has to look if there’s an emergency contact in the files knowing Dazai has barely anything written on the paper, so imagine his shock upon seeing a number being actually written down

ཐིཋྀ When did Dazai do it? Poor Kunikida has no idea but it’s there now so he’s calling (he perfectly knows it can be another prank and the number may lead to a pizza place or something)

ཐིཋྀ So you got called (Kunikida had to take a minute to realize Dazai’s got an actual emergency number now) and then came to the agency in a hurry, per Kunikida’s request

ཐིཋྀ They probably wouldn’t ask who you are to Dazai at first, after seeing you worried. But after that when Yosano told you his condition and you calmed down? Bombarded with questions. Dazai aint getting out of them either after waking up

ཐིཋྀ And the third option, Kunikida going through employee files and seeing Dazai has ‘married’ on the marital status-

ཐིཋྀ So here would be the typical “There’s no way *you* are married”. Dazai would, of course, act offended because “What do you mean no one would want to marry me Kunikida-kun?!” and would either show his ring and call you to come to the agency or only show his ring to others and leave them in mystery for some time

ཐིཋྀ Jesus, I went off track, this was meant to be relationship hcs (may write one of the 3 ideas tho)

ཐིཋྀ Anyway

ཐིཋྀ He’s so soft and careful with you because he thinks he will scare you away (he won’t) :(

ཐིཋྀ He WILL take you to Oda’s grave at one point, as well as tell you about his past, even if not everything, you still know more than most people

ཐིཋྀ If Dazai’s not at the agency when he’s supposed to and you want to find him? The best option is to look wherever his little ‘bella is! He’s most likely with you (read: clinging onto you like a koala)

ཐིཋྀ Wearing anything of his is an invitation to touch you in his eyes

ཐིཋྀ Whether he steals your clothes depends simply on whether they fit him (even if tight) or not

ཐིཋྀ PLEASE wear his clothes, and do domestic shit with him. He’s falling in love all over again every time. He literally melts inside

ཐིཋྀ I don’t think it depends on when you met dazai, you know Chuuya in some damn way. If you met while he was in the mafia then knowing Chuuya is obvious if talking about how, but after Dazai left the PM, it depends on whether you work at the agency or not

ཐིཋྀ If you’re a civilian, it was most likely a chance meeting, like while you and Dazai were out on a date, or randomly out of the apartment/house for like shopping or something

ཐིཋྀ If you work at the agency, really possible it was because of a mission

ཐིཋྀ Changing the topic, I wouldn’t let this guy into the kitchen let me tell you. Unless you want something to be on fire (he once burned water and it was the most confusing thing you have ever seen. You both still just don’t know how he managed to achieve that but you never again let him cook when you’re not in the kitchen for even a minute)

ཐིཋྀ Use his shampoo and/or body wash and then proceed to wear anything of his, I dare you. You will have a Dazai-looking puddle on the floor the minute he realizes what you did

ཐིཋྀ I was about to write jealousy hcs but with how many ideas I have on that topic, I will just write another post for that

ཐིཋྀ Remember his look from Dead Apple? He saved that suit and that’s how he looks on some of the dates -the ones paid for with Kunikida’s money-

ཐིཋྀ On the other hand, most dates etc. are really casual and cute. A picnic in a more isolated place, sitting there until the stars come out, mini dates to cafes, library, arcade, or even just a peaceful walk around, during the day and at night under the night sky

ཐིཋྀ Yes, he buys you flowers, there’s no schedule whatsoever, so you can never fully predict when he is going to have a bouquet in his hands or not when visiting

ཐིཋྀ If you’re a foreigner, he’s so learning your mother tongue to some degree (depends how hard it is but probably will end up quite fluent in it after some time)

ཐིཋྀ He can shit-talk people even more with that, and he wants to flirt with you in your own language at one point

ཐིཋྀ“You’re so pretty ‘samu”

“‘bella, Japanese or another language I can understand please”

“But I like this more than a normal conversation tho”

“...I’m pretty sure you just disagreed”

“Maybe I did, pretty boy”

“I’m confused. You are either cussing me out or complimenting me.”

“And you shall stay in mystery forever.”

“‘donna!”

ཐིཋྀ ^ One of the convos yall had before he started learning (if it’s a language he doesn’t already know)

ཐིཋྀ You wanted to confuse him to have tease material for later

ཐིཋྀ You succeeded

ཐིཋྀ I hc that he and Chuuya learned different languages from Kouyou for work so get ready to be flirted with in a language you don’t understand most likely

ཐིཋྀ Kisses are either really damn soft that make you melt or are greedy ones that make you want more. No in-between with this mf

He very much uses the needy kisses to tease and/or frustrate you

ཐིཋྀ He loves you I swear, you will never notice just how much he does. When he says you are his reason as to why he’s still alive he very much means that :(

ཐིཋྀ Speaking of, the suicide attempts get rarer with the passing days. They happen, but not as much anymore <3

Notes, comments, reblogs are greatly appreciated &lt;3

#srs why is this the longest thing #i love this tho #I said I'm gonna post more and I will #bsd x reader #bsd #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd x y/n #bsd x you #bsd dazai #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #dazai x reader #dazai x y/n #x reader

[crybaby-bkg]

I love that idea that wherever you have moles on your body, it indicates where you were kissed a lot in your former life!!!! it’s just so cute and comforting to me. I have a tiny one on the left side, above my top lip. another right above my jaw. a couple on the backs of both of my hands. one on the lobe of my ear and it just. MAKES ME SO SOFT!!!!! to know I was loved so much that someone couldn’t stop kissing me in these same spots and that, despite being reborn, their love has carried over onto this new body and transcends anytime spent without me. I’m so soft about it sorry

#i was gonna make this a self ship thing but FUCK BKG THIS IS ABOUT ME #I love this tho #such a beautiful and comforting thought #I wanna write more about it #okay you all have convinced me #I think i will LMFAO #it’s just so sweet I love it #—in store chit chat! 🍫

[reinafish]

https://youtu.be/0xzbV1hIvzo?si=viZB3cZKHSBJAltd

@pixelrushiguess CRYING SOBBING WHY WHYYYYYYYY /pos

#i love this tho #sth #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #maria robotnik #Youtube

[sneeb-canons]

heart is insanely flexible and it scares mind. like heart just casually will be in a pose that makes him look like his spine is a suggestion while like watching tv. it's horrifying to mind.

Headcanon #109

#chonny jash #submission #cj heart #i love this tho #just casually looks like a deformed pretzel

[lilyginnyblackv2]

Mitsuhito Tsuji liked the post shouting out him liking all the Kazurei posts!

This is both very cute and amusing. Makes me happy to see!

#Buddy Daddies #Kazurei #Mitsuhito Tsuji #lmao #I love this tho #BD spoilers #Buddy Daddies spoilers #for some of the images show in the screencap

[t0xicp0sitivity]

BWAHAHAHAH

THE PRIDE PARADE??

#answered #💚 #i love this tho #and i love you more <3

[delusionalblfan]

Dr. Chachacha saying 'I'll never make you cry or lose anyone' while Tharn is crying and (almost) lost the love of his life shows the audacity of that fake bitch

#i love this tho #i am having a blast week after week #the sign the series

[sophfandoms53]

WE’RE FINALLY GETTING A FELICIA DROPPING HER MICROPHONE SEGMENT???

THIS WAS WEEK ONE LMAOO

#they are SO BEHIND LMAOO #i love this tho #bb25

[iwanttobepersephone]

Me, January-March: "Wow, there's like no birthdays for me to make art for. Wish they would get here sooner, it's so fun to gift people things :("

Me as soon as April hit: "Why the HELL are all these birthdays SO CLOSE TOGETHER???????"

#funny #rambles #2 days. 2 days in-between birthdays. what the hell #and then 3 days after that! #I love this tho #its so fun

[midnightmah07]

I have no clue if your still taking requests but I saw Peter pan today (and Beauty and the beast) so going through OG references, draw Jeanne as a cod fish :)

She hates it here

#💙! mah's answers #💙! moots!!! #💙! mah's art #💙! jeanne #artists on tumblr #twisted wonderland #fanart #sketch #twst #twst oc #twisted wonderland oc #this is so stupid #i love this tho #kalim had to give her tons of hugs and kisses later she hates being called a codfish

[smashlovesscream]

Stu, Billy, and Randy love having nerf gun wars and Billy and Stu being the heathens they are decided they should modify the nerf gun darts to make it extra fun for Randy.

Stu and Billy always teamed up against Randy cause Billy would always hit Stu if he didn't team up with him, Randy would be angry about it but wtv

It's thumbtacs and nerf darts

#I made severe mistakes while redrawing this but I gave up by the time #I was done with Stu's hands #i love this tho #i like the paper verison #more #looked up Skeet as a kid #jesus the mullet scared me #needed to take a break from what i just #witnessed #anyways Stu ans Billy def got mullets as kids #its facts #scream #scream movie #scream 1996 #billy loomis #billy #loomis #stu macher #stu #macher #stu and billy #billy and stu #billy loomis x stu macher

[sotogalmo]

7:31

Look at this.

He's just standing there. MENACINGLY (/ref)

#time diary(?) #audrey/kellie's time diary #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #garrett schmidt #hes just standing there. MENACINGLY ‼️‼️‼️ /ref #i love this tho #like .... hmmmm ..... this how it would look if garrett's spirit did lead mike to william oouuugg ... weuag #he looks like cardboard now that i keep on looking #cardboard Garrett #garret schmidt

[slightlyanxi0us]

Zavala & his office Cat

A short story based off of the cat that chills in the Commander’s office in d2

Zavala sat in his office, surrounded by the familiar hum of machines and flickering screens. The soft glow of the monitors cast an ethereal light on his face as he typed. Piles of files were neatly stacked on his desk, awaiting his attention, while the rhythmic tapping of his fingers on the keyboard echoed through the room.

As he meticulously organized the mission details on his computer, a faint purring sound filled the air, barely audible above the steady hum of machinery. Zavala's ears perked up, his attention momentarily diverted from the task at hand.

And then, with a sudden leap, a tabby cat appeared on his desk. Its graceful entrance was like a fleeting shadow, as if the feline had materialized out of thin air. The cat sauntered across the desk, its paws gracefully padding on the smooth surface. Its vibrant emerald eyes locked onto Zavala's, an unspoken bond forming between them.

As Zavala's fingers continued to glide across the keyboard, the cat weaved its way through his hands. Its tail brushed against his chin, leaving a tingling sensation in its wake. A small smile tugged at the corners of Zavala's mouth, his stern expression softening. With a gentle touch, he reached up to stroke the cat's head, its fur warm and velvety beneath his fingertips.

The cat, content with Zavala's affection, turned around and stretched its body, arching its back in an elegant display. Its tail curled around the edge of Zavala's computer screen. He chuckled softly, finding solace in this small moment amidst the chaos of his duties.

With a flick of its tail, the cat nudged Zavala's hand, silently requesting more attention. Zavala obliged, his fingers gently scratching behind the cat's ears. The purring grew louder, filling the room with a soothing melody. The stresses of the day seemed to melt away.

But duty called, and Zavala reluctantly withdrew his hand, returning to his work. The cat, understanding its presence was needed no more, hopped off the desk and gracefully padded towards a sunbeam that filtered through the window, laying down, basking in the warm glow.

The Commander couldn't help but cast a fond glance at the tabby cat, peacefully lounging in the sunbeam.

#WE NEED TO GIVE THIS CAT A NAME! #does the baby have a name?? #I love this tho #the office cat just being a cat and not paying attention to anything other than wanting pets #destiny 2 #destiny the game #destiny #d2 #destiny fanfiction #destiny ao3 #destiny zavala #zavala

[lycanthropicture]

thinking ur on the same page as ur mutuals and then they reblog ur posts and talk abt something other than ur shared blorbo in the tags like "omg just like clorbo" ? brother who the fuck is clorbo.

#i love this tho #star wars mutuals do this #i love u star wars mutuals u sound so insane its so funny

[artisthedgehog]

Guys

I love it

#heartstopper #charlie spring #charlie heartstopper #lgbt #lgbtqia #osemanverse #alice oseman #why so many hearts tho #ughhh just cutting the hearts took so long #i love this tho

[kalest96]

Doodle.

Purple trauma :(

Also I feel a little bored, my asks are open so y'all can ask me anything! (If not toooooo personal, heh) even though I don't even know how they work yet lol

#Purple trauma :( #I love this tho #king trauma next? #ava #avm #alan becker #animation vs. minecraft #animator vs. animation #alan becker fanart #avm fanart