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talesfrommedinastation · 3 months

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My redneck neighbor Doug on the Jedi in 'The Clone Wars'

Y'all have asked, and Dr. Meat Muffin might be a disgruntled old hag that chugs too much Trader Joe’s bourbon and doodles too much subpar art, but she keeps her promises!

Just so y’all know, if you’re a major character (Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, etc) you keep your name, because it was drilled into Doug’s head over 8 seasons of Clone Wars and the movies. Everyone else, though, Doug gave up and created his own catchphrases for them.

CW: This one's not as spicy as Doug's previous rants regarding Star Wars, but y'all know if y'all know. "It'll all come out in the wash."

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Plo Koon: Ah, Shrimp Daddy. He looks like a shrimp that’s been boiled and left in the sun after a potluck. But my wife LOVES him, she says he has the nicest voice and she wishes he’d narrate some books. I loved him too, he was my favorite. That scene where he tells his clone boys in space that they’re important to him? Ah great. They should have him lead HR meetings.

Aayla Secura: Babe-the-Blue-Jedi. They sent her away from the Temple because Yoda didn’t want that hotness distracting everyone. Is she and Miguel (Bly?!) dating? They are, right?

Kit Fisto: Reggae Swamp Thing. Tell me that boy don't look like he lives in the Atchafalaya and bangs on the steel drums all day. I wonder if he stole those shorts from Michael Phelps. He’s cool but does he need to have a tank to swim in on his ship? Does he have gills? I need more info on this guy.

Adi Gallia: Storm’s Cousin. Doesn’t this chick look like her? She does, right? Maybe she's a Jedi cause she can't control the weather. Didn’t Maul’s brother Saul impale her on his horns and that’s how she died?* Why didn’t Maul do that to Obi-Wan? Maul was obsessed with Obi-Wan, do you think it’s because he had a crush on him after he sliced him in half?

(Doug also ships Obi-Wan with Maul now? IS THERE ANYONE WHO DOUG DOESN'T SHIP OBI-WAN WITH?!)

Shaak-Ti: Ahsoka’s Aunt. They’re totally related. (“No, they’re not.” “Says who?” “Um, EVERYONE?!”) She’s cool, nice to the clone boys. I like her horns.

Saesee Tiin : Angry Bull Boy. He looks like a minotaur whose daddy left him at a Wal-Mart instead of the Labyrinth after drinking too much.

Deepa Billaba: My Coworker Anu. Seriously! She looks JUST LIKE HER. I even texted her a screenshot, and she used that as her Slack Channel picture for the longest time. Nice lady, she's a good master to Lil Kanan. Hm, Lil Kanan sounds like a rap person my niece would listen to.

Ki-Adi-Mundi: Mutant-Mall-Santa. Look me dead ass in the eye and tell me the man don’t look like he was supposed to hand out presents and ask kids what they want for Christmas and ended up hanging out in toxic waste instead. He's a snotty asshole, I don't like him, he thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

Luminara Undali: Lady-in-Drape. She’s a green lady, and she wears a drape. Meat Muffin, I'm tired and it's about to snow.

Barriss Offee: Little Lady-in-Drape. Man, she was awful, but she had good points, ya know? Kind of like Darth Maul. Do you think Darth Maul and Obi-Wan ever dated? Or would Obi-Wan’s boyfriend get jealous?

Quinlan Voss: College-Hippie-Boy. Doesn’t he just look like one of those goofs that fart around with hackysacks all day long? I'd buy weed from him if he was selling, he looks like an exporter and consumer, if you know what I mean.

Even Piall: Dobby the House Jedi. Man he looks like he was on his way to help Harry Potter or something and ended up in a bathrobe with a light saber. Ah well.

*= Savage is ‘Saul’ and Feral is ‘Paul’. So it’s Maul, Saul, and Paul. I strained a muscle laughing when I got this.

Tagging my Redneck Doug stans here! @amalthiaph @sued134 @eyecandyeoz @thecoffeelorian @merkitty49 @megmca @skellymomam I missing anyone?

Let me know if I missed any Jedi, those were the ones that came up that Doug didn't immediately recognize.

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roselightfairy · 8 months

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I just keep thinking about Kanan being knighted.

This thing he'd probably barely even begun to conceptualize when everything crumbled around him; the same way as a child I could never imagine myself being really and truly in my twenties, he knew being a knight was a thing that would happen to him eventually but he couldn't possibly imagine himself occupying the role of his own master, of these other great knights he saw around him. And then his master was killed in front of him and the entire Jedi Order was destroyed, and it must have been like having your past, present, and future all erased at the same time. Not only everyone he loved and the only life he'd ever known was stolen from him, but also the promise of this thing that he would have been, the future that was waiting for him - that was all gone at once, destroyed in flashing lights and friends turned foes, along with any sense of safety or companionship, leaving him alone.

And he's alone for a long time, on the run or in hiding, and he just has to survive as best he can, has to put the past of the Jedi behind him. Has to accept that the Jedi are his past, not his future, no matter what does come of his life. And he finds companionship again, finds Hera and the Rebellion and a way to be part of something and do some good; he rediscovers part of his Jedi self - but it's always something he's making up as best he can, using what he remembers and what happens to him. He identifies with the Jedi Order still; he's proud of it as part of his past (even though it's too dangerous to declare it) - but what he has is the best he can make up for himself. No wonder he wants so desperately to find Luminara. No wonder he doubts himself so much when Ezra comes along! He has to pretend to be a master, when he was never so much as a knight, and every other hour he's being caught at it. He's no teacher, he's no master, he's no knight, and everyone around him knows it.

But he makes his peace with it. He grows to love Ezra, grows to find some kind of comfort in the teaching and learning they share between them, even thought it's different. They create something of their own, and it's as okay as it can possibly be that the Order is gone, because they are keeping as much of it alive as he can, even while they change and grow in new ways. And then Ahsoka comes to join them and he's not fully alone anymore; he has someone else who shares some of his memories and someone who was trained beyond his level to help him. And he has the people he'd give his life to protect, the people who are teaching him how to be a Jedi in that way of seeing the greater good and the needs of the world beyond his own personal scope. And he and Ezra and Ahsoka are going on missions together, and they go to the Temple and he's not there for himself: he's there for that greater good, having finally learned to let go and take the world as it comes rather than as he once thought it would be.

And then. And then, separated from his student and his friend, he finds himself in a duel that he doesn't understand, a duel with a piece of the past he has been working to let go - and at the end of all of it, that figure gives him that thing he never thought he'd get. Validates all his struggles and the teaching and learning he's had to make up on his own, and gives him that title that was once all he ever expected for himself: Kanan Jarrus. A Knight of the Jedi Order.

What do you think he did with that? When they escaped the Temple, there was word from Yoda, word of Malachor; there was danger and there were more important things to do - and who could he tell? Being a knight shouldn't mean anything to Ezra, trained as he always has been outside the structures of the Order, with no need for their traditions and outright irreverence when Kanan has tried to bring some of that in. How can he tell Ahsoka, someone who left the Order because of how profoundly it had failed her, even before it was all reduced to rubble? There is no one in his new life who can truly understand what this means to him, and yet still he holds it against his chest like something more precious than any possession - something useless, maybe, to the life he lives, but something that can't be taken away from him like everything else has been and still could be.

I like to think he whispered it to Hera later, in the dark quiet of their bunk, when the planning and strategizing were over, when it was just the two of them in their shared space and what's important to him is important to her, not with the innate knowledge of memory and tradition but with the intimate knowledge of him. "Hera," I like to imagine him whispering, "something happened to me today. It's not important to the mission, but I just needed to tell someone."

A Knight of the Jedi Order. I hope those words echoed in his mind while he drifted off to sleep that night.

#kanan jarrus #i love him your honor #sw rebels #star wars

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tennessoui · 6 months

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If I don't put this out there I'll perish. I need it out of my head -- Tw for mpreg i guess - AU where anakin defeated palpatine but at the cost of his connection to the force - its there but much much weaker now. He still holds sway as Chosen One however, n the feat of killing palpatine is not a small weight to throw around. The senate is in shambles, the Jedi's credibility is not doing much better. They need an out - they need good publicity.

There is a neutral planet that has stayed out of the war by some miracle - wealthy, but not overly so. High resources, but just a respectable amount. Stewjon is ruled by King Qui-Gon Jinn and he is unattached. The opportunity just presents itself. Jedi negotiated the hand of the Chosen One. A trade - the Chosen One for Stewjon's reputation as a steadfast, respectable planet to extend to the Order. Anakin, in all of his exhaustion and jadedness, in all his sadness of losing his connection to the Force, barely made any protest.

And so King Qui-Gon Jinn n Anakin marries.

What no one tells Anakin, is that QG has a beloved mistress. A lady in the lower court - Lady Tahl who he loves and loves him back for years but couldnt marry for her station. Anakin knew he was entering a loveless marriage, but he had hoped they could learn to love each other. If not romantically then as friends. Enough to get by, enough to procure heirs. But his husband is faithful to Lady Tahl and Anakin is the usurper despite wearing QG's ring on his finger.

The court knows why Anakin cant conceive. Its hardly his fault. But hes made an easy target for court ridicule - hes paying for QG's infidelity. QG regrets it, he does. He tries to protect Anakin as best as he can but his best is the bare minimum. Anakin suffers. Already wrung out, hes subdued. Puts in enough attitude to absolove the Order of their guilt when Yoda and Mace checks in. He thinks Plo wants to take him away. He thinks he can feel Luminara's heartbreak in the Force. He ignores them for the Council's sake.

Then the crown prince returns. Crown Prince Obi-Wan, Commander of the City Guards, Protector of the Realm, The Negotiator returns from his interplanetary travels. Obi-Wan has sent his apologies and wedding gifts to his adoptive father and his new husband, all the while praying that GQ would be kind to this Anakin person. Obiwan knows very well how unintentionally hurtful GQ can be, even when hes not wrapped up in Lady Tahl. Obiwan likes Lady Tahl enough - shes kind to him and its a shame that QG and her cannot marry, but still Obiwan prays and hope that his adoptive father would be kind to Anakin.

Well. Looking at the state of the court it was a fanciful thought. Looking at Anakin, though- Obiwan wonders if maybe this is a sign from the gods, from the Force. Because one look at Anakin in Stewjon colours, with the consort diadem on his head, pearls in hair, Obiwan can only think that this is meant to be. This is preordained. Anakin can only be his.

And Anakin, for the first time since he defeated Palpatine, can actually feel the silk touches of the Force at his fingertips. How it whispers in his ears and brush against his sides. But only when he looks at Obiwan. Only when Obiwan touches the back of his hand, when he guides anakin through doors with a hand at the small of his back, when he glides a finger down Anakins arm and slot their hands together. When Obiwan braids his hair and weaves little beads of kyber in between strands, in the mornings after.

When Anakin and QG announces their first pregnancy, the court is shocked. They look at Lady Tahl who looks indifferent, politely clapping with the rest. Theyre puzzled and look at QG whose smile seems genuine enough. Theyre taken aback when they look at the Consort's bright, pleasant smile. At how he glows, utterly radiant, and the name Chosen One makes so much sense now with how the light catches fetchingly in his hair, glinting off little gems weaved in the locks.

So enthralled by the mystery they are that they missed the Crown Prince's cool politeness, smile as empty as his eyes, staring at the his King and Consort on the dais. Eyes only softening when he looks at Anakin, but not too long lest the longing and yearning shows. He wonders, quietly, treacherously, how long it would take to gather supporters. How difficult it would be to back QG into a corner then throw him a lifeline - to be able to marry Tahl and live a quiet life.

Or converse to that, how difficult it would be to back certain figures into a corner. Manipulate and deceive all that QG and Anakins marriage is a mistake. That Lady Tahl was the right choice after all. That she has distant relations in other systems that would be more beneficial to the Stewjonians than an Order without teeth. Perhaps, to keep the agreement still in place my technicality alone, they could always convince the Crown Prince to marry the deposed Consort.

Obiwan schemes and schemes - theres no telling which one he chooses, but it always ends with him and Anakin together, with their children for years and years till death do them part.

[That's it - thanks, I really needed that out of my head. Hope you like.]

ooo I love a political intrigue! Publishing so other people can read :> what a journey! You should definitely write this plot bunny it sounds delectable! I love an au where a relationship is presumed without much of an actual relationship existing—it restrains one character while the other character is left confused (if the presumed relationship isn’t public)

also there’s never enough stories playing with the Jedi order as a planet or system of its own and arranged marriage will always be chefs kiss😍

#asks #obikin #squick tag: mpreg #I have one fic where anakin and qui gon are presumed to be together by obiwan #and it’s stalled out sorta cause any sort of anakin and qui gon relationship is a solid eh from me #but this is pretty convincing and definitely 🔥#thanks for sharing!!!

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jedimasterbailey · 7 months

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Hey baby 😘 for the Jedi ask game I am going to focus on the most popular misunderstood Jedi that deserve all the love (sorry for the bombardment dear 🤣):

Mace: 14, 33, 41, 42

Luminara: 31, 34, 35, 45

Barriss: 30, 32, 36, 47

Mace 💜

14-How does Mace like to meditate?

I feel like Mace LOVES to mediate with others even though he can meditate alone just fine. He also comes off as plant guy to me, so I feel Mace’s favorite spot is in the Temple gardens with his Padawan Depa and later Caleb, but Mace wouldn’t turn anyone away, he would even let Anakin mediate with him if the man gave him a chance. Given his position within the Order and his fighting style (being able to channel dark side energy without giving into it), Mace is under a lot of stress at times so being around others be it loved ones or others, puts his mind and spirit at ease and I find that to be a beautiful thing. Most Jedi see Mace as an open and caring man instead of the intimidating Master others may see.

33-If Mace was able to survive Order 66, how would he live?

Mace would most definitely get the hell away from Coruscant as soon as he can and as far as he can. With all that’s happened, Mace would know he cannot take on the rising Empire alone especially wounded so he would need to flee and recoup somewhere safe until he can get back on his feet. I don’t believe he would return to his homeworld for obvious reasons, Mace would want to charter to some backwater planet where he can lay low and avoid Imperial attention. I don’t believe Mace would be want to be an active Jedi for a while because trauma, but he like Obi-Wan would do what he can to survive until he makes peace with what’s happened. I can see this going one of two ways. Either Mace lives a comfortable life of solitude helping out when he can or he could became a part of the Path and aid other surviving Jedi and Force sensitives in time of need, passing on his wisdom, possibly reuniting with Kanan in the process.

41-Is Mace more of a droid person or a critter person?

Mace seems to be a guy that’s all about life and with that comes critters. He would definitely be the dad that lets Depa bring in all the stray Tooka cats, birds, etc. because he enjoy taking care of things and being around animals help him relax like his plants.

42-What’s something Mace will never forget?

Okay I’m going to give a happy answer to this and a sad answer to this. I’ll start with the sad one to get it out of the way; I don’t believe Mace will ever forget the fact that if he had followed through in killing Dooku, that things could have ended differently. Maybe the Clone Wars would not have started that day and so many Jedi would still be alive. If you’ve ever read the Legends book “Shatterpoint”, you’d know that Mace constantly beats himself up over his decision to spare Dooku due to personal feelings. As for the happy one, I believe Mace could never forget all the milestones of his little girl (Depa) growing up from Padawan, to Knighthood, to making her a member of the Council, and to meeting his grand Padawan Caleb.

Luminara 💚

31-A Jedi Luminara looks up to the most?

Obi-Wan Kenobi 💙 I think Luminara would be in awe of someone who has dealt with so much tragedy in his life yet still chooses the light. Despite losing his Master and witnessing his death, taking on a Padawan when he wasn’t ready, losing his old flame, etc. Obi-Wan stays true to his Jedi ways and I believe that would inspire Luminara to do the same since she will inevitably deal with tragedy later. We don’t know anything about Luminara’s past, but given we don’t know who her Master was for sure, it’s safe to say that Luminara may have already faced grief and suffering in her past and perhaps leaned on Obi-Wan during those times only for her to return the favor. I would also say that Anakin isn’t far from being number one to her either since Luminara does openly praise him and trust him despite teasing him on his recklessness. I think she respects Anakin’s unorthodox way of thinking when she herself can’t think of another solution.

34-Luminara’s favorite food.

SWEETS! Luminara will never turn down a pastry, candy, etc. because she has the biggest sweet tooth and always has. You will always catch her eating a chocolate croissant or something with her morning coffee and she will always have her dessert after dinner. Barriss picks up on the habit as well because those two women need just has much sugar as they do caffeine to get through the days 😅

35-Luminara’s drink of choice.

A chai tea latte, hot or iced depending on the weather. Given the amount of stress Luminara is constantly under, she needs her caffeine (like Barriss only I headcanon her to be a huge coffee drinker) but she’s a classy lady that turns to tea more than coffee plus she loves some spice in her drink. Not to mention she can’t get drunk often so better to stay safe. Barriss knows that after a long day of work, that her Master loves to decompress with her chai and her Padawan will happily fetch that drink for her at the local space Starbucks anytime.

45-How was Luminara brought to the temple to become a Jedi?

I like to believe another Mirialan woman, possibly Master Katri (who I also headcanon to be Luminara’s Jedi Master) discovered baby Luminara on their homeworld of Mirial by chance as if the Force pulled them together. I also love the idea of Luminara possibly hailing from a very affluent family (like Dooku) or perhaps even Mirialan royalty of some sort but they happily give her to Katri as being a Jedi is a huge honor in Mirialan culture.

Barriss 💙

30-Her most embarrassing moment.

During a mission with Ahsoka and their respective Masters, Barriss gets caught by both Luminara and Anakin kissing Ahsoka in a closet or something. Anakin starts to laugh whilst Luminara is all stoic (even though she is trying so hard not to laugh and rub it in Barriss’s that she knew along) and is like “sorry to interrupt Padawan, carry on.” causing Barriss to blush real hard and almost faint this Ahsoka has to calm her down and reassure her everything is alright 🤣

32-Her thoughts on flying.

I don’t believe Barriss would have much of an opinion on flying. She can do it but she’s not obsessed with it nor does she hate it. To Barriss, flying is just getting from point A to point B and that’s that. She most definitely wouldn’t be pulling stunts like Anakin or Ahsoka because as a healer safety comes first 👍🏻

36-Her guilty pleasure.

Reality holotv, Barriss needs something to remind her that her life while traumatic and chaotic isn’t nearly as bad as others.

47-Her best quote.

I can’t remember which Medstar book it was but Barriss was explaining Jedi philosophy to one of the doctors she was working with and this particular quote made me love her all the more 💙

“A Jedi’s strength doesn’t come from her lightsaber but rather the strength of her heart.”

This quote has me feeling all the feelings for multiple reasons. One, it perfectly captures what it means to be a Jedi. It’s not about power, it’s about inner strength. Two, again with Barriss’s role as a teenage war hero and medic, she really does have to dig deep to find her courage in order to help people in disastrous situations. It’s not easy, but she does it and I find that kind of bravery beautiful. Three this quote just speaks to me on a personal level as I’ve dealt with plenty of traumas and tragedies in my real life but somehow I find a way through even when I want to give up. Barriss is an inspiration and she must have gotten that wisdom from somewhere either from Luminara herself or someone else in her Jedi family 💙💚

Original Jedi Ask Game Questions

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naturesbeat · 9 months

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OVERVIEW

name: shaak ti nicknames: master ti, ti species: togruta gender: cis female, she/her sexuality: lesbian age: verse dependent, 43 as of the clone wars occupation: jedi master mtbi: isfj, the defender enneagram: type 9, the defender

APPEARANCE

eyes: a pale lavender gray, wide, somewhat angular. lips: full, white, parting to reveal fangs hair: none, instead her species bear horn-like appendages called montrals that flow into head-trails. they are white with blue stripes. body: she is taller than average for her species, sporting a hourglass figure toned by years of jedi training. most wouldn't know it just by looking at her, as she tends to wear layers of robes. she favors warm tones in browns and reds, with the occasional gold accent and pattern from her native planet of shili. scars: small cuts here and there from missions over the years. noticeable features: aside from her montrals, her species are also known for their markings. shaak ti's are white, covering two prominent spots over her eyes, her lips, and forming striped patterns over signifigant portions of her back, shoulders, and thighs.

PERSONALITY

patient and wise, shaak ti is by all appearances a model jedi. of few words, she prefers to listen before making her opinions known, and is often reflective of the problems facing the jedi and the galaxy at large. she places an extreme emphasis on unity — a by product of her species pack like nature. the togruta of shili commune deeply with nature, and shaak ti views the laws of nature — such as survival of the fittest, adaptability, and the circle of life and death — and the will of the force as one and the same. she believes that everyone must do their part for the greater whole.

while she prefers to solve her problems with words when possible, she is not adverse to acting when necessary. time and time again she is seen to act swiftly and decisively. in keeping with the ways of the order, she puts her emotions aside when making these decisions, even in the face of one such as her padawan’s killer. after the fall of the order she seeks not revenge, allowing the force to guide her forward.

HISTORY

following in traditions unbroken for millennia, shaak ti was taken to the jedi temple upon being identified as force sensitive. there she was raised, taught as a padawan, and eventually attained the rank of master. over the course of her career she trained two learners of her own, both who died shortly upon attaining the rank of knighthood. though she mourned their passings, she did not linger on the grief. even so, she resolved not to take another learner, instead serving as a consular and diplomat in the years leading up to the clone wars.

a participant in the battle of geonosis, she was there at its start and participated in many battles afterwards, including the battle of kamino where she was stationed. elevated to general in the grand army of the republic, she oversaw the production and training of the gar clones until she was called back to coruscant.

following order sixty-six and the fall of the jedi, shaak ti goes into hiding on the planet of felucia. there she acts as a beacon of light among the ambient darkside.

from there, she eventually joins the rebellion after the destruction of the death star, acting as a pilot, healer, or in any other capacity they may require. only leia, and in time luke, know of her history and true identity.

WISHLIST

JEDI COUNCIL: these are the people Shaak Ti is closest with, having spent a majority of the clone wars on the council herself. i would love to develop deeper bonds with her fellow jedi masters.

CLONES: having been stationed in kamino, she spent a considerable time among the clones and regards them all as unique souls in their own right. she remembers each of their names and trials.

LUMINARA: my preferred ship for shaak ti. having lost padawans of her own, i believe she could sympathize with luminara. the two share a similar demeanor as well, and would make an excellent team. hmu if you're interested in exploring this dynamic!

#𝙶𝙴𝙽 » star wars.#𝙶𝙴𝙽 » queue.

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teletraan-meets-jarvis · 3 years

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What I Want - Part 2

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Chapter Title: What I Need

Pairing: Crosshair x fem!Jedi Reader

Summary: Following the awkwardness of the night before, you go to an old friend to try and process your feelings for Crosshair.

Click here for Part 1

Warnings: 18+, a bit more frisky business but not full on so rated 18 just to be safe. Swearing.

Word Count: 2.6k

Author’s Notes: You ask, you get!! Thanks so much for all the support and love for part 1 ❤️. As a thank you, I bring you part 2, I hope you enjoy! If this one takes off a bit as well, I do have an idea for a little bonus chapter around the Bad Batches' reaction. As always, feedback/comments are massively appreciated along with reblogs. Fic is below the cut off, thanks for reading!!

Taglist: @aerynwrites @shannon-lynn-21 @saltywintersoldat @tired-night-owl @wille-zarr

A comm alarm beeped softly, slowly pulling you out your slumber. Giving the device a sleepy glare, you shut it off and huffed back onto your bunk. Wrecker’s snores were echoing off the small ship barracks, you rolled your eyes at his sleeping form across the room as you swung your legs over the side of your top bunk. Below you, Tech slept soundly, he managed to fall asleep with his goggles on which were now sitting wonky on his relaxed face. He also had a datapad clutched to his chest, almost like a teddy bear, which made you chuckle to yourself.

You’d barely slept after getting back from the mission but being a General stopping over on Coruscant meant rest would be a pipe dream. Your alarm was set to get you out of bed and ready for the first of what you were sure would be a hundred and ten briefings today. You were always happy to shoulder the politics for the team, removing that burden from Hunter so they could keep to themselves. But today, you could really do without it.

You looked over at Hunter and Crosshair’s bunks, the former sleeping up top with an arm over his eyes. Probably to block out the few small coloured lights on the ship that shone from critical systems, preventing the room from being truly pitch black. You didn’t envy Hunter’s enhanced senses, they seemed to cause him quite a bit of discomfort when they weren’t on missions. You should probably pick him up an eye mask one of these days.

Below him, Crosshair slept with his back to the open room. One of the few times you ever saw his body relaxed was when he slept. You cringed as you remembered yesterday’s awkwardness with the sniper and mentally cursed at yourself for causing, what was, an easily avoidable situation.

Shaking your head you jumped silently off of your bunk, mindful to not wake any of the batch. You gently removed Tech’s goggles, placing them in their usual spot before moving over to grab some fresh robes and head for the fresher. Today was going to be a real drag.

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“Hey! Look what the Lothcat dragged in” someone called after you as you trudged up the steps to the GAR Headquarters. You turned around to see none other than Anakin Skywalker jogging up behind you.

“Nice to see you too Skyguy” he chuckled at the nickname as he threw an arm around your shoulders.

You fell into companionable chatter as you made your way to your first meeting, the dark halls of the military headquarters looking indistinguishable as you attempted to find the correct room. Members of the Coruscant Guard patrolled the halls, nodding politely to you both as you strolled past.

Eventually you found the room where Mace, Plo and Luminara were waiting, along with some clone and human high command. You stood outside the door for a moment, readying yourself to seal your fate of being talked at for a solid eight standard hours.

Eventually you caved, mostly as you were on the verge of being late if you debated standing outside any longer. Begrudgingly, you sat through briefing after briefing. All the voices and different rooms blending into one grey blur as you tried to take in what information you could, but your tired and stressed mind was having none of it.

While it was nice to catch up with some of the other Jedi, you always felt a bit out of place among the perfect members of the council. More so now than ever.

You ended up wandering back to the temple with Anakin where you both retired to his room and you flopped down onto his simple bed with a whine.

“Okay, what’s going on? You’ve been off all day” Anakin was the closest thing you had to a brother, you trained as Padawans together and due to your similar age you became fast friends. You knew about his marriage to Padme and decided that if you could offload your dilemma on anyone, it’d be him.

“I fucked up” you groaned out from behind your hands.

“What’d you do?” Anakin replied in a playful tone.

“I might’ve got a bit hot and heavy with one of the clones in my squad, led him on and then cut it off” Anakin raised an eyebrow at your confession. “And now he’s pissed at me”

“Why?” You weren’t entirely sure which part of that entire thing he was questioning.

“Because I started the whole thing, I wanted it. Then all of a sudden I did that whole guilty Jedi, must follow every word of the order thing, gave him some pathetic look which said really sorry I can’t have attachments mate, hope you understand. He called me out on it before I could even utter the banthashit excuse and then he stomped off and hasn’t spoken to me since.”

“In his defence, seems like he was probably wound a little tight” Anakin replied with a chuckle which you just groaned at.

“He has every right to be pissed. Hells, I would be if the roles were reversed. Whats with this whole self-righteous act us Jedi have going on?”

“Look, it’s hard being a Jedi at the best of times. It takes an inhumane amount of self-control, which is why its not a path for the weak. But being a Jedi while at war… it’s a lot. You’re emotions are running high, you’re forming bonds with soldiers on the battlefield that you shouldn’t be, but none of us can help it because it’s uncharted territory. Maker knows I’d hunt down anyone who hurt Obi-Wan or my Captain. Yes, It’s not the Jedi way, but neither is fighting a grand-scale war.” Anakin’s eyes were alive with emotion as he spoke, be he quickly caught himself and then it was gone.

“My point is, don’t beat yourself up so much. No one is getting kicked out the order or in his case reconditioned if that’s what you’re worried about. Figure out what it is you want, and then just be discreet about it” you looked at Anakin like he’d grown two heads, he just winked at your confused stare.

“Okay let’s keep it simple. Are you attracted to him?” You thought back to the night before and firmly nodded in response.

“Do you like him as a person?” You pondered his question.

“Well, it’s Cross. I wasn’t sure if he even liked me for a long time. He’s closed off, anti-social, but he’s also a good guy, cares about his brothers, has saved my ass multiple times, and he is kinda funny in his own, snide way” you rattled off with fondness in your words.

“Well then I suggest you go and talk to him.” Anakin replied, giving you a knowing look when he spotted the small smile on your lips as you spoke about the sniper.

You took a deep breath, glad to have finally gotten that off your chest and feeling content that you now knew what to do next. “Thanks, Ani”

“Ugh please don’t call me that” he moaned back, apparently only Padme was allowed to get away with that one.

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Your walk back to the Marauder felt like it dragged on and on. Your brain ran over a thousand scenarios of what to say, how he’d react and you were about to short circuit. There was so much risk, so much possibility, that you did your best to shut your mind off and let yourself handle it in the moment. These things never went as planned anyway, it was best not to guess.

The large door to the ship hissed open, your boots clanking on the metal surface as you cautiously walked into your home. It didn’t take you long to find Crosshair, he was sat in the main hull methodically cleaning his hand blaster. Everyone else must’ve been asleep. He was just in his blacks, the material hugging him in the most wonderful way, it’s like whoever designed those things was trying to trip you up. The contours of his arm muscles flexing as he worked, his strong chest looked practically chiselled at the heart of his lean frame. You had to force yourself to calm down a little bit.

“Uh, hey” you greeted awkwardly. “Mind if I join you?”

You took his silence as a well he’s not saying no. He didn’t spare you a glance as you walked in and took a seat opposite him. As a General in the GAR, you rarely got nervous. War, as a concept, was simple. You knew your purpose, your objective, you had a job to get done and you’d do it. The risks never stopped you, rather they fuelled you. Probably why you’re such a good fit for the bad batch.

But this right now, personal feelings, not knowing where you stand with someone you care about. Because if you were honest, you really did care about Crosshair, the same as you did the rest of the team. You’d only been with the squad just under a year but you’d gladly lay down your life for any of them in a heartbeat. If you could at least get back to where you were before the other night, you’d be over the moon.

You weren’t used to being so nervous, you let your hands fiddle with you dark Jedi robes as you readied yourself to speak again.

“Look, I’m not here to throw some crap about being a Jedi at you, I promise. And I’m sorry for trying it before” he still didn’t look at you, finding his blaster much more interesting. But you could tell he was listening, you had his attention. Might as well keep babbling.

“In terms of an explanation for what happened yesterday, well I guess I panicked.” You sighed as you tried to find the next words “The way you made me feel that night, I… I’ve never felt like that before and everything i’d been taught over the years screamed at me that what I was doing was dangerous and wrong. I now realise that I’m just an idiot. I make my own decisions and I… uh -well, I stick by that one, starting something that is.” Still nothing.

“I know this is probably a long shot. But in the interest of being transparent” you rambled “uh… if you want to go down that road again, I’m up for seeing what happens, can be as casual as we like. I promise I won’t freak out on you again.” You chuckled and thought you almost spotted a slight pull in the corner of Crosshair’s lips “But if you want to go back to how we were before, I’d also really like that.” You watched him for a while as he gave no acknowledgement of your words, his cleaning finished as he now gave the weapon a once over in his hands. Having said everything you needed, you got up from your seat, looking away from him.

“Well, if I can do anything else, let me know” you turned on your heel to leave, feeling slightly defeated but glad you’d at least made the first step.

“I could think of a few things” he finally spoke as he leaned back into his seat and continued to stare at his blaster, still not meeting your gaze.

Well that caught your attention, you turned back around to face him as he carried on ignoring you. While his tone was unbothered as he spoke, you knew him just enough to know his words held a meaning. He was playing with you, back to his usual teasing and you could’ve laughed at the relief that washed over you. This you could work with. A cheeky idea popped into your head and you’d decided to run with it.

“Oh really?” Throwing caution to the wind, you strode over to the sniper slowly. His gaze finally meeting yours after all this time, watching you as you got closer and closer. Practically drawing you in with his amber eyes. You pushed him back by his chest, creating enough room so you could straddle his lap. “Care to elaborate?”

He huffed out a short laugh at your words, his face overall unbothered but his eyes, they were burning into you. “You’re a smart girl, I’m sure you’ll figure it out”.

You hummed in response, deciding to kick things up a notch you wrapped your arms around his neck, bringing your faces just breaths apart. “Something like this?” You asked, pausing for another second before bringing your lips to his in a surprisingly soft and gentle kiss. You felt his hands come up to rest on your back, pulling you closer as you continued your slow dance. This was so different from the other night, where before there was desperation and lust, now there was something more… tender, passionate. You were quite glad you weren’t standing as the way he moved against you would’ve definitely made your knees weak.

Dragging yourself away from his lips, you searched his face. His mouth pulled into a barely there smirk “That’s a start.”

“Who said I was finished?” And just like that, the last few strands of tension between you both snapped and you relaxed in his arms. You fisted your hands into the front of his blacks and pulled him back to you, his tongue slipped between your lips, curious and demanding. He was everywhere again, filling your nose with the scent of the standard cheap GAR soap but mixed with something earthy, something so distinctly Crosshair and you couldn’t get enough.

You could tell why the Jedi order frowned upon such activities, kissing Crosshair was intoxicating. You couldn’t think of anything else other than the handsome clone in front of you and just how much you wanted him in that moment.

His hands wandered lower and lower down you back until they rested comfortably on your backside, pulling you further up his lap. Feeling mischievous, you started trailing kisses along his jaw. Setting a teasing, languid pace as you mapped out the spots that made him squirm. Crosshair was never a man of many words, so you made it your mission to see just how vocal you could make him.

As your lips met his pulse point, he gave a loud exhale and you smirked in victory against his skin as you continued the onslaught on his senses. You definitely seemed to be doing something right as his hands found themselves in your hair, clutching slightly and you couldn’t help the soft moan that escaped you. Even while trying to gain the upper hand in the situation, he always had some control over you. It was maddening in the best way, setting your veins alight with desire.

Determined to get another victory you traced your tongue against the base of the side of his neck and trailed it all the way up to the bottom of his ear, which you teasingly took into your mouth, teeth grazing the soft skin. A strangled moan escaped the clone and that was the moment where you knew you were hopelessly and utterly gone. Your mind filled with nothing other than wanting to be closer to Crosshair.

“Not very Jedi of you” he commented, slightly breathless when you finally stopped teasing him and came back up to meet his eyes. Looking down at where your bodies were pressed against one another, you chuckled.

“What exactly about this situation led you to believe I was ever a model Jedi?” You smirked, though it was only visible for a second before his mouth was back on yours, devouring you as his hands greedily roamed your body.

You continued making out like teenagers for most of the evening, taking the time to explore each other, enjoying the closeness. Contentment settled over your body, almost as if this was were you were meant to be. If Crosshair’s arms were where you belonged, well, you could think of worse places to be.

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comeandreadawhile · 3 years

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I love your Clone Social Media post! Do you think they'd ever film/post responses to the SW equivalent to the reddit advice threads like r/Relationships or r/AmITheAssh0le? Or would any of them (the medics maybe?) develop an Ask Column? I feel like the clones would have a unique world view and their personalities would lend to some hilarious (or amazing) advice going out on the holonet.

Definitely. Kix and the other medics probably start an ask blog crossed with WebMD, drowning in gallows humor

“‘How quickly can you amputate a leg?’ That depends, how close is the nearest Jedi’s lightsaber?”

“‘I can’t stop sneezing and I have a fever’—sounds like Rhinovirus, no known cure. Terrible shame, but you might live.”

Ponds runs an Ask Abby/Miss Manners ask column about clones and Jedi, with Mace as a reference for the Jedi and a popular guest for philosophical debate.

Gree makes sci-show vlogs about alien species and documents his brothers’ antics. Sometimes Bly makes guest appearances to talk science.

As for r/relationships and r/AITA, Wolffe co-admins both, with Bly on the former and Rex on the latter. Pretty much every AITA post is responded to with ‘yes’, either earnestly, or with blatant sarcasm for the ‘no’s followed by why it’s a no. While Bly has the rose-tinted glasses on for the relationship blog, Wolffe is that one perpetual single in every friend group who gives stone-cold logical advice.

Stone is on Space!youtube, explaining laws and their pros and cons, explaining loopholes and weird technicalities and the process of the Senate to pass laws, as well as updates from around Coruscant. It’s basically the SW version of Last Week Tonight.

Fox runs r/JustSenatorThings. He documents the antics and mannerisms of senators. He also answers personal questions.

“How often do I—hey, Thire! What’s this word?”

“How’s it spelled?”

“S-L-E-E-P.”

“FOX.”

“No, I know how to spell that.”

Thorn runs r/JustFoxThings. He documents the on-going war between the caf mug stack vs Fox’s paperwork.

There emerges Space!Insta, where GAR clone art is posted. Dogma posts foodporn, both actual food and GAR rations. “Here we see another beautiful nutrient stick. Full of 100% of a brother’s daily iron requirement and not a hint of flavor to be found.” He sneaks into the temple when the 501st is planetside to document the snack bar in the knights’ quarters. It’s only open odd hours and there is a single hotdog spinning, on and on, that none of the knights will even make eye contact with.

Toast clone runs a blog solely about different types of bread and his attempts at making them in the meager kitchens he has access to.

Wooley and Tup make hair tutorials, taking requests and experimenting on their own time. 212th and 501st meet ups are fun for them.

A space!reddit is made of Cryptid Commanders, made by their men finding said commanders up at force-forsaken hours getting caf, once of Bly hanging from the ceiling with the camera light reflecting off his helmet visor, and of Fox passed out in various ways around his office.

Space!Tiktok is sees a lot of Ahsoka and her men. Unfortunately Rex and Anakin are terrible at tiktok dances, so they’re usually her camera crew while Fives and Tup back her up; it starts a craze. Caleb (and eventually Depa) dance with Gray and their men, which means Mace and Ponds have to do something (classy of course, but it pleases the kids so Mace does it and will never admit to it being fun), Aayla and Bly look well rehearsed but claim they did it by mirroring the video reference they had on, eventually Ahsoka, Shaak, Aayla AND Luminara do one together. Quinlan does them just to annoy his commander; it works. The clones are more than happy to answer questions their followers send in as well, about themselves or the war, about anything. They like giving civilians the chance to see them in a better, individual light than dime a dozen flesh droids.

There begin r/JustCloneThings where brothers post about specifically clone related jokes and issues, and r/JustJediThings, where they post about their Jedi. (When your Jedi says the drop zone failed the vibe check.) (Won’t sleep for more than ten minutes but will meditate for four hours because the Martial Commander smiled.)

(If you suspect your Jedi knows Mando’a, switch to complete gibberish and see if they react at all. Feel free to make up hand signs to mess with them.)

Then come the proud big brother postings about their Jedi commanders, the good ole Mandalorian genes making the men gush over their respective kids when it’s safe to do so. The kids making progress in their training, and some have the honor of seeing their commanders knighted and made generals. They teach the little ones to track and lay low, how to shoot straight and wield vibroblades when they’ve grown some. Sometimes just the kids being cute, like Caleb napping against Depa, or Kal riding his master’s shoulders, and Ahsoka snuggling between Anakin and Rex on a long flight. ‘Doting grandmaster’ is a popular tag thanks to Mace and Obi-wan; Caleb and Ahsoka get away with things Depa and Anakin would’ve been severely grounded for, and the clones love watching them steam in the background while their padawans are protected by said doting grandmasters.

Note: the cursed hot dog is a joke between my roommate and I. Upon learning the knights’ snack bar existed, we determined it was only open for ten minutes at 2 am and that there’s a magical enigmatic hot dog amongst the misfit food (cotton candy jello, broken granola bars). It guards the temple and anyone who takes it and eats it gets super sick, and the hot dog is magically whole back in its case, ever rolling, on and on. It’s not meat, probably. No one’s sure, especially not the ones who attempted to eat it. Respect and fear the hot dog. It is eternal.

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mrs-perfectly-fine · 3 years

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Clone Wars Characters As Nick Miller Quotes:

Anakin Skywalker: I know this isn’t going to end well, but the middle part is going to be awesome.

Obi Wan Kenobi: It smells like leather and Teddy Roosevelt and wistfulness.

Ashoka Tano: If I had a dollar for everyone I couldn’t hang out with because they hated Schmidt Anakin, I’d be rich.

Captain Rex: Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.

Padme Amidala: Pink robes are my catnip.

Commander Cody: I like getting older. I feel like I am finally aging into my personality.

ARC Trooper Fives: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

Commander Fox: (“Would you consider us adorable?”) No, we’re adult men. We’re cute.

Commander Wolffe (and Plo Koon): Of course I make decisions. How do you think I’m wearing clothes right now? (Plo Koon: “I lay those out for you, Wolffe.”)

Clone Troooer Heavy: If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called ‘talkings’.

Hunter: I only wanna make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.’

ARC Trooper Echo: All right. *sighs* Trust the process.

Wrecker: I hate doors!

Tech: I moved to LA to get closer to whales so I could record them.

Crosshair: Nick Miller Trooper Crosshair, turning lemonade into lemons since 1981.

Trace Martez: Is calling a girl ‘Shorty’ still cool?

Rafa Martez: A bank is just a paper bag but with fancier walls.

Yoda: Nothing is ever truly broken.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I am not a successful adult. I don’t eat vegetables and/or take care of myself.

General Grievous: I’m very quick on my… uh…. (“Did you just forget the word fest”) Feet, yeah.

Mace Windu: Light is always more beautiful when it has to fight to be noticed, like sunlight fighting through the clouds after a rainstorm.

Count Dooku: I have decided to give up on women good and put all of that energy into tomatoes bad.

Palpatine: You’re allowed to be happy, but it’s really annoying the way you’re doing it.

Darth Maul: *sarcastic* No part of this conversation is making me wanna boil over with rage.

Cad Bane: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, a summer’s day is not a bitch!

R2-D2: I can’t believe I’m the sober one. That’s actually never happened before in my life.

Hondo Ohnaka: You’re a terrible person. It’s hilarious

Bo-Katan Kryze: I’ve never been an inspiration before… I don’t like this much responsibility.

Asajj Ventress: Life sucks. Then it gets better. Then it sucks again.

Bail Organa: Twenty pages. And they’re all good……. Some of them are good……. Five pages are good……. I really like the title.

Shaak Ti: I fell in love with Jess clones the minute she they walked through the door.

C-3P0: I can’t work under pressure like this, you know that I get nervous.

Satine Kryze: Stop being so mean polite to me or I swear to God I’m gonna fall in love with you.

Luminara Unduli: I once saw a zebra named Gavin give birth at the zoo and I cried hysterically.

Clone Trooper 99: Beauty is not always as perfect as we imagine it to be, but it can be damn close if we learn to accept the scary parts or the ugly parts.

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obi-wan for the character asks? 👀

can do, anon <3

favorite thing about them

this is hard because there’s next to nothing i don’t love about obi-wan lmao. but if it really came down to it, i would have to say it’s just his goodness. when matthew stover said, “he is modest, centered, and always kind. he is the ultimate jedi.” HELLLLL FUCKIN YEAH. that’s my shit right there. i slurp that right up with a straw. he is so good. i always think that you could take away obi-wan’s skills, his lightsaber, even his connection to the force; and he’d be no less of a jedi. he’s that good. and it’s a choice. obi-wan could’ve veered off the path a million times. but every time, he chose the light, because for him, there isn’t really another choice. it’s just who he is.

also, he is super sexy.

least favorite thing about them

welllll. this is weird because it kind of clashes with the fact that i love obi-wan just being above everything and not sinking down to anyones level, but occasionally… i would like him to be more of a bitch. sometimes he deserves to be a bitch! remember when bo-katan said “i thought she meant something to you” ? personally, i think obi-wan was well within his rights to be a bitch. ma’am you were a terrorist five minutes ago and now you are trying to guilt trip me into cleaning up your mess? (true sw fans blood boils when watching a cartoon.)

favorite line

“look what i have risen above.”

honorary mention: “anakin” (derogatory/affectionate)

brOTP

i really love obi-wan’s relationships with his fellow jedi, especially the one’s he grew up with, like quinlan, luminara, and even siri. i loooove fics where it’s just like 17 year old obi-wan vibing. and i adore when people appreciate the relationships and community of the jedi!!!

OTP

obikin (duh). “kenobi and skywalker have become a single word.” jesus christ.

nOTP

codywan. i’m sorry. it’s just not clicking for me. maybe it’s because i think a lot of codywan shippers write cody to be playing a role in obi-wan’s life that i think belongs to anakin…? sometimes i’ll read fic to try to get into it, but then i read a line like “there’s no one obi-wan was closer to than cody, no one he trusted more” and i’m like. are we talking about the same star wars lmfao.

random headcanon

he listens to neutral milk hotel.

unpopular opinion

pre-mustafar obi-wan doesn’t hate himself. soooo many fics about obi-wan’s apparent self loathing and fragility when that’s not who i see him as at all. he’s one of the strongest bitches to ever exist. (post-mustafar, go ham with the self loathing tho.)

song i associate with them

strawberry blonde - mitski

in a hoe kind of way: music with your dad - nasty cherry

favorite picture of them

fucking LOOK AT HIM. it was hard to choose between this obi-wan, talking to the younglings w yoda obi-wan, and sitting in his council seat w his big dick obi-wan. honestly i could have picked any picture of obi-wan ever.

#anon #ask game #this was fun!

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cm-top-10 · 3 years

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C.M. Top 10: Most Dark & Gore Scenes &/or Characters in Cartoon Series

Warning: The following top ten may contain possible spoilers for those who haven't seen newer series. This post may also contain forms of graphic violence & some gore scenes that maybe too much for you to witness. So for your safety & others do not look unless it's at your own risk.

You've been warned...

We all discover at some point in time that not everything you know is allover the rainbow. Most times we see things we can't unsee or learn dark secrets of someone you thought you knew your whole life. & sometimes we learn things the hard way. Or the messed up dark way...

So for this 1st dark Top 10 features the most characters with a dark histories, secrets or just straight up dark/gore scenes. Which character did you not expect to have a dark side? Sadly you be the judge...

1. Invincible - Omni Man beating his son to a pulp.

After learning the dark truth that was revealed to Mark about his father's true intentions. Nolan tells his son the truth about why he was sent to Earth & why he killed the Guardians.

Telling him the reasons why he's here was so he could eliminate any potential threat to the Viltrum Empire. & that he was raising his son not out of responsibility or heroics, but to have him as a bred soldier of the Empire to kill anyone who stood in their way.

& he wanted Mark to join their cause with him.

After Mark angrily refused to help him conquer the planet. Nolan nearly beats the life out of his own son & yells to the top of his lungs saying how pointless it is to protect his home world. While killing millions of innocent people in the process of their brutal fight.

However before he could finish him off, Nolan suddenly realized what he did to his own child & fled the Earth in machspeed, shedding a tear.

They say fatherhood is complicated, but not like this...

2. Castlevania Lords of Shadow - Gabriel's dark fate

While on his journey to slay all three of the Lords of Shadow. Gabriel slowly learned they were the founders of the Order & told him the truth of his order's true intention from each Shadow Lord who too were being used by the Brotherhood of Light. Then when he finally reached the final Lord of Shadow, he learned about his wife's death & fell into dark despair.

Over time his heart grew darkened. & knew nothing but bitterness & sorrow...

But after defeating the three Lords, Laura appears to tell Gabriel that he awakened another ancient evil known as the Forgotten One. Who had plans to destroy all creation & they had to venture to the Brotherhood's fortress to find the entrance to where he was imprisoned.

However only dark begins can enter the realm. & the only way he can bypass it's effects & to defeat this ancient evil, was to become one himself...

So Laura asked him to drink her blood & free her of her torment. Hesitant at first he did what was asked of her & dranked every last drop of her blood, until she died.

He then defeated the Forgotten One & saved mankind. But at a cost of his soul & happiness.

Thus becoming a vampire.

A vampire the world would soon know & fear as Dracul the Dragon.

But that is another story...

3. Baki the Grappler - Yujiro Hanma

As most know Yujiro is the world's most unstoppable & cruelest warrior in the history of fighters. Not even the U.S. Military dares to go near him. Yes Yujiro the Orge has struck fear into many people, even military personnel of different countries. & he did it with no weapons & has turned the U.S. into his personal playground for death & battles.

But the most cruelest thing he's done was ripping the face of one of China's most respected Kaioh masters while facing him in battle, testing his worthiness. The reason Yujiro did this challenge was not to prove his worth but to show all of China & their leaders that they are worthless to him. & showed them all that he doesn't care about their hatred towards Japan noir their worthiness.

& he struck that fear into all who witnessed Ryu Kaioh getting defaced & brutally defeated. Yes this is one man who's definitely going to hell & is going to smile about it.

Because Satan himself would be pissing his buttflap in his sights in fear. While Yujiro fucks his succubus wife in front of his face knowing how little fucks he gives about his "sins."

4. Primal - Sauropod Massacre

After being infected by the Zombie Virus. The infected sauropod becomes a mad rouge & slaughters it's own herd in a bloody rage & massacre.

It left no survivors, ripped them apart & destroyed many of the herds' eggs leaving nothing remaining...

Truly whatever zombie virus this was it drove this poor creature mad & didn't stop until everything wasn't breathing.

Luckily Spear & Fang were able to run it into a dormant volcano. Where the infected dinosaur burnt to ash.

Hopefully now the poor beast is at peace...

5. Star Wars Rebels - Master Luminara's remains

In the search for Luminara to replace Kanan to be Ezra's new master. They soon learned too late that her remains were being used to lure any surviving Jedi out of hiding. So that any Sith Hunters like the Grand Inquisitor would slay them on the spot.

Sadly no one knows whatever happened to her corpse after they escaped. Or if the Empire even still has her.

Rest in peace Luminara wherever you are...

6. Legend of Tarzan - Death of Clayton

While battling in the trees, Tarzan defeated Clayton by tangling him into the jungle vines. But during his blind rage he angrily swiped vine after vine, until one wrapped his neck. Tarzan tried his best to warn him, but in his rage Claton cuts the vine that he was holding on to.

Then after it broke they both plummet to the ground. Tarzan landed safely, Clayton however was hung from above by one of the vines wrapped around his neck after it snapped it straight out from the fall.

There truly are things worse than fate...

7. RWBY - the Death of Adam Taurus

After weeks of stalking Blake & her group. Blake had no choice but to confront Adam for the last time with the help of Yang. The battle was harsh, but in the end they managed to out-think him by stabbing him from different sides. One in his chest & one in the back.

He then fell to his death over a huge waterfall after hitting his head over a ledge before plummeting into the water. Hopefully they've finally seen the last of Adam Taurus.

But let's also hope he doesn't pull a Cinder...

8. TFP Beast Hunters - Predaking beats the scrap out of Ratchet

After using Ratchet to wipe out mankind. The Decepticons threw him into the frails of a vengeful Predaking. Predaking then beats & claws Ratchet, throwing him around like a rag-doll. Until he was ready to finish him off, luckily Ratchet convinced him to hear him out. & told Predaking the truth about what had happened to his Predacon army.

After he told Predaking that it was Megatron who ordered his race's extermination. He asks why he did so & Ratchet replys--

Ratchet: Being on the receiving end of your might. One theory springs to mind, Megatron fears you & any like you.

In his blind rage Predaking stormed his way to Megatron, wiping out anyone who stood in his way.

Which led to his own demise, but that is a story for another time...

9. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Stealy Joe gets his ass beat by Jotaro

Now this slimy bastard got what he deserves. Not only did he try to humiliate & blackmail Jotaro into doing his bidding. This cocky motherfucker goes & threatens a random little girl out of the blue. If Jotaro didn't face him like a man & does what he says.

With him up to here with the man's assholeness, our boi Jotaro decided enough is enough & beats the ever loving shit out of this guy. & after punching him multiple times, he literally sends him flying into a wall & throws him his receipt.

Rest in Hell, Joe you worthless bastard!

10. The Falcon Captain America & The Winter Soldier - Captain America U.S. Agent gets his arm broken.

John Walker the former Captain America was given a mantle he wasn't worthy of. Don't get me wrong as much as I had my doubts of him, I was willing to give him a benefit of a doubt. That is until he soiled Steve's good name by using his shield to kill a man in cold blood.

During his blind rage of vengeance, he chased down one of the Flag Smashers & constantly beats him over-&-over with the shield. & then kills him with a fatal blow to the chest area in front of tons of people.

After he murdered one of the perps, Falcon & Bucky tried to ask him to hand over the shield peacefully...

You can take a wild guess what Walker's answer was. He then attacked them with rage & ego, losing his shit. However that ego died as soon as Falcon & Buck breaks his arm to get the shield back. He was then discharged by the U.S. government & was relieved of his duties as Captain America.

Not only that but he then found his way into a dark path he may not be able to uncross.

But that part is another story for another time.

Either way he got dealt some shitty karma.

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val-aquenta · 3 years

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An obvious one I know, but what are your thoughts on Obi-Wan?? (Just for the record)

Thank you for enabling me xD I really do love Obi-Wan (perhaps a bit too much...)

How I feel about this character:

He’s the best. My favourite character (sorry Mace and Luminara...) My favourite Jedi. My favourite. I love how calm and collected he is when dealing with issues. I love the fact that he maintains a level head during difficult situations, and is often able to control himself in very emotional situations. (looking at you Anakin.) And even when he does lose control (meeting Maul once more) he is able to recognise it and move past it, something that takes extreme strength. I really love this control as opposed to playing loose all the time with your emotions like Anakin does. He is an emotionally intelligent person despite what some people think, as well as being quite intelligent in general, and he’s just a really sweet person. Obi-Wan is the Force’s personal punching bag, yet even two decades into a lonely exile after his entire family is destroyed by his brother he still is a kind, sweet person, who wants to help and do good. Obi-Wan goes through so much in his life, yet he does not falter in his beliefs and in the Light, and I commend him for that. That kind of dedication is really difficult to have over such a long time, and it is beautiful to see him standing by his beliefs for his life. Aayla Secura once said that “It takes courage to stick to one’s beliefs.” and I think Obi-Wan kind of embodies this idea.

Okay now that I’m done waxing poetic about him, he’s also such a talented guy. He’s a marksman, negotiator, Master of Soresu, epic actor, and more. Like, he’s the jack of all trades in the galaxy. and he’s so cool while doing this. He looks like your cool uncle. And I kind of love that he is all this, and he’s not related to some prophecy or some great family. That he is simply great. He’s just such a good person, who wants to help as best he can whenever he can, and it’s so nice to see someone simply be nice. Seeing all these mOraLlY gREy characters around because they’re all the rage is honestly bleh. Seeing someone rooted in their beliefs and rooted in trying to help people and following the Light for the sake of following the slight is something which raises him above these morally grey characters (I’m talking about the ones who are essentially really shitty people but are somehow part of the light. Or they constantly flip between sides or are neutral or whatever.) I’m a big Obi-Wan apologist if you couldn’t tell lol

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

I don’t... ship anyone with him? I mean, I’m just not into shipping generally. I guess I could see Luminara or Cody with him, but I’m not wholly invested in ships. I like him as a characer without romance, so I don’t tend to ship. Perhaps this is me projecting? Who knows? Not me.

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

Mace and Obi-Wan have such an interesting and somewhat explored dynamic. I just want more of these two Jedi dads fighting droid butt and looking extremely cool while doing so. In all seriousness, I think the blend of their characters as both being really calm and collected individuals while having strong beliefs is cool. I headcanon Mace kind of became Obi-Wan’s friend/mentor after Qui-Gon died, so they have this dynamic which is not exactly teacher-student as Obi-Wan and Anakin, but is more just Obi-Wan going to Mace for advice and stuff. I mean, I’d think that Masters have a large part in newly knighted people, and without Qui-Gon there, Obi-Wan would need him. But, in tcw and the movies, there is a deep respect on both sides. for the other as well as admiration I think. Mace is a little bit more down to Earth whereas Obi-Wan is more optimistic (cautiously of course) so they do clash, but they can often agree on courses of action. I think they both admire the other’s cqualities like this. Mace finds Obi-Wan’s hope/optimism as an inspiration to not always assume the worst and sometimes be able to think of the best case scenario. Obi-Wan, on the other hand, who has tried to be optimistic often has found himself burned byt eh consequences, so he admires Mace’s realistic approach. Anyways, when Obi-Wan becomes a council member, they do disagree more often, but they can always find common ground between each other in some ways.

Or really, just Obi-Wan and any Jedi idc anymore which one it is ok. Just more Jedi stuff please :’) Luminara, Depa, Shaak Ti, Kit, Plo, Aayla, heck just give us Jedi content damnit.

My unpopular opinion about this character:

uhh... I don’t like Obitine, and I honestly don’t think it would have worked out (especially in the Clone Wars era.) Who knows, perhaps when Obi-Wan was younger, it might have worked out, but I don’t think it would have when he was older. Also, I commend him for letting her go, and being able to realise that he would not have been able to both be a Jedi and be in a relationship with her. (hmm looking at you Anakin...) I think it takes great strength to know that what you want is not the best for you always, and it takes a lot of strength to let go of what you want.

To be fair, I don’t hate it. I’m not invested in shipping generally as I mentioned above, so a lot of this is just me. Lol also Korkie is not Obi-Wan’s kid. If they make him that, I will kill someone. :)

One think I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon:

Give Obi-Wan his Bantha Herd. That is all.

Ok, jokes aside, I wish there could have been more episodes/content of him and other Jedi other than Anakin or even Ahsoka. I’m more lenient with Ahsoka because we don’t actually see much interaction between just them without Anakin. I want him and Yoda to have space tea in Yoda’s swamp quarters. I want to see him racing around in speeders with Luminara.( @jedimasterbailey ) Give me him and Mace going over some kind of statement or something. I want to see him and his Jedi family interacting. I know that they do, Filoni, just show it to us please. :D

#obi wan kenobi #long post #sorry it's so long #but I love him okay #obiwan #mace windu #luminara unduli

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stolen-pen-name23 · 3 years

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An Incomplete List of Fic Recs

Okay I realize I don’t have that many followers BUT I really just want to give some love to some of my favorite fanfic authors and my favorite fics in general. I’ll try to tag everyone’s tumblrs, but TBH I don’t know everyone and I don’t know if everyone has a tumblr so I’ll probably miss a few. This is in no particular order and definitely isn’t all of them, but I just wanted to give a shout out to some of my favorite fics:

Welcome Home by @sonderwalker AKA anemoia on Ao3 - Listen, I literally made an Ao3 account because of this fic. I was a long time lurker on Ao3, but I wanted to subscribe to anemoia after reading the first chapter of this fic. All of their fics are amazing and wonderful, but this one is one of my all time favorites.

Rescue by @meantforinfinitesadness - I love this little fic so much. It’s rare to find fics told from Quinlan Vos’s perspective and this one is just so good. It’s short and sweet and it has some great whump and protective Quinlan which I love. meantforinifinitesadness is also a lovely human being and one of the first to welcome me to this fandom so definitely go show her some love.

A Loose Stitch by @pandora15 - It’s difficult to pick just one of Pandora’s fics because she is so good, but I picked this one because I love how she writes Obi-Wan’s reaction to an injured Anakin so soon after Qui-Gon’s death. It’s so well done and she really makes you feel for Obi-Wan. She is another lovely person who welcomed me into the fandom early on so show her some love as well.

Beneath the Rubble by @calltomuster - This is just a lovely little whump fic. Her whole whumptober collection is wonderful really, but I keep coming back to this one. It’s got Obi-Wan whump, worried Anakin and a dash of Ahsoka & Obi-Wan bonding which I am all here for. Also, she always leaves me kudos on my fics which I always see and deeply appreciate.

The Still Green Series by @mahizli AKA Meysun - Honestly, anything Meysun writes is actually breathtaking. It genuinely brightens my day when I get an email that Meysun has posted something because I know it’s going to be beautiful and touching and just all around lovely. But anyway, this whole series is an excellent character study of Obi-Wan coupled with amazing plots. I love the way she (I’m assuming “she”, but please correct me if I’m wrong) characterizes Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan’s friends, especially Luminara. I have a super short attention span, so I usually avoid longer form fics and stick to reading one-shots or shorter stories, but I will read anything she writes. Go check it out!

Bad Days by @giggles-and-freckles - I’m a sucker for Obi-Wan and Ahsoka bonding and giggles-and-freckles always does it beautifully. This fic in particular is such a good post-Mortis fic. I loved that arc and I love any fics about it, especially this one. Go and read it!

A Light in the Dark by the_13th_batallion - This fic is so good y’all (and it was inspired by Six Feet Under by kckenobi which is yet another fic I want to recommend!). The author does an excellent job of making you feel like you’re in Obi-Wan’s head with him. The pacing is so good. She has lots of other great fics as well that I recommend checking out.

Another Fine Mess by @whumpsie-daisy - Y’all are sleeping on this fic. It is such a good little one-shot. I keep coming back to it because I love the interactions between Anakin and Obi-Wan in it. Plus the whump is so good. Can’t recommend enough.

A Long Way Down by @kckenobi - The suspense in this fic is on another level. It is so so so good. kckenobi is another one of my favorite fic authors and anything she writes is fantastic, but I really loved this one. I find myself holding my breath every time I read it. It was such a fast-paced read because of how suspenseful the whole situation is. Fantastic fic. Do yourselves a favor and check it out if you haven’t.

There are so many more fics that I love and I’ll probably do another one of these at some point because ugh y’all are so talented. As always, thanks for writing and sharing your stories!

#fic rec #y'all all deserve so much love #so here take some #star wars tcw #star wars prequels #whump recs #obi-wan kenobi #anakin skywalker

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a-dorin · 4 years

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the pain

pairing: anakin skywalker x senior padawan!reader

word count: 1.422k

warnings: angst, cursing, forbidden love, small age gap, arguing

a/n: i wrote this at 3 a.m. because i saw a lot of anakin & just wanted to write out some anakin. i hope y’all enjoy :)

summary: as the padawan of anakin skywalker, you can’t but fall in love with the jedi master. however, one night, after a fight with his lover on naboo, new feelings come to light.

“good evening to you ms. (l/n),” c-3po chirped, “what brings you here to ms. amidala’s personal quarters?”

“i was waiting on the ship like master skywalker instructed for me to do,” you shrugged, “but i felt a disturbance in the force.”

“oh good heavens!” c-3po shook his head, raising his hands ever so slightly, “i would not advise that you enter the room. master skywalker and master amidala are having a private conversation.”

muffled yells from behind the chamber doors piqued your interest, your brows furrowing, “is there trouble in paradise, c-3po?”

“i am afraid so,” you pursed your lips as his response, “master skywalker seemed as if he was in the most horrid mood.”

“well if i was-” you began, but bit your tongue, “do you think it’s a good idea if i enter the room?”

r2-d2 whistled, advising against the idea. you exhaled, “i just might have to wait with you, r2. i don’t want to backtrack all the way to the ship.”

muttering to yourself, you slid against the wall beside the doors, pressing your ear against it. from the sound of it, things were not going well. even though you were given clear instructions to stay onboard the ship, you couldn’t help but be a little nosy. it didn’t hurt to pry sometimes, especially when it involved your master.

anakin skywalker was your jedi master, the individual in charge of all of your jedi training. since you began training with him about a year ago, you could sense something different about him. sure, he was a little young to take on a padawan, but it was something else. far more brooding. yet, you could not quite place your finger on it. however, your affection for the jedi clouded any foul judgments against him.

since you were seventeen, you developed feelings for your master. even though it was strictly forbidden by the jedi, you couldn’t help but fall for your master. after all, he was quite dashing, and carried a wonderful personality. with his unruly, sandy blonde hair, and icy, mysterious, blue eyes, you couldn’t help but fall under his spell. anakin was handsome, without a doubt.

and it went without a doubt that you were completely and hopelessly in love with him. anakin was in his twenties, and his charming, youthful, brash, personality drew you in as well. anakin was there for you in ways that your fellow jedi padawans couldn’t be. the two of you spent hours upon hours together, traveling for missions, or decoding datapads in the archives of the jedi temple. the two of you were attached to the hip, often praised for your close relationship.

if anakin ordered you to do anything, you did it with no hesitations. after all, you carried an immense amount of respect for anakin. most of his missions were proven to be successful, and his quick wit and cunning in battle was useful. his desire to never give up was admirable as well. also, you couldn’t help but adore the fact that he would never abandon you. ever. no matter how many times obi-wan kenobi or jedi luminara unduli lectured him on the negative affects of attachments, anakin never left you.

often, at night, you would overthink the boundaries of you and anakin’s relationship. there were brief moments in which anakin showed more than just a friendship with you. he would carry you to the ship when you were exhausted, injured, or cold. he was ensure that you ate before him. also, he would always tell you goodnight, no matter if you were frustrated, disappointed, or on good terms with him. those were the instances that kept your mind churning at night. you were freshly eighteen now, and a seasoned jedi padawan. maybe the two of you could form a romantic relationship. what if anakin loved you? what if the two of you were in love? what if you both were soul mates?

yet, there was a stark reality compared to your fantasies. although he believed you were deceived, you knew exactly what went on behind closed doors, what occurred when anakin was away. he was deeply involved with senator padmé amidala of naboo. how he was fooling the entirety of the jedi council, along with obi-wan, you had no idea. it was not only deceptive to his comrades, but deceptive to you. his own padawan. the one person who trusted him completely.

“maybe we should take some time apart,” anakin’s sentiment snapped you from your thoughts, “to clear our minds.”

“how can you say that when we’re married anakin?” you could sense padmé’s despair, the tears that she was choking back, “do you think that our relationship can just end like that?”

“i do think so,” anakin’s voice was low, “i’m not sure how you believe that this is working, that we are working.”

“anakin what if i’m pregnant?” padmé’ pleaded, “what if i am carrying our unborn children? what are you going to do? just let our children be without a father?”

“is that a jab at me?” anakin’s voice rose, “i didn’t have a father in my life, but look how i turned out. and i turned out fine, padmé. i am a jedi knight, a general of an army. now, if you are pregnant, then you may reach out to me. i do not sense any other life forms in the room with us right now, so you must be lying. my padawan is waiting for me, i have to go.”

“you can’t just leave me like this anakin,” padmé’ sobbed, “it’s not right.”

“but if i leave it would make your life so much easier! we wouldn't have to sneak around anymore. you could be the senator you always wanted to be, you could be chancellor padmé, i have full faith in your abilities. i just need some time alone.”

“it’s her isn’t it?” your eyes widened, an audible gasp tumbling from your lips, “it’s that padawan of yours, isn’t it?”

“don’t you dare bring her into this. she is my padawan. nothing more, nothing less.” anakin retorted, his tone inflected with venom, “now, i have to go. she’s waiting for me.”

“i love you anakin..” her words crescendoed, meaning that anakin was about to leave the quarters.

you scrambled to your feet, practically sprinting, r2-d2 wheeling after you. you heart raced as your boots thudded against the floor, your mind buzzing as you made your way to the small ship docked in the palace. what did this mean? was their relationship over? did anakin just end the entirety of their marriage in a matter of minutes? did this mean that you had a chance? questions swirled in your mind, like a raging torrent, anxiety gnawing away your being as you slipped into the ship, awaiting anakin’s arrival.

minutes passed, anakin finally boarding the ship. his aura radiated despair, coming off of him in thick, intense waves. you swallowed, your eyes following every movement made by your master. desperately, you wanted to say something. to make sure anakin was stable, at the least.

“are you all right?” your voice was small, feeble under the roar of the engines.

anakin shot you a hard look, his icy eyes searching yours, “you heard everything, didn’t you?”

“i couldn’t help it and-” you blurted out, but you were cut off as anakin embraced you, wrapping his arms around your frame.

sobs racked his body, his breathing shortened as ragged as his painful wails echoed off the walls, r2 in shambles, whistling and beeping. you hushed r2, stating that it would be all right as you rubbed anakin’s back, going in slow, soothing circles.

“i already know what you want to ask,” anakin sucked in a breath, attempting to regain his composure.

“i’m not sure what you mean, master,” you whispered, your heart skipping a beat.

“i love you.”

#anakin skywalker #anakin skywalker x reader #anakin x reader #star wars x reader #star wars #anakin skywalker fluff #anakin angst #the clone wars #anakin #anakin x y/n

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jedimasterbailey · 8 months

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Okay, character ask game:

Questions 2-5, 10, 17, 23 (because it's way too funny 😅) and 27

I hope that's okay with you! If they are too many you can choose which ones you want to answer, no pressure😘

Awww thank you for this sweet ask! 🥰 I know you’re not a Star Wars person soul, but I’ll be using these asks to help uplift Jedi that continuously get slandered in light of the anti-Jedi clownery going on in the fandom these days. So for this next ask, I’ll be choosing my lady, the luminous Master Luminara Unduli for this post, so thank you for giving me the freedom to brag about one of my favorite ladies 💚

2- A Canon or Headcanon Hill I Will Die On

That Luminara LOVES Barriss!!! I have made plenty of posts on this topic that disapproves all the nonsense the fandom continues to project, but I’ll say it again. In every single piece of Star Wars that has these two interacting, it is always a loving one and it’s a damn shame we didn’t see more of them in the Clone Wars series. The fact that these two can fight in complete sync with each other proves how in tune they are with each other and I seriously doubt you would be able to do that with someone you did not care about or hated. Also if you take the time to notice Luminara’s body language and voice whenever it comes to the topic of Barriss, you just know that’s a proud Mominara right there and when her girl is in danger, she hurts real bad. It’s also a crime we don’t see Luminara in the bullshit Wrong Jedi arc but I’m sure there would have been massive heartbreak. It event states in one of the canon Star Wars books that after Barriss is arrested for the Temple bombing that Luminara just buried herself in work. Again…you wouldn’t have such a strong reaction if you didn’t love somebody. Luminara loves Barriss and Barriss loves Luminara, end of discussion 💚💙

3- Obscure Headcanon

That Luminara is a thrill junkie and loves a good speeder bike and that she may or may not have a thing for Obi-Wan Kenobi. I mean her interactions with him are so flirty 🤣

4-Favorite Line

There’s a line of hers in the Legends book “The Approaching Storm” that has and continues to stick with me. I feel this quote really captures Luminara’s spirit and shows that underneath her cool exterior that she’s very genuine and grounded.

“Always remember where you’ve hung up your courage Barriss.”

Luminara is saying this to Barriss after her Padawan expresses to her that she feels that her Master never gets scared whenever there’s danger to which Luminara immediately disagrees. She tells Barriss that of course she gets scared when they’re in life threatening situations but as Jedi she has to appear fearless for the sake of the lives she’s protecting. Luminara is teaching Barriss that it’s okay to have these feelings and address said feelings later but when people need her, she needs to be brave and being brave doesn’t mean you have no fear or feelings. Luminara is often seen as “cold” but this along with many of things she says and does that she is very down to earth and has a big heart. She understands and she cares.

5- Best Personality Trait

Her ability to self-reflect which is a trait that is RARE in people. Luminara isn’t perfect as no one is but she’s able to take a step back and take ownership over her mistakes and make amends if need be. The perfect example of this is in the Clone Wars episode “Cloak of Darkness” where Luminara apologizes to Ahsoka for thinking she can take Ventress on her own and dismissing Ahsoka’s offer for help. Not only does Luminara apologize but she offers high praise to Ahsoka which again is not something a lot of people can do. Most people would rather sulk and be bitter and never take ownership for their mistakes, but not Luminara and I absolutely adore her for that 💚

10-Best Moment On Screen (Or In A Book)

By far, Luminara’s sand dance as described in the Legends book “The Approaching Storm”. An indigenous tribe asks Luminara, Barriss, Obi-Wan, and Anakin to entertain them with a talent of theirs; Luminara chose to levitate herself in a sphere of sand (using the Force) and perform a dance. It sounds absolutely beautiful and I’d kill to see this on screen.

17- Quotes, Songs, Poems I Associate Them With

Everytime I listen the tracks “Master Luminara” and “Twin Moons” by Kevin Kiner because they’re such gorgeous and serene tracks that to me is just her. It’s who she is; she’s serene despite the chaos around her and she rises above the tragedy and heartache she faces later in life which is beautiful. As for quotes and poems, I sadly think of her whenever it’s a quote revolving around grief and sad poems because again, she has such a tragic life despite doing her very best.

23- If They Were A Scented Candle, What Would They Smell Like?

Luminara to be is the picture of serenity and calm so I feel that her candle would be a scent that would be equally calming like lavender, mint, sandalwood, etc. Just something that puts you in your calm, happy place after a very rough day.

27- Their Guilty Pleasure

With all the stress she’s under, I feel like Luminara would either be a caffeine junkie, a wine lover, a gambler, a pot head on occasion or a racer. Just anything to take the edge off 🤣

Again thank you so much for letting me rant about my favorite lady 🥰 let me know if y’all have any Luminara headcanons in the comments/reblogs! 💚

#luminara unduli #master luminara #barriss offee #obi wan kenobi #my luminous being 💚#character asks #thanks for the ask!#star wars

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jasontoddiefor · 4 years

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Summary: In which Ahsoka Tano has the most embarrassing Masters in at least two languages. Terms of endearment, Disaster Lineage Style. Aka: continued adventured in Jedi Order Conlang! Read on AO3.

“That stupid Senator, honestly!” Anakin started for the fifth time in the past twenty minutes.

Ahsoka and Obi-Wan shared a look behind his back. Ever since they had returned to their quarters from the meeting, Anakin had been throwing a hissy fit about how the Senator of a semi-important Core World had talked about the Jedi, specifically Obi-Wan. His comments had been downright insulting but Obi-Wan had led them through the negotiations anyway and achieved what they’d come here for.

There was no reason for Anakin to still be angry, and yet-

“-honestly every reference to that mission on-“

“Skyguy, you can stop proclaiming your undying love for Obi-Wan now. We get it,” Ahsoka said from where she was lying on her bed, checking her comm for messages from her classmates or teacher. Ahsoka had been supposed to take her exam on pre-Reformation Alderaani love poetry before they’d been called in for this mission and hadn’t had the time to sort out how she was going to get her grade in the exam now. She’d studied hard for it, even gotten Torrent Company to question her about it during downtime.

She might be just a little stressed about this exam. She’d certainly prefer taking on a squadron of clankers over this and Anakin wasn’t helping. Obi-Wan, who was sitting in a rather comfortable armchair, didn’t seem to mind. He was probably too used to Anakin’s antics already.

Hearing her words, Anakin stopped pacing around the room to look at her, first with annoyance as then something suddenly occurred to him and he began to smile downright mischievously.

“My undying love?” He echoed, then, in one swift movement, turned towards Obi-Wan, taking the other Jedi’s hands in his. “Oh, Obi-Wan, cahshee, ¿paialunru foh keelel zera ollun vii foh keelak?”

The words rolled off his tongue with a smoothness Ahsoka had not expected of her Master. Anakin’s Dai Bendu was always a little rougher, like the voice of a singer who had been praising another for hours already with their chants and was now a little hoarse.

“Enoah keel kyan kat fehl, kytal epal padenah fahk ve xariel ta. Denik anohrah kat fehl ru im sedorem det aainji foh tamaji kawa-”

“Oh Force, cadeo qa, Jaieh!” Ahsoka hissed, blushing brightly. Anakin’s words were downright obscene as sweet as they were. The fact that he had delivered this whole speech without breaking character and starting to laugh only made it worse. “Obi-Wan, do something! Make him stop!”

Why did she have to end up with those two as part of her lineage? She was sure Barriss never had to deal with Master Luminara saying such embarrassing things.

Obi-Wan rolled his eyes and sighed, so for a brief moment Ahsoka actually had the hope that he was going to put an end to this. Then, he too took on a sappy expression, fake like that of a cheap holonet soap opera star, matching Anakin down to the almost teary eyes.

“Yes, Anakin, ankyia kat fehl, do stop embarrassing our Padawan.”

She was sorely disappointed.

Ahsoka had read actual old love letters with less of an emotional impact than Anakin’s dramatic confession. It seemed like no matter what he did, Anakin always had to outdo everyone else.

Translation:

“Oh, Obi-Wan, cahshee, ¿paialunru foh keelel zera ollun vii foh keelak?”

“Oh, Obi-Wan, sweety, have I told you how much I love you?”

cahshee would, in modern contexts, be something like “sweety” or “sugarpie”. Most people wouldn’t use it in serious contexts anymore as it is a very sappy and over the top expression.

vii is specifically for romantic love.

“Enoah keel kyan kat fehl, kytal epal padenah fahk ve xariel ta.”

“You are my inner peace, the Light that guides me out of the Dark.”

kyan specifically refers to inner peace, the peace of a person. This is pretty much the state of being every Jedi aspires to achieve.

kat fehl is “of me” i.e. the possessive. Dai Bendu doesn’t have possessive pronouns so you have to make these rather clunky descriptions. Using this additionally instead of just saying “Obi-Wan is the light” makes it so much more personal and really highlights that without Obi-Wan, Anakin wouldn’t be able to achieve that state of peacefulness/inner balance.

kytal is Light as in Light side of the Force opposed to xari, the Dark side of the Force.

paden means to guide or to teach.

Putting this together, we basically have Anakin declaring that Obi-Wan is all that is good. He is Anakin’s compass, without whom he’d been lost in darkness. Even more so, his mere existence teaches Anakin which path he must take so that even when all around them the world is burning down, true darkness is threatening to suffocate him, Obi-Wan will save him and will stay by his side.

“Denik anohrah kat fehl ru im sedorem det aainji foh tamaji kawa-“

“My eternal home and no word I speak will be lovely enough-”

sedorem means word or truth. This means further that not even the truth can accurately describe how much he loves Obi-Wan. Anything that has to be said out loud is basically useless as it doesn’t accurately portray his emotions.

anohrah means home, but also refers to the main Jedi Temple.

You pretty much can't get any sappier. This speech is the love declaration you want and will never get in life because it just goes beyond everything.

“Oh Force, cadeo qa, Jaieh!” – “Stop it, Master!”

“Yes, Anakin, ankyia kat fehl, do stop embarrassing our Padawan.”

Obi-Wan is calling Anakin something that literally means “heartsong” but actually implies soulmate. Word can be used platonically or romantically. Here too the possessive makes this even more personal.

So basically their exchange is the following:

Ahsoka: We all know the dude was stupid and mean to Obi-Wan. Stop being so embarrassing about it now, we are all over it.

Anakin: Is this an invitation to proclaim that Obi-Wan is not just my soulmate, but also the reason I can be who I am and all that just to embarrass my Padawan?

Ahsoka: Obi-Wan, you’re my only hope-

Obi-Wan “I live to make fun of teeny tiny Padawans” Kenobi: No, I will, actually, go along with Anakin’s dramatics and reaffirm them.

#star wars #ahsoka tano #Anakin Skywalker #obi wan kenobi #obikin #fanfic #jedi #dai bendu #conlang #can be read platonically tho #your choice

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meteor752 · 3 years

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Will you?

Summary: Kit and Plo has been together for five years now, they are already taking care of a padawan together, why not just take the next step? Well, you could freak out, is Kit’s only answer.

Warnings: Anxiety, and yeah that’s it lol

Pairings: Kit Fisti X Plo Koon, Luminara Unduli X Aayla Secura (background)

Word count: 1656

Notes: Me? Writing Plokit fanfiction despite the fact I have three other fic’s going on? It’s more likely than you think

***

Kit had never been a nervous person. He was in fact the total opposite, not to many people’s surprise.

He was charming, confident, easy-going, and relatively flirtatious. Not as bad as the resident Negotiator Obi-Wan, but still enough to make people he met swoon.

But for some reason, Plo had always made him feel different. He’d made him feel more aware of himself, of how he acted around him. Plo had always had such a calm demeanor, even when they had first met, and Kit had just been an inexperienced padawan.

It took Kit a while to figure out why he was so unsure of himself around him, why he felt that he needed to prove himself all the time when the Kel-dor was nearby. It took Aayla smacking him on the head for him to realize it.

Kit had fallen in love.

And so had Plo.

Which is where they were now, almost fifteen years after their first meeting, more than five years after they had first gotten together.

They were both lying in their shared bed, Plo sleeping without a care in the world while snuggled up to Kit’s chest, his face resting in the crook of his neck, but Kit couldn’t find rest.

He couldn’t get the words Nahdar had spoken so casually earlier in the day out of his head. It had seemed so obvious to the young Mon Calamari, and he could not help but wonder why he’d never thought of it before.

“If you love him so much, why don’t you just marry him?”

It had been more of an annoyed remark than an actual question, as it had been spoken after Kit had once again gushed about Plo to his padawan while helping him with his homework.

Kit had been left in stunned silence, which seemed to glad Nahdar as he continued writing on his holopad as if he hadn’t dropped a literal bombshell on his master.

Marry him.

Marry Plo.

The thought had managed to leave his thought just a few minutes after as Nahdar needed help with a question, but it had managed to slither back into his mind as he went to bed, cradling the Kel-Dor in his arms.

Would it be such a bad idea?

Kit couldn’t help but grin at the image of him introducing himself as Kit Koon, it made him feel all giddy and jittery inside.

Plo shifted gently in his arms, burying his face deeper into his neck and letting out a quiet groan. Kit couldn’t help but smile down at him, gently stroking his back and kiss the top of his head.

The idea of Plo as his husband was more than wonderful, it was downright brilliant, and Kit wanted that image to be real.

But the idea of actually asking him horrified Kit to his core.

*** “You’re making way too big of a deal out of this,” Aayla said for maybe the tenth time as she leaned her chin on her fist, sighing deeply, “Just kriffing ask him.”

Kit snorted, crossing his arms against his chest, “You know I asked for your help so you could give me advice, not complain the entire time.”

“You didn’t ask me!” She replied, throwing her arms in the air, “You tricked me to come here you boc'ara!”

Well, he couldn’t exactly deny that, he had told her to arrive at his quarters for a meditating session, but instead he’d pulled her in and immediately started rambling to her.

“That doesn’t matter at the moment!” He argued back, pouting slightly, “What does matter is that I need your help to pull this off!”

Aayla sighed deeply while rubbing her face, “Listen muchi, I know you want to propose in some grand way, but I also know that Plo would appreciate whatever you did, so stop making it into a big thing and just ask on your next mission or something.”

“But it’s not that easy!” Kit was well aware that he was whining, but he didn’t care, “Should I have a speech prepared? A plan for the actual wedding? A ring of some sort? Do Kel-Dors use wedding rings? What if he says no?!”

Aayla let out an airy laugh at the last words, “Please, from what Shaak has told me he’s rambling about you as much as you are about him, there’s not a chance he’d say no.”

“But what if?!” Kit shot to his feet as he shouted, “What if he thinks it’s too early?! What if he doesn’t want to risk it?! What if he finds it weird and wants to break things off?!” Kit had begun pacing the room as he rambled up all the what if’s he could think of.

“Kit,” Aayla said, her voice still calm as she stood up and stopped his pacing by putting her hands on his shoulders, rubbing them slightly, “Calm the kriff down. Plo loves you very much, and you love him. There’s nothing to worry about.”

“There’s always something to worry about,” He muttered. Especially around Plo. Kit had always wanted everything to be perfect when it came to him, despite the Kel-Dors insistence that it really was not necessary, he was already perfect.

“How would you do it?” He asked, glancing up at his friend, “If you were to propose to Luminara, how would you do it?”

Aayla snorted, “I’d just ask her, maybe after some mission or something, simple as that. But we’ve been together for less than a year, so maybe we will wait for a little with that,” Despite her words, Kit could see Aayla smirk slightly at the idea of being married to Luminara.

“You make it sound way too easy,” He groaned, rubbing the palms of his hands over his eyes.

“Because it is that easy,” She said, her voice more comforting than before, as she rubbed his shoulder, “Let’s just make a plan, that does not involve you freaking out, okay?”

***

And so they did.

Kit and Plo were planned on going on a mission together just a week after, and Aayla saw that as a perfect opportunity to ask when they were finished and alone.

She’d helped him prepare a speech, though made sure it was his own words, and even helped him with buying a ring.

That did not make him any less nervous when Plo and him were back in their quarters after the mission, Plo speaking fondly of one of his clones, which normally Kit would have loved to hear about but he just couldn’t focus.

“Plo,” He finally said, realizing first after that’d he’d interrupted him, “Sorry, I-”

“It’s alright,” He said, and despite the fact that most of his face was covered Kit could see the concern on his face.

It became silent after that. Not awkward, it was never awkward when it came to them, but it was as close as they’d ever come to it.

“Plo I-”

“Kit-”

Both the Jedi chuckled as they spoke at the same time, and Kit started fidgeting lightly with his fingers. The small box with the ring felt heavy in his pocket.

“You first,” Plo said.

Well, it’s now or never.

“Plo,” He started, looking up at the Kel-Dor with nervous eyes, “I love you,” He started, and he could see a slight confusion pass over Plo’s features.

“Yes, I know that Kitty, you tell me every day and I love you too, but this is something else,” His voice was stable like it always was, but he could detect the question in his tone nonetheless.

“I know,” Kit said, a smile tugging at his lips,” I love you more than you could imagine Plo, and ever since I met you I knew that I would break the Jedi code a thousand times over if it meant being with you.”

“But being around you makes me more nervous than I let on, Plo. You’re just too perfect, and in your presence, I feel less than, in a way,” Kit could see how Plo wanted to argue, but he held up his hand to stop him, “Let me finish. I may feel more anxious about myself, but I also feel better and more confident, kind of. I know it sounds, weird, but this whole thing is kinda, weird, so I guess it fits.”

Kit chuckled,” What I’m trying to say, is that you make me stronger. You gave me something to truly fight for in this war, and I know that I make you stronger as well. And I don’t want to lose that feeling. Ever.”

Plo grabbed a hold of his hand and stroked it tenderly with his claws as he leaned his forehead against Kit’s, embracing his force signature against the Nautolan’s. It was warm, soft, comforting.

Kit reached into his pocket with his free hand and grabbed a hold of the small box with the ring. It was a Nautolan ring, designed to look as if seaweed ensnared the green gem in its middle.

He took the box out of his pocket and his it behind the palm of his hand, as he looked up at Plo.

“Plo, will you mar-“

“Kitty, will you m-“

Kit took a step back, stunned at the sight of a box that Plo held up, similar to his own. Inside there was a dark golden ring with a light red gem placed. At a closer inspection, he could see that there was an engraving in the ring the looked a lot like the patterns on Plo’s mask.

Kit looked up from the box to Plo, and he could both see and sense that he was just as stunned as he himself was.

After a beat of silence, before a snort escaped Kit’s mouth.

“I take that as a yes?” He said, snickering lightly while taking the ring from Plo’s hand, replacing it with the one in his hand.

“You’re a dork, Kitty,” Plo replied, slipping the golden ring onto his finger, before placing the Silver seaweed one onto his own.

Kit grinned widely, wrapping his arms around his now Fiancé’s shoulders, nuzzling his nose into his neck while engulfing him with love through their bond. Plo wrapped his own arms around Kit, embracing him tightly while whispering declarations of love into his ear.

Really, what had Kit been worried about?

***

If you’re wondering about Plo’s perspective throughout all of this, it was basically that he saw a ring one day and was just like “Might as well propose.”

Aayla will be real smug when Kit returns with an engagement ring of his own on his finger.

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