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astrhoeluvr · 1 year

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Astrhoe Observations Pt.5 🫂🥰🫶🏻

(Here we go again….👀😗)

Back to 👉🏻 my materialist 👁️🫦👁️.

a lil disclaimer : these are just my personal observations, so don’t take any of them to heart🥳.Some could be applicable to you and some would differ, so take all of them with a grain of salt OKIE! enough of me blabbing let’s get on with it🫶🏻🥰

😈🔥: Aries/Capricorn/Scorpio placements what is it with y’all and wanting to experience the enemies to lovers/rivals to lovers trope??! 👀🤨 (Not me calling myself out😁🤡)!

😃😭: Pisces placements be making eye contact with random ass strangers and start journaling about how they met their soulmate at the subway 😝😝 like baby no, they ain’t your soulmate 🥰.

🎤🎧: Pisces placements could prefer listening to old school music (70s, 80s, 90s etc) 👀🎧👩🏻‍🎤 whereas Aries placements would prefer listening to the latest upbeat pop/hiphop music 🎵🔥✨.

🌋🌍: 9th house placements could be really good at geography. They’re the one’s who’d randomly pull out a map during an argument and say HA! I told you the Colorado river flows through the Grand Canyaon!! Like??😭😭( YES WE GET IT!! y’all are smart 🤪🥱🫣).

🦴😖: I’ve noticed Chiron in Capricorn peeps could have broken a bone at least once in their lifetime😭.

👩‍🎤🧚🏻‍♀️🧝🏼‍♀️🧞‍♀️: Mutable placements could really be into cosplaying yk?? Or might have a thing for people who cosplay👀😌 (maybe a turn on?🫣😳).

😏🗣️: Libra in the 3rd house (Leo risings) are such SMOOTH talkers, like nah fr. Can literally lie their way out of any situation, y’all slick frfr😈👀🤨.

🔮🧿: Scorpio in the 3rd house (Virgo risings) have such amazing intuitions. They’re literally the friends who say “I told you so” 😀😗 cause they’re always RIGHT. (Yes I love Virgo rising’s!! AND WHAT ABOUT IT!!🥰 will always compliment them at any chance I get).

👩‍👦‍👦💖: Your momma’s 4th house sign could be a prominent sign in your chart.

For instance if your mom has Sagittarius in the 4th house, you could have prominent sag placements 🤔💭😗.

🤪😛: Sagittarius placements are either : let me tell you this story which really inspired me to tap into my philosophical side of being📚📖📆🧐👩‍🔬🤔 or let’s fuck this shit up baby!!!😈💅🏻🥰🥵🥳🎉🍾👯‍♀️🎊 (or both teehee🤭) - sincerely, a sag dom here!!😘.

Okay that’s all for today luvs🥰🫶🏻

(Please do not copy or plagiarise any of my work <33)

- san✨🍵🪴📖🧘🏻‍♀️

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bittersweetburnedcaramel · 21 days

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Friends! I have made some neat sketches while I was in school and-

Wait, you wouldn't see anything, it's all blurry and unreadable cause my camera sucks

It's okie dokie, I can zoom on it for ya

Here we see myself looking rather elegant and holding a tray with some juice-

And surprise! I have a name now! My name is Toffetarti!!! :D

It says:

[How Toffetarti remembered his name: ]

"W-what's that on the floor? Wait..."

There is my name tag and it says under "has been on the floor of his room all this time

And "Just call me Toffey!"

Here is me with a laddle of "Ambrosia punch" and an abysinthe spoon, which are items important to my lore :o

The arrow to the spoon says "abysinthe spoon. look it up, it's cool"

Under the laddle is my "living punch bowl" and the arrow to it says "It's name is Swellsip, for now". He is my new little assistent

Those are kinda like tips or I guess "rules" to what my face should be drawn like

It's more for me to remember and have consistency than for other people tbh :P

Same mouth, simple eyes, no eyebrowns or teeth... Gets the seal of approval :o

This one is self explanatory, I'm hugging ya screen and saying "I luv u"

This one is me after just having woke up, and two nightmares, one where I'm melting on a giant frying pan, and another where I'm being attacked by humming birds :<

Also the arrow to me states "Tired flames look like candle flames" refering to my fire :]

"What? No, my tongue is not sweet... Hmm or maybe my body numbs me to it's taste?"

"I have a neat golden watch :]"

The arrows to the Splayd on my head say:

*Reversed swing love songs*, *weird chanting* and *shaking*

"Oh, I- I didn't know you could sing! Hum... "Splaydee", ya... "Splaydee""

So I guess I gave even my splayd a nickname today-

Let me know what you guys thought of my name and the sketches, I luv to hear :3

Also those are going to be digital art later on, so I will make a pool later today to which one I should make first :D

#my art #Toffetarti #Toffey #sketch #art #oc art #oc #it looks cooler in real life...

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unicorn-gallerexy · 7 months

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Hello, my name is Uni and im a chronic procrastinator. I've been meaning to post so that way it wasn't just a random year of nothing but as we can see, i did it. Just not like i wanted to. Anyway, here's a little something for ya. I'm still posting backlogs so give me a moment pls. Oki luv u, mwa

CW: NSFW (MDNI), Drug use (fully knowing and mostly willing to do so), minor taste of coercion if you squint a bit, dubcon, Dealers Sugawara and Tendou (this was made as a thing between a friend and I so shh), exhibitionism, reader x Suga.

Help me out?

The party was just as lively as any other, and i was just as bored. Normally while Tendou and Sugawara made deals, i can usually sit in the car and wait til they're done but every so often there's a party that i have to attend with him as his arm candy. I'm not normally one for parties, only going for the sake of someone else normally. Suga used me to his advantage, being bait to lure in new customers and catch the attention of regulars alike. After pointing people in the right direction, i had to occupy myself with something else. With parties like these both of them normally tried pushing new things they made onto party goers, and they'd normally manage to do it with at least one or two for quite the good price.

Being called over to the couch where he sat, selling, was the odd part. He'd usually just leave me to wander around and do as i pleased in order to focus on pitching product. "There's my lovely little sugar cube, here." Koushi proceeds to hand me a small heart shaped baby blue colored pill, making a hand gesture. I simply raise my eyebrow at him, looking the pill over. "Where did this come from?" He sighs but leans his head against the back of the couch, looking up at me with eyes on so pretty. "It's something new Tendou and i made, it's safe, i promise. I tested it already." I keep my expression as i play with the pill in my hand. "Well if you've already tested it, why do i have to take it?" He manages to keep his smile as he explains. "I can't test it for our new clients, love. One, that's a sure way to get robbed. Two, it doesn't look credible. It could look like im overexaggerating or faking. Just be my little tester, baby, please?" He pouts, and it's times like this that i'm reminded that i'd harvest his liver if he weren't so pretty. I sigh heavily and give in, popping the pill in my mouth as Suga grabs my wrist. "Let it sit and dissolve a bit." He catches me quickly as i almost swallow it. He guides me around the side of the couch into his lap, holding me close.

"How's it taste?" He keeps eye contact with me from the moment i sit in his lap, his eyes telling me not to turn around and acknowledge the group of people he was trying to pitch this stuff to. I knew he could tell i was uncomfy, the stares i could feel making me fidget and shift in his hold. I mildly zoned out in a small panic, wondering if i truly looked presentable enough in front of these rich ass kids, their rich ass aunts and uncles, in the nice ass castle of a mansion. Koushi can read me like a book, tapping my thigh to gain my attention again. "Honey, how's it taste?" the look in his eyes is intense, wanting an answer. "Sweet... why does it taste like fruit?" I couldn't help the slightly confused face i made at the flavor, making him chuckle as he turned me so that my back was was against his chest. He held me close and kept his hands on my thighs, prompting me to swat away his hands as they kept creeping higher under my dress. "It's meant to be mixed into a participants drink or be fed to them straight like you. So we made sure it tasted good, like an easily dissolved candy." He always used the word participant when selling in order to not seem like he was promoting assaulting anyone. He might sell drugs but he has at least a few standards.

As the pill in my mouth dissolves, i swallow the rest, continuously swatting at Koushi's hands as he keeps trying to lift my skirt and force his hands between my thighs. It can't have been more than 10 minutes, but things started seeming hazy. My body was feeling hotter than before, like i was going through my own personal heat wave. I was starting to sweat, wanting nothing more than to peel away the dress that began to cling to my skin. It was an uncomfortable heat, causing me to shift and squirm around in my boyfriend's lap as he kept trying to feel me up. I lost track of when but at some point i stopped trying to smack his hands away, allowing his hands to travel up between my thighs and play with me as he kept up with the casual conversation of drugs and life experiences. I could tell i was still being closely observed by the group, though i couldn't really tell if the group had gotten bigger or not. My eyes were closed as my brain tried it's best to sort out the heat, feeling like the pleasure i got from Sugawara simply gently rubbing my clit over my panties was way more than normal.

"Ko..." The whine i let out was quiet, and the response i got was just as quiet. "Yes, love?" I could feel him press his lips against the back of my neck, devil like smirk plastered across his face. " 'M hot... wanna leave..." It seemed like my brain had figured out why i was so hot, so willing to let him touch me, vision so hazy i could barely see straight. I grind against him again and again, the feeling of arousal coursing through every fiber of my being. It was almost like i was having to hold back from fucking him in front of his clientele, feeling that if he'd just fuck my brains out, i'd finally be able to cool down and recollect myself properly.

"Awww, but i wasn't done talking... There's still so much life left in the party." He fakes a pout as i lean my head back against his shoulder with a real one. As he continues mocking my pouting face, i feel his fingers slide under the fabric of my underwear, tracing around my entrance. I involuntarily buck my hips at the feeling, whining and pushing back into him. "Koushi, please... I wanna leave, i can barely sit still or think right... Let's just go home already, promise i'll make it up to you." I beg, making him giggle more into the back of my neck, sliding 2 of his fingers inside witha bit too much ease.

"But sugar, i'm making a sale and you're doing so well for me. You're the perfect little test subject in public, especially for this." I do my best to keep my mouth shut as he quickly picks up the pace, my body feeling even hotter. I turn a little and push more of my face into his neck, breathing in the scent of his cologne as i kiss up and down the side of his neck. The growl he lets out is quiet in my ear, his fingers moving even faster, his free hand wrapped around my lower waist to keep me from squirming away. I burry my face into his neck as much as i can as i release around his fingers, whining loudly in his ear. The heat subsided for a second, allowing me to catch my breath before coming back tenfold. I could feel Suga mildly grinding into me, still managing to talk to the people that surrounded us.

"Yeah, one sec..." He puts his mouth against my ear, starting to slowly move his fingers again. "Babe, you could've just said you were that horny, our friends here wouldn't mind a show. How about you get on your knees and help me focus so i can make this sale, then i'll take you home and fuck you like you want." The preposition was too good to pass up, but for different reasons than i expected. I slid off of his lap and settled onto my knees in front of him, mouth watering. He smiled from around his coated fingers, placing his other hand on my head and ruffling my hair.

He lets go of his fingers, muttering about how good i taste, before undoing his pants and sliding himself out. His tip is flushed and drooling just as much as i am, his hand taking a tight hold of my hair as he pulls me closer so that his length rests against my face, eyes locking as he stares down at me. "God, you look so pretty when you're this eager for me." He turns his attention to the group of people who haven't moved nor turned away, my eyes sliding to see them out of my peripheral. "See? Just 10 minutes ago she was swatting away my hands under her dress and worried about you all watching. Now, she's on her knees, drooling for me, and unbothered by you guys." He gives them that same thousand watt smile, my mind spinning with the small thought that it's only been 10 minutes. He lets go of my head, leaning back completely as he keeps his eyes on the group and motions to me with his hand. I go to reach for him only for him to smack my hand and make the same gesture. I pout but obey none the less and take him as far as i can into my mouth, pulling up to swirl my tongue around the head.

He lets out a minor groan, taking a deep breath as he relaxes in his seat. "A question... Does it work on both men and women?" I hear a younger woman, hair long and dress longer, ask. He nods and hums in affirmation. "I test everything my partner and i make, and she just thought i was being a horny pervert. This is the first time she's even seen it. Guaranteed to work on anyone who doesn't have a viagra addiction." He manages to rouse a small chuckle from the group, groaning more himself as i go faster than before. "Fuck.. So, what are we thinking? Got a deal or two?" I hear a few yes's and confirmations, but i can hear a hum of apprehension. I pull off of him with a gasp, moving to suck on his balls as i see him raise his brow.

"What's wrong now, Harry?" He has this determined look on his face, only faltering a bit when i make my way back up to his dick and far enough down him to gag. "I'm just a bit skeptical is all, i mean, how do we know she's not faking? Or just a whore in general." At that moment, i feel Suga's hand on the back of my head, pulling me off and pulling me back onto his lap. I squirm around, mildly helping him as he pulls my dress up to my waist and my panties to the side, sliding in with ease. I toss my head back against his shoulder and moan as he immediately starts moving. "A couple of things, Harry. Number 1, i dont appreciate you talking about my girl that way. If anything, all of you are getting a front row seat to something i only get behind closed doors. Consider yourself lucky for the view and watch your mouth. Number 2, I assure you, it's genuine. Under normal circumstances, she'd have gotten off my lap awhile ago and probably slapped me for trying to touch her during a public party."

He pulls the neckline of my dress down beneath my chest, taking my tits in his hands as he turns and plants both feet firmly on the ground to fuck me even harder. I squeal at the change, letting him have me any way he pleases, moaning loud enough for at least the people in the kitchen to hear me over the music. I hear a few more confirmations of deals to the side as he leans to whisper in my ear. "Look at you... Look at how much money you're making me. You really are a good luck charm, aren't you? So fuckin' good for me, bet if i asked you to suck one of them off to close a deal you would, wouldn't you? Fucking dumb slut." I whine loudly at his words, moving my hips to grind against him as he brings himself to a stop and moves a hand to wrap it around my neck, choking me as he tells me to keep going. I put my arms on his thighs and use what mild strength i have left to fuck myself onto him, having him let go of my throat and chest to instead opt for my waist.

The more desperate i get, the faster i get, Suga encouraging me by telling me he's close and to make us both cum. I hit the wall before he does, sitting firmly on his dick as he starts thrusting up into me again until he fills me in front of his clients. He pulls me close, taking a moment to catch his breath against my neck before pressing a kiss against my jugular holding me tightly as he looks back over to the group. "Now, which of you wanted to make a deal again?" I turn my head slightly to see the now even larger group of people, everyone with a hand raised. "Wonderful."

#haikyuu!! smut #sugawara smut #RexyWrites #sugawara x reader #haikyu x reader #dealer!Sugawara #sugawara koushi #hq #hq x reader #hq smut

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imabiteurankles · 4 months

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meoww Lovelygirl i hope ur doing sweet today ! sending u all my love + a tramp - stamped heart

omg hi sweetness! i get so excited when i c ur url :D im doin oki so far ty!! im attempting to keep myself busy 2day hope the days r kind 2 u always luv uuuuuu so much <33

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matd0 · 1 year

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Hey, hi, just wanted to let you know I've set my homescreen to "bro he lost" Hoody, and every time I've had a sec to just stare, I do so. I adore the little details! Your art is so stunning, and I hope it's OK. I have it saved as my homescreen <3 (^з^)-☆

Also, your EJ makes my brain go brrrr

Oki luv u bye (I don't know how to finish anons)

this is so sweet omg sjgshsgdhdgdhh :] <3

honestly i don't mind people using my art for whatever (as long as it's fanart and not like personal stuff lolol) since i do it to 1. make myself happy and 2. make others happy, solike. im just glad u like it lol !!!! ( ˶ ̇ᵕ ̇˶)

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a-solar-system · 9 months

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Pinned Post

This blog exists as a place for @eevyerndracaneon's alters to reblog things they like. Each of them have a tag they use, like a mod tag.

B339/Beep - hai!!! i use they an it pronouns!! X3 i rly luv webcore an neon colors, video gaymes an sparkledogs, an also gritty violent things!!!! i only speak in all caps or liek its 2009 again ROFL!!1!!1!!!!11! if u hurt eev ill kill u okie??? das not a joke is a promise

Asher - hey, i use he/they pronouns. im a punk rockstar and im mostly gonna use the place to just dump random punk shit. i cant exactly run the blog the way i want bc this site doesnt allow nsfw stuff, and im sharing it w/ the others. not gonna chat much either so dont worry abt recognizing me by the way i text

Heart (💙) - Hello... I use they/them pronouns, and I really like forests, darkness, bones and flowers, and lovecore but...not pink? I harbor a lot of feelings around heartbreak and lovesickness. I yearn a lot but that gets shared with Eev, so we use a different blog for it.

Starlight - If you must refer to me by anything other than Starlight or Light, please use they and them pronouns. Do not call me Star, that is Eevyern's nickname, not mine. I'm a protector, and my posts will mostly reflect both that and my general appearance in vague artistic ways. I also appreciate flowing water, whether it be from streams, rivers, lakes, or oceans.

Dream Boy | REM - I use he/him, you can call me Rem, or any variation of Dream or dream based words. I'm a manifestation of Eev's desires for the "perfect guy", oops mental health made me a real guy. I'm pretty chill but I'm still figuring out a lot about myself, so who knows what I'll be posting! 3:)

#B339 #asher #💙#starlight #if you want the host's stuff plz follow eevyerndracaneon as i wont be posting directly on here #this is Their personal blog not mine #REM

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venusandsaturnsrings · 1 year

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as someone who is tall and has had severe self esteem issues with it and wanting to be small to look cuter u made me feel better about myself,,,,

WHAAAAA AWHHH!! u should never feel insecure 4 bein tall!! all of my bffs irl are 5’6ft+ n i’ve created my own harem of 6’ft lovelies!! i luv tall ppl!! (*^ω^*) u can b tall AND cute!! hehe im always a bit jealous of ppl a bit taller than me cuz clothes tend 2 fit them better n i like the look of long legs but i’ve come 2 terms with things!! u can’t change ur height n dats okie!! ^u^ i’m sure ur a real cutie!! <3

#MWAH I KISS U #nvr feel insecure here!! i love u!!#chit chats

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sassuguru · 2 months

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trying to stop myself from spam liking your content

trust mi, itz okie! i luv lookin' 'n ma notifs 'n seein' dat! makes mi happie dat ppl like ma stuff :3

#( help desk ) — ranpoesgirl #gotta rite more bsd stuff >:/#makin' sum rn tho!

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piceuscelus · 5 months

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Hey boo… don’t mind me just using some of my swindled bones to drag myself from my cave of corruption, but

HOLY FUCK

The geralt/ciri serial killer fic was everything I didn’t know I needed like FUCK 🥵 I will never be able to get over that, good lord, it even had me crawling back to offer you whatever bones I have left simply in appreciation.

That said, if you ever decide to add to it, I will literally die for you and you can have ALL my bones 💀💀 but seriously, any time you post anything geralt/ciri just assume my kneecaps are already in the mail for you 🥰 okie thx luv u byee

hello and welcome back to my cave of corruption, i welcome your pile of bones

and i have fantastic news

i already have one additional scene written

i just need some time and spoons so i can put it up :D

ooooh kneecaps

#bone anon #celus speaks #dead dove #dead dove: do not eat #serial killer 'verse

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gojoest · 6 months

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haiii aii happi friday ! ! how r u~~~ wishing u a wonderful weekend my luv ♡ at my work we haf learning lvlz 4 studentz & i caught myself reading AI ( a one ) as ai & hmmmm it reminded me i should say hai . . . oomf da tangent but tl;dr i luv u veeery much~~ okie buh-bye ! !

nini my precious love happy friday!!! i am kicking my feet that i popped in your mind like this is literally so sweet 🥹 i hope work is gentle to you today and you spend the remaining of your day super fabulously !! this week was super crazy on my end so i’m looking forward to some rest during the weekend, i hope you get to recharge as well!! sending you the biggest hug i love you!!!! 🩵💙

#[ ai—mail ]#ᓚᘏᗢ — meowtuals

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corazoncitodemelon · 7 months

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oh my gosh im back ! (∩ᄑ_ᄑ)⊃━☆ﾟ*･｡*

long time no see and i am probs most def speaking into a void BUT just in case someone is listening soo much has changed since the last time i posted! ok soo i went to go see beyoncé and i am forever changed !!! she was so gorjus and sounded sooo beautiful and what made this experience that much better was that i went with all my friends!! i also got to spend some time with my family and pup which made my heart fullll <3 anyway after that super fun vacation, i had to go back to my new work location and it has not been a fun transition haha (↼_↼) ok so here's the deal i got moved to another location for work and... u guessed it i have to make new friends + get used to the location + generally entertain myself and feel comfy in this new place! and i feel like i have been doing that a lot this year which is making me super worn out and tired :p on TOP of that i think i am entering another depressive episode and this time i am alone and not around my support system which is a little concerning, but I have been using other outlets to kinda make time for myself and just do things i enjoy yk ? but okie i do def have to think of other things to talk about on here to make it a lil more fun ! i want to try a cooking challenge <giving julie and julia yk> OR a baking thing ! i have my eye on the stardew valley cookbook soooo that could be fun... whenever that comes out LOL but also on that note, i have been wanting to find a cookbook for healthy but yummy recipes ! I want to get better at that and also eat scrumptious food to nourish my body ! also did i mention i started the gym ?? (ノωヽ) hehe ik i talked lot about that BUT i have been needed to move my body and i am glad i am taking that time to do that now ! also i go in the morning and its all the girlies and older (senior) people and i love that LOL I feel better about being in that environment w/o feeling judged :3 ok well i have said so much but nothing at all at the same time and its time for me to color ! sooo byee and see you next time ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡

ps. i have been styling my hair more and i abs luv it ! it makes me feel gorgeous and like glaMOUR yk also if anyone has any tips on styling straight hair (im talking PIN straight which is def hard to work with when dry and esp after the shower as in it does not hold a curl or have volume or ANYTHING) please let me know ( ◡ ‿ ◡ *)

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rawrmeansilyindinosawr · 1 year

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2 Nonbinarys, 1 Milkshake

I yam survivng getting my Rite titty smacked by a bony boy at Hoyt Schemmorhone n trying to get my power back by txting club promotors to giv meh more than just a table but to secure the Bag bitch!. n within the Last 2 weekZzzz i Did coke w a person named Smiley in the Bossa baffroom then followed a stranger to a supposed afterparty tht didnt rly exist like 5 blocks down then got scared N ran away :-D !!!. K holed and became a metallic lilac crayon who had the zoomiezz. also saw a bunch of Froggie paper macheys holding handz. now it my favs things in tha world n being dramatic to ppl i don’t know in a white pedo van outside of a wegmansz n Being on set again n lending ppl my journal to use as a hard surface to sketch n Do art but feeling mistrustful if they gonna peek inside N read my unedited poems i feel insecure ab idk why cuz i feel like so transparent all the time but also the feeling of wanting to hide myself constantly at the same time but also fighting the FeelIng and Fe sr of being a wallflower n Musterd ing up courage to Just share n la la la la la la so i don’t know how to stop turning my head back a million times cuz im anxious ab it all n I love vanilla coke !!!! I hav a crush on someone in seattle and i feel sad that whenever i talk to them i talk really fast n get embarsssed.

“technicolour radiostatic heart

moonchild warm illumination .. reaching for sweet milk with the long fingernails , green sunbeams,” randdoooo phrases of stuffs i hav scribbled down / A poem ab someone i love.

i H8 waking up to long paragraphs from Nyu studentZ?.!!! just Kall me or continue to mutually ghost meh!! even then i regret screaming when i shuld hav just been liKe confident n held my tongue knowinG i invented Wickbush .

Im writing this while sitting in a popup cinema snack bar in greenpoint n still amazed i walked here with only 20 min of sleep n absolutely no stimulants n a big blister on my left foot from my $18 wooden leather jeffrey campbells Chaffing against my shmexy twiggy baby cow cows (calves ). Wait i meant shins. Which rhymes w double chin . =} Which i don’t hav but i wish i did . ! There is keylime cheesecake n Redd Velvet Kake here n Mayb 1 day i will b able to eat desserts again.. mayb 1 day i will be able to eat in restaurants randomly with my friends , and not have to plan it out or decide whether or not to eat based on how big i feel or how bad my stomach aches for it or not. Cuz it’s not ab deserving to eat or not it’s just about eating simply Knowing tht when ur choosing to eat u choose to live . i Wanna share 1 milkshakes w two straws w my Nonbinary crush N know that Tis Gonna B OKIE

I luv when ppl share their porn addiction with me when we just met n i really luv feeling like a cardboard box aka safe space . :3 n i literally don’t know what to think ab the snowrain rainsnow. No one can understand meh sppecchh rn cuz ive been chaknsmoking since Chinese lunar yr cuz i felt like hurting moiself :-] yay!

I love sweating w my friends on drugs n i love when they sweat on meh beCuzz they have a uncardiovascular disease Condition on their hands i forget the name of it but i think it’s KewL . i Luvv hangin out n being popular n cool n also wishing for many wishes in one wish on a shooting star Green Comet except i forgot but i prayed the morning of for

- a less fat pussy

- be able to hold my breath for 86.6978738 seconds under water

- Lobotomy (as a verb and noun)

- B able to b cool enough to say “i smoke weed” by actually smoking weed again .

i got married dis week with ringpop n planned my wedding . Tiz will take place at olive garden where everyone will have a mandatory dress code of “bread stick . “ Then throw italian wedding heart shaped rice in my face . All i want on my honeymoon registration is pink heart shaped Bubble wrap from Etsy . Rsvp NOW!!! What does it mean to be someone’s bossa nova?? All i kno is i found Comfort in my friends farts when they refuse to withhold them from meh N smelling their insides . N holding each other in the afternoon after blacking out the nite b4 n kissing each other’s itchy tattoos itchy kisses w pierced lips in crowded and small bathroom stallz at Bushwig ice house in non bushwick / East Williamsburg. Snorting n feeling unashamed n blissfully unaware promising each other things we can’t Promise ourselves n Vocalizing our drug preferences and chatting ab prison n heaven n long lives n last lives .

hElped style for Bella hadid shoot last wk cuz og stylist for the shoot couldn’t make it or whayytevvzz n i had to change my tiktok name for Vidz credit . rip “renny69247” :-[[[ n Heyo just cuz u fuck cis men does not mean ur less queer n i Found the queen kunty book while walking in nyc stopping wickbush n i think it’s a sign from god . I luv my hood n knowing i am emotionally intelligent just as much as i am street smart . I luv staying up all nite kholing w moi friends n having dance partties tht r EPIC N SWAGGY n baking brownies 4 pplz n having sleepoverzz n having SO MANY CRUSHES!!!!! i also LOVE ECZEMA!!!! YAH i’m a profesh mouse catcher not so much releaser tho N i wanna thank all service tops 4 their service esp doubly if they r real veterans . and non monogamy with a underscore and italicized “n” cuz im like red gelatinous jelly .?

. Im dyke spongebob and lesbian Hash slinging slasher who hangs out w ppl with alpaca hair teddybears and german shepherd Border collie Mix coats cuz Peta is actually not as cool as We all thought in our spiritual vegan Cali Wave . n a vegan who eats chikkin. it’s BRICK OUTSIDE n i kant wait to go to coHeed n cambia cambria concert in may SOOOOO Stay fergalicious defanicious Make dem boiZ Go L0c0!!!.!!! which rhymes with h0L0 kind of . i luv holo! Kant wait for denim party n clown core vday party n remember if u placebo urself to believe ur hi on addy u ARE high on adderal :-D o and ! i am cum and my situation ship is lube!

Xx, renny =} <3

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