Mista tuna mista tuna i hope you’ve been having a wonderful week❤️ ive been thinking about fyodor transforming into dazai for god reader so im asking you, god of all writers, what would that look like?
hello anon!!! u r the cutest hehe thank you thank you
Okay but i feel like fyodor will start acting more and more like dazai for god reader.
His ushanka? Gone
Hair? After an emotional painful reminder that his god prefers dazai over him, he will show up with dyed messy brown hair
And oh, is that a new trench coat?
SO.MANY.BANDAGES! how does dazai do this everyday?
You get the point. Fyodor, the most narcissistic, godcomplexed rat out there, will beg on his hands and knees for you to look at him, acknowledge him.
to say his name, not some unworthy scum
Dont get me started on what he will do if he find reader with dazai, smiling and chatting with the enemy as if you hadn’t stay quiet for the last century with your infamous poker face
Dazai should start running
yes u r right anon!!! he starts off by changing his physical appearance to resemble dazai, before anything else.
so it comes as a shock to see fyodor kneeling down before you with brown hair. he's got it cut, too, and styled messily. perhaps noticing your gaze on him, he gathers up the courage to lock eyes with you, and—your heart drops at the sight.
it's almost painful to see him smile—a mischievous quirk that was all too reminiscent of dazai. it's unnatural if the trembling lips of fyodor were anything to go by, and you find yourself thinking that nikolai could have pulled this off better. he stares at you with that unassuming look dazai has, but the intense staring has already caused it to lose its effect—now, it's just creepy.
he clears his throat right before the end of his prayers, and the question that follows leaves you puzzled, "he has worn both black and beige coats in the past. which colour do you prefer…?"
as always, you don't spare him with an answer.
his solution is to alternate between both colours every day.
then the bandages start to appear. you consider the possibility that fyodor was stalking dazai, because it was starting to look eerily accurate with the bandage placements and the directions they were wrapped in. to make things worse, the weird smile is still making its appearance, though you've become desensitized to the sight. a good thing, because if you witnessed both the smile and his new manner of speaking at the same time, it may have actually caused your heart to give out.
he speaks in a odd, playful manner, not the serious, refined way he usually does, and it does get on your nerves. mostly because it doesn't suit him at all. him and dazai, especially when it concerned their ideologies, were polar opposites, and this was just weird. you finally decide things have gone too far when he starts comparing his ability to dazai's.
"crime and punishment," he suggested, "is not all that different from no longer human. one nullifies life, and the other nullifies an ability. not to mention, they are both abilities with three words in their name and, by nature, cannot be used as a supporting—" (you tuned out the rest)
one day, when you catch sight of him fiddling with the hat he always wore, a wonderful idea strikes you. he had really been getting onto your nerves recently, and it was the perfect time for payback.
"your ushanka was cute," at the hopeful look in his eyes, you bite back a smile, "though it suits dazai best."
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HI hello I'm here to answer the question of what type of dog pix would be I have 3 thoughts.
My personal fav thought for him is Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (say that 5 times fast lmao) it just has the Vibes, but I can also see English Springer Spaniel and Rough Collie. Mostly working off of Vibes for those.
If you wanted to fit lore better but still keep looks, Basenji! One of the oldest breeds to fit his ancient/architect lore, plus they don't actually bark, they make weird noises instead equated to yodeling, hes not a very loud guy compared to some of the others so that could be cool too. They are also from Savannah and grassland type environments!
i wish we had the option to make pools on this site to help pick bc i really like those!!!
For reference here are the doggies mentioned:
I have a soft spot for retrievers so EOHG love love the first option!!
BUT oK listen listen,, i also got this tag from @glowberryjam
So i went to look at pointer breeds and i think that's the exact thing my mind was trying to conjure (which i could only describe as "schnauzer but big" dçlgk) I only felt like he needed a lil "beard" so i believe the german wirehaired pointer fits a bit more than the shorthaired:
i think i might go with this one,, i think this the him
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