#i made my gf watch jojo too > : - )

[laweyd]

All I've been drawing are jojos 🤧

#jojo #jjba #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo fanart #battle tendency #joseph joestar #caesar zeppeli #joseph and caesar #joseph caesar #whats their ship name #caejose #: o ooo #josecae #whats the difference #thinking about them #i made my gf watch jojo too > : - ) #we are at the end of p4 #im sorry for all the jojo artsies too Im making up for the time I wasnt able to draw them back in 2019 because they were too macho for me

[yakumtsaki]

Cyneswith rolls the want to dine out with her Methuselahian boy-toy and I’m hoping we can knock this love out during this date so we never have to see him again. Naturally the road to 20 simultaneous lovers is gonna have some duds, but did we really have to start with one?? Between Cyn’s gray hair turn on and Shajar’s fitness/fatness ones the chemistry mechanic is ruining my life this generation.

Yea that’s great, CADP, here’s an even more appropriate green face: 🤢🤢🤢

-I don’t get paid enough for this shit. 

Random Waiter sweetie, I’m so sorry. I’m sorry we’re romancing this old bitch in front of you, oh my god.

Mercifully CADP wastes no time falling in love with Cyneswith after this public woohoo witnessed by every townie within a 20 mile radius, and the date is a stunning success:

LMAO. Watch Cyneswith become a pillar of the community thanks to publicly banging the elderly, she truly can do no wrong. No wonder she’s the only child Jojo acknowledges. 

Beyond over for Don. 

Cyneswith returns home in the glowing triumph of her platinum plumbob. She literally hasn’t even made it to the front door yet-

-and CADP calls to ask her out again! Man, these drama professors are relentless, remember how half-alien prof stalked Gunther? Did this guy even go home or is he calling us right from the diner where we left him?? Whatever the case, hardest ‘Stay Here’ ever pressed, grandpa. 

-But I wanna go out with him again! 🌸

Yea well we don’t have time to be systematically dating these flops, Cyn, if you wanted in depth affairs you should have rolled a different LTW.

NICE. Another fine addition to our yard of wonders! We’re still not dating you, CADP, but when we’re throwing ragers on this thing, we’ll be thinking of you with some nostalgia and a lot of disgust. 

With Cyneswith platinum for the foreseeable future, I take a look at how everyone else is doing to ensure there aren’t any aspiration failures lurking. Ti-Ning and Frances are ultra-loved up and doing great-

-Angel rolls the want to get engaged to Wulf as well as the want TO INVITE OVER GUNTHER AKA HER TEENAGE FLING FROM 30 YEARS AGO, FFS ANGEL-

-and Don.. well he’s seen better days. The sad ‘go on a date’ want is killing me, I’ve considered it a given so far that he’s endgame for Cyn but they haven’t been interacting much lately, we’ll see how it goes, it might legit be over him.

The semester ends and with it Sophie’s insane 0 studying A+ streak, which is understandable since she literally almost died. Proud of Wulf and Don for bringing their grades up since they were both doing terribly, Don especially was flirting with academic probation last semester. I guess once your gf is no longer distracting you because she’s too busy cheating on you, you start hitting the books.

It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new life.. and Sophie autonomously goes to gossip with Shajar!!! I was so shocked I unironically took a screenshot of the little action queue window, but whatever, it’s a big deal! 

-Hey Shajar, you know who’s an even bigger turbocuck than you?? Ti-Ning! God I can’t stand that loser. 

-Haha couldn’t agree more, Sophie! 🖤 Not like I’d agree with anything you say, I have my own personality and opinions and everything!! Why are we talking about him like he’s not right here? I’m not questioning you, just curious! 🖤

-It’s my new bullying tactic! 

-It’s great! 

-Congratulations on your ever-evolving bullying techniques, Sophie! 🖤

-Congratulations on idolizing me! Maybe you’re only a cuck and not a turbocuck after all.

AAAAAAA THEY’RE PLAYING RED HANDS OMG OMG IS THIS FINALLY GONNA HAPPEN????

-Haha great punch, Sophie! I actually felt the nerve damage as it happened!

-Thanks, ever since my post-workout coma I’m stronger than ever!

OMG THEY FINALLY BECAME FRIENDS. Bro I still cannot believe Cyneswith not only befriended Sophie first but is LITERALLY BFFS WITH HER. UN.REAL. ANYWAY there’s only so much blue balling I can take from these two, it’s time to find out if there’s something there once and for all. But first, we need a slight adjustment so let’s head to the nearest mirror..

-OH BROTHER.

In the name of love, Shaj, come on!

-So, Sophie.. As I’m sure you can see, I’m blonde now. And I had to sign a contract promising I won’t sue for how terrible it makes me look, so I’m legally blonde. Now that that’s out of the way..

-..it’s Ti-Ning trashing time!

GODDAMMIT SHAJAR NO. NO MORE TI-NING TRASHING, NO MORE USELESS PLATONIC INTERACTIONS, IT’S GO TIME. Check her out, and let the chips fall where they may!!!

F I N A L L Y I                 L N                L A                A L                N L                I Y L L A N I F

OK. SO NOW WE KNOW. What you do from now on is up to you, first and last time I’m intervening but these two were driving me insane.

-And so after careful consideration, it became clear that blonde is truly my color! 

-Are you sure, Shaj? Because when I saw you upstairs you were sobbing and doing vomiting motions in front of the mirror.

-Aw Angel, that’s not a very nice thing to say! Don’t worry sis, I love your new look! In fact, I’m so proud of the way you look I want you right there next to me when I meet potential lovers! 💗

NOW THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE. I mean I wish I wasn’t seeing Shajar’s terrible blonde hair but Sophie’s blondeness turn on forced my hand. But the rest of this pic is what I like to see!

Despite recent developments, Sophie remains elusive af but I’m not butting in anymore, I’m returning to my go with the flow playstyle. So Sophie once again leaves us dick in hand and goes inside to.. you guessed it, socialize with Cyneswith. Shajar follows suit.. and..

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SHAJAR. YOU FINALLY STEPPED UP. I guess there’s only so much cucking from Cyneswith one person can take!!! If Sophie rejects this I’m literally gonna die-

-HELL YES OMG FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 

CYNESWITH ARE YOU KIDDING ME. BRO. LITERALLY THE BIGGEST COCKBLOCK TO EVER LIVE

And Shajar is now in love with Sophie, whereas Sophie isn’t even best friends with her yet, oh Shaj.. Well whatever, you’ll get there (I hope). ACR gets right down to business, let’s ignore Sophie thinking of Cyneswith, istg..

Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean we literally went from first kiss ever to woohoo with 0 other interactions in between but after all those years of incelitude who can blame Shajar.

And it’s official!!! ❤️ I’ve been convinced these two belong together ever since they were teens but I was also convinced Gunther belonged with Melody/Daniel belonged with Brittany/Jojo belonged with Frances and we remember how all 3 of those went so only time will tell.

In the meantime let’s marvel at how uneven this burgeoning relationship is thanks to Shajar unilaterally obsessing over Sophie for half her teenhood. But she finally got her! An inspirational tale about never giving up on your dreams even when your dreams prefer your sister. 

#gen 2 #ts2

[quartings]

2021 Blog Update!

Happy new year folks! Hope all of you are doing okay! Here’s an update on my various series and artworks!

RNBW is set to return for its final few episode summaries when RWBY comes off hiatus, but- It’s been a very busy holiday season for me, so apologies if I fall a bit behind. I’m really looking forward to finally finishing this series, and I really hope at least some of you enjoyed it. I’ve got a few drawings and bios queued in the event that my episode summaries aren’t finished so I hope those suffice!

Similarly, College Adventures has a few more issues in the pipeline, so the S2 masterpost and S3 won’t be available for a few more days, sorry!

I have an OC animatic and other small animations I made for my class that I hope you all will like! I plan to improve even more as an animator this year, and it would make my year, heck it would make my life if my OC stuff actually got some fans as much as my fandom stuff has!

If you haven’t seen it before, I strongly recommend checking out my JoJoMon miniseries if you’re a fan of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure or Pokemon Adventures! I’ve mentioned before, but I certainly don’t mind remaking it when the Stone Ocean anime, Sinnoh remakes, and more SwSh+Jojolion chapters come out!

On a similar note, I have a BIG Pokemon Adventures animatic currently in the works that I think you all will like, so stay tuned for that! I hope to have it finished sometime before... April? Let’s play it safe and say that.

Also-! Cartoon, Anime, Book, and Manga recommendations:

Underrated cartoon of 2020: Ducktales!  I’ve never seen a series so dedicated to honoring its source material while still being so funny and heartfelt! I keep hearing that this or that series is the “new Gravity Falls” but Ducktales really is the only cartoon I’ve seen since then that matches Gravity Falls in comedy style and depth!

Underrated anime of 2020: Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle! Weirdly enough, this series was able to capture the nostalgia I was having for Adventure Time S2-S6 I had in my heart, with its crazy and adorable monster concepts. You start of watching the series thinking “Oh, it’s about sleeping? How long can they carry on that concept for?” and by Episode 4 or 5 you realize “Wow! How is this series this funny and wholesome while still being about the sleeping premise they promised??” An adorable and lovable series that even non-anime fans can get into!

Underrated book of 2020: Avatar- The Rise/Shadow of Kyoshi! With Avatar making a comeback last year, I’d strongly recommend the Kyoshi novels to anyone who wants more of it! They showcase tons of amazing worldbuilding, character growth, LGBT characters, and creative bending action! And they aren’t too wordy to tackle, they’re quite an easy reading experience for anyone with a bookmark!

Underrated Manga of 2020: Tricks dedicated to Witches! In an industry saturated with isekais making flimsy game references, boring MCs, and cookie cutter waifus, this series stands out in a league of its own! There’s pretty much no magic- we follow a stage magician transported to dark ages Germany in his quest to save innocent women marked as witches by the church! And every time he does so, there’s an awesome and detailed showcase of the stage magic he uses to save them and terrify the church! For a series pretty much set in the real world, it’s engaging, funny, and really really REALLY creative! Credit goes to Black Cat scanlations and my talented gf @mistas-t for translating this series into English for free!

#q speaks #rnbw #jojomon #lay man #my art #update #/avatar #/pokespe #/ducktales

[jojosbabe]

Some info/hcs/facts bout my jojo self ship oc akiko fujimori.

Note: This oc was made mostly for self shipping and also to have my own little jojo verse/side universe/story. It's not really tied into the main verse much. More like a thus spoke rohan kishibe type thing. And it's an au so it's kinda its own bubble n story universe. Anywho,here is some info bout my baby akiko.

Warning not safe for work content ahead too.

💖💜💖💜💖💜💖🐰🐇💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜

Akiko's technically a lesbian. She loves women. She doesn't have much of a preference. But she does have a liking towards protective women or motherly types.

Akiko while she grew up kinda on the weathly side,her parents always worked. They were loving even when she came out to them she was gay. However this didn't carry over towards her social or school life.

Akiko was bullied,a lot in school. Often got into fights. Mostly with guys. But sometimes with girls. Its not that she cant hold her own. She can. But she's a sensitive baby and she doesn't like fighting others unless she needs to.

It was worse with girls tho. It would be so passive aggressive too. Straight up beeyotches.

Her zodiac sign is pisces

Her stand name is roxette. A close range stand with the abilities of speed,heavy hitting,and sound and blinding lights. Aka a fucking discotek anthro bunny rabbit.

Her fave color is pink,baby blue,lavender,pastels and peach.

Her fave foods are pocky,sushi,Korean ramen,strawberry mochi icecream,and spicy enoki mushrooms.

Her fave music is 80s pop and new wave. Also some disco. Anything she can dance too.

She also loves pokemon and to read manga. Romance mostly but sometimes bancho and sukeban manga. She sometimes wishes she could be in one of them and kinda day dreams about being swept off her feet by a strong cute girl. But also sometimes wants to do her makeup and shop too.

Akiko is a sweetheart. And she dont take shit. But again she's baby.

She loves risu to death. And would do anything for her girlfriend.

She's short. I mean shorty short. Condensed ball of sunshine.

She often wears pigtails or a really long braided ponytail. Rare to see her hair down but sometimes she will wear a pink glitter headband

Doesn't have many friends sadly. Risu was one of the few that actually cared anout her. The only other person was a girl named yumi. And sadly she moved after her sophomore year. Poor akiko.

She has a lot of love to give. All she wants is to love her gf in peace but stand users and risus ex ryuji keeps getting in the way.

She's kind of into art and dancing. Has an excellent singing voice. Loves to karaoke.

Is a huge lightweight and is the "i love you man" and cries

Would cry if you gave her a dandelion.

No really. She would. She loves gifts and to give gifts.

She isn't to be taken lightly tho. She can break your legs if needed. Has a strength like no other. And unlike risu(my) stand madonna. Roxette can get pretty nasty. But has less control. But is slightly faster.

Think level of star platinum vs silver chariot type of fast and stronk. They are even yet the iceberg can tip at any moment if not careful.

Akiko still watches cartoons n cereal in the mornings.

She loves to cook and entertain.

Also she loves to eat and nap

She loves riding with risu on her motorcycle.

Tbh is i were to put her in a part. It probably would be either inbetween part 3 and 4 or just straight up after part 4. But i haven't decided. Either way its during the 90s.

She loves to pamper and be pampered.

She was best friends with risu first. Then it just turned into love. Tho she crushed haaaaaard on risu. She still respected her as her best friend first above all else. Their love blossomed from real,pure,natrual love for each other.

Akiko admired risus strength. Risu admired akiko's good heart and the ability to be so carefree even after all she has been through. From bullies,to her parents not really making time for her,to the unfortunate shit she has to deal with as a young japanese queer woman.

Risu's love for her girlfriend grows stronger every day

Josuke and okuyasu would be protective af towards these girls if they ever met. Same with pretty much any jojo tbh. And jobro especially polnareff

She loves rabbits,cats,and cute fluffy things.

She is unapologetically herself. Even if others dont understand.

She is also unapologetically sassy too

Currently she is early-mid 20s in the beginning of the story (not counting flashbacks to their high school days) so she and risu are adults

Both are unapologetically queer af.

Both love/hate the summer. But are used to it.

Akiko is a gamer girl. But not heavy. But she'd have a twitch stream if twitch existed back then.

She likes to dye her hair but her natural hair is black.

She can tan easier than most. But sometimes can get sunburn. Ouch.

She loooooves fruit too. Especially watermelon and strawberries.

She loves to tease risu and fluster her. Fave pastime

She did pretty good in school grade wise despite all the bullshit. But not an honor student by any means. But did good.

Her parents weren't as strict as some may think. Tbh they kinda didnt pay attention that much. That was the main problem. Its complicated. She doesn't hate her parents. But she doesn't really feel any good around them either. Indifference mostly.

She loves to cook risu fluffy souffle pancakes.

She wants to eventually open a cafe with risu and get married and settle down. But its hard. 🥺😔

Looks like a baby,is a baby,could also kill you. Cinnamon roll. 10 out of 10.

Hates bugs. But only certain kinds. She likes butterflies,ladybugs,cute bugs. Maybe worms or spidesr surprisingly. But not beetles or anything creepy looking. Centipedes and millipedes absolutely creep her out.

She likes jellyfish,octopuses,seahorses,seals and sharks.

She also just likes anything cute or aesthetically pleasing and comforting.

She's all about cuddles,comfort,and love and peace.

She works hard. And many underestimate her. Just because she's sweet. Don't mean she wont hesitate. But she's more likely to not throw hands than risu is. Risu gladly will especially if you made her babydoll cry.

She is mostly sub. But sometimes she tops risu. Risu's dom in this relationship. However this can change up from time to time,depending on their moods.

Akiko likes to use toys on her girlfriend. Risu just likes to pound akiko.

Akiko likes shibari not just because ots sexy to her. But because thats risu's kink and her kink too. Plus she loves the security it brings her when she's carefully tied up by her girlfriend.

I hc stands usually dont manifest dick or vag unless the user is reeeeeally horny and consciously wills it. Most of the time it is the users genitals. However. This doesn't mean that the stand couldn't manifest a dick if the user wants to. But again the user HAS TO WILL IT. otherwise no pee pee of any kind.

That being said madonna can and will ride roxette to to stars.

This poor rabbit will be sore for days

But the aftercare is sweet and attentive and loving.

My precious gayby. I love her. 🥺💖

May add more later. But thats all for now.

#jojos bizarre adventure #self ship #self shipping #self shipping is the only shipping i do #my oc #my jojo self ship oc #my jojo oc #akiko fujimori #akiko💖🥺🐇 #character info #oc info #my oc info #headcanons and info #may add more later

[lesdoublesll]

Hello!! Just wanted to ask, what do you think about Finkeldorf?? Danke ✌️❤️

Such a small question, but such a complicated one ! I have so much things to say about them I love them so much ♥️

First of all, they are much more than a ship, they are their own persons and boi, I love both. So I think I'll answer what I think of the characters, and of the pairing.

The pairing is AMAZING. They've known each other for so long, they trust each other so much : you can just feel Finkel would do anything to please K, but in an absolutely non toxic way despite K being his superior. He is just super supportive and admirative all the time ! K on the other hand looks very protective with his Finkie ahah which is understandable. He is so adorable, just imagining someone like Freddy being hurt must be unbearable (for me it is 😭). And let's be real : having such a supportive, cute, young boyfriend, I wouldn't want to share him and I would protect him at all costs too ! And I think Taika Waititi did a great job convey all of it in the film, without making it too obvious (because at the time you had to hide it) but on the contrary: making it subtle but beautiful. It's the only long term relationship exposed in it, and it's not even pointed out. Its just there because that is how it is. And that's great lgbt representation : that's just life : they aren't treated any different from hetero characters. Being gay isn't their main trait, it's not only there to serve comic purposes, but it is also there for the plot (for captain K's character and for his relationship with Jojo; I will talk about it later ;) )

So yeah I love them, and the film just reminded me of how it was, being bullied for years for being "a lesbian" (which I am not but you know for some ppl bisexuality is hard to understand) "the bisexual slut who wants to have sex with everyone" and all the slut shaming that came with it. It reminded me of how unfair the whole situation was, of how vulnerable I was, it reminded me of why I've been an active lgbt suppoter for years. And you know, I tend to actually forget how cruel can ppl be sometimes, because it's been two years since I am in humanities in prepschool, half of my friends are bi, the other half are gay and lesbian, I am accepted by my family and my friends, and I have a gf. It's almost like everything is perfect and nothing bad happens to us. But it's not true, and as much as it is crucial we enjoy all the good things that happen to us in life, we must remember some lgbt ppl didn't have that chance and some still don't have it. Some lgbt ppl are still harrassed/arrested/killed everywhere in the world in every country. And Finkeldorf just reminded me that I needed not to forget about it. That I should still fight for my rights, for the rights of every single lgbt person.

Oh and a ww2 gay pairing: my historian brain just loved it xD

Ok. Wow that escalated I am sorry x)

As for the characters.

Freddy Finkel. I absolutely love him with all my heart and that's not even because he is portrayed by the best actor alive. (And the most handsome by the way. ) He is so precious. Maybe he is a little dumb (mostly for comic effects x) ) but he wants to do thing good so bad, almost like he is searching for approval. And surely K gives him all the approval he needs and that's awesome (cause K makes him feel like he isn't that stupid). You can also tell how he is always so enthusiastic and cheerful all the time : he is young and he wants to enjoy life ! And that makes perfect sense that he ends up with someone as desillusioned and sarcastic as K. I think K needs that a lot actually x). Must be refreshing and comforting. Finkel is adorable. Just as Alfie said : he ends up in this situation because of wrong circumstances. He surely does not want to be a soldier, and obviously does not want to be any part of the nazi system: he surely is in the army because it was mandatory, or even before it was mandatory because he wanted to be with K. Just as Alfie said : he is just in love. That's all. Just like a lot of regular soldiers, he must go on and do as he is told, so he can survive with the love of his life. Great life eh ?... :( I don't know if he is part of any group of resistance and I would say no for two reasons. 1) Finkel is loud, dumb and awkward. Not a great idea. 2) I am sure K would not want him to be. He would like to handle things on his own and be sure Finkel is safe. And I am sure Finkel would feel bad for it but would agree with him.

I would never call him a bad person.

Ok Klenzendorf now. There are so many things to say. Sam Rockwell first shall we ? Sam Rockwell is amazing in this role. He just fits perfectly. I have watched a lot of movies with him before and I always loved his part the best in those movies. But in Jojo Rabbit. Omg I was like Pikachu on that meme : :O !! I was gagging !!! (Just ask my gf). He was awesome and the character is PERFECT. Far more complex than Finkel of course, because he is a crucial character of the film. (And a fan favorite of course). He isn't black or white. He isn't a nazi, in the sense that he doesn't believe in this ideology at ALL. That's why he doesn't take his job seriously : that's a fucking rebel and you can't tell me I am wrong. He surely is in the army since WW1. So again : it wasn't his direct choice to be in the german army. But we can tell he likes his job : he likes being a soldier, that was a choice he made before Hitler. But he was let down by this system : all the clubs he used to go to were destroyed, he suddenly could go to KZ because he was gay, his boyfriend could go to KZ because of something he would say or do, his eye lost he couldn't even be seen as valuable by this same system...just imagine seeing the Germany you fought for crumble and fall around you. Being someone and then BOOM being nothing to your country. worst : being someone your country doesn't want at all! Yes that's fucking horrible. And in the film there are evidences that he fights against this system that let him down: the fact that he knows Rosie (who is in a group of resistants) and she HITS him and he says nothing ! That's just like the biggest clue : they are in the same group. X) Rosie's bikes and the gestapo scene when he helps Elsa and Jojo and how he saves Jojo at the end. So yeah surely a resistant. And... he can't to anything else. He can't refuse a mission as a soldier : it would make him in danger, and what he does could make FINKEL in danger too. And if you had to obey to save yourself and your lover I know a lot of ppl out there would do the same. He even tries to convince Jojo to stop thinking about jews, he tries to change his mind ! So he is a complex character and he shouldn't even be a controversial character in the first place. Any sane ppl who watch the film and knows its history should think that way. He isn't the best person, but he is a good person, even if he surely loathes himself for the things he has done. I love him so much!!

There :D thx for the ask.

#alfie allen #jojo rabbit #freddy finkel #sam rockwell #captain klenzendorf #finkeldorf #captain k #taika waititi

[wexlerkimberly]

oh god, yearly round-up.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

side note: this is my TENTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! year of doing this!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have been on this website for OVER 10 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jesus christ.

ok. on a completely personal level, last year was so fucking dreadful that i remember falling asleep at my friends house on new years eve and thinking: “well, at least this year can’t be any worse”. HMMMM. in all seriousness though, despite everything, i have had a mostly decent year. i’m very lucky in lots and lots of ways. i’m lucky none of my closest family or loved ones have been effected too deeply by covid. just mild inconvenience, at most. i am lucky that i live in a house with such a large garden, so i could enjoy fresh air and family-free time if i needed to. i am lucky the weather has been mostly nice this year so i could go for plenty of walks. i’m lucky that i’m naturally a very quiet, anti-social person anyway so i haven’t felt the strain of isolation as severely as others. 

most of all, this year has been boring, if anything. but there’s still been things that have made it nice. january - birthday!!! i don’t usually go hard or anything for my birthday but it stands out to me as a really lovely day. i went for a walk to one of my favourite hills with my dad & dogs during the day. in the evening, i had badminton with my friends as i used to most thursdays (INDOOR SPORTS?!?!?!!? REMEMBER INDOORS SPORTS?!?!!?!?!) and then, as per our tradition, i went back to their flat for take-away chips and halloumi burgers. because they are so unbelievably generous and lovely, my friends bought me a new badminton racket for my birthday. i feel like i’ve barely got a chance to use this year, for obvious reasons, but i can’t wait to use it so much more as soon as possible. the following day, i went to work as normal but then went out to a really nice italian place with my family for a meal and we did birthday cake & candles when we got home. feeling stupidly grateful for so many thoughtful people in my life. february - again, this year has been so dry that a trip to the cinema could be considered a high point. but it was my only cinema trip of the year and just a really nice day. me & my friend saw jojo rabbit (which was great, if you haven’t seen it already) and afterwards we ambled around town looking at things in shops. it sounds so simple but i haven’t done any of that stuff since really, so it feels so exciting and exotic when i think back on it. 

february - stayed at my grandma’s house for the weekend. we do that as often as we can, usually, and it’s always nice. but - obviously - we haven’t been able to see my grandma much at all this year. it was nice to sit in front of the fire with her and watch tv and be given access to all sorts of baked goods and walk up the hills around by her. on the sunday, we managed to pop-in on my nana & grandad too and eat many baked goods there too.

march - meal out for my brother’s birthday. i feel like a lot of my “special days” this year revolved around someone’s birthday this year. but i think this was our last day of ‘normalcy’ before things went a bit crazy here. my family went to a caribbean pub with my brother and his gf and we had lovely tasty food and a nice night out. i think that was the last day i wore anything other than pyjamas or leggings for a long time.

april - no joke, i remember going to the vets during the peak of lockdown when the whole country was essentially shut down and it felt like THE most exciting day of my life. my cat was fine (she’d been bitten and needed painkillers for an infection but she was absolutely fine!) but i remember being near giddy in the car. my sister came with us too even though she didn’t need to because of how exciting it felt. 

may - my brother’s birthday. the other one. the first of our lockdown birthdays. we popped in to drop a card off at a friend’s who shares the same birthday as him. then we drove (DROVE! IN A CAR!) to a stretch of really lovely canal that my brother likes to walk on and had a great walk. in the evening, we ordered in an indian take-away and my sister had made a FAT four-tiered chocolate cake to celebrate.

may - ok this is very dumb but i finished breaking bad this year and i set aside a special date to watch el camino. i made a very sickly millionaire’s cheesecake and my whole family gathered round the tv to eat and re/watch el camino. it’s so dumb and silly but i was so excited, it felt like a special cinematic event. i cried. 

june - my dad’s birthday. my dad, my brother & me (plus dogs) drove out of the county (rogue fugitives!!!!!!) to meet my grandad for a socially distanced chat and picnic. it was a bit weird not being able to hug him and sitting on separate benches but it was still great to see him. we had a takeaway chinese for dinner and a chocolate cake for dessert.

july - my sister’s birthday. we technically celebrated it 4 days earlier because she had to move into her new flat but we had a nice indian take-away and another bloody chocolate birthday cake.

july - my mom’s birthday. i honestly cannot remember what we ate - i think we had homemade pizzas in the garden??? it’s weird when food dictates the differences between days. anyway, i definitely made another birthday cake.

july - went for a socially distanced walk with a friend i haven’t seen in ages. it was lovely and the weather was very kind to us and it was great to go walking across fields and to a reservoir i hadn’t been to in years and years. 

august - my brother got his GCSE results and we ate pizza in the garden to celebrate. after the monumental government fuck-up with results, we were a bit nervous about how badly they’d ruin his chances but he did very well.

september - went to visit my grandma. she had been living by herself for the entirity of the pandemic (she doesn’t mind, she’s loves to garden and she does online latin and pilates classes, she’s a very busy lady) but i think she enjoyed seeing us. we were plied full of food once again. we went for a lovely evening ramble on the hills right by her house. on the sunday, my dad went for a walk with a friend he hasn’t seen in ages while me, my brother and my grandma went for another hill walk elsewhere. i think my grandma really enjoyed that because she hasn’t been able to go walking much because she was so anxious about tripping and being completely alone, or being rescued by someone carrying The Virus. so it was nice to accompany her. after that, we had a nice socially distanced meeting with my grandparents in their garden. it felt very risky to me because i am insanely anxious but my grandma, my grandad and my nana are all very safe and healthy.

october - halloween!!! i never celebrate halloween BUT this year, i was so sick of being the house every single day i decided to organise something different. so in the evening, me, my dad & my brother went for a halloween walk in the countryside through a graveyard, then through a field where there used to be an old abonnonded saxon village, and then finally through hagley wood where bella of wych elm was found. my dad & my brother were completely uneffected but i was absolutely shitting myself at every tiny little thing. my dogs had their little flashing colours on and we all had torches but i was still so pathetically spooked by everything. after the walk, we met my mom in the car (i had to get changed in the car from my walking stuff to vaguely presentable clothes) then we went to a goddamn PUB!!!!!!!!! to eat a meal!!!!!!!!!!! i went a bit overboard making my family santise their hands every 5 minutes but we definitely had a lovely meal.

november - did a bonfire in the garden for bonfire night. ate homemade vegan chilli and then apple crumble. it was freezing cold and we tried to stay out there for as long as we could. i even managed to find some sparklers and me & my brother waltzed around the garden with them, likesay we’re not an adult and a child-grown. the others melted marshmallows on the fire and i just enjoyed watching the fireworks i could see and throwing balls for the dogs.

november - we’re brits lmao but when joe biden’s presidency was finally confirmed, we celebrated with an indonesian take-away because fuck it!!!!!!!! gotta celebrate where we could this year!!!!!!!!!! 

december - christmas!!!!!!!!!!!! we usually have christmas every year at my grandma’s house with my aunt and her boyfriend. it’s a fairly decent sized house out in the countryside and she has a wood-burning fire and it just Feels more christmassy there, especially as i’ve literally only ever spent one single christmas at home before. but we still managed to make it very special this year i think. my sister came on the 13th and we got quickly into a routine of watching christmas films in the evening. on christmas eve, i made vegan gingerbread biscuits and vegan mince pies and my sister made a chocolate yule log cake and then we watched a film. on christmas morning, we all opened our presents in our own living room which felt weird but was still lovely. afterwards, we went for a family walk. my mom pretty much single-handedly (me & my sister helped) cooked a whole christmas dinner for the 6 of us with all the trimmings. usually it’s my grandma, my aunt and my mom but the fact my mom managed to cook such a goddamn feast with our shitty oven where the grill doesn’t work and you have to slam the oven door at least 5 times before it shuts.......... i’m convinced she Might be superwoman?!?!!?!? and it was SO good. in the evening, we had cheese & crackers and my sister’s tasty yule log and we watched many a film. boxing day was much the same but still nice. this whole stretch between christmas and new years day is usually painfully boring but this year has been good, i think. i have consumed an entire army’s worth of cheese and chocolate and i have definitely enjoyed the snow we’ve had here recently.

so. yeah. this is very basic and boring. none of these things would usually end up in my write-up of the year. but i haven’t been to a single concert or theatre trip or even really left the midlands at all. in my round-up last year, i wrote some stupid sentimental bullshit about romanticising “the most basic and boring aspects of life” and never has that been so apt. on the face of it, this year has been SO boring. but i’ve managed to make it enjoyable in the tiniest ways.

for example, i enjoyed every single sunny day. i would jump on the trampoline and listen to podcasts. i would go running and listen to podcasts. i would go walking and listen to podcasts. i owe a lot to podcasts, i think. but i definitively owe a LOTTTTT to walking. i walk for a living (i’m a dog-walker lmao) but i would still go out for walks with my own dogs in the evening or go out for walks with my dad in the morning where i could. if we thought we made good use of the pizza oven last year, this year has been insane. i have made and cooked SO! MANY! pizzas this year and they were all excellent. i feel like food has been really important this year. like i said, it helps distinguish the days, especially “special” or “treat” foods. like everyone i have done a lottt of baking this year. especially when it’s been such a great year for fruit!!! there’s a field near me and there’s just simply shit loads of blackberries and raspberries that grow there. i remember one evening sat in the garden eating some mango sorbet my sister made with some raspberries i picked from the field and thinking that life simply does not get better than that. idk. it’s nice to take pleasure in the smallest things i think.

but, like i said, i have been so lucky this year. i was only off work temporarily and none of my immediate circle have been directly impacted by the effects of covid. as annoying as they are, i’m very lucky to have spent so much time with my family - as opposed to be being by myself - because it’s nice when we make food for each other and watch tv and films together or go for walks together. 

god. this is long and waffley. if you read all this: what the fuck is wrong with you? but also: thank you! i know 2021 is definitely going to start off rocky but i strongly believe - and i’m a massive pessimist - that things are going to get better.  love and strength to everyone. wishing you peace and comfort x 

(again: i cannot believe i have been writing up this silly little incoherent things for a decade!!! sometimes i like to go back and read the earlier ones and remind myself of old fun times and cringe at teenage me. here’s to... 10 more years??? hahahahaha. anyway:here’s the other 9 years of nonsense: 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012, and, finally, 2011.)

#2020 #personal #text #txt #hi it's me x

[dolphin-enthusiast]

My smol butt was browsing Sephora just before I wrote this. Can I have the JoJos with a gf who wears makeup and looks all innocent and is usually polite and sociable and in a good mood and then they face a bad guy and she totally tears him to shreds and then she turns around and is like “Anyway back to being pretty!” Thanks Morgane

Jonathan:

- He is very entranced by her gentle personality and the fact that she’s so into makeup is a plus really for he thinks she looks just as beautiful with or without it!

- He also appreciates that she’s just as sociable and down to earth as he is. These 2 are basically made for eachother seeing just how similar their personalities are. But B O I was he surprised when someone crossed the line and his usually bright girlfriend just so happened to be around.

- All that Jonathan could do was watch in both awe and shock as his ray of sunshine girlfriend absolutely tore that poor unfortunate soul to s h r e d s. It was over just as quick as it began and his girlfriend just...shifted back into her usual kind persona. He didn’t dare question her at all afterwards.

Joseph:

- C H A O S would ensure. This man didn’t think one second about the possibility that she could be even just a little bit lethal upon first meeting her. All that he saw was a cute little girl that wore a lot of makeup, which was VERY adorable according to him mind you.

- After seeing whatever the fuck was Tequila Joseph, you bet that he’s going to suggest that she gives him a “sexy” makeover only for his girlfriend to turn him into a literal clown. Either way he loved that shit.

- And when he actually discovered what she’s TRULY capable of?? He was fucking amazed. Just the fact that she usually is so positive and nice while also being capable of beating someone up at the same time is something that shooked him greatly. Let’s just say he loves strong women.

Jotaro:

- He knows not to judge the book by it’s cover so he never assumed that this was all that it is to her. And yet he still felt compelled to protect her at all times because she was simply too cute with her makeup and all.

- Honestly he finds her interest in makeup lowkey adorable and just has to compliment her whenever he sees her try out something new. However he thinks she’s just as beautiful without it! This man really has no preference, he just loves her in general.

- Just imagine the look of (pleasant) surprise when he saw her absolutely yeet a man that pissed her off. This assured him that she could protect herself while also demonstrating to him that she’s VERY unpredictable, giving that she’s usually so positive. While he was kinda taken aback, he was quick to congratulate her for being so kickass afterwards by giving her a little kiss on her head. Did he enjoy her headstrong side? Absolutely.

Josuke:

- Oh but he was absolutely smitten with her from the first second. Her makeup skills totally impressed him and he just had to ask her more about it! He finds her style to be absolutely rad and would even be willing to let her experiment with all sorts of colors on him.

- Both of their personalities are VERY similar since Josuke himself is usually polite and down to earth. That is until someone pisses him off obviously. He can go from your local soft boi to a raging punching machine and then back again in less than 2 seconds and he would be quite impressed to discover that his ray of sunshine of a girlfriend isn’t that different either.

- He would be ready to square up that bastard only to spot his girlfriend kicking the absolute shit out of him. In that second he would freeze on the spot and just....s t a r e at the scene in front of him. Once s/o would be done he would throw an arm around her shoulders while high fiving her and claiming that she was fucking badass back there. Power couple for d a y s.

Giorno:

- He too knows not to assume things about people. Upon first meeting her he just knew that there was more to her than her nice persona. And honestly??? He absolutely digs all of her looks and thinks that she’s very talented with makeup.

- Like he just loves watching people practice their hobbies in general and so he’d be quite fond of just sitting down next to her as she would be putting on makeup. Hell he might even let her practice her makeup skills on HIM at some point and end up loving it alot.

- And when he discovered what a beast she can really be?? Simply amazing. In fact HE had to be the one to step in to make her stop beating up that poor unfortunate soul. The way in which she instantly shifted back to her positive and kind persona also lowkey amazed him in a way. Somehow he considers her to be relatable since he too goes absolutely ham when confronted then just as quick shifts back to his polite demeanour afterwards. All in all he is quite fond of her more...kickass side.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jonathan joestar #joseph joestar #jotaro kujo #josuke higashikata #giorno giovanna #jojo headcanons #headcanons #anon #feral tag

[mirthless-misanthrope]

Oddly specific angsty one. Jotaro is stressed, easily angered, got a lot on his plate and is just downright mean to his gf. Gf is trying to stay strong, taking arguments one after another, slowly breaking. She's mindlessly not caring about herself, putting herself in harm's way after Jojo puts her down. she's letting him do it without a fight. Jotaro thinks her not caring about herself is selfish and a tactic to get his attention (it's not she's just hurting) and she needs love. "Busy" inspo💕💔

A/N: oh my god, i just... this is so sad. i can’t believe you were inspired by my very first fic a h

Trigger Warnings: Jotaro is kind of an asshole, self-neglect, mention of blood, self harm (not on purpose, but still)

ah i hope this is okay!

Neglect (Jotaro Kujo Scenario)

It’s at least been a month since I’ve felt genuine love in this relationship.

I know, Jotaro has a lot on his plate. He’s stressed, and tense, and he doesn’t have any free time, so I don’t really expect much from him. However, I suppose kindness is a bit too difficult for him to give when he has this much going on, because his words have been cutting and breaking me down to nothing. Each word that leaves his mouth is bitter towards me.  And really, I have no idea what I did to deserve this, but I suppose I must’ve done something. No matter what he says to me, I can’t just leave him when he needs me the most… even if his methods of pushing me away are cruel.

Arguments are a common thing now. He just walks through the door and finds something to argue about, whether it be the carpet having a crumb on it, or my hair being messy, or the bathroom having a small puddle from my shower. And each time, it turns into him telling me how unhelpful I am and how he doesn’t understand why I’m so incompetent before he slams the door to our room and doesn’t let me in. Not even when it’s one in the morning and I try to sneak in… He locks the door. I haven’t had any affection since our last anniversary, and it’s wearing me down so bad, I can’t go a few hours without bursting into tears. I just want Jotaro to show me he cares, is that too much to ask? Not that I would ever say that to him out loud. He would just scoff and brush me off, like always. 

My health has been deteriorating this entire time, I suppose. Jotaro’s crude comment about my extra weight still affects me as I refuse to eat much, his angry words about our utility bill makes me skip out on showers, the sharp glares at anything that’s unclean gives me the impulse of cleaning 24/7 despite never being able to do it right, all because I want to please him. I want him to look at me like a person, like his girlfriend, instead of like a burden. I want him to show that he… notices how terrible I’m doing, as selfish as that may sound. Though, his furious demeanor makes me stay silent each time he comes home. Fire can be seen in his eyes… and it’s always directed at me, no matter what I do. I just want a break from that.

Dinner tonight is tense. This has been planned since last month, and neither of us had the heart to cancel, so here we are. Sitting in the middle of a crowded seafood restaurant, avoiding eye contact, and staying silent. Well, we stay silent until the waiter asks us for our order. As soon as the waiter looks at me, I tell him I want the least expensive entree on the menu, and I don’t mind only drinking water. It turns out, the least expensive entree was… fish and chips. And Jotaro’s scowl that’s directed at me lets me know that I’m in for a snarky comment or an argument of some sort as soon as the waiter leaves.

“Jesus, S/O, do you really need to order something so unhealthy? You’re already fat,” Jotaro spits as soon as the waiter leaves without thinking, as usual, and I don’t respond to him. I don’t know how to, if I’m being honest, because I don’t have enough energy to argue. My lack of a response makes him scoff, but he drops it, seeming to understand that I’m not feeling so good. “Tch, how selfish. You don’t even know what I’ve had to deal with, and you’re acting all depressed over one comment?” His words cut deep as I realize how selfish I’m being. It hurts. So, so bad.

Our food is set in front of us and I grab a piping hot fry, hissing in pain as the grease burns my skin. Not that I give a shit though, because I just eat the fry without letting go of it. I… think I burned my mouth as well, but it doesn’t matter. Jotaro’s watching me like a hawk at first but he turns to focus on his food after a bit. So he’s startled by the waiter rushing over to me with a cloth napkin, freaking out because I cut my finger as I tried to cut up the fish. The cut is deep enough to see the bone… but I don’t respond to it. My mind is too zoned out to process anything that’s happening, it’s in so much pain that I can’t think of anything except Jotaro’s insults. He’s right. Why is he even with me? Why does he stay with a selfish, fat bitch like me?

Two seconds pass before Jotaro throws money on the table and grabs me by my wrist. He’s yanking me out of the restaurant, grumbling under his breath, and all I can do is let him. The words that come from him are blatant insults, and all I do is nod in agreement as he looks to me for a fight. I’m not about to argue with him tonight, I’m far too exhausted and in pain to combat anything he tells me. “Why the hell aren’t you fighting back, huh? God, you’re just being selfish and begging for my attention, it’s so annoying.” Not too pleased by my submission, he growls as he continues dragging me all the way back home, and he notes how many times I trip over things and scrape my knees. Quite a few times, I don’t even mean to fall, I just lose my footing and go crashing to the ground, but I get myself back up, even when his eyes narrow and he tries to lift me himself. 

The door is slammed shut as soon as we get inside our home. Jotaro is yelling at me, calling me names, and then… Star shows up behind him at the sight of tears in my eyes. Stands are a reflection of their users… so why is Star not angry at me? Shoving Jotaro aside, Star rushes to my side and starts to comfort and console me, and I lose it. The soft, gentle touches… My tears don’t stop flowing as I sob, the sound broken as I forget how to breathe, and I miss Jotaro’s shocked expression as Star crushes me to his chest, murmuring soft ‘ora’s to me.

“You… You’ve been… feeling pain?” These words are painted in guilt as Jotaro takes a step towards me, a hand reaching out. “Yare yare daze… I guess I’ve been… an asshole, huh?” And his arms are around me in a split second, pulling me into the warmth that I’ve missed so, so much. “You know how stressed I’ve been. I… didn’t mean to neglect you.” Promises are made without making another sound: he promises to right his ways, Star promises to fight his user if he acts up again, and I… I swear up and down that I’ll try to fix myself. And with Jotaro’s help, I know it won’t be too hard. Things are looking up for us now.

#writing #jotaro kujo scenario #scenario #jjba #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jotaro kujo #kujo jotaro #jotaro kujo x reader #angst #hurt and comfort #tw: self neglect #tw: self harm #(just in case) #star platinum #this was hard and easy to write at the same time #request #panoramicviewer

[the-writing-dump-bin]

So much Jotaro thirst lately.. but he’s just so fine. If this isn’t too much how about Jotaro coming home from a long day and wants to spend “quality time” with his gf and finds her in their shared bedroom masturbating and spreading her folds open for him and it doesn’t take much to prepare her for his cock... and he does some sexy teasing too. That would be the death of me. 😍

Always thirsty for Joot. Thanks for the request! Hope this was good!

NSFW 18+ ONLY!

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Jotaro was a busy man. If he wasn't teaching a marine biology class or out on excursions, he was doing side jobs to make sure nothing weird was going on.

This past week, he had been elbow deep in paper work and grading test papers that while he was sitting at his desk, the thought of you crossed his mind.

You had been supportive of him from basically the day you met him after he told you what he did for a living, minus the bizarre things that went on in his life. But with what was going on at work, he felt like he had been neglecting you a little.

He always came home late. Just in time for you to place his meal in front of him and give him a quick kiss on the top of his head before sitting with him. After dinner, he usually watched an hour of tv (sometimes less than an hour) before grunting a 'goodnight' and going to bed.

Leaning back in his chair, he ran a hand down his face, frustrated that his work was taking so much of his time away from you. Glancing at the clock, he seen it was almost 5pm. Usually, he was home before eight.

Pushing back his chair, he grabbed his coat, turned out his office lights and walked out the door. Tonight, he wasn't going to let his time be wasted on his work. No, tonight, he wanted time with you.

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On his way home, he stopped at the flower shop to get you a beautiful bouquet of your favourite flowers; showing you how much you meant to him.

Parking the car in the driveway, he walked into the house; it was oddly quiet.

Checking the downstairs level, he couldn't find you at all. Maybe you were out? He didn't know what you had planned while he was at work. He walked back into the kitchen to find a vase for your flowers when he heard something from upstairs; a familiar sound that only you emitted when the two of you were in a tangle.

"What the fuck...?!" He growled. Tossing the flowers on the table, he stealthily crept up the stairs. Your moans were getting louder the closer he came to your shared bedroom. If someone else was in there with you, he swore he would kill them.

He held his hand on the handle, almost too scared to find you with another man in the bed were you two made love. Steeling himself, he turned the knob and opened the door slowly.

Jotaro was relieved when he scanned the room to find no one else in there, but what he did find was you laying on the bed with your legs spread wide open, knees bent and your fingers rubbing circles around your clit; one of his shirts was laying over your face.

You were a panting mess as you stuttered out his name, pressing your fingers on your onto your sensitive nub as your orgasm took over. When you finally came down from your high, you pulled his shirt off your face to find him standing there, eyes wide and fixated on you. "J-Jotaro!" You were embarrassed. Face turning red, you started to close your legs slowly.

In a flash, Jotaro was leaning over the bed, pinning your legs to the bed with his hands on your thighs. "You had me scared." He growled. "I thought there was another man up here...fucking you." His right hand slid up slowly towards your centre but stopped before he actually touched you.

"Jotaro..." You put a hand on his cheek. "How could I ever let someone else fuck me?" Averting your eyes, you felt a little shame that he found you pleasing yourself.

"Is this what you've been doing while I've been busy with work?"

"I didn't think you would be home so early." You said, running your fingers through his hair. "You have been very busy and been having these long days that I was missing you. I didn't want to bother you for something like this that I had just been doing it myself."

A sadness resonated through him. With that confession, he could tell that you had been lonely. Pulling off his shirt, he leaned closer and connected his lips with yours; it had been a few days since you two kissed with loving passion.

Soon enough, Jotaro was over you, caging you with his strong arms and legs. He kissed you over and over while your hands roamed his muscled back. "You don't have to feel lonely anymore, Y/N..." His hand cupped under one of your breasts and squeezed gently before trailing it slowly down your body and stopping at your inner thigh.

A moan formed in your throat, shivering from his touch. God, how you missed this. Your hands moved down to undo his pants. "Mmm... Jotaro..." You moved your hips slightly up, insinuating that he do something about the ache you felt between your legs.

He caught on to your action and smiled, sliding his pants and underwear off his body. "What is it that you want?" He purred,  his hard member fully erect and hovering over your pussy. He lowered his hips just enough that the tip of his cock brushed against you.

"I think you know what I want, JoJo... Why are you teasing me? Don't you want this too?"

He did. But he wanted to take his time, savoring every second of you.

Giving you a lustful look, he lowered his body down yours, his face stopping over your dripping entrance, his warm breath getting you more wet. He held your hips down so you wouldn't buck up to his face while he kissed you anywhere but where you wanted.

You were getting impatient. If you were going to be teased this much, you would have just taken care of yourself again! Grabbing roughly at his hair, you made him look up at you. "God damn it, Jotaro! Either fuck me with that tongue or fuck me with your cock! I dont care. Just. Fuck. Me."

Like an animal, he lined lined himself up with you and shoved himself in, not even easing, and fucked you wildly.

All this pent up, sexual tension you two had finally being released in a heated, mad mess on the mattress.

His moves were erratic. The feeling of your walls around his cock made that baritonic voice of his more audible, stoking that fire you had rising in your gut.

"Yes, Jotaro. Keep going...!" Your arms and legs wrapped around his body as your pussy was being pounded over and over. "I-I'm going to cum..."

"That's it, baby." Jotaro huffed breathlessly. "Cum around my cock. I need to feel you cum!"

Then there it was. Grunts, moans, screams and whimpers was all that could be heard as you two went over the edge; bodies frozen in time. You never took your eyes off each other while you two orgasmed, foreheads touching. Once you came back to your senses, Jotaro collapsed next to you, breathing heavily.

He didn't have to tell you he loved you verbally. He was better at telling you physically. Holding his face in your hands, you kissed his lips.

"Damn it, woman!" He gasped. "Let me breathe for a few minutes!"

Giggling, you apologized, rubbing your fingers on his chest. "Sorry. That was just so amazing."

"It was. And we'll be doing this again later. First, we're going to rest. Then, I'm going to cook dinner." He finally had enough air to give you a quick peck on the cheek before resting his head again.

#jojo #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jojos bizarre adventure #jotaro #jotaro kujo #my writing #writing #n*sf*w #request

[their-name-is-morgan]

Tagged by @jojosthetic-boogaloo !! If somebody else tagged me and I didn’t see, I’m sorry ;((💖

Your All time favourite character: Bruno! I adore that man for so many reasons, maybe one day I’ll make a post about it...

Favourite JoJo: Actually I love them all, but uhm, Josuke! Also Johnny and Giorno, even though not for reasons as ‘He’s wholesome and kind’, but his personality is interesting!

Favourite JoBro: Bruno obviously, but I also love Okuyasu, Polnareff, Kakyoin, Gyro and Hermes! (JoSis I guess?)

Favourite Villain: Kira, take his Stand away and he’s still creepy af, he’s one of the best JoJo characters in my opinion- I’d say La Squadra too but they’re more like?? Minor villains? And they kinda have the same goal as Bruno’s gang in the end so,,,I,,,yeah.

Favourite stand: Killer Queen -the Bites the Dust arc was done very well and it was very entertaining, also the design in general and its abilities are things I really like- and Sex Pistols -cute...babies...Number 5 is my favourite, and I love sentient stands so!- but ofc there are others I find interesting, such as Spice Girl, Heaven’s Door, Purple Haze, Metallica...

Favourite part: Currently I’d say part 5 and 7 -from what I’ve read so far, and it’s gonna get even more interesting-!

Favourite thing about JoJo: Idk, there are so many things about it that I like, what I’m interested in the most whenever I start watching/reading something is the characters and JoJo has not let me down at all, there are so many beautiful and interesting characters and the designs are so creative even if bizarre, the Stands as well! I wish I had a Stand- and obviously all the Parts’ plots, yes there are some plot holes, but every show, book, manga etc has its flaws after all!

Give a hug to: Fuck, everyone? They all deserves a big hug even tho I don’t like hugging people...but if I have to say one, hmm... Risotto. He lost his whole Team, and he didn’t even get to avenge them. Plus his backstory is not the happiest, so he really needs a hug- Giorno too, he’s so young and he had to go through a lot- 

Get or give comfort to: I?? Want to comfort Bruno? He looks like he needs it lmfao. And I want to be comforted by him too! Let me just,, cuddle this man while we talk about what makes us feel upset,,,I honestly mostly imagine me comforting characters tho, like, have I ever told you that I rly want to give comfort to Johnny...Ghiaccio...Fugo...Narancia...Trish...NXBNSDJ

Go out on a date with: Y’all already know I’d go on a date with my main man Bruno any time, but I’d also enjoy a date with Josuke? Idk I feel like we’d have a lot of fun-

Move out and go live with (as roommates): Can I choose two people? I’m gonna choose two people. Narancia and Trish, they’re babies and we’d have fun, go out, watch stupid movies together, and just be dumb together tbh. We’d be bffs!

Marry: Bruno-

What is your dream activity with who, where and how long: I always think about this a lot oh God- if Bruno showed up at my door and invited me to go take a nice walk with him, then we went to some restaurant and then we’d just relax and quietly stare at the sea...that’s it. Bruno if you’re reading this, do it, I wouldm’t even think twice I’d immediately say yes. I’d basically love to go on a very romantic date with him in the evening/night, but I’d also love to go on the beach with him? Like...beach day with Bruno? I’m in. Also an alternative: Ice Skating with Ghiaccio! 

The character you relate the most to: Narancia, other than because we’re both bad at maths...it’s because, while watching the Anime, I noticed that I’d act exactly like him in certain situations so like...yes. Also my friends often tell me I remind them of Narancia xjnsdsdj

Did JoJo make a better change in your life? How did it help, is it a big or minor change: Oh yes it did! Other than helping me improve with my art, it made me want to start writing again and both of these things lead to me meeting new people and making amazing friends!! It also just,, makes me happy to read ff and do other things related to JoJo when I’m sad or upset, and let’s not forget that I started watching it while I was sick...so it made those two weeks way better than they would’ve been if I hadn’t had anything to do ahahah!

Do you self ship or oc ship with a canon character: I self ship with Bruno akxns and it also depends on which other charas I’m obsessed with in the moment...like now? I want to be Ghiaccio’s gf. And I have some OCs but I don’t ship them with anyone...yet!

If you had a stand, which one would you like to have? However, realistically which one would you most likely get with your past and demeanor: I’d love to have Crazy Diamond or Gold Experience as my Stand, I hate seeing my loved ones hurt and they’re generally useful -and wholesome- Stands, but also King Crimson would be cool- realistically I think that my Stand would be something like Heaven’s Door? I admit that I’m very curious and that Stands literally makes you read a person, so (but I wouldn’t do it to know someone’s secrets or smth xjsj)- but it can be very helpful too, and I love to help others, like when Rohan wrote that Koichi can speak Italian- I’d do stuff like that all the time! Idk xnsdj

tagging uh, whoever wants to do this ig?? jkssjk🤧👌❤

#jojo tag game #tag game #tag post #jojo #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure

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List your favorite JoJo ships from the ranking they have in your heart heheh

oh hecka yea! Imma use all the parts ive read/watched 

1. Gyjo - you all know this you kno i lov gyjo so much

2. avpol - GOD its so,,,good,,,,makes me softe. wish avdol lived and they were happy together in the end T^T

3. caejose - im just houghdfjkg. first jjba ship i /really/ got into! pre sbr it was like the only fandom thing of jjba I participated in! they just are so cute together wish caesar lived

4. josuyasu - incredibly good!!! they bros!!!! both kinda dumb! bro we are teens,,

5. giomis - good ship!! cute potential!!! i like seeing art of them a lot havent read too many fics with them but i should read more

6. bruabba - theyre just perfect for each other we all kno this their fates were so sad but like ugh Bruno saved abba and that type of ship saves /me/ i should honestly read som fics of them i really like seeing art of them 

7. timjo -  *cough cough* WHOSAIDTHAT

8. gyjotim - have your cake and eat it too

9. caejoseq - hecka yea good ot3

10. sweetsteel - lucy x sugar mountain - good baby lesbians 

11. jonawagon - i 😩 so tragic could never really be together but like wagons lov for jona real

12. erijona - finally,,,good cannon ship 

13. zeppwagon - good!!ship!! v tragic still 😔 my first jjba ship

14. erijonawagon - wonderful ot3

15. diepan - good ship if done right and lots of cute art for it i appreciate that

16. lisalisa x suzi q - its a lil bit of a crack ship but like give them both gfs they deserve it

17. hol horse x dio - 100% a crack ship but the content ive seen for it is great and i think the hol horse being obliviously straight jokes are hysterical 

18. fugonara - its got good potential! is cute! like seeing art for it

19. joseq - i wish they had more like screen time and relationship development together but the art and stuff ive seen of them is lovely

20. diadopp - i do not care for either of these characters like,,at all,,,but! i really love the idea of being in love with ur alter or with something made from ur imagination or with ur self! and its got some nice content so im here for it 

21. koichi x yukako - actual cannon and its nice to see som content for it 

#uh i think thats all of them?? #i feel like im missing a ship..m #i was gonna put timjo lower but like i cannot lie about what really lies in my heart #i do have som p6 ships i like seeing but also i havent read p6 so i dont wanna put something i might change my opinion on later #shut up coco #thanks for the ask!!! #love talking about shipping and ships :) #also anything on here is like a yes will happily make content art or fic of #Anonymous #coco speech

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Getting to know the mun, all questions

O3O 

🎂- WHEN’S YOUR BIRTHDAY? 

June 22!   

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦- WHAT’S YOUR FAMILY LIKE?

I love my mom, dad, and lil bro…big bro though…. hmmmm I’d drop in into suffer dungeon for awhile. Not like hardcore suffering just like…a 3 grade graduation ceremony that never ends. 

🐶- FAVORITE ANIMAL?

Salamanders! or Martens!  

🔶- FAVORITE COLOR(S)?

Light Gray!!!, Mint Blue, Mint Green, Lavender, Red…I love all the colors 

🎥- FAVORITE MOVIE?

The 1st Narnia movie 

📺- FAVORITE TV SHOW?

Right now it’s Lucifer but I haven’t seen season 2 and honestly I am afraid it will slowly turn into something bad

🎞- FAVORITE CARTOON/ANIME?

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure/Neon Genesis Evangelion for AnimeSteven Universe for Cartoon 

🍔- FAVORITE FOOD?

Chocolate covered Strawberries

🍦- FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Coffee or Rocky Road

🍭- FAVORITE CANDY?

Ummm Kit-Kats? I like things that are Cherry flavored a lot too like suckers. I don’t really like super sugary candy though unless it’s chocolate

🍸- DO YOU DRINK?

Hell ye

👣- WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?

I play vyda games, doodle, write, talk to my lovely lovely gf 

⚽️- DO YOU LIKE ANY SPORTS?

Futbol and the Summer Olympics (I’ll watch the winter ones too tho) 

🎮- FAVORITE VIDEO GAME(S)?

Here is Mechas 5(+) games everyone ever should play:

The Dragon Age Series

Kingdoms of Amalur: the Reckoning  

Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha the XIV series

Persona 3 PSP version 

Bioshock 1 

⛪️- ARE YOU RELIGIOUS?

I’m a humanist. Humans are goodI do believe there is a God out there but there but they are whatever you want them to be if your Islamic they are Allah, Christian God, Buddhist? Enlightenment, etc

⌛️- LAST THING YOU DID BEFORE LOGGING IN?

Watch a tutorial on how to make a ocean “lava” jar

🎈- SHARE A CHILDHOOD MEMORY!

I use to have this orange tabby cat named Puss (like Puss in Boots, hey now I was 5 and Shrek was a thing) but that cat was the living phrase “I don’t give a shit” I buried him up to his neck in the sandbox and he didn’t care I put him in my play high chair for my baby dolls and he didn’t care I put a bib and baby clothes on him and he never once fought it. 

🛍- WHAT WAS THE LAST PURCHASE YOU MADE FOR?

It was for an oil change I think

💸- IF YOU HAD A BILLION DOLLARS AND COULD ONLY SPEND IT, WHAT WOULD YOU BUY FIRST?

A Raidou Kuzunoha the XIV figure no it be a house filled with things for me and you.

🖌- ARE YOU ARTSY?

Kinda?

❤️- HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

Friendly, fat, and with an amazing gf 

💛- HOW DO OTHER PEOPLE DESCRIBE YOU?

hahahah, I hope it’s “they’re nice” at least

⭕️- FAVORITE POKEMON?

Sableye is 1!!!!! Then Banette, Aromatisse, (Shiny) Wooper, Whimsicott, Lurantis, Bisharp, Aegislash 

My favorite Legendary is Entei 

💠- WHAT IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING YOU OWN?

My wardrobe? Or my 800 dolla laptop? 

⚜- WHAT IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING YOU OWN?

The yellow doggo you gave me…all the things you gave me really…I love you so much

🐻- DO YOU HAVE ANY STUFFED ANIMALS?

MANY

🐝- FAVORITE SEASON?

Winter!

🐋- SHARE A WEIRD/FUNNY STORY?

Ummmmmm, In my drafts there’s this quote saved “I have a cock fetish” and…lmao okay this isn’t that funny but I went to DC summer 2017 and me and these people we met at the event went to this bar and we were talking about fetishes and stuff (of course my kinky ass is sitting there sweaty af like “pls don’t ask me pls”) but then this tall white male (typical jock looking guy) just longingly sighs and says “I have a cock fetish”  

#mun answers questions #ooc post #lol that took awhile

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get to know me tag

tagged by @cherryblossomnamjoonie !!

RULES: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST: 1. drink: pepsi 2. phone call: my brother 3. text message: “who left their white lighter in my car” (i got left on read) 4. song you listened to: show stopper by danity kane 5. time you cried: watching orange is the new black!!! i was a mess 6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: sort of 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: yeah 10. been depressed: not sure 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: i didn’t know my limits back then ok

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: 12-14. black, purple, blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. made new friends: yes 16. fallen out of love: no 17. laughed until you cried: i guess 18. found out someone was talking about you: hahahahahaaaaa 19. met someone who changed you: nope 20 found out who your friends are: sort of 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: yeah

GENERAL: 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: most of them 23. do you have any pets: not anymore :( 24. do you want to change your name: yes!!! 25. what did you do for your last birthday: i went to benihana, then cold stone, then i got attacked by some geese lmao 26. what time did you wake up: 9ish 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping 28. name something you can’t wait for: i need a JOB!!!!! 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: a few hours ago 30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i want money lol 31. what are you listening to right now: too little too late by jojo 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i think so 33. something that is getting on your nerves: the heat 34. most visited website: tumblr 35-37. lost questions?? 38. hair colour: black 39. long or short hair: in between i guess 40. do you have a crush on someone: i wouldn’t call it a crush 41. what do you like about yourself: i have a bomb ass sense of humor?? at least i think so 42. piercings: i never take my lip ring out, my ears are pierced but i don’t like wearing earrings 43. bloodtype: i have no idea 44. nickname: i have no nicknames 45. relationship status: ray got a whole boyfriend yo 46. zodiac: aries 47. pronous: she/her 48. favourite tv show: orange is the new black 49. tattoos: i have some peter pan related stuff somewhere on my body 50. right or left handed: right 51. surgery: is getting a tooth pulled considered surgery?? 52. piercing: ^^ 53. sport: HAHA that’s funny 55. vacation: my state has gr8 beaches, i’d be content just going down the shore for a day 56. pair of trainers: it took me awhile to figure out wtf trainers are. umm vans? adidas? i only own 2 pairs of sneakers lol

MORE GENERAL

57. eating: nothing 58. drinking: pepsi 59. i’m about to: blast some taylor swift (i’m going on an old song binge) 61. waiting for: the sun to go down 62. want: money lol 63. get married: maybe one day 64. career: honestly i have no idea i’m only 19 thinking about a career stresses me out i don’t even have a day job

WHICH IS BETTER 65. hugs or kisses: i don’t really like being touched 66. lips or eyes: eyes are usually what i notice first when i look at someone 67. shorter or taller: taller 68. older or younger: i’d like to stay young thanks 70. nice arms or nice stomach: idk and i don’t really care for these questions 71. sensitive or loud: are these supposed to be opposites?? i’m a loud ass sensitive ass bitch 72. hook up or relationship: relationship 73. troublemaker or hesitant: neither

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. kissed a stranger: a stranger kissed me does that count?? we became friends after that 75. drank hard liquor: yeah 76. lost glasses/contact lenses: thankfully not 77. turned someone down: yes it was awkward 78. sex on the first date: no 79. broken someone’s heart: i know i hurt this dude’s feelings pretty bad but i don’t think his heart was broken, then again who am i to say 80. had your heart broken: nah 81. been arrested: no 82. cried when someone died: no i laughed?? yes tf 83. fallen for a friend: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. yourself: sort of 85. miracles: not really 86. love at first sight: personally no but to each their own 87. santa claus: no 88. kiss on the first date: idc 89. angels: nah, just really good people

OTHER: 90. current best friend’s name: i have a few 91. eye colour: brown 92. favourite movie: this is a difficult question umm... peter pan (the live action version)

tagging @kainks @tvehyungs-gf @guke @sensira @yoongsv basically all my new mutuals (+ anyone else who wants to do this)

#tagged #let me know if u dont wanna be tagged in stuff i won't do it again! #i'm not tagging 20 i dont wanna bother that many people lmao #anyway yeah #it me #i'm boring but i love talking about myself #sometimes #about me

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ok i don’t normally do this kinda stuff but I got officially Tagged by @bunswithknives​ and it feels really rude to ignore my friend whom I peep a lot of test results from.

I’m not gonna add my own question or tag people because ehhhhhhhhhh feels like bothering people kinda

1. coke or pepsi: Pepis, coke is incredibly sweet and also their alternate lines are nothing to write home about while pepsi at least has the 1893

2. disney or dreamworks: I can’t remember a single good Dreamworks movie so that’s a win by default

3. coffee or tea: Coffee until it gives me stomach cramps then it’s tea time

4. books or movies: Hahahah oh man I haven’t done either in years. 

5. windows or mac: macOS High 🍁 Sierra 

6. dc or marvel: Injustice is a better fighter than Marvel vs Capcom could ever aspire to be

7. xbox or playstation: The one with the games.

8. dragon age or mass effect: I feel like I could write a shitload of words on Mass Effect’s amazingness and it’s fall from grace after the first game. Dragon Age Origins was okay, but it’s really not the same stuff.

9. night owl or early riser: I don’t KNOW i sleep in the afternoons!

10. cards or chess: Cards but only when actual money is involved.

11. chocolate or vanilla: If it’s about ice cream, then prolly vanilla, pais better

12. vans or converse: Vans. Converses are made for people with the most narrow feet ever :(

13. lavellan, trevelyan, cadash, or adaar: ok this reminds me of that one furaffinity “shell of choice” field where nobody could explain to me what it was about.

14.  fluff or angst: All angst all the time

15. beach or forest: Beach, but only fully clothed

16.  dogs or cats: I wanna say cats but I think I’ve touched a cat maybe five times in my life? I like kitten videos though

17.  clear skies or rain: r a i n 

18.  cooking or eating out: Cooking owns. Even if whatever I make lasts me for a week and I get bored.

19. Spicy food or mild food: Spicy. Even if it triggers my inflammation every time, it’s worth iiittt.

20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: i fucking WISH halloween was a thing here because it’s amazing and i’d love it!! But it defaults to christmas. Also there’s no gifts on halloween.

21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: i’m already too hot all the time

22.  if you could have a superpower, what would it be: shapeshifting? or idk, invisibility

23.  animation or live action: animation. Tho in recent days I’ve mostly been keeping myself to anime and Adult Swim stuff.

24.  paragon or renegade: The morality system in Mass Effect, despite being good as an idea, fails to understand that most of choices faced by Shepard are solved on case-to-case basis as the character roleplayed would have it instead of following a strict moral guideline

25. baths or showers: I shower like once few days (gross details just for u!) but I like sitting in the bathroom while the shower’s running and the steam fills the room and I feel like I’m in space

26. team cap or team ironman: BOTH ARE GARBAGE IDIOTS also i haven’t watched that movie but from what i remember captain’s idea was “hey maybe the self-appointed vigilante ubermenschen shouldn’t act on their own”? which seems like a good idea and Iron Man was just being a dick as always

27.  fantasy or sci-fi: eeehhhhhh both are okay

28. do you have three or four favourite quotes? if so what are they: I’m not dorky enough to list inspirational quotes even when dared to.

29.  youtube or netflix: Have you seen the polish Netflix offer? People are supposed to pay for this lmao.

30.  harry potter or percy jackson: I was the biggest potterhead in the WORLD when i was a babby. I’m glad the fanfiction site I uploaded my stuff to disappeared though 

31.  when do you feel accomplished: i only know bitter hatred at the fact that no matter what i do i haven’t accomplished enough

32.  star wars or star trek: Star Wars is a cool arthurian fable and all but people get laid more in Star Trek so ultimately it’s the better show

33.  paperback books or hardback books: paperbacks?? they’re easier to carry I guess. Who gives a shit about books.

34. horror or rom-com: Horrors, as long as someone holds my hand during the scary part.

35.  to live in a world without literature or music: I can’t imagine the sad person who answered “music” to this lol

36.  pastel colours or dark colours: As a true doom murderhead, I’m inclined to say dark

37.  tv shows or movies: shows shows shows

38.  city or countryside: I lived in countryside for the first 14 years of my life and it was the shittiest thing I can imagine inflicted on a person. 

39.  if any other zodiac sign could describe you, what would it be: I DON’T KNOW HOW OTHER ZODIAC SIGNS DESCRIBE PEOPLE HOMESTUCK WASN’T CLEAR ON THAT

40.  if you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life what would it be: Hot Sauce Committee p. 2 by Beastie Boys

41.  cinema or theatre: The modern theatrical division between the audience and the actors makes there be no difference

42.  if you could be any fictional character’s best friend, who’d you be: Doomguy’s, the one from Doom

43.  smiling or smirking: 😔

44.  are you an ‘all or nothing’ type or are you more consistent: The all or nothing because honestly why even bother trying to do stuff when I can’t be good at it already

45.  playlists or your whole library on shuffle: Shuffle when I’m outside. I add a shitload of music to my library all the time that I don’t have time to listen to on the reg so if I find 

46. traveling or staying at home: staying home

47.  books or fanfiction: hhhhhhhhhhh

48.  If you could live in a fantasy world, what world would it be: Dark Souls, but preferably not as some hollow asshole that wails on people with a hitstunning torch. I wanna practice my creepy laugh at people

49. your favorite cartoon: Does Homestar Runner count?

50.  name the weirdest five songs on your itunes, current or past: Jesus christ that’s some wankery of a question. Fine. “Aster” by OOIOO, “Szerencsetlen” by Venetian Snares, “Chittam Irangayoo” by Ruins, “Storyteller” by Maquiladora, “Dokonimo” by Miminokoto. I feel like listing albums would be easier but this is tumblr and I don’t assume anyone would listen to this shit anyway

51. mountains or plains: Plains (the american west kind when there isn’t a fuckload of allergizing plants and it all looks like Mars)

52. favorite anime (or tv show if you don’t watch anime): JoJo/Space Dandy/Steins;Gate

53. which social media platform are you most like yourself on: All my internet presence is a carefully crafted internet persona designed to make me look more interesting than I am in real life

54. What are some of your passions: 😔

55. What are some of your current goals in life?: Become a less worthless piece of shit, move to Portland with my gf, maybe go past being a freshman for once

56. A pet that you would like to have (or already have) that is NOT a cat or dog: A tegu. They’re super cool man

57. Body modifications you would like to have: Haha I think I’m pretty set on those. 

58: Describe the most bullshit fictional story you’ve ever read/watched/played: any story originating on tumblr that has people doing those overblown reactions in replies

59: Do you collect anything: It’s not really a collection per se but I like surrounding myself with rare/unique stuff. Handmade objects, limited runs of records, paintings, autographed books, obscure items

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do all of them you mother fucker

not Once but Twice u have done this to m 

Star Platinum – Your thoughts on the stars? i always did like then when i was younger but now they just make me think of jojo so now i especially like them 

Magician’s Red – Do you know any magic tricks? no but im gonna say what u said and i can bend my fingers waay way farther than most people

Hermit Purple – Show a photo of yourself! I HAVENT taken a selfie in forever i’ll do one later 

Silver Chariot (Requiem) – How much sleep do you need on average? i would love a good 10+ but i only get that much on saturday now boo but on average its like 6-7 

The Fool – Tell us a joke! Is your refrigerator running? Because i’m gonna suck your dick

The World -  A place you want to visit? canada like you would not believe 

Crazy Diamond – What do you treasure the most? hmmmmmmm my friendships with my friends 

The Hand – Do you like your hands? nnnot particularly bc i spent a good portion of my life and still do sometimes where i bit my nails til they bleed so they dont look as nice as i’d like them to be when they grow out 

Echoes – Your favourite sound? The world’s time stop sound, but not jotaro’s version, dio’s specifically

Heaven’s Door – Share a secret! my parents’ divorce has made me scared for the future of my own relationships to the point where i can see myself not ever wanting to be in a relationship ever again bc it would be easier than my partner getting tired of me or hating me. on top of the fact that i’m almost exactly like my father and my mom’s ex fiance in every single emotional department which is what caused their divorce/breakup respectively in the first place and that leads me to believe that in the long run i am Romantically  Unlovable 

Killer Queen – How would you like to die? preferably quick and painless 

Bad Company – What kind of character trades do you dislike? any character that is like ‘waahh wah no one understands me bc i enjoy [’highly advanced’ niche series/book/etc] and they all read [popular series/book/etc] like whatever the fuck his name was in aku no hana, it got so obnoxious i had to drop it lmao 

Red Hot Chili Pepper – Can you handle spicy food? cat’s out of the bag guys im actually a Fake Mexican bc i only like mild stuff and hot chips 

The Lock – Anything you feel guilty about right now? ya but thats for another day 

Love Deluxe – Are you secretly in love with someone right now? its absolutely no secret that i am in love with jonathan joestar 

Pearl Jam – Your signature dish? i can make some mean ass rice apparently 

Achtung Baby – Do you want kids? nnnope no thanks never ever i have my cat and thats enough for me 

Harvest – Do you pick up coins in from the street? no bc u dont know where thats been and money is super dirty already 

Cinderella – Which part of your body do you like the most? dang, i guess my thighs? but lately i’ve been a lot easier on myself abt my stomach and how soft it is 

Atom Heart Father – How is your relationship with your father? pretty good bc we’re really alike in temperament too but sometimes it gets pretty awkward bc he can never see me as anything but his little baby daughter who Never Grows Up

Enigma – What is puzzling you currently? when is davidpro gonna drop the part 5 teaser 

Earth Wind and Fire – What’s the best classical element? i personally have always liked fire 

Stray Cat – Cats or dogs? i love both but man im more suited for cats 

Gold Experience – A precious experience you have not shared with your followers? oh man over this summer my dad his gf and me and my sis when on a trip to her dad’s place in this really small town that was like 3 hours away from our city and it was so nice and quiet and peaceful and i felt so clean and happy there, we were only there for a couple days but ever since i’ve really been wanting to go back

Sticky Fingers – Zippers or buttons? zippers are so much faster but they get caught sometimes so Really, pros and cons of each 

Moody Blues – A song that makes you sad? OOO man i was gonna say epitaph bc Of Course but as i was writing this down melancholy man by moody blues came up on this playlist and now im thinkin abt abba and crying 

Sex Pistols – Have you ever shot a gun or riffle? no im tiny and a weenie and i would probably die from the recoil

Aerosmith – Are you afraid of flights? ive never been on one but i am scared of heights so i cant imagine thats any better 

Purple Haze – What makes you really angry? it used to be not being listened to but now i just let it happen bc Why bother but now its more whenever my mom makes a big deal out of simple mistakes of waiters/waitresses or when shes being obviously racist 

Spice Girl – Your favourite spice? idk what its called but theres this one i like to put on fruit before i eat it to make it Spicy 

King Crimson – Is it possible to predict the future? man idk my mom says yea but who knows 

Black Sabbath – How easily do you trust people? like stupidly easy 

Man in the Mirror – Do you like looking into the mirror? nope lol im ugl. ALSO bc i have a bigger than average fear of reflective stuff in general bc what if i see somethign behind me u kno,,,, 

Beach Boy – Have you ever been fishing? nope! the one time my dad went that i knew abt i was in mexico 

The Grateful Dead – What do you want to be remembered for? honestly, anything else that being the ‘way too nice one’ or the doormat 

White Album – Your favourite CD? aaaaa i dont have one i dont really listen to albums 

Talking Head – Are you a good liar? i guess ? i can keep a pretty straight face but its harder to lie to someone i actually know really well bc they can probably tell what my tics are 

Baby Face – Your thought on babies? theyre cute but i would greatly prefer to never have any 

Metallica – Do you like listening to metal? yea

Green Day – Ideal way to spend a day off? sleep, Sleep, stream with friends and lay in bed

Oasis – Best place for a holiday? hhhhh anyplace that relaxes u tbh 

Stone Free – Are you a indoor or outdoor person? i n d o o r i dont like bugs 

Kiss – Who would you like to kiss or get a kiss from? jonathan joest

Burning Down the House – Ever destroyed something and then regretted it? nah, once again im a weenie and im too worried abt consequences to ever do smth like that

Foo Fighters – Your favourite drink? god damn i fucking love raspberry iced tea 

Diverdown – Your thoughts on diving? the ocean fills me with the fear of god. no thanks 

C-Moon – What would you do for your friend’s sake? put myself in bodly harm 

MadeinHeaven – What do you believe happens after you died? nothing tbh you just end up in a grave or urn or wherever u wanted to be put 

Weather Report – Your favourite weather? man i looove love stormy weather 

Whitesnake – Your thoughts on snakes/reptiles? i love them theyre all gorgeous and beautiful

Tusk – Tea or coffee? coffee

Ball Breaker – Your favourite ball game? to play? its basket ball but to watch baseball 

Oh! Lonesome Me – Do you feel lonely right now? no not right now but im sure it’ll happen soon 

Scary Monsters – Your favourite dinosaur? i love velociraptors and also triceratops !!

Cream Starter – Do you usually wear make up? nope and if i do its only ever lipstick

Catch the Rainbow – Your favourite colour in the rainbow? blue and green!! 

Ticket to Ride – What was the last ticket you bought for? i didnt buy it but the last one i had was for the rogue one like. 2 weeks ago

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – Do you believe in the multiverse? i dont think abt it too often but sure

In a Silent Way – Do you enjoy complete silence? yes!! besides some music, i cant concentrate otherwise 

Soft & Wet – Shower or bath? shower bc its easier but i havent taken a bath in forever 

Paisley Park – How good are you with reading maps/directions? Terrible God Awful

Nut King Call – How good are you at assembling/constructing things like Ikea furniture? hmm it depends if i have the manual for it and if i have time to really think on it and im not in a rush or anything

Paper Moon King – Can you do any origami? nope 

King Nothing – Your favourite smell? i really like the smell of cinnamon 

BornThisWay – A strange habit you have? i crack my fingers all the damn time and i like to take off the little plastic circle off of soda bottles and chew on it 

Les Feulies – Your favourite plant? oh damn hmm i like lavenders 

Fun Fun Fun – Something you really enjoy doing? man. i could watch jojo a million times over and i’d never get bored of it 

California King Bed – What size is your bed? currently i sleep in a queen size bc my mom and sis and i share a bed bc we only had one room in our old apartment but now that we moved im sure i’ll be kicked off into a twin soon enough 

JESUS christ ok its almost midnight i hope ur happy you mother fuckre 

#asks #i didnt think it would take this long oh my fodgtrgwrgf #filmgold

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Spooky Babbles About: CW’s PPG leaked script

....oh dear

Disclaimer: this post isn’t meant to start any fights or anything. I believe in criticizing media so that we can learn what does and doesn’t work, and apply that to our own written works. So, we’re here to learn and discuss, so I hope you brought your discount notebook from Staples, and Scholastic Scented Pencils

Anyways, how about that new, edgy live action remake of The PowerPuff girls?

I wanted to share my thoughts as an outsider to the franchise. I’ll admit, I didn’t really grow up with the show. I know the basic stuff about it, like the characters, idea of the plot, and I’ve listened to/watched a lot of videos and podcasts discussing the show. So, I get the basic idea of everything. And I’m not particularly emotionally attached to the show.

Why does this matter? Well, I noticed a lot of backlash against the leaked script of the teaser and I think the first episode? So, I wondered, hey, what would someone who’s a newbie to the series think about this script?

Not just that, but, and I’ll admit, I wasn’t super opposed to the basic idea of the show?

Hear me out

I actually think the idea of someone reflecting on what they missed out on growing up is alright. And since these girls were admittedly busy saving people, it wouldn’t be too out there to wonder how effective they’d be in building lives outside of that. Hell, it’d even be interesting to see the ppg as adults. Are they still a team, what do they think about the whole thing in retrospect, what are they doing? And hey, making some characters lgbt? You know what? Fuck yeah!

So, I don’t think that the concept was dead on arrival... but goddamn, that execution tho. I’ll be detailing what goes on in the script under the cut, so if you’re interested, um... get ready for the new ppg, Tana Mogeau, Trauma Girlboss, and Stereotypical Lesbian Hulk.

Part 1: Plot?

Ok bitches, we’re in a new universe of PPG. There’s swearing and sex and a bunch of unnecessary shit bc EDGE! And listen, as a local edge lord, I don’t mind edginess. I’m just saying, when you’re being a try hard, it’s clear you’re being a try hard.

So, in this universe, the og cartoon exists, and is based on what goes on here... ok. And Prof Uranium or whatever specifically made the gals to be super heroes. With the help of Mojo Jojo, who’s human now bc idk, and spoiler, Mojo becomes angry bc he doesn’t get as much clout as the prof out of this.

So, we get the girlies fighting as little kids, and there’s a mention by Bubbles that they need to look good for the camera bc, if you haven’t figured it the fuck out, we’re going with the oh so original idea that the PPG are just the prof’s way of getting famous and getting clout. Oh, and the mayor’s gf Sara Bellium is now the prof’s gf bc... idk.

Anyways, Mojo is super angry, but he has a son, Jojo, who is crushing on Blossom. Ok. So, Not Monkey man starts an Anti PPG protest? Basically saying that this is all a stunt for money, and even accusing the prof of creating the monsters. Oh yeah, nobody knows where all these monsters came from, and apparently nobody cares enough to investigate I guess. Anyways, even though there’s this entire movement against 3 little girls, the girls are still happy living with the Prof and Sara. Also, apparently Mojo’s motive is that he wanted powers that he could use for good? Ok.

Then oh no, the PPG are teenagers bc time skip. For some reason, Bubbles is hung over bc underage drinking is necessary. Also, the animal lover broke into the zoo and made the flamingos drink alcohol? Ok. And Buttercup is cheating on her gf, bc why not? She’s the most masculine, so obviously she’s the one attracted to women. Stereotypes! And Blossom is a good student. Bc yes. Anyways, they need to get up super early to fight crime, but they don’t want to bc they’re tiiiireeed. And Bubbles doesn’t want pigtails, but the Prof tells her to stay in character, so that’s that.

And then Mojo tries to kill 3 minors with his son, and there’s this entire group of people throwing shit at the girls bc let’s kill kids! And then Blossom accidentally kills Mojo, becomes traumatized, everyone hates these minors, and one by one, all girls run away to start a new life.

Time skip! Buttercup is a firefighter who hides her powers but doesn’t. Bubbles is sticking to her character in an attempt to be a celebrity, and she does anything possible to market off her identity. So, going solo, doing porn, making documentaries, selling merch, etc. And Blossom is a bioengineering student with a boyfriend who might as well not exist.

Btw, part of how Blossom calms herself down when panicking is visualizing her child self. So we get weird scenes where she sees her child self hanging out in a bar? Ok. Also, she has a panic attack every scene she’s in bc I guess we need it? And her sisters calm her down by scream-singing Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson. And that same song is super inspirational to Blossom. I mean, I also like that song, but... ok.

So, the gals are going to Townsville to collect money from the prof. Bubbles is super insensitive to her sisters’ mental health, and is turning the reunion into a documentary, and says at one point that the family dysfunction is all she has. Buttercup is bitching in every scene, and we’re reminded every 10 seconds that Blossom has anxiety.

Anyways, remember Jojo? He’s mayor, and trying to get re-elected. But he wants revenge on the PPG bc dad died, so he does the obvious thing of hiring a child that killed her parents to kill the PPG. And he just acts like a generic super villain in his villain chair, and he has a monkey, and he really doesn’t matter.

The killer kid, Henrietta, shows up in a crowd outside the PPG house, bc people are protesting the girls being back? And she humiliated them. Also, Henrietta has these evil robots that control your brain by going in your ear, and she doesn’t really matter.

We get these whole series of scenes that hammer in that the prof is a bad dad and everyone hates him, but they also lazily set up redemption arc for him or something? Anyways, he figures out that there’s evil going on, bc Henri’s lab is sucking up the wifi on a street. And he convinces the girls to investigate. This is pointless, as the three just go to a bar, and get drunk and argue. And they don’t find Jack shit, although Henrietta is mind controlling some rando who attacks them, and it doesn’t matter.

Then they go home, Buttercup has sex with some other rando and everyone walks in on them, and I guess it’s funny. Also, turns out that the prof has no money to give anyone, so the girls start screaming. We get this weird accusation that the og cartoon whitewashed the girls bc hey, let’s insult the source material. Then the rando gal buttercup was sexing gets possessed by the robots, and attacks, but they save her, and Blossom figures out how to solve everything. Then the prof gets possessed, there’s an entire crowd of possessed people in town now.

Bubbles and buttercup decide to save the day, but Blossom is like “no”. Then her child self shows up, they sing Kelly Clarkson, and then she’s like “ok”. Anyways, the other two have dumped water on the crowd and saved everyone, but oh no, Henri is making the prof do a fall off building backflip, but Blossom saves him. Then they almost kill a child, everyone loves them, the girls decide to be heroes, Jojo sneaks a camera into their home, and is a bad guy I guess.

And there’s the plot. There’s a PDF online if you want to read it. I left some stuff out that really doesn’t matter, so.

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Part 2: Dialogue Who?

Yes, these are screenshots. I thought that if I tried explaining some of this dialogue, people wouldn’t believe me. So...

I hope I don’t need to explain what’s wrong here. Mainly because... I don’t think I can put into words the level of “have you ever spoken to a human being” we’re dealing with here.

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This is already pretty long, so I’ll make a part 2. I’m sure you folks may already have caught on to my opinion of this... thing. But in the next part, I’ll discuss the characters, pandering and how this shit could be fixed.

I apologize for wasting your time

- Spooky S Skeletons