#i mean dead husband

[abovesn4kes]

based off this

#i mean. someone had to #its scary how not bad dutch looks in a dress #frightening information #anyway yeah husband and wife #hosea matthews #dutch van der linde #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #vandermatthews #my art

[gyomeis-beads]

Opens box of special interests and dumps them infront of you like a box of legos

#good omens #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #skate the infinity #bg3 #I am normal #OFMD #haikyuu #demon slayer #kny #aot #attack on titan #there are so many more im going insane #saiki k #sk8 the infinity #spiderman #spiderverse #banana fish #mine #ineffable husbands #TLOU #the last of us #baulders gate 3 #sanrio #mha #our flag means death #COD #jojos bizarre adventure #DND #red dead redemption

[nyaskitten]

Slowly hops on stage, watched by thousands, all murmuring and whispering. I struggle to hold my notecards together and my legs wobble so much that everyone assumes I'm about to dance. "I-I don't think Wusako is as bad as everyone says if you look at canon and how Misako's relationship with Garmadon has drastically changed, as he no longer loves her, and she likely doesn't love him anymore because he's a monstrous husk of who he was... plus it's implied Misako has always liked Wu, but married Garmadon, likely over the letter or whatever..."

The crowd falls silent, then everyone boos, yelling, screaming, throwing tomatoes, weapons, chairs, and even each other onto the stage.

#I mean obv its still odd but. its not the big evil everyone says yk #like #shes not cheating on her dead husk of a husband #they dont love each other anymore #and even if i dont like the idea of wu being lloyds stepfather or something i still think its not as evil as everyone acts like it is #ninjago #raine's rambles #this has been my hot take of the century

[2dieavirgin]

okay please hello i haven't seen anyone talk about this article which is so funny and my favorite thing ever ermm happy pride month i guess

#house md #emi text #to be honest chase is a lesbian TO ME but he's a terrible one at that. and i feel whatever him and cameron had going on is just like the #messiest lesbian relationship to ever exist. lets fuck. no nevermind i was high. i changed my mind lets fuck again. ok no we gotta stop. #hey i think im in love with you. bummer. hey sure im in love with you too i think i mean i guess. lets get married. no nevermind. no ok yes #we are so happily married i love you even tho this is so boring kinda. you have your dead husbands sperm frozen. YOU KILLED A MAN? #but i gotta say he's like schrodingers queer. hes gay hes a lesbian hes straight hes trans IDC i love all of it

[blorbologist]

GIDDY and clapping my hands! For Delilah talking! about! love!!!!! In both the most devoted and fucked up way possible!

Just earnest enough to make you feel it, and subtly tightening the noose! Because to Delilah love is focused and above all else and worth every sacrifice, no questions asked. If it isn't your sacrifice? Not even a thought!

'I don't want to hurt children. I love children,' says Laudna, knowing, knowing Delilah killed and hung children from a fucking tree for goals tangentially related to her love!!!

#That’s what she means about getting love to not be pain!!! #You cant hurt if your husband isnt dead. can always come back so long as you remove your own pain by inflicting it tenfold on everyone else #thats my BITCH!!! THATS HER THATS MY BITCH #ugh shes so fucked up i love her #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #critical role #delilah briarwood #laudna

[shopcat]

omfg people really need to calm the fuck down about people disliking some characters like it's not always a deep seated prejudice or an inability to empathise it's because we are human beings with our own experiences and normal biases and fictional characters are not real and it doesn't matter if you don't like them for pretty much any reason at all and doesn't make you suddenly x just because the character is y it just means you don't like them. obviously other indications of actual prejudice or a repeated pattern mean something else entirely but you can just dislike a character because get this they're a character and not a real person. you can dislike real people too even it's almost like we've got free will. please oh please can we get out of the torture chamber together.

#🐾 #just saw the dumbest post ever i wish you could take away someone's keyboard #saw someone say it was inherently misogynist to not like zuko's damn mom like omfg #she's literally a 2 dimensional nothingburger i'm sorry i don't give a FAUCK 😭 people are so damn annoying #i don't like her cuz of the way she treated azula and OBVIOUSLY!!! because my own mother hates me and abandoned me but loves her other #children. and OBVIOUSLY!!!! this means i seriously don't give a fuck about her and honesrlt wish she (ursa) were dead and You know what.. #it doesn't MATTERRRR SHES NOT REAL. GET A FUCKING GRIP 😭 FICTION IS A REFLECTION OF REALITY #obviously i would and do feel differently about complex family dynamics irl but you know what's not real irl either. FIRE MAGIC #YOU BRAINDEAD IDIOTS SERIOUSLYYY #every actually ridiculously insane motherfuckerrrr who claims all ursa ''haters'' are inherently morally Wrong just make me hate her more #like awww yeah it is so sad. it's so sad to abandon your children and favour one over the other and also enable all of your husbands #actions that's so sad #ngl i don't really care that much but people who act like the wife of the colonist is 100% innocent is crazy #and treating her like some sad trapped victim who also has no free will is like... Well it's not NOT racist #like she was not actually trapped considering she you know left and was always fully capable of doing so #okay this was obv a rant i won't delete it but like tldr harmless biases like this seriously don't hurt anything and don't make ppl who #don't like her Woman haters. esp bc most ppl who don't like who do it bc they Do love azula 😭 but for me personally it's just like sorry #she's a bad mother. and i have no mother anymore. So i'm allowed to hate her. ..

[labyrynth]

ok so your first problem was assuming mdzs is a story where Good People are Rewarded and Bad People are Punished.

your second problem was assuming that MXTX—who goes out of her way to showcase unresolved, tragic, undeserved endings in all of her works—would ever write a story with such a shallow notion of “deserving.”

the only reason wangxian makes it out unscathed is because they’re literally the protagonists. authorial intent and plot armor ensure their happy ending. that’s it.

#mdzs talk #moi #i mean it also helps that neither wwx nor lwj give a rats ass about the rest of the cultivation world #wwx had already fucked off and lwj was basically doing that too #that man has never given a single shit about politics and maintaining good relationships #like what does it say about you if even jiang cheng is a better politician than you. #mister ‘don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee. or after. just don’t fucking talk to me.’ #but yeah wangxian is like oh we helped to create a massive power vacuum and destabilized the entire cultivation world? #ahaha no way!🤪 hey actually can this wait? my husband and i wanna go fuck in the bushes 🥰 #like. lwj that’s YOUR brother that just lost his most significant emotional support of the last decade. #wwx that’s YOUR pseudo nephew whose parental figure you just got killed. #that’s YOUR pseudo nephew who now has to become sect leader at like 15. #but nah they wanna go bang on the side of the road #god forbid they try to clean up some of the gigantic mess they helped to make #and nobody try to argue ‘well but jgy!!’ buh buh buh nothing. jgy cleaned up after himself. #neither wwx nor lwj had ANY personal stake in seeing jgy dead. lwj SHOULD have had a personal stake in keeping him alive actually. #i still think it’s super shitty and hypocritical of lwj to defend wwx so strongly and yet try so hard to condemn jgy in PRIVATE #both wwx and lwj really showed their asses at guanyin ngl. obviously huaisang did too. #like yeah it’s noble and righteous or whatever but like. righteousness was not why lwj defended wwx before. #wangxian stans being self-righteous and hypocritical? with classist double standards? with black and white mentality? #wow! who would have ever guessed?

[ineffable-doll]

Remembering when I joined the fandom in 2020 and no one would explain where the whole South Downs thing came from

#i read so many fics with the bookshop opening scene before learning it was a deleted scene from the season 1 script book #and the way people call the kiss EVERY because of the leak but if you don't KNOW that we sound CRAZY #and so many details from the original book that will go right over show-only fans' heads #i wonder how many things show-only fans think are fanon but are actually from the OG #he could do interesting things with tongue indeed mister snakeskin boots #and that's not even bringing the radio drama into this and the references to crowley wearing a skirt and hastur being dead etc #anyway this is not making fun of new fans by any means #if you're in this as deep as I am then we're in the same boat of absurdity #I'm just writing a fic that includes a lot of non-show non-canon scenes that exist in fandom spaces and it amused me #good omens #good omens 2 #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley

[kame56u]

happy birthday izou!

#one piece #izou #izo #happy birthday to my favourite one piece character of probably almost a decade maybe #loved him ever since i was a child when he was first introduced in marineford #how could my younger child self NOT fall in love at first sight with the pretty gender non conforming japanese guy #ofc i was obsessed #oh how ecstatic my younger child self would be if i told them that this character would later come back and be relevant again years later #and how they would still love him all the same #live laugh love izou #he means the world to me tbh #feeling like those husbands who reminisce their dead wife all beautiful and glowing with their long hair flowing in the wind

[poly-space-nerds]

ok one of the best parts of any fan fiction is two people falling asleep together all cuddled up and in love and while Dream doesn’t really sleep, i refuse to believe he doesn’t still cuddle up with Hob. So in order to ease my mind I will believe that when Dream falls asleep, he just enters his realm. He basically works night shift while his corporeal form is still snuggled against Hob.

#i mean he still wakes up and goes to the dreaming #but you can rip Hob waking up with Dream in his arms from my cold dead hands #nothing makes my heart more melty than absolute domesticity and u know what?? #hob and dream don’t get to be excluded from that just because dream is a personification of dreams #in fact #i think they deserve some domestic shit in their lives #dreamling #centennial husbands #dream x hob #hob gadling #robert gadling #the sandman netflix #the sandman #dream of the endless

[an-egg-on-it]

A lot of people (including me) have been making the comparison between OFMD and Good Omens and the blond one of the respective main couple returning to the life they didn't like in the first place, but I think it's important to remember that they made that decision after outside interference. For Stede, it was Badminton, for Aziraphale, it was the Metatron. Now, Badminton ended up getting shot (by his own gun, accidentally), but the Metatron is still alive and kicking. Which is why I propose that Crowley (or anyone, really) goes up to heaven with a gun that he barely knows how to use and KILL THE METATRON

#KILL HIM #THIS IS HIS FAULT #is it important for azi's character development? #yeah #but i still want the bastard dead #good omens #good omens spoilers #crowley #the metatron #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #ofmd #our flag means death #gentlebeard #stede bonnet #caps tw #I'm assuming that he has not used a real gun since 1941

[hauntingblue]

Oden's prophecy of young pirates coming to save wano becoming yamato's hope for his freedom.... and him becoming oden because of it.... it's just so good... on the other side luffy taking ace's spot for liberating yamato... I think I hauve covid

#the spades pirates in wano to save children... omg... deuce.... i have heard so much of you.... #yamato complaining about how eveyrhing is his father's fault and ace getting violent... #it is so sad that in the end it was (partially maybe) his father's fault... if not roger then whitebeard..... maybe both #the hibiscus flowers..... rouge.... #yamato telling ace he talks too much about luffy.... omg..... #NAMI TELLS TAMA LUFFY LOST ACE TOO!!! AND LUFFY CAME BACK TO WANO BC ACE SAID HE WOULD!!! OMG...... THE LINGERING..... #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1014 #pink haired samurai is still alive and kicking... hell yeah.... #ODEN WAS THE SECOND COMMANDER FOR WHITEBEARD??? OMG??? #whitebeard dealing with his rebellious son ace akshaksjak..... #ace wanting to save wano for his husband and child but wb wouldn't let him bc he is still caught up about his ex husband's death... complex #TEACH GO TO HELL!!! FUCK YOU!!! DIEEEE!!!! #they can't put luffy crying about ace dying here again.... tama feeling bad about yelling at luffy.... #YAMATO KNOWS ABOUT THE D???? #big mom wants robin.... i mean of course.... curious about pudding and her third eye.... we will meet again i guess... #PONEGLYPH!!!! kaido little borther to mom...... god valley.... rox.... i remember.... she gave him his power omg... #episode 1015 #ace face down smiling after whitebeard beats him up reminded me of ace dead smiling. hell on earth this is my last straw. goodbye. #the animation <3 ace i love you <3 yamato you are great <3 #omg... little ASL with the big pirates saying he will become pirate king omg... #PAUSE!! ACE HEARING GOOD THINGS ABOUT ROGER AND SAYING HE SOUNDS NICE THIS IS CRUCIAL TO MY ACE LORE OMG #yamato didnt say who it was... did ace really die not thinking his father was good this is my roman empire... critical hit to my brain #yamato made aces vivre card.... should i end it all for realsies this time.... #his cunty skate boat 😭😭😭😭 i could cry #he really is looking like a beautiful dead wife this episode.... yamato......the vivre card omg..... NOT THE FLASHBACK ENOUGH #THE TRANAITION BETWEEN ACE FALLING OFF LUFFY AND HIM FALLING TO THE GROUND OMG AKFBSKDNDKSKLWKWNSKWK NOOOOOO #OH FINALLY THEY ARE ALL THERE TO FOGHT BIG MOM AND KAIDO!!! FUCK YEAAHHHHHH a good drag for the mugis for good measure #episode 1013

[wingsofhcpe]

HOLD UP OMG

in Second Self... is Raffi seeing the future visions of Seven, Rios and Elnor? On Ordeve? So many years before she met any of them?!

I am. So mindblown right now.

#screaming. i have the last part of the book to finish but WHAT??? W H A T??? She saw them in her dream and then WHILE ON EARTH??? #star trek #star trek picard #raffi musiker #cristobal rios #seven of nine #elnor #second self #mar's book rambles #i knew the guy with the staff was elnor from the moment he was described. then put the pieces together for seven and rios #and now im like. so confused #i guess i'll find out abt the freaky shit and dreams from the caanta valley before the end of the book but this is so ominous #(i love it) #also i know rios dies in s2. and elnor dies temporarily. does that mean something. that the visions are dead people #since byrne also saw her dead husband. but afaik seven doesnt die. so maybe it's just people that love you??

[deathfavor]

old people are so wild omg 😂

#mobile ooc #At least the chill ones #I mean this in a good way #This lady was talking about how techy everything is #And looks at me and “I was a young lady in the 50s and I had a very good time” #And then winked at me with one of those secret smiles #And casually mentioned she's wife number 4 so clearly her husband had a good time too #Her words not mine #And another older woman was just #“See you next year unless I'm dead!” #Followed by “those IRS nuisances can't take more money from me if I'm dead” #MA'AM PLEASE but also true

[bb0nline]

I know I haven't posted here in forver but mp100 moots PLEASE tell me you know who wrote the fanfic "Sadness Accident" and if it still exist I can't find it anywhere and it is literally my fav fic of all time I'm going crazy😭😭😭😭.

#mp100 #mp100 fanfic #serirei #ant talks #spoilers for the fic but #basically reigen gets depressed as hell and drinks a lot #passes out. when he wakes up he is in an alternate world where he has everything he ever wanted #married to serizawa. has a child. money. ya know the joke thing #then he finds out that he gained it all via corrupt methods (causing more haunting s everywhere so there is more to exercise) #and it bites him in the ass and his daughter dies his husband dies everyone he loves dies #then OH SHIT it was a dream (kind of?) and in reality reigen is basically almost dead due to alcohol poisoning #and the whole thing was like his consciousness being like do you want to live? and stuff #and there was guilt and self loathing and an intense need for love and confrontation wit himself and all the things he loved and it was #SO GOOD #and after all the confrontation he decides he wants to live and he fights #and while that's happening serizawa and dimple and trying their damn hardest to keep this man from dying since they found his body #reigen survives. every is like WHAT THE HELL?? and he is like guys. it was a sadness accident #but it's written a lot better then that #and serizawa and Reigen kind of?? get together I mean they do but serizawa is pissed about the whole reigen almost dying thing #and it ends with serizawa asking reigen who that young girl he saw in reigens dream was and reigen is like uh #and ITS SLOOO GOOD I CANT DESCRIBE IT IT IS SO GOOD. I NEED TO FIND IT PLEASEEE #the author also had other serirei fics that were like the most beutiful things ever #there was one that was a spin-off of sadness accident where it was about the serirei child but she was real and her whole life #THAT ONE HAD ME SOBBING #if the author wants their fics to be forgotten and stuff I'll delete this but I need to know if anyone has any of that authors fics #or know what happened #insanity is taking over #this is typos in the tags btw sorry I lt was a spur of the moment thing

[metatronhateblog]

I don't know if anyone else has pointed this out yet, but in Season 2 episode 3 (aka the grave digging episode) Aziraphale drives their Crowley's car. In the car he's listening to classical music and the piece he gets to play is 'Danse Macabre' by Camille Saint-Saëns. And if you don't know the 'Danse Macacre' it's a classical piece from 1874 and the French title translates to 'dance of death.' The piece itself is in a minor key and has a lot of strings that gives it an almost playful yet dreary tone. It's often interpreted to represent the resurrection of the dead, no matter the walk of life, and then dancing around graves. The overall message is basically that death is inevitable and no one can escape from it, that it doesn't matter who you are, all things come to an end.

So anyways, I recall Neil Gaiman or someone (sorry if it wasn't you Neil, I can't remember if I saw it here on Tumblr or in one of the several Good Omens interviews) that everything that happens in the show is deliberate. We all know it's deliberate that Crowley listens to Queen/the Bentley turns all music into Queen (sorry im not doing this explanation justice) and we also know that Aziraphale seems to like classical music. But I think there's a darker meaning almost to him listening to the 'Danse Macabre' and that maybe there's just subtle hints all through the season that the end is inevitable no matter how desperately this angel and demon try to prevent it. Or maybe it's even that this whole time it was telling us anyways that Aziraphale was bound to become Supreme Archangel. Or maybe it's just because this episode is about grave robbing, digging up the bodies that died and using them for a new purpose (also considering the grave robbing episode takes place in the early 1800s, before this piece was composed but still) and the piece is actually just to set the tone of the episode. Or maybe it's different all together.

Either way, I think it's important to note the piece he's listening to and the story the piece tells and it's relevance to the story as a whole.

#good omens #good omens 2 #neil gaiman #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #classical music #danse macabre #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #i mean seriously #theres causally a lot of subliminal messaging all throughout this season #the first time i heard #everyday its a getting closer #i assumed it was talking about the end of the world #not to mention one of the times Jim remembers something as Gabriel I'm pretty sure he's talking from Revelation #the dead being resurrected #im just saying #i know people are doing lots of deep analysies of this season #and i surprisingly havent actually seen a lot myself #but theres just this constant message the whole season that leads me to believe that the end will happen #unless crowley and aziraphale have one final go to stop it