#i mean i will be having a fucking ball but yes i will miss tumblr!!!

[awsugar]

i leave for tour a week from TODAY. one week...and ill be gone for 9 days. my posts will be few but i feel like the content will improve in quality while im gone so.

#also i close 5 of the next 6 nights before i leave #and i have shit to get ready to leave #so i probably wont be able to set up much of a queue #so im gonna be pretty MIA for a while #will you miss me...... #i mean i will be having a fucking ball but yes i will miss tumblr!!! #i will miss my anons #are you going to forget about me... :(

[pixiesfz]

Mackenzie Arnold x reader

plot: Mackenzie and her new fiancé are out to go shopping for your wedding, when you wake up you think of the day when she did give you the ring

warnings: none (except for the fact this is my first tumblr post)

You were very excited for today, you were about to start shopping for your wedding to the love of your life.

You still remember when she dropped down on one knee, it was after the France game and you decided to surprise her at the end of the game but when Courtney Vine's ball hit the net you couldn't help but scream so loud that your significant other heard you and ran over to you.

No words were said as she picked you up and brought you over to the field and hugged you "I thought I fucked it up" she whispered, referring to when she missed her penalty "So what if you missed a penalty kick, you saved so many goals for them to get, you've made history" you smiled and kissed her temple "now go celebrate with your team" you laughed as you saw Sam Kerr running over to your girlfriend.

"Macca!"

The captain jumped on Mackenzie's back as you winked at her "Of course we did it, your good luck charm was here" Sam smiled before fake bowing at you "Milady" You laughed at her antics before turning on your heels "I'm staying at the hotel across the road!" you yelled to your girlfriend before walking back to the stands.

Back in the hotel, you got changed into your pj's and started to get ready for bed, you had been home for a while and had expected Mackenzie to come over but she had just made Australian history with her teammates so you assumed she was out partying with them.

Spitting your toothpaste out and rinsing out your mouth with water is when you hear knocking at your door. "No room service!" you yelled out before hearing chuckling "Not room service babe" You heard your girlfriend's voice behind the door which you were now practically skipping to.

Opening it is when your smile grows, and your girlfriend stands there with a big smile on her face "Where have you been?" you ask "What do you mean?" Mackenzie pulls a face "You just took a while that's all" you shrugged "thought you were celebrating with the girls"

"I'd rather celebrate with my girlfriend" she simply stated as she put her bag down

It was at times like this you realized how hopelessly in love with the goalkeeper you were, she had just done something so special and she wanted to celebrate with you, her girlfriend who only got into soccer because of her when you ran into her at a Bali sports bar during the men's world cup when the Socceroos lost and then left Alanna and Caitlin to ramble about the rules of soccer to a girl she had just met.

"Alright" you smiled "I'll go put something nice on then" and Mackenzie nodded her head.

When you closed your door Mackenzie let out a big breath as she picked out the box she had spent so long getting, after the game she decided it was time, you were her good luck charm and she never wanted to lose you.

You had no idea what was happening outside your room door as you were deciding between two tops, opening the door you went to ask your girlfriend but she had a different idea.

Right in front of you was Mackenzie with one knee down, tears spiking out of her eyes out of nerves, and a beautiful ring in her hands as she held it towards you.

She shrugged "I know I don't have roses on the floor but-" "yes" you cut her off immediately but she brang the ring closer to her

"Let me do the cute long speech that I wrote and memorized in the car" she sassed as a tear ran down your cheek.

You always remembered that night in France with the biggest smile on your face, even now as you watched your sleeping Fiancé next to you who snuggled closer to you

"What are you smiling about," she asked "You are just so stubborn" You smiled and you felt her eyes roll on your chest "you ready for today?" she asked, knowing your excitement about weddings

"ready Freddy" you joked as Mackenzie laughed at the fact that it was so bad but you silenced her by pecking her on the lips

"leave in 15?" you asked and Mackenzie wrapped her arms around you and turned so she was on top of you on the bed and cuddling you like a koala

"make it 30"

#mackenzie arnold #matildas x reader #imagine #woso #woso x reader #woso soccer #woso community #england lionesses #worldcup2023 #matildas #caitlin foord #alanna kennedy #kyra cooney cross x reader #sam kerr #ellie carpenter #hayley raso #lucy bronze #leah williamson #katie mccabe #soccer #football #arsenal #man city #chelsea #alessia russo

[madstronaut]

it is currently madstro'clock and it is FaFiCoWriYear in this house

the original FaFiCoWriMo post feels too long to keep reblogging but I'm choking laughing right now because I decided to link it and this image above is what I see - FUCK IT WE BALL 😂😂😂😂😂😂 (truly my whole tumblr vibe)

me: gonna plug away at commenting on all the fics I’ve read lately that I love hmm should take a break 

also me: *takes break by looking for other fics to read*

I was completely taken off-guard by stumbling on this fic while mindlessly scrolling on tumblr and having it show up in my recs, so yes i live-blogged by reading even though I HAVE SO MANY OTHER DRAFTS OPEN BUT IT'S COS I END UP RE-READING CERTAIN FICS OVER AND OVER AND I KEEP FINDING NEW COMMENTS TO WRITE IM STILL THINKNIG OF COMMENTS I MISSED ON FICS I ALREADY COMMENTED ON BUT ANYWAY AHEM- 

without further ado, pls stay for the rambly thoughts, then flee in fright because of the increasing levels of unhinged commentar-

Reading: Touch-starved Nikto fic series by @keysorsomething

- "his current running theory was that you must have some form of brain damage. Perhaps you were dropped as a baby."

hehehehehehehe i swear nikto writers capture what i think would be his sense of humor with bullseye accuracy imho

- “His bright blue eyes broke through the dim lighting as if they were backlit by two LED bulbs in his skull.”

“You crack your eye open, meeting his piercing blue stare, like hot water down the back of your shirt.”

OMG TRULY THIS ENCAPSULATES THE EXPERIENCES OF BEHOLDING HIS EYES/WHAT I IMAGINE EYE CONTACT WITH NIKTO IS LIKE???

- “Maybe you could weird him out enough for him to leave you be..?”

literally held my breath reading the next few paragraphs til I read “He’s very gentle”

I don’t know what exactly it is about gentle touch but it can cut through people’s armor & walls like butter IRL and in fic and I JUST *am exploding, cannot type further*

- “His eyes looked like he was blinking on occasion, which was actually mildly upsetting because there goes your Christmas present for him.”

honestly what a thoughtful gift for the reader to get him eyedrops lmao *tell me u have a crush without telling me u have a crush, oh nothing just got you an extremely specific gift cos I noticed small details about you*

- “Did this count at fraternization?”

LMAO READER THIS MADE ME CRY LAUGHING “Im SORRy i woNT TOUCH HIM WITH TWO FINGERS AGAIN, IM SORRY I MISSED IT IN MY CONTRACT COS I WAS TOO BUSY STARING AT ALL THE $$$$-

- “I wanna know what’s up-” you pause “-man,” you tack it on, but quickly feel like you shouldn’t have. Who the fuck calls a guy like this man?

omg I am alr in love i fucking looooove awkward!readers

- trope alert trope alert trope alert STORAGE CLOSET READER? REALLY? (yes please god yes im so happy rn)

i would like to kneel before this all-powerful goofy ass awkward adorable reader who has nikto scared in a closet looking for ways out 

- “Not like that,” You correct, and he just eyes you more confusedly. “I mean, not yet..? Look,” You sigh,”

the “i mean, not yet” - like omg nikto if i was in ur shoes hearing this i would have to suppress the strong urge to immediately make out and probably fail to stopper the hearts exploding from my body (and ofc hide the involuntary boner popping maybe hello?)

- ““See you tonight,” Klaus mocks.”

i pity these fools, reader has just tamed nikto, i would beat all their asses immediately singlehandedly from the sheer high and power trip i would be on

- if someone referred to me as ‘one of the three snoopiest bitches on base’ i would get it tattooed on my collarbones probably

- ‘being called into König’s office and being scolded about fraternizing’ - thisisaniktoficstopthirstingforkonigthisisaniktoficstopthirstingforkonigthisisaniktoficstopthirstingforkonigthisisaniktoficstopthirstingforkonigthisisaniktoficstopthirstingforkonigthisisaniktoficstopthirstingforkonigthisisaniktoficstopthirstingforkonig

- ‘His guns are neatly lined up against the wall, biggest to smallest.’

CUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTE omg i just know he prob has nicknames for them too

- ““Нет,” He replies firmly. He’s in more comfortable clothes, something you’ve never seen before.”

i am probably dating myself here but at the tight t-shirt and sweats description all i hear is BOWCHICKAWOWOWOWWWWW

- “Your eyes stay on him intensely as he lays down in the bed, sliding under the covers. “You are here to help us sleep,”

ok all my horniness left me (ok almost all not all of it of course not i would die) and i just felt so tender and awwwwwwww of it all, esp. the reader comparing his grip to a child with their lovie :( 

- “You see the faint, deep-brown shaping of his brows, his long eyelashes, the scar that covers the right side, but most importantly, the pale gleam of his skin in the little light.

He had washed the eyeblack off. And he had done it just for you.”

I am left speechless here; the buildup to this scene is storytelling and climactic perfection in my opinion

then i clicked on next part and it is titled “caught” and i screamed out loud lol

- “You dare to even think you want the world to melt away, for time to be this moment and this moment alone, always and forever, but should you really let him boss you around like that?”

looooooooove, totally captures that feeling when u have one of those 'time stands still/you wished time stood still' moments IRL

also YES READER WITH A SPINE/BRAIN IS ALSO MY OTHER KINK

- also as much as ive somehow developed a bizarrely unquenchable thirst for graves (do not @ me, i know, i have problems and I love it) canon graves is exactly how id imagine he’d be like in this fic esp with the constant mansplaining

- "How do you deny a masked man who’s speaking in his mother tongue?"

YOU CANT. YOU JUST CAN’T! IT’S A LAW OF NATURE. IT IS SCIENTIFIC FACT. IT IS IRREFUTABLE. IT IS ABSOLUTE TRUTH. IT IS DIVINE DOGMA. IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-

- “When you look into his eyes, you feel like he wants nothing more than to touch you, and you feel he agrees that this moment is ever so precious. But he doesn’t want to touch you. Perhaps he’s afraid, or perhaps he doesn’t like his face being touched, so he won’t touch yours. The Golden Rule and all that.”

“It’s all the best thing to ever happen in this place, and you have a feeling it’s the best thing to have ever happened to him.”

““Nikto?” You ask, voice soft and wavering, like if you speak too loud you’ll create a rip in space-time and it will have never happened.”

again i feel like someone has snipershot me to the heart with tenderness, everything about this fic and the premise just speaks to a core desire i have to create moments like this, to bypass someone’s armor and touch their heart, and be a source of healing for hurt just by the gift of our mere presence and vice versa - and have this moment and memory become an indescribable source of light and strength in dark and dreary times to be taken out and relived over and over again as needed (or is it just me that does this lol idk)  

fanfic writers never change and keep creating pls <3 ur words create worlds that inspire and brighten our IRL world <3

- i am deeply moved by the indescribable tenderness of nikto waking reader up by softly patting their cheek - this man known and infamous for his harshness and aggression - UNF

-  “As always, they are an icy blue that doesn’t match the feeling of having them on you at all. But by now they feel so much cooler than before, like a warm hug or a heated blanket instead of a hot iron.”

if you’ve known any blue-eyed folx up close i have most def seen their eye color change with emotions, sooo fascinating and hot

- ummmmm my jaw fucking dropped when i realized he leaned in…TO KISS HER? I THOUGHT HE WAS ALSO GONNA REST HIS EYES AND JUST SLEEP FOR A BIT NEXT TO HER? OMG the emotional rOLLERCOASTER THIS STORY HAS TAKEN ME ON *running to download it as we speak*

- BUT aHHHH HTHE ACTUAL SCREAM WHEN READER RUNS INTO KONIG

- omg when reader starting sniffling i just want to hug her and also go back in the room and yell at konig OMG YOU MADE OUR HIGHLY TRAINED PMC-LEVEL KILLER READER CINNAMON ROLL CRY I WILL HURT YOU SIR IDK HOW COS IM LIKE 5’2 BUT IF I HAVE TO CLIMB U LIKE A TREE TO DO SO I WILL TO GET IN YOUR FACE-

- “Who the hell can you trust? Both not to talk, but also with Nikto.” - ends up being Velikan meanwhile me busy shredding the post-it behind my back hoping/suggesting it’s dmitry bale and trying not to cry- (ignore me dmitry is my current hyper fixation)

- i wont lie i am both so heart warmed by how tender and sweet reader is for being so good at reading body language and also laughing my ass off at her having this kinda complicated conversation with velikan who does not talk, mostly growls also while typing this his name autocorrected to pelican and i cannot stop fucking laughing

- omg DMITRY REFERENCE I SCREAMED OUT LOUD (it’s like 1130pm where i am, sorry to my apt neighbors)

- also omg i am crying at this allegiance letter with sputnik, i love both how thoughtful and it is and how it highlights each member and their personality - and that the return of sputnik returned some good memories back to nikto <3, shoutout to any PTSD folx who also deal with blankouts, flashbacks, and having good memory recall be a total struggle street - i think i would openly sob if someone did for me the emotional equivalent of what velikan (and allegiance and by extension reader) did for nikto here with sputnik <3 (and now im remembering IRL times people have done this for me and now im crying omg THE POWER OF FANFIC Y’ALL)

-AH YEGOR CAMEO? MY FAVORITE UKRAINIAN OPERATOR IN ALL OF COD? (madstro, there’s only one ukrainian operat-SHUT UP I SAID MY FAVORITE UKRAINIAN OPERATOR SHOWED UP)

- also i love how Velikan is written here - “This motherfucker was going to get him put on Fatal Attractions.” i would chill and fuck with him and also probably kill for him hahaha jk or am i-

- very into this irresponsible driver yet simultaneously responsible dog dad rodion rn

- also love the small touch of velikan removing his mask to look yegor in the eye asking if krueger is dead or not

the absolute ride this fic took me on???? incredible incredible incredible this is going in my list of top favorite COD fics @keysorsomething and if i could boost this in the nikto fics tag i would but i'll mostly just be salivating here in the corner over this fic in the meantime, tyvm <3

#madstrothought #FaFiCoWriMo #call of duty #nikto #Keysorsomething #touch-starved nikto fics #The Shape #Easing Into It #Into The Hyena's Den #SPUTNIK the hyena #Bright & Early #Unprofessional #Everyone has a Reason to Stay (Primireniye)

[alchemistdetective]

@divinityunleashed replied to your post “I have my own list on what to do when it comes to...”:

Preeeeeeeech!

​@hxkerwxlf replied to your post “I have my own list on what to do when it comes to...”:

ramble more nerd

((WELL, ALRIGHT, IF YOU GUYS ARE SURE, I'll try to summarize it in a few key points.))

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Amber's Tumblr RP Activity guide

P.S: This is all based on personal experience based on the time I've been here for years. Results may differ, but this is pretty much what works best for me.

I think everyone knows the usual 'Have Fun' advice, which is pretty much the most important thing, but I have a few things to add on my own:

1) Remember that this is Tumblr, and not Wattpad.

I know, this is very obvious. You are looking at this post in Tumblr.com, after all. But... what exactly do I mean by this?

Tumblr is a social blogging website. And unlike Wattpad, we're not writing a book by ourselves. We're writing said book with others.

RPing is different from traditional writing. And the biggest difference when it comes to these two is:

2) Always, ALWAYS try to throw SOMETHING to get people to be involved easier. Make it as easy as possible!

This... is something I actually kind of want to touch on for a while, because I notice this even among people who have been RPing for years, and that's... not giving bait for people to work with

Here's an example, let's say I make a post:

Chloe is working on alchemy. Oops! She realizes she doesn't have enough ingredients in the shelf! Off she goes to the Human Village to find for ingredients!

It's okay, but... there's not much to work with.

What ingredients is she looking for? Where in the Human Village is she going?

People tend not to figure out these things for you, so they kind of just leave it be there, and people go 'Oh it's just her doing her daily things'

So... let's try to add a bit more stuff in it:

Chloe is working on alchemy. Oops! She realizes she doesn't have enough ingredients in the shelf! She realizes that the things which are missing are as follows: - One Tengu Feather - One Medical Herb from Eientei - One Divine Water from Korin's Tower The human village is a good place to start for the ingredients!

And just like that, it became much better, because it's easier for people to throw themselves with the item in need. Heck, if you want to go the extra mile, throw an ask to those people who like the post, it always worked for me lajsGHLJSHDASD

This goes the same for replies. ALWAYS throw something for the person to reply to.

Think of it like a ping-pong game where the ball keeps bouncing between you and your partner. You want to throw the ball back to them, so they can hit it and throw it back to you.

Have your character ask a question, wonder something about them, something easier for them to lead on to or reply to.

Also, it's preferable you keep things simple, especially when it comes to...:

3) Silly things! Don't be afraid of throwing whatever for dash activity!

You remember the whole universal rule of 'Have fun'? Well, there we go! Anything in your head, just throw it out.

Here, I'll give an example. I'll just post something like:

Crescent makes a fucking cake and it's just nothing but guns

And someone could easily post something like

"lol that's a stupid cake, anyways here's mine"

CONGRATULATIONS, PEOPLE ARE HAPPY, YAAY

Remember, we're all here to have fun! Just let loose, and stuff :DDD

Honestly, casual shenanigans fun is pretty much the best way of doing whatever, and that's mostly when you clear your head of all sense and reason, then post the stupidest thing you can

Don't overthink it, just do! And if nothing happens, then it's fine, you pretty much threw your shot!

Remember, the worst thing that could happen is no one replies to it. It's discouraging, yes, but it's okay, it happens! So just throw your shot, and have fun!

4) Approach people and throw your character AT them. Don't worry, we're all awkward potatoes.

This is doubly-even more so important for OCs, especially new ones. OCs are unfamiliar territory and the Pandora's Box, and most people prefer things they're familiar with, and stick with that.

Don't worry, I understand. It's really intimidating to go up to someone, wave at them, and throw yourself at them.

But seriously, we're all nerds in Tumblr. I'm equally as shy, especially around people I don't know. So... just throw yourself if you see the opportunity to! You see a meme they reblog? Why not throw something?

Really, the worst thing they can do is say 'No'. And if they do, then it's okay, there's next time, or other places who might be interested in them. Just remember, try to take the initiative and get in there.

Double points if you throw your character at something you think their character might need help with, some event they're doing, or the RPer is trying to explore more. (Example for my case, Chloe's hometown or Rirune's world, or for other RPer's cases, their OC's backstories, fears, etc.)

Remember, people are more likely to approach if there's a pre-existing relationship with one character of yours, and vise versa! So try to get in there if you see something you can throw your character at!

5) Don't force activity. The time will come!

If you're struggling on writing anything... it's fine! Just get out of Tumblr, go play a game or something. The last thing we want to do is force ourselves to push activity, even when we're not feeling like it.

If you do force it, that would make Tumblr RPing more of a chore than a hobby, and it will show. And... we don't want to treat our hobby like a side job.

Think of it like fishing. Your inspiration WILL come, just wait for it. Don't force interacting with other people if you can't think of anything, or try pushing things out if you don't have the mood to do so.

Remember, RPing is a hobby where it takes two to tango. Remember, we're here to have fun together!

6) Try to show interest, we're not mind readers

Small little thing, but if someone shows interest to you by trying to start threads with you, throw you an ask... Try to return the favor when the opportunity comes.

We've all been at the side of 'I threw things at the person but they don't seem to want to RP with me, so I'll leave them alone because they're hard to approach', and I don't think anyone wants that ljhgjlad

This isn't 'reblog karma' or anything, when it comes to memes, but rather, showing interest in someone's stuff, whether it's throwing your character back at them, liking their posts, etc. can go a long way to give your partner the OK, which means more activity for you two!

Basically: tl;dr:

1) Remember that this is Tumblr, a social blogging website! You're playing with other people, and the both of you are writing stories together, and having fun in a playground! You can write things yourself via drabbles, but ultimately, we're pretty much in this together!

2) If you do want to do something, make it easy for people to come in! Try to get people involved in the most simplest way possible in your head, and remember, throw a ball to your partner to lead on!

3) Shenanigans are usually the best way for activity because of how simple and fun it is, not to mention easy to get into! Don't be afraid of emptying your mind and throwing the most stupid thing in your head, because we're all here to have fun!

4) Approach other people! Be their cheerleader! Put them in the spotlight! We're all awkward potatoes, so why not approach them first? You can even throw memes at them which prompts a character relationship! The worst thing they could do is say no!

5) Don't force activity. Wait. If you wait, the time will come. Kind of like fishing! It'll be really obvious if you rush it. There's no hidden art about it, but just have fun!

6) We obviously respect each other, but try to show it, ESPECIALLY if it goes both ways. If it only goes one way, it'll be much harder to approach, even if you're interested in them.

Remember, it takes two people to tango! RPing is not a solo hobby, and we're all here to have fun with each other :DDD

#divinityunleashed #hxkerwxlf #THERE'S MY RAMBLING #I HOPE THIS IS OKAY jlASHALSJGASG #ANYWAYS GOING TO BED NIGHTTT

[sixosix]

IM HERE. IVE ARRIVED. I HAVE THOUGHTS. when i said i might not come back here cuz i was busy? yeah, FUCK THAT. only divine intervention can keep me away from ur account. THE NEW THAWED PART?? WHAT THE FUCK. i wake up this morning expecting a chapter like, late afternoon but i forgot TIMEZONES EXIST . so u can imagine my absolute shock when i check my notifications bar and hit tumblr writer user sixosix posted new thawed part?? dude. the scream i scrumpt when lyney recognized the reader OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. i knew it was over when the flower landed by her feet but him saying her name had me DSINFIDSJFJDS?!?!!??! DURING THE SHOW TOO. HE DIDNT WAIT UNTIL IT WAS OVERIJ DSJUFUDJSFIJDSAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! even rereading that part now as i write has me going crazy like i cant even put my excitement into words its SO?!?!?w??VFDXJDVNDSFNC god. okay. the scene where he grabs THE READER BY THE WAIST. 'CAUGHT YOU' ????? YEAH AND I CAUGHT FEELINGS YOURE NOT SPECIAL LYNEY?? THE GRIP ON THE WAIST. AUUUUUUUGH. ARUEGJHHH. ARHGHHRJGFDKD... IM ON MY DEATH BED!! TAKE ME TO THE BEACH SO I MAY GAZE UPON THE SEA ONCE MORE!!!! the mr lyney. miss lynette. falls to my knees. dies. dies. dies. BUT GOD THE FACT THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD TOO? no wonder lyney chased after her !!!! if my girlfriend (one-sided (?)) turned up alive out of no where i would do the same fr. a real man would drop to one knee and propose right there (grow some balls lyney) LYNETTE!!!!! SO CUTE!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA BITE HER SOKFDOSAKDASIJD THE SLOW APPROACH LIKE A TIMID CAT AND THEN THE SMIEL AUHGHDJFSKJFD?!w?FDDJNFODSJKFND!!!!! i cant imagine how she felt finding her bff again im so AUUURHGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! i know she knocked some sense into lyney afterwards LMAOO also reader pretending to be working under tart... ohh i know thats gonna backfire on her later in the story. ALSO CHILDE MENTION YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! do i have my doubts about lyney and lynette believing readers lie? absolutely. you dont grow up with someone and not know when theyre lying.. especially lyney. have u ever watched barbie in the dreamhouse?? theres this episode where ken tries to get a job but he doesnt bc each time barbie has an emergency, so he just becomes a (barbie)house-husband.. thats the vibe im getting from lyney and reader the 'i'm happy to see you' from lyney, and reader (kinda?) dismissing it with the 'goodbye miss lynette and mr lyney' ????? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ??????? sending u the number and email to my therapist rn ure paying for my next session. also i love aether, paimons and readers friendship, especially their little banter at the end. ALSO. SIGH. reader calling rosalie maman. when i tell u i screamed i MEAN IT. THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME. I LOVE THEM SO BAD IM GONNA SOB!!!! ............im gonna say, im a bit paranoid though.. youre not gonna hurt rosalie right. righ.t Right. blinking at u. blinking at u. blink blink blink . BLINK. BLIIINK !!!!!!!!!! ok sorry for clogging up ur asks with this . i have no idea how to end this its so long LMAOO. there are so many other parts i loved (brief melusine scene, audience reactions, etc) but i just didnt know how to convey my feelings into words ifgjdifjdji. i love thawed and ur writing SOSOSOSO much and im so excited for future updates!!!!!!!!!!! THATS ALL I GOT TO SAY!!!!!!! ramble mode OFF!!!!!!!! BYEBYE AND TAKE CARE MUAAAAAAAAAH

HIII LIS!!!!! ohh seeing your asks rlly brighten my day. LMFAOOO your comment actually had me laughing out loud “I JUZT WOKR UP WHAT RHE DICK” HAHSA

YES. DURING THE SHOW!!! i want to emphasize that lyney did not care about the audience or the weeks of practice for this very moment if he sees the reader !!!! HELPPP nooooo dont lie on your death bed yet we still have a few more chapters to go through 💔💔

ONE SIDED GF 😭😭😭 IJBOL he definitely wouldve proposed if it wasnt for aether im telling u. YESSS LYNETTE APPRECIATION i love her so much i try to add her as much as i can bc her interactions w lyney are so fun. Theyre literally siblings 😭❤️❤️

CHILDE MENTION !! this is definitely gonna bite her in the ass later but hey thats for another chapter

YES I E WATCHED BARBIE DREAMHOUSE IMQHAHSHEH thats so funny that you said that im saving that as a screwnshot LMFAOOO

Yes i want to up the angst and pain. reader my self destructive thawed!reader … ❤️ but i also need the therapy please do send my number

Rosalie. rosalie, rosalie, rosalie. our maman. reader’s maman especially. Anyway.

AWW its okay!!! dont ever worry about your asks being too long !! i meant it when i said i love reading through them. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT ❤️❤️❤️❤️ TAKE CARE TOO LIS MWA MWA

#606:inbox #606: plasmacan #<3

[melodicaria]

CODMW: Dripping White | Everyone x Johnny

THIS IS DIRTY, DEPRAVED, AND FULL OF SMUT!!!

Note:

This story contains dubious content, cum feeding, and Johnny. Yes, Johnny is a warning and I wish you all would tag your works with such a dangerous individual when he appears there.

Proceed with caution or something, trip and fall maybe :D

Simply a piece of the pie here for tumblr because you guys are crazy. This means that parts of the story are missing and/or omitted. If you guys wish for me to post the full story here as well, please let me know. Full story available on Ao3! Link HERE and down below:

As always, enjoy, and don't hesitate to Ask and You Shall Receive!

Word Count on Tumblr: 1,144

Word Count on Ao3: 3,041

Last night was off the fucking balls. It was a good night, nevertheless. They hadn’t all met up in quite a while, so what better way to spend it than get piss drunk? His throat is dry as all nine circles of hell and Johnny decides to brave the adventure of finding water.

Opening the door is the easiest part, but what greets him in the hallway and into the living room is downright horrific. There were broken crayons scattered on the floor and torn-up paper everywhere. To top it off, someone's underwear was hanging from the ceiling fan.

He finally makes his way to the kitchen, unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to be too safe either. He catches Rudy on his back fast asleep on top of the stove, but thankfully it's been turned off. Roach is halfway stuck in the pantry with a stack of chips in front of him.

Scarily enough, all of the water bottles are crushed and ripped open, so he smartly avoids them and the sleeping Horangi they are next to. He does, however, peek at the perfectly intact pack of cookies that are threatening to fall and smack Roach in the face. He’s preventing a catastrophe and satisfying his cravings. Two dogs, one bullet.

He refuses to admit Ghost is rubbing off on him.

Johnny snatches the cookies and turns to open the fridge, dead set on the jug of milk.

Uncapping the milk jug, he hears a wailing groan from the living room.

Looks like the dead have arisen.

With a cookie in his mouth and a glass in hand, he walks into the living room, stifling chuckles all the way. Gaz is sprawled over the couch, one foot over the back of the cushion and another stuck inside. He’s holding his head and a soft fuck tumbles out of his mouth. Johnny leans against the couch.

“Poor Kyle isn’t feeling too well?” He waves the cookie he just took a bite out of in front of Gaz’s face.

Gaz’s nose scrunches up and turns away, weakly batting Johnny away from him.

Before he can raise the glass of milk up to his mouth, Gaz makes a swipe for it, a bout of energy seemingly springing up out of nowhere. He almost spills it over his shirt, but he manages to take a step backward.

Disgruntled, he raises an eyebrow, “The fuck?”

Gaz is now about to topple over the couch, and he’s frantically waving his hands.

“Mate, I am so serious, do not drink that.”

Johnny’s grin returns and he sings, “You just want some.”

Gaz looks like he’s getting ready to vomit, throat bobbing with every bit of bile he’s trying to swallow.

He swiftly made his way back to the kitchen, munching on the rest of the cookies. If Gaz was about to blow, he did not want to see the aftermath of the vomit-ruined couch.

As he savored the cookies and downed the milk, Gaz made a weak noise and slumped back onto the couch, finally quiet. A trickle of milk escaped from the corner of his mouth, down his throat. To be honest, the milk tasted a bit off, but he chalked it up to not shaking it well enough.

Setting the cup down, he heard a soft "damn." He turned towards the sound, only to find everyone awake, staring at him with what looked like ravenous hunger in their eyes.

Nobody has the heart to tell him they collectively came in the milk jug and put it back in the fridge.

Fuck.

They're fucked.

+ + +

What makes them even worse human beings is that while they all feel immensely bad about literally feeding Soap their cum, they've gone too far to stop. And they like it.

Alex buys him the sweetest over-the-top coffees from a place he likes and cums in it one day because he can't fucking help himself. Johnny asks what's the special syrup in the ones he likes and Alex makes up an excuse every time.

Gaz gets him to eat his favorite brand of cereal and makes sure his jizz is thoroughly mixed in the milk before adding the cereal. He never adds the milk first, but what has to be done, is done. 

Rudy reveals his cooking and baking hobbies and does not hesitate to bring Soap food infused with his cum. Rudy wants to feed Soap treats while stuffing his hole full of cum. Rudy thinks the bulge will look nice on Johnny. Full, aching, and his.

Ghost keeps it simple, offering to get a drink for Johnny and cumming in it when he gets the chance. He thinks about getting lotion at some point, putting as much cum as he can into the bottle. He’ll have to look up how it affects skin– and how he should give it to Johnny without it seeming weird. Maybe for Christmas.

Konig, the bastard, says that his homemade smoothies, milkshakes, and protein shakes will get him buff in no time. Of course, he's desperately spraying like a fucking hose down the blender to make sure it's all in there before serving cup after cup to Soap. 

His sperm is a bit too strong not to notice the taste.

Roach takes one long, good look at the huge cinnamon bun he covered in frosting and cum before sighing. Luckily, or unluckily, for him, as he is about to throw the plate away, Soap waltzes in and gasps in terror. And he can’t– he fucking can’t because Johnny gives him the biggest puppy dog eyes and makes a grabbing motion with his hands. His smile tightens and he relinquishes hold over the cinnamon bun and watches Johnny dig in with a hunger so great he finishes it in less than a minute. What Roach wouldn’t give to have Johnny on a leash, whining as the Scot takes his cock, whenever he wants to.

“Good boy.”

+ + +

Surprisingly, and despite his recent escapade, Roach is the one to bring up the issue. After week 15 that is, and of course, after everyone has had their fair share of feeding Soap their cum. He saw Horangi take Johnny out to breakfast earlier, then Alejandro giving him lunch. The day before that Graves went out for drinks. With Johnny. Alone. Sneaky bastard.

Roach nods but is quicker and sets himself firmly in between Price and the door. "Captain, with all due respect, we have to stop doing this. It's-"

Price raises an eyebrow, "Wrong? Yeah, I feel horrible about it, now move so I can get this to Johnny before it starts to cool."

Roach feels his eye twitch. The old bastard isn't sorry at all!

Yes, Roach tried to shut it down, but ultimately failed and gave into his own desires. 

But at least he tried.

Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #könig #konig #horangi #alex keller #john price #kyle gaz garrick #phillip graves #gary roach sanderson #alejandro vargas #rudy parra #rodolfo parra #Alex x Soap #ghost x soap #König x soap #price x soap #gaz x soap #horangi x soap #graves x soap #roach x soap #alejandro x soap #rudy x soap

[themetalvirus]

yes i think shadow is a punch first talk second kind of guy. it makes sense. but also consider this: it pisses me off and i wish he had more of his downplayed thoughtful side retained. in sa2 he actually had some kind of. plan. and did stuff that wasnt just violence to make that plan come to fruition. can we get some thoughtful shadow please.

i mean, for all of my complaining, at least we aren't at the "murdered infinite's whole squad for seemingly no reason" level of They Massacred Our Boy for the time being. he's way less "off the mark" in terms of his characterization lately. and hes perfect in tmosth, i have seen nobody complain about him there, hes just himself in tmosth and its cute and great

also, i feel there is overall a much narrower expectation as to what shadow Should Be than what sonic or even characters like amy Should Be. people (including me) are expecting a very specific kind of characterization that isn't necessarily marketing and trailer-friendly, and isn't exactly what sega thinks shadow is as a brand mascot.

with sonic there's a lot more forgiveness (FOR SOME PEOPLE. a lot of people bitch about sonic characterization but a lot of those people are losers) on how he's depicted because what defines a "hero" changes from person to person, place to place, and time to time. the target audience also effects what kind of hero he is, how he acts. i feel in my isolated circle of sonic tumblr that is an understanding people have come to generally

with shadow, he peaked early and we all miss him despite him being tacked onto the side of so many things he didn't need to be a part of for marketing and fanservice. that feeling of being "missed" while still being present is kind of there for other characters, but not nearly as much as shadow, who's just a shadow-shaped ghost haunting these god damn narratives with his stupid bullshit

i don't expect shadow to do things i like or agree with, that's stupid. i DO expect him to make sense as a character, as a person, not just as a vapid advertising stunt or chained up lobotomized mandate puppet. it really just breaks my suspension of disbelief, the way he acts. and it's a real fucking letdown, man. even if sonic prime is doing him MUCH better, the ball has still been somewhat dropped in my opinion, which. yknow. sigh

#exoticbutterstxt

[gimmethatagustd]

Hi!! Okay so this is a bit of a weird ask (??) but I just went on a ~trip~ through your blog and thought you'd like to know. Maybe. Possibly.

So, I randomly remembered about TFM Yoongi, and super super got the itch to re-read it again. I knew it was on hiatus (literally a few days after I first read it 🥲), but I had it saved on my ✨secret bts fanfiction side-blog✨and on ao3. Couldn't find it. Panicked.

Quickly skimmed through your masterlist and wips - no signs of life. Maybe yoongles took it with him to the army for some late night reading? I considered sending you an ask, but then I was like - No, poor babygirl author probably gets a bunch of these, I'd much rather go through their posts, than to be yet another "WhEre iS tHe fiC" random stranger.

So I did. Did I find any additional info on it? Why is it gone? No. We love tumblr's search function 👍 It's fine, I'm emo anyways, grief is my companion (joking - you do do. It was fire though, I miss it dearly. Jimin was so sassy "Miss Thang" omg. Also poc rep ?? Yes).

HOWEVER. I did notice the delicious amount of DPR IAN discourse (my husband actually) AND that one post about Logic's Supermarket (i have yet to read it but the album is so slay. I actually like it better than some of his "official" stuff oop-). And I just kept thinking, damn, I love the vibes here, we're practically besties at this point.

So I guess here I am??? I don't even read that much BTS ff anymore BUT 👀 I'm all up for more Adorable Representative MCs For Youth content on my dash. We ball I suppose. I hope you have a nice day/week/ whatever 💜

HI I'M SORRY I'M FINALLY RESPONDING TO THIS !! i've been such a mess the past few days from work, so i wanted to make sure i gave myself time to actually respond to this ask properly since you were kind enough to send me such a lovely message!

you are correct, TFM is gone 😭 i deleted it from tumblr and AO3 because i was unhappy with my writing and where the story was going. i was excited for it, and then everything kinda fell apart. I'm sorry!! a lot of people got mad at me for that LMFAO, but i really grew to hate that series, and i figured it would be better to just delete it. i didn't delete the actual fic tho. like i have all my writing saved. i've considered rewriting it to be yoonmin instead of a reader-insert cuz i lowkey hate writing reader-inserts but i still do it for my tumblr followers hjsdfks but that is TBD

i'm glad you enjoyed it tho!! i think i got in my head over it idk. i love the idea and the characters (and FUCK YES diamond was my favorite character. we need queer poc representation in fics~ one thing about me is i'm gonna always give it if i can in a fic 😤) but yeah ! ANYWAY

DPR IAN. i'm gonna write a drabble for him, probably in February~ so i hope you enjoy it when i do!

AND OMG ok i need to read supermarket soon. we can do a book club lmfao. i will 1000% be your bestie, i mean, we're already there atp like you said. dm me whenever you want ok ok ok

i'm happy to be a bts ff dealer for you if you're ever in the mood for it 🙏🏽 I'm honestly on tumblr for the vibes and friends atp so nice people like you are why i stay 🥹 i hope you're doing well !!! you're so nice

ALSO yes i stalked your blog and 👀 sleep token 👀 tbh idk anything about them but i know some of their songs and i am very into it

#moonchild-in-blue #jai asks #happy things ✨ #tfm

[orange-waterfalls]

Thunderstorms

Captain Magnum x gn!reader

ask: Don't really know how this works I haven't been on here long enough but uh- if your still taking requests for Markipliers egos and stuff could you do a Captain Magnum x reader who has a huge phobia of thunderstorms and Magnum notices while there's a thunderstorm going on and comforts them :')? 

A/N: I wrote this during a thunderstorm so I could keep track of my movements when I got scared. That is my official excuse for how long this took. I missed Magnum so much. Nothing but respect for my Captain. I’ve been into pirates recently because of Our Flag Means Death streaming season 1 now on HBO Max. Also, my writing teacher has assigned us to write everyday but she never said what so expect extremely short bullshit posted more often. Maybe on Ao3. I don’t use tumblr anymore lmao.

Word Count: 1.5k

Warnings: Uh. Destiny 2 reference. Battleblock Theatre reference. Mention of. genitalia. yep. Fear of thunder.

--

In hindsight, you probably should have mentioned the extreme fear of thunder before you joined a pirate crew. On the sea. Where storms… happen. And they happen frequently. And strongly. And loudly.

You had no idea how they could do that. Stand out there. With the wind whipping the sails and waves throwing the boat the rain stinging their skin and the lightning striking anything it found and the fucking noise. The boom of the thunder. The explosions deep in the sky, a threat from the gods telling you mortals that you could die at any moment. It was fucking angry. Like Poseidon invited you to Olympus for dinner and you slapped him in the face.

Not that the crew cared. The crew was fucking joyous. The crew… the crew was fucking dancing, goddammit. You couldn’t tell them now. You couldn’t. It’d be the death of any respect they might’ve had for you. You were pretty sure you heard Magnum's booming voice yelling "COME ON! GIMME ALL YE GOT! YE DON'T HAVE THA BALLS". 

You couldn't tell them now. You couldn’t.

The door swung open, cracking the wall, and making you flinch. Magnum waltzed in with a laugh that reminded you of Lord Shaxx to a degree.

"Hoo, the waters be wild tonight, eh, mate?" He stomped into the room, hands on his hips. He looked around, but you weren't sitting in the room. His smile fell. "Mate? Where are ya?"

"In here." You called from the wall. A hole in the wall, moreso. A hide hole. Behind the mirror. It came with the ship, or so you were told. 

He bounded over and opened the mirror, leaning his head to the side to see. You were sitting on the floor, knees to your chest. He frowned.

"What're ye doin', child?" He asked. You shrugged in response. "Couldja get outta there?"

You shook your head.

"Why not?"

You shrugged.

"Alright then." He closed the mirror and you thought that was the last of it. At least until you heard the distinct sound of wood cracking and breaking and splintering, making you hit the deck for fear that the storm had just gotten that strong. 

You looked up once it stopped to see Magnum holding the mirror. The one attached to the wall. That was no longer attached to the wall. It was basically a door, honestly.

"... hi." He said. You blinked at him.

"Hi, Cap." You sighed. 

He looked around your cabin a moment before deciding to just set the mirror against the nearest wall. He then shuffled into the hide hole, needing to duck down quite a bit, and plopped down next to you with his legs resting high up on the wall.

"... what's tha matter?" He asked, softer than you were used to from him.

"There's no matter. Nothing's the matter. I'm fine." You rambled, avoiding his gaze. Your eyes flicked back to him, where he sat squinting at you, scrutinizing.

"Don't lie to me. I can see it in your eyes." He waved a finger at you. You looked back at him and tilted your head.

"Really?" You raised your eyebrows.

"No, but ya just admitted ya lied, so mission accomplished." He laughed. You scoffed.

"Oh, you're an asshole." You shook your head, but had a smile on your face.

"Oi! I may be an ass, but I am no asshole, y'understand?" He teased.

"10-4, good buddy." You nodded and stared at the wall in front of you.

"... what's tha matter?" He asked again.

"That mirror was stronger than I thought it'd be." You brought the conversation in a completely different direction. Magnum looked back at the new hole in the wall. He then looked at you, suspicious. 

"Fuckin' strong for some glass and wood." He agreed nonetheless. 

"I thought it'd shatter, but she's still intact. Fuckin… fuckin strong-ass storm, but she's intact… she's alright… for now…" 

Alright, maybe not completely different a direction.

"... what's tha matter?" He repeated for the third and final time.

"Nothing. I'm fine." You shook your head.

"You said." He quirked an eyebrow.

"Then why're you asking?"

"Cause I don't believe you."

"... right. Ok." You took a deep, calming breath, reminding yourself that your captain wasn't shallow. Well, actually, he was shallow. Extremely so. But he liked you. He was your friend. Maybe a little more, though you weren't sure whether it was further in the platonic direction or veered into romantic. You exhaled and turned to your captain. "Magnum."

"Hm?" He hummed his acknowledgement, giving you the softest eyes you've ever seen from him.

"You like me, right?" You started. He squinted at you once more. 

"... mm-hm?" He hummed, already not knowing where this conversation was headed.

"And you respect me?" You continued.

"Yeah…?" He snickered, bringing his hands up and dropping them back on his thighs.

"And that won't change right?" You begged. 

"Not unless ya give me reason to. Where're ya goin' with this, mate?" He crossed his arms and shifted so that he was facing you a little more. His eyebrows were furrowed and he looked confused and worried. You didn't like it.

"... Magnum, I have… a confession." You turned to face him fully. He looked you up and down, trying to investigate your body language.

"... go on." He raised an eyebrow again.

"I'm afraid of thunder." You blurted out. For a moment, neither of you said anything. That continued for about 3 more moments.

"... and?" He said, eventually. 

"What?" You asked.

"Is that it?" He started to laugh.

"Wh-yeah." He sighed and clapped a strong hand on your shoulder, making you wince.

"Mate, we all have fears."

"Yeah, but mine's… dumb…" You mumbled. You tucked your knees into your chest and turned away from him.

"... I'm afraid of something." He murmured after a few seconds. You snapped your head up to look at him.

"What is it?"

"... rats." He sighed. You barked out a laugh. He gaped at you, incredulous. "Oi!"

"I'm sorry I just… remembered elephants and… yeah. It-yeah. You're just so big, it seems so silly." You rambled, still giggling.

"I'm trying to comfort you on your fear, and you're over there laughing at mine!" He scolded.

"I'm not, I get it! You're just… why would they be ascolded. To you, specifically?"

"Are ya serious! Y'ever heard of the plague?"

"Vaguely aware of it."

"Nasty, nasty business."

"You afraid of mice?"

"Nah, mice're cute."

"Well, that's presumptuous. Mice can spread disease."

"So yer afraid of thunder." He cut off the debate once he knew you'd made a reasonable point. You rolled your eyes.

"Yeah. The only good thing about a storm is the rain. And rainbows."

"It's just water. And light."

"It's pretty. But I'm hiding here. From the storm." 

"Mm. A'right. I'll wait too then." He stated. You frowned.

"Oh, you don't have to. Go enjoy the storm. Don't mind me." You waved your hand towards the door. He matched your frown.

"Well, no. I can't leave ya alone. What kinda cap'n doessat make me?" He scoffed. 

"You like the storm." You pointed out.

"There'll be other storms." He countered. 

"You can't be with me for all of them." 

"I can be with ya for this one." You tried to stare him down. He stared back. You soon got very, very uncomfortable and looked away with a tsk.

"... fine." You acquiesced. He smiled apparently pleased with himself.

You both sat there as the storm raged on. You flinched and covered your ears at any particularly loud BOOM, and Magnum flinched at your flinching. Whenever he thought you were being a little dramatic, he thought back to when a rat had gotten onto the ship and he screamed like a 5 year old girl he accidentally frightened once. That shut the thought down as quick as it popped up. He squeezed your shoulder when you whimpered and rubbed your back when you curled in on yourself.

Eventually, he couldn't take it anymore. He looked at your shaking figure and it made him feel so… what, sad? He hadn't felt sad since '04. So he made a decision.

He grabbed you by your upper arms and dragged you towards him, putting you in his lap. Your back was against his chest and he wrapped his arms around your middle.

"Mags?" Your voice cracked when you tried to ask what was happening.

"Try to go to sleep." He instructed. Another loud boom made you flinch hard.

"I can't…" you whispered. He sighed and rested his chin on your head.

"... dream of quiet places. Light wind and sprinkles of rain on a sunny day. Maybe a rainbow, if you'd want. Birds and worms and koi fish. All the dumb shit ya like. I'll bring ya to land soon and you can enjoy the quiet. Just… deal with it for now." He squeezed your middle. You closed your eyes and took a few deep breaths, the vibrations from his chest soothing you a bit. 

He moved his hands to gently cup your ears. The sound it made calmed you a little. He slowly opened them again and flattened his palms to try and protect your ears from any further noise.

"Night, Mags…" You muttered.

"Night, mate." He rumbled back, not knowing if you could hear him or not.

It stormed through the night, and he made sure to wake you up to see the rainbow that appeared on the horizon. You stared at the rainbow, unaware that he had chosen to stare at you instead. 

#captain magnum #magnum #captain markiplier #pirateplier #ahwm x reader #ahwm #a heist with markiplier #a heist with markiplier x reader #markiplier alter egos #markiplier egos #markiplier alter egos x reader #markiplier cinematic universe #x reader #x gender neutral reader #x gn reader #captain magnum x reader #x you fluff #x you #x y/n #x gn y/n #captain magnum x gender neutral reader #x gender neutral y/n #pirateplier x reader #second person

[betterthanpekej]

Time for Dessert | NSFW 18+

Summary: Chapter 4 of Pet Store | It is time for dessert for Y/N and Chifuyu. After a passionate night, the next morning brings some unexpected events. (The entire chapter will be on AO3, only part is posted here on tumblr.)

WC: [Tumblr] 1615 [AO3] 4574 Tags: fem!reader, face-fucking, spit in mouth, rough oral sex, tongue piercings, dirty talk, ass play, anal sex, anal creampie, vaginal creampie, spanking, squirting

♥ Happy New Years! Let's start it off right with Chapter 4 of Pet Store [insert smugman, winky face]

Chifuyu picked you up off the couch in one full motion, still holding you at his hips, and carried you to your bedroom. You thought to yourself how strong he was and all the things he could be capable of. As he came into your bedroom and stepped towards your bed, he basically tossed you onto it.

Landing on the bed your eyes lit up. You took the moment to ogle over him while he undressed himself. He was lean and had well defined muscles along his torso, something you briefly had gotten to feel earlier that day. His body had scars across it, which you assumed was from his time in a gang.

“ Wow ,” you sighed. Chifuyu smiled at you with a grin while he began to take his pants off, standing in his briefs. “Don’t tease me,” he said playfully.

“I’m not, I swear,” you said as you repositioned yourself on the bed, now on your knees at the edge of it. Chifuyu lightly grabbed your face and made you look up at him. “Before we start, tell me if there’s anything you don’t want,” he said.

You thought for a moment. Was there anything you didn’t want? In all honesty, the past few years while you’ve been out of a serious relationship, you had used the time to explore new activities . You had yet to find something you were absolutely against, in fact, you preferred rougher sex. A partner who was possessive and aggressive in bed made you swoon.

“Not really,” you said, looking at him with a sultry look. “Anything is on the table.”

“Anything?” he said, turning his head to the side. “ Anything ,” you responded back to him with a smile.

“Ok, but tell me if anything is too much, I’m not trying to hurt you,” Chifuyu said as he leaned down and gave you a light kiss on the lips. He pulled away slowly and stared at your lips. He turned his gaze to your eyes.

“Oh!” you said looking up at him. “I probably should have asked earlier, but what about protection?”

“Are you not on birth control?” he asked, confused. You were, but remembering to take it was the hard part. It was inevitable that you missed a day or two, at least, once a week.

“I mean,” you stammered. “I am.. But I’m not the best at taking it. You don’t have a condom?”

Chifuyu laughed at your question and leaned down to whisper in your ear. “I told you earlier, I want to see you dripping in cum . I can get you a day after pill tomorrow if that makes you feel better.”

“Yes, that will work. Do as you please,” you said, grinning up at him. “That’s a good girl,” he said, grabbing your face and pulling it towards him. “Now, suck my cock.”

You eagerly obliged as you giggled and started to pull down his briefs, exposing himself to you once again. He wasn’t wrong earlier that day. You had thought about him nonstop, only wanting more and more of him.

You grabbed him by the shaft and opened your mouth wide with a smile. You started by taking him fully, but slowly, down your throat. You enjoyed feeling him harden even more in your mouth. You used your hands to massage his balls and you used your tongue to tease his head.

Chifuyu stood watching you, brushing your hair out of your face so it wouldn’t be in the way. “Look at me,” he said quietly. You kept sucking and swirling your tongue on the tip of his cock in between taking his entire length as you looked up at him. He could do nothing but smile at you, what a sight for his eyes .

He backed away from you, removing himself from your mouth. “Open your mouth,” he demanded. You opened your mouth and stuck your tongue out. Chifuyu leaned down and spit in your mouth and lightly tapped your cheek. The sudden taste of his spit in your mouth was a shock, but it turned you on. You gave him a smile, letting him know you were pleased as he bit his lip.

As you proceeded to continue sucking him off, he grabbed your head with both hands and forcefully started to face fuck you. Not that you cared, but it was a little unexpected at that moment. You tried to open your mouth as wide as you could to allow him complete and full entry into your throat.

“ Ahhh, fuck, ” Chifuyu moaned as he slowly lifted his head back. His pace seemed to speed up as you tried to contain yourself. You were damn near choking, every thrust making it harder for you to breathe. His cock was hitting the back of your throat so roughly, you thought you would have a sore throat for weeks to come.

You looked back up at him to see he was now looking down at you, watching his cock go in and out of your mouth. Tears were welling in your eyes from the intensity of his actions and trying not to gag.

He jammed himself down your throat and held it there, pulling himself out after a moment to let you breathe before doing it again and again until his dick was covered in your spit, drool all over your mouth and chin.

He could tell he was exhausting you, but he wanted you to be able to last the night with him. “You look so beautiful when you choke on my dick, Princess,” he said wiping your eyes as he was gently face fucking you. His pace was slower, but the thrusts still had force to them. You couldn’t tell if he was just getting harder so it felt worse or if your throat was so bruised that even the slightest touch was painful.

“I think that’s enough,” he said, removing his cock from your mouth. He looked down at you. Your eyes glossed over from the tears in your eyes and the increasing pain you felt in your throat. He started to stroke himself as he stared. “Touch yourself, I want to watch you cum,” he ordered.

Your brain was rattled from the intense blow job Chifuyu had just made you give him, but somehow you still heard and understood his words. You laid back on the bed and opened your legs for him to see. You took your time as you grazed your fingers up and down your soaked, lace panties before moving them to the side.

Chifuyu let out a light moan as you moved your underwear, showing him what he craved most. The thought of being able to have him fill you soon was enough motivation you needed to start playing with yourself. You inserted your fingers into your mouth to get them wet, knowing they needed no help to get inside you.

You started by rubbing the outside of your lips up and down, making yourself moan as you continued to watch Chifuyu stroke himself. You continued to look at him as you started to slowly finger yourself. There was something hot about you watching him as he watched you. Seeing him like this only made you wetter. 

You started to rub your clit as you leaned yourself back completely onto the bed. You used your left hand to continue to finger yourself, wrapping it from under your left leg. Your right hand continued to stimulate your clit. “ Mmmm, it’s so good ,” you moaned into the air above you.

You lifted your head slightly off the bed to be able to see Chifuyu. He seemed to be enjoying the show you were giving him, his pace increasing with every stroke it seemed. “ It’s fucking hot ,” he sighed. “Finger yourself harder.”

You lowered your head back onto the bed, focusing on Chifuyu’s words and concentrating on the motions your hands were doing. You used your two fingers to fuck yourself harder, increasing the speed of rubbing your clit at the same time. You could feel your orgasm growing closer.

“ That’s my girl, harder.. Harder, ” Chifuyu whispered to you. Your light moans were increasing into intense whines, wanting to cum hard for him. Just as you felt your hand starting to cramp, you erupted with juices, continuing to rub your clit as you came.

As quickly as you came, you felt Chifuyu grab your hair and say “come here” as he led you to the floor. He put you on your knees in front of his cock as he kept stroking. “Swallow it all, beautiful, or you get nothing more,” he said to you sternly.

You patiently waited for his cum, sitting with your mouth open as he still held you by the back of your head. “ Ohhhh fuck ,” Chifuyu moaned as you felt his cum hit your tongue and the back of your throat. You took his cock into your mouth, preventing him from stroking more as you bobbed yourself up and down on him. The warm feeling of his cum soothed your on fire throat.

As you finished sucking the last drop of cum from him, you released him from your mouth and sat with your mouth open for him to see. You wanted him to praise you for swallowing it all,  giving you a reward by filling your pussy with his dick.

He glanced down at you after the high of his orgasm went away. “ Fuck, you are such a good girl. I think you deserve a treat. ” He bent down and lightly kissed your lips as he grabbed your hand. He guided you back to the bed and had you lay back down.

#$.chifuyu matsuno #$.betterthanpekej #tokyo revengers x reader #chifuyu x fem!reader #chifuyu tokyo revengers #chifuyu matsuno #chifuyu x reader #chifuyu smut #tokrev x reader #tokrev smut #the rest is on AO3 sorry #i just didn't want all that on here lmao #please enjoy

[gwydionmisha]

Strange New Worlds

I am still digesting Strange New Worlds: All Those Who Wander

Here there be Spoilers:

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I am still so angry about the ableism and the teasing us with what looked like could have been a really interesting character and rare representation if they had wanted to explore it, then yoinking it right the fuck away, that I'm struggling to work out what to say, but I'm going to try.

The thing is, I actually was liking it up until that point despite the issues and some choices I was not best pleased by.  I rather liked them making Pike the man Kirk ended up spending his entire adult life trying to be and not pulling it off.  I was cool with them showing how Uhura started to become Uhura, because it meant that character getting a real arc, and they definitely are showing the canonical character's strengths, even if the drifted into Starfleet thing was not a choice to my taste.  This is a thing early 20somethings can struggle with.  Just because I'm not the intended audience (I hardly ever am outside of things like Torrchwood, Black Sails, and Our flag Means Death) doesn't mean a thing is bad, if that makes sense.  I really like the Nurse Chapel upgrade, even though I have concerns about what they might do with her Spock wise.  (I'd rather see her with Erica Ortegas).  They gave me men in my age range to look at who are worth looking at.  I liked the pretty doctor, but I am really hoping there is more to him in season two.  I really, really liked Erica Ortegas, even though I feel like the writers didn't bother to develop her properly, trusting Melissa Navia's charm and swagger to paper over them not bothering to give her an arc.  I rather liked them giving the original series network execs the finger by bringing Una back.  I have hopes that La'an's arc will do more with recovering from/learning to live with trauma, since they laid some ground work there.

I don't want to get into the whole Spock T'Pring issue or the Spock issue in general because that's a whole other massive and complex ball of string and I wanted to be asleep an hour ago.  Just... take as read my thoughts are complex here and I'm still digesting, okay? (Update: two and a half hours ago as of this going up on Tumblr Sunday morning.)

And then there was Hemmer, who was my favorite, once they started to give the actor things to do, because the actor was really fun to watch and it's hard to emote that well through that much make up.  (Yes, I know the actor knew when they hired him.  This isn't about that).  Seriously, they had all the ingredients to do all sorts of interesting things with him.  They could explore his culture.  They could explore his back story.  They could expand on the nubbins of a character they had only started to hint at that i had every faith that the actor could have pulled off.  There was so much potential for this to be a break out character and... They decided to fridge a rare character with a disability played by an actor with a disability on the first day of Disability Pride Month because... Why?  Shock value?   Because they realized killing off the barely characterized fat character by himself wouldn't pack a punch and we know a bunch of the characters need to survive for ToS?  (Were there any other fat characters with names on the ship?  it's possible I missed one, but the fact that I can't think of one is telling.  Fatphobia is an exhausting problem in media too).  Because they need to make the Xenomorphesque Gorn the new Borg so instead of killing some red shirts, they decided to kill the OC off with the most potential who also happens to mean a lot to an under-represented group of viewer Paramount doesn't care about to make the stakes feel real?

I don't know, but I'm so angry about it, I'm not sure even Ortegas and Chapel can keep me watching, or my curiosity as to how certain other threads develop.  (Not a sentence it would have occurred to me at any age I would be writing about nurse Chapel until this show premiered).  I have a year to think about it, but I don't trust them any more at it will take a lot to win me back to this show.

Which brings me to my other main point: a lot of the problems not counting the finale are because they had so much stuff that needed to be in the first season and not enough time.  We know fuck all about Ortegas and hemmer's backgrounds and lives.  They didn't get arcs of their own.  Lots of characters had stuff seeded for future season(s) that would have had some essential breathing room if they'd had an traditional trek length season for wiggle room instead of the shortened prestige format.  

Trek needs that room to breath in order to work a lot of the time.  You have all these characters in a first season to meet.  They need to establish a group dynamic.  The audience needs enough exposure to each to get an idea of what's their deal, basically.  (Ex: Pike's foreknowledge of his fate, Una being a secret Illyrian, La'an's Gorn trauma, etc.).  Every episode needs a puzzle or an actiony thing or a mystery or whatever plot.  Every episode needs to advance one or more character arc.

The heart of Trek has always been it's characters and relationships every bit as much as the world building and science fictiony social commentary bits.  When Trek works well it balances these things.  (I still think DS9 is far and away the best old Trek and the Kelvinverse movies are unwatchable.  No, I won't be taking criticism on this, reasonable people can disagree and you won’t change my mind).  You need Serious episodes and big plot episodes (if you are TNG era or later) and silly episodes and exploring a culture or concept episodes and gee whiz episodes and weird historical exploration episodes and RL social commentary reflection episodes and cool puzzle episodes and character arc episodes, etc..  You need to be doing 2-3 of these things in each individual episode and pretty much all of them in a season.  It is pretty much impossible to jam all that into thirteen episodes when traditional Trek had approximately twice as many.  Were some of the individual episodes not great?  Absolutely.  (I grew up on ToS in endless syndication and watched the animated series in real time when they were new.  A lot of the oldest trek is not great.  TNG is super uneven and the first two years... not great.  I bailed out of Voyager a few years in.  I only managed a few episodes of Enterprise.  Even my beloved DS9 had duds here and there).  The thing is though?  The longer seasons gave them room to shake out the bugs, to experiment, to really explore cultures, and from the start of TNG on explore character and do long character development arcs, to build a real sense of who the crew are separately and together.

The season was too short to fully develop most of the characters.  It was too short to do more than give some of them, like Una, more than one character issue for us to look at.  Una is an Illyrian and second in command, but what else?   Dr. M'Benga is the Doctor and had a sick daughter, but what else?  Ortegas is butch and an excellent pilot, but what else?  Hemmer is blind and the chief engineer, but what else?  And yes, I basically know the TV shows and the movies (except the third kelvinverse one, halfish of Voyager, lower decks, and most of enterprise).  I loved that novel Garak's actor wrote about Garak.  I think we read some of the Diane Duane expanded trek tie books on tapes on care trips around the turn of the century?  I know the stuff I know pretty well, because I've seen the bits I like often.  I don't know the expanded universe outside the visual media much at all.  I know fuck all about Aenar and I'd really, really like to, but oh well.

I just...  idk.  I was really enjoying it, but I don't trust them to fix the problems.  Not anymore.

To be clear, I’ve noting against short formats in general, I just feel like this was better suited to a longer format schedule.

#Strange New Worlds

[tangerinesteve]

AHHH! i’ve disappeared again all day today by accident and bad memory but YES HI IM HERE!!!! i’m meowing like an excited kitty at you :3 and yes, everything is okay! hope all is well with you too

GOD. you’re so right. i think people just like being assholes for no reason, and even more so when they can hide their identity. the balls on those people still…. doesn’t make sense to me in the slightest. why be mean when you can be kind!!!! love is literally right there. and if not love, silence is a close second ahahaha

a brush sounds so tedious to me. after talking about this so much, nail painting in general is so tedious to me. i get all shaky when i do mine, something about the concentration makes my hands shake? don’t know what that means but it sure happens

you know, i’m with you on that. i check mine so much and i even have notifications on for blogs i love (yours is included in this of course). it’s probably not a good thing for my screen time but hell i’m gonna be here anyways so why miss something when i don’t know to? that might be a bad mentality but i’m rolling with it lmao

i like the new mobile theme btw! looks nice :] i haven’t had the chance to check your web theme but i’ll try to remember to look next time i’m on my laptop!

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No worries at all!!! I had a busy day so i wasnt here much! Haha!

And yesss like be nice or be quiet. Its that simple my good dudes!!!

I love painting mine! But i do it while i watch tv shows or movies so i have other things so focus on. But i also do it so much that I'm just used too it. And i think i really enjoy the way the paint feels going on my nails. So it's like a nice oooohhh good feelings time, kinda thing for me! Hahahaha!

And ahh thank youuuu!!!!! Gosh i dont even remember what my desktop theme looks like. My computer is old so i rarely get on there these days. Its been... probably a few years..... maybe less. I did make icons awhile back in PowerPoint i think so maybe not quite that long. I know i have my writing blog on there in a theme with a dyslexia friendly font. And maybe my main as well. Idk. I might have to get on there tomorrow and check it out now. Make sure tumblr hasn't fucked with my themes are anything with all their code editing. 👀👀🤣🤣🤣

#🦇 anon #asks

[knowlessman]

bonko no honko I ran out of good jokes a long time agodemia (bnha)(if I ever had any) s3e1-3

(I forgot about the prequel minisodes but I'm already here, maybe I'll watch them later idk)

ooh this OP's got a pi-aner in it. I dig it. some of the opening bits sort of reminded me of homest - why is bakugo swole wtaf

(void teleport business slenderfrend watching all might on tv) patrick star: I hate this channel -- why IS slendervoid so fucking dapper tho

"worst character? worst-character-in-training?"

…"Vlad" has orc fangs instead of vamp fangs : \ huh

there's that "be a fuck[bleep]ng superstar" thing again. it's so jarring every time -- (going down the list of all of Class A's quirks) …like, yes, we do know all these things already, and it is recycled footage, but I'm not finding that I mind it -- I knew they weren't gonna do the same for Class B's but. I mean. idk

"you said you were gonna use the pool for endurance training, right?" already hovering finger over the right arrow key -- breaking news: anime school has girl's swimsuits that are actual clothes. granted, figures it'd only be for a joke

guy with literal jet engines in his legs: hey, who wants to do a race? -- oh come on, none of you are even touching the water -- iida you fuck 'XD I thought you were the rules guy

(flashback) the bit where deku says "you haven't put a single scratch on me yet" when all of his fingers are broken and todoroki is at full health is still fucking hilarious tbh -- (still flashbacks) "I am the younger brother of a hero you attacked" also still reminds me of that "do you have ANY IDEA how little that narrows it down" meme -- yes, yes, you're all protagonists, this is a recap episode huh

"don't hold back on me, half n half!" "okay" freezes bakugo and deku and wins easily -- (eraserhead butts in) hehehehehehehe -- ("pool's closed, go home") aw dammit, I wanted him to make them do the last race legit 'XD

…has this show been doing these Marvel-ass after-credits scenes this whole time? …well, hopefully it doesn't mean I've been missing any needed context when I didn't watch the credits all the way through

"what, Class A is taking extra classes? did you fail? did you fail?" oh shut up Ditto, I gave up liking you ages ago

who is this Charlie-Brown-side-character looking mfer, what's their deal 'XD

uh…… huh. well, the Jellicles have arrived.

who's the grumpy kid who looks like he wandered in from Bleach. …or Digimon. idfk. he their manager? is he hiding cat ears under that hat?

(wonders something, checks the dub) aw, I can't even comment on what they translated God Explosion Murder (you know, that guy who got kidnapped by the slime monster)'s catchphrase to in English because if I type it here FB will ban me : [ (also I'm too lazy to change these much before posting em to tumblr regardless of what order I do em in)

am here for action banjo I guess

kaminari that thing is literally made of dirt, it couldn't be any more obviously Ground-type wtf

…o-kay. mineta gets a new friend in superhell tier I guess

wheeeeeze 'XD what the fuck, I can't - what - why? fuckin' brat just punched mr nice guy in the balls -- guy whose sole defining trait is bullying deku: "heh, he reminds me of me"

"hey kota, can you bring those vegetables? they have a sticker on them that says Vegetables in English, but don't look at it too closely, you'll get a headache" what did the artist(s?) think we were gonna think was in that box anyway?

ugh, not hot springs, we just did this gag

deku looks pretty darn normal when his head isn't on an anatomy figure : |

yooo, class b's here too, hellyeah

(going through how everybody is trying to level up their powers) all choji and hagukure have to do is hide and seek, huh. all this support tech and all and they still haven't invented anything hagukure can, idk, wear or use that's as invisible as she is or that can become invisible?

swolecat might be okay

secret hideout? isn't that just the cave where they had tokoyami doing his crona-ragnarok training? -- (camera pans to show a hole in the cliff) is kota a cognate for kyle? also is that meme still funny? idk

literally a cenobite. who let clive barker into the writing room, this is a family show. …that occasionally says "fuck" in the background.

dancing boy is waiting for a full party

why does it not surprise me that bakugo's apparently good at cutlery. he probably says "die" in his head as he chops

("bravery test" game thingy) …yeah no I'd better not even try to understand this one, I still haven't gotten around to googling what a cavalry battle is -- "revelry in the dark" kthx sasuke allen poe or wever

'XD they passed up the opportunity to pair bakugo with deku and decided to stick him with half n half instead

is it zombies again. or midnight. -- oh, it's dancing boy making a move. hm.

no after-credits scene this time, only spoilers. maybe it's only for first and last episodes of a season, who knows.

got stuff tomorrow. …I think. stoppin here for now.

#knowless watches bnha

[staugustinesgrove]

Okay.

So I haven't been on here much (at all) in the past 2 weeks. Genuinely just having a fucking breakdown because isn't it the holiday season after all?

Let's give yall a rundown so I can get it over and done with, so there's no going "wtf happened Harl? I thought you were gonna make this tumblr all fancy and shit?"

Get comfy.

So in July (yes, let's go back this damn far!), it was my birthday!

Except of course, mother ruined it. My partner had organised for a dairy-free chocolate gateaux and mum said she'd take care of the delivery. €40 for a handmade cake. I'm lactose intolerant, so didn't she instead somehow get me a chocolate ice cream 👏 not the cake we'd requested, not the cake we had paid for. A poxy ice cream cake that might as well of being made of actual faeces because no one could eat it.

I was annoyed. Very much so but I let it go. Screw her stupid crap. Next day, we went down to the nearby city and so I locked my work laptop & other work-related material in my room for safety because we have sketchy neighbours and mum said she might be heading out that evening. When we come home, mum isn't talking to us.

She does this silent treatment for 3 days before I break. I go in, asking what is her problem. She says because I locked the door, it means I don't trust her. Then she comes in later in the day, fires an itemised list of everything I need to start paying her for. This list included stuff I already paid for - electricity, my mobile phone bill which has been in my name and as a direct debit out of MY BANK since February, food despite the fact I have been buying my own groceries since 2015.

I march in, ask what the hell is happening because this is just ridiculous. Screaming match ensues. All out war. I'm disrespecting her, I'm taking advantage of her, I'm probably stealing from her, I need to move out ASAP because she is going to kick me out because "[I'm] not [her] daughter anymore."

There it is.

I'm non-binary.

I had top surgery in June and she helped organise me taking out a loan to pay for it but she wasn't happy about it.

Suddenly I realise she's been getting more aggressive since I got surgery. This is about me being trans. I call her out, and she admits it.

"I'd rather you be homeless on the streets than be trans under my roof" she said, fists balled into her duvet as she stares me down.

A lot more horrid stuff is said, I call her out on her not helping me as a child when I was abused by one of her exes, she then denies it ever happened and told me I should have gone to The police myself at 9 years old if it was true.

After this argument, resulting in me having panic attacks for the next few days, I doubled my rental search attempts and by the end of August, I was moving 20km away in an apartment costing half my monthly paycheck (excluding bills).

Well doesn't she take this as me abandoning her. She suddenly is calling me every other day, even when I'm in work, and if I refused to answer then it was more evidence.

In September, mere weeks after I left, I took a weekend to finish my cosplay for MCM London. I turned back on my phone to 5 missed calls and a voicemail demanding I call her back because it's an emergency.

Apparently me not answering her phone calls means I am

1) abandoning her

2) not respecting her

3) calling her a shit mother and that I might as well of grown up on the streets

I told her I wanted her to respect me, but she said that I'm not respecting her. I asked her how do I not respect her, she couldn't tell me how, and instead told me that she deserves respect because she is my mother. I said that respect is earned, not gotten, and thats what she taught me. She told me she can call me Harley if it meant I wasn't going to cut her out of my life, but then less than 2 mins after she called me my deadname again. I kept saying "no, no, no" and she cursed me out.

She asked me what she had ever done to hurt me, so I listed a few moments. She then laughed and said "keep dreaming those ones up."

I gave her one last chance, a phone call the week after. She denied arguing with me the week before, complete erasure of everything that happened so I said nope. No more. Cut her off.

Fast forward a month later. My aunt, her sister, suddenly finds my profile on LinkedIn and I'm like... she doesn't know I changed my name. How did she find out? Mum denied telling anyone. I get in contact with my aunt. We talk.

2 days ago, my aunt came up to visit.

My mum has told the entire family that I kept my top surgery a secret from her and she only found out when I came home after the fact. She also told them about my name change, despite having made it abundantly clear I could never or else it would make them shun me forever for being openly queer in every way. She has lied as well, saying I'm refusing her calls when she hasn't called me since I believe the 20th September.

My grandmother came up today. Mum is calling her multiple times a day, crying, being a general menace to the family. Nan gave me a present from my mum - hand towels with our new names on them. The card she gave us didn't have our names on it, just "love mum" and that was that.

They both want me to try and open communication, so I handmade a Christmas card and that's that. Sent that off.

If she calls me over the holiday, I will seriously not know what to do. I'll just have to give up at that point because if she tries to fight me again, I won't have any more empathy to give.

And that's what you missed on Glee

#personal

[akane171]

Nooooo😰😰🙈 I didn't and wouldn't 😰🙈 Honestly, kinda thought I might have finally annoyed you enough or you're just busy🤷🏻‍♀️🙈 Sorry🙈 I really didn't think the Tumblr Secretary would start erasing messages to you, too🙈🙈

Haha, yes, very smart of you😊🙈

Only one sushi restaurant?😯 Huh, amazing... Tho admittedly, I haven't eaten it either (yet?)😅😂

😂😂😂 Understandably😂😂

...Possessed? I just wanted to become FRIENDS with demons...😶🙈 But ohh, the more I think about it, the cooler getting possessed and being able to just take a backseat from life is starting to sound 😉😉😂😂

😂😂 "dumb fucks" 😂😂😂

...I doubt it, but okay... Tho I can't shut my cake if I don't have any cake?🤔😉😂😂😂

😂😂 Ohh, this reminds me of a clip from a concert where Brendon Urie "introduced" a song by explaining how his Mom likes it when he curses and proceeds to swear "like fuck and shit and ass and bitch and dick and balls and goddammit" perfectly in rhythm😂😂😂

Awww,  they go to a restaurant?😍😍☺ Okay, Yeah, I'm definitely reading those when I have some real time to read again😍🙈😂

Well, I guess he really WAS A replacement for Winn and Mon... And they did kinda jam Winn's brilliance with Mon's space-puppy alien-ness into one in Brainy's character from the little bit I've seen of Post S3😅🙈 And yup, last scene sucked...🙄

Maybe they really just didn't like Kara as a character...😖😫

Haha, yess, and just imagine all the other lines they could use!😍 Oh, btw, I remembered the original bad chemistry pick-up line I came up with, it went like this: "Are you a catalyst? Cause you certainly always get me started" 😂😂🤣🤣 Oh, or imagine this: "Are you an exothermic reaction? Cause you are hot"🤣🤣🤣 Oh, oh, or back to an English Literature pick-up line: "Are you my zero focalizer? Cause I feel like you know me inside out, more so than even I myself do"😅🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ And ohhh, their students shipping and trying to set them up would be GOLDEN!😍😍😍😍

yup, they could definitely learn a Lot from each other🤔 And HAHAHAHA, sounds accurate, esp. since Max is probably absolutely doing it on purpose cause he doesn't like Kara and no way in hell does he want his baby brother fraternizing with her😉😉🤣🤣 But hey, Karamel can hope Sam ships them and keeps Max away so they can spend time together🤔🤔 Oh god, Max and Cat? That's quite terrifying and amusing, not sure if that pair would be a good idea tho if they don't want the Multiverse to end😅 Ohhhh, Max and Cat fighting over Mon and Kara would be GOLDEN😂😂😂 Just imagine the arguments about 😂😂😂 Poor Sam&Eve who will have to deal with THAT chaos tho😅🙈

Samesies☺🙈 Sorr, again about the confusion😰🙈🙈🙈

PS: 🤣🤣🤣 Why do I feel like she might murder me for telling you about this?🤣🤣😅🙈🙈

PS2: Oh, you mean the ones from the Musical? If you mean those, then yess, I did😍😍😍😁😁🤗 (Thanks to you actually🤣🤣😉) At first I thought that style looked kinda weird, but the more I see it, the better it looks on him🤔😂 (Tho short haired him with a little bit longer stubble still is his best look IMO🤔🙈🤷🏻‍♀️)

XXX

Oh cool, so we are both in the "I'm afraid I annoyed that person too much and she/he has enough of me" xD

Also, you suck Tumblr Secretary!!!

Girl, I live in a 12k people town, the fact have one good sushi restaurant is like a miracle. No Chinese restaruants, btw.

But I kind of miss my friends, some classes and almost no responsibilities xD

...now you sound like Stephen King and I'm starting to get really worried about your storylines =='

What? Sad facts. And the fact they rule so many societies from the backseat is even sadder

Cake HOLE, HOLE, ok?! I forgot to add it. But you can always BUY some cake and problem solved! Even better, you can shut your mouth on the cake and be forever happy!!!!

lol, I guess his mom was very proud? x'D

DO IT!!!!!

And i guess that annoyed me so much, becasue here we were, once again with the same charatcer just in a different body. The scene when he prepared bed breakfast for Nia and tried to be a perfect boyfriend and i was just rolling my eyes so hard I saw the insides of my skull. And the fact is they totally ignored his comic book canon. I get why they didn't make him LI for Kara and make him and Nia a thing, but the rest? He's an idiot? 12th level genius? Where?

That or they had no idea what to do with her character. Aside of the fact they made her just Kal's clone with longer hair, ignored her whole comic book canon that makes her different and special, they had no plan for her character development. I feel they later just fell in love with their human charatcers they made (aka Alex and Walmart Witch) and deeloped them, while ignoring Kara. The titular hero. UGH

One of the reasons why the humanphilia pissed me soo much in this show :/

I see you liked the idea xD Add Eve as sex ed teacher, Winn as IT, Alex PE and biology?, Nia something with English, Brainiac math, Lobotomizer physics, John history, Lex the principal, Kelly as the school psychologist. Plus, dunno, M'gann, Cat, William, Imra, Sam, Siobbhan, and other bad guys as bad teachers xD Could be a fun fic xD

Or even better, imagine Cat promoting Kara as CatCo's superhero, while Max promotting Mon-El as Valor as his company and both them fighting which is better, while Kara and Mon-Elbeing done with them, and one day just openly, in fromt of cameras making out to make them shut up. LOL

No prob, not your fault!

PS She probably will, sorry! xD

PS2: yes, same. He really digs that look. I think I liked most his Kai-back-from-the-dead look and s3 Mon-El, when he was wearing black Legion uniform. This or that, I'm aroace but I seriously think he is aesthetically very hot and handsome. Lucky Melissa xD

Stay safe!

#ReFail #my fam