#i mean who wouldnt LMAO ANYWAYS

[lord-squiggletits]

Bolts upright from my bed

In an AU where Pharma lives the Adaptus thing and comes back on the Lost Light, wouldn't he find out that the crew had to deal with being cornered and nearly killed by the DJD and a bunch of other Decepticons?

And then Pharma could get to be like "oh I see :) you were under threat by the DJD :))) why didn't you just run? Oh you couldn't and had no means of escape? Funny :)))) didn't you call for help? Oh you did right??? And did anyone come???? :)))))) did anyone come in time to save you from the DJD????? DID THEY????? DID YOU JUST CALL FOR HELP AND RUN AWAY AND THE DJD JUST LET YOU GO????? :))))))))))) OH THE DJD BLOCKED COMMUNICATIONS AND HAD YOU SURROUNDED????? OH HOW TRAGIC I GUESS YOU COULDN'T ESCAPE AFTER ALL AND A LOT OF YOUR FRIENDS DIED :)))))))))))))))) AND THE ONLY REASON YOU WON WAS BECAUSE YOU HAD A LOT OF SUPERPOWERFUL FIGHTERS ON YOUR SIDE???? WOW IMAGINE WHAT MIGHT'VE HAPPENED IF YOU HAD NO FRIENDS AND BARELY ANY MILITARY SUPPORT AND THE DJD CAME HUH??? WOW WHAT A RELIEF THAT DIDNT HAPPEN"

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In other words, I'm pretty much convinced that the reason Pharma is remembered as "the evil cowardly doctor that murdered innocents to save his own skin" instead of "the Autobot that got mindbroken by Tarn into thinking that making a plague and killing everyone was his only way to escape" is because he got introduced before the DJD were established as a pants-shittingly evil and sadistic group of freaks, and unlike Rodimus' crew he didn't have the luxury of being a main character whose thoughts and experiences were shown on screen. Pretty much his reputation as "crazy token evil Autobot" was sealed from MTMTE #5 and by the time MTMTE #50-something brought Dying of the Light, Pharma was a footnote in the story and never got to have this new information about the terror of the DJD factored into his own character.

#squiggposting #pharma apologism #i mean isnt there literally a scene in dying of the light where tarn talks about how drawing out his strike #makes the enemy suffer more from degradation and panic #and megatron says that he wrote the DJD manifesto to be about systematically isolating and tormenting targets b4 actually killing them #and when they send out an SOS its not received until literally weeks later #and pretty much the only reason most of them survived was bc of spark trauma magic #and having a mad scientist that could make super badass upgrades and weapons #but oh when PHARMA doesnt call for help and doesnt run away it's just bc hes evil and cowardly #i mean i know in the text he says that he just wanted to get away with his name cleared but like #how can you look at what the DJD did in future chapters and go oh yeah pharma did what he did #just because hes prideful and didnt want to ask for help or get caught for his misdeeds #like sure that's the only part the narrative shows but that's prolly bc pharma wasnt meant to be that deep #from a doylist view there wouldnt have been room in the story for this random side villain to get a sad backstory #anyways it just really. gets my goat lmao #the difference b/t pharma and the LL crew on necroworld in terms of audience sympathy #was basically just placement in the story and screentime #hence why pharma is just a crazy evil doctor who sucks at being an autobot #and the LL crew are brave heroes and friends making a last stand against evil #good for the LL crew that they could actually fight back but uh. pharma couldnt #abyways sorry for being weird about pharma on main it will happen again

[todayisafridaynight]

So Allegedly Infinite Wealth is 100 hours... not that you can't already spend that long on the games if you really want to, but I'd say it's the first time that could be said to be the base experience rather than a time only hardcore completionists are likely to get.

Yokoyama was talking at length about wanting to make the game worth the price tag since the team is incredibly conscious about the value of the players' time and money. They essentially feel they owe players ten times what they paid, so they're aiming for "an enjoyable 100 hours, but also an unforgettable 100 hours."

If they pull it off, I personally think it'd be 100% worth it and not just a "well other studios are doing it so we can get away with it too" price hike... I'm at least happy to know that's not the intent, and I'm intrigued to see how everything pans out and what the ratio is between story and side content

oh yayaya i saw that article this morning!!! 100 hours is actually so unfathomable to me in terms of an rgg game- i mean y7 was At Minimum around 45~50 hours but when i think of other RPGS that easily dip into 70's and 100's of hours, i'm not too surprised to see LAD start to climb towards those numbers now. it'd be such a jump in rgg's terms tho, so i'm TRULY curious to see where the nearly doubled gameplay hours comes from..

i really appreciate yoko's respect not just to RGGS but also to its customers: they want to make a great product, but they also don't want to sacrifice what they want to do to do that in the process

#snap chats #very timely article since .. i think it was passport i dont exactly remember who it was that was concerned about the game quality #maybe it was kana... idk one of you lot LMAO POINT IS thank you for reading our minds yoko #i wouldnt mind 100+ hours of island content LMAO but fr im truly curious to see what the main plot's gon be bout then #i mean we KNOW the main plot but yk what i mean... how the hell does this pan out.. #REGARDLESS. i never had any issue with the LAD8 price #maybe its just cause i dont buy videogames too much <- liar (theyre old so like .2% cheaper its ok i think) #in rgg's case i always know im gonna get something i'll love for months- even years at this point #either way its nice knowing that yoko's at least aware of people who aren't happy with the price #and even besides that still just want to make a worthy game #aint nothin wrong with knowin your worth.. i think. #talking about videogame prices in general honestly im p sure the avg price for a game should be in the 100's by now #going off inflation anyway #so the fact devs are still trying to keep it under the $100 is. Something to me anyway #the quality of games- in terms of graphics anyway- has really gone up. idk if that warrants a FAT slap of an expense in the end #but it's not hard for me to understand the crawl towards it right #but now im ramblngi LMAOOOOOO anyways #haruka did nothing wrong yoko said it himself <3

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

Thinking about actually-good aizen au again :/

#i mean is it really still aizen if hes not a manipulative dickhead. #anyway. i dont remember how much i shared about it before but like #some ideas i had for it were aizen actually adopting babby gin and rangiku #(since... if hes actually Nice:tm: he wouldnt have done that shit while creating the hogyoku lmao) #(so gin wouldnt have a reason to kill him?) #(alternatively he still couldve done that albeit maybe accidentally? and his adopting them is his way of atoning for it idk) #other idea was his past ventures into hueco mundo and starrk and lilynette are like #the first arrancar he meets (and dont try to kill him on sight i guess lmao) #so hes actually able to strike up a friendsip with them and hear about their desire for friends strong like them #and aizen would vow to help them #i mean mostly starrk bc my idea was that this aizen finds starrk hot :/ #thats the secret goal of this au: starrk/aizen #sorry to everyone who ships aizen with tousen

[coridallasmultipass]

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#it turns out that watching saw while snacking and knitting is indeed very good for your mental health #my body knew what i needed lmao #i got so many rounds done so i feel productive too and the irony of knitting a red and white scarf in the round... #...(meaning as a spiral - helical knitting) is not lost on me but the hidden spirals of the knitting project came after the spirals on saw #((its yoko's cowl from gurren lagann lol)) #idk how im gonna block this thing bc it has wild floats showing on the front so im gonna need like 60 pencils to slide in there... #...before i start pinning it down and spraying it and idk how thats gonna go but it 100 percent needs to be blocked #tension? who the fuck knows what that is lmao #also the floats were a bad idea but like i didnt wanna knit 10 bobbins in the round for my first time knitting w bobbins #theyd tangle every time the project twists lmao but whatever im making the extra stripes caused by the floats to work #i wasnt sure how to stagger them in a way that wouldnt look weird and i had already unknit the project like 5 times so i committed #speaking of its 240 stitches each round lol its killer but its going so whatever. #im at about 6.5 inches and i want probably around 14 (im gonna connect the top and bottom to make it reversible/hide the back) #so yeah my night was better than the day i had thankfully #im so tired tho lol #i havent worked out yet today and i dont know if im gonna force myself to lol hashtag no days off lololol #ill see how i feel after i brush my teeth if im up for it i guess but im pretty tired from being mentally stressed all day #anyway good night ill prob #delete later / /

[quietwingsinthesky]

i cant decide what would be better tbh: either 11089 volunteers to stay behind to keep watch over donna post-memory wipe but they’re still human — even if from far in the future — and get Master-fied with everyone else and have to afterwards deal with the fact that they couldn’t help at all <3 OR. something Horrible happened along their travels with the doctor that means that they don’t really count as human anymore.

#by which i mean i hold every possible version of this OC in my head at once yes but i want to know which version to think about NOW #the deciding factor here is probably whether this is the story where tentoo needs to be memory wiped too #simply because that version involves 11089 carrying a FOB watch around they can never open ever #and it would be awkward if the master just. immediately got a hold of that. very funny tho. #get role reversed idiots #(actually i guess tentoo is human technically so he wouldnt NEED a fob watch for memory wiping but. shut up. #symbolically holding your friend’s stolen life in your hands. because he stole it from himself and asked you to.) #anyway. this is because i was thinking about the ‘you think i left my best friend with no defenses?’ scene which is fantastic but. #what if the ‘defenses’ were one (1) ex-timelord grown out of a hand who doesn’t know who he is and one (1) ex-companion who just hit one of #the masters over the head with a mop #dw oc #lmao ignore me im just rambling. i think theyre a silly little guy.

[ofmd-alsaurus]

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#i am crashing so hard today lmao i was up until 2am after watching the episodes and feeding the baby #then baby woke up at 4. hand to wife go back to sleep. baby woke up again at 6. and then i was up. #and then i had the worlds most boring meeting from 8 to 9. this is usually when i would be getting the kids ready for the day #so instead my wife did all of it while i was in worlds most boring meeting #then at 10am. i had to be part of a panel interview for a new engineer #someone to help ME with MY work! #but the interview was a live coding session conducted by staff+ level developers. NOT automation engineers #and they were so fucking hard on this poor guy omg. this guy whose resume is fucking perfect #he seemed so nice too. and he did his best #but even a fulltime ios engineer would struggle to implement such a data structure #its totally unreasonable to expect it of an automation engineer #and i had to be on the side in our chat trying to defend this guy like. look. i wouldnt be able to do this either #and for my interview i didnt have to! i wrote unit tests for that data structure which was already implemented #they seemed surprised and asked who did my interview. like holy shit you guys didnt even check? #you didnt even think to yourself 'i wonder if the automation engineers use different interview problems'????? omg #anyway i didnt mean to vent so much about that but #im just saying. my dopamine is all fucked up today lmao i'm struggling y'all

[lokh]

philosophers want to believe that their philosophy is founded purely on reason and logic but im gonna be real. if u have shit politics im gonna have a hard time not reading that into ur philosophy

#im talking about camus specifically but apparently plenty of philosophers are nasty lmao #he was a guy that upheld imperialism and rebuked violent revolution. how in the world am i not meant to read that #into his idea of absurdism. it takes it from 'a situation where no meaning can be found but you do it anyway' to #'there is probably a solution or meaning but you Dont Like It so it doesnt exist'. do you get what i mean #if ur way of thinking was so correct and logical then u WOULDNT BE AN IMPERIALIST #god and imagine him a settler trying to use his sisyphus metaphor on a native algerian.... #i would literally try to throttle him. the guy who says lie down but be mad about it

[todayisafridaynight]

so. uhh. any rgg meetups at animenext this weekend or 🥴

#snap chats #GOOD MORNING IM CRYING #years ago i got tickets for animenext but due to covid the event was cancelled and i couldnt go #WELL I JUST. I JUST GOT LET KNOWN I HAVE TICKETS? FOR THREE DAYS AND ITS LEGIT? #LIKE I CHECKED EVERY WAY POSSIBLE AND YEAH NO. THESE ARE VALID TICKETS. WHATLKVJLEKJ #go to an event four damn years later OK..... idk if ill stay all three days since i dont have a hotel obvi but i could sleep in my car ig #i done did it before its fine 🥴 #anyway idk who to cosplay or if i even will cosplay #on the one hand i could do y2 daigo again like i did for animenyc #doing masato however would mean i wouldnt have to do as much makeup...... he also does not have any cheekbones like me 😔 #unlike daigo's gorjus face #my mine cosplay aint supposed to be ready til july so.... thats out of the window LMAO #eh. prob would be best to just do daigo actually now that im thinkin of it esp when no one even remembers masato ☠️ #idk thats something for me to figure out im still just laughing at this whole thing like jvlkvlkj

[mejomonster]

I said I was writing a novel to someone

and they were like "oh that's good! Writings a good way to process what you've been through" and hoo boy right then did it slam home that to a medical professional it would seem I got health problem related trauma out the wazoo

#rant #ToT i was like. she thinks... i write... to cope with nearly dying in the hospital and starving months and being cut up a lot and in #a bunch of stupid sucky internal pain??? #i mean. i wouldnt say i Dont have medical trauma.... #when i read The Body Keeps the Score i realized i probably had some even from birth #the whole premie baby unit thing. then a heart problem taking all my calories to keep me alivr making me a tiny child with chest pain #age 5 birthday appendicitis and mu mom told me i didnt even cry i just said to her i was sad i couldnt play #age 8 heart surgery Fixing the lifelong to that point bullshit so i gained 100 lbs almost innediately once body could STORE ENERGY and #wasnt nearly dying nonstop. age 17 mental health decided to try and kill me for several years which id say was worse but not medical? #then fixed mental uealth and GALBLADDER tried to hurt me nonstop agh #then this gastroparesis etc gi bullshit #anyway. um yes i suppose there may be somr medical trauma compoundint the ptsd for other reasons lmao #but. i write cause... i like silly queer morally grey faeries... #and explorint the idea of who is a #person how much can someone change before they cease to be them. and there can be love and safety #and community and better days even if we go thru suffering or feel everyrhing is The Worst #shdjdj but yeah at physical therapy she was like ah yes youre in mega pain daily #writing is a GREAT OUTLET #dhdhdjfj???!!!! #dude no i want to do boxing now thats an outlet. i need to hit stuff #dancing is my actual outlet btw. unless im too injured to dance :c then mentally im WANTING to dance

[depresseddepot]

I downloaded baldur's gate 3 (because of course I did) and I am feeling very normal about it thank you very much

#I went into this expecting to like astarion but he's. kind of mean :( #gale however....has me in a chokehold #anyway my character is a tiefling sorcerer named impulse (or imp) to encourage me to just fuck around while i learn the game #i made a dnd oc first but i got too caught up in what he would or wouldnt do. also became sad when astarion didn't like me being nice #imp is a sweetie. unless she feels like committing violence in which she is aggressive. unless she feels like being impartial #make sense? lmao #anyway imp was born because i want to kill those fucking druids (namely kahga) #my terrifying yellow and orange daughter who chews on table legs.... #also nobody warned me about the worm violence. also i love my fucked up brain dog and miss them with my whole heart

[firelordhotman]

friendly reminder that even if youre open about something on your blog, even if you think its so obviously right in your about/description/pinned/whatever, most of the people who will interact with you are not even looking that far at your blog. they dont know your name or your pronouns or your disabilities or your interests or your credentials or whatever you think is just *so obvious* that they *must* be intentionally ignoring it just to hurt you. ESPECIALLY not if theyre a random stranger who youve never interacted with once before, has never interacted with you once before either, and has absolutely zero reason to care about you. its not a personal attack, its just a fact. this is literally the internet

#i am TIRED. yes this is a vaguepost idc #utter stranger shows up in my notifs DEMANDING i explain a simple little joke tag about me and my loved ones experiences #as if i owe them the slightest ounce of attention in my day #and then when i do explain my & my loved ones lived experiences. they get mad & say im using THEIR personal experiences as a weapon #like. i dont have the slightest clue what your personal experiences are! i dont even know your name!! and i dont want to nor do i have to!! #i dont mean this rudely. but factually: you are not important enough to me to care even a little bit about your experiences #i dont bring up suicide or addiction or any shit like that because its Your experience. bc i have no fucking idea what your experience is #i talk about those things because its MY EXPERIENCE. that IM TALKING ABOUT. in the tags of a post that doesnt belong to either of us no les #this is probably the last thing im gonna post abt this bc i know youre still up my ass looking at everything i post rn #but to finish off. i was never even making a Point about anything in the tag. i wasnt starting discourse about anything. #it was just an Acknowledgement of a shared experience that me and many of my loved ones have. whether u like it or not #like literally i dngaf if YOU personally wouldnt describe your experience that way. We do describe it that way! We can be different #i just made a silly little tag for my friends to see. and YOU decided that you were entitled to both hear my life story and blatantly #misinterpret everything i say about it. like literal 'how dare you say we piss on the poor' type shit #like. saying 'x can cause y' does not mean im saying 'y is literally x' fucking OBVIOUSLY. god #i didnt fucking ask for this! YOU DID!! YOURE the one who DEMANDED it of me unprompted #& clearly must have just gone looking thru the tags of posts for ppl to beef with lollllll #i mean cmon. you didnt follow me i didnt follow you and that wasnt even your post. theres no other explanation lmao its p obvious #anyway i hope u find a better hobby or at least a more fun and fulfilling way to use this website. sincerely #at least get some better critical thinking skills before picking stupid arguments with random strangers online #but hey! play stupid games win stupid prizes<3 right?? #also one final note: to hear someone talking about the lived experiences of them and their real life loved ones and go 'hmm. sounds fake'. #its just giving Friendless. its giving 'how could anyone make fun art without doing crazy drugs!!'. #its giving 'Wait yall have friends irl? i thought it was just a joke'. its fucking hilarious and im gonna think about it forever #thank u for a lifetime supply of laughs godspeed

[audiovisualrecall]

Also once again struck by how amazing tbe art and the story is on this show and this episode and especially how much I fucking love two parts in particular: 1, the battle of titan!belos vs feral!Eva and king, and how king is animated/drawn in those scenes, and 2, everything about titan!Luz and all the scenes involving her and just aaaaaahhhhhh I love it!!! She's so badass and so anime fun and I love the art and the designs!!!!! Also I love king referring to the collector as 'they', I love king's dad who is 'both a king and queen', I love the end credits scenes all of it, every detail, I love the characters, I love the love, all the reunions, the i loaf you pun, and also i love the collector and want to give them a hug, I love everything.

#this show i love it so much #its literally like made for me haha i was definitely like luz i just realized that lmao #i mean ok i wasnt the kid getting in trouble for snakes or making weird creepy looking art etc #but i was the weird kid daydreaming and thinking abt my superpowered werecat oc who was me but powerful and confident and of course magical #and a 'half-cat' as i put it at the time #imagine if this show was a thing when i was luz's age aaaa #i was drawing pokemon and cats and dragons and my oc emily and reading and scaring all the boys by holding cicadas and #other bugs in my hands and calling them cute and the kids ran screaming away #i was sick enough as a preteen/teen that i couldnt rlly enjoy escaping in portal fantasy stories bc i needed medications #like i couldnt pretend what if that was real for me and i could run off to a magical world. bc i wouldnt have my medicine with me #but still they were important to me i needed them anyway even if it made me sad sometimes too #anyway!

[vazaez]

that’s not very cis of you

BYE🛌

It's complicated alright 😭💀

#a lil personal story about this now that the topic came up: #some time ago i started questioning my gender identity but i didnt like the spanish they/them pronouns on myself #they just didnt sit right lol #so i tried using gender neutral language (ig yall know spanish is one of the many languages that is VERY gendered #even fcking objects have their own 'gender' lmao) so yea if it pas possible i phrased what i said abt myself in a pronounless way #but when it was not possible to do that id use male pronouns to try how i felt with them. the thing is that every fucking time i did that #some dude in a gc i was in said 'dO u hAvE a D¡cK????' and it made me really uncomfy as if i needed it to be able to use those pronouns 🧍 #LITERALLY EVERY TIME so eventually i gave up because i thought what's the point of finding my identity if it wont be respected anyways? #so yea im resigned to be seen as the same I was born with the same i've always been and the same everyone knows me #dont get me wrong i dont always hate being a girl but sometimes it makes me curious how would it be if i wasnt #and i dont mind what pronouns ppl use with me most of the time as long as it's not with a bad intention #I've wondered if maybe i'm a she/they? idk i just gave up thinking about it #at least for now. i have my whole ass life to find out what or who i am so i don't feel there's a need to rush tbh #woah this rant got rlly long sorry lol idk if anyone will read this far 🏃 #btw it's not only about that guy but he made me constantly remember that most people at least here in latam are very closed minded #just like him so if i ended up finding an identity i was happy with it wouldnt be respected by most people irl anyways #i'm not in that gc anymore tho #i hope i was able to like explain well what i mean? i don't wanna seem like i gave up that easily just because some dude was being a jerk #it's just that i'm kind of an overthinker

[mrfoox]

Me: I believe in forgiveness and second chances

My dad: h-

Me: no, not you

#miranda talking shit #JJsjJJsjdjfkfkd i do not hate anyone but hes the closest to it really #Apperantly his aggressive cancer returned after 3 yrs recently and i am suprised mom havent questioned how deadpan i am about it #I cry over everything and is the most sensetive fool around but I'll be standing deadpan asking about dads cancer to mom like i am talking #About politics or something like that. Meanwhile moms voice is cracking up next to me bc shes obviously upset about it #I guess its good i mimic emotions when people i care for are around so ill at least cry at his funeral #Only reason i deal with him s(when i have to) is bc i love mom. I also have asked him for help when i moved bc hey #He never cared for me as a child or raised me at all so at least he can carry my boxes and help assemble ikea furniture #I feel bad about this bc it goes against everything i usually believe in and such but i also wont force myself for him. I dont think he #Deserves that from me. Plus its not like hes trying much to fix anything so we'll just continue to act like strangers #Like my older brothers who mentally abused me for 6-7 yrs i can have empathy for bc i understand why they treated me like shit #I can also understand why dad is a shit dad but i cant forgive him for it bc unlike my brothers he was an grown man lol #I mean my oldest older brother i am on ok terms with. We talk online a little anf send memes to each other #My younger oldest brother .... Not so much. I avoid him and dont say anything to him unless i have to #He was the main person to abuse me anyway and im still kubda scared of him lmao. But i still have way too much understanding towards him #Doubt either of those three people know how much they have damaged me mentally. And I'll never tell them bc that wouldnt change anything #And just bring unnecessary guilt on them haha #My oldest brother is basically forgiven but i probably wont ever be fully comfortable around him . I like talking with him and watching #Movies but i struggle to talk back to him bc i still find him scary. Not the same level as my other brother but still #God my family is fuked. I mean its not as bad since no substance abuse is in it to make it unstable but we are all just ... Not social #With each other. Holidays that families spend together? Uh... We will all see each other around Christmas for 3 days maybe... No family #Trips or such. Even when i was small i can count the ones we went to all togheter on one hhand. Usually it was just 3-4 of us and never all #Only thing keeping us somewhat together is mom bc she gets along with everyone. Meanwhile i barely gets along with one of my siblings and #Dislike dad. Even as a child i was always uncomfortable at relative gatherings tbh. Always felt weird about them and like i (us) didnt fit #In. And then after i turned 15 or something we gradually stopped being invited to such things #Mom only has one brother and for the last 5 yrs things have been.... Tense. Bc he's obviously being influenced by his spouse to try to #Profit from my mentally unstable grandmother. And dad got two siblings but uh... They are technically just half siblings. #My grandpa was never my biological grandfather. Bc dads real dad got my grandma pregnant at 17 and she didn't want to marry him #So she went and married my grandpa a few years later and they had my aunt and uncle. Grandma died when i was 10 (she was the only relative #I actually loved and i spent a lot of time with her) and since then uh ... Meeting with dads side of the family was always weird

[gthechangeling]

sorry but everything about how Esteban is introduced in WTNV is horrible to me

like... introducing an important thing like Cecil having a CHILD only on the live shows is so?????? as my sister put it: why am I being punished for not being european or american lmao 

not to mention I literally had to google what the fuck was up with that when I listened to ep 181 bc they just mention it like it’s something i’m supposed to know. and then the wiki says it’s because Carlos and Cecil “agreed that they needed to keep some of their personal life off the air, and so Esteban's existence was never mentioned” as if Cecil didn’t hint at his and Carlos’ like, sex lives on air. like we can know his childhood trauma and deepest fears, exactly what about Carlos he finds attractive and exactly what happened on their first date, but we can’t know his son EXISTS because that’s...too personal? WE WERE AT THEIR WEDDING

also it’s not like Night Vale is a small town where everyone knows everything about each other or anything.... right... it totally makes sense to try and keep this stuff a secret...

#ramble #i feel genuinely betrayed by this lmao idk if it's a pms thing but i'm mad! #delete later #before people start coming for me #i love the podcast but this was so annoying and also doesnt make any sense whatsoever in universe #also also also #that means we're getting ROBBED of knowing stuff about Cecil and Carlos being parents!!!!!!!! #also like cecil isnt a news broadcaster he is my best friend who came over to paint my nails and tell me the latest town gossip #he wouldnt hide a SON from me #anyway now back to binging the other episodes