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emjiroki · 8 months
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Okay humor me I'm having boxer au Yuuji thoughts again...
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daily-ethoslab · 6 months
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[522] Brain thinking about shepard etho...fella who falls asleep with the sheep u know
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gammagoop · 8 months
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limited life 90s sitcom au
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hunny-mustard104 · 7 months
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Jared was such an underutilized character in Bones
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sagethefool · 6 months
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When Mr. Minor Fucking Prince fires while running away, there's a flash, a bang, a crack, and Izzy goes down.
(And the last time he saw Izzy drop like that, it had been Ed's fault, he had shot him.
"I have...love for you,"
And he returned that love with a bullet. He never even really apologized, just a shitty 'sorry about your leg' as he was walking away. And he'd never get to now and--)
There's no room to panic, to worry about his oldest friend, his only family. Rage courses through him, and he fires as they are swarmed. There's too much to follow as the rest of the crew, Zheng, and Jackie spring out from where they'd been. A whirl of smoke and swords and too much fucking shouting and Izzy is deaddeaddead.
"Ed, come on, we've got to go." There's Stede, warm hands pulling and tugging him away from the madness.
"Izzy--"
"We've got him, Ed, but it does him no good if we stay. Let's go"
And he does, he follows, feeling a mix of anger and grief and guilt the whole time. Izzy is dead and he can't cry yet, he has to make sure Stede and the crew get back safe. He looks around, and Wee John has Izzy slung over his shoulder, which, Izzy may have been a dick, but let's have some fucking respect and not treat his body like a sack of potatoes, for fuck sake.
He isn't able to really sit in that thought, though, because they are still actively fleeing back to The Revenge, Auntie turning to shoot at the gits still hot on their tails, the two dinghies being pushed and loaded and rowed into open water. They all flinch down as a few shots are fired towards them, but make it back to the ship unharmed.
Mostly.
Fuck. Izzy.
He looks across to the other dinghy, but of course he can't see Iz. They must have laid him down, and he's suddenly grateful he can't see him. He doesn't have the room to breakdown, and seeing his face, cold and grey and--
Not yet. Gotta get to the ship. Get to the ship, then they can decide what to do with his--
As the crew starts climbing aboard, Ed watches, waiting for them to bring up Izzy's body. He sees Stede leaning hauling him up from where they someone must be carrying him. He expects to see him still and unfamiliar, instead--
"--fucking set me down, I'm fine, Bonnet. It doesn't even hurt."
And the relief that he feels is enough to bowl him over, have him moving towards Izzy, taking him from Stede's arms and helping him down. And he's there, he can feel him warm and whole and none the worse for wear, but what, how?
"Izzy, mate, I saw you--I thought--but you--"
"The idiot missed and shot my leg." Izzy gripes, and sure enough, the weird horse leg Izzy had been using is broken off at the knee, splinters angrily clawing into his pant leg. "It was a damn good leg, too, the crew made it for me."
"I'm sorry. Izzy, fuck, man, I thought you were dead, thought that bastard had killed you." He stops, can't think about that, he's fine, Izzy is fine, "You're okay, right? I thought you were dead, and I can't lose you, Iz, you're the only family I have left."
He snorts. The bastards actually snorts amd says, "Oh, fuck off, you twat Ed, look around you," and he does, sees Olu, Jim, and Archie, Lucius and Pete, Wee John, Frenchie, Roach, Swede, Fang, Stede, even Jackie and Zheng and Auntie, "We've got more family now than we know what to do with. Even if I had been shot, even if I had died, you would be fine.
"They love you, Ed. So just be Ed."
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tang3r1n · 5 months
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okay i’m being a lil hyper today and i CANNOT get the idea of an island empress reader having Luffy wrapped around her finger, plus the island itself UGH i’ve already though of it all guys. pls encourage me to talk more cause i have a 4 page goodbye doc for this fucking reader.
kay so basically my entire thought is empress reader on a very distant yet powerful island, like she’s friends with everyone and her island has a neutrality agreement bc of this, meaning marines and pirates have to be chill and natural around each other or smth
anyways- some day the Strawhats are just sailing around when Nami starts freaking tf out abt ‘THIS FUCKING ISLAND I FUCKING FOUND HER YES FUCK’ and literally screaming to find their big ass transponder snail meanwhile everyone else is just shocked she’s genuinely tweaking
come to find out Nami n her family (might be agaisnt cannon but fuck off) we’re regulars of reader’s island back when they were both lil girls and they bonded so hard that they still write each other and Nami has slowly been nudging the crew to get closer n closer to her island just so she can geek out with her childhood bestie
so they all are like ‘lmao okay that’s chill’ and park it and Nami just takes off. i’m talkin they turn around and she’s bolting toward the massive ass golden castle or smth, and they just kinda chill while the islanders greet them and start slowly (normally) taking them to the castle. they’re like weirdly neutral abt Nami screaming like a banshee, mainly cause the older islanders remember her and know it’s a lot for her
so they literally barely make it to the first step of the entrance before two shrill screams ring out and Nami comes out dragging this gorgeous, young ass empress out, covered head to toe in jewels and charms, even her hair is filled with crystals tied to her braids and spirals of gold and silver are strategically placed everywhere. she’s got obviously tribal tattoos and symbols decorating her entire body, her thick form’s dressed in the more beautiful silk robes and she’s got the brightest smile as she openly sobs int Nami’s arms
and Luffy, for the first time in his life, is completely shellshocked from her, just like ‘:0’ and STARING at the empress while she tries to compose herself
Obviously she’s aware of who they are, shooting them all pleasantries and looking down at Luffy (mf is like 5’6 im sorry i’m 5’11 I LOVE SHORT LUFFYSS KAKDKSKQ) and giving him just the sweetest smile and soft lil ‘hello Captain’ and oh god he’s literally shaking his hands are sweaty what-
then Usopp’s just like ‘HAH srry he’s never seen such a pretty lady before’ and they’re all giggling at his absolutely stary-eyed face as he’s just dead silent, heart racing in front of this goddess.
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So idk why but I forgot you did requests. Now im suffering at the poly Sky and Warriors stuff-
Insanity what did you do to me I hate this.
My lovely Enno! Happy 100 and I hope the summer goes well for you! This has been sitting in my drafts for ages but I hope you enjoy what I have to offer you! Also please go follow Enno's wonderful LU x Reader blog, @cafecourage
The guys had been having fun and taking a moment to spar with each other while you decided to sit on a nearby log, sweating from your own lesson with Twilight who had been remarkably patient with you as he led you through some basic drills.
You took a long swig of the water you'd been handed and absently watched as Sky and Warriors traded barbs and blows. Both of them looked as if they were thoroughly enjoying themselves with wide grins, bright eyes and sweaty faces.
Warriors made eye contact with you and winked.
Letting out a low giggle, you didn’t notice Sky’s eyes dart towards you then back to his opponent and narrowed in on him. Warriors twirled his sword with a flourish and smirked.
You watched with ever wider eyes as the blows got more and more powerful and quick. You could barely keep up as Sky swiped at Warriors who backflipped out of the way.
The spar between them got more and more extravagant, with each of them pulling moves you had never seen before.
Next to you, Twilight snorted lightly with an amused tone. “Show-offs.”
“What do you mean?” You asked without taking your eyes off the way Sky easily slide to the side, his hair shining in the sun, and the way Warriors pulled some fancy footwork to block his retaliation, a loud laugh breaking his composure.
Twilight laughed again then ruffled his hand in your hair causing you to finally break eye contact with the fight and bat him off. He left you on the log to join Time and Four who were focused on Wind.
That was the third time this week one of the group had made a comment about Sky and Warriors before refusing to explain and it was starting to get on your nerves.
You turned back to the spar and saw Sky do something that made Warriors unable to block a strike before the point of the sword was held to his neck.
There was a beat of silence before they both grinned and shook hands, panting from the exertion. You quickly gathered up the water skins and trotted over to them with a wide grin.
“That was amazing!” You couldn’t help but gush.
Sky took the water first and took several sips while Warriors turned to you.
“And you, my dear, are a goddess-sent. Thank you.” He took the offered water and sipped it as well.
Your eyes caught on his throat swallowing the water before Sky caught your attention as he licked a couple of drops from his lips.
“How’d the lesson go? We saw a bit and you were doing really well!”
You couldn’t help but soften at the praise. “Well, I won’t be fighting alongside you guys any time soon, but I think it went well.”
A hand held your shoulder and you turned to see Warriors smiling softly at you. “We mean it. You are improving very quickly and we'd be happy to give you any pointers if you'd like."
Your stomach fluttered and a strange warmth passed over your cheeks. A feeling that had been reoccurring very frequently over the past couple of weeks.
"Thanks."
"Of course." Sky nudged you companionably before turning back to Warriors. "Best out of three?"
Warriors smirked and your heart swooped. He flourished his sword again. "I'm going to need to redeem myself."
Sky also smirked and your breath caught. "I guess that means our lovely friend here will just have to judge it for themselves."
Warriors brushed a hand over your burning cheek. "Will you judge for us?"
Sky brushed a small errant strand of hair away from your face. "It'll be good to have someone watching."
Dazedly, you nodded absently and stepped aside as the two took up stances.
With a flash of steel and twin grunts, the two launched themselves at each other again.
You could barely pay attention to the way Warriors nearly danced out of reach and the way Sky showed his deep skill.
Your heart was thudding so loudly in your chest, you were surprised the others couldn't hear it and your face was burning from where the two had touched you.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh no.
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harringrove-prompts · 2 years
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Whatever the circumstances, Billy and Steve are in the Upside Down and find a gate back home. However, when they both go through the gate at the same time, only one person comes out. The man is neither Billy nor Steve, but both of them.
While this man has two consciousnesses, he has one handsome face.
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If the events of Sonic Frontiers occur at some point in the SCU would Scourge have the same thing happen to him that happened to Tails, Knuckles, and Amy? How would scourge react to the situation in each AU?
If this were to happen to any of my AU Scourges I could see it happening to Uncle au or Trek au. Dad au and Cookie Crumbles Scourges don't really travel. Dad is raising a kid while in hiding on Modern/Game Sonic's world and Cookie Crumbles is Scourge working in a bakery on Antimobius and more focused on his career than adventuring.
Trek AU is a Scourge traveling the cosmos with his children (one being Sonic) and an eldritch horror from the stars would be a kick ass monster to be worried about. Oddly enough had I made this au post the release of Frontiers the BBEG of that au would likely have been the BBEG of Frontiers cause they functionally the same. The BBEG of Trek au is actually Solaris and the Genesis wave. Although, I'm considering doing a small lore update for Trek au with the new information concerning the Ancients learned in Frontiers.
Uncle au Scourge would 100% get sent to cyber space limbo 
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justadcgirl · 2 years
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It is so odd that so much of dc fandom considers a boy wanting his murderer dead a moral failing.
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sweetbubblies · 1 year
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Do the gas giants have farting contests? I could imagine BH accidentally winning them all just naturally letting loose, especially after some human food.
*Uranus has grabbed the mic*
“And THAT is why they’re not allowed to join! It’s sooo unfair! They almost brought the whole palace down when they pizza for the first time!”
🪐: “and who’s fault was that?”
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cute-pluto · 1 year
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okay the conclusion i reached about gacha life is that theoretically it would genuinely be an excellent babys first step tool to working with rig based animation and the major restriction that holds it back from nicely functionning as one is that theyre soooo fucing scared the kids are gonna make porn with it.
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I know this is like two years too late but remember when people were trying to assign black and white morality to all the arcane characters? What the fuck was that all about
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postsfromthedark · 2 years
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Ro is Gisela's daughter
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imagine-shenanigans · 3 months
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thinking about you going up to three broad shouldered men in a bar because your crazy ex/some random creep/etc is following you and you beg them to pretend they know you. You slide into the empty space at the table theyve commandeered and right as the other guy comes up a scary looking big motherfucker with a balaclava and eyeblack slots himself right in next to you. You press yourself into his side when the creep comes up and you call Ghost your boyfriend, and Ghost (as you later learn to call him) grabs your hip possessively, tucking you in closer.
He doesn't let you go, later, when the creep fucks off. Instead, he slips your phone out of your pocket and puts his contact inside. Texts himself and slips it back into your pocket while making eye contact. Blows smoke in your face and snorts when you wave it away, huffing at him and sticking your cute little tongue out at him.
You have fun with the military men that night, Ghost even walks you home to feel safe. You wake up the next day, happy to be safe and sound, and go about your day. Forget all about Ghost for awhile, because he never texts you first.
Weeks later, youre in the middle of your kitchen when he walks in, a copy of your key in his hand. Slots himself in behind you and rests his chin on your head even when you panic and claw at him.
What? He's home now, came home to you, his partner. Just like you wanted, right? You wanted him, now you've got him.
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grandest-guignol · 10 months
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Pontius Pilate. A little bit bbg.
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