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whoopsiesnodaisies · 4 months
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Hear me out, hear me out!
No death Jegulily AU where Harry is still the "chosen one" but Lily and Regulus are professors who have to keep their son alive, and James (the professional quidditch player) is constantly called in for the weirdest parent-teacher conferences cause it's just Lily and Regulus being like "You have to control your son!" and James being like "Now he's MY son, but when he got an Outstanding in Tranfiguration last week he was OUR son!"
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unkreativstermensch · 7 months
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It’s Eddie’s first time in Steve’s car which Steve should have known meant Eddie was gonna snoop. But Steve doesn’t mind, it’s not like he has any secrets stashed away here anyway (couldn’t even if he wanted to, not with how often Henderson’s sitting right where Eddie is) and Eddie’s one of his best friends (which, yeah…still a little weird sometimes, if he’s being honest. But somewhere in the past couple months Steve&Robin turned into Steve&Robin & Eddie and Steve’s not complaining. Eddie’s great). So he just happily hums along to Everybody Wants To Rule The World playing from the radio and lets Eddie do his thing. And Eddie’s enjoying it. He’s rummaging through the glove compartment, making judgmental or approving sounds, commenting on tapes (”ugh, this one’s a crime“) and the gum one of the gremlins probably left there (”gross, Steve, watermelon flavor, are you serious?“). And then, "Dude…seriously?“ His tone’s so blunt and unimpressed that Steve frowns and throws him a glance. And oh, okay. Eddie’s holding up a condom in its shiny silver wrapping. Steve huffs out a breath, smirks and directs his eyes back at the road. "What, you’ve never had sex in a car?“ he asks. "I’ve never had sex, period,“ Eddie replies and- just- What? Steve blinks. "What?“ Eddie chuckles and there’s a slight self deprecating tone to it. "I’ve never had sex,“ he repeats. And then it sounds like he’s frowning when he adds, "what, does that really surprise you?“ "I mean…yeah,“ Steve says. "Obviously.“ "Obviously?" Eddie scoffs. "Steve, I’m Eddie 'The Freak' Munson. I’m a social outcast, play nerd games and have spent most of my time in a sweaty garage with my honestly not very good band. What about that makes you think I’m getting laid?“ "No, I just- I mean…“ Steve shrugs. "I mean you’re, like, objectively attractive, Eddie. You’re charming, you’re smart, witty…plus you have that whole…metalhead aesthetic thing going on,“ he waves his right hand in Eddie’s general direction, "I’m sure girls are into that.“ He shrugs again. "Hell, I’d have sex with you if I was a girl. So yeah. I'm surprised. I thought you were hooking up, like, all the time." Eddie doesn’t say anything for a moment. "Jesus Christ,“ he then whispers. Steve throws him another glance. "What?“ "Nothing, just- oh my god, Steve, there’s so much to unpack here.“
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transmunsons · 5 months
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Eddie kisses Steve because he thinks he’s dying. Guys like him don’t get a lot of action so he figures he might as well squeeze in a first kiss before kicking the bucket. And if he so happens to be harboring a massive crush on Steve, well, he won’t have to be around much longer to deal with it.
Except he didn’t die. And now Steve is hiding a deeply injured fugitive in his house and questioning his sexuality. And on top of that, he has to tell the poor guy that his dick is missing when he wakes up.
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dynamic-power · 7 months
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Steve and Eddie meet accidentally at the quarry one night in 1984. It's well past midnight, and Steve is sleeping in his Beemer (because his nightmares keep waking his parents) when Munson's van rolls up.
Eddie's bloodied up pretty good, thanks to Tommy and Billy, and Steve, who was recently concussed by a dinner plate and Billy Hargrove, helps clean him up. They talk. And when Eddie decides it's time to go home and face his uncle, they leave on amicable terms. They aren't friends, exactly, but steve feels like they understand one another.
Then it keeps happening. Steve keeps coming to sleep at the quarry, and Eddie keeps finding him there. The first few times, he's got excuses. He got locked out, his uncle had someone over, he wanted some fresh air. But Steve becomes more and more sure that Eddie is there for him.
After a couple weeks, Steve's parents leave again, and Steve starts sleeping at his own house, and he and Eddie still see each other because they are friends now.
By the time New Years 1985 comes around, Eddie is a fixture in Steve's living room.
By graduation, Steve realizes he might actually be a little into Eddie.
He takes it in stride. Weirder things have happened, Steve's attraction to Eddie Munson isn't even top three.
But then Eddie kisses him. And it becomes a problem because Steve never wants to stop kissing him.
Steve's coworker, Robin Buckley, catches them making out in the back at the end of June, but that doesn't matter because Henderson is catching bits of Russian code and Buckley is cracking it and those Russians are right under their feet and then there is a monster trying to bring them all down.
After the "mall fire," Steve drives himself home in his ruined uniform, covered in his own blood and still a little dizzy from what he's sure is a concussion. He pulls into his driveway and begins to cry in relief when he spots Eddie pacing his front porch.
Eddie pulls him gently from the car and wraps Steve up in his arms. He cleans Steve up and doesn't leave his side even as Steve tells him everything, NDAs be damned, and Eddie listens and doesn't run when Steve is finished. He believes him, no questions asked, and Steve realizes he doesn't just love Eddie, he's in love with Eddie.
And so Steve goes into the rest of the year with a boyfriend and a new best friend, and despite everything, a new sense of optimism.
Until, of course, the spring of 1986.
After spring break, Steve finds himself at the quarry, sleeping in the Beemer because his nightmares are waking his parents.
His nightmares in which Eddie dies in front of him, over and over and over and-
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norinenglish · 2 months
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I just watched Grian's episode 7 and
I need someone to write a fic about Scar with his train stopping in this weird town where there seemed to only be two people: the strange girl with a sword who's away on her boat catching nightmare-inducing fish and the one fisherman who's focused on fishing mending. Every time Scar enters a shop or the town hall or anything, it's the fisherman behind the counter. Scar is slowly turning inside. Doesn't help that he now sees floating fishes and snails larger than him. It would be a good comedy/descent in madness fic imo.
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bitchliteraria1906 · 1 month
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Random thought:
Loki and Mobius find a hurt stray cat. It's agressive, bites, doesn't trust anyone, etc. But Mobius insists on taking it in, and Loki gives in.
None of them has ever had an actual pet before, but they try. They let the cat hide when they get home and don't pressure it to come out. They get food and water and leave it close by.
Mobius is the one who gets the cat's trust first though, and it's actually kind of sudden? One day Loki gets home and the little hairball is just curled up in Mobius's lap.
He's actually kind of impressed.
"What did you do?"
"Nothing specific. I guess the poor thing just needed to feel safe."
"This 'poor thing' has bitten and scratched both of us several times."
"Scared animals do that, Loki. Not very different from people."
A small moment of silence, and suddenly Mobius is smirking, and Loki knows exactly where this is going.
"You know, now that I think about it..."
"Don't."
"I guess I just have experience with hurt and scared little things who act like they're angry when they just need care."
"Don't you dare compare me to this creature."
"I wasn't going to, but hey, you said it."
"I hate you."
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Anyone else wish Arthur summoned Ygraine instead of Uther?
I can just imagine Ygraine thanking Merlin for all he’s done to protect Arthur and it meaning the world to Merlin because for starters, it’s acknowledging what he does and also, it’s gratitude for Arthur’s life and Merlin and Arthur’s relationship (platonic, romantic or friends, or whatever else they can be seen as) without the responsibility of titles and destiny there.
And obviously, Ygraine meeting Arthur and them actually having time together would be great, possibly a magic reveal in there somewhere too, but I can’t get the idea of Ygraine thanking Merlin for everything out of my head
Plus The Death Song of Ygraine Du Bois would just turn out better. She wouldn’t try and kill the knights or Gwen or whatever unhinged shit Uther did, and I always imagine her as a good parent for Arthur. Even if it’s usually just an excuse for more angst at the tragedy of losing the one parent (aside from Hunith, obviously) who truly and unconditionally loved Arthur.
But still
We were robbed of Ygraine in the show.
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celestemona · 8 months
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lyney head over heels for a witch reader. i’ve been thinking about it since i stepped on in fontaine and met him and lynette. plus, i really love their dynamic because it reminds me a lot of my own relationship with my brother.
anyways…
witch reader with a sassy and flirty attitude what drives lyney crazy. reader would be winks, grins and smirks and saying things like “i can show you some of my own tricks if you want me to, sweetheart”. on one side we have lyney gasping and simping over reader, and by the other hand we have lynette done with both of them.
edit: i did it.
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cyberp-1-nk · 1 year
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Tbh, I can see Mammon owning a motorcycle.
Just imagine how he takes you on little motorcycle dates at night-- when all of his brothers are sleeping. You're loosely encircling your arms around his waist, and pressing your face against his back as you look at the devildom scenery around you. What you don't know however, is these small bits of affection have his face completely red. If you keep making him flustered, he's going to crash istg
He's taking you places you've never even seen before, face drowned in blush as you subconsciously intertwine your hand with his when you both stop at a certain place. He doesn't miss the way your eyes have that cute little glint as you excitedly look at the scenery around you. He can't help but adore you, he's absolutely in love with you.
These little dates you have with him is probably the only reason he hasn't sold the motorcycle.
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florenceisstrange · 7 days
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Percy: would you like to help me teach Estelle how to a bike?
Jason, who learned how to ride a bike out of pure necessity (needing an escape from a monster) as a little kid: yeah. Definitely
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akaijisatsu · 5 months
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I really want to write a fic where Mav goes batshit insane after Goose dies. I feel like the grief of losing your best friend and only family you even have wasn’t portrayed painfully enough. (Yeah ik why that was but still I need the angst.) Like I just want to see Mav breaking himself down in guilt and anger over and over again to the point where he’s risking being thrown out of the Navy because he can’t process the rouge river of pain that comes with Goose’s death.
I want to see him snapping at people like he snapped at Sundown after that one flight. Punching the walls, speeding faster than ever on his bike to let out the grief. I need this man to scream into empty space because how is he supposed not to, when Goose is no longer by his side.
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cringevalue · 1 month
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been-famous in-their-thirties steddie / newly-famous young adult reader threesome but the reader has a stalker and pictures of steddie / reader get leaked and everyone is shitting on steve and eddie for fucking someone more than ten years younger than them and the reader has to come out and say they quite literally begged for that threesome just to try and get people to stop harassing steve and eddie
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emphistic · 17 days
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i keep seeing videos of setsubun (even though it's currently april) on my fyp and it got me thinking — sukuna would def scare his kid during setsubun with absolutely no remorse. he would enjoy it too
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fordo-wifey · 7 days
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Anyone else in love with Baji Keisuke? I might write about him, a little story about him falling in love with someone who doesn't seem the type for him.
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hazbininserts · 1 month
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Does anyone else like the idea of a kid? Who’s about eight going to hell? There during an extermination?
Like, they weren’t a terrible person, but suicide is still considered a sin. So that might land them down there.
I’m just imagining this eight-year-old girl, waking up to bunch of people, fighting each other, and hiding in an alley maybe next to Valentino’s studio or some guy’s place who Angel dust had to sleep with.
And Angel dust finds her crouching, and either he was just trying to hide in the alley, was or he heard the crying and was trying to make sure that no one was locked out, and he comes face-to-face with this crying eight-year-old girl who clearly doesn’t know what’s going on. So he just takes her inside and asks her about where she came from and where her parents are while trying to hide her.
And after the extermination they go back to the hotel.  and Angel does basically becomes like this older brother/parental figure to this eight-year-old girl, who, none of them believe belongs in hell. And the whole hotel kind of becomes a found family for her.
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sweet-sammy-kisses · 20 days
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What if Tommy really does offer Eddie a job offer? Imagine the agnst Buck who is already afraid that he is losing his place in Eddie’s life as his best friend fears that he now might lose Eddie as his partner in work. And Eddie? Oh, Eddie would feel horrible because he knows how insecure Buck is and is afraid that he will be left behind because he is so easy to leave and does everything in his power to make sure Buck knows he will never leave him. "I am not your parents, and I am not Abby. I will never leave you."
That is Buck's oh moment. When it hits him that he is in love with Eddie. That is why he doesn't like Tommy or how easily Eddie formed a friendship with him.
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