#i need a fucking minute to process

[martyrbat]

special shout-out to disable people that have to reread a sentence or paragraph or even a chapter over and over again to understand it and to the people that have to rewind 40 minutes back in an audiobook because they haven't processed a single word that was said

#my attention issues vs wanting to read/liking stories #vs my processing issues that needs something physical and even then i struggle #vs this audiobook that has taken 4 hours to get 30 minutes in because i just cant fucking grasp it #clenching my fist and gritting my teeth as i remind myself its not my fault and not to get angry or frustrated but goddd

[spaciebabie]

i think instead of springtrap saying awooga at you he would growl like the rotten animal he is

i imagined this and my face fell so fast

#me at first: he growls?? what in the wo- OH. O////O #spacie splains #GOOD LIRD #MY BRAIN. CANT. PROCESS. #UHH #FUCKING SWEATS #the paper i need 2 write is fucking glaring at me as i have happy fun time on tumblr #continues 2 ignore him for at least 20 more minutes

[risetherivermoon]

we wanted more hermie...but at what cost...

#fuck omg i need a minute to process holy shit wtf wtf #dndads #dndads spoilers #dndads s2 #dndaddies #dungeons & daddies #dungeons and daddies #me rambling #hermie the unworthy #herman unworthy #oakworthy #OAKWORTHY IS FUCKING REAL THO #🍁

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

look at them all!!!

#joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #jure maček #kris guštin #nace jordan #jan peteh #teya #brunette #i need to lie on the floor for like 45 minutes to process all this holy shit #and i wasn’t even fucking there

[taikanyohou]

MY PERSONAL WEATHERMAN (2023).

+ Released Stills.

#my personal weatherman #* #faiza gifs #idk what to say IDK WHAT TO SAY ANYMORE ....... IM BITING MY HAND OFF. THESE ARE JUST /STILLS/. AND YET. #that 1st one. fucking HELL. OKAY. i need a MINUTE to process it.

[isdalinarhot]

I assume 17 is the Alethi/etc age of adulthood? Because of 17 on Roshar being roughly equivalent to 18 on Earth and also because of Shallan being 17 when she does All That but also Sadeas is 16 in ob 3 committing crimes against humanity with zero parental supervision whatsoever so it’s like ???????

#I’ve always had it so Dalinar and Sadeas first hooked up when they were 21 and 18 respectively #just to make things feel absolutely comfortable in my brain #I think Sadeas had a thing for Dalinar from the moment he met him but Dalinar sort of slow burned from #’this is a fucking infant’ (when he’s 18 and Sadeas is 15) to ‘I need to suck him sloppy style posthaste’ (when he’s 21 and Sadeas is 18) #and it was very gradual. but hey there may come a day when your brain finally lets you process #that your best buddy states very intently at your naked torso when you’re changing in front of him #and you’re like does….. does sadeas….. Like Me? 😳 and then you’re a blushing mess for like 10 minutes #until the thrill kicks in and you forget about cute boys and start thinking only of murder #luke.txt #i have lost the plot

[pomegranate]

“Fall”, season 3, Better Call Saul

#better call saul #i used the katya ‘i need a 45 minute nap to process that’ sticker in response to this ep bc it’s true. what the fuck #could not take any caps of irene. i CANNOT see old people SAD

[destinyandcoins]

breaking news! area student has, after 36 hours of incredibly stressed research and notetaking, finally written an outline and one (1) page of the first draft of her term paper

she now has ~22 hours to complete the other nine (9!!!!) pages she needs to submit for peer review

#(: everything is fine #ON THE BRIGHT SIDE the research and outline took up 95% of that period. #the first page/introduction actually just took me the last 30 minutes #but it's going to get more complicated from here 😔 #syra's school adventures #fucking RUDE for my professor to assign a 10 page draft #as the first submitted assignment outside the annotated bib and research process overview presentation thing #i mean yes the final paper needs to be 25 pages but that's like 6 weeks away #why do i need 10 pages NOW. can't i do like. 7

[minorfamilysupremacy]

good to see the twitter fandom is respecting bible’s pain and human boundaries by (checks notes) hounding him for not being vocal enough about pride

#every fucking DAY with you people #hand to god at this point i hope he quits the industry #it’s not that i want him to and quite frankly the entertainment industry would lose a massive talent #but his fans are fucking vultures who won’t be satisfied until the bones are clean #lot of fucking people need to take a mike’s hard look at themselves and understand that bible is a human being #not some animated puppet who responds on cue to stupid-ass questions #he’s a young guy new to this and he has been continually thrown to the wolves #it’s a wonder it’s taken him this long to snap #sorry to fucking chris crocker this shit but leave the man ALONE for five minutes #let him process let him grieve let him have five minutes to call his own #it’s so upsetting to see how much of this has been playing out publicly #but then there’s all these unhinged lunatics demanding their pound of flesh on top of it #fucking leave him the hell alone #bible wichapas

[twinstxrs]

i’m trying to catch up with as much dimension 20 as i can before fantasy high junior year, i’m currently on a starstruck odyssey, and can i just say: there is truly no greater example of ally beardsley’s dnd progress than the parallel of ally as kristen applebees willingly taking 36 points of damage, bringing kristen down to 3 hit points as kristen plummets multiple stories due to a failed attempt to use a ribbon dance as a way to fly down 10 stories, and ally as margaret encino willingly taking 11 points of damage, bringing margaret down to 3 hit points so margaret can fall 30 feet from a camera nest, walk up to a giant corn guy, and say “you suck” as all the intrepid heroes look on assuming this to be usual beardsley tomfoolery, only for margaret to walk away & trigger an attack of opportunity which gives murph as barry a chance to push this guy off a ledge & possibly win them the entire encounter & over 1 million credits. INSANE. ally beardsley i’m obsessed with your mind

#ally beardsley #fantasy high #kristen applebees #a starstruck odyssey #margaret encino #what is true joy if not ally beardsley saying ‘call to the guards’ & brennan shouting ‘NOOOOO’ #just so funny god #ESPECIALLY because literally one minute earlier brennan was for real trying to goad beardsley into falling from the nest like #‘so did you get some temp kublacaine hp’ thinking he was using beardsley’s insatiable chaos in his favor LITTLE DID HE KNOW #‘statistically you would stay up’ THEY PLAYED HIM LIKE A FUCKING FIDDLE #OH THE HUBRIS #admittedly i haven’t watched nvaf yet but kristen pete margaret the beardsley big 3 to me #also this is unimportant but: #for the sake of my pride i do wanna clarify i was catching up w/ d20 before the fhjy announcement but it has sped up the process a shit ton #i need to understand all the inevitable references #& yea could i watch just the ih campaigns & be fine? probably. but do i emotionally need to watch things chronologically? YES #just have *checks notes* 7 campaigns to watch beforehand not including my planned fh&fhsy rewatch :) #also i literally took a little break from the episode to type this but aso has been INSANE so far especially these past 2 eps! #i’d heard reference of operation slippery puppet but had no idea what it was so i was like ‘omg’ when siobhan mentioned it and THEN #just so insane emily axford my beloved the scheming goes crazy #also also final thing sorry for ranting in the tags but GOD murph has been rollinh so fucking well in this fight BIG BARRY SYX I LOVE YOU #intrepid heroes i love you forever thank you for introducing me to the wonderful world of dropout & of dnd actualplay #okay anyways back to the battle of the brands pt. 2 <3

[moonscape]

my name change was rejected i need them to kill themselves

#''you need a solicitor to sign it'' you didn't say that on the government website you dumb cunts #told my mom i'll just do it unenrolled because i was misinformed about the process before sending the application and unenrolled is easier #but no she's arguing to do it ''officially'' and she's not taking no for an answer #tip: i am so fucking mad #they made me wait nearly three months just to tell me i was rejected. kill yourselves im dead serious #also. bug is humping my blanket rn. i just got home from swimming can i rest for five minutes before shit keeps happening

[thesixthimmortal]

oh my fucking god I was scrolling through ao3 and I swear to god there was a Queen barb x John Dory…..SMUT

WHAT

WHO THE FUCK IS THE AUTHOR? I JUST WANNA TALK

#I AM GOING INSANE IN A BAD WAY #I need a 40 minute nap to process that #I NEED TO READ A QUEEN BARB X READER TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER #WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK #shitpost #queen barb #john dory #trolls #ao3 #I am so fucking scared #and traumatized

[sapphroditewrites]

workin on a little gift for the holidays for y'all bc i'm so damn slow with the affair au (which i've weirdly started writing backwards? it's funny how that helps sometimes, but it's helped a lot)

it's not gonna be super polished and spit-shined like i usually try for, but it's something i was hoping to get around to every year, if that doesn't spoil the surprise lol

#it'll def be shorter than usual but then again #every time i say that it's never fucking short so i dont even know why im trying to speak that into existence #it's like i literally cannot shut up even when writing amazing it's a real talent that i have #plus im also trying to finish my hawkeye cracked video so i at least pushed one out this year #LMAO #goddamn well hopefully now that i'm moved out #i can save up for a beefy PC with better processing power for editing #and better storage #bc lemme tell ya an ipad is not great #and i need my mac memory for..... ok fine the sims dont judge me please i have an addiction #which is impressive of me to maintain bc whenever i buy an expansion pack #fucking TD locks my card and i have to call to confirm the purchase #do you have any idea #how humiliating that has been #literally for over a decade #even with the sims 3 #they just. constantly have done that #and i have constantly had to admit that yes #yes i am doing that. yes again. yes it's that much. yeah but this time it has cute hair cuts i like. #or yeah it's tiny home living . how do i explain that like a normal person. i talked w an agent abt the chickens for five minutes.

[killlerfang1]

I am very normal about this, so very normal

#amphibia #SFAGJANAJSHSHSNANAHSJWKW #lord have mercy on me i feel like im gonna spontaniiously combust looking at them #like they love eachother so much and the fact that the use of touch #a thing once used for control by sasha is now an expression of thier love forgiveness and friendship is just- #i need a fucking minute #no scratch that #i need a month to process this #amphibia spoilers #sashanne #my post

[arsenicflame]

well i think its finally time to open this box

#sorry gang apparently i am incapable of sticking to my word and am continuing to have a personality on main and subject you all #to all of my bullshit #i am doing my best but i am a weak bitch who does not know how to process feelings #so its a fucking miracle im opening this box tbh. ive wavered a lot around this one #this round of thinking is being brought on by the probable imminent break up between me + my gf 🙃👍 #its been on the cards for a hot minute i mean. she hasnt sent me a message since the 8th of march until today and its like a. #we need to talk message so. like im not surprised. ans ive been thinking about it all a lot recently #i dont really want to realise im aro while im with someone so ive been avoiding it but like. ive been thinking. and ive been thinking if we #shouod break up too anyway because like. i get i am so hard to be around. but nothing. for a month. even a silly picture. it hurts dude #but i kinda didn't want to push because. i know i am. me. and a lot. and i know shes got stuff on her plate. but so do i #maybe we're both no good #to be around #nyxtalks #this is very not helpful in my whole. everyone i love leaves me eventually so i should isolate myself and push them all away thing i guess #but i dont think. i want to cling. i dont wanna be that pathetic. #she can do better than me (i cant do better than her) #i mean. idk ive been questioning if im aro anyway so. idk #i dont fucking know #honestly this is gonna be so cringe if this isnt what she wanted to talk about but like. what else could it possibly be i guess #dude i am so sorry if you read this this turned into relationship vent rather than my feelings around aromanticism #those are.complicated enough for their own post and i probably need to talk to some actual aromantic people about that

[mwagneto]

finished rewatching s2. inconsolable

#DUDE THEY LIKE K. THEY K THEY KKKKISSED FOR REAL IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!! sorry i shouldn't say that #im literally fighting demons (the urge to say kms) every minute of every day there's just nothing else that has enough feeling #this was the 3rd time i watched this season and the 4th time i watched the confession scene im so. #i try not to rewatch stuff too much coz i dont want it to become like stale but im STILL barely #able to process most of the words they're saying coz im too distracted by images and sounds tm tm tm #acting is literally real........ i need to be sedated #it's 3am👍👍👍 my neighbours must fucking hate me I've been non stop screaming for two hours #barking #good omens #gomens