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alluraswifey · 22 hours
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Percy: Someone in the Athena cabin is possessed by an owl.
Annabeth: Really? Who?
Percy: …
Annabeth: …
Percy: *Running away*
Annabeth: PERCY FUCKING JACKSON!
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nosnexus · 3 months
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That first day back to school is always a doozy, huh?
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Merlin: Did you know the longer you go without sleep, the more superpowers you get?
Arthur: You already told me you have magic, Merlin. I don’t need a reminder for that
Merlin: It’s not magic, I can see sound
Arthur: You can what? Go to sleep!
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How the fuck am I supposed to explain chronic fatigue to someone??? Like I need at least one nap a day to even kind of function in addition to going to sleep earlier than most people might. I am constantly exhausted, I wake up exhausted and I end the day absolutely drained and then I’m expected to do it all again the next day. How the fuck do I explain that sometimes even doing nothing is exhausting? How do I explain that I can’t do things sometimes because I’m so far past tired that I’m essentially not functioning? How do I explain to someone who says they get exhausted but can still function when they’re at that point that my exhausted is completely and utterly different?
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cokoweee · 24 days
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💪Grown but not by much💪
OKAY no more color cause I died doing that. I’m giving myself some leeway to be a lil messy or whatever AND IM NOT UPDATING AT 3AM AHAHBBFUNUANAHZ
Tiny very small time skip. Junior bean here is a salted barely 15. Also I can’t snow lol
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chrollohearttags · 2 months
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thigh riding eren with my arms around his neck and my face buried in the crook of it would fix me. I just know it.
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wooiamamess · 7 months
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garmabawls · 26 days
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the saga continues
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please take my phone away i can’t do this anymore
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bemboob · 28 days
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10 min half asleep sketch of joels base
forgot perspective was a thing so when i stood up to look at it 😭😭 i’m just gonna ignore that though
anyway do u think i should do a proper sketch and then watercolour
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brenbofen · 9 months
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Lay down, please? ♥︎
Blade x GN Reader
Broadcaster Message - AHHH, I just watched the character trailer for Blade, jumping up and down, ohhhh my goodness!! I’m so excited for him, bwaaa, the clips with Dan Heng, oughh so many gears are turning in my head!! I almost fully want Blade just so I can dissect his voice lines and story, oughhh my babygirl!!
Notes 🗒️ - Just lots of soft cuddling, ooc Blade, Established Relationship, Blade breaks into your room, He means well, Reader is a member of the Astral Express.
!! Not Proof Read, just entirely brain dumping !!
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You were awoken by the sound of your bedroom door sliding open, a tall figure creeping into your room. You weren’t afraid, you knew it was Blade, it became a common occurrence for him to sneak into your room after you began dating. Whenever the express was docked at the Xianzhou, he would somehow sneak on to visit you, typically late at night. You would protest, telling him it was a bad idea, but he wouldn’t listen, coming in, snaking his arms around your waist, telling you how he missed you dearly.
You sat up and turned on your lamp, Blade squeezing his eyes shut and hissing at the sudden light. You giggled at how he tensed up, clenching his fists as he tried to pry his eyes open, once he did he was glaring at you, with just the cutest pout. You just beckoned him closer, Blade rolling his eyes but moving to you, flopping over into your arms. He had a loose jacket on and sleep pants, paired with the beanie and glasses he called a disguise.
You repositioned yourself so Blade was now sprawled out on your bed, face pressed into your lap and arms around your hips. At this point you removed his glasses and beanie, running your fingers through his soft hair, removing any small tangles your fingers got caught on. This was odd for blade, usually he wasn’t so cuddly, but you didn’t fight it.
It wasn’t uncommon for Blade to come see you simply because he couldn’t sleep, but usually he wouldn’t cling to you like this, only doing so unconsciously once he drifted off. You began idly braiding Blade’s hair, letting the strands unravel once you finished a braid. At some point Blade peeled his jacket off and you both had changed positions, Blade’s arms loosely wrapped around your shoulders, legs tangled together as you laid on your bed. You were silently tracing the scars on Blade’s chest, listening to his breathing grow slower as he became more comfortable in the position.
You were always curious about the scars covering Blade’s body, wishing to know the story behind them. With most he’d refuse or flat out ignore you when you’d ask about his scars. You understood, but you couldn’t ignore them at times, curiosity clawing at you. You pressed your face into Blade’s chest, feeling him tense at the sudden movement before relaxing, wrapping his arms tighter around you.
You felt Blade rub circles into your back, pressing his face into your neck. You wrapped your arms around Blade, closing your eyes, relaxing in your arms. You wanted to take this moment in, you knew he’d be gone by morning and you weren’t sure when the express would dock at the Xianzhou again. Eventually Blade fell asleep, you knew from the soft snoring in your ear. You smiled, you knew Blade never got much sleep, often up at night on missions or being woken up in the middle of the night. He was a light sleeper and you remembered the first few times he fell asleep with you, waking up from you rolling around too much or trying to slip away to do something. You took a deep breath, relaxing as you felt sleep pulling at you, body heavy as you melted further into your bed, eventually falling asleep.
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viburnt · 4 months
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Divorcing Izuku Midoriya Headcanons
I'm on a creative rush, and this may make zero sense because I'm tired lmao. Anyways, have some angst <3
Tagging the babes: @doumadono @shonen-brainrot @trickster-kat @angelshimaa (babe, you've missed some very angsty posts) @xhieru @mimisxs @dabislittlemouse
Content Warning: Divorce, emotional abuse and manipulation, mention of baby-trapping, alcohol.
• As I said in my last post, divorcing Izuku is a nightmare. Think about the most energy-draining and mental health deteriorating process, and multiply it for a minimum of 6 months. Izuku won't make things easy for you at all, trying to drag and prolong the whole ordeal just to keep you close. I've divided this set of headcanons by key moments/topics to keep some order. I hope you enjoy them, I'm pouring my heart on these (also pay attention to detail because I'm working on something hehe).
Denial and confusion: the first days after you serve him papers
• Izuku genuinely doesn't understand why you want to leave, refusing to accept the fact that you're not happy being by his side. He's given you all there is to give: a comfortable house, nice clothes, expensive cars, etc. So when you serve him papers, Izuku's first reaction is confusion followed by fear. In that head of his, he's made everything a good husband has to do! So why? Why would you not be happy?
• If you were smart enough and planned your movements with care, you should be able to go through your divorce without depending financially on Izuku or having to live in the same place. You'd have to deal with his incessant calls and texts, often having to block unknown numbers to avoid hearing his whines, but it'd be less difficult. If you weren't thoughtful about the situation and proceeded without the right steps, oh, you're in for a treat: there's nowhere you can go besides the house you shared with him, no place where you can be at peace. You're at Izuku's mercy, like it or not, but that's another story.
• In addition to his denial, Izuku starts to (unconsciously) guilt trip you. Phrases like "Sorry for not being enough," and "I know I'm very pathetic" become frequent. It pains your heart to hear those things because you know Izuku loves you, you are just not compatible at all. You try to let him see it's not about being enough, it's more about effort; with much patience, you set things clear to avoid any misunderstandings, but Izuku just doesn't get it.
• "Haven't I done this or that for you? Didn't I buy you all these things? Am I not enough?" "Izuku, I didn't ask you for any of this, all I wanted was my husband..." Conversations like this occur during this phase, and they can only be held through the phone (when he is sober and not yelling/hollering how much of a mistake a divorce would be). He tries to gauge sympathy from you, telling you that his job is important but that he loves you so much!
• He becomes an empty shell of the bright ray of sunshine the public knew. It goes unnoticed by many, but the people who work around him can tell. It is then when he starts telling others about his marital situation, and you end up seeing faces you've met once or twice during galas or hero events. You "accidentally" stumble across your husband's colleagues, like Ochako, who try to convince you to give him a second chance. "I- I know we don't know each other a lot but please, consider it. Izuku is a great guy a-and I'm sure you guys could fix any problem!" It is embarrassing for you because no one wants people to know their issues.
• What's so ironic about the moment when you serve him papers is that he receives them at his office, the very root of all the problems in your marriage. It was the place where he had spent anniversaries, birthdays, Valentine's... those four walls witnessed the beginning and the end of your relationship. Izuku has a mental breakdown when he finally reads the documents but, hey, he was still pro-hero Deku, right?
Negotiations and lawyers: The first weeks and months
• If having to deal with Izuku's colleagues trying to change your mind wasn't enough, be ready for your soon-to-be ex trying to negotiate. Midoriya suggests couple's therapy to talk this through, and for a split of second, it almost sounds like a good idea! But then you remember all those times when Izuku had promised you he'd be there for you and failed. It didn't seem plausible after that... Besides, all things considered, it'd be hard to find a therapist who could see your side of the story. Who would dare to tell someone as charming and popular as Izuku that he failed as a husband?
• Once therapy is off the table, Izuku brings up children. It may be considered a low blow, especially if one of your dreams was to form a family with him, so his offer felt cruel. "W-we can have kids! Wouldn't you want that? We can be a big family, with one- No, two babies!" "Ouch, it takes a divorce for you to even think about it, huh? That's uh, slightly concerning. Besides, a kid needs a father too... I'm not planning on being a single mom in this marriage" Now, Izuku strikes me as the kind that would try to . to stay. I'm sorry if it sounds terrible, but considering how sometimes he acts on impulse, he really could try it.
• Izuku also tries to be at home more often; he "cooks" (it's takeout disguised as home meals), brings you coffee to the bed, and calls you all kinds of sappy nicknames... It saddens you, why couldn't he care like that before? Of course, this point only applies if you still live with him during this whole process. If you don't, he starts frequenting the places where he guessed could find you: cafeterias, plazas, shops...
• Finding a lawyer for you was a hard task, especially because everyone sees you as a "dumb" woman who is trying to divorce Japan's number one hero. Not to mention they were very expensive, and Izuku was certainly not giving you money for that. You tell Izuku that mediations need to happen to progress with the divorce, but he never shows up to the meetings. There's always an excuse for that man! No matter how much you plea, he refuses to sign the paper. Izuku also becomes very mean towards you, outright berating you for not understanding him. It's gruesome to see him turn into such a monster during these months.
• As an additional point for this part, Izuku hires a private investigator to follow you around. He feels bad for thinking of it, but the idea that you could be seeing someone else while you're trying to divorce him eats him alive.
Last resort: Mediatic battle
• The media is very quick to pick up your marriage's fall down. Time after time you visited your lawyer's office for them to put two and two together, and Izuku takes that to his advantage. Sensationalist articles had already been happening, a lot of them being cruel and demeaning towards you. Titles like "Is she a cheater?" "No amount of success gives you the girl!" And "Pro-hero Deku will be looking for a new wife soon" started popping up. You have to take down any social platform to avoid being targeted.
• It is when Izuku gives a public declaration that things get worse. "I'm sorry, my wife is just not happy with me anymore. Please respect her wish! Don't harass her, I failed as a husband." It may seem like a hearty and sorrowful declaration from the outside, but Izuku picked word by word to gain sympathy and pressure you into changing your mind. People in the street call you "heartless", and the stress simply keeps growing for you.
• To put it in simple words, you were David against Goliath, except Goliath was a glorified person who had all the resources and support of the people. You were nothing but a tiny mouse squeaking to be set free of a relationship that was suffocating you.
The aftermath: Supposing you haven't given up and he signed the divorce papers
• If you somehow manage to divorce him after all these problems, congratulations. You survived 5% of the drama that awaits you! Now you won't be able to date someone without people snapping photos for entertainment news or judging you for leaving "such a great man". Izuku will still try to convince you to go back to him, playing his "sad lover" role in front of the cameras so well! He'll try to send expensive gifts and tell you to keep the house, he'll call you drunk in the middle of the night, and if you're not careful enough, he may try to gaslight you into thinking nothing wrong was happening in your marriage.
• One particular thing I must mention is that Izuku only signed the papers after you yelled at him at one of the legal mediations, hot embarrassment tears falling from your tired eyes as you begged him to let you go.
• Anyways, the list could go on, but those are the main points of divorcing Izuku :')
"Please, just sign the papers..." You said through the phone, your voice tired of pleading to someone who simply refused to hear you. "I will, I will! I'm just a little under the snow with work. Can you reschedule?" Izuku said, apologizing for not being there for you. Excusing himself for failing you, but refusing to let go. "You know how many articles I've seen with my face saying how much of bitch I am for visiting my lawyer's office?"
Izuku's silence was deafening, you could only hear him sigh slightly, perhaps feeling bad for putting you in such a position. "I don't want this divorce."
"But I do, so don't make things more difficult for me, please." He heard you say, biting his lip to hold back the tears. Izuku was glad you couldn't see him, sitting alone in his office with a half-empty bottle of wine you'd gifted him for his birthday. "Do you remember what day is today?" He asked.
"I don't know, Monday? I haven't slept lately." You answered unamused. "It's our anniversary... we married 5 years ago, on this very day." His words came out as a slow slur, his breath hitching as he crumbled through the phone. "I miss you a lot, please-"
"I'll see you on Wednesday, if you're not there I swear to God..."
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"Mr. Midoriya?" Your lawyer called, her voice bringing your anxious husband back to reality. "Ah, sorry, it's me. Is... is she in there?" He asked, pointing at her office. She just looked at him with little sympathy and nodded. "On time, as always. Maybe you should avoid keeping her waiting, that's the least you could considering how many times we've had these conversations."
"There's no way I can fix this, is there?" Izuku asked as if the lawyer cared. "Wanna do something nice for her? Divorce her."
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alluraswifey · 3 days
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Ok ok but like I BET Shiro would have a horrible memory pre-Voltron and even after the war.Like he could not remember Keith’s friends to save his life.He would just be like:
Keith: Hey dad can Hunk come over?
Shiro: Who’s Hunk?
Keith: Ya know the one in your class.The one we sometimes drop off.
Shiro: Doesn’t ring a bell.
Keith: Ya know tanned,kinda tall and kinda a big guy?
Shiro: Hmmmmm nope.
Keith: He came over for dinner a week ago.
Shiro: Still doesn’t ring a bell.
Keith: He bought those really good cookies remember?
Shiro: OHHH! Him! Yeah he’s such a sweet boy Hunk! His cookies were also delicious!
Keith: *Looks at Adam* Why’d you marry him?
Adam: Your father is very attractive.
Shiro: *Proud smile*
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lunarr-stuff · 8 months
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Ooh I see your requests are open! Maybe a Mumbo Jumbo? :)
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This is how I see the pair
thank u for asking ! its always nice to see u in my ask box hehe
Requests are OPEN!!!
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seldompathic · 3 months
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Listening to Snapcube fandubs while sketching is my therapy
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klaart · 10 months
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That one photo of Sam drawn as ghost💀🫶🏻
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v1naco · 28 days
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Guys ISTG “too sweet” by hozier is the definition of a simon x reader or jason todd x read. Like grumpy x sunshine. maybe the reader is a really nice, sweet, caring person (can be morally gray, too, maybe) and the love interest just thinks that they don’t deserve her but she fights for him to notice that she just wants him, doesn’t give a fuck about anything else beside the fact that she want him 😩. someone needs to write smt like this 🤧.
If you can’t tell, I have been listening to “too sweet” today all day and I can’t stop. Its too good.
Another artist I think can easily describe a simon x reader relationship is Sleep Token. If you know you deff know then.
Okay Im gonna go back to blasting too sweet.
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