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pervysenpaix · 1 year
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p-pornstar au ? MDNI
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casting couch with deku the sweetheart? he’s perfect for newbies. talks to you so sweetly, cradling your jaw as he feeds you his cock.
“don’t look at the camera , look at me baby, yeah—just like that”.
his caress is so soft and his smile is so kind and genuine that you almost forget about the painful stretch of your jaw.
and when he starts to fuck into your mouth he praises you so nicely.
“god, this fuck throat is perfect”
“wet and sloppy just like i like”
“fuck , what are you doing to me baby ?”
“like when i feed you this dick, ready to drink this cum?”
“shit—— that’s how you suck a fuckin cock”
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random-soc · 10 days
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I keep seeing the ghost of Bob, what the hell should I do? HE KEEPS SAYING HE WANTS TO PLAY MERMAIDS WTF-
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humblenarcissist97 · 7 months
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I have read so many wholesome fanfics and looked at so much sweet fanart that my brain physically can not register the fact that Luis is dead, like, there’s just something in me that makes it so I actually forget Luis dies, so I’ll see sad shit about his death and think “man, that’s a sad AU, good thing he’s not actually dead… WAIT”
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lepiota-cybe-yippee · 2 months
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PLEASE HELP ME WITH NAMING HER SGYDFJRTIOU8FYVGEFHUIDGS
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philosophicalstars12 · 5 months
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I have this idea that my general sense of life has 3 seasons, 3 moods, 3 intervals.
1. A depressive episode where everything that comes from my thoughts sounds like an edgy 14 yr old with waves of self pity yet self deprecating thoughts. It’s sort of pathetic. Maybe not sort of.
2. Every little thing becomes beautiful, more so than before. The way people interact, the way a genre of music sounds, the way my habits are my grandmothers and my aunties as well.
3. Where everything becomes a pretence to yourself because you can feel yourself starting to fall into that hole and try to cling and claw and scratch your way out.
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osinthewhite · 7 months
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My brain is so rotten that I saw a video of two cats laying by and grooming eachother and I thought "aww they're just like House and Wilson"
NO THEY'RE NOT?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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dapperenby13 · 8 months
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im-just-sal · 11 months
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I started watching Banana Fish today... what the fuck
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commanderry · 7 months
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day in the life of a star wars fanfic writer:
rewatch everything related to order 66 to get the lore right
cry
rewatch obi wan and anakin fighting scene
cry
write
cry
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7-ferrets-in-a-coat · 2 months
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I never thought in my life,ever, that i would be stumped bcs i refuse to move to the next color, i am too tired to try more with the fuckass thats keeping me from completing the orange slice..
Just sketchin stage, but god ‼️
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Wander kicking my ass frfr
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byler-ivy · 1 year
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thinking about them Always
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lucidiferneedssleep · 3 months
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I cannot stop thinking about the fact that Error's haphephobia might be induced by oversensitivity to textures and so he gets sensory overload from sleeping on sheets (which is why he sleeps in a hammock) and wearing tight clothing feels absolutely horrible so he always wears shirts baggy enough that they probably look like dresses on him. I NEED IT NOWWWWWWW I NEED HIM TO BE AS SILLY AS I AM AAAAAAAAAAA
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acatnamedpotato · 1 month
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I wish eating dirt was still societally acceptable
:(
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image-thot · 8 months
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I've Done It
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I finally figured out how to calculate the size of robot pussy Cybertronian valves, that is all. (Yes the chart is coming soon)
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nineinchnailpolish · 8 months
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I need more stacee jaxx fanfics!!! there is barely any 😭😭😭 and there are never tom cruise x male readers. like i don’t have time to write or i totally would write these WAHHHHH
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aliensodd · 1 year
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why does any interaction i have with another living being feel like i disobeyed 27 rules of battle and now I'm a war criminal?
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