#i need to ride this man

[heythereimashley]

SCREAMING

#alfred molina #three pines #armand gamache #episode 7 #i need to ride this man

[showupnothrowup]

ARE WE SEEING THIS?!!?!

kinda need to fuck him with the crop top on but idk that’s just me

#i NEED to ride this man #joy is rambling #joy needs help #wanna kiss his tummy #sunoo hard hours #sunoo smut

[ballpitwitch]

John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)

#HENLEY SUPREMACY #John Wick #Keanu Reeves #kreevesedit #keanuedit #filmedit #moviegifs #junkfooddaily #userstream #dailyflicks #cinemapix #* #*doesn't argue with a man with big beautiful brown eyes* #im not looking with the utmost disrespect at the first gif you are #bout to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use #if i could just rest my face in his neck and have a think that'd be swell #nice face #is this seat taken #i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism #gonna climb on like he's a grocery store quarter machine ride and i just robbed a coinstar #J O H N _ I C K #Pat can I have a D? #why are henleys the most powerful shirt #i don't understand but i appreciate it #*tucks hair behind his ear* #until i walk like i've been on a horse for 2 weeks #kiss me on the forehead and tell me i did a good job #[SIRENS] [HELICOPTERS] [me apologizing to abc news]

[tojisun]

more dbf!price x reader thats super self-indulgent bc i luv him // prev

john gets the message late in the afternoon when the sun’s rays are dwarfed by the endless expanse of grey and he knows you should still be in class, focusing and not being on your phone (or laptop? you did tell him once you can send him a message through there). 

he dismisses mactavish without a second thought, telling him to just write up a report and that john will read that instead. mactavish quirks a brow at his commanding officer before nodding with a little awkward wave.

the man isn’t even completely out of the office when john swipes at his phone, tapping on the notification tab and roving his eyes at your short message.

> i miss you :( 

his heart aches at seeing it, his lips wobbling into a small smile which he has to smother behind a rough palm. it should be silly how happy you’ve made him with only three words, but john doesn’t care if it makes him look like a fool – he is proud of what you do to him; what you reduce him to.

he ignores his trembling fingers as he types up a reply.

I miss you more, sweetheart. So much. <

he chuckles at seeing the barrage of heart emojis that you sent in response.

see? look how precious you are. how can he not be giddy of you?

#suns.hc #john price x reader #captain john price x reader #price x reader #captain john price #john price #suns #i have so many thoughts about this man its starting to get incoherent but i will string yall along the ride because we NEED HIM

[egophiliac]

they revealed the villains for ride kamens, and one of them is a woman who radiates the same energy as lady dimitrescu from resident evil 8 village and i am all for seeing a bunch of idiots of varying types fighting a woman with strong mommy energy

I'm already a little. 😳. over Truth? I had to drop everything and draw her immediately, because those SHAPES. her shapes!!!!

I don't know if I'm going to finish this I just HAD to draw her hair

#art #ride kamens #a bossy pink villain lady with twisty hair waves? oh ride kamens you knew exactly what i needed #though i am also fond of ambition #because one of the replies to the reveal was like 'lol the yellow one looks like a beyblade' and he will forever be beyblade man to me now #in three years he's going to be dramatically revealed to be our not-actually-dead dad or something and i'll still be like BEYBLADE MAAAAN

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

By the time cars were invented, Jonah Magnus was already well into the body hopping game, which raises the question: has he ever actually learn to drive? Did this man sit through driver’s ed? Or has he just been getting out of legal repercussions for his shit driving by telling the cops everything he knows about their deepest darkest secrets every time he gets pulled over?

#the magnus archives #tma #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #tma spoilers #au in which real elias is alive in there because Jonah needs someone who can tell him what the road signs mean #poor man is forced to spend the rest of his days as a literal backseat driver for a pseudo-immortal douchebag #perish the thought #I’m sure someone has already asked this question by now but I can’t stop thinking about it #some people have pointed out that he would ride the tube which makes sense too. #btw this post is 100% inspired by how much I used to fear for my LIFE any time i was in a car while my grandpa was driving #genuinely terrifying experience grandpa stop it please quit turning your entire body around to talk to me while I’m sitting in the back sea #why are you driving with one foot for the pedal the other foot for the brake one hand on the steering wheel and NO EYES ON THE ROAD

[klirk-hammurton]

This Era of Kirk

Gotta tag my besties: @fasteddiesstrat @langdonsluxiouslocks @bisexual-watermelons @ride-the-hammett @delightfulcollectivetyphoon @wonhakwoon

#metallica #metallica family #met family #tallica #acillatem #5th member #kirk hammett #daddy kirk #kirk the ripper hammett #the ripper #daddy kirk daddy kirk daddy kirk daddy kirk daddy kirk daddy kirk #the master of lightning #i wanna ride his lightning #st anger era #death magnetic era #he needs to bring back the eyeliner #gawd this man is so fucking gorgeous

[beautifuldisaster88]

Dating JJ Maybank

- This man's love language is physical touch. No matter what you guys are doing or where you're at, he always has to be touching you in one way or another.

- JJ is obsessed with eating you out. If anyone asks what his favorite thing to eat is, his answer is always the same; "My princess's delicious pussy. She fucking tastes like heaven."

- He loves fucking you raw, especially when you're both high as fuck. The way you come undone under him, screaming out his name as your body trembled.

- This man STILL brags about being the first person to make you squirt, smug as fuck about it knowing that it was HIS dick that made that beautiful pussy squirt all over him.

- He has a massive kink for public sex, getting off on the thrill of being caught. The times that you two have been caught in the act, JJ didn't stop fucking you relentlessly.

- JJ practically cums any time you call him Daddy, especially in that sweet seductive voice. He doesn't care where you guys are or who's around, he's going to fuck you senseless, showing you exactly why he's Daddy.

- He might not have much, but he'll bust his ass just to make enough money to take you out on dates, or surprise you with flowers or stuffed animals, even buying you jewelry from time to time. If he sees your eyes light up when looking at something, he'll steal that shit if he doesn't have the money. Anything for his girl.

- JJ would brutally turn down any girl that tries hitting on him, not caring if she walks away crying. "Have you seen my girl? You ain't shit compared to her. Get the fuck outta my face." "You will never get this dick it belongs to my girl." "Bitch, I doubt you even know how to suck dick." "You fucking stupid or something? Huh? Thinking you'd ever stand a chance with me? Nah, I wouldn't fuck you even if my life depends on it."

- This man is NOT afraid of period blood. He'll go down on you, finger you, eat you out. He has no fucking shame, you're his girl and he loves everything about you.

- The amount of time that he's had you sat on his lap, cockwarming when y'all are with the Pogues is insane and they still haven't found out. He wants his dick buried deep inside that tight pussy at all times.

- He's gone toe-to-toe with Rafe multiple times, because Rafe has a habit of hitting on you thinking that he can take you from JJ.

- Whenever Luke beats him, he always comes to you. You clean him up and hold him close as he cries in your arms, knowing that he can be vulnerable with you.

- JJ refuses to let you come over to his house when his dad is there, not willing to take any chances of Luke laying hands on you. He knows that he would kill Luke with his bare hands if he even laid a finger on his girl.

- This man is so hard on himself. Never thinking that he's good enough and that you deserve better, even though you have proven to him time and time again that he's wrong.

- You're his baby, his whole world. The one person he'd do absolutely anything for.

- He leaves random little love notes for you to find, knowing that they always make you smile. You keep them all in a box under your bed.

- He lets you ride his abs until you cum, knowing how obsessed with them you are. "Fuck, princess, you just love getting yourself off on my abs, don't ya? Sucha dirty fucking slut."

#jj maybank #jj maybank x oc #jj obx #jj outer banks #dating jj maybank #i need this man so fucking bad #i wanna ride #papa j #the pogues #obx

[ghouljams]

Can we get uhhhh

Faekonig reacting to liebling dropping the mask being tender or genuinely affectionate after a moment of anxious vulnerability for the first time around him, maybe something from trying to figure out how to manage the store has her break down a little?

The first time Liebling dropped her mask around König? Yeah it would have to be something related to the store or her personal life.

Tw: for a full on panic attack, also squint and you miss it abandonment issues, + shitty exes

You can feel the edges of an anxiety attack creeping in. Your stomach hurts, nausea rolling through you hard enough to make you wonder if your spontaneously caught a stomach bug. You check your phone, biting the inside of your cheek hard enough to bruise. Your fingers hover over your keyboard. You type and delete, type and delete. Set your phone down and rock on your heels as you lean against the counter.

It's suddenly too bright and too loud in the shop. You can feel your bones. You can feel your clothes rub against your skin like sand paper. You can feel your heart squeeze painfully behind your rapidly constricting ribs. You check your phone again, look at the time. Not even a minute since you last checked it. You open your phone again, sure you'll type something this time. Text your ex and ask them to fucking stop.

Your fingers- your hands shake, your screen unreadable behind the static buzzing in front of your eyes. You can't breathe. You want to curl up in a ball in a dark corner, and also you want to run, and also you sort of feel like you're actually dying? You set your phone face down on the counter and push the door open to the back of the shop as quickly as you can manage.

You can feel the eyes of your fae customers follow you. Monsters ready to pounce at the slightest sign of weakness. Probably aiming to eat you alive, bones and all. Your whole shop will probably be burgled while you're stuffing yourself into a corner behind one of the inventory shelves in the back. Then you'll be broke and dead. Your two least favorite things to be. At least back here no one can see you pull your knees to your chest and cry.

You heave in a breath, shuddering before your whole chest hiccups on a sob and suddenly the waterworks are flowing. God, everything is so bad. Your shop is overrun with monsters, your friends don't want to hang out with you anymore because you see monsters everywhere you turn, your ex is talking about your nudes on Twitter, you own a whole ass store that you don't want and taxes are so complicated!! You sob into your hands, trying to feel less like your skeleton is trying to shake its way out of your skin, like your heart has completely stopped beating. Hell, you barely can breath enough to sob with how tight your chest is.

There's a soft click as the door to the shop latches, you don't hear it over your absolute despair. You do hear the soft rustle of fabric as König sits down next to you. Feel his hands as they grip your shoulders and pull you out of your fetal position to rest against his chest. He curls around you like a huge protective teddybear, arms and legs bracketing you(small and safe and warm) with his lips pressed to the top of your head. You don't know if he pumps you full of his warm calming magic or if it's the way your ear presses against his chest but his heartbeat fills your perception. Steady, even, slow and calm.

"It's alright Schatz, I have you," he murmurs into your hair. You grip his shirt and press closer, curl up into your ball again and let him squeeze you tight. He keeps repeating it, that you're safe, you're alright, he's here and won't let you go. Everything you've always hated to be told, everything you've never believed. König doesn't lie, can't lie. You think that's why his voice settles you so well.

You hate crying in front of people, hate feeling so powerless, so worthless, around other people. So, why are you letting König comfort you?

He smells good, like dirt and crisp autumn air, like dead leaves and rain. You press your nose against him and breathe. You don't know why it's OK for König to be here, maybe it's because he seems to actually care for you, maybe it's because you can't string together a thought long enough to tell him to leave, but he's helping. You stay like this for a while, wrapped up in König's arms, breathing in his scent, listening to his heartbeat. Just until you don't feel like you're dying.

"Don't tell anyone I cried," you mumble, trying not to wipe your nose on his shirt, probably your least favorite part of crying.

"Your heart rate was too elevated for just tears," he tells you evenly, smart-ass.

"Don't tell anyone that either." You take a quiet moment for yourself, fingers toying with a loose string on König's shirt. "Can we stay like this for a while?" You almost hope he doesn't hear you, pathetic. König nods, you can the way it moves your head a little as well.

"As long as you need Liebling, any time you need. I won't let anything hurt you." Big promises, you think, ignoring the weight it settles in your chest.

#könig x reader #könig #könig x you #oc: liebling #tw panic attack #tw abandonment #cod x reader #really dont know what to say about this except that liebling is not as put together as she likes to think #and that she has had some real bad luck with relationships #every day i realize how good love is to her and how much liebling needs the sort of ride or die that Love embodies #and also like queen you cannot be small and vulnerable around König it just makes him love you more #the man cant handle it

[heythereimashley]

Episode 2 is absolutely killing me

#alfred molina #doc ock #monday mornings #okay listen #i need to ride this man #just him wearing that bowtie okay #episode 2

[fangswbenefits]

My headcanon is that Astarion needs to see Tav's tiddies if he wants to have a powerful orgasm. His cock just needs that extra boost, ya know?

He locks eyes with hardened nipples + swaying tiddies and he's a goner, ya know?

#ruby rambles ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ #I need people to see the vision #that man would BEG to suckle on a nipple as you ride him slowly

[whaledenwtf]

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about Halsin’s thighs, if it strikes your fancy could you please write some thigh riding please 🙏

OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES. Ahem. Yes I will. I will make the reader thick cause obviously Halsin would like curvier women (this isnt headcannon this is just obvious.. he's a bear for gods sake)

Edit (12/10/2023): the fact I didnt realize I left WIP in the content warnings 😭 now I gotta triple check everything I've written the last couple months

HALSIN x THICK!READER - Riding the Bear

Warnings: Thigh Riding, Light Bondage, afb!reader and Male Smut, Praise Kink, Body Worship (Female Receiving)

Baldur's Gate 3 Masterlist: LINK

It was torturous, being fully naked with Halsin and him insisting not to touch you where you needed him to.

"Halsin, please." You plead with him. He chuckles and shakes his head, braids swaying.

"My heart, you must know that I have to learn restraint. This is a good way to do it." You grumble, hands straining against the soft linen cloths Halsin had tied around your wrists.

"Maybe your restraint, but mine is perfectly fine. Let me touch you dammit!" He smirks at your plight, watching you try and fail miserably to loosen your ties. You're straddling one of his thick thighs, and all your movement is making you rub against the muscles. You moan, looking at him defiantly.

"You can still take your pleasure from me, little one." You're whimpering. This is awful. How can you take your pleasure from his bountiful body when your hands are tied! You look down, seeing his heavy cock leaning against his stomach, precum pooling in the dips of his muscles.

"Let me please you Halsin-" You go to get up off his thigh, but his hands latch to your thick waist, seating you back down. The movement made your breasts bounce and he groans, eyes turning amber for a moment.

"Ride my thigh, little one." It comes off as a soft request, but you knew it was a demand. Halsin is always excited when he feels your weight on his body. You thought you were always heavy, squashing him. He would always remind you "Nature is bountiful, and so are you. There is much more of you to love, to taste... to devour." before he'd sit you on his face and eat you out for hours. The thought of those nights warmed you up again, and without thinking you grind down on his thigh. You moan at the action, the friction causing delicious waves of pleasure. You begin a soft pace, grinding up and down on his thigh. You are panting, and one of his hands goes to your waist, to speed up your actions. The other trails to his cock, stroking it in pace with your movements.

His hazel eyes are locked on your face, watching the small twitches of pleasure show themselves in your features. His eyes trail down your body, watching how your breasts bounce with the movement, nipples peaked and begging for attention. They stray further down to your stomach, round but flattering. He can't help but imagine you full of his seed and carrying his legacy. He moans out, eyes fluttering shut. You continue your pace, your slick leaving you and allowing the movements to be easier. Your clit keeps bumping into the muscles of his thigh, and you keen, quickening your speed. When he opens his eyes, he looks down at his thigh, slick and wet from your ministrations. His eyes snap back up to yours, before he pushes you forward into a passionate kiss.

Your pace quickens again, as you get so close to the precipice, but can't leap over it. You whimper in his mouth. The hand on your hip goes down where you are grinding yourself against him and rubs quick but small circles over your clit. You scream into his mouth, a rush of slick leaking out of you and on his thigh. He groans, cumming onto his stomach. You release each other's lips, whimpering. Your body still quakes, jolting every couple seconds from the intensity of your orgasm. You look down at his thigh and whimper; its drenched, you definitely squirted on him. He growls, before running his hand through your slick and tasting it.

"Like honey... little one I need to devour you." He lies himself down fully, pulling you to sit on his face.

You will not be sleeping tonight.

#fanfic #fanfiction #baldur's gate 3 #halsin x reader #halsin x you #halsin x thick!reader #thigh riding #request #smut #halsin smut #big hunky druid's thick thighs #i'd ride this man as if he were my last meal and I was on death row #the carnal need I have for this man is insatiable

[rickswh0r3]

he’s talking about me btw😚😚

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#need him to pound into my p from behind #THE BELT SCENE #having such a negan phase recently #but look at him…. #my dream man #my dream ride ! #6’1 of pure happiness #i deserve him. #the walking dead #negan #negan smith #negan edit #negan smut #negan smith smut #negan x oc #negan x you #negan x reader #negan imagine #negan fanfiction #twd negan #the walking dead negan #jeffrey dean morgan

[peachdues]

The fact that ufotable zoomed in on this for the shot tells me they know we’re all whores

DO YOU SEE THE SIZE OF HIS FOREARM I WANT TO BE FISTED/ARMED AKSNSKAJIAH

#cant wait to see anime onlys go feral for this man #I want to lick him #every part #I want to ride his abs like a rollercoaster #I need him to grab my throat like he grabs his sword ok #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #sanemi shinazugawa #kny #kny sanemi #shinazugawa sanemi

[fountaincas]

pictures that are in dean winchester’s phone

#he’s so happy can u imagine them waiting for a ride or smth after a nice dinner date and they’re both a lil tipsy happy #and cas has this uncontrollable smile on his face and dean just goes ‘cant believe this man is so beautiful i need to take pictures’ #castiel #dean winchester #destiel #rain speaks

[arthursfuckinghat]

Arthur and Boaz 𑁦𐂂𑁦 Rhodes - Lemoyne

#went for a ride with boaz :) #he's really fast #javier needs to take better care of him though all his stats were half empty #I gave him some peppermints <3 #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #arthur morgan #boaz rdr2 #liveblogging #mick gifs #man gifs needing to be under 10MB is so tricky