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lornasaurusrex · 14 days
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I miss you Lorna… this is such a mess
This is an old message and I had several other similar messages, but I miss you guys and hope you’re all doing well!! I’m sorry to see nothing has improved.
I saw I was kindly mentioned by @awesomefringey and some other commenters the other day, so just wanted to log in and say hello and log back out for a few more months. 💕
Sending so so much love to all of you. Take care of yourselves and each other, please.
The video is still on YT.
#Anywayyyyy#The fandom added a whole lot more C to my C-PTSD#So a nice random message every few months instead of a freshly posted death wish is LOVELY.#Don’t fret. On meds and therapied but fresh tf out of money from it so @ L and H… lornasaurusrexx at g*ail is the PayPal if ur bored 🙃#I hate to be like this but protect your hearts. They’ll never be able to look out for you guys and they feed these trolls ammo for snacks#and it seems to have only gotten worse. Gotta keep them hets hetbaited for their money whilst actively encouraging them to bully yall? Why?#STILL!? At this point it feels like they’ve both chosen that path deliberately now and I find it quite gross. but I’m also very far removed#So don’t worry about my opinions. Keep trusting your own intuition!!! You all see it. I love you guys and your beautiful hearts and empathy#But I hope they can sleep at night knowing the absolute fucking genuine WRECKAGE they left across the Big Gay War generation/era of Larries#Don’t worry guys I’m just as dramatic as ever. None of this has anything to do with them coming out or anything. Just how we were treated.#But trust I fuckin mean that shit from the deepest darkest pit of my Demon Larrie™️ heart. They encouraged this. 🤷🏼‍♀️#Anyone who cares about my actual life updates: I’m a school nurse now and will be working at a bougie summer camp over break#Had a surgery I needed. Got new tattoos and piercings. In a happy and healthy relationship with the best dude for almost a year now.#OH and I went to New Zealand last year with Prettytruthsandlies!!!! We made a pact back in our Big Gay War/college days to go. And we DID!!#I got overstimulated and overfed and puked in Hobbiton. 🤣 (It was the best time of my LIFE GENUINELY🥰🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹)#Okay BYE LOVE YOU GUYS#There are better and more humane ways to maintain a closet ..like literally STFU entirely. Ignoring it and not exploiting a kid is FREE#🇵🇸
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nomniki · 10 months
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moots or non moots or anons who have brains or write tell me what you’re thinking about at the moment !!!!!!!!
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hyacjnthus · 11 months
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notice how my ask box is open and NONE OF YOU USE IT. A CRIME OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE
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delicateimage · 4 months
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Food is so evil bc why is it so good
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vrmxlho · 1 year
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i want more ppl in my inbox i feel lonely ☹️☹️😒
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beiasluv · 4 months
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papaya family | m. webber (2)
a/n: happy fucking new year 🦅🦅🦅🦅 new year, same me
aussiegrit
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aussiegrit working back at home and report selfies for my wife 😁
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yourinsta miss you too
username ME WHENNN
username it’s a NEEDD
username and what is jenson doing in the likes 😭
username making sure mark stays away from Sebastian
username enemies to lovers smh
username add a little bit of ✨spice✨
username 6 million words or NOTHINGG
username um excuse me his fucking wife is yn
username it’s a fucking joke🥱
username have some respect, daium
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yourinsta good job boys! looking forward to some more trophies and good times 🥰
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landonorris thanks for the dinner 🧡
yourinsta yw norizzz
username THE PAPAYA FAMMM
username who paiddd
yourinsta dw we gave them a treat 🤭
username omg????
username y’all go crazy over anything, especially a bill? 💀
username I’m sorry your life is boring 😘
oscarpiastri thank you 🧡
yourinsta np 🫶
username MCTWINKS PODIUM BABYYYY
username happy day for the papaya family
username yn paid for the celebration dinner 😩
username the mommy issue inside me 👹👹
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f1gossips happy markyn to whoever celebrates!
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username ME!!
username HAPPY MARKYN 🦅🦅🦅
username genuinely, can they get married again
username EXACTLY
username we need to see Sebastian drunk again
username second wedding right NOW
username Lando and Oscar as the flower boys
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yourinsta time flies when you married (& adopted) an aussie. stop aging so fine xoxo
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landonorris did you forget me :(
yourinsta neverrr
yourinsta my bri’sh baby 🫶
landonorris take that oscarr
yourinsta be nice
oscarpiastri what can i say ☺️
aussiegrit just one day
username the papaya family strikes again
username Lando is such the annoying older sibling
username Oscar is yn baby
username LANDO IS YN’S BABY FIGHT ME
username stfu they are both her babies
username DO THEY NEED A DOG I CAN BARK
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aussiegrit can’t believe i have this angel for myself…happy anniversary love yourinsta
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yourinsta ❤️❤️
username ME WHENN
username what is fernando and sebastian doing hereee
username obviously stalking their wife
username fernando be like: thatshouldbeme 😔🫸
username holdingyourhandddd
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username Lando is aliveee
username GOT HIS PRIORITIES STRAIGHT
username Oscar you gotta post smth NOWWW
IT’S FUCKING OUT BABAY 😘😘
any interaction would be appreciated; if not, why not 👹👹
today’s a great day to be taking care of yourself!!
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muniimyg · 6 months
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2.5: stfu 》 series m.list
note: my friends 🤭 how are we? this ch is jus fluff & rlly jus out here to give insight w their dynamic as friends !!! hope u enj 💛
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Jungkook is a dick. 
Okay, he isn’t exactly a sly bitch-ass motherfucker… He’s just a little miscommunicative, a little forgetful, and a little annoying sometimes… Let’s just say he’s lucky he’s hot. 
“I thought you wanted to make out,” you half-heartedly complain as he finally notices you for the first time tonight. He chuckles before settling beside you. Your body itches for him to be closer. Instead, he keeps a friendly seating distance. “How did we end up here?”
Let’s set the scene.
You two are in a karaoke room with your friends. The boys are belting out their sad love songs while your best friend, Yuna, continues to down as many drinks as possible. Currently, she’s celebrating being ghosted, and this karaoke session was actually her doing. 
Yuna has been your friend since the beginning of time. With that being said: you two are complete opposites. She likes surprises and showing up… You like planning and ditching. She has her fair share of passionate flings and you have your fair share of boring boyfriends. It’s truly a work of balance between you two. Regardless, you love her with your entire heart and can’t wait for her to meet better men. On the other hand, Yuna holds a flaw that sickens you to your very core. Since the first day Taehyung introduced you and her to Jungkook, she has not shut up about how cute of a couple you two would make.
Aside from that, Yuna is chill. Your friendship with her is completely low maintenance. It’s hard to feel offended when you’ve always known she’s been closer to Taehyung. They’re the best of friends. Naturally, she texted Taehyung the ground-breaking news and he quickly got to work. He called all the boys up and then they all headed to Jungkook’s. Unfortunately, they beat you there and Jungkook didn’t have enough time to text you a warning. As you stood outside his door, you quickly caught on and pretended like Jungkook had communicated the plans with you. 
To be honest, it’s not like you needed Jungkook tonight. If anything, it was him who wanted to see you so bad… But you can’t help but feel irritated that the night turned out like this. 
It feels a little weird. 
You know you can touch him. That’s allowed, right? You two are friends and harmless physical affection is okay! It’s like, you know you reach over and touch his hand; he would hold it. You know he would.. So why isn’t he? 
It’s too early for you to swallow your pride.. However, that doesn’t stop you from having needs.
He should make the first move.
“I mean,” he takes a quick sip of his drink, “I’m a little shy… Oh! Idea… How about you kiss me first and I promise to kiss you back.”
You glare at him, shoulders dropping at his answer. Like always, he’s being a piece of shit. Swiftly, you take the drink from his hand and chug the rest of it down. When you finish, you hand him the empty glass and as you’re about to say something—he reaches over and wipes the top of your lip. 
You sit still and take in this moment. He’s slightly leaning in and his eyes are on your lips. Surely, he’ll fold, right? You want him to. 
When he pulls away, he puts his glass down. “I’m right here. You gonna do it or not?”
“We’re literally at a fucking karaoke room with our friends, Jungkook.”
“So?”
“I’m not exposing myself this early on!” you whisper-shout. 
He snickers. “And just how long is this supposed to last? Are we gonna be a secret forever?”
You shrug, having no answer for him. “This is stupid. You’re the one who asked—begged—me to come over and make out with you. You said you wanted to kiss my lips and my—”
“I know what I said,” Jungkook chides. “I meant what I said. Nothing changed.”
You poke his chest and repeat yourself. “We’re in a karaoke room with our fucking friends.”
Jungkook rolls his eyes. “I had no choice! Blame Yuna!”
You gasp. “I would never!”
His shoulders slump, feeling defeated. “___, what do you want me to do? Fuck you in the bathroom—”
Your eyes widen at his blunt words. Quickly, you cover his mouth with your hand. He licks it in response and you groan in disgust. “You’re disgusting!”
“Pay back for spitting back at me the other night.”
Your eyes dart at him. He laughs and puts his hands up in defeat. “Relax. They aren’t listening to us.”
As you wipe your wet hand on his shirt, you take his word for it. Then, you move away from him and cross your arms in frustration. Jungkook playfully inches closer, murmuring apologies. You shake your head, pout, and turn the other way. 
Jungkook feels stuck. 
Was he really in the wrong? Did he go too far? Did anyone even hear? You’re just so uptight sometimes… It wouldn’t hurt to laugh, right?
That’s exactly what he figures to do.
Jungkook calls over the mic and stands up to sing. Everyone calms down and gives him their undivided attention.
“Uh,” Jungkook begins, “This is for Yuna!”
“No thanks!” Yuna rejects, raising a shot at him. She drinks it in one go and giggles. Jungkook winks, turning his attention to you. You cover your eyes with your hands and ignore the rest of the boys' cheers. 
“If I were your boyfriend, I’d never let you go. I can take you places you ain’t never been before. Baby take a chance or you’ll never know. I got money in my hands that I’d really like to blow… Swag, swag, swag on you,” Jungkook sings cheekily. He takes his time, doing body rolls, and makes his performance much more dramatic with the help of Jimin and Nam Joon. 
Suddenly, the boys all join in.
They turn Jungkook’s special number into the performance of the night. They hype each other up and even create a choreo. Towards the end, Jungkook kneels in front of you and serenades the last few lyrics; “if I was your boyfriend, never let you go. Keep you in arm girl, you’d never be alone. If I was your boyfriend, I can be a gentleman, anything you want… If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go. I’d never let you go. So give me a chance, 'cause you're all I need girl. Spend a week with your boy I'll be calling you my girlfriend. If I was your man, I'd never leave you girl… I just want to love you, and treat you right.”
When the song comes to a complete end, the sound of the guy's laughter fills the room. Jungkook stays on his knees, making a pouty face. 
“Still mad?”
You give him a cold shoulder. “Dunno.”
Jungkook laughs, catching himself as he begins to lean in. Yuna awkwardly clears her throat. You shoot her a glare and she sticks her tongue out at you two.
“Jungkook…” she warns. “You’re not allowed to have ___!” 
He snickers at her. “Fine with me! I don’t want her.”
Yuna waves her finger at Jungkook, lowering her gaze at him. She isn’t convinced with his words. “Listen you motherfucker… You touch her and I’ll ruin your life.” 
Jungkook laughs coyly before turning to you. He wrinkles his nose and shrugs, “guess this is the beginning of my end.”
“Guess it is,” you purse your lips. “Too bad.”
“Too bad?” Jungkook scoffs, “if you’re my end; then so be it. Nothing more beautiful than you.”
You make a sour face at him before throwing the karaoke book his way. He dodges it and sticks his middle finger out at you. Then, he returns to his boys and joins them in song. From the corner of your eye, you see Yuna giving you a look. She mouths out, “anything to confess?”
You shake your head and roll your eyes at her.
Confess? What is there to confess? Nothing. 
Absolutely nothing. 
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By the grace of God, Taehyung was able to get Yuna to stop drinking. However, by the time Taehyung suggested to do so… She was no longer able to walk on her own. The karaoke session ends and everyone is either tipsy or helping Taehyung take care of Yuna. 
“Should I walk you home?”
You sit up and take your phone out. Swiping it open, you don’t bother to look at him when you answer. “I can Uber.”
Jungkook then snatches your phone and holds it above his head. There’s a lazy smirk on his face you want to slap off. “You’re not Ubering home alone and tipsy.”
“Walking home with you isn’t any better.”
In all honesty, Jungkook is tipsy too. He chugged a few beers last minute and took Yuna’s remaining shots. Yet, it’s clear that he’s sober enough to take care of himself. One thing you’ve only recently started to notice about Jungkook is that he’s a grumpy, sad, and needy drunk. Maybe the grumpy part is more prominent in the tipsy portion.
He offers a sarcastic laugh before frowning. “Shut the fuck up and get your shit. Let’s go. I’m tired.”
“Then go home—”
“Don’t be difficult,” he begs. “Just let me do this.”
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The walk home is rather quiet. 
Aside from Jungkook’s lame attempts to ask you about your classes and work schedule, there’s not much to talk about. You answer him politely, feeling a little relieved that his little attitude is melting away. Slowly but surely, he was sobering up. 
To keep the conversation going, you ask him about the boys and what it’s like now that he moved out with Taehyung and Jimin. He answers truthfully, stating that the living situation is neater than he expected and that he misses the dynamic with everyone around during late nights. Sure the two boys kept him company and the aspect of privacy was nice, but he can’t help but miss the chaos. 
As he speaks and as you walk side by side with him—it still feels weird. It’s that same weird feeling you felt in the karaoke room. 
Your fingertips have brushed against each other for the nth time tonight. Was it the drinks you downed or are you actually feeling a little annoyed he didn’t even try to hold your hand tonight? And how did we get here? 
It’s your front door. 
… Is this it? Is it really just goodnight and go?
“Do you think Taehyung is secretly in love with Yuna?” Jungkook blurts with a cheeky grin on his face. “He’s all she talks about and vice versa. She always comes over and they just sit and talk and laugh like they’re the only two people in the world.”
You pause and think about it. “They’ve always been close.”
“Not like this,” he advocates. “They’re… Happier?”
“She’s still hung up on that guy that ghosted her… Maybe good company is just good company, you know? It doesn’t always have to mean or lead to a new love interest.” 
Jungkook tilts his head. “Is that how you feel too?”
“What do you mean?”
He bites his tongue. “Never mind.”
“... Okay?” you respond awkwardly. You turn away and dig through your bag for your key. “Thanks for walking me home, I guess? Goodnight.”
Jungkook sighs loudly. “Can you at least look at me and pretend like you care if I get home safe or not?”
“But I’d be lying!” you laugh, finally finding your keys. You stick it in and turn the nob. Suddenly, you feel his hand grab your wrist. With one tug, your body turns to face him. He smiles sweetly as you frown at him. 
“Dream of me,” he teases, taking a step closer to you. Closing in the space between, he dips his head low and lowers his gaze to your lips. 
“That’s just mean,” you whine. “Why would you want me to have nightmares?”
He glares at you. “Ha. Ha. Not funny.”
“It was pretty funny.”
Jungkook huffs, “no, it hurt my feelings actually.”
“Not my problem,” you snark back.
“You’re always my problem.”
“You’re annoying as fuck—”
“Oh my god,” Jungkook stresses. “Just let me kiss you goodnight, woman!”
Before you can answer, he crashes his lips against yours and kisses you. He does it deeply like he’s been waiting to kiss you all night. When you pull away for a breath, he continues to give you little kisses. You laugh and playfully push his face away from yours. 
He pouts and demands, “kiss me lots, ___.”
You can’t even deny him. In this very moment, he is the most precious thing in the world. You let him kiss you once more before squishing his cheeks together. You give him a peck before saying goodnight for the last time. 
“Get home safe, pookie.”
“Arghh,” Jungkook curls his hand into a fist and hits the left side of his chest. “I knew you’d care.”
He wishes to never forget the way his heart flutter at this very moment… And as much as you hate to admit it—your heart flutters too.
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thebestandrealestever · 7 months
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..shut up my moms calling !
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miles morales 42 x black fem reader
sum: miles is always there . warns : cursing . a/n : the blue story is not coming out right now, i done got my heart played wid so bad . it hurts to much to write that story and i need sum happy . it is coming out just not now, sorry to let u down . and sorry this short i got finals coming up , bop = hoe
based off jace nd crystal from swagger .
miles has always been there , even when he wasn’t he was . you could feel his eyes on you when he wasn’t even in the room , you hoped it wasn’t just you being delusional and your falling out hurt him as much as it did you . now what you didn’t know is it hurt him so much more, it consumed him . and he did swing by your house , your school , and your job . where ever he knew you would be just to see you . you fell out because he was with a girl and he wasn’t treating her the best and u checked him on it . he didn’t wanna be with her and you didn’t want him to either but you’ve known each other way too long to say anything . his parents and yours would often tell each other it was only temporary, you both thought it was weird they stayed in touch but you both hoped it was. you checked on him too , watching his location on your phone or even stopping by the bodega he’s always at . you were actually doing it right now , at the lil corner store miles was always at . you roamed the store just to do it and then you saw curly hair that couldn’t be any one else , you saw your best friend . but to not make it look like you were stalking him, you quietly walked in the aisle he was in . fake looking at the candy while your mind and heart were racing . and he noticed you too , he noticed you walk all the way over there and noticed you looking at candy you didn’t even like.
“hey bop” he finally said turning his head to quickly scan you then turning back and his tone irked you a little but you shook it off .
“who a bop ? anyway hey girl .. “ “ i miss you .” he said in a hushed tone so maybe you wouldn’t hear . “i miss you too, a lot.” you said and his nonchalant demeanor broke , the real him returning , only you could do that . he put his candy down , hugging you as he let out a breath he didn’t know he had . you leaned into the familiar touch , you really really missed him .
“can we not do this again ? life so boring without my favorite hoe .” you said with a sweet smile truly meaning every word , “say it again i bet iah smack tf outta you .” he said laughing and you laughed too, acting as it no time had passed , but you both knew nothing could go unsaid , as the laughter died down and you left the store he spoke up . “ i’m sorry.. about acting like that , i just don’t get why it made you so upset i was with her .” he said walking on the outside of you like he always did . “ion know i guess i didn’t want you with her , you were also treating her like a dog .” you said mindlessly only realizing when it already left your mouth , did you just say that ? “shit not that like i wanted you or anything, i just didn’t want gwen to be h-“ “she wasn’t you , i tried to see you in her but i just couldn’t .” he said stopping in his tracks pulling your hand to turn around at him , “oh , u want me real bad get off my body damn .” you said obviously kidding to avoid talking about your feelings “u play too much” he said leaning into kiss you for like the 4th time ? you always ended up kissing miles , so you let him and it happened like it always happened . it was special like always, different than anybody you’d ever kissed . “you like me or sum ? you always kissing me like damn nigga get out my mouth !” “yo stfu fore i rly do sum to you lil boy .” he said as he starting walking again and you looked around for the “lil boy” “where he at? ion see no lil boys” you said catching up with him and he just chuckled as his response . “i want you , i want us” he finally said as you smiled at the words you’ve waited so long for , “me too .”
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moneygramhaas · 10 months
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MY SPIDERMAN , arthur leclerc┆彡༉‧₊
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social media au , arthur leclerc x collegestudent! reader.
in which charles leclerc makes a mistake in an interview that leads to the launch of his younger brother’s relationship.
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arthur_leclerc my love + a photo charles took of me??? idk she said she liked it!
ᴠɪᴇᴡ ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ..
arthurismybf 💕
charles_leclerc you two disgust me.
arthur_leclerc you’re just mad you don’t have a girlfriend 🙄🙄
yn.ln ew this is disgusting.
arthurismybf stfu ugly hoe bag 🤬🤬🤬
yn.ln YOU’RE the ugly one 🙄🙄
arthurismybf 😡😡
yn.ln 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
arthur_leclerc please stop fighting cherie
arthurismybf NO?? shes jealous of our relationship 🤬🤬🤬
olliebearman posting that ugly and hideous girlfriend of yours i see.
arthurismybf you literally look like the reincarnation of shane dawson if he was an austrailian kangaroo stfu
princeton i’d watch that acceptance if i were you.
arthurismybf ONGOMGOMGOMG OKAY OKAY SORRY PLEASE DDOTN KCIK ME OHT 😭😭
danielricciardo are we ignoring the fact that ronnie foden is in your likes??
arthur_leclerc yes. (yn really likes his dad’s team..)
arthurismybf no, just jack grealish.
kissainz wheres the arthur to my yn 😞😞😞
vtaoh HERE!! HERE!! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!
user1 ARTHUR HAS A GF AND SHE GOES TO PRINCETON??
user2 devi vishwakumar type shit omg
user3 or maybe shes a complete slut who only wants him for money 💀💀
user1 girl stfu ur just mad he has a gf
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yn.ln my spiderman <3 (princeton admin PLEASE stop trying to take my acceptance I EARNED IT)
ᴠɪᴇᴡ ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ..
arthur_leclerc why cannot i be a better superhero like captain america???
yn.ln im breaking up with you. captain america is SHIT
chrisevansofficial language
yn.ln sorry, captain america is POOP.
princeton i wonder how the dean will feel after i show him that caption, which may i add, made me feel very THREATENED and UNSAFE.
yn.ln WHO RUNS THIS ACCOUNT STOP MESSING W ME GODDAMN
pascale.leclerc.355 hello yn! please make sure arthur takes his vitamins before bed time! sincerly, pascale.
arthur_leclerc MAMA YOU DO NOT NEED TO ANNOUCE THIS TO THE WHOLE OF INSTAGRAM???
yn.ln of course miss leclerc :)
user1 ARTHUR FORGETTING TO TAKE VITAMINS HELP ME 😭😭
user2 I CHOCKED ON MY WATER LMFAOO
arthur_leclerc you guys need to stop bullying me and my vitamins.
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arthurismybf me trying to get arthur to take his goddamn vitamins
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ᴠɪᴇᴡ ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ..
ynismygf I WILL NOT.
arthurismybf. YOU HAVE TO YOUR MOM SAYS SO.
bstansforbaku LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i knew something was wrong with him
ynismygf shut uo ollie NOTHING is wrong with me.
bstandsforbaku why else would u need vitamins??? 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
pascale.leclerc.355 to make him big and strong for his races 🥰🥰🥰
getmeoutofmclaren i also have a hate for vitamins i stand with arthur on this one ✊✊✊✊
arthurismybf 51°20′45.0″N 0°32′54.0″W. sleep with both eyes open.
savethebees arthur take the vitamins.
ynismygf yes sir.
arthurismybf update he took them ☺️☺️ thanks seb!!
savethebees my pleasure yn!
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VIENNA SPEAKS hi! this is kinda short but oh well 😊 i just wanted to get it done tbh. special cameo from zaimo 🤯🤯 @lomlando @hyvcksz
if anyone has a request or idea for an imagine or something please dm me! i have a three week leave from my sports so i’m going to be VERY bored!
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Hi Covey !! I hope you’re doing well :)
Girl, I read the Frank Zhang x daughter of Venus the other day and it was amazing it had me giggling all day I swear. So now I have to request a Frank Zhang x daughter of Athena head canons because I’m obsessed and I can’t get it out of my head. 😭
Thank you so much for the Jason x athena girl headcanon you wrote by the way I absolutely loved it. 🫶🏻
Take your time to write this! No pressure at all, if you don’t have time or simply don’t want to I completely understand ! 💞
⋆⭒˚.⋆ frank zhang x daughter of athena! reader hcs
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content: frank zhang x daughter of athena! reader hcs warning: like, the smallest mention of injuries but super fluff frfr author's note: AHHHH I LOVE HOW THESE ENDED OMG OMG OMG OMG YALL ARE GONNA LOVE THIS!!! also, you, my dear leoswift23, are one of my fav little stalkers and i just love ya sweets!!!
ah yes, my favorite genre: war's son falls in love with war strategies daughter
power couple on the battle field and in the library frfr
study dates are a need not a want
frank always gets distracted by you though, barely getting any work done as he drools over his pretty and smart girlfriend
he noticed early on into your relationship that you didn't own bookmarks as someone who reads a ton of books
no matter what, you'd always have random stuff crammed into your books
recipes, (unused) teabags, and once an arrow that you stole from frank
so, he started buying them every time he saw one and just kept them on him
like how some bf's carry hair ties, this mfer got bookmarks on him like a GLOCK
and every time you start to look around for a ticket stub or apple core to shove into your book, he's proudly whipping out a bookmark and presenting it to you
also loves when you yap senselessly about the books youre reading
when it's late at night, and you're all snuggled up in bed and frank is struggling to fall alseep, he'll sneakily prompt you to yap
"hmmm, what was that book you were reading yesterday? the one with the yellow cover?"
"oh, like yellow and blue or just yellow?"
"just yellow."
"that ones so good, frankie, you gotta read it. okay okay, so it's about-"
bro is snoring instantly
not bc youre boring or anything, but simply bc youre voice makes him sleepy
new hc: frank used to play hockey.
cmon he's canadian and the son of the god of like injuries or whatever
bro played hockey and he was BRUTAL with it frfr
he fr left kids bruised and crying and he's apologizing all canadian like lmao
so, for his birthday, you got the pair of you tickets to a game.
bros foaming at the mouth, excited to watch the bruins completely DOMINATE the toronto maple leaves (yes he's a fan of the boston hockey team, but that's completely unrelated to me MOVING ON-)
but then, the day comes, and he's foaming at the mouth for a different reason
you got you guys matching hockey jerseys and frank's new favorite view is you in a hockey jersey
you were basically drowning in it due to the size, but frank never took his hands off you the entire time you were that jersey
and you pretended to be obvious to this like you didn't mastermind all of it
well, athena always has a plan, duh
also i just feel that you two would get very passionate about the game really quickly
you didn't know how hockey worked an hour ago and now you're standing on your chair, screaming at refs and yelling at the players to hit harder, knock some teeth loose
and frank is drooling again lmao
and then during one of time outs (does hockey have those?? they do know stfu-)
you were stealing some of franks nachos when the people around you all started cheering, shoving at the two of you
instantly, ever the smart one out of the two of you, you darted your eyes up to where it read 'KISS CAM' and proudly showed you and frank
frank followed your eyes and instantly turned the color of a tomato
you laughed, rolling you eyes as you grabbed the collar of his jersey and pulled his lips into yours.
more cheers followed and you were sure the camera had moved off to torture some other couple as you tried to pull back from frank
but he didn't let you get far, basically tugging you into his lap, eager to keep his lips on yours
later, frank would scourer the internet and print out a photo of you guys on the kiss cam, putting it in a frame next to his bed
his favorite game with his favorite girl, what more could a guy ask for???
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harrysfolklore · 2 years
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backstage girlfriend
third day of blurbs and i hope you’re not bored yet because this is a collab with my babie @astranva we really hope you like this <<3
backstage girlfriend masterlist | my masterlist
ask me anything | send me a tip for my blog’s anniversary (if u want of course) <3
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yourinstagram unbothered. moisturizing. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
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uncle_jezzy Photo credits?
↳ yourinstagram 📸 Joe Keery 2022 ® all rights reserved
↳ uncle_jezzy That’s better 🥰
annetwist I miss you dear !! ❤️
↳ yourinstagram i miss you too, nonnie 🥺 let’s meet up when you’re free <3
maya_hawke Why does your man constantly steal you from me
↳ yourinstagram i’ll be all yours this weekend 💃
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enews Joe Keery out with new girlfriend and Harry Styles’s EX! Here’s everything we know about Y/N Y/L/N! Link in bio.
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harryfan1 PLOT TWIST
fan1 they look so cute
fan2 i love celebrity gossip so much
harryfan2 the fact that SHE broke HARRY STYLES’ heart is comical to me. how tf can a 2 break his heart 
↳ fan1 this is so unprovoked
↳ fan2 stfu
TEXTS BETWEEN JEFF AND HARRY
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celebrityleaks HARRY STYLES LEAKED SONG: GLIMPSE OF US. LINK IN OUR BIO
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harryfan1 come on respect his work
harryfan2 nauuurr not harry building her entire career only for her to fuck him up. she does belong to the streets lmfao
↳ fan1 these harry styles fans are disgusting omfg
harryfan3 they were so in love :(
fan2 maybe what they had was read but it’s over now and yn is clearly happier now
harryfan4 DONT SPREAD IT
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harryupdates Harry in NYC today, according to fans, he refused to take any pictures or sign anything :/
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harryfan1 baby :(
harryfan2 oh he is PISSED
harryfan3 fuck yn fr
↳ fan1 why are you so quick to attack her ???
harryfan4 stop spreading the song ffs
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theharrytea okay but we NEED to talk about glimpse of us because WTF was that ?? OUR BOY GOT HIS HEART BROKEN
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harryfan1 fuck yn for real
harryfan2 if miss girlie isn’t crawling on her knees to get back with him i’ll assume she’s a cold hearted snake
harryfan3 both her and joe keery can get lost 🤷‍♀️
↳ harryfan4 i call bullshit on that relationship, she’s probably just using him just as she used harry
harryfan5 i just want to hug him
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uncle_jezzy Dear fans and followers, I wanted to make a wee community announcement. I couldn’t help but notice that there has been some social animosity of late. It’s becoming increasingly prevalent on my feed. There has been lots of, let’s call it speculation for now, about my private life and relationships.
Now, while I do appreciate the passion and support by those very people who are ‘speculating,’ it has come to such a point that I needed to say something, which in itself is a bad thing. We are living in an age of social enlightenment. More and more, people are realizing that their views may have been blinkered and that they need to expand them to encompass others.
So to you out there who are expressing your disdain and showing your displeasure through a surprising variety of ways, it’s time to stop. I know it can be fun to speculate, to gossip, and to dive into our own personal echo chambers on the internet, but your ‘passion’ is misplaced, and it causes harm to the people I care about most, and I won’t stand for it.
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fan1 OH EM GEE
maya_hawke I say those are my babies and I’m proud
annetwist ❤️
↳ harryfan1 anne ????
↳ harryfan2 is she aware that they broke her son’s heart?
florencepugh the love i have for the both of you it’s just so 🥺
mtv 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
harryfan3 there she goes.. playing the victim.. again
camimendes True love always wins ❤️
fan2 joe actually SPOKE about it oh yall pissed gim off
INSTAGRAM STORIES FROM YN AND JOE’S FRIENDS
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justdaphne · 9 months
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The Crows during Barbenheimer
Kaz
You can tell what color he’s already wearing. LITERALLY straight out of Oppenheimer.
“Kaz can you get Barbie tickets I already got Oppenheimer”
“6 tickets” “for Oppenheimer?” *stares* “Barbie”
Kaz was awake during the whole duration of Oppenheimer. He actually liked it.
Of course, he understands it. Everything. Afterwards, he had a discussion with Wylan for better bomb creations
“KAZZZZ I DONT GET ITTTT” “not everyone has the level of intelligence to.”
For Barbie, Nina managed to sneak some pink paint onto his coat
Honestly, he didn’t like it but he understood the message and was there for Inej (only) who was probably getting a tad bit emotional (who else wasn’t) So he tried his best to comfort her.
Jesper
A pink atomic bomb dropped on him
“CMON BARBIE LET’S GO PARTY I’M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD ..” He’s been singing that song non-stop.
Jesper slept during Oppenheimer. He was probably most awake during THAT scene though.
“I DONT GET IT WHAT DOES IT MEAN” “What did he say?” “HUHHHH” “WHEN IS THIS OVERRRRR” “Wylan this is YOUR THING”
“JESPER STFU”
A whole different person during Barbie. Got the Barbie popcorn, Barbie tumblr, even decorated his guns pink.
After the movie? A sobbing mess.
“I am Kenough. I AM KENOUGH.”
Continues not stopping to sing Barbie girl
Inej
Personally, I think she wore a less flashy color of pink..so dark pink? (Does she even have pink?) Well Nina helped.
“Inej what’s he doing?” yeah she does the explaining but not all of it BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE KEEP TALKING DURING THE MOVIE, SO SHE LOSES FOCUS ON WHAT THEY’RE SAYING.
“Please don’t tell me you plan on recreating that bomb Kaz”
She probably felt bored in some of the scenes.
During Barbie she had the time of her life. Laughing (Kaz was somewhat smiling because of that) Dancing in her seat during uplifting music playing and also tearing up. Especially during that line about the struggles of women.
She felt Kaz’s hands squeezing hers.
Pretty much comforting everyone else after the whole film (Mom of the group thingssssss)
Wylan
I think he’d wear black with a tad bit of pink to match both movies
HE ABSOLUTELY LOVEDDD OPPENHEIMER. He found it so interesting. Also inspiring maybe
“Maybe I can.. NO I WON’T”
Father son moment with Kaz about stuff . They were talking about everything that happened but most importantly if Wylan could recreate it but that’s dumb hahaaha Inej stopped it right away
HE ALSO ABSOLUTELY LOVED BARBIE. Ryan Gosling.
Laughing, dancing, crying too but he had to comfort Jesper.
The only person he could deeply analyse the movie with was Inej because everyone else was busy crying, comforting or Kaz.
“I loved how ..”
Nina
Dressed in absolutely the Barbiest pink you can imagine. And a cowboy hat.
In Oppenheimer she can literally tell who a character is played by. “IS THAT DEVIN BOWSTICK”
Most definitely awake during THAT scene. “I have a crush on Florence Pugh.”
After that, she doesn’t understand a thing. BOMBS. EXPLOSION. CILLIAN. that’s it.
She needed a whole 30 minute explain video.
“I come out of the cinema as J R Oppenheimer.”
“Nina, you know nothing about quantum physics.”
Like Jesper, SOOO HYPED FOR BARBIE. BARBIE GIRL. BARBIE WORLD. MARGOT ROBBIE. MOSTLY MARGOT ROBBIE.
“WATCH ME. DAAAAANCCEEEEE DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY”
A sobbing mess pt 2
But it’s fine because Barbie World started playing so she’s dancing again. With puffy eyes. #moodswings
“That..was a cinematic masterpiece. *intellectual statement*” but like 2 business days after the movie because she needed time to process and think and recover.
Matthias
Nina would PERSONALLY make Matthias try out a whole wardrobe. Black? Pink? Black AND Pink??????
“Nina, let me wear whatever I want”
“NO.”
He’s just there because Nina is there. Probably judges the whole Oppenheimer movie.
“Is that ethical?” “Is that reasonable?” “IS THAT BIBLICAL?”
But overall he probably was just silent during Oppenheimer.
But of course, he does have some statements about the movie #critic101 .
“So Matthias what do you think?” “It was a cinematic masterpiece.. Christopher Nolan.. *blah blah blah*”
He secretly enjoyed Barbie. Secretly. Maybe he said it was too girly for him but he secretly liked it.
“I’M JUST KEN ANYWHERE ELSE I’D BE A TEN”
Of course, he comforts Nina because she’s sobbing. Hugs her. Kisses her. And reassures her.
He tells her that he’s grateful for someone like her in his life and he thanks her for being as strong as she is no matter how hard it is. Which makes her cry harder.
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whyse7vn · 8 months
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DEALER -
[ ot7 x reader ]
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LAYOVER OUT SOON!!!
8 participants - 8 online
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jimin: just won rock paper scissors against jungkook!!
jk: you punched me in the face
namjoon: ??
jin: deserved
y/n: LMAO
hobi: i’m sorry that happened to you
yoongi: hope it hurt
tae: did you hit him back?
jk: y/n told me to stop hitting people
y/n: i did say that
i think
tae: okay is she ur mother??
jk: i wish
jin: what???
namjoon: you were hitting people?
y/n: biting too
jimin: he’s into incest
y/n: never say that again
jk: i’m sorry
namjoon: i’m tired already
hobi: i think it’s time i got my wings guys🕊️💔
jin: honey bbq sounds great rn 😋
jimin: he’s talking about dying fatass…
jk: don’t die hobi!!!!!!
jin: oh
boring
hobi: spread spread my wings
y/n: lalalalalala
hobi: she gets it
tae: yoongi
yoongi: what
tae: was just checking you were still alive
yoongi: don’t do it again
jimin: tae be honest is love me again about jennie
tae: SHUT UP??????
jin: you guys broke up?
jk: again??
yoongi: yikes
hobi: cheer up baby 💗
namjoon: hope ur ok
y/n: if i was her i would leave you too
tae: she never left me wtf
no one would ever leave ME
like come on
jimin: so you guys were together is what i’m hearing??
tae: NO
i’m just saying
yoongi: i like when you say nothing
tae: you like me🥺????
yoongi omg 💗💗💓💓💓💞💞💞💞
jk: did she leave you because you like yoongi?
yoongi: i just threw up
tae: SHE DID NOT LEAVE ME
GET IT OUT OF UR HEADS
NO ONE LEAVES KIM TAEHYUNG
y/n: first stage is deniallll
tae: pls stop taking
yoongi: u first
tae: guys i think yoongi wants me really bad
yoongi: just threw up for the second time
hobi: proof??
namjoon: why would you want proof of that?
hobi: maybe i’m severely mentally unwell namjoon
y/n: right back off namjoon
namjoon: sighs
jimin: we all have our demons
namjoon: u guys are mine
jin: that’s kinda sexual if you think about it
jk: no??
jin: stfu??
jk: 😰😰😰
pls don’t say that to me i’ll cry
jin: BITCH
jk: 😭 this is me rn
y/n : do you think jennie left tae cuz she finally found out he’s broke??
jimin: WAITTT PROBABLY
jin: bet he couldn’t pay for his flight back home when they went paris
she knew she had to end things there and then
tae: THAT WAS NOT ME WITH HER IN PARIS
jk: idk bro…
namjoon: are you sure??
we wouldn’t judge you if it was
yoongi: i would
y/n: me 2
jin: and me
hobi: me 4
jimin: 5
jk: 6…
hobi: she could do so much better
jin: her type is ugly
wasn’t she with g-dragon 💀💀
y/n: LMAOSOS
that’s saying ALOT gdragon to tae THATS CRAZZZZY
ur ugly bro
tae: okay wtf
never call me bro again
we are not bros we kiss eachother on the lips occasionally
AND SHE DATED KAI SO FUCK YOU??
LIKE WERE YOU NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM A FEW MONTHS AGO???
jimin: there is no way you weren’t with her
why do you know so much about her dating history??
tae: BECAUSE IT WAS EVERYWHERE?????
jin: sounds like a jealous ex to me
hobi: obsessed and sad
tae: FUCK YOU ALL
jk: you would love to fuck me
yoongi: ???
y/n: woah
namjoon: oh
jk: sorry
jimin: HE SAID YES GUYS 🎉🎉🎉
hobi: who??
jk: what was the question?
jimin: will you marry me
jk: ?? no
hobi: WHO???
jin: not taemin that’s for sure
tae: hobi sound like and owl rn 😂😂
y/n: ur not funny
namjoon: didn’t laugh
yoongi: at all
tae: the way yoongi dick rides is insane
think for urself for once
jk: no cuz yoongi creaming on that shit fr 😭
y/n: jungkook….
jk: sorry
jimin: lmao why wouldn’t it be taemin for sure??
nothing is sure in this life
jin: trust me taemin does NOT want you
like at all
jimin: how would you know?
hobi: who are you marrying??
jin: just trust me
i KNOW
jimin: you don’t know SHIT bitch
jin: whatever
hobi: WHO ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED TO OMG??
jimin: i lied
just wanted to spice it up in here
hobi: lord give me coke
jk: i think it’s strength??
not coke
hobi: i said what i said
y/n: tae can get you coke
tae: no i can’t
namjoon: at this point i need coke to put up with all ur shit
hobi: namjoon the only real one i’m telling you
jimin: been telling you joon on that stuff
no one believed me
now look
cracked out in-front of us all
y/n: yikes
namjoon: it’s rough being friends with you all
hobi: i was lying about the coke
i think he really on the stuff guys
tae: should i call the police
jin: are you not the dealer??
they’ll lock you up with him
tae: STOP SAYING THAT
NAMJOON TELL THEM TO STOP
I DO NO DRUGS
namjoon: stop
hobi: druggie
yoongi: what a sad life
y/n: dealer dealer dealerrrrrr
tae: NAMJOON THEY ARENT LISTENING TELL THEM AGAIN
namjoon: stop.
jimin: crack baby
jk: tae this isn’t a good life choice
tae: NAMJOOOOONNNNNNNNN
namjoon: i quit
jin: i’m hungry
jimin: tell us something we don’t know
y/n: be a man eat pussy or go hunt
[ yoongi liked this message ]
hobi: AWOMANNNN
jin: is that u inviting me over 🙈
jk: NO
ITS NOT
tae: if jungkook was a dog he would be one of those skinny racer dogs
y/n: you would be a chiwawa
jimin: truth
tae: yoongi would be a pug
jin: they look like their existence hurts
y/n: LMAOOOO
yoongi: kinda real
namjoon: why are you indulging tae’s furry habbits??
hobi: right i could throw up rn
tae: see this is the norm nowadays
y/n: no it’s not
jimin: never
jin: ew
tae: THE SWITCH UP???????
INSANE
can i breathe like wow
jk: woof
jin: stop
jk: my fault 😔
hobi: should we take jungkook to see someone?
jk: NO???
IM LOYAL THANK U VERY MUCH
I WILL SEE NOT A SOUL
tae: ur not in a relationship
jk: OK?????
y/n: cute
hobi: i’m talking medically
jimin: he’s past medical help
yoongi: should of done that at 16
jin: i’m begging actually
fix him!!!
namjoon: you all need medical help
as soon as possible tbh
tae: some more than others
y/n: tae you are broke and deal drugs
like how is that even possible
you are BROKE and deal DRUGS
the maths isn’t there
jimin: someone save him
tae: SHUT UP SHUTUPSHUTUPPPPPPP
jin is literally big as hell
jin: HELLO WTF DID I DO???
AND BODY SHAMING REALLY LIKE JUST CUZ YOU DONT HAVE THE FUNDS TO FEED URSELF
hobi: this is why jennie left
tae: hobi u look 12
yoongi: weak as hell
hobi: also not true at all
jk: 12 out of 10!!!!!
hobi: i’m blushingg😊☺️
jk: stop
hobi: oh
tae: namjoon is a shit leader
namjoon: ???? okay
if ur unhappy here you are free to leave taehyung
jk: WOAH WOAH WOAH
y/n: OOOOOOOO
he said ur full name
that’s crazy
yoongi: leave
tae: ummmm wtf
take that back rn
joon what the hell 😢😢😢😢😢😢
i’m so upset
wtf is wrong with you
TAKE IT BACK
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😥😥😥😥😥😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😥😥😥😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓
omg…
wow he’s really mad at me
after all i’ve done
wow
i feel so worthless
im just an idiot
everyone hates me
namjoon: ???
tae: do you not love me??
jimin: no
namjoon: i’m confused…
tae: u just slapped me across the face
namjoom: i’m sorry?
tae: it’s okay i forgive you i guess 😕
just say u take it back
namjoon: i take it back??
hobi: a typical gaslighter at work
y/n: namjoon ur too soft
namjoon: what just happened
jimin: ur weak
hobi: smh smh
jin: i hope layover flops
tae: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
NAMJOON WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT
namjoon: jin why did you say that
jin: i stand by it
he called me big
FOR NO REASON
jennie is NEVER loving you again
tae: LET HER GO
jin: YOU FIRST
jk: guys don’t shout yoongi gets headaches
yoongi: i do
jimin: old as hell
yoongi: what?
jimin: nothing
y/n: idk if you guys know this but ur strange
hobi: and ur not??
y/n: do you want to fight rn?
hobi: with our tongues?
y/n: strange
tae: stranger things
jimin: u the strangest thing ong 💀🙏🏼
tae: ong?
jimin: the one and only
tae: Oh my god this New album called layover is so Good?
jimin: he’s delusional oh my god
jk: hobi why haven’t you been singing today i miss it
hobi: i’m a changed man
jk: change back pls im upset
hobi: i’m a lover i’m a loser
jk: thank u
hobi: 🙏🏼
namjoon: we have a meeting in 10
jin: don’t care
y/n: hours?? minutes? seconds? DAYS???
yoongi: vague as hell
jimin: give us more than that namjoon
namjoon: sorry forgot u guys lacked common sense
jk: OMG???
that’s not nice at all is it?
tae: meeting???
i’m not even in the country rn wtf
jin: DONT TELL ME HES STILL STUCK IN PARIS OH MY GODDDDDF
BROKE BOY ALERTTTTTTTT
tae: I AM NOt
that was AGES ago get a grip
jin: where are you then
tae: don’t worry
jin: trust me i’m not
tae: kys
namjoon: wydm ur not in the country???
tae: lmao?
y/n: YIKESSSSS
namjoon: i give up
hobi: you said that already
namjoon: i mean it this time
jimin: damn
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dollfaceksj · 8 months
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Omggggggggg that was so good!! Pls tell me you’ll actually continue that drabble, you took that request and rannnn omg the suspense is definitely there
well now u make me wanna continue so here’s a ??? continuation????? (mind u im just freestyling/improvising as i go)
this is really lengthy my bad. i just cant stfu for the life of me
ps: this takes place about 2 weeks after the first drabble!
taste of a poison paradise | jjk (m) #2
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“who was that?” you ask your friend slash classmate, eunbi, with a nod to her phone
she had left the room to pick up a phone call which she usually doesn’t do?? so ofc ur intrigued.
not to mention the smile on her lips like she just won the lottery??
“hm?” she looks a bit out of it before she realizes what you just asked. “oh. no one.”
hm.
you don’t like that.
your curious nature doesn’t like that.
“oh, come on,” you whine as you nudge her hip with your foot from where you’re laying in her bed
it’s not any of your business but you want to know
life around here is boring okay.
“stoppp,” she giggles as she slaps your foot away before tucking her phone into her jeans
“oh, my god. are you seeing someone?” you sit up the moment you notice her cheeks reddening
she shakes her head. “nah.”
hm. what else could it be?
“ex?”
“hell no. she’s blocked on every thing.”
yeahh… her ex was a fucking weirdo.
“sneaky link?”
she doesn’t reply to that.
she doesn’t REPLY TO THAT.
sooo. it’s a sneaky link.
you reach for her wrists and tug her down onto the bed. “who is it?”
she lets you pull her down and she groans but she can’t help but smile
you know you’re being pushy but you need to know NEOW
“look at you being all giddy! you have to tell me now.” you just need a bit of juice and gossip tbh
it’s been too long since something interesting has happened in your life
about a month ago your own sneaky link cried on top of you while he was balls deep in you because he missed his ex
what a fucking bitch 😭
she finally says, “you don’t know him, he’s not even in our year.”
not in our year?
but you’re seniors in uni.
that could only mean that..
that he’s younger.
“not in our year? okay, cougar.”
“stop! this is why i didn’t wanna say anything,” she huffs as she pushes you off but you pull her right back
“i’m just messing with you, sorry, now tell me!!”
she sighs and sits up straight, tucking a lock of her short black hair behind her ear
“his name is jeon jungkook and he’s a junior, but he…”
the rest of what she says doesn’t even reach your brains anymore
there’s no fucking way
there’s absolutely no fucking way???
you cut her off mid-ramble. “jeon jungkook?”
she glances at you and her smile slowly fades. “you know him?”
you blink at her in disbelief for a few moments.
“are you…?”
huh?
oh god.
is she
is she implying you’re also having sex with jeon jungkook?
“what? no! gross.” you shake your head. “he’s my friend’s friend.”
she frowns as she listens to you but then you watch the realization set on her face. “oh, that’s right, you’re good friends with taehyung.”
you slowly nod but you can’t seem to ignore how dry your mouth has gotten
what are the fucking odds…
“i didn’t know he was fuckin’ like that.”
“that’s because he tells all the girls he fucks to keep it to themselves.” she says it so nonchalantly that it’s got you a bit confused. “so don’t tell anyone!”
ALL THE GIRLS HE FUCKS?
there’s gotta be some kind of camera in the corner, recording you getting pranked
besides this being about jungkook, it still doesn’t make a lot of sense
“why would he do that? don’t guys get off on flaunting how many girls theyve fucked?”
she shakes her head and kisses her teeth loudly
“not him. you wanna know why?” she looks around the room as if anyone’s eavesdropping
you automatically lean in closer
you can’t help it, the curiosity gets the better of you
not that you’re interested in him!!!!
you’re just… down for some juice and gossip
“he doesn’t fuck girls for the validation of other men.” she smirks as she leans back on her palms. “he fucks girls because he loves fucking them.”
?
oh
ha.
haha
😂😂😂 okay
that singlehandedly knocked the air out of your lungs
HUH???
but eunbi is not finished
no, she keeps talking
“like.. he’s obsessed with eating pussy. and he’s so fucking good at it.”
alright. that’s enough
“okay, i get it, jesus.” you hold your hand up, motioning for her to stop talking
she laughs loudly. “i thought you wanted to know?”
your karma for being a nosy bitch.
“are you sure you’re not pranking me?” you ask her, still unable to process half the things she just told you
“why would i be lying?”
you fight the urge to stare at her with a blank expression and say Girl.
“eunbi, he looks like he naruto ran in his school hallways until 10th grade.”
she chuckles and shakes her head at your assumptions about him.
“you’d be surprised, y/n. i’m pretty sure he’s fucked most girls in our year.”
WHAT?
there’s no fucking way
what the hell
so he really doesn’t want people to know?
is it a reputation thing?
maybe he’s conservative.
in theory at least?
cause how else would that work
and now you’re intrigued.
that intrigue dies about an hour later when you’re bored out of your mind and decide to go bother tae
“there’s my fav girl!” he yells into the corridor as he swings the door open
you slap your hand right on top of his mouth. “your neighbors, you idiot!”
“oh, right right.”
he’s so dumb seriously
he lets you in and you go to sit on his bed, it’s more comfortable than his couch
“are you expecting anyone else?” you ask, plugging your phone in his charger. you haven’t seen joon in a while.
he thinks about it for a moment. “jungkook’s coming over in like 5 minutes.”
ah
lol
alright
well
perfect opportunity to see if the rumors are true, no??
he’ll break like a dam under pressure
he can’t even look you in the eyes. it’ll be a piece of cake
and then you get an idea to get tae OUT.
“ughhh, i’m really in the mood for some doritos.” you hope he’ll offer to go to the store so you can have a few minutes alone with so-called pussy king jeon jungkook
he shoots up from his couch. “i got some in the kitchen.”
fuck
new plan
you kiss your teeth with a loud smack. “do you have ice cream?”
he thinks about it. “i have a ben & jerry’s tub in the freezer.”
“what kind?”
“strawberry cheesecake.”
bingo
“ughhh, i was really craving some chocolate chip cookie dough.” you add a whine to your tone in hopes you can sell the act
“i’m pretty sure you can order some on uber eats.”
for fuck’s sake
how annoying
“it’s so much more expensive, though.” you try to reason with him
he frowns at you. “so, what do you want me to do?”
you flutter your eyes innocently at him. “will you go to the nightshop?”
he groans
loudly
“you want me to go there for a tub of ice cream?”
“i’m starting my period soon, tae. pleaseeee.”
your period actually just ended but he doesn’t need to know that
a loud sigh leaves his mouth. “alright.”
you blow him a kiss as he leaves through the front door, keys, wallet and phone in hand
not long after tae leaves, the doorbell rings
heart drops straight into your ASS
why are you nervous YOU WANTED THIS
why are you nervous IT’S JUST JUNGKOOK
you swing the door open and well..
there he is
jungkook is a bit startled
he definitely did not expect to see you here
“oh.”
you tilt your head to the side as the surprised sound leaves his lips
his pretty pink lips
the wide cupid’s bow and the double lip rings in the bottom right corner of his mouth
wait
what the FUCK are you doing
SAY SOMETHING DUMB BITCH!!!
“hi.”
… bitch.
hi. REALLY?
“hey,” he chuckles, big black eyes softly squinting at you as his lips stretch in a smile
if you knew him better you’d say that was … mockery.
but wow. that uhhhh was pretty hot
STOP THINKING
“is he here?” he asks, peeking into the seemingly empty apartment
“he’s picking up some snacks from the store. do you want anything?” you step aside to let him in
he walks in and kicks off his shoes
the moment he walks past you to go sit on the couch drives you up the fucking wall
cause he smells
so
fucking
good
“no, thank you.”
you shut the door behind him, wondering why now all of a sudden your heart is beating a mile a minute
he reaches for a controller but comes to an abrupt halt. “d’you mind if i play till hyung gets here?”
hyung
HYUNG
constant reminder that he’s younger than you. GRRRR
you chuckle and wave your hand at him in dismissal. “it’s not like you guys do anything different anyway.”
he glances at you for a moment before deciding not to comment and starting up the console, switching the channel to one of the hdmi slots
another stupid idea
you slowly approach the couch and sit next to him
his eyes slowly shift a few centimeters in your direction but they never reach your figure
he must find it weird cause you ALWAYS claim the bed
ALWAYS!!!
nonetheless, he starts up his video game
“what game is that?” you find yourself asking him something you’ve never given a shit about in your entire fucking life
why would you do that you dumb bitch😭
he slowly glances at you, eyes lingering on your face.
his eyes drop to your lips for a split second before he returns his gaze to the tv. “it’s an rpg.”
hm.
right!
you don’t know what the fuck that is
“what does rpg mean?”
to that, he frowns. this is the most you’ve ever talked to him and you wanna talk about final fantasy?
he answers anyway. “role-playing game.”
ha.
lol.
don’t do it
don’t you fucking do it
“ah. you into role-play, jungkook?”
FOR FUCKS SAKE
oh and the way you said his name YOU NEED TO BE SEDATED
he fully turns his head to you, a blank expression on his face. you can’t tell what he’s thinking at all
just as he looks like he’s about to answer, the front door swings open and it makes him scoot away from you.
….you didn’t even fucking notice he’d gotten closer
FUCK
taehyung appears in the doorframe with a plastic bag in his hand and his usual chirpy expression. “what did i miss?”
to..be…..continued???
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i feel like masc grumpy reader does her own little shows from time to time like whenever she’s bored and i need some hcs abt julien and the boys attending one!!
OH HELL YEAH!!!
‼️RPF‼️
HC - julien x masc grumpy reader - they are a musician
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- i feel like masc reader performs at gigs and like record stores in the day time. they don’t want to preform to big places so preforming with a small acoustic guitar at a record store is their thing
- you wouldn’t consider yourself a good singer even tho the boys say otherwise. they think you’re amazing
- “oh stfu i’m not even trained”
- jb front row watching you preform. eyeing the way your fingers strum the strings and move along the fretboard of your acoustic guitar
- then you have the part where it comes to the night. maybe preforming in underground basement bars etc
- sweaty, tank tops / tsttoos on display has jb drooling as you’re on the ground doing a guitar solo
- it’s probably the most energetic jbs ever seen you
- i can’t explain a vibe but if i had to id say frank iero from my chemical romance vibe ykykykv?
- julien rockstar gf vibes where she’s like “i’m with the band yall”
- hanging out with you backstage. arms wrapped around her shoulders tightly and she’s leaned into your chest. it’s whole different version of you and she loves it
- you’re not afraid to kick any douches / dickheads out if they try push julien out of barricade. everyone knows jbs your gf so if a newbie tries to push their way to the front everyone’s like oh no oh no
- you standing up like gtfo ready to kick his ass but then smiling sweetly at jb like “are you ok?”
i coild talk about this forever but aHHHHH
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scorpioracha · 2 years
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Skz during your period
Hey guys!! This is dedicated to my lovely wife @moonacholy who encouraged me to write this. I hope you guys also enjoy this. Leave all the reblogs,likes and little comments your heart desires cause they keep me writing
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Bang Chan 방찬
-If there was an Olympic category for best boyfriend Chan would pull gold every time and I put that on GOD. He is so?? Goddamn attentive during your period??? -You want,need,crave and long for NOTHING. Your pain? Taken seriously. Your cravings?? It doesn’t matter if you’re craving something damn near halfway across town, he’s gonna go and get it.
-He always makes sure you’re stocked up on pads and tampons, if he’s shopping by himself he’ll just pick some up and add it to the cart, yes he already bought some a few weeks ago but it’s better safe than sorry.
-oh you’re in class or at work and you got cramps?? Guess where you’re no longer gonna be🤡 mf is dropping whatever he’s doing and coming to get you IMMEDIATELY.
-you’re getting tucked in bed, snacks left on the dresser and a little cuddle session before Channie has to get back in the studio.
-So reluctant to leave your side too🥺 he doesn’t like seeing you in any sort of pain so he’s very tempted to just not go back, but you’re like ???? I’m still grown Channie jc—
-leaves you with wolf Chan to cuddle and checks up on you every hour making sure you’re alright
Minho 리노
-This tsundere little shit. He wants you on bedrest rest pretty much the entire time. You’ve got hw? You can do it in bed. You’re hungry? Don’t move, he will feed you…in bed. You’re bored, take a nap, it’s good for you. As long as you don’t need to use the bathroom or shower, he wants you in bed.
-Mother hen headass, Minho is so mommy omg???
“Ya y/n-ah, drink this”
“What is it?”
“Ginger tea”
And
“No no, drink warm water, cold water will give you cramps!!!”
“Minho pls I’m dying🥲”
-Massages your tummy for you and your pelvis cause cramps are a bitch
-has a million multi vitamins specifically for you
“Have you taken your vitamin B’s?”
“Yes ba-“
“What about your Vitamin E? Your vitamin C???”
“Minho yes-“
“I’m making salmon for dinner, you need omega-3”
-Still bullies the fuck out of you at the same time tho???
“Stop walking like that”
“Like what?”
“Like you’ve got a stick up your ass…or in this case your vagin-“
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-Still wakes up early in the morning to fix you breakfast and gives you pain killers if he realizes you’re fussing🥺
-Will throw sooni,doongi and dori in bed with you at random intervals cause cats fix everything
-all in all best boy
Changbin 창빈
-Ima be so real rn, this is the mf that makes
you go on walks to help your cramps💀 you can be on your death bed and he’s like ‘let’s go outside☀️🌈☺️✨’ and you’re just like ‘…boy stfu istg ima beat your ass-‘
-So ultimately when that doesn’t work and you threaten to leave him, things relocate to the living room. He has an older sister so he’s not completely clueless but he’s also like ????😧 when you start crying over an episode of SpongeBob cause whoa whoa whoa what’s goin on??
-If you’re the type that has mood swings this mf becomes the most peaceful and amicable person you’ve ever met. If you’re ranting to him and you’re wrong, at that current moment no you’re not.
“…and then I told her to get tf out of my face with her breath smelling like halitosis but I’m wrong???😒”
“N-no jagi, absolutely not🤡”
-draws you bubble baths!! He knows heat can help with cramps so he makes it all bougie and nice with the candles and rose petals and lavender body wash. Then you start crying again and he’s like😧😰 and it’s honestly just a mess but you appreciated it very much
-this dude is feeding you nothing but the finest and freshest stuff cause it’s better for you during your period. You getting all the major food groups whether you like or not.
“Binnie, I just want a burger🥺-“
“You better eat that damn salad y/n😒”
You couldn’t even be mad cause he knows how to throw down when it comes to a salad
Hyunjin 현진
-Oh this poor baby😭 he’d be going on about the strength of the uterus and how strong you are for doing this every month when you’re deadass three seconds away from committing a crime of passion🤡
-Will take up the majority of the housework with no problem, especially if you’ve got work or classes that day. Dishes? Done. Laundry? Drying as we speak. Bedroom? Clean. Bathroom? Sparking. Hotel? Trivago.
-Is extra affectionate when you’re on your period, and a lot more gentle in general. He knows you can feel extra crappy during this time especially if you also struggle with mental health so, extra forehead kisses, little notes in your backpack and all the cute little text messages that say ‘x y and x made me think of you❤️’
-He’s already known to give into your cravings but literally does not hold back during your period. Oh? You were simply THINKING about tteokbokki? Well he doesn’t know why it’s there either, but since it is I guess you gotta eat it🙄
-Will genuinely think you’re dying if you say your cramps are killing you💀 he’s fucking rushing around the house grabbing shit and you’re like ???🧍🏾‍♀️
-you send him out to get pads and mf comes back with literally every kind the store has
“I didn’t know which ones you needed🥺”
-s n a t c h e s any form of caffeine out of your hand
“It’s not good for your cramps😠”
-Will try to get you to consume one(1) fruit
Jisung 지성
-honestly this boy is so lost lmao—
-He is literally walking on eggshells around the house and doesn’t mention it cause he doesn’t want to say/do the wrong thing
-y’all are cuddling and he’s stiff as a board. You’re just sitting there like “boy what the fuck😒”
-you have to corner him to figure out what is wrong with him and poor baby is shaking like a leaf. He doesn’t know jackshit about periods and I mean that with all the love in my heart. He’s the type to ask ‘what size pussy you wear?’ and mean it
-you’re honestly wondering how he made it this far in life running off of the most basic knowledge
-but he’s so fucking funny to mess with so you just make up random period facts knowing that he’s gonna take your word for it.
“Sungie, did you know that the average person loses three cups of blood during their period?”
“T-thr-three cu-cups???😰”
And you’re just sitting there trying not to fucking ascend because he looks so concerned
-Doesn’t really have the intuition to get you stuff on his own, but has no problem if you ask him to. He’ll call you like
“Hey babe! Do you use the super soaker or the super soaker plus?”
And you’re just like
“…huh🧍🏾‍♀️”
-keeps a small stash of essentials in his studio along with a pillow,a blanket and some of his comfy clothes just in case you’re feeling fatigued🥺
-Will bring bbama over for baby cuddles if you’re having a rough day
Felix 필릭스
-Our little sunshine boy knows when you’re getting your period before you do. With two sisters and basic observation skills he can pretty much tell when you’re due and silently preps the house with anything you might be running low on.
-all the cuddles!! Pretty much attaches himself to your back the entire time as your own personal space heater.
-literally does so much research on things that might help cramps from foods to aromatherapy to orgasms to yoga. He just wants to make you as comfortable as you can be.
-He’s not one to be squeamish about blood. You bled through the sheets? He’ll just chuck them in the wash, it’s no big deal.
-he’s not gonna keep you on lockdown but he strongly advises for you to get more rest and tell him if you wanna take it easy that day🥺 it doesn’t matter what the plans were, if you’re not feeling up to it anymore he’ll reschedule and you guys can spend the day cuddling
-if he’s stuck at work, he will send you takeout straight to your house to make sure you’re eating. Also obligatory FaceTimes during the day.
“Y/n! I’ve got like five minutes, I ran away from Chan to call y-“
“FELIX!”
-brownies,cookies,cake pops, Rice Krispie’s, whatever you’re craving Felix will make it. This also comes with the extra effort of fighting off the boys in the dorm so it can get to you in one peace.
Seungmin 승민
-here we have our favorite unbothered nonchalant king. He doesn’t really treat you any differently unless you ask him to?
-Well at least that’s may how it appears to others. He likes to take care of you in much more lowkey ways, picking up around the house,cooking dinner,packing lunches and with his sugar daddy tendencies making sure you’ve always got pocket money.
So what if you just so happen to find a fifty in your wallet? Now you can go out with your girls after school.
-He likes to lurk in the background a lot of the time trusting that you’ll come to him for help, but if he sees that you’re obviously in pain and not doing anything about it he’s quite literally taking your ass to bed. Then you have to deal with his disappointed little puppy frown AND cramps while he fusses over you
-Will try to distract you with tv shows and talking about his day and if that doesn’t work turns in mom pt.2
“Have you eaten?”
“Yes”
“Water?”
“Yes”
“Gotten any sun?”
“Seungmin i’m not a plant!!!”
-Will serenade you with any song you desire might pout if you decline any day6
-Will let the affectionate puppy in him out if you’re really have a horrible time :( you get to experience cuddlemin first hand all while he threatens to murder you if you tell anyone about it☺️
-Honestly is lowkey shitting himself because he doesn’t know what to do and can’t fix it and it’s driving him insane🤡
-honestly just pats your head while you nap and frantically texts his older sister asking what to do
Jeongin 정인
-This baby is right up there with Jisung but slightly less clueless. It’s more than likely that you might be his first gf or at least one of the few he’s had so he’s not really experienced in this category
-Kinda just forks over whatever you want whenever you want it. Hoodies,sweatpants,baseball caps, whatever you want it’s yours.
-If he’s got time he loves to pick you up from uni and do something special like take you to a cafe to get something sweet or to walk around the park(his binnie hyung said walks are good for cramps)
-panics whenever you’re in any amount of pain “do we need to go to the emergency room😰”
-Is the boyfriend who does the cramps simulator because he wants to know what it feels like for you
He almost throws up but that’s besides the point
-After that you immediately get the princess treatment, you will not have to lift a damn finger as long as he’s there.
-Will go protective guard dog on you if any of the boys are messing with you too much. “Cut it out!! Y/n isn’t feeling well😠🔪🤺”
It’s very cute if you’re being honest but you tell him it’s alright. He’s still going to be protective of you anyways. Extra cautious when you’re walking outside, always having his hand on the small of your back.
-shoves pain meds down your throat on a god damn SCHEDULE. His innie senses start tingling the minute you express any sort of discomfort and he’s zooming to the medicine cabinet.
“Innie my liver💀”
“But your tummy hurt🥺”
-Also the type to rub your tummy and look at you like 🥺 ‘my poor babyyyy’, kissing all over your temples and cheeks
-he touches your boobs once(1) and almost gets yeeted into the stratosphere
-He almost cried because he didn’t know it would hurt you cause he always grabs your tiddies when you’re cuddling😭
-wakes up in the middle of the night to grab your heating pad and get you a snack
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