Hounds, tear them to shreds
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So fucking hey. Why does aegann.tumblr.com redirect to here instead of my actual blog?
This better be a bug and not Staff trying to nix custom blogs because if the latter is the case I'm gonna blow a gasket.
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Okay but Jensen has spent the last year doing press for The Boys and The Winchesters, actually MAKING The Winchesters, appearing at cons, filming and doing some promo for Big Sky, being in a feature film, and being a husband and a dad. WHEN in God's cursed unspeakable name did he have time to record another album?!
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the sexual tension between me and deleting this story
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My mother: complains about being always home and never doing anything ever, crying every time she calls me and yelling at my dad and brother because it's their fault she never leaves the house or do cool things
Me: let's go there
Her: no
Me: let's do this
Her: no
Me: let's watch a movie, eat a pizza, go to X city, hang out, visit a friend or a relative, go for a walk, let's go to the beautician or hairdresser, let me give you a massage and paint your nails, let's find a nice handbag for you, let's go grocery shopping, idk we can go to the sea or I can buy tickets so you can go and see your friend who lives far away and I'm coming with you, let's do whatever you want
Her: no fuck you, why do you insist on making me do things or go out of the house
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Me: runs into yet another problem with this fucking render
Me: “Oh my GOD they’re not even FUCKING why am I BOTHERING with this shit”
@vesuvian-disaster : “It’s about the vibes. Also Asra just doesn’t want pubes.”
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...What's going on with MamaMax?
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No wonder I felt like absolute fucking dog shit as soon as I stepped out of my fucking house.
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I s2g if 53 is a prime number I’m gonna max my strength stats, roll seven natural twenties, and go push SCP-001-J
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Not me back on my bullshit rewatching The Mentalist yet again 🥲
Will there be some Patrick Jane fics in my future? Signs point to yes 🤪
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Me: Hey guys, I have a mental problem putting where I get the yips and miss putts I shouldn't during competitive rounds.
Disc Golf Group: Come every Friday night and putt where we blast strobe lights and white boy meth raps and have fun.
Me: Thanks, that doesn't fucking solve my problem.
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Aziraphale's 6000+ internalisation wins again. Undefeated champion.
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i am once again prepared to obliterate mfs who shit talk the rankin bass hobbit
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mama sloth. bonedaddy. stop fighting. not in front of us children.
Ur right ur right... ( u3u)
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We should make you snacks first to eat while you watch ( ovo)
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Posted this on twitter but I figured I'd post it on here too for the funsies. They're just as bad as each other. They're "I can make her worse" x "I can make her worse" wives real.
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