#i saw one

[plaidpyjamas]

can't get the idea of trans Astarion out of my head hhhh

thinking about how he'd shiver if Tav kissed his chest, right over his surgery scars

thinking about how much his legs would shake as Tav goes down on him, buring their face between his legs for what feels like h o u r s

#astarion x tav #astarion x reader #kinda #i saw one #ONE #post about trans astarion #a while back #and it keeps popping back into my head i am in love with him augh #mind full of impure thoughts tonight

[ceruleancattail]

Maybe he's one of the waiters in Mostro Lounge, gliding from table to table with silver trays gleaming in his hand. He sets down drinks with all the practised ease of a dancer, stopping at every table with his elbows on the polished surface, striking up conversation. Finding out where the customers are from, what they prefer...

He's one of the more sociable waiters who actually seems human, rather then the methodical questions of a certain Leech. There's an air of ease when Cater's around, and that seems to have a rather pleasing effect of loosening people's lips. He seems to be able to talk to everyone and anyone, sliding right in conversations that have absolutely nothing to do with him. Cater's flexibility makes him one of the more treasured informants of Octavinelle. However, his love for validation through Social Media makes him a partial Liability...

But as joyful as he seems, he has totally no qualms backstabbing other students. Wedging the dagger into their spine, he only smiles, lips drawn into the small disarming smile he used to befriend said student. When you realise everything in your relationship was a lie, it's too late. You've stepped on the landmine. There's no going back.

It's now only the wait to see what will kill you. The wreckage from the explosion ,pieces of stone piercing into your lungs,crushing the life from you. Or the force of the explosion, heat searing off your eyebrows, melting away all your senses until you can't feel anything but him.

The smiling demon of Octavinelle.

#twisted wonderland #the mage’s hat 🎩 #twisted wonderland x reader #cater diamond #twst cater #cater diamond x reader #cater x reader #Octavinelle cater #look ok ok ok #I saw one #one fanart of cater in Octavinelle’s uniform #and my hands got away from me #do I feel anything about octrio? #not really #*snacks cater in the dorm uniform* #hmMmMm #lucky charm🔹

[lieximhuman]

Penguin… at the beach 😦 in Brazil…

How. Why.

#shitpost #yes #I saw one #Idk how it got here #I called for it’s rescue but idk #Idk if they got him #kinda concerned #penguin #beach

[ashey-did-owt-wrong]

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#hedge hodge #i saw a hedge hodge #i saw one #i saw a hedgehog #hedgehodgeposting

[blbearlove]

home depot elder butch

#i saw one

[qwiverdance]

GRUDBIN

#unreality #pokemon irl #pokesona #pkmn irl #I SAW ONE #A GRUDNIM #GRUBI #GRUIN #GRUNIM #GRUBIN

[maranull]

The cool thing with Fromsoft games is that the lore is so bloody ambiguous that I can make the most absurd stuff up and can still be technically within canon. Examples:

Rennala married Marika, not Radagon.

Ranni, Rennala and Marika conspired against the Greater Will together.

Radagon separated from Marika when she was imprisoned, not before.

The Greater Will controlled the Black Knives and was behind Godwyn's death.

Ranni's separation from her body was not planned to happen the way it did.

Rennala's Egg was not given to her by Radagon.

Not writing more points cause spoilers. Not for the game, for my fic.

Anyways, I'm only 300 words in this fic's draft but I just love how I can add all that and still manage to have them be within canon.

#elden ring #i saw one #ONE #fanart of Rennala/Marika and my brain went haywire #okay it was two #but that's less funny #not tagging the characters #cause they are just mentioned

[barelyevenwriting]

I have reached Goncharov stage where I see some scrip page and I need to look at it very carefully to see if it's from an actual movie/show or if yall are out here editing scripts

#I swear to god some of you are #I saw one #I know I did #goncharov (1973)

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[violent138]

Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

#saw a post about clark being super useful that inspired this one #when they see superman on tv they're like wow i wonder who that nice well behaved boy could be #smallville #superman #clark kent #superman headcanons #dc comics #batfamily

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos

[puppyboypatrick]

online friends are like. i would trust you with my life. i have never seen your knees

#no good fucking television #lk.txt #pansys biggest hits #i changed this to gay sex but i felt bad so i changed it back. if u saw it in the 5 minutes it was like that hi ur a real one

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire #'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem #the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted #also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out #so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my #notifs page cleanish lol #also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3 #secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because #of investors bankrolling everything #and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest #however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point #once again. so many murder dollars #so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction #anyways . love yall 💕 #origibberish #bigger gibbers

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

#sansmaeda #sansmaeda wedding #undertale #danganronpa #nagito komaeda #sans undertale #meme post #I swear there's a reason why not everyone attended in nagito's side #no one wanted to go in the first place #sdr2 #fanart #so for the record: #Ibuki DID attend but could't stay put for 5 minutes so she got bored and left #Teruteru is still pretty angry and bitter at Nagito #Hiyoko couldn't care less and thought it was gross #Akane saw no reason to go since her main source of food wouldn't go (Teruteru) #And spoiler alert but Chiaki's fucking dead lmao #she would've gone tho #probably #Also pretend nagito's using really good foundation on his hand cuz I totally forgot about his metal arm

[jacktheripperjr]

YO CATHOLIC FLAG POG

#this doesnt mean anything #a WHILE ago i reblogged something mentioning the catholic flag and i was like lol what #and one of my mutuals messaged me and was like no yeah thats real #i SAW one #in the wild

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

#one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #opla fanart #opla #zosan #one piece fanart #one piece live action #vinsmoke sanji #sanzo #comic #op comic #incorrect one piece quotes #did yall notice mackenyu has slight dimples. i cant stop noticing them now. 🥲💖 #and taz skylar's smile... ah. 🥰🥰 #anyways i saw this post and thought it was perf for opla bc zoro was like 'why are we bringing the waiter' lol #and i wanted to draw mackenyu's zoro a little bit bc he is so!! pretty!!!!!