A WIP tidbit I'm sharing because I'm amused:
"Despite the dim lighting in the cavernous room wherever the hell she was, Elsa stuck out like a sore thumb thanks to her torn and slightly bloodstained motorcycle gear.
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"During their rather tense dinner [female villain] had offered to lend Elsa 'something nicer than wardrobe from a Mad Max film' with a saccharine-sweet smile. With a similar faux smile, Elsa had told the horrid woman that she’d rather attend the ceremony naked than wear anything of hers. [Female villain] encouraged her do so, then [male villain] stepped in before tempers flared any further."
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Japanese is a beautiful language
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after years of schooling and both many classic novels and many ya fantasies i still think the best plot twist ever is from The Darkest Secret
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kpop boy groups are so stale nowadays i need a bunch of 42 year old men in an idol group doing aegyo
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saw the MoM again with my mom and aunt, and this time someone clapped very loudly when Billy and Tommy finished the ice cream song and it was incredible
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can’t wait for the start of the new football season so I can suffer and cry and scream and be depressed because my team clowned <3
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getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification
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Anyway I guess if you're a warrior and killing is good then it's very cool if you've killed a whole 60 billion people. Like damn. You're unstoppable, you're incredible, you're a general, an emperor.
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Internet culture went downhill when Polyvore shut down
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people who think a piss kink is weird are fucking prudes to me
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Half the fun of tumblr is seeing the same post 12× times in a row and wondering if either a)there is a new hot meme I am missing out on or b) tumblr mobile is fucked up again and I need to close out and refresh the app
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