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#i scream for my cat whenever u see him yawn
oysters-aint-for-me · 4 years
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there are three kinds of cat people, categorized by reaction to a cat yawning, and they are:
My Cat Is Yawning And I Must Scream (For Him)
Stick my fingy in his mouth while he’s yawning to trick him into chompin on it
or...
Both
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silveanna · 3 years
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Nct 2020 + You as Class E
Y/N:
-Had bad records in your previous school and now you’re here
-plays around with ChenJi
-gives helpful advices to everyone
-likes to break the rules
-doesn’t get involve to gang fights cuz Taeyong did not allow you to
-you’re their precious little flower
-the boys have a lot of respect for you
-started a food fight once and got suspended
-“im like earth, already in a state of global warming”
Taeyong:
-the president
-always late
-is quiet and always frowning
-looks like he might suddenly punch someone
-but when you get to know him he’s actually
a nice person
-“I repeat, once you got in Class E, you’ll graduate as a student of Class E”
Kun:
-Class A banned you guys inside the cafeteria
-most of you are too lazy to cook your own food
-so Kun had to use his skills and cooks lunch everyday for his dear classmates
-the most decent
-always present
-the one who just watches when there’s a fight
-“I’m not giving you guys lunch for free, now pay up”
Taeil:
-looks innocent but not really
-always asleep
-would even sometimes sleeps on the floor and use his bag as a pillow
-easily catches up on the lessons/discussions
-“what’s our next class? homeroom? ok bye”
Johnny:
-the chill kid
-but when he gets angry u better run for your life bro
-the tallest so he sits at the very back of the room
-vibes with everyone
-damage to school properties is the main reason why he’s in the fam
-⚠️Don’t laugh AT him⚠️
-“not my problem”
Yuta:
-the arrogant one
-probably imagines beating the shit out of someone in his mind sometimes
-superior at sports
-paints his nails
-“I’m tired of seeing the same faces everyday”
Doyoung:
-The Vice President
-also a decent one
-is tired of taking care problematic dudes everyday
-doesn’t look like it but he’s a nerd
-is seatmates with Taeyong
-Cold af
-“shut up I’m trying to study here”
Ten:
-one of the moodmakers
-mocks his teachers
-always rest his foot on top of his table
-brings his pet cats to school
-puts big ass rocks inside his classmates bags
-“I just downloaded tiktok, follow me guys:)”
Jaehyun:
-the escort (duh)
-doesn’t give a fuck
-always a pageant candidate
-records the fights for ✨memories✨
-varsity player
-“can I go home now?”
Winwin:
-a very nice person
-became friends with you on the first day
-eats a lot
-shares his food with you
-“I only gave Y/N food! Why are you guys eating too?!!”
Jungwoo:
-a literal softie
-gets along with everyone
-the first one to be thrown in Class E
-others call him Zeus
-hides his classmates bag
-“I believe in hate at first sight”
Lucas:
-Chick boy
-also eats a lot
-but doesn’t like sharing his food
-no one wants to be smacked with that big ass hand
-steals pens
-“if you’re more handsome than me then she’ll probably choose you. Better luck next time bro”
Mark:
-got low grades and now he’s stuck with a bunch of intimidating guys who teases him everyday
-but he loves them
-is starting to adapt
-brings his guitar to school
-“wanna listen to some music?”
Xiaojun:
-plays games with yangyang at free time
-SMART
-goes with the flow
-jams with mark
-helps you with your math class
-“just tell me if you need help”
Hendery:
-looks normal but isn’t
-also a mood maker
-almost sets the school on 🔥
-lives at the same neighborhood with you, so he walks home with you sometimes
-“life is so hard I just want to be a fly”
Renjun:
-small but terrible
-likes astronomy
-would not hesitate to choke someone
-likes to tease others but when he’s the one being teased he gets angry
-doodles whenever he’s bored
-debates about the existence of aliens
-“i don’t want to live on this earth”
Jeno:
-also a varsity player
-the one who suddenly throws crumpled papers
-bad fingered his teacher
-plays with Ten’s Cats
-“If you want to rock, you gotta break the rules man“
Haechan:
-cHaOtic
-most likely to start a fight lol
-was caught stealing and now he’s in the family
-helps everyone cheat on their exams
-the only one who cleans the room
-“don’t worry I got you”
Jaemin:
-doesn’t like being called “nana”
-the super quiet one
-stays at the very corner of the room
-sleeps on the floor with taeil
-number one complainer
-“close the curtains, it’s too bright here”
Yangyang:
-the prankster
-drag racer
-makes fun of his hyungs 24/7 with haechan
-would step in a fight even though he doesn’t stand a chance at all
-just to protect his friends
-“Haechan! What’s the answer to number five test B?”
Shotaro:
-a cutie
-but a freaking gremlin like everyone else
-learns new tiktok dances with ten
-this boy may look innocent but in reality he beat up 5 grown ass men alone
-“^_^”
Sungchan:
-Class A’s president has a huge crush on him
-so he’s the only one allowed inside the cafeteria
-pretty chill
-looks up to Taeyong
-Hacker
-“I’m going to the cafeteria, does anyone want some snacks?”
Chenle:
-RICH KID
-🐬🐬🐬
-loud asf
-sings randomly
-“I kissed Class A’s president that’s why I’m here”
Jisung:
-sticks around with you all the time
-cuz he sees you as his older sibling
-adored by everyone
-got transferred in the wrong class but he likes it here
-“I baked cookies want one?”
Bonus:
It was a Normal day at NCTY High, you and sungchan were headed back to the classroom after being sent to detention. You bumped into a group of guys from Class D, half of them were smirking, the others glared at you and sungchan. It was strange to see them in a abandoned building since Class E is the only class who uses the building.
You and sungchan exchanged looks and shrugged.
Everyone was chaotic as always, you sat in your usual spot and chit chatted with the guys until Chenle started screaming and there’s fire crackers blasting everywhere making everyone left their seat and gathered at the very corner of the room.
Kun immediately opened the windows to let out the smoke, Doyoung and Taeil tries to calm everyone down but FAILS.
“WAAAHHH!!! We’re being attacked by terrorist!” Chenle screamed and hugged you, Jisung did the same.
“JOHNNY YOU’RE BIG ENOUGH! SHIELD US!”
“FUCK YOU!”
“WHERE’S XIAOJUN?!”
“I DON’T KNOW! MAYBE HE’S DEAD!”
“I CAN’T FIND MY CATS!”
You counted them all and noticed there was one missing aside from Xiaojun, PRESIDENT!
You looked around and saw Taeyong in his spot, idiot was still peacefully sleeping. “How could he even— Argh!” You reached for a book near you and threw it at Taeyong’s head. “WAKE UP YOU DOOFUS!”
Eventually he woked up and yawns, Taeyong cursed under his breath after he realized the situation. He came to you and also tried to calm the others down, Haechan hugged him from the back tightly “Pres! We’re all gonna DIEEE”
“Shut up! Doyoung! Get your ass over here!”
“Get a fire extinguisher! Quick!” He commanded.
“I can’t! The fire crackers are blocking our only exit, and I can’t jump off the window we’re on 4th floor” Doyoung explained, Taeyong couldn’t think and do anything but to face palm himself.
A cold breeze blows your skirt up midway, everyone stopped panicking and there was a figure at the door. It was Xiaojun, he was holding a fire extinguisher. Face almost covered with bruises Did Someone beat him up?. “Class D.. It was Class D!”
Knew it.
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jjmaybanksblog · 4 years
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Bruises- JJ Maybank
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Request: hi❤ I was wondering if u could do the scene where the pogues see JJ's bruises?
Word count: 2,455
Warnings: mentions of physical and verbal abuse.
“We gotta be done before my scholarship interview in the morning.” Pope explained to you and Kie as he pulled up to the back of the Chateau. “Okay, well, we gotta focus.”
“It’s gonna be fine. We got John B and JJ inside the well, and me up top. You, Y/N, and Sarah will be outside transporting.” Pope recalled the plan, exiting the truck.
They headed to the back of his vehicle, opening the back to grab their supplies. “That tin can hold up to like, 200-300 pounds.”
“Thanks.” Kie praised him as she unlatched the hinge. 
“Uh, what for?”
“For stranding us. You know, making us make up.” Kie softly grinned as you stood next to her. 
“Seriously Pope, you’re like the super glue for this group.” You complimented. “What makes you think that was me?”
Before Kie could respond, lines full of lights turned on, confusing the trio. A loud buzzing sound leading them towards the backyard.
“What the hell?” 
You guys walked into the area, colored and festive lights hung everywhere. Inflatable palm trees chilled in the corner. JJ sat in a shiny new hot tub, popping a bottle of champagne open.
“JJ?” you asked as you walked up to the front of the hot tub. “What did you do, JJ” Pope asked in disbelief. 
“I got a jet going straight in my butt right now. Y’all should get in immediately, you hear me? Salud!” JJ cheered to no one as he poured out a glass, only to drink straight from the bottle.
“How much did this cost?” Pope asked, already knowing the answer.
“Uh… well, with the generator, the petrol, and oh, hey, express delivery… pretty much all of it, yeah.” JJ’s words were slurred, clearly intoxicated.
Pope's jaw fell open, “all of it?”
“Yeah, all of it.” JJ confirmed, pushing his sunglasses up. “You spent all the money in one day?”
“Yeah, burned a hole right through my pocket. But I mean like, come one guys, like, look at this! Finest in jet-based massage therapy, that’s what they told me.” JJ grinned at his actions. You furrowed your eyebrows at him, watching him take another drink from the bottle.
JJ noticed the look on your face, "Y/N, what? Can’t a man have a little luxury in his life? Come on,” he flung his sunglasses off, “all this scrimpin’ and scrapin’. I mean like… guys, we- you only live once, right? Enough of this emotional shit. Get in the Cat’s Ass. Come on.” 
“In the what?” Kie asked softly.
“In the Cat’s Ass. That’s what I named her.” JJ giggled to himself as he let the jets hit the back of his muscles. 
“Oh, hey, yo, I almost forgot.” He leaned over and pressed a button, a disco ball lighting up and spinning around.
“Yeah, that’s right, I know. Disco mode. That’s right baby!” He cheered in excitement.
“Are you kidding me? You could have paid for restitution!” Pope raised his voice. “Or literally given it to any charity!” Kie snapped. “Guys…” You started, seeing the pain in JJ’s eyes. 
“Or better yet you could’ve helped us buy supplies to get the rest of the gold out of the well!” Pope continued as JJ rubbed his eyes.
“Okay well you know what? I didn’t do that.” JJ yelled back as he stood up from his spot, revealing the new red and purple marks that littered his chest. You gasped, covering your mouth with your hands.
“I got a hot tub! For my friends. I got a hot tub for my friends. You know what? No, screw friends. I got a hot tub for my family!” JJ cried out, his voice wavering. “I got this for you.” He pointed to the champagne bottle that was already half empty.
Your eyes welled up with tears, noticing just how broken JJ Maybank was. “Guys, look what I did for you! Alright? Look at this!”
“JJ…” your voice cracked, “no, you, you both stop being emotional. It’s fine, okay?”
You marched up the steps of the hot tub, stopping at the first step, “come on Y/N, just get in.” You pulled the boy into your arms as you both cried against each other. His head rested on your stomach as you leaned your head down to rest on top of his.
“I just couldn’t do it.” JJ sobbed, his body shaking from the pain. He tightened his grip around your waist as you held him in your arms. One hand rubbed his shoulder while the other softly held onto the back of his head. 
“I can’t take him anymore!” He screamed into your chest, “I was gonna kill him.” 
“It’s okay baby, I got you. You’re safe with us.” you whispered, pressing a kiss to the top of his head. Kie and Pope joined you on the steps, wrapping the boy in a group hug. “I just wanna do the right thing.” He admitted, letting out a heartbreaking sob.
“We know.” Kie reassured him, “we know.”
One by one the friends let go of him, "you guys can finish up whatever you were doing, I'll take care of him." JJ refused to let go of your waist as your fingers softly rubbed his scalp.
'I got this.' You mouthed, your friends nodding their heads in acknowledgment. The two walked away to continue their plans, you slowly lifted JJ's head up to look at you.
"Hey JJ, let's get you out of here, is that okay?" You spoke softly. He nodded his head, slowly releasing you. You held his hand as you eased him out of the hot tub and down the steps.
"Stay right here, I'm gonna grab a towel." JJ muttered a gentle 'okay'. Sniffing to clear his sinuses. Running inside the house, you yanked a towel off the bathroom rack and headed back outside.
You wrapped it around his waist before leading him inside by his hand. Entering the bedroom, you picked out a pair of boxers and shorts for him to change into. "Do you think you can change into this without my help?" You asked him, holding out the clothes.
JJ nodded his head as he stumbled across the hall into the bathroom. You stood on the outside of the door, harshly biting down on your tongue. You've never seen JJ so broken, so hurt, and you wished you had known he was dealing with this.
You felt guilt and anger for not knowing about this sooner. Whenever JJ appeared with a new bruise or cut, he always told her that he got into a brawl with a Kook. He lied to you for 7 years, you never caught on which killed you on the inside.
After a few minutes, JJ opened the door with the towel in his hands, and changed into dry clothes. "Can we go lay down?" He questioned, his words still slurred. "Yeah, of course hunny."
He walked into the bedroom and sighed. Without thinking he plopped himself onto the bed, letting out a cry of pain as the bed hit his bruises.
Biting your bottom lip you asked, "do you want me to get you an ice pack?" He nodded his head, resting his hands on his eyes. Heading into the kitchen, you grabbed an ice tray, dumping some ice cubes out into a ziplock bag.
You walked back into the room, shutting the door quietly. JJ praised you as you handed him the bag of ice. He placed it on the biggest bruise he had. "Can you- can you stay with me? And play with my hair because honestly it makes me feel safe." He admitted, not even processing what he was saying.
You sat down next to him, allowing him to rest his head in your lap. Your fingers found your way to his hair, letting them run through and massage his scalp. You sat in silence before he spoke up. "I really, really like you Y/N. Like Really." He emphasized the final 'really'.
"I really, really like you too JJ." You spoke the truth. "You know, these last few days have been crazy as fuck. You know you've been there. But the amount of times I almost lost you scared the shit out of me." He confessed, his hand reaching up to place itself on your leg.
"And-and when we almost got shot at Crains, my soul nearly left my body. I want to keep you safe." Your eyebrows furrowed together as you listened to his words.
"But I'm a fuck up and I don't wanna ruin your life. I mean my own dad doesn't want me, why would you?" His voice cracked. You reached your hand down towards his face to make him look at you.
"Hey, don't say that JJ. You have made my life so much better in every single way possible. You show you care about me. You let me smoke with you so we both forget about our problems together. You taught me more shit about fishing than I knew. You can call me the worst names possible, but it doesn't bother me because I do the same to you. It scares me how much I like you because in a snap you could be gone. Hell, when you got arrested I couldn't sleep the night of." You rambled on, realizing that maybe you had more than a silly crush on him. 
"You're cute when you ramble." He muttered, grinning at the sound of your laugh, yawning loudly afterwards. "You ready to sleep hun?" You asked, a nod answering the question. You shifted a bit, laying down as he rested his head on your chest. You kissed the side of his head, feeling his arm around your waist slowly tighten its grip.
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You woke up, and checked the clock reading the time, '9:36'. Turning your head, you saw JJ still passed out, his snoring filling the room. Carefully getting out of the bed, you walked outside into the backyard and headed straight to the hammock. 
You sat alone peacefully, the smell of the waters filled the air, the sounds of birds chirping softly echoed, and the feeling of a cool breeze skimmed your tan skin, sunglasses covering your eyes from the sun. Footsteps came up from behind you, a figure plopped itself down next to you.
A groan emitted from JJ's mouth, shutting his eyes from the blinding sunlight. "How's the hangover?" You asked, handing over the sun glasses. "Feels like I have forks jammed in my head. Thanks." He grabbed the sunglasses, quickly putting them on.
"Do you remember anything from last night?" You asked, fiddling with your thumbs. "Uhhh, I remember almost falling into the bathtub when I was changing. And then- oh..." he trailed off remembering parts of the conversation you had.
The two sat in silence again as JJ rested his hand on your thigh. "I wish I could've stopped that from happening." You broke the silence, your voice wavering at the image in your head of his bruises.
JJ shook his head, "No, no you-you do enough for me. I feel like I don't deserve you." He whispered the last part. Your heart clenched at his confession. "JJ, you are the best part of my life." Your hand cupped his, looking at the boy who lifted up the sunglasses.
"I want to be able to take you on dates and treat you like a princess and buy you everything you could ever want. But I'm a Pogue, that could never happen." He clenched his jaw, knowing deep down you deserve someone who could give you anything you wanted.
"JJ, I'm literally a Pogue too. I don't care if you don't have money because guess what? I don't either. That doesn't change the fact that I love you. Just being with you makes me feel safe."
JJ's mouth slightly fell open, allowing those three words to sink in. You realized what you had said before it was too late. Your facial expressions matched his as you quickly looked down at your hands. They sat there, trying to process the words you just said.
Stress flooded through your body as you waited for his response, only to continue to sit in silence. "I know that was just kinda thrown at you but please just be my best friend right now and not the guy I just confessed my love to." You spoke up, killing the silence.
"I don't want to be your best friend." He started, instantly making your heart drop into your stomach. "What?" You whispered, continuing to crack your knuckles.
"I don't want to be your best friend. I want to be your boyfriend. I want to take you out on dates. I want to do those weird face masks with you. I want to do any cliché shit you want to do. I want to do anything and everything with you. I want you to be my girlfriend so whenever we go to parties I can be like, 'this is my girlfriend' and show you off. I want more than just being best friends." He said, reaching over with his hand to hold the bottom of your chin.
JJ looked down at your lips before glancing back up to your eyes. Your heart rate picked up, "kiss me." You assured him, turning to face him. Your eyes fluttered shut as you both leaned in, connecting your lips gently. JJ grinned into the passionate kiss, not being able to handle the butterflies in his stomach. 
You pulled back to catch your breaths, resting your foreheads against each other before you returned to your original position. He slung his arm around your shoulder, leaving you space to rest your head on his chest. You beamed as he used his index finger to rub up and down on your arm.
"Remember back in freshman year during homecoming, I asked you to dance with me to 'The Night We Met'?" JJ tilted his head down towards you, locking eyes. You nodded your head in response. "John B and Pope hyped me up for at least an hour to encourage me to ask you. And when you had your head on my chest and I just held you, it felt like we were the only two people alive. And I loved that feeling, I don't want it to ever go away." 
Your smile got wider, remembering the moment as if it were yesterday. "It won't." He pressed a kiss to the top of your head before falling back into a comfortable silence.
"Just making sure... we are dating right?" JJ spoke up earning a chuckle from you. "Yes. Yes we are."
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jungwnn · 3 years
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Hi! Saw you were taking ship requests! May I have a ship with enhypen and txt ? :)
Appearance: 5”6, natural dirty blonde hair but just recently got blonde highlights (kinda like britney spears y2k highlights) I have blueish-greenish eyes and am hungarian/american so kinda eastern european looking. I describe my style as comfortable but fashionable, my ideal style is similar to enhypen’s not for sale performance outfits, I enjoy flowy comfy pants with colorful tops and nice jewelry:) i enjoy wearing makeup but i always just go for the simple/natural look.
Personality: I’m a sagittarius 02 liner (sag moon pisces rising) mbti is isfj-t and my enneagram type is 3! I have a friend group that only consists of my 2 best friends, and I’m a year older than both of them so I’m considered the mom friend. I honestly prefer being alone most of the time, I really value my alone time and everytime I hang out with my friends or spend a day with a group of people I tend to need alone time after to recharge. Most of the people I know have said I was very intimidating when they met me, but I most of the time am a very kind soul who is wise and intelligent in many areas.
Hobbies: I absolutely am in love with traveling, it’s all I want to do in life, I love experiencing new adventures, hearing new languages and learning them, while learning about new cultures as well. I also love listening to music, it really is my way to escape reality. Some of my favorite artists include bts, enhypen, itzy, txt, alessia cara, bazzi, and coldplay!
Likes: cats, rainy weather, learning new languages, the smell of lavendar, thrifting, ICED COFFEE🧎🏼‍♀️ blueberry eggo waffles </3
Sorry if this was a lot:( thank you so much
PLS U SOUND SO COOL BYE 😩✋
okay okay while I was reading this I immediately thought of my boy heeseung like I know y’all would instantly click if y’all met !!
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Where do I even start like omg, just let me add y’all would be the most fashionable couple to exist I don’t make the rules, Everyone wishes they were the both of you, I JUST KNOW YALL WOULD TAKE SOME BOMB ASS PICTURES TOGETHER BYE. pls just power couple goals everything that anyone could want BYE. He would be so respectful and sweet like dude just wants to make you happy like it’s insane how much he loves you!! He is a boy who enjoys his alone time as well so He would immediately respect that you need your own as well! Y’all are both so chill this relationship would be so fun and feel so calm! But this is Heeseung we are talking about! He will still tease you, in a playful way of course!! He would walk over to you in front of your friends like “ hey ramen face” and you’d stand there like 🧍I’m breaking up with you. He would always call you weird ass nicknames just because he likes seeing your reaction and he always gets a kick out of it. PLS I JUST KNOW HIS ASS TRIED TO ACT ALL COOL AND SLICK WHEN YALL BARELY STARTED DATING, I just know his ass sat there and did the whole fake yawn and arm over the shoulder shit BYE. He just thought you were so cool and pretty (which you are😩✋) that he wanted you to think the same about him! He would never admit it his massive heart eyes that he has for you, like everyone can see it. Just by the little touches and small acts of affection he does! Your hangouts would usually consist of sleepovers and late coffee runs. Like one day y’all thought getting coffee?? At 7 pm would be a good idea.. yeah y’all didn’t sleep that night. The night consisted on laying on each others shoulders, cuddling talking about where you would want to travel, what would you want to do. The conversation just natural,y flows between you two. As the night passed he convinced you that y’all should make ramen at 6 am🧍 so y’all went downstairs and y’all tried key word is tried to be quiet, but Heeseung pulled the pan out of the cabinet which caused a loud grumble, both of your sleep deprived heads thought it was the funniest thing ever. Heeseung wrapped his arms around you in a back hug hiding his face in your neck to stiffen his own laughter, both of y’all just being close to tears at how funny it was. That was then a sleepy Sunoo walked in telling y’all to quiet down. Did you try? Yes, did you succeed? No.
Okay okay !! So the overall relationship would consist of:
☼texting each other random animal photos
☼small kisses before leaving each other
☼lots and lots of inside jokes
☼gives you his rings or necklaces that he thinks would look good on u
☼likes to play with your hair
☼always talking about how much he wants to see the world with you
☼pls wear his sweater he’ll be so red and so shy all day
okay okay txt !! I ship u with mr. kang taehyun himself!! Look at this cutie pie !
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Pls I just know this boy would adore you, He would instantly melt when he looks at you. He ain’t gonna let you know that because terry ain’t no simp. He was definitely a lot more shy in the beginning of your relationship. He isn’t very huge on PDA but he loves holding your hand and he loves loves loves!! hugging you especially in private. He really values his time with you and loves to just be around you whenever he can. He’s a busy busy boy but he always makes time for you whenever you want to hang out or just call on the phone. Speaking of phone calls!! He loves calling you at mf crack ass dawn in the morning during his workouts! Which you get kinda grumpy but like his smile is so cute how can you say no. He secretly thinks your grumpy face is cute ngl. You make his heart just melt In general how dare you. He always brings you a coffee whenever he sees you like he got your coffee order memorized in his heart. He is always doing things just to show you how much he loves you!! He may seem so calm and cool but every time you kiss his cheek or even do something simple like lay your head on his shoulder he is screaming internally. The way you make him BLUSH is insane how do you have that power!?!? Soobin and Beomgyu will tease him in front of you just so he can be embarrassed it’s not funny. “Hey Hey did you know Taehyun alwaaays talks about you?” Soobin would start “He even bought those waffles you like just in case your hungry~” Beomgyu would say. And no joke taehyun would deadass stand there like this emoji 🧍like he was trying to keep his cool and composed image and they out here exposing that he’s soft for you? the nerve. Dude is just head over heels and you make him so happy. Pls just give him all the love you can so he can smile !
your overall relationship would consist of!!
☼this man will tickle you so much
☼coffee shop dates coffee shop dates
☼teases you abt your height like calm down terry 🙄✋
☼y’all both so smart I know y’all be coming up with the best comebacks
☼HE LIKES TO SHOW YOU HIS MAGIC TRICKS
☼he gets so smiley seeing your reaction to them
☼if you don’t know much already he would most definitely teach you Korean !!
a/n; aaaa!! I hope you enjoy it < 3 MWAH MWAH MWAH !
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Bring on the Mania! pt. 5
For the next two hours, they played various board games. Although there were some they had to stop halfway, such as Twister. Whenever Amane would hover one of the boys, he would gently nip on anything he could get his mouth on. This caused them to either; shudder under him, or lose balance and fall. They finally stopped when Amane tried to nibble on Epel's neck, the said boy knee him on the gut out of surprise. Lisha couldn't stop laughing at him.
Another was Old maid. Ace and Grim kept on cheating, which resulted in an argument; it would have gone physical if Valerie hadn't slapped them in the back of their heads. She then scolded them like children. They would have protested if Lisha wasn't in front of them, glaring and waiting for them to give her reason to peck them.
So here they are, playing monopoly with Ace, Jack, and Sebek taking the lead. Valerie and Deuce were tied, with Epel behind them and Amane and Grim in jail.
"This game sucks!" Grim cried out in frustration. "This isn't fair! I am the great and powerful Grim! How could I lose so many times!?"
"Not my fault you suck so hard." Ace snickered at the enraged monster.
"It's just a game; no need to throw a tantrum." Sebek remarked. Grim growled in response.
The fae took the dice, and it rolled into a four, making him ahead of everyone else. The game continued with no more complaints, but an occasional grumble from Grim. It ended with Jack being the winner.
Amane covered his, mouth letting out a yawn. All these games were boring him; he needed excitement, something to get his blood pumping. He glanced at the pillows, then an idea popped in his head.
"Hey Val, could you get me some water?" He asked the girl when he saw her standing up. 
"Sure, Amane."
He smirked internally. He waited till Valerie was a few meters away from him. 
Then, he struck.
The young brunette stopped in her tracks when she felt something soft collided with her back. Behind her, she could hear the cackles of a demon.
"Aw, what's wrong Vally? Can't take a hit? I know you were pampered by these boys but to this extent? Damn." He jeered, unaware of the petrified looks the rest of the boys had.
"Amane, you shouldn't have done that." Jack hissed. He cast his eyes to the girl, who slowly turned to face them.
Amane waved his hand dismissively. "Oh, it's fine. She can take it; it's just a pill-OW!"
The hetero-eyed male was suddenly knocked down to the floor. He painfully sat up and rubbed his face; it felt like a brick hit him. He looked down; it was the same pillow he used on Valerie. Slowly, he lifted his head.
Valerie had a soft smile on her face; that completely contradicted the look in her eyes. There was a fierce glint; excitement and viciousness danced within it. Then, she spoke in a soft but firm voice.
"I accept your declaration of war."
The poor man felt two pairs of hands grab his arms, dragging him all the way to the other room. On the way, he saw the rest of the guys carrying dozens of pillows in their arms.
"You boys better get ready. Cause when I get like this: mercy doesn't exist." 
Her words left a cold feeling within their bodies. It sounded so sickeningly sweet it could have been poison.
They finally let Amane go once they deemed themselves secured and scolded the demon.
"Are you insane!? Do you realize what you did!?" Ace screamed at his face. Being shorter, he grabbed his shirt and brought him down to his eye level. Letting Amane get a clear view of his aggravated cherry-red eyes.
"U-Uh...W-What did I do?" Amane stammered.
"Throwing that pillow at her!" Grim snapped.
"I was joking-" The incubi tried to defend himself but was cut off.
"Joke or not, she will finish what you started; and she'll make it as painful as possible." Epel shuddered.
He just stared at them bug-eyed. "What's with you guys? It's just Valerie."
"You don't know Valerie as we do." Sebek chimed in. "To her, this is a declaration of war, one that she will win."
"She's always been competitive; she never goes back at a challenge. No matter how impossible it seems. She's stubborn like that." Jack added.
"Valerie will do whatever it takes to win. She isn't above using physical pain to get it." Deuce explained.
"You saw the way she dug her nails into you to comply with her demand; that should have been your warning." Deuce looked at him expectantly. 
He thought back at times when she did that, his body went rigid. The boys nodded knowingly when it all clicked to the midnight haired male.
"Valerie may appear harmless, but she's just as dangerous." Jack continued.
"Oh fuck, what are we going to do?" Panic set in Amane's voice as he thought of dozens of ways that Valerie could torture them.
"Only thing we can do." Ace announced, picking up a pillow, cocking it like a gun.
"Try and survive her reign of terror."
They armed themselves with as many pillows they can hold and slowly creep back into the lounge. Sebek peeked inside, noticing the girl wasn't there; he signaled the rest to follow him. 
"Where is she?" Asked Grim.
A sweet giggle answered his question and formed a circle. 
"Alright, come out, Val!" Epel hollered. That just earned him more giggles. Everybody raised their pillows, trying to anticipate where she might strike. 
"Is she always like this when someone challenges her?" Amane hissed.
"You're lucky a food fight didn't happen today." Sebek shuddered. "It happened last week. So many were lost."
"Ehhh!?"
"He meant that they were in the infirma-RY!" Deuce clarified when a pillow hit his face, hard.
Panic surged through their bodies. Shit, it's starting.
"Ready yourselves! We've got a war to win!"
As soon as those words left Epel's lips, small pink and brown blurs zip through.
Grim was their first target. Lisha swooped to the ground and grabbed the cat monster by her talons.
"GAHH!!" She threw him high enough for Valerie to get a clean hit. The poor monster crashed into the wall, unconscious. 
Amane froze in shock at what he witnessed. "Oh, shit."
They scrambled for cover, realizing that their current position left them open. Unfortunately, Valerie was faster.
She nimbly moved her way to Epel, the said boy raised his pillow to strike her, but she threw one at his face.  Valerie delivered a swift jab on the gut, causing the boy to clutch his stomach in pain. He didn't get enough time to recover when Valerie smacked a pillow across his face. Just like that, he was out.
Sebek charged at her side, holding his pillow high. However, Lisha flew right in his face, obstructing his view. Sebek could taste Lisha's feathers in his mouth, prompting him to spit some out. Unfortunately, that gave the girl enough time to land a direct kick to his chest. Once he fell on the ground, Valerie dropped another pillow on his face and stomping her foot on it.
However, she was oblivious that Ace and Deuce were at her sides, steadily moving towards her, and prepping their pillows. While the girl continued to stomp Sebek's face, all with a cute but sadistic grin on her face. 
A firm but soft force repeatedly hit the opal-eyed girl. Both Heartslabyul students managed to successfully land blows on the girl, while Lisha kept Jack occupied. 
"Ouch! Lisha! Not too close to the eyes!" Jack lifted his pillow to shield his face from the strix's wrath.
Valerie winced under hits; though they weren't hard, they were enough to make her head a bit dizzy. Gritting her teeth, she seized both pillows shocking, (and scaring) both boys. She harshly pulled their arms to the opposite directions, making them bash their heads together and fall unconscious.
She stopped to catch her breath when a cruel ache suddenly throbbed a the side of her head, and the next thing she knew, she was on the floor. She hissed from the impact, glancing up she saw Jack glaring down at her.
Apparently, Jack used the Aduece duo as a distraction. The wolf beastman managed to knock Lisha off somewhere far away. The strix wasn't harmed but tired and dizzy from flying circles around him. He snuck up behind her and bashed her head; the force was enough to knock her down.
The girl rolled out of the way; she sprang back on her feet before Jack could smash another pillow on her. Valerie dashed behind a chair. But not before nabbing two pillows. 
"Hiding in your hole, Rabbit?" The wolf taunted.
"Better than foolishly getting myself killed." The girl retorted. She peeked over the chair to see Jack watching her. They held their gazes, waiting to make a move. 
Out of the corner of his eye, Jack spotted Amane snaking up to the girl. He made no sound and done a decent job getting closer to her.
Closer and closer.
Without even looking behind her, she chucked a pillow at the incubus; the force was enough for him to topple over. Unknowingly for him, he stepped on a cushion prompting him to slip and fall unconscious.
And once again, he was a lone wolf.
Jack bit his lips in irritation at Amane's sorry attempt for an ambush. Whatever happened to that fearsome demon two hours ago?
His ears twitched and muscles tensed up. Something wasn't right. He quickly swerved to the right, narrowly avoiding a kick to the face from the tiny girl. 
She landed with a heavy thud on the ground. Valerie wasted no time in grabbing as many pillows as she can; throwing them at the charging wolf. The large male simply dodged them and tackled the girl. He brought her arms above her head and pinned them. 
Valerie felt his hot breath on her face. Jack's face was awfully near to hers. His expression was contorted into a sneer, a deep growl rumbled in his chest. His grip on her wrists tightened as if warning her to remain docile.
'As if.' Valerie responded with a glare of her own. She wrapped her legs around him and pushed herself up to nibble on his neck. 
Jack could feel a wildfire spread across his face and an uncomfortable feeling forming in his shorts when she rubbed her chest on his own and gave his neck tiny licks. The action alone made the male above froze, and loosen his hold on her.
Snatching her wrists away, Valerie wrapped her arms around his neck. Fingers lightly skimming across his skin, she could feel Jack shivering under her touch before finally found the spot. She dug her fingers harshly on that spot.
The boy above stiffen before his body becoming slack and falling on top of her. Judging by the soft snore, it looks like she found the right pressure point.
Valerie gently lifted his body enough for her to roll out. She gave herself a good stretch before surveying the entire scene and dead bodies before her.
"I win."
A/N: Sorry it took so long to write, I got caught up in school. This also my first attempt to write a fight scene, I hope this was good.
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gayoperatorgunclub · 4 years
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ULTIMATE SHIP MEME: MontaDoc Edition? Pretty please? Or any MontaDoc content. I crave it. Much 💕
of course!!!!!!! sorry this has taken so long, but i sincerely hope you enjoy it!!! 💝💝💝
General:
Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - for fucking EVER!!!!!! 
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - two words: mutual. pining. this period, often referred to as the “Beginning of Operation: T.E.A.M. D.A.D.S. (Temporary Employment As Masters of Dad And Dad Sweethearts)” however, unbeknownst to anybody else in rainbow, by the time Operation: T.E.A.M. D.A.D.S. had begun, gustave and gilles had already been together for a couple of years. how did they actually get together? about six months after the GIGN joined rainbow, gustave was in the middle of a mountain of paperwork when he heard someone clear their throat. he spun around to scold whoever it was for coming to medbay when they were sick (despite the fact that he was coming down with a nasty cold), only to be greeted with gilles leaning nonchalantly against the doorframe. “gustave. you look as though you’re about to meet death for dinner. how can you expect to take care of others when you’re not taking care of yourself?” gustave just sighed and shook his head, muttering something about leaving him be for another couple hours so he could finish his paperwork, but gilles has other ideas. in mere moments, gustave goes from standing over his desk, organizing some files, to being held in gilles’ big strong arms. “wh- gilles! i-” he was cut off by his own yawn, and gilles smiled at him fondly. gustave felt himself blush, and he squirmed a little, but let gilles carry him to the GIGN quarters. as soon as it seemed like gilles was going to leave, gustave pulled him down for a kiss, then pushed their foreheads together and whispered “you’re going to carry me all this way and not even stay to make sure i don’t go back to my office?” gilles just grinned at him, climbing into bed beside him and wrapping his arms around him. 
How was their first kiss? - ROMANTIQUE! and smelling of sickness but what can you do
Wedding:
Who proposed? - monty!! he decided to cook a romantic candlelit dinner at their apartment, and when he sees gustave come home from work, all ragged and exhausted, yet still with a glimmer of determination and subtle joy, he says the first thing that comes to mind: “will you marry me?” gustave froze, his cheeks still rosy and his hair sprinkled with snowflakes. “will i what?” gilles realized his mistake and flushed, stammering a response before gustave was standing in front of him, staring at him scrutinizingly. “gilles.” he started, reaching to intertwine their hands, bring them between their chests, “what did you say?” gilles gulped, then steeled himself and got down on one knee. “gustave kateb. love of my life, light of my days. the man i want to wake up next to every day for the rest of my life. the man who i adore with every fiber of my being. would you do me the honor of being my husband?” 
Who is the best man/men? - for monty: bandit! for doc: lion (everyone but them thought it was a joke until the day of the wedding). dominic and olivier’s dual best man speech is the stuff of legends. there were tears, there was laughter, and there was an almost excessive amount of thinly-veiled sexual innuendos at various people in attendance (including both grooms; the best men were both drunk of their asses) 
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - they actually fight over who gets to pick twitch! meanwhile rook is in the background like D: (don’t worry, it’s decided that he and twitch will be ring bearer and flower girl respectively) for monty: dokkaebi. for doc: finka 
Who did the most planning? - they both did! though gustave focused on food and flowers, and gilles focused on the guest list and the venue (but they ran things by each other before any final decisions were made)
Who stressed the most? - gilles! he was so worried about their families not getting along that he actually prepared a “leave my husband and his family alone or so help me i will never speak to you again” speech
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - gilles’ racist, homophobic, french nationalist uncle (no one in the family likes him, so it wasn’t a big loss) (this uncle also made a surprise appearance at the family dinner where gilles introduced gustave to the rest of his family, and started yelling about “godamn immigrants” and other such bigotted statements, before gilles’ sister physically dragged him out of the house and threw him out the door. afterwards, up in the guest bedroom, gilles quietly tells gustave that it’s okay if he wants to leave, or break up, or anything, and gustave just laughs and tells him that if he wasn’t prepared for family members to express their distaste, he wouldn’t be dating a white man. he pressed a kiss to gilles’ temple, before whispering “although, he was right about my being an immigrant; it’s just that i was born in Paris and immigrated with my family to algeria, not the other way around. A for effort, though”)
Sex:
Who is on top? - gilles!!!! although gustave will occassionally ride him 👀👀👀
Who is the one to instigate things? - gustave is lowkey horny 24/7, but if gilles walks in on him bending over to get something from a cabinet, or tilting his head all the way back while drinking from his water bottle, thereby showcasing the way his throat moves as he swallows, he will lose his shit 
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - okay i’m gonna change this one to an explanation of some things from below. i personally think doc lowkey a freak, and gilles is happy to oblige him if that’s what his lapin wants (although he’s not entirely sure how he feels about this “overstimulation” and “post-orgasm torture” and “cock & ball torture” stuff. specifically, he’s not sure he likes hurting gustave, but, while he probably won’t admit it out loud, he secretly adores making gustave cry. when he’s so helpless and powerless and mindless, and he’s begging for something, but for what he doesn’t really know. maybe it’s the knowledge that gilles is in complete control, that gustave trusts him to do this, to make him hurt and cry and just melt, the knowlege that gustave is completely reliant on him for his pleasure, his pain, and everything in between. it’s a heady thing, and gilles isn’t sure how he feels about it, but he’s pretty sure the warmth in his chest and the warmth in his gut are good signs 
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - unless they’re doing some of the things mentioned above, or mayhaps some denial 👀👀👀 then yeah, everyone gets the same. they’re very considerate when they’re just doing vanilla 
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children: btw, the rest of this is kinda set in a post-retirement au (idrk i just want them to have a farm and be peaceful). give it whatever context u want tho, i was just havin fun
How many children will they have? - they will have four cats and a dog, as well as 2 horses, a donkey, 5 cows, an alpaca, a rabbit, some ducks, a flock of sheep and goats, and the occasional visit from a herd of deer from the forest surrounding their little farm
How many children will they adopt? - since humans CANNOT, i repeat, CANNOT, give birth to the animals listed above, they’re all adopted
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - no one. the animals potty train themselves
Who is the stricter parent? - gilles sneaks them treats while gustave lectures them about dietary habits, so take your pick 
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - whenever gilles leaves to run errands, one of the goats goes into a depression so deep and miserable that they’re utterly inconsolable until he comes back. once they hear the sound of the car in the driveway, this lil goat, lovingly named “Bastard” by gustave, will climb onto the roof of the house and scream his joy over gilles’ return to the heavens 
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - they tag team on things like feeding the animals and cleaning out the barn, but gustave is much more organized about it
Who is the more loved parent? - the cats, dog, one of the horses, donkey, alpaca, rabbit, goats (except for Bastard), and deer all prefer gustave, though gilles is adequate in the event that gustave is busy with something else (although the alpaca and donkey hate his guts, and will escape their pastures to break into the house and be near gustave. gilles maintains that they’re both devil-spawn, but gustave says he’s just being dramatic and that Thamin (alpaca) and Albalatin (donkey) are complete angels who could do no wrong)
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - animals have NOT unionized. yet. 
Who cried the most at graduation? - idk if this counts, but when Bastard finally figured out how to get himself down from the roof after getting himself onto it, gilles cried for an hour
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - gilles lowkey does whenever thamin and albalatin escape to go out into the world and commit crimes, but only to make sure his husband doesn’t get upset when he finds out his precious creatures are hell beasts. certainly not out of anything resembling tolerance or *shudder* like 
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - gustave, but gilles can make a mean bowl of cereal
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - gustave. gilles will eat something straight from the garden and gustave is like “DID YOU CHECK IF IT WAS RIPE?????? YOU COULD DIE FROM THAT YOU KNOW, THEN WHERE WOULD I BE???” 
Who does the grocery shopping? - gustave. gilles is something of a hermit in their town, and people often remark about the “sweet, kind doctor and his utter brick wall of a husband” 
How often do they bake desserts? - whenever Bastard goes a day without doing something Bastardous 
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - both lowkey prefer salad, since they care for many animals that would often get used for their meat, and they can’t bear to think about hurting any of their babies
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - gilles. the people in town helped him when he burst into the little grocery store all panicked like “I NEED TO MAKE MY HUSBAND A SURPRISE DINNER BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE” 
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - gustave. gilles like being at home, but city-boy over here thinks that restaurants are a weekly luxury
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - neither. it was thamin and albalatin, attempting to frame gilles for yet another felony
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - gustave. everything is color coded. sex toys included 
Who is really against chores? - gilles. gustave films him whenever he actually does clean and yells things like “go white boy go!!” and sends them to twitch for her T.E.A.M. D.A.D.S. scrapbook 
Who cleans up after the pets? - they both do, but gilles gets stuck with shit duty more often than not
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - gilles, once. gustave walked in, sniffed the air, then glared at him until he actually swept whatever it was up and threw it away 
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - gustave “we can’t have guests over, the house is a mess” kateb
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Bastard. he then proceeded to eat it
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - gustave and his hour-long skincare routine 
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - gustave, bc sadiqi the dog (not to be confused with sadiqi the kitten), or Big Sadiqi (kitten sadiqi is Little Sadiqi) is his, gilles, and he will not allow his precious boy to be influenced by such creatures as Bastard 
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - they get little sweaters for the animals. that is all
What are their goals for the relationship? - joke: gustave always says “the White Man’s money” despite the fact that his family is richer than gilles’. woke: mutual happiness, comfort, and healing 
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - gustave. after 11 am, thamin and albalatin decide they’ve had enough and break in to lay down on the bed next to him. gilles banishes himself to the couch for a week
Who plays the most pranks? - Bastard, thamin, and albalatin. although gustave did dye the sheep’s wool (while it was still attached to them) different colors and patterns and, for the ones who were perfectly content to sit still and be held, replicas of famous paintings (his favorite artist is monet, in case you forgot that he’s french)
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eitelle · 3 years
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Hey darling! Congrats on you follower count. I am sending this via Submit a post, since the asks have a word limit. I would like to request a Haikyuu boys matchup, if it doesn't trouble you too much. I am a 5'4 girl. I'm a Gemini, I am pretty smart, observing, caring and adptable person. I don't really like grand gestures of affection, but I don't hate them, it depends on my mood. I was made fun for pretty much 50% of my school life, so I am great at comforting someone. I use joking as a coping mechanism, but I come of as salty sometimes.I am also VERY VERY sarcastic. I can go without affection for as long as needed, but I'll also feel neglected after a while, I dunno if that makes sense. I love reading, watching horror movies and playing Sims 4. I could spend hours in a book, without noticing any of my surroundings. But as much as I love being inside, I also adore long walks in the park. I am both a cat and a dog person. I am a pretty happy person, being the youner sister of my firend group. But I also have days when I just need someone to be there for me, cause I cry whenever I feel insecure. Speaking of insecurities, I hate my body. Not only am I short, but I am also pretty chubby. I have big thighs, fluffy arms and belly. I was bullied by my own friends, so my reaction of hiding is only natural. I have three younger brothers, so I know how to handle a hyperactive person. Also my dream is to settle down with a dog and a kitten, 3 or 4 kids maybe. Thank you so much for taking the time to read this. Don't overwork yourself, stay safe, drink a glass of water and eat something. Have a great day!
ok everyone for this ask i made it pretty fluffy but sorta angst to fluff for the imagine. so pls pls pls if u struggle with the topics of hating urself, bullying, or panic attacks and they trigger you, do not read this. thank you :)
hi lovely!! im sorry but u just SCREAM gemini. in the best way possible bc i actually love geminis and im sorry ab what happened during ur time at school but i would like to say that ur body is beautiful, your bodily needs like eating and water are so u dont mf die so go eat and drink some water. ily and please take care of urself :( im ab to beat up those boolies ☺️🔪
ok so i match you up with: matsukawa (mattsun) issei best boy 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️
alr so some headcanons:
THAT BEST LIKE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE COUPLE OMFG
in response to that the little shit would no joke just call u short stack
he has also tried to call u hot stuff.
it didnt work out
i hc him to give the best bear hugs so when ur crying hes there to give u the biggest hug ever 😩👍
mf is the best hypeman omg like you just breathjng hed be like “BABE WOAH OMG H ALMOST KNOCKED ME ON MY FEET BC OF UR BEAUTY”
u guys are that pinterest couple
yall hype up each others insecurities but u call him caterpillar to tease him ab his brows HELP SJSJSH
hes normally frowning but when hes w u hes always smiling
you actualky get a pep talk from mad dog and hanamaki ab treating him well???
def a lot of pda
for a gift he buys u those books youve been eying (send an ask if u want book recs i have soo many)
i also hc him to like more plus sized people like u and istg this mf will say and i quote “i like my women how i like my marshmallows. sweet, short, fluffy, and cute.” cute,,, but weird
a huge cuddler
youve got ur hands full oml
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THIS MANS I- 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️
ok so imagine:
its been a long day and all you wanted was to go home with your boyfriend, matsukawa issei.
“mattsun-,” you call out as soon as you get home, ur voice breaking as your feelings from the day start to pile up on you. you feel a heavy weight on your chest not even feeling the hot tears streaming down your face. you barely register issei hugging you, you just feel slight body heat and suddenly you cant see anything. this makes u feel suffocated and you realize hes touchibg you. as u shove him away he shifts to wrapping his arm around you while rubbing your shoulder whispering encouragments to let everything out. a while later you calmed down and woke up in your boyfriends arm by the crook of his neck.
“issei?” you ask poking at him to wake him up. as he groggily yawns and looks at you with hooded eyes you quickly scramble off him thinking youve crushed him.
“hey whered u go. im cold now come back here,” he says while pulling you back. as you mutter halfhearted protests and tell him that youre too big, or ur gonna crush him. he simply laughs and tells you hes strong and ur nothing compared to him.
the next morning u wake up to breakfast in bed with your amazing bf telling you everything he loves about you. from your height, to your eyes, to your thighs, your stomach, and even your thighs by lunch everything about last night is gone from your mind.
i hope you liked it even tho its kinda angsty :/
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now texts ‼️🥰👍
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YUH I HOPE YOU LIKED @thatsarcasticgemini :)
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space-kitten-606 · 3 years
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Sorry if ive sent a similar ask before but-
I like to think that saeyoung would be a liiiiittle jealous of how im able to interact with my cats- Katie specifically. Because theres a lot of rough play involved between her and i, to put it simply. I poke her all the time, hold her and kiss her face and soft little head even when she complains a little, let her bite my hand (she licks it immediately after lol; cat language!), etc. I guess you could compare it to how siblings can be mean to each other but they still love each other. Its all fun and games, and i always make sure to not step too far over her boundaries, only a little bit; i read her body language and the sounds she makes and i know when to stop.
She always comes to me at the end of the day for cuddles hehe. She doesnt do that with my mom unless she wants food, but with me Katie will just come up to me whenever. The other night she even made this adorable but pitiful little mew outside my closed bedroom door at least midnight cos she wanted in!! Which was like! The first time she's ever done that! My heart 🥺
But anyways, yeah, saying all that was just to ensure that its clear that its not abuse omg i would never >.<
But yeah rough play, and at the end of the day she loves~~ me? And she might let Saeyoung get close if he's gentle and calm, but even then she's timid with strangers.
He's like wth you stick your finger in her mouth when she yawns so why cant i swing elly around and bite her neck??
Saeyoung, sweetie, love of my life, no. That's different.
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(Also that biting the scruff thing... bro u tryna be a mother cat or smthn??)
WHOOOO I AM GOING TO ANSWER THIS THING NOW!!! 
He surely would be. I wish my relationship with my cat were similar, but I mustn’t forget he is a stray and thus human touch is....different for him. At least I can pick him up by now, which took a couple years. 
Aww! Your kitty really loves you. That’s so precious! 
Yeah so. It has been so long that I don’t know what that part is about lol I was about to mention something else here but...I probably shouldn’t hhhhh so I’ll just leave it at that. 
adsghaslkdj he might’ve had to grow up faster than most, but in some ways, he still has the mind of a child. Teach him carefully and patiently and he will be excited to learn how to really care for cats! Plus imagine his precious excitement when the work finally pays off and cats come for cuddles with him all by themselves. I can just see him sitting there open mouthed, trying to get your attention and vaguely pointing at the sleepy cat on the lap as he tries not to scream lol 
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hime-hana · 6 years
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KANG DANIEL ❃ DADDY ❃ A TO Z SERIES
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A = Announcement.- How do you tell him and the world that you’re expecting?
I think Daniel really loves children and I see him as the type to always ask his wife after marriagge when does she think their babies will come. So, giving him the big news won’t be too special; it would be a normal day with Daniel watching some cute baby videos on Youtube and then asking you again “Hey love, do you think we will be great parents?” “I don’t know, we will find out soon enough.” “Wait... do you mean? OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO BE A FATHER!!” 
B = Books.- Did he read the books?
He would want to, but I see him more as the type to look at the pictures rather than reading long, descriptie paragraphs. He would probably ask you to tell him anything that’s important or just read the book together. 
C = Cuddles.- Who cuddles the baby more?
I think it would be more of a family thing and Daniel would want the three of you and his cats to cuddle together all the time. 
D = Daddy.- His reaction to being called Daddy and it setting in.
Would act like a three year old when he receives his favorite candy. He is absolutely in love with it and it would soon become his favorite word.
E = Empty.- Who goes to the store when you guys run out of supplies?
It would mostly be you because we all know that if Daniel goes alone he is going to come back with only junk food and jellies.
F = Feeding time- Who does feeding time?
Both of you, you guys usually like working as a team, you feed him while Daniel prepares the food and hands it to you. The mess afterwards is also cleaned half and half. 
G = Grumpy baby. - Who is better at dealing with a grumpy baby?
Daniel mostly takes care of this job, well most like he volunteers; he will be the one to make stupid faces and tickle the baby just so he can make him laugh. 
H = How?- how many kids does he want?
I don’t think Daniel has preferences about the gender, but since he is an only child and knows that it can get quite lonely at times, I think he would definitely want around two to three kids.
J = Jokes.- best dad joke?
Daniel’s not really into dad jokes, but they happen from time to time when he’s in a giddy mood. His jokes usually have to do with whatever your child’s new hobby or likes are. For example if your child is into vampires and supernatural things: “What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?” “What?” “Frostbite!“
K = Kisses.- His favorite place to kiss the baby.
Everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE! He loves kissing the baby’s forehead, his cheeks, his small hands, his feet. As I said, he is just in love with your baby.
L = Little.- How he feels when he holds the baby for the first time.
He would be so happy and his eyes will start to shine. It would really be like holding his entire world in that tiny human who is now yawning while looking at him. “Wow he is so small and cute... hi baby! My name is Daniel and I’m your daddy!”
M = Mommy.- what does he call you?
Daniel has lots of nicknames from you varying from “honey” to “princess” and “kitten”. He usually calls you anything he gets to, however he does call you “mommy” whenever he is playing with your baby and needs to draw your attention, so you can come cuddle with them.
N = Nappies.- who deals with the really bad ones?
None of you really enjoy doing this, so you two actually made a time table to cross out each other’s names after you do the dirty job. This way there are no fights or arguments. 
O = Onesies- Who likes to dress the baby in ridiculous outfits?
Daniel! He is the type of dad to sent you pictures when you’re at work and he is at home dressing your baby in funny costumes while he is asleep. “Look how adorable our baby looks, honey!” “DANIEL IF I COME HOME ONE MORE TIME AND HE IS WEARING A HARRY POTTER COSTUME ISTG!!” “Umm... yeah about that... can you ignore the package in front the door which says Dumbledore costume? Thanks, love you”
P = Pet names- names he calls the baby. 
Daniel really likes calling your baby “munchkin”, but besides that he also calls him any kind of nickname he can make up from his name. 
Q = Questions.- How many questions does he ask the nurse? 
He is too busy being scared as hell about the whole birth and his mind is too cloudy thinking about all the complications, to go to a nurse and ask her for advice or anything.
R = Rely- what is the biggest thing you rely on each other for? 
Everything. You and Daniel work as a team and tell each other everything: from your deepest fear concerning your family life, to the vacation of your dreams. It’s the very warm feeling that knowing if something goes wrong, you are right there for each other to start again. 
S = Sleep duty. - who gets up when it’s really late at night? 
You remember when I said you work as a team? Yeah, well there’s no team at 3 am when the baby wakes up screaming. You usually have around 10 minutes of arguments as to why you shouldn’t go. But in the end, you go and Daniel just promises that maybe he will make breakfast in the morning. 
T = Trepidation.- fears as a new parent.
The biggest fear for both of you is change and how fast everything is moving. You two need to adapt rather fast to the whole family life and I think at times it will get very tiring. Also, you both have concerns about what makes a good parent. 
U = Ultra sounds.- His reactions to the ultrasounds.
Completely amazed, he never thought he would be so happy, but just seeing and hearing that soft heartbeat would change his entire life. 
V = Values.- what is the most important value he wants to teach your child.
As most of us already know, Daniel was bullied when he was little and I truthfully think he will hate it so much if it would happen to his child. So, I am sure he will want to teach him about self-confidence and how to ignore what bad persons say to him.
W = Water.- Who gives the babe the baths? 
Both of you because the team is back again for this one. Daniel usually keeps the baby distracted long enough for you to wash his hair and everywhere else without him crying.
X = X-mas- what do you guys plan for the holidays? 
I think for the first years of your baby’s life Daniel would prefer spending the holidays at home with just your parents or some close friends. Later on, it will go from staying at home to going skiing or to visit other countries for a short period of time.
Y = Yelling.- How many fights do the two of you get in? 
Not too many and usually the arguments are very short-lived. You both hate arguing and even if it does happen (cause it’s only natural) you both make sure not to fight in front of the child. 
Z = Zoo- How crazy is the house after the birth?
Taking in the fact Daniel would have his cats around as well, the house would get quite crazy at times. I think you two will be so exhausted at the end of the day that you would ask for help, either from your or his mom or just hire someone to help with the cleaning.
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Otayuri - Cat Lovers
Yuri Plisetsky was excited. This particular evening, his first and best friend Otabek Atlin was coming over for dinner and a movie. It was only an hour away before Otabek arrived, and Yuri couldn’t contain his excitement. He beamed from ear to ear as he prepared dinner. What would they be having? Pirozhki of course!
Yuri had a variety of different reasons why he was so happy, but one being that this was the first official time he had invited one of his friends over. He couldn’t lie, Victor and Yuuri were also two of his friends but they have never visited his house, Yakov just barges in without any invitation, and he lived alone in that house, so Otabek was his first friend to come visit him.
He collected all his hair with one hand and with the other, grabs a hair tie and ties his hair into a ponytail so his hair won’t cause a distraction while cooking. He tied his apron around his waist. He collected all the ingredients and began cooking.  
Some spills, hair issues, and half an hour later, the pirozhki were almost ready. While they were cooking, Yuri covered the table with white cloth and set p plates and cutlery. Believe it or not, he was a very organised type.
Finally, the moment had arrived when the doorbell rang. Yuri practically ran to the door. He swung it open and surely enough, there was his best friend, Otabek Atlin.
“Beka!” Yuri screamed leaping into Otabek’s arms and pulled him into a hug.Yuri immediately blushed and pulled away. “I-u-um...” he stuttered. Otabek grinned. “It’s fine.” he chuckled patting him on the head.
”Can I come in?” “O-of course” Yuri stepped aside and Otabek walked in. “Woah, you’ve got a pretty cool place,Yura.” “Yeah,I get that a lot.” Yuri replied closing the door and leading Otabek to where they would be dining tonight. 
As Yuri dashed into the kitchen and Otabek got himself seated, Yuri realized this entire time Otabek had been carrying a brown rectangular box. The box had three holes punched into the top/lid and two on all the sides. He had been so concentrated on greeting Otabek and making sure he was comfortable, he forgot to ask.
Yuri added the finishing touches to his famous priozhki, he brought out the food and set it on the table. Feeling satisfied, he sat down opposite of Otabek. He looked around the table and saw that the box was now sitting at Beka’s feet. “By the way, what’s in the box?” he asked still staring at it.
With his heel, Otabek gently pushed it behind him so it somehow remained behind him. “You’ll find out later.” he coughed.
After a delicious meal, the two sat Yuri’s lavish red couch in front of the giant TV screen. The two sat next to each other. “Soooo...” what do you wanna watch?” Yuri asked flicking through movies, remote in hand. Otabek shrugged. “I’m fine with anything really.” 
“Okay then.” Yuri sighed his eyes still focused on the TV screen. His eyes darted around before landing on one of his favorite movies, a horror movie. “How about this one?” he asked excitedly. Otabek shrugged. “As long as it’s not too scary, I’m good.” Yuri grinned.
 “Um before we start...” Otabek stuttered getting Yuri’s attention. He took a deep breath. He picked up something. Yuri recognized it as the mysterious box from before. “Do you have any idea about what might be inside here?” he asked. Yuri shrugged. “I’ve tried asking but, whenever I did you just shrugged it off.” 
Otabek handed him the box. “Open it.” “Why?” Yuri asked, kind of surprised. “Just open it. It’s better if you see it...or rather...them yourself. I’m not very good at explaining.” 
Yuri slowly lifted the lid off the box. Once he saw what was inside, he nearly had a heart attack.
Two adorable little kittens were sleeping quietly, cuddling together. One kitten had the purest white fur you could have ever seen. It was sleeping on top of the other kitten whose fur was as deep and dark as the night sky.
Yuri was speechless. Two little kitties were cuddling and sleeping peacefully on his lap. And words couldn’t describe how adorable they were!!! He just didn’t know what to say. 
Slowly, the black one began to open it’s eyes. It’s green, mysterious  eyes. Like a deep and beautiful forest. It opened it’s small mouth to let out a yawn. It stretched out his paws and flinched due to seeing the light in a long time. He looked up at two guys beaming down at him.
Yuri squealed in delight. he shook from fangirling but tried to contain it so he wouldn’t disturb the kittens. Due to the sudden movement, the white one slowly began to open his eyes too, his eyes were light blue, like the sky on a perfect day. He repeated what the other kitten did and looked up innocently at the two people. 
Yuri was squealing so much by this time. Otabek grinned bigger than anyone had ever seen him grin. “C-can we take them out?” he asked looking at his best friend. “Sure but be gentle.” 
Yuri carefully lifted the white one out first. I guess it had trust issues because it caused quite a problem whenever he tried to touch it. Even so, he found it immensely adorable. The black one was more calm. He didn’t cause a fuss when he was touched or pet. At some point, when Yuri was petting him, he nuzzled up to his arm and purred affectionately. Yuri was about to explode from the cuteness. “Ahh!!!!!! Did you see that? He cuddled up to me!!!!” he screamed.
He grinned, “He must really like you then.” After fussing over the adorable things, they were just watching the little babies play and tackle each other. It seemed like the white one was more playful and energetic. The black was more calm and peaceful. Pure opposites.
“Can I keep them?” he whispered in one of those high-pitched whispers. Otabek grinned. “Of course. You can even name them if you want.” Yuri’s eyes widened. “I-I can name them?” His eyes twinkled. Otabek smiled “Sure.go ahead.”
Yuri thought long and hard. Literally 15 minutes later he had finally come up with names for the two. He picked up the white cat with one hand. He wasn’t so fussy now that he had seen Yuri properly. “This one will be called Yang.” he picked up the black one. “And this one is gonna be called Yin.” he declared raising the two above his head. Otabek thought. “those are pretty good names actually. Suits them too.” Yuri gently placed the two back down. “I know right!?” he grinned and once again sat next to Otabek.
After some time, Yin and Yang were worn out and were sleeping on top of each other again. Things had calmed down. Yuri sighed. “Beka, why did you do this for me?” Otabek seemed surprised by the sudden question. “Well, can’t I do something nice for my friend? Besides, I know you like cats, you can’t hide that.” Yuri smiled. 
Otabek’s eyes widened. He felt two warm arms around him. “You really didn’t have to go and do that but... Thank you... Beka.” he looked down at Yuri and realized he was hugging him. His eyes softened when he thought he saw a bit of a pink pint on Yuri’s cheeks. He smiled and patted his head. “it was no problem.” 
They stayed like that for a few minutes. Yuri pulled away, he was still blushing. Yuri couldn’t remember the last time he felt this close with someone, aside from Grandpa of course. “You want a-a drink or s-something?” he asked getting up. “Well we still gotta watch that movie remember? Maybe some popcorn would be good.”
Yuri face palmed. How could he forget about the movie? “Right, you set everything up and I’ll get the popcorn.” Otabek nodded and they both got to work. 
Everyone was comfortable, the movie was playing, the scene was perfect. Yin sat on Otabek’s lap and Yang sat on Yuri’s lap also paying attention to the movie.
Once the movie was over, it was time for Otabek to head home. Yuri was so grateful for his gift, he felt sort of guilty. “Wait.” Yuri grabbed Otabek’s wrist when he was heading out the door. otabek turned around in shock. “Hmm?” 
“Take one.” “What?” “Take one.” Otabek looked even more surprised. “What? Why?” “Because...” Yuri looked down so you couldn’t see his eyes. “Because... you’re just so nice. What kind of friend would I be if I didn’t repay you back somehow? So please, take one.” 
Otabek thought for a moment. Yuri let go of his wrist and he turned around to face him. He sighed and scratched his head. “Well if you insist...” Yuri looked up and he was actually smiling. “Take your pick.” He bobbed down to look at the kittens. Yin and Yang sat next to Yuri’s feet at opposite ends, looking curiously up at Otabek. 
Just as a test, Otabek pet both of them to see which one liked him. Yang turned his head away and ignored him but Yin seemed to enjoy it. “Guess I’ll be taking Yin then.” he picked up the small kitten. Yuri was still smiling. “Great!”
“Thanks again Beka! You really are the best you know that right?!” Yuri shouted and waved as Otabek was getting into his car. “Hey Yura! ya’know it would be really cool if once in a while the cats could have a play date!” He shouted back.
Yuri smiled sweetly. “ Yeah, that would be cool...”
Little did these two know...
One day, they would grow up to be lovers.
And not your average lovers.
Cat Lovers
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Phew! Finally finished it! 
It took me a while but here ya go, hope you enjoy!
~Kitty Out
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