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minty-mumbles · 2 years

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I keep seeing Hyrule angst fics where he worries about Ganon being revived using his blood, or he gets kidnapped by monsters/yiga to be used in some ritual. (Which I love an unhealthy amount! I'm not saying this trope is bad.)

However I think it would be absolutely hilarious if it actually happened. I mean think about it. Ganon gets revived and is gloating about how he's going to take over the world. Hyrule in tears because he thinks he's failed.

Then the door busts down and there stands eight angry heroes. Who have all individually defeated Ganon, or his equivalent.

Like. They would curb stop the man in ten minutes, tops.

#like... they would be so pissed #can you just imagine #eight heroes going all out #or seven #someone probably went to check up on Hyrule #Far away in castle town #Dawn and Aurora look up fro their tea #like #I sense a disturbance in the force #lu hyrule #linked universe

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goingsparebutwithprecision · 2 years

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The Right Man For The Job (Part 2/?)

Continuation of this post.

"You have reached the voicemail of Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi. I'm unable to answer my comm right now due to -" "Explosions! Piracy! Spaceship crashes!" "- urgent jedi business - " "People trying to kill us! So, so many people trying to kill us!" " - don't exaggerate, padawan, three assassins is hardly - " "Flirting, flirting outrageously with people who are trying to kill us -" "Please contact the Temple switchboard -" "- and now they'll be trying to kill us -" "- or leave a message after the tone, unless you're Quinlan Vos -" "- or a member of the Jedi Council!" "- in which case I'm dead. Stop calling me." *beeeep*

*beeeep* "Hi Obi-Wan, just calling to update you, Dex says hi by the way, and how come you don't visit any more, he's pining, he tells you, pining; obviously nothing's wrong, I definitely have a strong lead on the bounty hunter and I definitely didn't get schooled by a bunch of younglings that come up to my knee, and everything is totally fine."

*beeeep* "Oh by the way Master Yoda's totally on to us but don't worry, I think he thinks it's funny? Shit gotta go -"

*beeeep* "- that was close. Windu nearly caught me but I used my extremely stealthy Chosen One powers and evaded him, by which I mean I asked a mouse droid to try to eat his robes and jumped out a window while he was distracted. Anyhoo, on my way to a planet that apparently doesn't exist, absolutely no idea what to expect apart from hopefully a line on our mysterious murdering bastard, hope everything's well with you, did you get a chance to go to hell maybe? I'm still having those dreams I told you about, but the last one one turned into a tea party with the chancellor and he was wearing a clown costume and all the tea was poisoned? I don't know, it was weird? Anyway, love, kisses, deeply heretical attachment, laterz!"

*beeeep* "Hey? Hey, master? You'd tell me if the jedi had secretly ordered an army of identical human men, right? You would have told me that, right? Master? Master please say sike?"

*beeeep* - like a brick shit house! he could snap me like a twig! A twig, Obi-Wan!!! I want white Kuati lilies on my pyre and you to tell everybody who comes a different extremely dramatic story of how I died. Oh, and say hi to Padme for me? Brb, gotta go get murrr-dered-"

*beep* "Help me Obi-Wan wherever the fuck you are, you're my only hoe. Also, ANSWER YOUR COMM, YOU *huttese expletive*"

*beep*. "So. I stole an army. Don't be mad! And do still be on Naboo, we're coming for you next."

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*beep* "By the way, I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that none of this would have happened if you'd just ANSWERED YOUR COMM."

#star wars #attack of the clones #goingspare writes #the right man for the job #meanwhile: Obi-Wan. meditating on the side of a peaceful lake in the naboo countryside #i sense a disturbance in the force #Naboo air traffic control: YOU FUCKING THINK???

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bsxcrxts · 8 months

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uh oh

#I sense a disturbance in the force #force = my top secret past Star Wars obsession that I can never speak about again #vagueblogging

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syrinq · 2 years

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lolly animal crossing is a detective in this one

had a dream last night that required my dragonborn to help out a local festival that was in utter shambles with its people having preparation issues

arriving on horseback in basically a construction area, they meet a woman whose name is ''cucumber'' just because she waves at the dragonborn with a cucumber and then proceeds to eat it

there are several citizens, builders, etc. around with issues, and it's up to the dragonborn to help them! woo! so the dragonborn hears everyone out, and it all sounds easy enough, but then for some reason these issues can't be solved

and it's because of local space-time disturbances that literally prevent the dragonborn from fulfilling the tasks. there's no way around these things nor a way to destroy them. so, it leads to the tasks not being carried out, and it turns into the bad timeline. the festival and the surrounding area is desolate and abandoned like an apocalypse

THEN OUT OF NOWHERE LOLLY ANIMAL CROSSING APPEARS

GOING *SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF* I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE! and then proceeds to put on her detective hat & coat to investigate whatever is disturbing the space-time continuum. walking around, unveiling the secrets of the festival people and interrogating them. the dragonborn is nowhere to be seen, stuck in motion somewhere on their horse

she figures out, that all these problems these festival people have, are interconnected and can all be solved if she starts a chain of events. it's started by talking to cucumber. lolly's redirected to a builder, who'll give her 2 yellow m&m's if she can solve his problem. the yellow m&m's can then be given to 2 people having issues of unknown origin, as if the m&m's are a magic item solver. these 2 people that get the m&m's are another builder and steven universe

then, when the issues are solved, space-time resets once lolly returns to her silly little pocket dimension that is really just a chair with a view on the festival. think illusive man mass effect room.

the timeline resets to when the dragonborn arrives at the festival grounds. the dragonborn meets cucumber again, and everyone is hard at work without any issues. the dragonborn meets darkmoon knightess dark souls and recruits her as a skyrim follower (thanks vigilant mod, very cool of you). the space-time disturbances are gone, and all is well. lolly is satisfied when this timeline is clearly the better one, and calls it a day in her space-time fixing job.

#dreamlog #i SEnsE A diSTUrbANcE In thE ForCE #i'm blaming this on rewatching vinny's tomodachi life vids & my skyrim obsession from last month. nothing else #lolly really called the timeline in which my dragonborn recruits her future wife the good one. thanks lolly very cool of you

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electric-plants · 2 months

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listen we can be boring and just take this to mean “always been” as in post the archon quests OR we can make a bunch of headcanons instead such as:

1) they all meet up so much it feels like they’ve been doing it forever

2) these two were just fucking pretending they don’t know each other throughout the entire archon quest

3) alhaitham was being pedantic with “at the akademia” and despite being personal friends they fully separate their working selves and consider each other strangers in work matters

4) they’ve been meeting up as part of the friend group for forever but never actually talked to each other until this moment making it Extra Awkward™️

and literally so many more like the pathways this has opened up in my brain ughhh

#haino #cytham #cyhaino #alhaitham #cyno #thinking about kaveh and tighnari in the fourth one sensing a disturbance in the force when they meet without them as a buffer lol #tfw you try to introduce your freak intense friends to each other slowly but they STILL end up trying to kill each other in the desert😔#i want to write fics about ALL of these #alhaitham’s bday rearranging my brain chemistry fr #im so obsessed with them #can you imagine tighnari seeing them act like that if they DID know each other #just wtf are you two doing :/#i KNOW alhaitham’s trailer implies they all started getting together post archon quest #but GOD where is the fun in that #wait actually a LOT of fun to think about cyno being the one to get them all together #like you guys have to meet my new friend :)#and then just #Chaos™️#ughhh im thinking about Them

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im-a-goner-foryou · 3 months

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Nicee

#*awakens from my two year hiatus* I sense a disturbance in the force #robert downey jr #tom holland

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stevieharringtonwifeguy · 1 year

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eddie comes out as a trans woman and stevies internally like. uh oh.

and then eddie's like yeah im still pretty butch tho so i don't think im gonna like. femme it up too much. and then stevies like oh thank fuck. i mean you do you and i always love and support you but if you went Full Femme you'd literally be nancys twin and i wouldnt have the strength to withstand robins bullying if she found out i ended up dating a carbon copy of my ex

#across town robin straightens up like. i sense a disturbance in the force. stevie just dodged a fuckn bullet #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #transfem eddie munson #left it ambiguous but even if steve hasn't bred transed here yet. She Will Be #t4t steddie #also transfem eddie and nancy standing next to each other like the before and after of a movie makeover #they go as both versions of that girl from the breakfast club for halloween one year #it has taken until now to realise my phone autocorrected been to bred #assigned breeding kink by siri she knows me so well

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drlettuce · 1 year

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Arthur: Gwaine does Merlin seems chipper to you????

Gwaine: umm I guess??? Why do you ask sire??

Arthur: it's weird it's like he seems nicer

Gwaine: Merlin always nice tho

Arthur: no like nicer than usual

Gwaine: well if it helps I heard he's courting someone

Arthur: Merlin???? Courting someone???? And what maiden would ever want Merlin?????

Gwaine: well sire if you should know many maiden has fallen for Merlin's charms and in fact I heard he's courting isn't even a maiden

Arthur: what??? Who is he?!?!

Gwaine:well I heard he's a king

Arthur:a king ?!? And where on earth would Merlin find the time to court a king ??? What else??????????

Gwaine:well I heard he's blonde has blue eyes and his signature color is red

Arthur: Blonde??? are u sure because as far as I remember my father told me I was the only blonde noble men

Gwaine: well oh sire I'm Afraid I said too much perhaps i should stop

Arthur: Gwaine don't you dare I'm am your king and you will answer me right now!!!!!

Gwaine ok fineeeeee.......... he's name is Arthur

Arthur:*whispering* fuck he's name is also Arthur how the hell am I supposed to complete with that??????

Gwaine:..........

Gwaine: well I guess Merlin has a thing for idiots

#Merthur #bbc merlin #Merlin: i sense a disturbance of force #oblivious Arthur #Arthur is such an idiot I don't know how he managed to survive this long #i feel like i made Gwaine sound smart here #whateve

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boxfullaturtles · 4 months

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Rest for the Weary

A "Made to Suffer and to Love" Vignette

Donatello isn't doing great since his double mutation. He doesn't feel like himself. He feels like a monster.

This was originally conceptualized as a comic. But I don't really have the time to commit to that, and I really wanted to tell this little story. So you get a mini fic instead.

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His family is laughing.

The sight fills him with a warm relief, the familiarity soothing to the tiny lump of worry that has been sitting in his stomach. He doesn’t know why he was worried, he only knows he was and it was about them. He worries about them so much.

But Leo has an arm draped over Mikey’s shoulders and is leaning over him with a broad grin on his face. And Mikey is battering playfully at him with loud sunshine laughter, shoving playfully at his older brother. Raph is looming over both of them with a grin that says he’s two seconds away from scooping them up into his arms. Splinter is shaking his head with a fond smile and April is encouraging their shenanigans with taunts and laughter. They are washed in sunlight, cast in a warm and golden glow, the perfect picture of family.

Donnie grins as he makes to follow them. He moves to step out of the shade and into the sun, only to be pulled up short by a sharp tug on his arm.

He frowns, turning to see what’s stopped him. There’s a thick, steel manacle clamped around his wrist, the heavy chain attached to it stretched taut. Donnie follows the chain back to a sturdy wall where the chain is mounted and his breath catches.

Why is he chained up?

He turns back to face his family, to reach out to them, but there’s another pull and another rattle of metal. His other arm is in chains now. Donnie thrashes, yanking on the chains, skin chafing beneath the cuffs. There are chains on his ankles and then around his neck and he’s trapped, shackled to a wall and his family is only a few feet away in the sun!

There are heavy black bars between him and his still laughing family.

He’s in a cage.

He’s in a cage and his family is right there!

Donnie calls out to them, but his voice comes out in roar, an animal shriek. There are no words, only noise. He tries again, tries to shout his brothers’ names, but again comes the unearthly, horrifying cries. He sounds like a wild beast, a stranger. No one turns to look at him.

His eyes burn and he heaves against the cuffs, straining his shoulders, pulling with all his might.

His family is farther away. They’re leaving! They’re walking away and they’re leaving him behind! He screams and cries, he begs for them to turn and see him. But they keep walking away into the sunlight and leave Donnie alone in the shadows of the cage. He screams in despair, collapsing to his knees on a floor covered in straw. Tears streak down his face as he howls and sobs. He’s in a cage, chained up like some animal, stripped of everything he owns and left to rot here.

He’s alone. He’s been abandoned. He’s a monster. He can’t blame them. He hurts so much. He...he…

Donatello jerks awake with a mournful wail.

The room is dark and big and his cry echos, bouncing back to him without an answer.

He sniffs at the air, shuffling across his nest and twisting his head around to try and see in the dark. There are the lingering scents of his family, of Raph’s terrarium and of the snapper himself. Mikey’s scent is the most recent and there’s a pile of blankets and a pillow on the couch. But there’s no one there now. Donnie is alone.

The nest of blankets and soft things feels cold and lonely. Donnie presses his big, awkward hands over his snout to try and keep the desperate whine of loneliness and terror inside. He’s shivering, each breath he takes comes in as a shuddering gasp, and despite his size, he’s feeling so very, very small. He’s so caught up in the dregs of the nightmare and awful feelings that he doesn’t notice the light patter of feet on the concrete floor.

“Dee?”

Mikey’s voice startles him and he looks up quickly. Mikey’s hovering a foot away, worry on his face, the light from his phone stinging Donnie’s watering eyes. Donnie swallows the lump in his throat and can’t stop himself from shooting a glance from the empty couch and back to Mikey.

“Ah, sorry, I know you don’t really like having to sleep out here so, uh, I dunno, I got kinda sad and wanted to keep you company,” Mikey shrugs with a small smile, “I just ran to the bathroom real quick, sorry if I woke you up…” He shifts, tilting his head, his expression scrunching up in concern, “...are you okay, Donnie?”

Donnie’s not sure how to articulate with his limited ability to communicate just how much it means to him that Mikey is here. He’s not sure how to explain how the nightmare feels too much like something that can still happen, how waking up alone in the dark is starting to become one of his worst fears. He doesn’t know how to say how much his brothers mean to him.

So he just shuffles over a little in his nest and lifts his arm in a silent invitation.

Mikey’s smile bursts into a megawatt sunbeam.

He tosses his phone onto the couch and dives into Donnie’s nest, squirming around until he’s situated himself snuggling against Donnie’s side. When Mikey beams up at him, Donnie makes a great show of rolling his eyes and huffing before he settles back down.

The blankets feel a lot warmer with Mikey laying next to him.

He closes his eyes and lets his breathing fall into a steady pattern. Mikey’s breathing next to him lulls him back to sleep.

And if Donnie wakes up again from another nightmare, this time he doesn’t wake up alone.

#raph in his terrarium thing on the other side of the couch: i sense a disturbance in the force... (goes back to sleep)#mtsatl fic #sage writes turtles #rottmnt #donnie #mikey

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favesgrave · 5 months

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hey so what kind of effect would having only half of your soul revived when the other half is left behind in the departed realm cause

#because in s8-9 garmadon’s sorta zombie-like i think #what is going on with sensei g’s soul 😭#garmadon: i sense a disturbance in the force (moments before one of the worst things ever happens to him)#cut this man some slack my goodness #anyways i might touch on this in a fic #sons of garmadon #ninjago hunted #ninjago sons of garmadon #ninjago season 8 #ninjago season 9 #ninjago #emperor garmadon #lord garmadon #garmadon #sensei garmadon

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bbnibini · 10 months

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So he /is/ capable of cooking. He just chooses not to. 🤡

from intimacy call lvl 25

#i love how he was so scared of mc's reaction like this isn't the first time this happened #my mans gaslighting out of desperation #maybe barbatos even got involved #i bet Barbatos sensed a disturbance in the force once the kitchen in Cocytus Hall exploded...again #obey me #obey me nightbringer #blurbs #this guy literally is that lady who says everybody's so creative'#worst nightmare lmao

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likesdoodling · 10 months

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Anyone who reads the prepubs will know exactly what this is about. If you haven't, this isn't really a spoiler, but feel free to apply it to any of the chaos gremlin's rampages. :)

This was definitely one of my favourite chapters so far.

potential spoiler for part 5 vol 5-

(This is about the 'conversation' 'beat down' 'annihilation' of a certain blonde 'negotiator' who definitely underestimated his opponent-)

:D:D:D

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tennessoui · 4 months

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A more perfect union was supposed to be fun 🥺 why are they so bad at this. I wouldn't have them any other way but now I'm having feelings about obiwan changing the door code 😭

obi-wan’s probably having the MOST feelings about changing the door code 😭

next chapter does feature Quinlan Vos, a kit fic favorite, so i do like to imagine that in the time between anakin leaving to get Dex’s and coming back to find the door code changed, obi-wan calls up Quinlan for emotional intervention because Quinlan knows way too much about obi-wan’s unhealthy relationship with his padawan and is the only person in the temple who doesnt think anakin and obi-wan are married

and Quin’s the good friend who takes charge of the situation and tells him to change the locks and really actually start moving on from Skywalker and getting distance because this is just making obi-wan sad and it’s clear anakin is never going to leave his wife so obi-wan needs to temper his feelings and move. on.

#asks #obikin #Quinlan: this feels toxic #obi-wan: have you considered that I like toxic if the only other option is great change #change that involves ripping myself apart from my padawan #Quinlan: ok new plan. let’s get you a new padawan.#Anakin sensing disturbance in the force all the way from padmes: I have to go right now immediately

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jrueships · 4 months

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is that tags post about zach wilson or joe burrow I can't tell 😭