#i ship you with...

[batman-dc-imagines]

Hey there :)) can I ask for a ship pls with a male or female character (or one of each) from the Gotham TV series, if you don't mind 😊

Rightio info, idk what really to say here that would be useful but don't worry I shall spare you the nitty gritty lol

Info:

female, early twenties, catholic, infj, introverted and quiet, I love music-all kinds from eminem to the temptations though I particularly love jazz and blues and nightwish, my fav albums that are kind of recent ish are disco by kylie minogue, hackney diamonds by the rolling stones and love for sale by lady gaga & tony bennet. My fav perfume is elizabeth arden blue grass and miss dior rose n roses. I love clothes and collect vintage clothing my ideal fashion aesthetic is the 1930s tho I'm not immune to a 50s circle skirt and pearls, 70s fashion is pretty cool too. I'm a librarian. Fav authors are agatha christie, donna tartt, tolkien, jules verne and h.g wells. My hobbies are pretty much just reading and listening to music. I'm irish and not to be stereotypical but swear a lot which I'm now finding embarrassing so I'm trying to stop as I find when every second sentence isn't filled with curses my mood is generally better. I like doing things alone like going to cafes, long evening walks in the dark and cold, going to the theatre. I really like November don't know why it's just my fav month.

~I've talked a mile there so I'll shush now, apologies that you have to read all that ♡

A/N: Please give feedback if anyone thinks this is ooc for Jerome. Also apologies if I didn’t fit everything you said about yourself down below.

I ship you with...

Jerome Valeska!

Y’all make a pretty good pair.

Even one another out.

Yin and Yang type stuff.

He has a showman complex and ego so expect to be put in the spotlight with him without warning.

He’ll do his best to reassure you in any situation he puts the two of you in.

If you discuss with him privately that you don’t like it, he’ll try persuasion and reassurance on you.

All he wants to do is help you overcome this “introvertness” and feel confident in the presence of others.

In the end though, he’ll drop it if you seriously don’t want to change.

Your happiness is pretty important to him, surprisingly enough.

He might not be perfect at it but I feel like he tries to dance with you to some jazz music.

Any music for that matter.

He might be a bit sloppy when it comes to dancing since he’s never danced with someone before but he tries.

Obsessed with your fashion aesthetic.

Like the old cartoon where his eyes bulge and his mouth drops to the floor.

In a positive way.

Depending on the day and his mood, he’ll go out with you to different stores to find vintage clothes or send a group of his followers to go steal some for you.

Again it all depends.

Reading isn’t his favorite thing in the world but with you it is.

He’ll lay his head on your lap and observe your face while you read aloud.

Inappropriate comments and laughs are made.

Finds it hot when you swear.

Especially when mad.

Unless it’s at him of course.

Not saying he would encourage you to swear but he wouldn’t discourage it either.

If you tell him you’re going for a walk while it’s pitch black outside, expect him to accompany you.

If you try and reassure him that you want to go alone, you’re either going to be followed by his most trusted followers or forced to stay home with him.

He’s made a lot of enemies and he doesn’t want you being a target if he can help it.

#batman rogues x reader #batman rogues #dcu #gotham x reader #batman villians x reader #gotham #batman villains #gotham imagine #I ship you with... #gotham jerome #jerome valeska x you #jerome x reader #jerome valeska x reader #jerome valeska

[underoospeterparker]

hiya love!

- 🍩 (marauders please)

i'm 5'9 (tall gal) and i've got curves for days (thighs of thunder fr, it’s one of my biggest insecurities), i’m a brunette with curtain bangs (wavy long hair)

adhd 🤝 dyslexia, i go from quite chatty to reserved quite often (i love a comfortable silence)

i love reading, video games, baking, movies (the cinema is one of my favourite places)

welcome to my 300 celebration!

hi! thanks for requesting- by the way, i saw your other ask so this is based on both :)

i ship you with sirius black! ( this is for anon 1 )

a. although sirius doesn't seem like an avid reader, he still accompanied you to the library whenever you wanted to go. one time, you even managed to convince him to read one of your favourites.

"this is it," you'd whispered, not wanting to upset the strict librarian. sirius studied the cover, a confused look on his face. "and what is this supposed to be about again?" he asked, forgetting to keep his voice quiet. you giggled, a sharp burst of laugher that made sirius grin and the librarian glare at you from across the room. "why don't you read it and find out?" you responded, a soft smile etched on your features. he picked up the book and slung his arm around your shoulders as he did so. "i mean, if my favourite girl wants me to read it, then i guess I will." you buried your head in your shoulder to hide your blush.

b. sirius enjoyed listening to you ramble, and he was always in tune with your emotions. when you went quiet, he would fill in the gaps in the conversation, or just leave you in your silence. plus, he was into your gossip too.

"so then," you continued, almost out of breath. "luna and cho asked me to sit with them, and i told them 'why not?' but then guess who was there?" sirius gasped, his mouth forming into an O. "no. she wasn't." you laughed, then said, "she was." he laughed. "what'd you say to her, then?" he paused. "you told her something terrible, didn't you?" stifling another laugh, you whispered, "i told her to go to hell." he stared at you for a second, and the two of you dissolved into giggles, everyone staring at you as they walked past. once sirius wiped the imaginary tears from his eyes, he murmured, "that's my girl."

c. you and sirius were both wary of touch, but tended to seek comfort in each other whenever you needed it. you knew he would always be there for you no matter what happened.

"siri?" you called to him, voice quiet. although you never wanted to disturb him, he'd made you promise you'd talk to him whenever you were feeling down. he shut his charms book and turned to look at you, a soft smile on his face. "you okay, sweetheart?" getting up from the desk, he climbed onto the bed with you, wrapping his arms around your frame. even though you were around the same height, he enveloped you in a hug that made you feel safe. you sighed, a happy one that lifted your chest. "thank you." your boyfriend pressed a kiss to your forehead. "of course."

#sirius black x reader #sirius black #sirius x you #sirius x reader #sirius orion black #the marauders #fluff #300 celebration #300 followers #i ship you with... #headcanons #reader insert

[sangled]

shipping win! they have different but equally terrible coping mechanisms

#sangspeaks #sketches #shipping meme #ship dynamic #tumblr exclusive folks. do you wanna know a secret #whenever i haven't posted or drawn in a bit #i make a quick art meme like this and scamper away #and it's usually a hit #this shit's easy all i gotta draw is bald people

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

#shipping #this is about a lot of ships #so I’m gonna tag a few #zosan #zolu #destiel #radioapple #I’m not saying you can’t play around with these themes man #I just feel like they’re shoehorned in so often #lawlu #davekat #pepsicola #sabriel #lgbt #fandom #dirkjake #10k #20k #1k

[zkyeline]

a couple of eepies

#atsv #spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #pavitr prabhakar #chaipunk #people are so fast with all their ship names! #i read them as platonic but tag however you like #art #fan art #atsv fanart #redraw #yeap I draw over that one pic

[officialmisha]

no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity

#we used to be a proper country #or something #this post is brought to you by me coming back from work and being like okay what now 🧍🏻‍♂️ #i mean obviously i have stuff to do but these are just chores and what i need what i have been programmed to need is a 40 minute long #episode of stupid cw show with a gay ship that's never gonna go canon... :((( #tumblr #fandom

[rapidashrider]

The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.

#ship what you want #but my god #the STRENGTH I must have #anyway go forth and bless what brings you joy #(but also you are wrong about it)

[astraystayyh]

this post actually broke my heart.

#i can't believe more than ten thousands children were killed #and yet we are still grappling on whether israel is commiting a genocide #i can't believe how inhumane some people can be #how cargo ships matter more than human life #fuck you if you still support israel #if you still excuse it if you still think of “two sides” #fuck you genuinely i wish you nothing but pain for the rest of your miserable life #palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack #imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother #random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother #bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was #but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that? #anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week #this has been weighing on me for ten years #im almost tempted to blaze this post

[yoggybloggy]

#christ lord ive had enough. yes i shouldve said outside america #but like 5 amending comments and edit to the original post thousands of notes ago #yet only like 2 of you seem to think 'hmmmmm maybe op has already heard about canada's shipping rates a billion times in the tags!'

[hjbender]

The Four Discoursemen

#fandom #discourse #shipping #antis #four horsemen of the apocalypse #hjbedit #i had an epiphany #you might call it a—revelation

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies' #note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either? #edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it' #but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion? #i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

[underoospeterparker]

🍩 - DOUGHNUT

hi!! marauders pls :)

i’m 5’2, on the thicker side, brown curly hair w bangs, brown eyes.

i love music (playing guitar and listening to it). i’m “musically gifted” by that i mean i pick up instruments easy. i love 5sos, inhaler, the 1975, bowie. i also have a record collection and love to read books. my fav book is a little life.

i love cities, traveling, going to concerts, amusement parks.

i love movies and tv shows (and physically going to the movies). i love coraline, wall-e, harry potter (duh), austin powers, and silly 2000s comedy’s like grown ups and bench warmers.

i’m pretty shy to new people, but i get outgoing once i get to know you.

welcome to my 300 followers celebration!

i ship you with james potter!

you and remus would definitely connect, with your shared interests and all, but it would end up being you and james who would be in a relationship- here's why i think so:

a. you and james both love travelling. cities, islands, countrysides: you love seeing them all. in fact, your first vacation together was probably the most memorable one.

"james," you groaned, turning to look at your boyfriend. "this can't be it, right?" james looked almost constipated as he tried so hard not to laugh, the poor guy. "this is it," he said, voice choked up. "our room." the two of you stared at each other for a good minute before you both burst out laughing, the kind where you clutched your stomachs and couldn't breathe. you were wheezing and james looked like he was dying as the two of you rolled around on the dirty motel floor. once you caught your breath, you started laughing again.

b. james would take his sweet time getting to know you. he'd be seeing you around hogwarts, laughing with your friends or head buried in a book, or sharing glances with him across the room.

"hey," he'd once said, taking a seat right next to you in the library. "what're you doing?" you looked at him for a good second, wondering why he had chosen to sit next to you. "just the potions homework," you said under your breath. "great," he gave you a bright smile, one that made you almost swoon in your chair. "maybe we can work on it together?" you returned the smile, and he fell for you right then and there. you didn't smile much to new people, and once he saw yours, he was done for. "of course."

c. you and james would go to the movies together, almost every other weekend. whatever was on, the two of you would be there; sharing a bucket of popcorn and whispering to each other.

"james?" you whispered in the quiet of the cinema, tugging on his arm. "yeah, sweetheart?" he murmured, pulling you closer to him. you were glad it was dark, because you were definitely blushing. "what do you think would happen if we walked in front of the screen, screamed, and then just ran out?" your boyfriend stifled a laugh, pressing a kiss to your head. "wanna try it out and see what happens?"

#james potter fic #james potter x reader #james x you #james x reader #james potter fanfiction #james potter #fluff #300 followers #300 celebration #i ship you with... #headcanons #reader insert

[givemeureyes]

day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.

#I AM GOING INSANE #what am i supposed to do?? #’you should work on your WIP’ NO I CANTTT #‘ read actual books on your real bookshelf’ NUH UH #ao3 #archive of our own #i’m tagging ships #malec #destiel #hannigram #jonmartin #tomgreg #kenstewy #imagine all the fics i could be reading rn

[vistarya]

May I have this dance, Mrs Tims?

#sorry guys I know yall want to ship him with the party but I’m a chilchuck x his estranged wife truther and I’m making content for ME!!!! #I’m an advocate for wife guy chilchuck. I think he loves his wife!!! I think he wants to fix his family!!! #life’s too short when you’re a half foot to waste it arguing with the ones you love and I think he’s learned that #chilchuk tims #chilchuck’s wife #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #art #illustration #sketch

[oobbbear]

I want to post this here too because I’ve seen it happen a few times

Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use

#bearz rambling tag #no it’s not really possible to let everyone who uses this term to change #because as far as I know this is the most common word with use on Chinese websites #I didn’t know that pairing are called ‘ship’ here #like why would I even know that #‘ship’ makes zero sense to me #it took me a while to learn the fandom language people speak here #it’s hard #give people time #shipping culture is very different too #Like on Chinese site you HAVE to clarify the Top and the Bottom of this ship in the ship name #it is very very important to them #people who like the same ship but with different Top Bottom preference will fight till no end #imagine how confused I was when I first got here #where there’s no top bottom differences #it’s not really a smut thing #it’s more a dynamic thing #AxB and BxA is very different #oh I can talk so much about the differences on fandom cultures #if ya are interested in more please feel free to ask #it’s very interesting to me #I wanna talk about it