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#i simply think the way starbucks fucks up names is so comically amusing
crescentfool · 3 years
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tired college student goro akechi orders a drink from frostbucks. except this visit goes a *bit* different than usual 👀
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day 4 of shuake week 2021, featuring the prompt coffee! (akechi’s full rant for the third page under the cut!)
“a catchy gore oh?” you have to be the most insufferable barista i’ve ever met. how did you exponentially fuck up the spelling of my name? i know that frostbucks is notorious for misspelling the names of their loyal clients, but damn! i suppose i was mistaken to believe that you would have some semblance of sanity in this godforsaken world. and here i was thinking that i finally found a tolerable barista to be around. do you have any idea how important it is to me that i find someone that i can tolerate? it’s incredibly significant. you see, i was a cursed child. my father discarded me and my childhood was a living hell. and do you know what that means? it means that i’ve seen plenty of bullshit in this trivial life of mine. yet somehow, this mistake somehow manages to take first place in being the biggest piece of shit i’ve ever seen. how do you fuck up my name that badly? you’ve spelled my name correctly on every visit prior to today, so what prompted you to pull this stunt off? you’ve left me sorely disappointed, kurusu. do better.
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