#i slept through the class

[theloveinc]

sugar daddy Bakugo is so funny b/c if he's paying your tuition he's getting mad if you don't go to class

#bakugo #he asks to go out one night and ur like #'i have class ill just skip tho' and he's like. um. actually i don't wanna go out anymore that night lets try saturday #UR SO SEE THROUGH SIR #u tell him u caught a cold and missed two days and he's asking what assignments you missed #you dont want his help bc he's mean but he's trying to help LMFAOOO #this is so funny to me #anyway i was hecka late to class and when i woke up (slept thru my alarm) i texted my friend if it was still worth it to go #and she was just 'yes' GIRL PLEASE #but she bought me starbucks so i forgive her #anyway #good morning ! #shii posts #gen

[linkerbell]

I think I’m just weak for @bamsara ‘s writing cause their newest fic, Celestial Omens, is pretty neat too. 👁👁

Since siren aus are one of my faves I just had to draw the boys.😳

#moon drop #sun drop #five nights at Freddy’s #celestial omens #bamsara #solar lunacy #fnaf security breach #my art #siren au #they’re so smol #just baby #i finished this at 5 am and then slept through my last class before finals week :) #its fine #mermay

[wheels-of-despair]

Werewolf Children Pairing: Eddie Munson x You Summary: The first time Eddie spent the night with Evil Woman, it was kind of an accident… Contains: Lunar insomnia, mentions of supernatural creatures... is napping together a love language? Words: 1.6k

"Another rough one, Werewolf Child?"

You grumble into your cereal as your mom enters the kitchen and pours herself a cup of coffee.

"Last night should've been the worst of it, maybe you'll get some sleep tonight."

"A girl can dream… or maybe she can't," you giggle. You're in the 'I'm Funny' stage of sleep deprivation now. School should be fun.

You've had trouble sleeping during the full moon - and sometimes, a few days before - since you could remember. When you were little, you used to escape your crib and explore your room. Now, you mostly listen to music on your headphones or lie there and overthink. Your eyes are usually too tired to read by the time the moon is actually full.

But as your mother said, last night should've been the worst of it. You were looking forward to going to bed tonight… you just have to get through a full day of school first.

Eddie was a little late picking you up. He greeted you with a wave and a yawn when you slid into the passenger seat of his van.

"Werewolf problems?" you asked as he backed out of the driveway.

"Huh?"

"Is the full moon keeping you awake?"

"Is it a full moon?"

"…yes."

"Maybe? Is that a thing?"

"Yeah. They call it lunar insomnia. Mom calls it lycanthropy. Says I'm a Werewolf Child."

"I always thought of you as more of a vampire," he smirks, looking over at you with half-lidded eyes.

"Either way, I'm gonna bite you if you don't keep your eyes on the damn road."

"Don't threaten me with a good time," he mumbles, looking forward and taking a swig of his Mello Yello.

Despite his lateness, you still have a few minutes to loiter in the parking lot before you have to go inside the fluorescent halls of Hawkins High.

You stand in a circle with the other Hellfire members who have gathered there at Eddie's usual parking spot, vaguely aware that they're discussing something nerdy that happened on TV last night. You're too tired to care. Eddie places his hands on your hips and moves you a few steps to the side, then pulls you back against him, sandwiching himself between you and the van. He rests his chin on your shoulder and wraps his arms around your middle. You lean your head against his and place your hands over his, feeling your eyes grow heavier…

And then the fucking bell rings, making you both jump. The jolt gives you enough energy to get to your first class, but you feel yourself fading again as soon as you sit down. You're used to this; you can make it. Or at least fake it. Eddie is not so skilled in the art of functioning on very little sleep.

He props his elbows on the table and puts his head in his hands. You look at the clock, then at his bloodshot eyes. You suspect he hasn't blinked since the first bell rang.

"Go to sleep, I'll wake you up when the announcements are over."

"Can't sleep here. Not around these fuckers," he grumbles.

"Nobody's gonna fuck with you while I'm here. Go ahead, you've got," you look at the clock again, "13 minutes."

He scoots closer to you, crosses his arms on top of the table, and drops his head into them. His hair covers his face. You lean your elbow on the table and prop up your head, looking down at him. Your free hand instinctively disappears into Eddie's hair and begins lightly scratching his scalp. He moans and scoots closer, and you watch him with a smile as you ignore the drone of the morning announcements.

"Alright, lovebirds, it's time for learning!"

You heave a sigh at the teacher's teasing and extract your hand from Eddie's hair, giving him a light double-tap on the back as a sign to get up. He pulls himself upright and stares ahead, eyes unfocused.

Somehow, you made it through 'til lunch. You sat at the designated freak table and watched Eddie walk into four different people on his way to you. He looks like a zombie.

You don't even let him sit. "Come on," you order, standing up and turning him around and pushing him toward the door. He doesn't even have the strength to argue. When you exit the cafeteria doors, you head toward the van.

"Is this a lunch time quickie?" he asks, a little perkier.

"It's a 20 minute nap, dweeb."

"That works," he yawns, "too."

He opens the van's back door, shoves some junk (sorry, "necessary band equipment") out of the way, and waits for you to crawl in. You lie on your back with a balled up sweatshirt for a pillow. Eddie claims his favorite pillow: you. With his head on your chest, you reach up to set the alarm on your watch.

"Alright Munson, we have 21 minutes to sleep, then 3 minutes to cram food in our faces on our way back to class."

"Kay," he mumbles into your chest. In less than a minute, he's snoring lightly. You allow yourself to close your eyes for a few seconds too... well, it felt like seconds. The beeping of your watch jolted you awake.

"Nooo," he whines, nuzzling closer.

"Come on, two more classes, then we're free." You'd love nothing more than to just go back to sleep, but you have a quiz next period, and Eddie doesn't need to be missing any classes either. "Move it, Munson." He gets up with a grumble, and you both wolf down a sandwich and chug a can of pop on your way back inside.

You part ways with a "see you at three" and wait for the caffeine to kick in. Two more classes. You can do this.

Somehow, you did. You might have even gotten a decent grade on that quiz. But Eddie's so dead when he stumbles over to his locker, you're amazed he's still standing.

"Keys."

"Hm?"

"Give me your keys. Zombies don't drive."

"You sure you can handle her?"

"She'll behave for me, if she knows what's good for her." You smirk at each other, he shoves a few things into his locker, and you return to the parking lot.

"You guys okay?" your brother asks, already there waiting.

"We're fine."

"You sure? I can drive if you want."

"No!" you both shout. He holds up his hands in defeat and gets in the back with a grumble.

You get in, maneuver the massive hunk of metal out of the parking lot and onto the road, and miraculously make it home without incident. Eddie's leaning his face against the window when you park. You reach over and give his leg a tap, and he jumps.

"C'mon," you order. You stuff his keys in his jacket pocket, and he follows you inside.

"If we're not awake by time for Mom to get home, come yell," you instruct your brother, who salutes sarcastically before ducking his head into the fridge to hunt for a snack.

When you get to your room, you grab two pairs of sweats from a drawer and throw one at Eddie. He misses, and bends to pick them up. You're out of your jeans and jackets in seconds. You lose your bra, set the alarm on your watch, crawl into bed, and wait for him to join you. Ignoring your pillow, he settles his head on your chest again. Not that you mind. You pull the covers over him, kiss the top of his head, and let it all fade to black.

When you wake, it takes a moment to realize where you are. The first sleep after the full moon is always the deepest. Once you remember what day it is, and why Eddie's laying on top of you, you stretch a little. You'd been in this same position for hours, and your body was not happy about it.

"Time'sit?" Eddie mumbles into your chest.

You bring up your watch arm and squint at the tiny glowing numbers.

"Shit, it's almost six, Mom'll be home any minute!"

You both fly out of bed and back into your jeans.

"You wanna stay for dinner?" you ask, trying to smooth your hair in the mirror.

"Nah, your mom's probably sick of me, I'm good to drive." He shrugs his jacket back on. "Look okay?"

"Always," you grin, pulling him in for a quick kiss. "Alright, look innocent."

You approach your bedroom door… and find a note taped to the back of it. Hadn't you left it open when you came in?

You two were so cute, I couldn't bear to wake you.

Eddie, I called your uncle and told him you were out cold. If you happen to see this before dawn, you're welcome to stay the rest of the night.

There's meatloaf in the fridge, and a deer carcass from last month's hunt in the freezer if you little monsters are hungry.

Sweet dreams, Werewolf Children.

You look from the note to Eddie… and then at your watch… and then you rush to the window. It's pitch black outside. You chuckle darkly.

"Eddie, it's six o'clock in the fucking morning."

You're both hit by a fit of giggles, and cover your mouths to try and quiet them.

"No wonder I feel so rested," he grins after he's recovered.

"Well… you wanna stay for breakfast?"

"Might as well," he laughs, taking his jacket back off.

Your mother and brother were very relieved to find that the Werewolf Children had chosen pancakes and sausage over the deer carcass.

#writings of despair #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #i could never sleep in school #don't trust none of y'all motherfuckers #wonder if that pretty stoner guy who slept through every class ever graduated...

[willowfey]

starting to think maybe waking up with an anxiety stomachache every single morning and then needing to spend the entire day trying to get rid of said anxiety just to maybe have a few minutes in the evening of feeling relaxed before going to bed is perhaps not normal

#the first thing i do when i become conscious is check my phone to make sure nothing terrible happened to anyone i love while i slept #i never ever ever have plans and if anyone Else has plans i feel sick with anxiety until they’re back from them #if i have smth planned that week i feel completely tense and on edge until it happens #i didn’t used to be like this i hate hate hate it #i used to feel safe in my little house in the forest where i knew everyone in town and knew my way around with my eyes shut #it’s still the only place in the world i feel safe. that’s so unfair #my separation anxiety is ridiculous. if my mom goes to the store and doesn’t answer a text right away i start panicking #if my sister goes to a class or smth idk what to do with myself until she gets back #if i’m in the shower or have the fan on or headphones in suddenly i’ll think i hear someone shouting and i’ll have to quickly turn it off #ever since i moved here it’s been getting worse. i don’t feel safe here to begin with i feel so out of place it’s unreal #but then covid and trauma with my mother’s health and my uncle dying and multiple relatives getting sick and things happening to my friends #i know i have ptsd from very specific things that happened and i live on a hospital path so every day i hear sirens #and every time i do it fully triggers an anxiety attack in me for at least an hour. and my mom too #since being here my hometown burned and friends i thought would never grow apart did and my brother moved out #i know a lot of that is just Being In Your Low Twenties but also some of my worst trauma has happened in the last handful of years and now #now i’m just always scared. always uneasy. always worried. never fully relaxed. never feel fully safe. & idk how to be myself through that #i’m always paranoid and i never trust people irl anymore. ppl my mom or sister meet. i am so suspicious of them constantly. #if anything small changes at all i can’t handle it. my ability to deal with change has gone so downhill #in the last 5 years of being here i realised i was autistic which led to me unmasking a bit and that. comes with pros & cons doesn’t it #my own health has declined. my body changed a lot in ways i wasn’t prepared for and i had to get rid of most of my comfort clothes #sometimes i just wanna sit on the ground and cry about it and not have to also be the one that picks myself back up. y’know??? #but at the very least i’d love to just wake up One Day w/o feeling sick with anxiety already. just one day i want to wake up feeling rested #i want to be myself again but can i start with not being scared? not being tired? i don’t know what to do anymore #i just watch my comfort videos and read my comfort fics and stay in my daydream world

[raytm]

what if I 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 wrote 🤯🤯🤯🤯 Dr ratio 🔬🔬🔬

#this is surely a joke #I slept through too many science classes to write someone that smart #ooc.

[watery-melon-baller]

me when my self sabatoging sabatoges me:

#i accidentally slept through my class and apparently our new project was a partner project and guess who's my partner (it's the fucking Guy) #so now I'm gonna have to work with him for a month and meet outside of class #this is going to go badly for a variety of reasons :) #trapped myself in a fucking romcom I'm so pissed I didn't even want to sleep through my class #tbh there's a good chance we would have been partners anyways cause I don't really have any friends in this class but #yay (suffering) #worst comes to worst if he does something weird I'm gonna go to the teacher #I have no clue if parnter selections were random or not and tbh idk what option would be better in this scenario #lilac post #anyways. im very frustrated

[nittroyreblogs]

After noticing that most people creating problems to our work flow by always bringing in ai comparisons are all higher up managers, as well as seeing couple of dischorse moments in art communities online

I found myself thinking about how we can kinda connect the way artists "ostracize" those who switch to AI from their communities to how class conscious regards class traitors

I kinda wish I could substantiate this statement more by bringing in some lit and writing a short essay on it but I cant because I have absolutely no time outside of my creative field work that prassures me like... A l o t lately lol 🙃🙃🙃

#fuck ai art #anti ai #surviving capitalism #uni sociology classes I slept through due to adhd taught me that to every irritating social wave of something #there's a way to analyze it through marxist length #🫡 #/j ofc #but if serious I'm sure there's many way to analyze the current situation through sociological lenses and it won't be pretty #if only I had time #also honestly not in the mood to argue or debate rn tbh #just thinking #thinking a lot

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

bro stop being priveleged and making ur life difficult its always the people who have no problems that make some for themselves talking abt intersex NO ONE CARES !!!

????? i am intersex?? also what are you even saying

#i think u either have the wrong person #or slept through all your writing classes #asks #intersexism #i think??? idek wtf anon is saying tbh

[mosstrades]

Most out of touch Thursday ive had in a long time /pos

#went to a queer discussion circle at a bar last night and stayed out til 2am on a wednesday bc trans ppl are the best conversationalists #got accidentally a bit too drunk (local man orders a 7-fucking-euro pint on accident and drinks it all out of spite for the wasted money) #(im still mad) #slept through my morning classes. had lunch #went to my afternoon classes hungover. hyperfixated delightfully on philosophy of sciences til i had a #sugar drop that almost made me pass out. bought a bagel. went to therapy #and now its 23.36 and i havent started my paper for tomorrow morning bc ive been listening to the kill james bond podcast and drinking tea #god damn i love university #not doing this again though #word weaving #alcohol cw #nick.txt

[peachcitt]

peach of the citt you are so epic you are so cool

anon of the ymous you are so sweet you are so nice

#anon #ask #great way to start my morning :’) #in other news MAN im sleepy. i slept TOO good to the point where now all i want to go to sleep #unfortunately wednesdays are my longest day of the week so fuckin goddamn #im sure it’ll be fine after lunch tho. but right now i want to put my head down and sleep through all my classes #students walk in and im face down at my desk with a sign scribbled on notebook paper saying ‘check google classroom’ #on google classroom there’s their assignments and an announcement from me that says ‘im sleeby’

[andy-clutterbuck]

#HE #Andrew Lincoln #* #andygifs #G L A S S E S #i wear glasses and i don't get the power they have but THEY DO #so cool that he's next to the word Handsome in the dictionary #shoutout to nigel and laura for giving their son his face #rogue neck fuzzies 💙 #cute lil bright white patches #big 'professor whose class i wouldn't have slept through' energy for some reason #blessed by the hair gods tbh #you know those sticky hands toys from the store quarter machines? #that'd be my existence

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: I know how this works and you’re not the one who talks, you’re just a party planner. One of you is supposed to have the guts to speak up instead of hiding behind this chick. One of you has to have the balls to say something to me. Do you? Any of you?

Everyone: …

Person A: Okay. Great intervention. I have been intervened upon. I will see you tomorrow.

#source: private practice #source: grey’s anatomy #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes ideas #incorrect quotes prompts #idk this just reminded me so much of my last intervention #everyone said their piece and then obviously the one between my 5 friends that i was closest to and i spoke in privately #i lied through my teeth to all of them. but after that i was much much more careful ab how high i got around ppl i know #cause before that i was very careless and there was an incident ™ #in which i took too much morphine and slept through all our classes and had to be woken up and guided back upstairs so i could go home lol #ANYWAY. sorry i’m oversharing i’m drunk #like amelia said when /she/ went from oxy to wine (and im going from morphine to rum): i’m branching out!

[ringneckedpheasant]

either I imagined that my work schedule was changed so that I had to work tomorrow or it got changed back but either way the amt of relief I just experienced after setting all my evil alarms & then double checking my schedule >>>>>>

#was literally talking myself down from a panic attack earlier bc #I was supposed to be off from last thursday til tuesday #coworker walked out on friday & I agreed to take her sat shift #was violently ill in the morning & overextended myself so badly that I slept for 13 hours last night #slept through all my alarms. slept too late to take my adderall & antidepressants #& anyway. I have an exam & a bunch of homework due tuesday night that I thought I could get done over the weekend #& i’ve done exactly none of it. & i’ve already handed in too much stuff late that if I don’t get this exam done in time #the amt deducted from my grade Will make me fail the class

[antidisneyinc]

i can't believe that after seeing the green knight there was a horde of youtuber and redditor 'ending explained' termites saying the ending was ambiguous and asking if gawain died. that was my 'the curtains are blue' moment. some ppl really do need things said in baby speak

#yeah he smiled like santa claus said he did good and then killed him #you figured it out fellas #now i know you just slept through english class #the green knight

[transgenderenkidu]

im so fine right now. im normal, even

#i need to eat dinner but i cant do so because if i do i will cede the study room and theres NO fucking way i'll get work done anywhere else #so i have to wait for my roommates to get here so they can keep the room so i can go get dinner (and also so i dont ahve to write alone) #and aslo i cant take another ibuprofen on an empty stomach adn i am in so much pain rn #my luck has been so fucking ass the past couple of days #nearly fell in the pond and did drop my water bottle in it; scalded my hand while boil washing it; tripped on the way to one of my classes; #slept through astronomy this morning; they didnt have any coffee at the dining hall until after i left; spilled my second cup of coffee all #-over the table in the study room; AND i have a major essay and two homework assignments due tomorrow and an upcoming exam

[broke-on-books]

😍😍😍

#accidentally slept through my only class today #which whoops sorry. (my 9am english) #which kind of killed step 1 of a plan of mine but thats okay #anyways THEN i had to go downtown to pick up this award bc i forgot to show up to the ceremony like a dumb dumb #but the building was like a 25 minute walk and it was COLD (punishment for my dumb dumbness tbh) but anyways i got there early so i walked #around the block and then went inside and picked up my medal #and i was already far downtown so then i popped my head in a couple of stores as i slowly walked back #got a few things from target. new hair clip nail polish m&ms pens and then a mango. very excited to eat that either later today or tomorrow #then i popped in the calligraphy store and then the comic shop and looked around. saw some white ribbon in the calligraphy store which ive #been looking for but didnt get it because it was a bit wide and kind of expensive and i want a lot for my project idea #(want to write out some of my favorite poems on them in sharpie and then use it to accessorize) #and then i went to the comic shop and peeked around. saw a nubia issue and a few gl 2021s in the discount bin but i didnt get them bc #they were all middle issues and i havent read those books yet although i do want to someday bc my guys were in them. one of the gl 21s even #had simon on the cover so i was very !!!!!!!! thats my guy!!!!! #didnt buy anything there but i did ask the guy to make sure to order a copy of the spirit world tpb so ill stop by to get that in a few wks #and then i went to the bookstore cafe and got a cold brew and did a but of English there. they have tables in the stacks its nice. the one i #grabbed was just surrounded by old paperbacks of sci fi and thrillers lol. didnt see anything id read but recognized a few author names like #card (no enders game though) and the pern lady (idk her name i havent read it). anyways did half a blog post thats technically late (ill #backdate though dw) and then packed up and i grabbed a gyro from the halal cart on that block which i just finished back at my dorm <3333 #anyways good times. now im gonna try and spam some work and go to freaking trivia team for the first time in a month later. oops #blah #oh and i think the halal cart guy may have given me a free soda. unsure abt that though bc its possible it came with and i was just being #silly again. so anyways i had a ginger ale too