Jason's reaction to coming back from the dead after dying around 2015 and coming back in 2019 or even 2020 (Tim is about 20 and Jason is about 3 years older so Jason was born in 2000)
Jason: So what did I miss when I was... you know...
Damian: Unalive?
Jason: Come again?
Damian: We can't say the d-word anymore.
Jason: Okay... what else happened between 2016 and now?
Damian: David Bowie, Brexit vote, Pokémon, phones explode.
Barbara: Women marching, global warming, Russian hacking probe.
Harper: Venezuela, Stormy Daniels, Thanos dusting, Meghan Markle.
Duke: Hong Kong protests, Miles Morales, black hole photo.
Jason: Wait slow down—
Cullen: Parasite, quarantine, murder hornets, Cas and Dean.
Tim: Bitcoin, war in Ukraine, riot at the Capitol.
Cass: Algorithms, HRT, England lost their old queen.
Dick: Barbenheimer, free Palestine—hold on Jason, that’s not all!
Jason: *cocking his gun and leaving*
Everyone:
Steph: We didn’t start the fire.
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can the nation-people rpf shippers STOP posting their headcanons and fic in the main tag????? People use the main tag for REAL information and news about the reps!
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says the person wiht a link to their scotnor fics in their pinned
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did I say anything about NOT writing nation-people rpf AT ALL?? No?? I said to keep it out of the 👏MAIN👏 TAG. piss on the poor ass website I swear.
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Yo guys? I think one of the nation-people found this post. Mr France literally posted this an hour ago:
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NOT EVEN A THOUSAND NOTES??? I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN THIS EVERYWHERE
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🧭lostwanderer69
Hey uh........... did anyone tell the US rep that those panera bred lemonades are hella caffeinated??
🧟zombie--davie
how. how many did he drink?
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He's literally immortal he's fine.
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FUCKING 12????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He was in the middle of drinking lemonade 13 when he kicked the bucket. Some tiktoker was recording him on a Live
👑lotrmonarchist
apparently he was with m. Denmark. who. kept drinking more lemonades until the manager cut him off...
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P sure dude said once he ate hellebore like salad. Not surprised.
👑lotrmonarchist
i thought he only said that to make historians leave him alone
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No no, I believe it
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OK. Let's settle this.
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Anyone else notice he does this when some senator or w/e pisses him off?
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the fbi got him
#war thunder #nation people bs
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not the swifties acting racist af after mr. korea called taylor "that one a-pop artist" 💀💀💀
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me looking at the notes ONE FUCKING HOUR after i hit post:
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I'm convinced tswifts has mind control powers like how england sees fairies or miss belarus sees ghosts
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Everyone needs to stop spreading around that the nation people have magic powers it's been proven again and again that it's fake.
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realzombiedavie why'd you use an honorific for Miss Belarus but not Mr. England?
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Cuz I actually respect Miss Belarus lmao
#RIP to OPs notes #turning off my asks in case england stans come after me again
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Dear god wtf is up with all the colonizer/colony (or ex-colony) ships lately??! I know RPF is already a gray area morally, but can we at least not be gross about it?!
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This is some of the most low effort bait I've ever seen.
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Thanks for using my correct pronouns tho ig?
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the "schrodinger's country person" is sending me
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#negative tag #nation people mention #doesn't op write liechtenstein x reader? why's anon salty about the pruliech?
if anon's the person i'm thinking of, they selfship with Miss Liechtenstein and harrass anyone else that selfships with her or ships her with another cuntry-person
#oh god i'm p sure i know who anon is #hasn't staff termed them like 6 times? #how many accounts have they made?
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@ everyone asking me for the link here it is enjoy.
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