Fuck was it just me or did naruto glorify sasuke being a, i dont know what they were going for he had no personality. Oh sorry I meant no character. Itachi is a depressed A grader boye who needs a lot of therapy and maybe olivia rodrigo.
But like, theyre supposed to be the ideal good thing we strive to be.
Bitch I dont wanna be boring.
They look like they actually need help. Itachi is also a child soldier. Solely because "hes a prodigy" its considered legal. No hes still a child, he has all autonomy stripped from him, he does not live, he lives dying. Because his life is war. His life is taking orders. His life is not making even one decision that's motivated by himself. Sure, you can count him sparing sasuke, despite being bound by his position and his authoritatives. But he just lives to fight and then dies at 21. He got a house sure but hes dyin. Boy's dyin. But hey, thats life. You die. Fuck. If it were that simple, we'd just be machines. Not human beings. Thats not human. Literally. If itachi is supposed to be a person, hes a person who is unsurprisingly, existing in sheer agony. Let him live you fucks. Leave britney alone. Jesus christ.
Anyway stan deidara boye literally fights armless with a knife in his mouth do you know how hard that is no because none of yall have ever set foot in a fight of any kind. Even if you havent not many people can do this, its like, ancient archery vs modern archery. It used to be like a gunpowderless gun, ancient warriors could do so much shit with it that most of us have no idea how it works, today. Things we didn't even know we could possibly do with a fucking bow.
And here homeboy out fighting adaptively with a knife in his mouth and with literal clay. Hes murdering people with clay. How many of yall can murder people with clay. And on top of all he can do, be a successful icon artist man that tops the character fan fave poll the moment he dropped, like he was kazuha from genshin. He gone in a mothafuckin flash and people still rember him. He's just that iconic.
Like have any of you tried punching people with clay. Do you think that fucking works.
No.
If you do, clay fucking shatters. Clay is like the ego of a fuckboy, instant death on first hit.
If he makes it cement he can't mould it. You carve that shit like with a minecraft pickaxe, bitch.
Am not sure how the whole chakra thing even fucking works but its not a science. It's writer bia- okay fine. But assuming its basically the thing they use like the concept of mana to kill things and people i guess because killing people is all they do and for what FOR WHAT im going back to dragonball z that was some good shit yu gi oh seemed like good shit too but idk man i never watched or played it. Deidara motherfucking engineered a whole ass death robot made of clay powered by mana. How he do that i dont know. Fuck. Sasuke's just using an electric stick and summoning satan and satan gave him a, what was that? The tokyo ghoul appendage thingy. Hes becoming an eldritch fursona to beat this bitchboy. Thats so boring.
Just because deidara is, or has the capability and potential of a great warrior, doesnt mean he has to do something a certain way just because people want him to. Like, its understandable if they commissioned him. But they didnt even commission him they just kidnapped him somehow and left lol. He lives the life he wants. Hes not an idiot, a narcissist, a freak or a terrible person, for wanting what he wants.
The murder? Yeah that could be a discourse ngl.
Between the government that mongers war, radical violence everywhere, innocent people that arent really innocent, and bad people that arent exactly bad and dont get therapy at all ever, and just the world generally being on fire for seemingly no reason, who is he supposed to "side with". What would that help. He's just thinking for himself, and processing this as an individual and not because oh somebody told me this was right- like, why is it right then? Tell me this, or you will be cut like a throat in the 1800s by a hatpin.
Supposedly "bombing innocent towns" is just as bad as serving the akatsuki. The uchiha clan entire town was hell bent on eliminating everyone else so that they wouldnt die, yeah and, so everyone else has to? Just to let you live? Fuck you. And itachi and sasuke's parents. Love your children for once- oh wait, you can't. You literally cannot. Sorry, my bad.
I mean both parties, the towns and the akatsuki did contribute to the general violence and giant, war culture, in the whole place. When they could like try to solve a problem without a dbz fight.
The only time we see him do a lets kill the innocent is under akatsuki order, bombing gaara's motherland, it still is even if he got no parents left yknow, and fighting the man of sand of man himself, with tobi, or sasori i forgot, oh and sasori is put in better light solely because he respects the eternity. Ok i see u. Its still art though, but it involves self preservation at multiple costs, including people, and this 35 year old in a 15 year old teenage emo boy body is now a cold emotionless man serial killer, and that automatically makes him a better, or in this case, a more noble person. And this art he does is like the last and only part of his humanity he still has left. Dude thats just disturbing, and sad. He is literally naruto's dottore and people love him because he is definitely not a horrible person.
If a character you wrote doesn't fit your gladiator splatfest why did you write it just write sasuke 2 and give us the gladiator battoru scene then. Don't "art is stupid, join the army, and go to war" me.
People ask why someone would take pride in art, when they take pride in their capitalistic jobs, and pointless war mongering.
And then they make bokuto trying to, idk, be woke or something, and it flip flopped on its ass. Sarada has a missing father from her life and he supposedly loves her in his own way, without showing it at all. Sure. He didnt even bring the milk when he got back.
If you wanna fight my dumb rant opinion I just posted for fun give me an itachi therapy arc now.
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I want to talk about the boye so here we go
There is no way the stupid fucks from the school i attended BEFORE I went into the same one as him, would have ever known in any capacity, that I was a lebsian, even though its so painfully obvious and out there. Because they were dumb. They were like idiots in the mud like swines. It was very jarring, and very sad, and very, ugh, do you guys really have to go after everyone you just vaguely dont like, because bitch dolls kill, and I annihilated the lot as best as I can, cuz honey you warranted it, what else did you think you were gonna get? What you wanted? Stop lying to us. I do not give a fuck if you want to lie to yourself, but for the love of god, don't extend that shit to other people and IMPOSE on them. We are people. Shut your thin lips, before I show you what a legit child soldier can do to you, since you have never encountered any real suffering in your life. I can help with that.
I really can.
And I really would. Sorry not sorry. I don't care if you die. There are lots of people in this world that do not care if people die, either, and I was looking at the thousandfull lot of you. We only handle people, the absolute best that we can. And that's what I did. And I just explained what I did.
But you could never have explained what you did at all. Otherwise you would have. I listen. I listen to everything, more than just words, so neither can you lie to me. It's just what people do, mate. And a lot of us probably don't like you as well. You are just blind. So, so fucking blind. And I can't just forgive and forget that. Because I can't forget that. I do not pass over unlawful grieviances, to put it your way.
Just know that you should be prepared for consequences coming your way, because when you do something, that brings it, you can never truly avoid it.
And it is not me, either.
Now, back to my original point.
This boy can flirt like a mothafuckin god.
Chad please i am dying in the backseat i am blushing like a tomato please stop oh my god but you did not bc yeah its not like you stopped feeling attracted or that i could make you stop feeling that, and I wouldn't.
But oh my god i could see it.
I swear you know like probably almost every fucking thing that you are doing. You are aware. And my god why are you so relentless oh my damn god.
My heart is in pieces but why is it in pieces- oh wait. I like you.
I mothafuckin like you.
Shit i just thought i liked everything you did. You're an icon. You are. And a lovely one at that. I thought i was just a stan ish kinda thing.
It was not. It, was so much more I guess, but i didnt know h o w.
Tsundere
Ok im sorry ok boye i dont think i ever did any sort of thing to hurt you bc youre just so, beautiful.
I didn't know you would hurt like that.
I literally thought we were just chillin as classmates. I also had no idea what friendship really was at the time, because yknow, nobody teaches you what to do.
And I can see every moment this boy is going damn because I know I am setting him on fire.
But is any of this valid.is any of this humanity valid. You dont like me. You clearly dont. Youre just attracted to my appearance and image. The idea of me, like so many other people are, and i know it. And im sick of it, and im not having it anymore,
But why is it, then, that you knew me? And you still do. Youre like the bestie i never knew was there until i realised, and remembered, what love is and means. And you mean something. and i dont have to know what that means, in order to love you,
And i know you too. I know your face and laugh and the look you wear of sheer fucking sarcasm when you dont believe something even though you say you do. You give vibes in every flavour and for some reason you are also able to glare back at me in 7 different flavours, and this feels fake as shit, because like, bruh am i trippin. But no, maybe not. If I was, I would have been doing it so desperately and in a way where I needed it to live. Frankly, I dont know myself, and i dont think anyone really fully does. and thats why we discover. And, love, in reality, is scary. You dont know if the other person does too connect, and love you back, for who, you are.
I have never experienced such a thing in my life. My image is the only thing that matters. Because, unfortunately, that is all people will see, and want to see.
But I realise, that isnt something, that everyone wants. Some people would like an idealised version of you, someone they can look after, at, for, and to work in life tandem toward. Except Jimbob, that is not love, that is cocaine. And you need cocaine to live. And that is why they say love is so indispensably irreplaceable, yet, they can just, replace the ones, that they love, as if, they didnt matter, at all. Will you do the same to me? Because i believe so, and well, if I go after you, I will die.
I will wither like a rose. And you will be the last thing I see before I go. I don't know if I want that. But for some reason, I do.
I hate you. More than the stalkers i had seen prior to all this. I hate you. For making me feel like this.
But I chose this. You didnt make me love you, you are just loveable. For what reason? I dont know.But I do know, that, unlike absolutely everything I have ever seen before, I like you.
How do we know who we know, is, indeed, who we know?
I dont fucking know, so against my better judgement in the face of yet death again, lets fucking find out. Because, fuck, fuck man, fuck boi, fuckboy, i cant take this better anymore, at all, this is fed up, this is frustrating, you shit, lets just go run with it, and i will try my best not to kill you with my bare hands like we know i have done with everyone else that had it coming.
But thing is, we had already went for it. This is just my eyes opening up for the first time, and I am very aware of how people take advantage, of, absolutely, everything they can.
Is it?
Cuz I know I never would have done something like this. EVER. You may be cool but man you cannot read people for shit can you? I can. Lol and you wonder how I found out everything about you.
You didn't realise i was uncomfortable, and shit, I would kill you, but I have chosen now to let it slide, until I want to grab the knife and do my career a solid.
I will kill you i will kill you i will kill you i will not let this happen this is all absurd and not real i will get this shit by the balls i will
I did not.
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