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temeyes · 2 months
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henlo munchkadees!! will be closing c/mms for the next two weeks, gonna be finishing the current c/mm pieces im doing. then take some me time (catching up on my personal drawings, some video games and anime, hehe)
will answer the remaining asks in my inbox tho!! hehe, thank y'all for your patience!!
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leofrith · 1 month
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i know we've all already talked about varin's axe and its significance to eivor but can we talk about her first axe, the axe that she kills the wolf with, the axe that she carries with her at all times for the entire duration of the game, the axe that can never be unequipped even when she goes to vinland and has to leave all her weapons behind. hello.
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skully-bones · 2 years
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i chose one of the meaner options in the flyting section on the isle of skye for fun but now i feel terrible saudfhsjkdfsad
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praisethesuuun · 1 year
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AAAHHHH. ANOTHER ROR FAN! It's so hard to find people who like it 😭
Anyways, if you take requests at the moment, what about headcanons Hades, Buddha, Loki and Posideon being just complete simps for reader? (If that's too many, just loki or Buddah is fine!)
Just met the person and suddenly, guess I'm in love now, oops!
Anyways, thanks a lot, hope you have a great day!
you're too kind😭😭❤️❤️ It's always so nice to receive such sweet words! Anyway, there you go hun<3 hope you like it
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RoR characters headcanons: them being total simps for you!
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POSEIDON
🌊This guy is hilarious: he refuses to admit that he's simping over someone. "Gods are perfect. They don't bond to anyone" Yeah...that's a lie-
🌊Hades was the first to notice that something was wrong with his brother, but he decided to stay silent and wait for him to talk about it. Needless to say, he bursted out laughing when Poseidon told him everything: from what he felt when you were near him, to the way your presence brings a breeze of happiness to the midst of the seedy Valhalla.
🌊Poseidon will try to approach you starting from very sneaky things. For example, his favorite thing to do is sit next to you during gods' meetings, scaring anyone in his way. Once he nearly got into a fight with Shiva, because he practically pushed him out of the seat next to you, nearly knocking him off the entire stairway.
🌊During his fight, he will repeatedly make eye contact with you, boasting about his strength and hoping you can notice him... somehow. "Look at me, you fool"
🌊Tsundere mode: on. Poseidon will literally insult you everytime you'll try to talk to him. This dumbass will regret it later alone in his castle.
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HADES
☠️Unlike his brother, Hades is more confident, courting you in front of all the gods and calling you "My queen" whenever he can.
☠️He's not sneaky at all and isn't afraid to hide his feelings for you. The only thing that could stop him it's the realization that he could ruin your reputation: it's not the best to hang out with the king of the Underworld, many despise him and he doesn't want you to be treated the same way.
☠️Expect to find your room flooded with various gifts and love letters, each accompanied by a black rose. You often feel sorry for Hermes and wonder how he can carry all that stuff. Yet, you get excited every time you see him arrive with a package, decorated with a delicate purple bow.
☠️Hades is jealous. He does not hesitate to scold and intimidate any deity who tries to approach you, even going against his own brothers (especially Zeus)
☠️When you're alone, Hades wastes no time in jumping on you and filling you with love. If, on the other hand, you are attending a dinner or a meeting, he will place his hand on your hips, refusing to remove it. Plus, he'll kiss you softly without anyone noticing.
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LOKI
🐍He will be so annoying! Loki will stick to you like a tick, bothering you as a sign of affection (what a brat...)
🐍He will play jokes on you all the time, immediately bursting out laughing at your reaction. However, if you were to feel bad, telling him that he exaggerated, he will apologize instantly, hugging you and reassuring you. "I'm sorry, please look at me, bunny. I'm sorry... I promise"
🐍Loki is the type to put little flowers in your hair without you noticing, enjoying the view from afar and admiring your beauty. Daisies look so good on you! How could he not enjoy such a view?
🐍You'll likely get involved whenever he makes a mess, and don't be surprised when you're treated like some sort of human shield. Even so, you've never gotten into trouble. Deep down you like it when he suddenly enters your room to hide from Thor, who wouldn't dare to do the same.
🐍Loki loves to float around you, acting like the perfect watchdog. It makes him feel like a perfect partner: protecting you with dedication and love. But there are negative (or positive) sides, of course dirty jokes can't miss: "Look what a nice temper you have, it wasn't like this last night when I-" "SHUT UP"
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BUDDHA
🍬He is the boldest lover that could ever happen to you. If he wants to do something, he won't hesitate to do it, everyone knows that. Yet, when it comes to you he becomes totally a servant, without hiding it from others. Do you need something? Well, give him just a second-
🍬Count yourself lucky, Buddha loves you so much that he shares his secret stash of sweets with you! The pocky challenge is a must, but he's favourite thing to do is kissing you indirectly making you suck on the lollipop that he already had in his mouth.
🍬Every once in a while, he lets you find a little love letter on your pillow with a chocolate next to it. He knows he looks like a detached person who thinks only of himself, so he does everything to make you feel his closeness.
🍬Buddha always calls you names. "Come here, sweetie!" "Aww honey, are you angry?" "Gimme one of your sugar kisses, would ya?" He loves the way you blush every time he does it, you're such a cutie!
🍬He trusts you blindly, in fact he doesn't hesitate to ask you for help when he needs it. You protect each other and for Buddha this is one of the most important things in your relationship. Please, tell him how much you love him and don't hesitate to talk about your feeling! You are too important to him, so feel free to tell him everything you want.
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swallowtail-lotus · 1 month
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🔱Secret Lullaby {Poseidon x Goddess!Reader}🔱
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Repost of my original post from my old blog.
God, just looking at him makes me want to kiss him 😍
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You sat in the middle of your greenhouse, patting a small bunny that hopped in your lap. You watched the past few rounds of ragnarok with sad eyes, feeling dread inside.
Being the God/Goddess of peace wasn't easy.
You love humans and everything on Earth, as it is your home. Before you went to Valhalla, you used to live in a forest where no human dared to set foot in unless If they wanted a death wish.
Of course, you never brought harm to humans but you eventually left after Zeus found you and offered you to live with the gods.
Being the secretive being you are, you agreed but only if no deity disturbs you when you wanted to be left alone and to never let them know of your secret place.
So far, no God or Goddess has ever found your greenhouse. Even if they bothered to try, they couldn't find it. This was due to one of your masking spells, which was more effective to deities compared to the humans.
Thinking back on how the gods have tried to get answers out of you, but failed due to your ability to slip away fast enough. Those thoughts escalated to your past, where you were once filled with joy.
With your mother, who had lost her life to another God.
"I miss you, mother. So very much."
You thought, wiping away tears that slowly trickled down your face. You looked down at the bunny, who looked up and sat up. It leaned against your chest, trying to lean its face towards yours. You lifted the small bunny up and felt its face nuzzle yours, an attempt to cheer you up.
"Ah, thank you. I feel better now."
You cooed softly, patting its head with a sad smile. You felt something nudge your leg, something hard. You leaned forward to see a small harp near your right foot and a grey bunny pushing it towards your foot.
You held your hand over the harp, watching it levitate towards your hand. The grey bunny hopped on your right leg, nuzzling your waist while the white bunny copied the grey bunny.
"Such cuties."
You mumbled softly, watching them get comfortable on your lap and stopped to lay down. Your fingers hovered over the strings of your harp, slightly shaking from the sadness building up.
"Hope you're hearing this, mother..."
You muttered under your breath, strumming your harp slowly. Closing your eyes, you let yourself drown in the melodic music from your strumming. You opened your lips to sing quietly.
Soon, the animals in your greenhouse started to gather around, watching and listening to your voice. Then, the plants started swaying slowly to the music. At the end of the lullaby, a voice brought you out of your thoughts.
"What are you doing?"
Your eyes shot open at the sudden voice, growing wider when you saw who it was.
It was none other than Poseidon, the Sea God himself.
You stared at the God before you, internally panicking, mainly about how he knew of your greenhouse. You placed the harp down nervously, fiddling with your fingers.
"I-I was just playing a lullaby. Umm, how did you find my greenhouse?"
You squeaked out, feeling yourself shrink smaller when the God took a few steps forward, not too close to you.
"... It wasn't hard to follow you. I've known for a long time."
He answered, his emotionless face along with his voice sending chills down your spine. You knew very well he never speaks much to any being, even to his brothers. So him speaking to you now of all times baffled you. Truth be told, he has spoke to you more times than anyone else. But hearing him ask about your main hobby was strange.
The reason behind that was most likely because you were a Ruler, the Ruler of Nature.
"So you have. Never expected less from you, of course."
You spoke, gripping your clothes so tightly. Poseidon raised his eyebrows slightly, his shoulders dropping.
"....."
He kept silent, staring down at you with his dull eyes. Your head was down, but you knew he was staring. The sound of his boots clicking away got your attention. You held the bunnies close to you, standing up from your seat.
"See you, Lord Poseidon."
You whispered. Poseidon stopped at the entrance of your greenhouse, giving you the side eye glance.
".... Goodbye."
Those was the last words he let out before leaving. You stood in silence, a confused look on your face.
"What just happened?"
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bones4thecats · 3 months
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hiii sorry and please can i request T-T
Tansaisekun!fem reader (like before) x Odin and anubis (seperately)
Soo im pretty bored since that can i request how a day in the life of reader and their lover and child would be , just fluff and pure crack and how would they find when one of their close friend are being bullied(jokingly) by the mischevious calamity Goddess??
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(something like this)
Alright thats all tyyy
Type of Writing: Request Characters: Odin and Anubis Name: {Character} x Tansai Sekun! Reader with their Child Requester: @lizuannn Original Request: Here
A/N: I haven't written for these Record in Ragnarok characters to much, so they may kinda be a hint OOC. So I'll apologize in advance just in case.
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🪶 Everyone is so confused on how the hell you both even got along because of your differing personalities, not to mention started a relationship
🪶 Not many knew, but the reason he loved you was your differences, whenever he compared himself and his constant stoic expression to your more upbeat and sadistic smile-covered face, he would feel a flutter in his chest
🪶 When you guys heard you were expecting your first child, nobody was more shocked than Zeus, who never expected his oldest ally to have children of his own, he even bet his fellow Gods on it!
🪶 Now the guy owes around one million things of different kinds of money to different Deities, what a dumbass
🪶 Anyways, Odin was on the edge of having a child, he didn't want the kid to be 'on-the-edge' of sanity, that may end up causing mass chaos on the entirety of Valhalla
🪶 But, when your son, Thor, came in the world, he resembled his father far more than his mother, which made you tease him for it, trying to get him to smile more often than not
🪶 You bonded with Loki far more because of your sadism, and it wasn't new to your son or husband to see you both messing around with another God with your classic sadistic smile
🪶 The closest you have ever gotten to being the sadistic mother-son duo with Thor is whenever you were talking about bloody battles you both participated in, and hearing you both stay so calm while describing a mutilation honestly scares everyone within hearing-distance, your husband is even on edge around you more now
🪶 Now, everyone knew that you teased everyone. But when, during a Gods' Council meeting, you began to screw around with Zeus, driving him to the near-brink of insanity, Odin just mentally face-palmed, how does he put up with you?
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🐶 What a surprise? The happy-sadist and the insane-golden-retriever Deities have now gotten together!
🐶 Anubis was known for his happy-go-lucky and partially sadistic personality, while you were known for your full-blown sadism to anything that walked, especially if the thing was humanoid
🐶 You guys got along quite well before it was announced that you guys were, in fact, a couple and were intending to marry one another once the day arrived, and it didn't shock anyone, you guys were quite similar and lived off the other's energy
🐶 No, your relationship didn't shock anyone who heard about it, rather, they were shocked when they heard you guys were expecting a child
🐶 Once your daughter, which you both named Kebechet, came into the world, anybody who looked at her could tell, she was definitely going to be as compulsive with her actions like you and her father was
🐶 As she aged, she showed more signs of a small-sadistic side hatching inside of her like a seed growing into a blooming apple tree
🐶 Anubis loves playing with his child, and most of the time, it ended up with them playfully bickering as you would film it to show off to the rest of the Egyptian Pantheon
🐶 Due to her more sadism showing, many began to fear the three of you being together in the same room whenever announcing something that they knew would at least aggravate one of you, since it most likely would result in all of you getting angry
🐶 Now, Anubis was fairly close to Hades, since their occupations involved being around one another sometimes, since Anubis brought souls to the Underworld while Hades ruled said land and measured each soul that passed
🐶 When he was dropping off a small group of souls and he saw you floating around the head of his friend's, Anubis smiled and was about to call your name when he faltered, seeing Hades jump as you summoned a small lump of what looked like body parts
🐶 Watching as you still pressured Hades into snapping, Anubis decided to take a break and watch. Why not? Two of his favorite people messing around? Yes please
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randomhealer · 3 months
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->♡ᴛʏᴘᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇꜱᴏᴍᴇꜱ♡
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tw: not shipp, gender neutral reader, mention of kidnapping in Kisaki's part if you squint, there was supposed to be a Baji/reader/chifuyu but it was discarded Peke-J was included sorri :(, There was going to be a banner but I couldn't find a good image of Kisaki...he fucked up everything. take this as a test work (i hate kisaki pls I just used the left part of it)
Rindou/Ran
Congratulations, you have a great green flag and a great striker with you, it's a great combination, isn't it?
while Rindou takes care of you so no one touches you or something happens to you while Ran does the dirty work... but sometimes it can be the other way around too...
basically = Rindou closes your eyes while Ran breaks the bones of some idiot who looked at you too much
well...but if they protect you then who protects you from them?
In moments at home, Rindou tends to be more careful and romantic with you, preferring to hug you on the sofa or do small household chores together while kissing here and there.
Ran prefers to play with you, in the most provocative yet romantic way... as if he started something and wouldn't finish, leaving you in pieces... or making your face look confused and flushed with that cute little pout you make when you're upset... well he lives for this
Of course, most of the time it would be Ran entering Rindou's moments with you, as if you and Rindou were in an intimate moment Ran would just come in out of nowhere and make up excuses to pull you away and take you with him or if you were just feeding Rindou and Ran simply pushes Rindou out so it's his turn
(Rindou also does this if you feel like his brother has a lot of time with you)
Sometimes there's always a little silly dispute between you, like which side would you sleep on today? or which sweatshirt of theirs would you wear... in the end, it always ends up with both trying to make you accept both at the same time (and that applies in bed too).
Hanma/Kisaki
a threesome broken between a Mindmaster, an innocent and a crazy dude (both manipulators)...you'll probably spend more time with Hanma than with Kisaki, and probably always with a jacket on either Hanma's own or the valhalla, Well, take this as a marking of territory, while Hanma calls you doll, honey, baby or anything forcibly sweet Kisaki doesn't call you anything other than a short nickname of your name, not because he doesn't want to or don't like it but he doesn't want you to be uncomfortable.
while Hanma takes you to fight with other gangsters to show off his strength to you and show you off, Kisaki takes you for small, calm walks because he knows that if something happens he won't be able to protect you (and he'll probably run away and left you there)
If you are not with Hamna then you will be with Kisaki, if you are not with Kisaki then you will be with Hamna because this guy will not leave you alone, he will ask you to be by his side whenever he wants and you have no right to appeal, Neither Hanma nor Kisaki mind sharing you, if Kisaki loves you then he will realize that Hanma is a good asset to keep you protected from anything until he comes up with a plan to take you to a safe place even if you don't want to.
now Hanma can say that he likes you and Kisaki, Kisaki keeps him entertained and you are good submissive company that also keeps him entertained when he is bored and Kisaki is not around.
unreviewed, I'm finishing this in the bathroom because I felt sick and now I'm taking a shit while there's a giant worm on the other side watching me while I poop...this isn't coquettish at all but I'll accept it :( my blood pressure dropped while I was shitting...again
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forbidden-sunlight · 11 months
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yandere!aphrodite with muichiro!fem!reader headcanons
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Warning(s): aged up!reader [late twenties], anime spoilers, canon divergence from manga, references to mythology, obsessive behavior, violence, strong language, sexual references, established relationship, slight nsfw content.
MINORS DNI!
The intention of this story is for entertainment purposes only. The behavior exhibited here is inappropriate and unhealthy, hence it should not be encouraged. There are also triggers, so please take caution. You are responsible for your Internet consumption!
Collab work with @deathmetalunicorn1. Special thanks to @enryegotrip for providing feedback in the early drafting phase!
With that being said, sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos that will unfold :)
You met Aphrodite through work. 
As a Hashira of the Demon Slayer Corps, your main objective is to eliminate the nocturnal beings before they could set a single inch inside Valhalla and devour innocent humans. Thanks to the human named Nostradamus, they could slither their way through the Bifrost’s fractured ley lines rather than just taking a gamble to walk through the swirling miasma that lied beyond the stone double doors and come out on the other side still in one piece. Including information gathering and training soldiers in the organization, there was an occasional bodyguard job. 
That was the night you had crossed paths with the Greek goddess of beauty; the function had been a banquet hosted in the palace of a floating island, belonging to a god whose name you couldn’t recall except he was known for firing a silver bow and arrow from a chariot in the sky.  But that really wasn’t important. Your job had been to keep an eye out for troublemakers and give them the ol’ greet and toss when they were causing too much of a disturbance. 
From the corner of your eye, you saw Aphrodite seem to be talking about things of great interest with Lady Persephone; they were too enraptured in the conversation to notice anything happening outside of their little circle of interest, including the incubus was shamelessly ogling the women of the Greek pantheon. 
And of course this buffoon would try to sneak behind your lady’s friend to grab her ass. You sighed in mild annoyance in having to intervene in such a lovely atmosphere, stepping away from your position behind a column.
You quickly glided across the crowded floor, pushing past through the guests and getting behind the incubus. You grabbed one arm and twisted it behind his back, then the other one before starting to pull him away from the goddesses. “What the fuck?!” He snarled, wiggling in your grasp. “I didn’t do anything wrong!”
“I beg to differ,” You said. “Lewd misconduct in a gathering that is hosted in a god’s temple is strictly forbidden. Especially if the perpetrator is someone who has not been invited to said gathering. Now, stop being so stubborn and come along quietly -” You were cut off in mid-sentence when you felt something warm and sticky land on your cheek.  
You blinked owlishly, unimpressed at the incubus’ false bravado and the stupid sneer on his face. Really? This asshole just spat on you? Fine, two can play this game. 
You slammed your knee into the pervert’s  solar plexus, knocking the wind out of him long enough to secure your grip on him, earning surprised gasps from the guests. You looked up and saw Lady Persephone and Lady Aphrodite staring at you with wide, doe-like eyes. You bowed your head to the lord’s wife.
“Forgive me for bothering you and your…acquaintance, Lady Persephone. Please enjoy the rest of the night.”  Having properly given your apologies to them, you proceeded to drag the piece of shit across the floor, walking in the back of the temple meant for security and the kitchen staff to slip through without being noticed. 
Himejima met you halfway and took the squirming incubus out of your hands, promising to deal with him. In the meantime, it was time for shift rotation; you’d be moving towards the outer perimeter of the island with two other Demon Slayers. 
Tanjiro greeted you inside, asking if you were okay with a worried look in his dark red eyes. Smiling at your old friend, you politely declined and reminded him to get a snack or drink water. This banquet is just getting started, it wouldn’t do him any good to keep working on an empty stomach. 
He nodded enthusiastically, racing back inside to the kitchens and shouting that he’d bring back something for you too. Your heart twinged at his words. Even after all of these years…how could he have forgiven you for surviving the war against Muzan when it should have been him and Nezuko? That the two of you, including Giyuu and Sanaemi, stayed with Master Urokodaki until it was time to go your separate ways? How the guilt gnawed away at you for years, knowing Nezuko would be all alone in her village despite keeping regular contact with you through letters and visits? How can he not hate you?
You shook your head. No…there was no point in dwelling on the past right now. You need to focus on the job. After you scrubbed off the area where the incubus’ saliva had landed, you washed your hands and left the restroom to join the others. 
In retrospect, you truly thought that was the last time you would ever meet the Greek pantheon’s goddess of love and beauty….not the beginning. 
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Persephone was bragging about her new bodyguard with the pride of a mother fawning over her child for the third time this evening. 
Aphrodite knew the queen of the underworld well enough that she utterly despised being treated like a child or an asset that is to be protected from even the smallest of threats. That was why it had been difficult for Hades to find someone qualified and met his wife’s expectations to protect his beloved. Personally, Aphrodite found the overprotective part of Hades to be…romantic. Dazzling even, the idea that such a stoic and cold-hearted man melted in front of the only woman he loves. 
Admittedly, Aphrodite was curious about this strong and useful mortal soul entrusted to protect her on-off friend, especially their appearance. Did they possess a rugged appearance, or dressed neatly for the job? Were they big or small? Experienced in bed or a virgin? These questions tossed around her mind right until she heard yelling right behind her. That was when she saw the incubus and a young lady dressed in black, the latter holding him down even though she was half of his size. She gasped in disgust when he spat at the mortal, and then felt her heart flutter when she retaliated with a swift kick to the stomach. Blank [Eye Color] orbs blinked owlishly at them before she murmured an apology, wishing them a good-night before dragging the incubus across the floor without another care in the world. 
Aphrodite gawked in shock, turning her attention back to the equally shell-shocked Persephone. “Is…Is that your bodyguard?” The brown-haired goddess merely nodded, her golden eyes watching the pair disappear into the crowd.
“Indeed…but how could she have sensed that rascal before we did?” It was true. As members of the Oympian pantheon, they were blessed with powers far beyond the others, and not just immortality and incredible strength. Persephone frowned. “Perhaps I underestimated the power of a Hashira?”
“A Hashira?” Aphrodite repeated. “You mean to tell me that Hades assigned the strongest members of the Demon Slayer Corps as your bodyguard and you didn’t mention any of this to me sooner?”
Persephone shrugged her shoulders. “I didn’t think it was that important to you, in fairness. And they are supposed to be a secret, not public knowledge to spread across Valhalla.” She took a sip of her wine. “Fret not, if that  little pissant is in her hands, she’ll deal with him promptly.”
Aphrodite slowly nodded, taking another gulp of wine before her mind wandered back to the stoic mortal who possessed such a mesmerizing beauty she had not seen since Helen of Troy had been alive. 
In contrast to the innocence of the Argos queen, the Hashira’s eyes did not sparkle with neither joy nor love; nothing reflected in her gaze except exhaustion and irritation when she dealt with the incubus. Why does she seem so tired when she is a trusted soldier under the command of Hades?
That had been the initial spark of curiosity which struck Aphrodite’s mind, even after the banquet. By interacting with Persephone, she was able to persuade her dear friend to come out for an outing in Valhalla’s most popular shopping district with her precious bodyguard in tow. It is through this trip that the goddess of beauty turned her gaze upon the Hashira, and felt her heart pounding in her chest once more.
Yes…those eyes are mesmerizing. But other secrets could she be hiding? One question led to another, and then another until Aphrodite could not stop herself from sinking into the madness of morbid fascination. 
Why does she wear only the standard Demon Slayer uniform? What are her favorite foods? Her hobbies when she isn’t protecting the Bifrost alongside her comrades?
Aphrodite began using her doves to spy and receive daily reports on the Hashira whenever she went in Valhalla, relishing in what information they’ve brought back to the temple; they were almost seen by the overprotective and vain crow that is always by the mortal’s side, however, so her precious familiars needed to be a bit more discreet with their actions. Of course, Aphrodite would not be so cruel nor stupid as to send the doves to the gates of Helheim. 
That would draw too much attention, and she did not want to reveal herself to the lovely [First Name] just yet. 
Soon, she thought with a wistful sigh, lounging in the inner sanctum of her temple surrounded by the stone men Hephaestus created for her as a wedding gift. Soon, we shall be together my love, and nothing will stand in the way of our happiness. 
By pursuing the Mist Hashira, she neglected her longtime lover Adonis. He grew jealous when he heard that another mortal slithered their way into his goddess’ heart, and when he confronted Aphrodite about the rumors, an argument ensued. Adonis left the temple that same evening while she fumed quietly, alone in her twisted thoughts. 
Oh…she wanted to hold [First Name] in her arms. But she needed to be patient for just a little longer. She blinked, baby blue eyes narrowing with a contemplative frown. Now that she thought about it, it has been a while since she called upon Ares to her bedchambers. 
Perhaps until the Demon Slayer is officially hers…she should play around with the war god to satisfy her needs. Yes. That's a perfect plan. Oh, she is so beautiful and smart, no one can tear their gaze away from her when she enters the room. 
Moments later, however, she crushed her cell phone in half. Four times. She called him four times and not once did Ares pick up. HOW DARE HE IGNORE THE BELOVED GODDESS OF ALL THE PANTHEONS IN VALHALLA?!? WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN HER WELL-BEING?!
As the human author William Congreve had penned in his book The Mourning Bride, “Heaven has no rage like love turned to hatred turned, nor Hell a fury like a woman scorned.”
It wasn’t hard for the Greek goddess to find him…but why in the world would he come to a floating island that belonged to Apollo, let alone the exclusive hot springs that the sun god owns and ran as a business for only the wealthiest and most beautiful clients? Why would that hulking brute disappear all of a sudden as soon as he walked through the forested area…oh! Aphrodite gasped.
There.
Standing at the marbled archway leading to the hot springs was her Hashira, gazing up at the clouds overhead without a care in the world, sword sheathed at the side and a teal-colored cloth strapped to her back. It seemed to bulge from where the goddess hid behind a stone pillar…is that how Demon Slayers carried their belongings? Wrapping them up in a cloth and tying it securely to their body? Hm, perhaps a purse would make a good gift….but that isn’t important at this moment!
She wanted to see the Mist Hashira’s body. Oh, there is no doubt in her mind that it was a work of art beneath those shabby clothes! Aphrodite giggled, her voluptuous body wiggling in excitement. She watched as [First Name] blinked owlishly, then looked down at…her neck? There was a snake coiled around her neck! 
Aphrodite narrowed her gaze upon the creature, fury pumping through her veins as [First Name] smiled affectionately at it, pressing a soft kiss on the top of its head before turning around to walk inside the facility. Yes…there is no mistaking the pattern on the snake’s back. That filthy abomination was Ares. 
The Greek gods had the ability to transform into the animals that were sacred to them, though Zeus could become almost anything he wanted to be if it meant conquering another woman that his lustful heart desired. In Ares’ case, the vulture, the dog, and the snake were sacred animals enshrined in his temple. He preferred to be the latter when he wanted to pout or hide from others so that his reputation as a fearsome, powerful god wasn’t besmirched. 
He changed into a snake more than a handful of times when they broke up. But why was he with the Mist Hashira? Did he have some private Demon Slayer business with her that needed to be discussed where no one would dare to think they’d converse? Aphrodite wasn’t sure yet she was determined to find out. 
So, she took a page out of the war god’s book and transformed into a beautiful white dove, flying over to the building where an open window allowed her to enter the hot springs with no one none the wiser. 
It did not take the goddess very long to find the object of her affections standing in front of the hot springs, and looking quite annoyed, at least from her hiding behind a marbled column and still in her animal form.
“Ares, are you sure there isn’t another solution? I know Apollo said these waters will help accelerate the healing process….but this is your brother we’re talking about. A preening peacock who thinks only with his dick and bragged about how he had multiple relations in this…place.”  [First Name] asked, tilting her head to look down at the snake. Ares hissed, forked tongue poking out as his tiny head bobbed up and down. 
[First Name] sighed, then released a small hiss of her own as her small frame hunched over ever so slightly. 
Ares’ small form began quivering, no doubt panicking or trying to ask in snake language if the Mist Hashira was all right. Aphrodite watched worriedly as her love slowly walked inside, her soft voice bouncing off the walls as she spoke to the war god.
“I’m…okay. I guess my injuries were worse than I thought even with Shinobu’s treatment. There’s only so much wisteria solution that the body can handle at a time to flush the demon’s poison out. I think…I might have to rely on you a bit longer. I’m sorry.”
As soon as she sat down on a large obsidian rock and began taking off her sandals, Ares reverted back to his true form, kneeling by her side. He helped finish removing them before carrying her over to the smallest spring in the room where light filtered in from a nearby window, placing her on another heated rock. Aphrodite followed quietly, becoming herself again as well and ducking behind another pillar that allowed her to see them without the sun’s rays getting in her eyes. 
She had to clamp a hand over her mouth as she watched her old lover remove the Hashira’s uniform. The goddess’ fantasy of seeing her darling’s lovely, unblemished skin shattered upon seeing bluish-purple bruises and scabs, even a few open wounds. Who would do this to [First Name]? 
Furthermore, why is it that Ares can touch her body and not get kicked below the belt? And yet…seeing her so shy around him, arms trying to conceal her chest from his eyes as he carefully removed her lower garments, left completely bare…the expression was so arousing. Aphrodite wanted to see more. 
Ares slowly removed the bandages that were wrapped around her body in various places, carefully inspecting the wounds before he nodded. “Okay, let’s get your hair washed first.” He then leaned down, untying the clothed satchel and pulling out a circular shaped container. Aphrodite watched with a gaping mouth as he doted on her so gently, lathering up [Hair Color] tresses until there were soapy suds and used a cloth to wash her body too. 
When has he ever been this loving towards someone else besides the goddess of love? Sure, he’s had many lovers over the years…but he didn’t stare at them as if they hung the moon or stars in the sky as he gazed at the Mist Hashira. And that pissed Aphrodite off. A lot. 
Once her hair and body were rinsed off, Ares kneeled down and carefully cradled [First Name] in his arms by the edge of the spring, maneuvering her so that she could slip into the water without too much trouble. 
He laughed slightly as a long, dragged out sigh left the Hashira’s lips before he removed his armor and tunic. He cleaned himself up as well, washing his hair and body, before joining her in the water as well. 
Aphrodite considered showing up ‘coincidentally’ crashing the relaxing moment but she stayed back, choosing to watch them instead. She wanted…no, she needed to know what was going on between these two. Ares helping [First Name] undress and wash herself seemed innocent enough as she was heavily injured….she supposed she could forgive him if he was truly helping her darling out of courtesy for a fellow warrior.  
A comfortable silence fell between them. Time seemed to stand still before the Grecian deity said it would be best to get out now lest there is the risk of overheating. [First Name] looked up at him with a pout, but relented with a nod. 
Ares got out first. He kneeled down as his wet, steaming arms glistened in the sun, carefully lifting the Hashira out of the water. Perfectly innocent…until [First Name] released a soft squeak, face flushed when he leaned forward and pressed his lips against the nape of her neck, coiling an arm around her waist to pull her towards him, but being gentle so that he did not irritate the wounds. He then began to nibble her neck, mouth opening and moving downwards as he began to suckle the tender flesh.
[First Name] pressed her thighs together, raising a hand to stifle the noises she was making but Ares would not allow such a small mercy to happen. Instead, he stepped backwards until he sat on the larger heated rock, pulling her into his lap and smiling as she gasped out his name, [Eye Color] orbs blown wide with embarrassment and excitement.  
His calloused fingers caressed the bumps of her spine, maneuvering around the bruises that were still healing until his large hand stopped right above her rear. Ares used his other palm to tilt the Hashira’s face upwards, tucking a stray strand of wet hair behind her ear before cupping her cheek, sealing their mouths together in a kiss. 
Aphrodite’s nails broke against the pillar as her hand trailed downwards. This single moment defined the relationship between her darling and that bastard Ares: lovers, just as she had been his ‘nymph’ all of those years ago, now nothing more than a fleeting memory. Her eyes widened when she heard a mewl of pleasure leave her darling’s mouth as Ares squeezed [First Name]’s rear, alternating between the cheeks, kneading the flesh or lightly spanking it.
The goddess’ body was growing warm with arousal again. Oh, she wanted…no, she needed her to make those noises again, those delicious sounds which grew louder and more wanton through Ares’ touch, [First Name]’s body arching back -
“Ah.”
That was when she heard it…she and Ares. A pained groan from the Hashira, who now quivered in the war god’s arms, the romantic tension between [First Name] and Ares evaporating in an instant. He immediately pulled his hand away. “Are you all right?” He asked. 
[First Name] pouted, trying to pull him back down to her height. “I-I’m fine!” 
But Ares was not convinced. He pressed his index finger to her lips, staring down at her with a soft smile till he turned away to grab a fluffy towel, wrapping it around her shoulders. “We can continue once you’re all healed. I don’t want to hurt you.”
He kissed her softly, silencing any arguments before she slumped against his frame, sweaty forehead resting against his chest with a pout. He chuckled at her childish attitude, gently stroking the crown of her head. She looked up at him and smiled. 
“This trip is certainly one way to celebrate your return from another war, isn’t it?” She said, “I had heard your opponent was someone not to be taken lightly.” Ares grinned, lifting up one of his arms in the air and flexing it. 
“Yes, but he was no match for me! He might have had an impressive army, but he lacked a Lady of Fortune to grant him a victory!”
“Ares, you promised not to dedicate your battle to me last time and you did it again!” [First Name] whined, smacking his chest with her palm, cheeks red with embarrassment. “I didn’t do anything to contribute to the war! You were the one who put the time and effort into improving yourself and your men!”
“Yet you were the one who criticized my footwork and didn’t stop swinging that practice sword until you were satisfied with the results.” Ares chimed in, wiggling his brow. “If I had been any lesser god, I would have not continued to come to your residence year after year to spare with you when Heracles wasn’t around, let alone bring gifts nor beg Uncle Hades for a chance to court you on the condition that it must never become public knowledge.”
“Well, you did make the practice arena collapse in on itself when my other students couldn’t.” [First Name] argued. “You proved to me that you weren’t just a clueless musclehead. You adapted to the battles much faster than I had anticipated, you did everything that I taught you. Your victory in that war…that was by your hand and your army, not mine.”
Ares tutted. “I’m afraid we will have to agree to disagree in this argument, my dearest.”
“Hm.”
Silence fell between them for a short time until the war god stood up, placing the Hashira on the rock. Grabbing the satchel, he took out two opal-colored jars, a roll of bandages, and one labeled with the single word ‘cream’, setting them down on the cloth before he began patting her skin dry. Aprhodrite watched in envy as he cleaned and applied medicine to the wounds, being as gentle as possible before wrapping them up. 
In all the centuries she’d known him, Ares had always been gentle and kind….yet never to this extent, around the goddess of love and beauty. The one who listened to his victories in war, and had once been his Lady of Fortune. So why should an egotistical, self-centered man who only knew about strategy deserve to be around her Hashira? 
Aphrodite would give anything to be loved by [First Name], from the finest jewels and fabrics to experiencing the true joys of the flesh, not what he had done. Mediocre, Ares. She thought with a sneer. Mediocre. 
A little while later, once they were both dried off, a nymph came into the room and delivered a box into the Hashira’s hands, Ares grinning like a child who had a secret that no one else knew about. He urged her to open it. She did, and inside was a teal kimono embroidered with a wisteria pattern, a pale yellow obi, and a hairpin. 
Aphrodite hated it…and yet when Ares helped [First Name] put it in, she could not deny that her darling looked dazzling in it. The color of the kimono was a perfect match to the teal ends of those lovely [Hair Color] locks.
But if it were up to her…she would be in something….well, perhaps that would be best left to the imagination, shouldn’t it? 
Because one way or another, the Mist Hashira will belong to the most beautiful goddess in the universe, and her alone, even if Aphrodite would have to take a page of Zeus’ book to get what she wanted. And she always got what she wanted in the end. 
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lotusmybelovednsfw · 1 year
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Record of Ragnarok!!
Flirting with Tesla, Qin and Buddha!
Nikola Tesla
He was taking a break from his work, the others were too. "Hey, I know we're taking a break but you're taking my breath away~" your attempt at flirting, but he smirks. "You wanna play like that? Don't tempt me Cheri.~" The others were just watching you both flirt, but He caught you off guard. "Fun? Like Science in bed Amour?~" While he held you close, hands on his chest and his, on your thighs. He won, and the break is over. Back to work!!
Qin Shi Huang
The servants just watched you flirt, Qin just listening and waiting for an opportunity to flirt back. And it came, "My Empress, You have three thrones. One in the throne room, my lap and my cock.~" He whispered, he laughed at your reaction. "Now, Behave~ I might award you something more than Gold~" you happily obliged, still flustered with what he said earlier.
Buddha
He was eating candy with you, at your favorite spot in Valhalla. He listens to you trying to flirt with him, but he kisses you to shut up. "Come on!" "Candies aren't that sweet, but you my sugar cane~" "Hmph!" You thought of flirting as a game, which was easily won by Buddha. "Try harder next time Bunny~" "Oh I will! I'm gonna start riding you, hard." Oh, that worked! He choked on a piece of candy, you helped him by slapping his back. "Sorry!" "No, that was clever-"
(Yeah, I'm not good at this lol! But I thought of this-)
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Hello! First of all, Merry Christmas and New Year, I wish you only the best and much prosperity 💫
And now with the idea, what do you think of a Daenerys Targaryen-style reader? An orphan from an overthrown dynasty who, when her husband dies, somehow manages to bring three dragons to life. The difference is that she ascended to Valhalla and her dragons (who are like her children) go with her and she meets (separately) with:
- Hades
- Poseidon
- Qin Shi Huang
Since they are kings and she was the one who restored their dynasty even after dying (as a detail, inc3st was not practiced in her family, they could tame dragons by magic) it would be interesting to see how the dragons carefully observe the men so that they do not overdo it with their mother (Oh how about Cerberus and the dragons know each other! Aww that would be cute) plus it would be funny because Zeus literally has one as a chair.
Very long but it's the idea haha, I hope you want to do it, it would be my birthday gift since I'm celebrating my birthday these days, I admired you and happy holidays!
Hello my dear one and happy birthday! I wish you a happy one and many more! I know who this character is but that’s about the extent of it (I never watched Game of Thrones- please don’t hate me) but with what you given me I will do my best! I hope you like it!
-With death came new life, just with the passing of the man you loved- the man you called your husband, you welcomed new life, managing to hatch three baby dragons, ones that saw you as their mother.
-You were an orphan from a once powerful dynasty, that was overthrown and you were taken by your husband in a chance to have your life spared, and instead of being a prisoner, you were treated as an equal by him, and you grew to love him just as he loved you.
-That’s why it hurt so much when he passed, your grief inconsolable, and the gift he had given you, three dragon eggs, that were centuries old, that never hatched, felt your tears as you wept over them, and from your tears, came your babies, your dragons.
-You became known as the Mother of Dragons, and your power and fame grew as you took over your husband’s dynasty after proving yourself worthy.
-You traveled all over the world, taking dynasties and empires from cruel leaders, ones who only saw others as steppingstones, while you saw them as equals, bringing empires back from the brink.
-You passed with your dragons by your sides, after someone assassinated you, wanting your power, and your dragons, taking their own revenge, killed the assassin and razed your empire to the ground, so none could have it.
-Your babies came with you to Valhalla, ascending alongside you as they chose to perish in the fires that they started, dying alongside you, not willing to be apart from their mother.
-You were regarded as a queen in Valhalla, many respecting you, especially other leaders, and seeing your dragons cemented that you were indeed very powerful, as you could control them with ease, but that made sense, since you were their mother.
-There were so many other kings and rulers in Valhalla, one’s that you had learned about in history, as well as gods who were considered kings, like Poseidon and Hades, ruling over the seas and the underworld, respectively.
-There was a vast difference between the rulers, like how they ruled, what part of the world or the heavens they came from, ages, powers, looks- there were so many, and now you were a part of that number.
-Hades- He met you through Cerberus, after your babies saw the giant hound and went to say hello, playing with him, and Cerberus’ barks were what alerted Hades to the ‘intruders’. He was surprised to see three young dragons playing with his watchdog, but his shock grew, seeing you across the way, looking so ethereal, smiling up at the dragons and the hound. When he came over, you bowed your head politely, introducing yourself and he bowed back, returning it and you were surprised to meet the ruler of the underworld. Hades was polite and kind to you, knowing your history and knowing your strength, he knew that you were very powerful and were not to be underestimated by any means. Hades sat with you, talking about random things, finding himself attracted to you, and your babies were watching this closely, not sure of this unknown man being so close to their mama. It wasn’t until Hades got a bit closer that your youngest came over, wedging himself between the two of you and cuddling you close, sending a glare to Hades, challenging him. Hades couldn’t help but laugh while you playfully scolded your baby, telling him off for being so rude.  
-Poseidon- He wasn’t sure of what to make of the three dragons playing in the ocean by the shoreline, splashing around, having fun, but he heard the melodious sound of laughter, and his eyes were drawn to you. You were a vision of loveliness, smiling so brightly as you held your skirts up in the water, splashing around with your babies, giggling at their antics. At his approach your babies quickly went into defense mode, eyes locked on him as they all leapt in front of you, protecting you. You were quick to calm them, approaching, touching their heads gently, “It’s all right little ones, go back to playing.” You bowed your head to him, apologizing on behalf of your children. You were… unusual, for a human, you were respectful to him, but he could sense your power- you were a powerful warrior, and your command over your dragons was impressive, as Poseidon introduced himself to you and you did the same. Your babies were cautious with this unknown man but did nothing other than kept an eye on him as the two of you sat in the sand, after Poseidon asked to speak with you, wanting to know more about you- you intrigued him, and it wasn’t often another, especially a human, would intrigue him.
-QSH- He was one of the first people you met in Valhalla, after he had learned of not only your death but your ascension. You had not been expecting this unknown man to rush at you and sweep you into his arms, hugging you close while you squealed in surprise. Your babies did nothing, as they could sense that this person, although a bit odd, wasn’t going to hurt you- he was powerful and could be dangerous, but he wasn’t doing anything to harm you. Your face was bright red, not used to such affections as he pulled back before he kneeled before you, bowing his head, “Thank you Y/N- for saving my empire!” when he introduced himself to you, everything made sense, as you had thrown those in power out on their asses in his empire and you brought it back to its former glory and QSH was extremely thankful, as he had seen how many people you had saved. He was rather affectionate with you, something you weren’t used to from anyone other than your husband, but you soon realized what your babies had- that this was a good person. Your babies, however, didn’t like how close he was getting, and they would make sure to hang on you, nipping at him if he got too close, telling him to mind your space, being protective of you, which you thought was cute. QSH was going to work hard to win them over!
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So God of War Ragnarok's free DLC campaign is about Tyr turning Valhalla into a roguelike maze to train Kratos, then acting as the final boss of a run at the very end.
And at first it's played straight you know? Tyr has his sword and spear as you would expect from a Nordic god. But then you beat him once and the next time he appears it starts getting a little chuuni. He goes "I have a surprise for you. You're not the only one with weapons from far-off lands" and brings out a Macuahuitl (an Aztec club) and starts mixing it into his attacks.
It's really cool! But also from that point on you kinda get a feeling of where this is going.
The third time you fight Tyr, he brings out a pair of Khopesh (Egyptian sickle-swords) and starts comboing you. And now that you know swords are on the table, you know exactly where this is going.
The last time Kratos fights Tyr, he goes "I have one last thing to show you!" like it's not already obvious what the fuck he's going to bring out next. And sure enough, this fucking guy assumes a very familiar stance that he probably thinks looks really cool, and then he slowly pulls out a goddamn katana.
And the worst part is, man it is kinda cool to see the blades of chaos get thrown at Tyr in a full iai stance. Fuck.
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thesoftboiledegg · 4 months
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"Mort: Ragnarick" was pure fun, but a different kind of fun than "Rickfending Your Mort" and "Rise of the Numbericons: The Movie."
"Rickfending Your Mort" was a laid-back clip show that gave the viewer a break after the insanity of "Unmortricken"--a smart decision but not one with a lot of substance. "Rise of the Numbericons: The Movie" has been controversial. I thought it was entertaining, but it would've worked better as a YouTube short.
If "Unmortricken" represented lore episodes at their best, "Mort: Ragnarick" was the best of classic Rick and Morty adventures: a wildly imaginative plot, goofy satire, fantasy science and Rick and Morty working together as a duo, reminding us how much they need each other.
Rick's the driving force behind these adventures, but without Morty, he's just a miserable old man trying to distract himself. Morty's the heart and voice of reason. He also gives Rick something to live for. Without him, Beth, Jerry or Summer, why do anything?
Rick pretends to live for science, but "science" just caused decades of grief and isolation. His family isn't a concept; it's an entity that loves him back.
Bigfoot, an evil pope, Pokeballs, Valhalla, clone bodies, infinite energy sources, zombie Summer, Rick screaming "PO-O-O-O-OPE!": only Rick and Morty could combine all those concepts into one cohesive episode. I never thought "Wow, that took me out of the story." The Pokeball came close, but the end credits scene tied it all together.
Jerry's scene was a standout, too. Chris Parnell's reading of "Nana!" was genuinely sweet. It seems like Jerry's becoming a (mostly) willing participant in Rick's schemes instead of a helpless guinea pig. Is Rick learning that releasing his iron grip on his family makes them more attached to him, not less?
I also loved it when the Vikings called Rick a witch. He loves crystals, plays with magic, has two crows as familiars: damn right, he is!
You have to suspend your disbelief a couple of times, mainly when Bigfoot attacks Rick in the kitchen (he crushed Rick earlier like it was nothing, but now Rick walks away with a few scratches?) Still, the little character moments overshadow these flaws.
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Judging by old posts that I've seen floating around, I think Rick and Morty's relationship is finally becoming what fans wanted it to be in seasons 1-3. Rick's still mean, but he's less dominant and more of Morty's mischievous co-conspirator. An alien mobster freaking out in "The Jerrick Trap" because of Rick's "touch my grandson and die" policy is straight out of fanon.
Rick's more physically gentle, and Morty responds in kind. He grabs and supports him when Bigfoot attacks him at home and touches his arm during their weird, overdramatic Bigfoot send-off. His pained cry of "Rick!" when Bigfoot nearly crushes him is heart-wrenching. Operation Phoenix is back online, but Morty's tired of watching him die!
Season five is when Rick started showing emotions on his face besides that cold, pissed-off glare--we all know the one--and in season seven, it's accelerated to Rick crying in front of others. He matches Morty's feelings instead of pretending that he's above human emotions.
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Needless to say, dudebros have been flooding Adult Swim's Instagram comments and Twitter replies with "Rick and Morty is shit now!" "Rick's too nice!" "Rick and Morty has gone woke!" Justin Roiland's firing gave them more fuel, but they started even while he was still on the payroll.
Their favorite line is "Rick isn't Rick anymore!" And they're right. Rick's not the asshole from seasons 1-2 who had a couple of redeeming qualities. He's not the monster that he was in season three and parts of season four. He's not the defeated man in season five who started to realize that he's hurting people but still wanted Morty to look after him like a child.
Season six is when he started to grow up--not a lot, but enough that he began taking on adult responsibilities instead of thinking he's a teenage boy who sees another teenager as his peer. I wish we saw more therapy appointments, but while they're mostly off-screen, we're definitely seeing the effects.
This doesn't make Rick a great person or atone for what he's done. Some of his crimes are beyond atonement, and not just the obvious ones like blowing up planets. This is a universe where everyone has a body count and events that should've destroyed Earth have no effect on civilization. Death and destruction don't mean that much.
His worst crimes are the personal ones: destroying Morty's psyche in "The Vat of Acid Episode," treating his family like garbage for most of season three. You can't atone for that. You can't apologize for that.
However, I don't only judge characters by their past. I judge them by their capacity to change.
Walter White is a brilliant character, but he's not a personal favorite because his arc is a slow descent into hell. Rick's slowly climbing out of his crater, and while it doesn't erase the past, it's still happening. For me, that's more satisfying than watching a monster become a bigger monster.
Of course, he's still not above cosplaying as Odin while wearing a golden crown that literally says "GOD." But the former "no girls allowed" alpha male has become a dedicated therapy patient who's also a thirst object that would make bros cry about double standards. Sure, Rick, you're a god, now put on that weird half-shirt and prance around a little.
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canaidliafail · 1 year
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stay grounded pt.2
streamer Abby anderson x streamer reader 🌿
[part 1] [part 3]
TW: weed & poor usage of the english language. MDI
quick note: HUUUUGE thank you to all the comments and reblogs and asks 🥹🤲🏻 I never thought I would get to experience such overwhelming support regarding my silly lil fics so Im very grateful and hope you enjoy the upcoming parts just as much
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24 full hours passed until the moment you were almost ready to open her message. You didn’t know what to say or what she was going to ask. You liked the message there because what if the conversation just didn’t go well? What if she was reaching out to complain about your fans ? or what if…well just
what if
You checked the time and then your phone.Depending on where she lived you either were about to respond way too early or way too late and that mattered to you a lot because you needed to have excuses made accordingly for he lack of responding
“she is at the gym” or “she’s probably asleep”
“heyyyy :)” you typed the response and stared at it for a hard minute. Was it childish? no it was fine, it seemed friendly
you erased it and typed a “hi :)”
no now I seem passive aggressive
you erased it again and typed a “heyy” and pressed send before you could overthink that as well. Your eyes were glued on the screen and you almost forgot to blink. After a few minutes you exited the convo and pretended you were busy re-organizing the furniture in your living room and sweeping the surface of the coffee table. Your phone pinged and you lunged yourself on the couch grabbing it and looking at who texted you
It was June who sent you a link to a tiktok.
june: check this out!!!
kys
you typed annoyed and she sent a crying face with a series of messages complaining about how much of a bully you were. You opened your ps4 and decided to continue playing valhalla
your fingers started to twitch and you kept clenching your jaw and gritting your teeth stressed. You needed a distraction so in the spur of the moment you posted a story announcing you would be doing a casual stream playing valhalla in 30 minutes and went to roll a blunt while preparing everything.
you checked your phone one last time to see that your message was still left unopened and you feared it would stay that way.
“fuck snap out of it” you whispered rubbing your temples and taking one last slow drag. You carefully put the blunt on your moon shaped ashtray and left it on the living room along with your phone which was on mute.
You did your makeup and checked yourself ok the monitor a couple of times making sure everything looked right from every angle and looked at the mirror at the side of your computer checking your posture and how the clothes you chose sat on you.
You went for the disheveled look with a baggy T and sweat’s structured in a way that looked messy. You would never admit that this carefree “breezy” look took you a good few hours to perfect
you finally turned on your stream and waited for the majority of people to tune in “Hey everyone!”
you greeted them and started reading through the comments while discreetly checking yourself in the viewfinder so that your jaw stayed sharp and your hair in tact
“Hi nice to have you back Grim!” you tried to engage in longer conversations with names you saw pop up frequently in your streams and 20 minutes in you sat back and went to open your game
“alright I don’t have much time today but I thought we could hang out while I go do some tasks in valhalla. I wanna clear out some regions”
you went back and forth from your game screen to your chat occasionally replying but mostly reacting to the game
“Oh that Eivor figure ? Yes so as much as I want it I just can’t justify a purchase like that yet…But hey its on my wishlist so I owe a date to anyone who gets it for me” you said with a soft chuckle and then paused the game to throw out a disclaimer
“seriously though don’t- I, I mean sure do that if you want to but I know kost of you are college students so please don’t throw your money on me in such a way ok?” you said and checked the chat with a soft smile. A big chunk of your crowd was very sweet saying that they wanted to get you something from your wishlist and you entertained them while also reminding them to be responsible with their money
truthfully you made enough from this job and while your wishlist was open you didn’t have the necessity to ask people for gifts unless they started the conversation first
The stream was nice and slow without much happening till out of nowhere you started hearing more and more often the “subscribed to your channel” notification and started getting confused
“My god, welcome but where are all of you coming from?” you asked genuinely confused and saw the chat interacting with another favored figure. Favored by you and by your overlapping audience
staygrounded69: So this is the game you recommended. Looks interesting
Your ears were burning and your hands started to shake. You pretending to be reading, not trusting yourself to speak without stuttering. Abby, Abigail fucking Anderson was watching your stream
“Oh look whos here! Id tell you all to greet Abs but I'm sure most of you somehow found me through her today” you awkwardly said and went back to the game. Someone shamelessly sent a superchat with a voice note
“Abby should dress up as Eivor. She has the muscles” and your eyes widened at the image of that.
“That's a nice idea but she should play the game and see if she even likes it in the first place guys”
staygrounded69: Im intrigued by it for sure!
you could almost here her, hell you could almost picture the way she would say that and it did nothing to calm your nerves so in a rush you tried to end the stream feigning sleep taking over you and saying a bold lie that you had early classes tomorrow.
Once you logged out you turned off your pc and sat on your chair for a good few minutes breathing in and out thinking back to what had just happened
this was impossible. How? Why? no back to how. Actually why is better
why did she watch my stream?
You jumped off your chair and ran to the living room remembering the message. Sure enough there was a notification from the woman herself. Multiple actually
staygrounded69: the game you suggested seems interesting enough. Wanna gimme a summary of it yourself?
and then
staygrounded69: sorry was that overwhelming? Shit my fans go wild sometimes
You tapped to see her stories and her last was a photo of her living room, her dog Alice on the floor laying and her screen showing your stream. You took a good look at the image and your eyes stayed fixed on the corner of the pic where you could see her cropped frame showing only her spread legs in those mouth watering gray sweatpants
you went back to the messages
No its fine! caught me off guard is all but thanks for the shoutout <33
you answered and cringed at how formal and distant your response seemed
And of course I hope you actually enjoyed my stream
you waited and waited and a few minutes later you saw the sent turn into seen and the three dots appeared of her typing and deleting her message
staygrounded69: I did. Weird I never came across you before but you are very entertaining. Got a good look at what valhalla is about as well
no please don’t judge it by my stream today! its so much more than the shitty little quests I did today
you rushed to send the message, your passion overclouding your judgment and throwing your plans on the mysterious flirting out of the fucking window
You wanted to double text and divert the conversation to something else so that it would keep going but didn’t know how and felt that perhaps, that would’ve been a little more ambitious of you. After all she did only text you about the game in the first place
While you weren’t surprised about it but was a bit crestfallen, the conversation ended there with Abby leaving you on seen
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the next two days you obsessively waited for her to post a photo, which she didn’t and waited for a story which there was none and eventually with your friends help you shoved your phone in your bag and tried to get over it
It helped that you had a fat stack of assignments to work through for the week so you buried your head in fabrics and threads and tried to finish the project that was given.
a suit, which meant one inch sewn too far and the thing would be loose and crooked. You used once again yourself as a model for the costume since dragging your friends away from their work and studies didn’t sit well with you. Besides, anyone would be bored of having to sit and wait for you to stitch ,measure, sew, tell them to get up, make them put it on and then do all of that fifty times over till you got the piece right.
Cassie did insist she would love doing that for you given that she had the time but you still refused.
You would love to eventually have an actual model for your end of year fashion show but until then You'd just have to do.
By Friday everything was fixed and wrapped ready to be presented. You were waiting in line as all of you presented your work to the professor and she took her time studying each student's work. You had already tried the suit on and had taken photos to have proof that the measurements were correct both on you and on the doll that you used so you weren't too worried about it.
You had posted the photos on your profile unsure of how they would go since you felt like no one would care enough about things unrelated to the games you play.
“You did a good job. This Fabric though, Why did you choose it?”
your throat was dry and your nerves on edge
“I wanted the extra effect and felt velvet would look good on some parts”
“I see. Try to add extra effect when you learn how to do the basics first, alright?”
You wanted to cry but just gave a curt nod, put the suit back in the bag and went to the back of the class waiting for the short examination to end. This week had a banging start and a Godawful end and you couldn’t wait to go home and sleep it off. You checked the time. one more class and then you were free
In between lectures you decided to head to the cafeteria to see if there was anything left to snack on besides protein bars that tasted like dust or chips which, of course there wasn’t. Kitchen was open only in the early hours which left all of you who had afternoon-night classes to starve and figure it out on your own. With a sigh you went to the guy and asked for a coffee
“I want-“
“Iced latte, sugar and hazelnut syrup. Don’t worry I remember the type of cake you get in your espresso”
you chuckled and leaned against the counter scrolling leisurely through your feed not bothering to check the likes or comments yet
“long week?”
“yeah and I had project presentation too”
“oh shit. What major are you in again?”
“Fashion design and construction. I like it not complaining just-“
You were checking everyone's stories eventually landing on Ellies and had to double check making sure you weren’t mistaken or too sleep deprived to see well. She has shared your post of you wearing your velvet crimson suit. A deep V cut suit and she boldly left a little note at the corner
A good day to be a lesbian
“just?” The barista asked passing you, your coffee which you barely heard, too confused on how she even found you. Making the immediate and only reasonable connection you checked Abby's feed. She had shared your photo a few hours before ellie did and she left a little comment of her own. Way more specific and catered to you making your stomach do a backflip
This woman ♡
Your knees were weak and you started to feel nauseous. You took a seat at the counter looking up at the barista
“mind if I take a seat?”
“sure, did something happen? You don’t look so good”
“I'm fine- thanks…Just light headed”
“alright take your time”
he went back to his work, his frame disappearing behind the door of the -staff only- room leaving you alone.
Thankfully the cafeteria had few people left. two girls at the far east corner on their computers and a guy on the other end of the counter listening to music on his phone and taking notes.
You sent the screenshots to your groupchat. after 10 minutes of being left on “delivered” You spammed them with different meaningless messages to get their attention. Cassie was the first to cave in
cassie: Should we call you international casanova now or…?
CASSIE!!
June: They are both in seattle so I guess she's moving locally
Cassie: Seattle is 1,000€ away from our country so not really
Guys can you help?! Im panicking
Do I text Abby? should I respond
June: YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY?! YES OF COURSE SHE IS SENDING YOU HINTS
Cassie: Damn you really said “I will miss every chance God throws at me”
Rick: sent a link to a facebook post
Cassie: ???
You laughed, feeling a little better trying to ignore the obvious set for failure that any of this flirting was considering that indeed, Abby lived too far
You shook your head and went to respond to her story. If you just thanked her, this wouldn’t go anywhere. If you whined about your teacher this would show uncomfortable familiarity
Took me a week but was worth the effort♡
you responded and her immediate reply came few seconds later
staygrounded69:You made this?! Man you’re talented
No no it's just…measuring and shit.Anyone who’s handy with crafting could learn that
staygrounded69:You could say I'm good with my hands yeah…
You choked on your coffee and started coughing, your arm over your mouth to drown the noise. You had the most stupid smile on your face. You grabbed your bag and decided that you would skip the last class to go back home. No, you needed to enjoy this the way you enjoyed reading a good romance book and the only way to do that was in the comfort of your apartment.
once you reached the bus stop you opened your phone again and went to your chat
Man she was shameless and you leaving her on read for 20 minutes did nothing to make her falter. You could definitely get behind this attitude. It was expected that someone so timid and shy would probably have a nastier side and you really wanted to find out to what extent that went
And here I was hoping to teach you
staygrounded69:That’s one way to spend our date. Learning how to sew sounds interesting
Date? You sure are bold
staygrounded69:Am I? its you who owes me one. Don’t go back on your word now
You looked at the message puzzled, your smile dropping due to the genuine confusion. Did she mistake you for someone else ? Was this message directed to another girl? your bus came and the doors slid open with the rest of the college students walking in. You looked up at their moving frames and finally had a spark of an idea.
it was stupid and a reach but you did make that stupid offer on your stream regarding the ¼ scale Eivor statue.
You checked your wishlist and scrolled all the way down before finally switching to the “purchased” section.
It was there
you went back to your chat
insane. You are insane
staygrounded69; Dont worry about it. Its not the different from getting you coffee
jesus how much do these sponsors pay you?!
you asked and chuckled awkwardly to yourself. Needless to say. You had very well missed your bus too focused on the conversation and the unexpected direction it took. In the back of your mind you had a bad hunch. This didn’t feel like Abby. But you didn’t know Abby so you decided to push it back for once and let yourself enjoy whatever was going on
Staygrounded69: Sponsors are good and all but the real deal comes from my onlyfans
Your brows shot up and your eyes went from your phone to the side of the pavement. You kicked a stone and let it tumble.
She had onlyfans. Abby anderson had onlyfans and you had no idea. Oh this was dangerous information. You were sure your bank was about to cancel your cards by telepathically reading your mind any minute now.
My bad, I had no idea.
staygrounded69: Yeah set it up not too long ago which fuck, I left you on read cause things were all over the place with work. Sorry for that
Your heart felt warm and you were glad to redirect the heat in your pants to somewhere more productive. Preferably that would’ve been your brain but that didn’t work even when Abby wasn’t involved.
its cool, I get it
staygrounded69: Now about that date
I'd love to but I happen to live a few
countries away from yours
staygrounded69: Then how about you make some time for me and we can play a game together sometime this week?
you bit your lip. You could not believe this. You would go on call with her. The most beautiful woman to ever grace this planet wanted to go on a call with you and play a game. Ha! and people say romance is dead
deal 💕
you said and content you locked your phone and took a seat at the bus stop waiting for your ride. You felt a little more appreciative of how your week ended after all
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coming next: cotton exploring Abbys OF page so next episode will finally have some spice <3
thank you for reading
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svnaaaaaa · 4 months
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On My Way - Sano Manjiro (Mikey) : Part Two
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pairing : mikey x fem reader
summary : one of founding members revealed himself to takemichi and takemichi discovered the horrid truth about the past and also the future.
warning(s) : anime + manga adaptation, a lot of self-thoughts,
previous : part one
next : part three
masterlist
author's note : maybe this part could get 100 notes 🙈
tagging : (if you want to be tagged in, let me know)
recap : 'valhalla's hideout, maybe i can meet baji-kun there!' thought takemichi.
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2005
as their way to the said valhalla's hideout, takemichi had a thought to himself. 'before the battle between toman and valhalla started, i can still pursue baji-kun to return back to toman and i can request mikey-kun to kick kisaki out as a payment. then the future will change with kisaki out of toman!'
"look, we're almost there." kazutora announced as takemichi looked around the area. it was as almost as deserted. then both of them stopped at an abandoned place. "huh? is this the place?" takemichi asked as he saw a grafitti of a headless angel. 'so this is valhalla.' thought takemichi and kazutora opened the door to reveal a place with full of guys in it. "this arcade has been closed for a long time now." kazutora informed as they walked through a sea of guys. 'the vibe here is totally different from toman's.' takemichi thought to himself as he saw of crowd forming in the middle of the room. as he approched the crowd, reveales baji on top of someone, punching the life out of a guy. "baji-kun?" takemichi talked to himself as he saw who it was.
takemichi turned to kazutora. "kazutora-kun, what's going on here?" takemichi asked, kazutora chuckled at takemichi's question. "test of faith to prove that baji's faith is in valhalla and not in toman, it's like switching religion." kazutora informed. "the guy that he's punching hard is toman's first division vice-captain, baji's most trusted right man." kazutora continued, making takemichi shocked at the information. "first division vice-captain?" takemichi asked as kazutora looked at takemichi. 'he's beating his own right man like it was nothing.
baji stopped punching as he stood up. "well, is this enough for an initiation for you yet, hanma-kun?" baji asked as he looked at a guy with tattoos on his knuckles, who sat on his makeshift throne, eyeing down on baji and the punched out guy. the guy, hanma, just grinned. "kazutora!" hanma called and both takemichi and kazutora turned to look at hanma. "you ready?" hanma asked as he grinned. "this guy is toman's newest member, hanagaki takemichi." kazutora announced as takemichi could felt his heart pumping so fast like it is almost burst out of his chest. 'what? am i going to be the next subject for test of faith?!' takemichi screamed internally. hanma, who stepped down from his throne, walked through the makeshift hallway. "step forward." hanma instructed and takemichi move forward himself until he stood in front of hanma.
hanma grinned which gave shivers on takemichi's spine. "you're hanagaki?" hanma asked and takemichi swore he just want to run away from all of this. 'why did i let kazutora-kun let me into this lion's den as if we're going to play house!' takemichi thought to himself. "huh, it's you." it was baji and takemichi turned his head towards him. "you came here to be killed or what?" baji asked and takemichi shocked at the question.
'now i'm going to be the next victim and not bringing baji-kun back!'
"we will now summon a witness!" a bulky guy announced. 'eh? what is going to happen next?' takemichi thought to himself. "one of toman's founding member, the first division captain, baji keisuke here wants to join valhalla." hanma started to talk. "as it may gives us advantage in crushing toman, he could be a possible spy from toman itself." continued hanma, which causing a stir among the valhalla members. "therefore, kazutora here prepared us a witness to give out his statement." hanma announced as he pointed out at takemichi. takemichi just looked at him, confused. "hanagaki takemichi, at the last toman's gathering, what did baji said to mikey?" hanma questioned as takemichi refreshed back of what happened that last night. "he said, 'i'm leaving to join valhalla. so i quit, the first division captain, will be toman's enemy.'" takemichi said, making the valhalla members shockes at the statement and hanma grinned evilly. "what do you think, kazutora?" hanma asked, takemichi turned his head towards kazutora's direction. kazutora just smiled. "with the test of faith and witness summoning, don't you think it is good enough?" kazutora questioned. "even if baji is a spy, won't that giving us advantage?" kazutora continued, making hanma hummed to himself. "isn't that right baji? we will crush toman and mikey himself." kazutora said coldly. takemichi confused. then baji sighed heavily as he bowed 90 degree at kazutora.
hanma, who is entertained by this, announced, "baji keisuke is now a member of valhalla!" causing takemichi gritted his teeth. "wait a minute!" takemichi shouted, causing everyone looked at him.
takemichi turned to baji. "baji-kun, why are you betraying toman?" takemichi asked. "weren't you the one who built toman alongside mikey and the others?" he continued. baji huffed at the question. "just because i built toman, i can't betray toman?" baji asked. "that guy's built toman as well and he resented toman the most." baji said as he pointed at someone. takemichi followed and it was kazutora. kazutora just smiled at takemichi.
"here." hanma announced as he throw a piece of clothing. it was a greyish white jacket. "it's valhalla's uniform." hanma continued and baji immediately wear the jacket, causing takemichi froze up. hanma turned to takemichi with grin on his face. "hanagaki, give this message to mikey." hanma said. "a week from now, at abandoned car park. toman vs valhalla, will be our final fight." hanma said and off takemichi go without any scratches on him.
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'before we face valhalla, bring baji back or else i'll kil you.'
takemichi yawned as he walked his way to school. 'how do i explain this to mikey-kun?' takemichi thought to himself until he heard someone calling for him. takemichi turned his head towards the voice calling for him and it was a grouchy looking guy on a set of swings. 'what? who is this scary looking guy?' takemichi thought to himself and turned his head back to the front. "just ignore him." takemichi mumbled to himself and before he started to walk away, the guy said, "yesterday was a total disaster for us both huh?" takemichi turned his head back to the guy. "yesterday?" takemichi asked to himself as the guy just snickered. "baji-san was a total badass right?" the guy asked with a smile on his face, making takemichi even more confuse. "baji-san, are you baji-kun's friend?" takemichi asked as if this could be a light to bring baji back to toman.
"tokyo manji gang first division vice-captain, matsuno chifuyu." chifuyu introduced himself and takemichi was shocked at the introduction. "you're the guy that was beaten to pulp!" takemichi said as chifuyu looked away. "i got beat up so he could join valhalla, but not to destroy toman." chifuyu informed takemichi. "huh?" was all takemichi said. "baji-san got something else in his mind and it is because of kisaki." chifuyu continued and takemichi froze at the name.
"toman's falling apart."
"baji-san joined valhalla so he could get at kisaki." chifuyu informed. "you mean, valhalla and kisaki are somehow connected?" chifuyu shrugged at the thought. "probably yeah." answered chifuyu. "this is where i'm in, i'm going to investigate about valhalla from the outside while baji-san investigate within valhalla itself." chifuyu explained to takemichi. "does baji-kun told you this?" takemichi asked and chifuyu shooked his head no. "he didn't and i know him very well." chifuyu replied as he stood up from the swing. "help me out takemitchy, if i don't do something, baji-san might drag himself into more trouble than it is." takemichi gasped at the statement.
takemichi held out his hand and chifuyu smiled. reaching for takemichi's held out hand, and they shooked their hands.
"i'm counting on you, partner."
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with hinata and emma joining, the trio went to karaoke nearby hinata and y/n's school, having fun of their life. exiting the karaoke place, emma saw someone familiar. someone with blonde braided hair. "draken!" emma called and draken turned around, looking surprise. "emma, what are you doing here?" draken asked as emma approaching him. hinata and y/n just walking behind her. y/n looked around just in case she saw someone that she took interest in. "i went to karaoke with hina-chan and y/n-chan!" emma replied as she wrapped her arms around draken's arm.
"are you looking for me?"
y/n heard a voice behind her and automatically turned around to see a pair of dark black eyes which makes her legs walked back as a reflex. mikey managed to catch y/n before she could take a fall by her waist, with hinata gasped silently. it was almost seem like a romance drama that y/n's mum seen on television during afternoon.
"what are you two doing?" draken asked monotonous, causing the two snapped out of trance. mikey pulled y/n steady on her feet and placed his arms to his sides, as if nothing happened. both having blushing red face causing hinata and emma chuckled. "seems like a romance drama for me." emma said as she giggled, causing y/n's face turning red even more.
as the night turning late, mikey decided to accompany hinata and y/n while emma and draken walks back home together. with y/n in the middle between mikey and hinta, sure the journey back home was a bit awkward since this was the first time mikey and y/n met each other properly. once they arrived at the apartment complex, hinata excused herself and left mikey and y/n alone at the front of the complex, to give them privacy (read: peeping then through the rails of her apartment).
"so urm, i heard takemitchy is your cousin." mikey voiced out causing y/n to look at him directly and not elsewhere surrounding him. "y-yea, he is. i hope he's not a bother to you." y/n said, making mikey chuckled at her response. "no he's not, in fact i like him. he reminds me of my older brother." mikey told her. y/n tilted her head, confused by mikey's response. mikey just smiled. "i have something to ask you." mikey stated as y/n starting to get nervous of it. "i, uh i was wondering if you would like to go on, uh a date?" mikey asked nervously as he looked down at his feet. y/n just chuckled at him. "mikey-kun," y/n called for him making him to look up at her again, seeing how warm yet beautiful her smile is causing mikey's heart to skip a beat. "i would love to." y/n replied and then she looked away.
from that moment, mikey knew that she would be the love of his life.
"trust me mikey-kun, just ask her for a date and i guarantee you that she would love to go on a date with you!" takemichi told mikey one day after they talked about getting baji back into toman.
mikey smiled at y/n's response.
"thank you, takemitchy."
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"baji-san joined valhalla so he could get at kisaki." chifuyu informed. "you mean, valhalla and kisaki are somehow connected?" chifuyu shrugged at the thought. "probably yeah." answered chifuyu.
"so what are we going to do first?" takemichi asked as both chifuyu and takemichi walking around the town. "i want to do a thorough investigate between kisaki and valhalla." chifuyu told him. "any leads?" takemichi asked chifuyu and he nodded his head lightly. "there's someone connected to kisaki before joining toman." chifuyu replied, and started to walking with takemichi following behind chifuyu and eventually walking beside chifuyu.
"by the way, we're in the same age. so no need to be formal with me." takemichi shocked at the revelation. "what? i thought you are my senior!" takemichi outbursted causin chifuyu laughed lightly.
as they arrived at somehow a building that looks like a workshop, takemichi just confused by it. "this is your lead?" takemichi asked as he looked at the building. chifuyu continued walking to the said building. "let's go inside." followed by takemichi, they entered the building until they heard a knocking sound. "oi, you got guests!" an old man yelled as he saw chifuyu and takemichi at the front entrance and then a buffy guy with blonde buzz cut stopping his knocking and looked back, revealed himself to the duo. takemichi shocked when he saw who it was. 'it's moebius's former leader!' thought takemichi to himself.
"what do you two want?"
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autumnmobile12 · 1 year
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The Vampires in Castlevania
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Vlad III Dracula Ţepeș (Impaler) was a real person.  He was a Wallachian voivode who was born sometime between 1429 and 1431, and he died in 1476.  The exact manner of his death has been lost to history, but the common belief is he was beheaded in battle and his head was sent to Sultan Mehmed II in Constantinople as proof of his death.
As for Bram Stoker’s Dracula, some historians are starting to doubt the prince was the actual inspiration for the famous vampire.  One of the reasons for this is Stoker was a very thorough note-taker, but none of his notes for writing Dracula mention Vlad III or any of his lifetime achievements/atrocities.  So it’s possible Stoker only chose the name ‘Dracula’ because he knew it translated as ‘son of the Devil.’  Further reading - Dracula: Sense and Nonsense by Elizabeth Miller.
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Carmilla is the name of a lady vampire in the novella Carmilla by Sheridan le Fanu, a story that is actually older than Stoker’s novel.  It features a lesbian relationship between Carmilla and the protagonist, Laura, and was written as a criticism of the Victorian view of women, specifically repressed sexuality.
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Varney also comes from a book.  Varney the Vampire or The Feast of Blood was a penny dreadful written by James Malcolm Rymer and Thomas Peckett Prest.  (I haven’t read this one all the way through, but there is a scene where Varney is struggling to get over a garden wall, and I think that’s hilarious.  Not exactly apex predator material.)
Varney:  You think you have me stymied, don’t you.
Trevor:  No, I think a garden wall has you stymied.
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Lenore is the name of a German poem written by Gottfried August Bürger.  It’s about a woman named Lenore who curses God because her beloved did not come back from war, so Death kidnaps her to reunite them, effectively condemning her soul for eternity.  It’s not about a vampire, but the poem has had a hand in influencing vampire literature.
Anyway, does anyone else really want to see Lenore cheering Trevor on in the last battle?  Or stealing the knife and ending Death herself.  Cause I do now.
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The closest thing to a vampire in Viking folklore is the draugr, although this creature is more of a restless ghost than what we think of as a vampire.  They haunt the graves of the dead and guard the treasures they acquired in life by driving humans insane, drinking their blood, eating their flesh, and other nasty things.
Side note:  I’m really curious as to what led Godbrand to becoming a vampire.  Immortality didn’t really play a huge factor in Old Norse culture since the Vikings believed a glorious death in battle was the one and only way to go to Valhalla.  Other deaths that were deemed shameful or unworthy landed you in Helheim, which I really need to address further in a separate post.
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Japan also doesn’t have an exact vampire equivalent, but they do have some yokai spirits that have vampire-like characteristics, including but not limited to:
Nukekubi:  A flying head that detaches from its human body at night and attacks people to drink their blood.
Rokurokubi:  A similar creature to nukekubi except the head doesn’t detach but rather travels from the body via an elongated neck.
Nure-Onna:  The ‘drenched woman’ is a large serpent with the head of a woman that drinks blood.
Personally, I would have loved to see Cho’s head fly off to attack someone simply to see Sypha, Alucard, and Trevor briefly panic.
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Buddha x (fem) reader
🎰 Casino event 🎰
Warnings: 18+ no minors 🔞, BDSM, breeding kink, sex toys, sir and daddy kink, role play (bunny),
Buddha’s girl.
Is what everyone in Valhalla called her, “Buddha’s girl”.
Buddha could be headstrong, however if someone wanted something from Buddha the best way was to go thru (Name). If he wasn’t showing up for meetings? Get (Name) to say something. It didn’t matter, the sure fire way to get Buddha was (Name).
Everyone knew it.
It all started when Buddha went to the casino and resort.
Buddha wanted to relax, as if he didn’t do that already, still he believe he needed a break and of course his friend Sakata Kintoki suggested going. Without another word, the two left for the new casino and resort, and once they got there the two had fun.
Buddha wasn’t too fond of the other gods being there, but that didn’t stop him from having fun.
Buddha was happily relaxing by the pool, laying down on a lounge chair with his hands behind his head and enjoying the sun being out.
“Buddha! Look what I found!”
Buddha heard his friend’s call his name, waking up from his nap Buddha sat up groggily as the sun kindly hurt his eyes a bit. But once he could see he was not expecting, a group of women in “those sexy bunny outfits”, is what Buddha called the outfits. Kintoki had a big grin on his face, believing this would make Buddha happy.
However.
“What did you find?”
“Don’t say that, they’re fans. So, I bought them to you.”
Okay.
At least they were cute and Buddha didn’t feel like turning them all away and so he decided to have a bit of fun. However, a little fun turned into half the night for Buddha and Kintoki playing at the casino. While playing Black Jack at a gambling table Kintoki did notice his friend still at the slot machines with a cute “bunny” still. Being obvious, Kintoki made a teasing face before going back to his game while finding his friend still playing games with just one woman.
As the days passed, Kintoki found the woman’s name and found out she worked at the casino of course, and popular among the guests. Kintoki could see why, shy, curious, and high spirited all in one and if Kintoki could see it Buddha saw it as well. As well as a little innocent, an area that Buddha liked to tease a lot. Buddha played it off like he wasn’t interested, however when Kintoki simply said her name Kintoki had his attention.
Giving her candy was another hint, as Buddha was a bit biased. Kintoki didn’t notice, but Buddha also gave her the biggest tips.
Not to mention, this was supposed to be a bro-cation. Kintoki would have to “hunt down” Buddha but every-time he would be with (Name) at the slot machines, pool, or out in the city. Still, Buddha denied he was interested in her. Buddha couldn’t deny it anymore when Kintoki caught him texting.
No. Buddha never texted.
No way.
“Man, you are whipped!”
“You don’t even know who I’m texting.”
Buddha covered his phone screen as he laid on the couch, the two were staying at hotel the casino had which was “a bit luxurious” Buddha called it. Kintoki grinned as he made bunny ears with his index fingers making Buddha frown as he was caught.
“Can’t get one over you, Kin-Chan.”
“Well, what are you going to do? Is she single.”
“She’s single. But there’s no rush. We can take our time.”
Buddha stretched out on the sofa with a smile on his face while Kintoki just agreed with him, after all Buddha had a good head on his shoulders. Now if he could just get him out and about they would be on a roll.
So, every year the two would take a vacation to their favorite casino and Buddha always kept in constant in contact with (Name). However, Buddha started to have his vacations were more frequent than before and of course Buddha wouldn’t stay at the hotel but at (Name)’s place.
Buddha liked staying at her place, calling it “A calming place.”
The two became rather close over time, chatting over snacks, talking about what was going on in Valhalla, watching movies, taking walks and naps. Any movie with kissing Buddha would shield her eyes in a teasing way, saying “Gotta shield you from the naughtiness.”
As if Buddha was pure himself.
“Say, how would you like to go to my meetings for me?”
Buddha found the meetings the gods would have to be boring and would scarcely attend them. So, why not see if (Name) would go in his place? And of course the sweet and innocent (Name) agreed to do so. Zeus, wondered who she was and was informed by Hermes that she was Buddha’s assistant.
Well, that was fair.
The gods didn’t mind either as they knew her from the casino and the sweet smile she had helped. So, (Name) was Buddha’s assistant whenever a meeting came up she was there, a message from Zeus? She read it for him.
Buddha gave her snacks and whatever she wanted as payment.
One day, however Buddha was surprised and pleased to see (Name) wearing a similar styled shirt that Buddha wore except the symbol was switched with another bunny symbol, a call to her sexy bunny outfit she wore at the casino. Buddha’s response was that of pure joy as he said “that’s hot.” Even feeling the fabric and surprised they were the same, pinching her cheeks saying “You’re the cutest bunny ever.”
That compliment made (Name)‘s heart skip a beat.
It’s true, Buddha did some innocent flirting all the time but as of recently the compliments and flirting had become heartfelt. However, the two were becoming quite close.
“Buddha! (Name)! I have something for you!”
Kintoki had arrived on a hill with gifts for his friends, both were relaxing underneath a tree and watching the clouds. Both were pleased to see their kindhearted friend, especially with the gifts. Kintoki had given Buddha Kintaro Candy, and gave (Name) a rabbit doll.
Kintoki had found the doll in town as there were many kids wanting one at the shop, and so Kintoki just bought it for (Name) out on a whim. Of course, (Name) loved it and thanked Kintoki, saying it was the sweetest gift ever. Buddha did tease her a bit, saying she was too mature for a stuffed animal. Ignoring Buddha instead as she puffed her cheek a bit as a pout while (Name) gave all her attention to Kintoki.
It was amusing, as Kintoki found out the next day that Buddha had bought (Name) a six foot bunny. Kintoki just didn’t know if it was because he wanted to make amends for his remark or because Buddha was a bit envious of him getting (Name) a gift.
Kintoki kindly leaned towards the second option, as he knew Buddha was teasing and didn’t mean it. Thinking to himself, a six foot bunny was just being over the top. However, when he saw his friend having a room neatly filled with stuffed bunnies he knew Buddha was behind it. The valkyries would pay a visit to (Name)’s “office”, mostly Goll, Hlokk and Alvitr. Buddha would give candy to the valkyries and they gladly took it.
As the years passed Buddha and (Name) were one in the same, and everywhere you saw one you saw the other.
Most people in Valhalla assumed maybe there was a little more going on than just Buddha having a sweet and cute assistant. Some, just thought they were rather innocent as Buddha liked to do whatever he wanted and (Name) was along for the ride.
That is until the day Ragnarok started.
After round six Buddha escaped the infirmary to the same tree he sat near before Round 6 started. Claiming his injury were fine, however his injury still gave him trouble and he considered stayed in the infirmary longer. As a matter of fact, (Name) was looking for him although wanted some peace and quiet. Not that (Name) was a bother, but everyone wants alone time.
“…Oh. Oh!”
While enjoying the warm sun and leaning against the tree while sitting down Buddha remembered that he had a “little” bet with his beloved (Name). Before round six started the Buddha proposed a deal, a risky gamble, if he won his fight Buddha wanted a surprise from (Name) any surprise would do. (Name) was more concerned with Buddha losing and losing him forever to Nifheil. However, Buddha reassured her that he would win and that he wouldn’t be defeated.
Whether it was Buddha’s cockiness or reassurance she agreed.
Now, Buddha had won and all that was left for to wait and see what his sweet (Name) had in store for him. Thinking to himself it could be something yummy as candy or perhaps popcorn. That would be nice.
Then again, maybe it was something naughty.
Before Buddha could think of something naughty about (Name) his injury seemed to scold him for it, as he clutched his injury in pain.
“You should have stayed in your room, Buddha.”
Buddha knew that voice and tried to play it off as he looked back to see his sweet (Name) with a worried look on her face, the “sexy” bunny outfit was a nice view from Buddha’s view. “A lovely view” Buddha thought to himself with a smile he playfully welcome (Name) to sit beside him.
“Is this my surprise? It’s nice.”
Buddha was feeling rather playful as he watched (Name) sit beside him, getting a very quick look at her breasts and then proceeding to be his easy going self. The two had a good conversation about recent events until (Name) kindly asked Buddha about the video she sent him.
Buddha was eating some candy he had nearby but stopped briefly when he heard “video”, with his mouthful he uttered out “What video? Hold on-“ it was rather difficult to make out but (Name) was used to it and just as Buddha quickly reached for his phone (Name) stopped him by placing her hand on his, a bashful smile was on her face and Buddha was confused at first but got a knowing smile on his lips.
“What sort of video is it? Speak, girl.”
“It’s just a video, why don’t you wait until later?”
It was (Name)’s turn to be playful and it only made Buddha want to see the video that more.
“Okay, I’ll watch it later. But… can I get a little peek?”
“…Peek?”
Buddha calmly pointed to her chest, it was Buddha’s favorite place followed closely by the thighs. Buddha would sometimes say he wanted to between them to whenever he was frustrated with something, Kintoki would tell Buddha he’s becoming a bit more whipped as telling him stop would be pointless as he Buddha did he what he saw fit or say.
“Well…okay.”
Slowly pulling down the top of her corset Buddha’s attention was solely on (Name)’s chest, regardless if he could only see with one eye at the moment. His thoughts were “Finally, finally.” Buddha was certain he was hearing his heart beat in his ears as he wanted this for a long time and just as he was about to see what he wanted both heard “What are you two doing?”
Quickly hugging (Name) as to cover her up he saw Kintoki with a innocent curious expression, obviously not seeing what transpired.
“We are hugging, hugging her does it look like?”
“Oh, well. I didn’t know. You shouldn’t be out here Buddha, the nurses are looking for you.”
Buddha and (Name) eventually separated from their hug when she lightly tugged on his shirt. The three chatted for a bit and Kintoki did ask why (Name) was wearing sexy bunny outfit as he hadn’t seen her wear it in a long time, to which (Name) responded with a smile on her face that she had made a bet. Kintoki kindly read between the lines but he didn’t want to assume wrong so he simply smiled and told her she looked pretty and (Name) bashfully thanked Kintoki. Buddha then asked Kintoki for a favor, of course with Kintoki being loyal Kintoki agreed without having Buddha saying anything else.
(Name) found that to be Kintoki’s “cutest” trait about him and once she heard that Buddha wanted for Kintoki to bring him Siegfried she offered to go with him while Buddha wanted her to stay with him for once. Nonetheless, he let her go with his best friend but before the two left (Name) gave Buddha a hug and then softly whispered in Buddha’s ear about the video and that seemed to please Buddha for now.
Kintoki found the two hugging suspicious and thought they were up to something.
Once the two left, Buddha stretched out and enjoyed the peace and quiet again. Until curiosity got the better of him and he quickly grabbed his phone. Buddha politely scooted the birds away as he had a feeling the video was not (Name) saying “Hello” to him, the birds chirped perhaps in protest but Buddha scooted them away again just to be sure.
Buddha was right, it wasn’t a sweet video.
The opening consisted of (Name) congratulating Buddha on his victory and that she was very happy he would be here in Valhalla longer.
“So, I’m sure you wanted a surprise from me and so I wanted to let you know some surprising things about me. Um, well I have a crush on you and I’ve had one for awhile.”
Yes, (Name) was wearing the outfit that Buddha liked so much and watched how flustered she was when confessing as she played with her bunny ears the whole time. For Buddha, this was art in motion for him, a gift bestowed upon him and he wasn’t about to fuss. No, he was enjoying the way she confessed to him ,the camera at the time, that she liked his easy going nature and his carefree attitude. It was the way he felt like she was riding his cock with her being there.
The more she confessed she liked the more she let “slip” out, confessing how she liked his muscles and how she wanted to feel them one day. Well, Buddha wanted to see her breasts which sounded like an even trade to him. While the video was rather sweet in confession Buddha was hot and bothered and injured. Cursing the fact he was still healing he wanted to do some confessing of his own and by the end of the video (Name) had another surprising confession to make.
“I guess I owe you a surprising fact about me, and that would be that I like to play with toys.”
“….Well duh, you have a room-Oh!”
The birds stopped what they were doing and looked at Buddha when they heard Buddha yell “Oh!”. When Buddha saw the bunny shaped toy. Muttering to himself that this was a surprise but it certainly welcome. Hearing “I’ll see you later Buddha” with her blowing him a kiss Buddha was a bit taken back as he muttered over and over again “Where the rest of it?” Then mentioning how he wanted to see more until he took a deep breath and leaned against the tree with his arms behind his head.
“That was still good.”
Closing his eyes and enjoying the sun and the clear sky, while thinking to himself how he wanted to use that toy on his precious (Name). Definitely, thinking how he wanted to tease her with it while having his thick cock inside her making her squirm in pleasure. The thought alone made Buddha want smirk a bit, then he wondered if he could ask her to get a bunny vibrator because he had some ideas for that.
“Maybe she already has one.”
Buddha made a dragged out “ooo” sound following it up with a “Naughty girl” while the image in his head of her using the vibrator on her made him nod his head in agreement as though it was “official”. Buddha’s imagination was all over the place from using toys on her to simply fucking her against whatever.
Bed. Wall. It didn’t matter.
Buddha had a lot of naughty things to say to her when they would, soon, let themselves into their lustful desires. A breeding kink was definitely itching at Buddha as he envisioned fucking her from behind while he held her right leg while whispering in her ear how sweet she was and how he wanted to treat her like the princess she was. How he wanted to fill her delicious cunt to the brim with his cum and how he wanted to see her round with his children. After all, bunnies are one of the most fertile animals.
“Now what toy could I use on her?”
Buddha didn’t know if he wanted to spank her with “bunny” whip or his hands which would work just as good as they were good in size. Vibrators, handcuffs and whips. Buddha wanted to use it all, however Buddha also didn’t know if he wanted to be handcuffed or if he wanted to handcuff her.
Again, both ideas sounded great.
What about butt plug ins? Did she like those? Did she have one?
One with a cottontail would be absolutely perfect.
Buddha had it all thought out.
The sexy bunny costume stayed on while Buddha used both the vibrator for her cunt and the butt plug in for her ass, while edging her to her breaking point. Of course he reward her, she was his sweet “bunny.”
Buddha wanted to be so sweet to her while also being so naughty and now that he knew how naughty Buddha wanted to play along. But it would have to be his way of course, there was a lot of positions he wanted to try.
Why not both? Both ideas were good.
Buddha wanted her to call him “Sir”, if not he would take “daddy” as a back up. Nothing in between, one or the other. Not to mention, he always envisioned her face in pure ecstasy and lust. It was what he enjoyed the most. Watching her lips say his name over and over made him nod his head again as though it was official. Buddha had a lot of thoughts for his tongue as well, from licking her nipples to eating her out until he was finished.
Sometimes, Buddha would imagine her being the sweet and submissive, while other times he imagined her being a top and telling him to shut up and be a “good bottom”. Buddha didn’t know what he liked best, both was fine with him.
Decisions.
Those breasts.
Buddha wanted to also have his cock between her breasts too, from giving him blow job while having his cock between her breasts to simply giving her a tit fuck while telling him “Keep going, my tits are all for you.”
For him.
No one else.
Buddha waited years for (Name)’s confession and he could wait a little longer for her to get back. As he too, had a surprise for her when she returned.
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