#i support trans rights. trans rights to murder pink bird brains

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dear reddit. today at a work meeting i (44m) was minding my own business waiting for everyone to show up when my coworker (39m) who wears the ugliest feathered coat proceeded to sit directly next to me despite there being multiple empty seats. he is manspreading into my personal space and shedding feathers all over me. wibta if i stabbed him?

#how has croc not killed this guy yet #i support trans rights. trans rights to murder pink bird brains #crocodile #one piece #op #fanart #meme #doflamingo #my art #art #i guess #im just fucking around lmao #i love doffy. he definitely does coke