#i swear they make sense

[thaliajoy-blog]

Alysanne Targaryen moodboard/inspirations

#alysanne targaryen #house targaryen #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #i swear they make sense #the day i set down to draw her will be incredible

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

@staff put the pictures back to the way they were this sucks. the blurry version of an image in the background is bad and distracting. not being able to double tap to zoom sucks. scrolling down to an unrelated video or image? genuinely go fuck urselves. this app keeps getting worse and fucking worse stop changing shit that doesn't need to be changed

#im gonna uninstall this app i swear to fucking god. this sucks so bad #i already have a hard time seeing do you know how much harder youre making it for my blind ass to make sense of what im seeing? fuck you #tumblr update

[tagerrkix]

WHERE IS HE D:

(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)

#HARRY NO #CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY #CROWLEYYYYYYYY #this was hilarious in my head #it's even more hilarious now #don't worry Harry is safe #Crowley is just simply in the mood for giving his angel a teensy weensy heart attack #or maybe he's just processing the question #maybe he's trying to locate the rabbit by using his ✨snaky sense✨ #nahhh he knows where the rabbit is he's just messing around #(he had to watch Aziraphale practice his amazing magic tricks for the entire week leading up to this) #(can you blame him for doing some ✨magic tricks✨ of his own) #(he's a fast learner okay) #(he sure can make rabbits disappear) #(THE RABBIT IS FINE I SWEAR) #(YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME) #(WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU) #(AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY GUYS?????) #Crowley what do you mean “blelele” #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #harry the rabbit

[merilles]

La Belle Dame Sans Merci~💍✨

#thinking of sauron as the femme fatale 'seducer of men' archetypical character #using his beauty to overpower/manipulate others into doing what he wants #a control freak aware of his assets and nonplussed about employing them for his gain #and the ringwraiths being souls falling under the spell of his temptations #maybe suspecting his true nature but too drunk on his sweetness and silver tongue and golden promises to do anything about it #*sounds of gnawing the table* it all makes sense in my head! i swear!!! #tolkien #lord of the rings #lotr #sauron #annatar #the one ring #nazgul #ringwraiths #oc #lotr oc #oc: duvain #my ocs #art #my art #merilles

[inkskinned]

one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.

one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.

i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.

the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.

my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.

i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.

#writeblr #i was doing a lot with high school students. over and over again #other teachers kept asking me what i was doing differently - why the kids listened to me. i am not particularly foreboding #and i have a pretty firm personal policy of never reacting in anger #godhelpme. #i was always kind of taken aback #because in general the kids were pretty easy. i explained i needed to keep everything “PG-13” because this was my workplace #and it was kind of their workplace #too. besides #i love swearing #and since i couldn't swear #neither could they - so if they were going to say “fuck” or become violent #they needed to choose a really specific time #because we only get “the one”.. sure enough - nobody wanted to waste the one very specific “fuck” utterance. kids listened. #i think just because - that rule makes sense. the kids understand that i don't want to be unfair to them #that censorship is stupid #but that i'm under these rules too so like let's ride it out together #also i look young and tbh between me and u nobody wants to make the nice english teacher cry #the way these kids defended me to their friends was really genuinely so heartwarming bc the Grouchy Frat Boy #would be like MISS RAQUEL DOESN'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF AN ATTITUDE BRO DON'T TALK BACK TO HER

[cldhead]

she's matching with both of her brothers and i'm vicariously living through headcanons

#no listen listen #theyre both her brothers in different ways it makes sense i swear it does #steve harrington #eddie munson #max mayfield #steddie #lumax #stranger things

[thestrongestjewel]

I have this concept where clover revives after the barrier is broken and they get to reunite with all their friends, but i wanted to add more onto that and make them have a sibling-like relationship with frisk!! they're so adorable,,,

idk maybe i'll talk more about it in the future

#undertale yellow #undertale #frisk #uty clover #frisk undertale #ut au #they are so silly guys #this will make sense in the future i swear- #or maybe it wont idk #:3

[wasyago]

day 16482 of trying to figure out what color jay's magic is

#jrwi riptide #jay ferin #i just think she's neat 😳 #also like. what color is her magic?????? it's green but its also blue but its also possibly fiery yellow??? like. gurl please pick one #blue wings did look better than green or yellow tho so um. yeah. #but for healing and stuff? i swear i remember it being green. and there was this magical green eagle during la alma arc? mannn #it would make sense for it to be green because she learned magic around her mother (probably?) and uh... #i dont know how these facts related but they are. #but also the ferin part of her family all have yellow fire magic? I think? #but she's also *jay* so like. blue. #mhmmhmhmhmmhmh #i suppoooose it can be all the different colorsss but like.... the consistency.... #sigh #my art #sketch

[onesidedradiostatic]

was gonna make a joke about this and have this be a shitpost instead but honestly may pass out soon so I'll type this seriously cause I have no energy to come up with a clever joke

it's interesting how vox's insults in stayed gone are literally just different ways of saying "you're old and outdated you're old and outdated you're old and outdated you're old and outda" tackled with a bit of "you're a coward" in there, whereas alastor's insults are not jabs at vox being new or modern tech, but rather his practices, "clout-chasing mediocre video podcast" he's saying he's a pandering, attention-seeking sellout, and he targets at vox's insecurities, questions his power, then makes fun of him for still being salty about his rejection.

I feel like it's pretty telling how vox's insults are just SO shallow, while alastor's cut deeper and more personally. while you could say, alastor may be just better at roasting than vox, I feel like it could also tell you something about alastor's hatred of vox being based on actual reason, which makes sense, he is the one who rejected the idea of being on a team with vox, the one who decided to make the decision to step away from their friendship. there were likely legitimate things about vox that alastor started to notice he didn't like.

whereas vox's hatred is extremely petty, he's still pissy over that rejection, he has no reasonable reason to hate on alastor's practices or medium. literally ALL he has is constantly repeating how tv is better and newer and how radio is worse and older, that he literally uses that SAME snap back even after alastor has his part "what a dated voice!" "you're looking at the future! he's the shit that comes before that!". he has NOTHING on alastor. if you asked him to make a list about what he hated about alastor he would probably just give you 10000 synonyms of "he's old and outdated" and be unable to come up with anything non-superficial. because the falling out on his part, from his perspective, was being rejected. and after that, BLIND RAGE. he hates alastor. he does. but he can't reasonably tell you why.

#osrs.txt #THE HALF-ASLEEP-WRITTEN RAMBLE WOO!!!!! #note: I've been awake for like 29 hours now maybe I'm not thinking right and this actually doesn't make sense idk my brain is mush #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #NOT that alastor doesn't have his own pettiness that is his hatred of video LMAO episode 1 #but honestly too tired to go into that I swear if I were more awake I'd elaborate #I'm posting this even though I may regret having typed this half asleep WHATEVRR!!!<

[wakkoroni]

Do yall think Bruce forgets to publically show that he cares for his kids? Okay that sounded wrong but like imagine a hostage situation happening downtown where like one of his kids are held at and the press is like zooming in on Mr.Waynes face expecting to see a panicked dad look or like top tier drama of him screaming “SAVE MY KID” or smth but instead it’s just Bruce staring at the scene visibly calm.

Internally Bruce is figuring out what’s the best course of action to solve this case without exposing his identity so he’s deep into thought and then in the distance a journalist is like “MR.WAYNE! Aren’t you concerned” and then it clicks but now it’ll be too suspicious and he can’t be like “I trust the Gotham police” cause who does??? And has to be like fuck lemme call my PR department and see if they can fix this after all of this

On the news later, top story is “Bruce Wayne doesn’t care for his kids” and Bruce is like … how do I fix this?

He makes sure that his kids know they are loved but more importantly how is he going to show the press that he cares (not that he cares what they think but its a sore spot and he can handle them dragging his name through the mud for sleeping with multiple people but not being called out on being a bad dad, you know?)

Just- Bruce publicly forgetting to panic when one of his kids are in danger and facing the repercussions to it

#i hope this makes sense #the vibe speaks #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #vibey headcanons #batfam headcanons #batdad #he’s a good dad I swear #Gotham

[turtleblogatlast]

Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.

Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.

Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.

In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #rottmnt headcanons #bro was so excited about buying stuff that he didn’t realize it was a scam until too late #so now he’s super sus of all that BUT super willing to laugh at his fam for making the same mistake #anyway yeah I love Leo being well traveled because it honestly makes sense? why NOT use your teleportation to travel if you can do it fast #all his portal mishaps in the series as well as that time he accidentally went to Paris (+ once a diff dimension?) live in my head rent free #Leo destroying the stall of some random family’s restaurant in Paraguay and having to work it off the rest of the summer #he’s just like ‘hey guys I’m heading out’ but doesn’t mention it’s for a part time job in a different country #he only knows like English and Spanish BUT he’s picked up on a lot of other languages too due to his misadventures #tho he mostly knows a whole lot of various swear words #leo about to tease donnie for getting banned from witch town only to remember HE’S banned from a place in Turkey: 😬 #he keeps trying to find where he accidentally put his brothers in Tahiti but he can’t find it and he’s so salty about it lol

[babydarkstar]

i just. i just…FUCK. i just really want harrowhark to go sicko mode when she realizes john has the power to resurrect whoever he wants he just chooses not to and even after learning about his own blood daughter he still doesn’t resurrect her he just makes her a construct. i would be alecto-levels of grief-stricken-enraged if my childhood nemesis/guard dog/whipping girl/codependent lesbian situationship that i lobotomized over/suicide-pact soulmate/only friend was suddenly here but not here haunting her own dead body and the only reason she’s present is because she was made into a fascist killing machine for a man with a power kink, and she’s not even happy about it but she’s going through the motions because all she knows of love is to be useful. (forever your sword.) and if i was harrow and i died and then came back to myself after switching bodies with the human cage holding the earth’s soul and realized all of this, i think i too would be accompanying the earth’s soul on her shoulder to go kill a man with eclipse-eyes and criminal levels of nonchalance. y’know. the one who guarded g1deon but not me, lord. the one who was so sure i had never seen that which lies insensate and with stilled mind, lord, who did not realize i was a lock and there was a key in the shape of a girl, lord. the one who looked me dead in the eye and told me i could never have my cavalier back, lord. the cavalier who came back haunted and empty and incomplete by your hand, lord.

i’m so team ‘harrowhark saves gideon for real this time not because she wants her cav but because she wants her other half’ i might lose my mind about it

#the locked tomb #griddlehark #im going crazy if im being honest #like sorry if this doesnt make sense im losing my mind #also i think so much about kiriona’s jealousy when alecto swears her fealty to harrow #and so many people talk about how theres a chance harrow chooses alecto over kiri/gideon #and yeah. she probably will choose alecto. but not as a supplement to gideon #bc once harrow realized the price to pay she never wanted it to happen to gideon #which is why she was so so upset she literally threw up every day for like a month about it #and lobotomized to stop the soul-bleed from being finalized. #she couldnt swallow one more soul as sacrifice for her own life #let alone gideon?????? she said it all in the pool scene ok. and then the iron fence scene #‘i can’t conceive of a universe without you’ #something something abt making gideons life miserable bc she wished she was dead #and would mever forgive herself for it #etc etc etc #ultimately i think harrow wants gideon. not as a cav or a servant. just as herself #one can dream

[gengwasted]

In which: kaveh doesn’t tell any of his friends when his birthday is

But that doesn't stop Alhaitham from collecting gifts for every year he passed with the architect.

#kavetham #haikaveh #genshin impact #Alhaitham #Kaveh #kaveeeh #minicomic #Kaveh’s birthday #THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SHORTER #BUT #scenes kept coming up #and for my mental sanity I kept it simple lol #I swear I can draw hands better than that #’m pretty sure haitham figured out when Kaveh’s bday is but still respected Kaveh’s decision to not tell him #kaveh feels finally safe enough to accept gifts??? #does this whole thing make sense? #Idk but this boy makes me emotional #gengdraws #staysafe and have a nice life 💛🌻

[puppyeared]

personal character design headcanons + brainrot

Note: the re-bound!au does NOT belong to me, it belongs to @chipper-smol I’m just not normal about it lol

#I SAY PERSONAL BC ITS MY OWN SPIN ON IT. NOT CHIPPERS CANON UNLESS THEY DECIDE TO OR NOT YOU HEAR ME /LH #I made a banner and everything this time. PLWEASE send them your questions not me JAJFHDSF #I thought it would be cool if macaque has two separate forms as a shadow and inside a mindscape. like I wanted his shadow form to reflect #him in his prime and then the mindscape form as what he looked like when he died. or a more vulnerable state at least #based on LBD appearing to MK as the ivory lady when she died in the S3 special. I don’t know exactly what it was but my first thought seein #the white void was she was appearing to MK in his mindscape to talk to him. so I built on that #I wanted to give him a more ‘Smokey’ look as a shadow just based on how he manipulates them in the show like in shadow play. I hope this #makes it look cool and immaterial. and then his mindscape form would be more battered up and tangible #the last couple images are chippers ideas though since they said the monkeys are drawn to MK when macaque is possessing him lol #and the fact that macaque doesn’t have any senses unless he’s possessing someone + literally sniffing out wukong in the scroll 🤨📸 #I also have a vivid image of macaque moving from the mindscape to physical form like umm. kind of like when he passes the boundary between #physical and spirit/mind(?) it’s like the shadow covers him like ink. or pulling Saran Wrap over your face and it clings to your skin #so it kind of makes the shadow seem like a sort of shell or covering.. and I love the idea of MK meeting macaque in the mindscape for the #first time too. like the moment mac rescues him from LBD and MK sees him all battered and tired looking brooooooo #I’m not even sure if that would count as a mindscape but it rattles around in my brain like loose marbles #god I fucking love this au. gives me imagination fuel swear to god #my art #doodles #lmk #Lego Monkie kid #Monkie kid #lmk au #re-bound!au #rebound au #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk mk #lmk xiaotian

[pbnmj]

fun fact: the reason that they did not take noir’s mask off for longer than 0.5 seconds in itsv is actually because sony pictures animation was trying to protect the general public from me becoming insufferable to be around

#i swear i stole that ham joke from an older spiderverse post but i cant find it :( #peter parker #peter b parker #spiderman noir #spider-man #spiderman #into the spiderverse #also features the a redraw of the noir panel that nearly turned me into a chainsmoker <3 sickening i love my girlfriend so much #miles morales #spiderham #ALSO IT CAN MEAN A LOT TO ME THAT NOIR PETE IS ACTUALLY YOUNGER THAN PETER B LOL #LIKE IT MAKES SENSE TO ME. 6 YEARS BETWEEN ALL THE (HUMAN) PETERS IN THE MOVIE.... #anyways i hv to stop drawing spidey fr. i have a dissertation #which is like of course this means im going to do anything but do my diss. but whatever #my art

[otterlyart]

*Cue collective screaming*

#Alt caption #Delilah died as she died: probably not dead #it's 3 in the morning and that makes sense I swear #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #critical role #criticalrolespoilers #laudna #delilah briarwood #cr3 #bell's hells #cr3 spoilers #criticalrole